BrendanVlez

12JokadoLane
Hedgesville,WV
(304)4334905
whitelinesanddollarsigns@gm
LiteralQueen,serveslooks,comesforyourthroatdaily,doesntcareabout ail.com
you,disregardsthelowerclassonacringe-worthylevel.

EXPERIENCE SKILLS
-Artist
HollisterCo.,Winchester,VATeamMemberSupervisor
-DoyouSEEme?Ittakesskill
2015-PRESENT
tobethisperfect.Dontgetit
Keepingteammembersalert,ontask,andreadytohelpwithany
questions,fashionadvice,thelatesttrendstopromoteourbrand,and twisted.
makingthestoreneatandclean.

DairyQueen,Martinsburg,WVTeammember AWARDS
2015-2016 Awardswho?IstayWINNING
Servedgrimyfoodtoevengrimierpeople,gettingirritated,drinking HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
heavily. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
TheWoodsResort,Hedgesville,WVWaiter AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH
November2016-December2016 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ServedLOOKSandhoodratREALNESStooldcaucasianslobs. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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EDUCATION AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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HedgesvilleHighSchool,Hedgesville,WestVirginia AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
DegreeinTheArtofBarelySurviving
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Showup,stayformorethananhour,cryatLEASTthriceaweekinmy butgooff,sis.
carfromstress,SLAY.

LANGUAGES

P.S.Ibarelygotaneducation,yallcanmissmewiththatstressahuah Gooff,sis

English

ScammingUniversity,Liersville,NYPhD.inDeceit Spanish
andPerjury
SinceIwasborn,obviously
Scammingthelifeoutofthesefoolsabroad,collectingyourchecks, Snatchery
spendingyourrent,poorwho?Wigwho?Honestly.Truly.BLOOP.






PROJECTS

VariousPhotographyShootsBuildingmymodeling
portfolio
IWorkwithseveralphotographers,butmyfavoriteisRicardo
Alvarenga,andhisSocialMediaplatformsare:

Twitter:@ricky_alvarenga

Instagram:@ricky_alvarenga