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[singing] BRAVEST WARRIORS!! [siren] We've got a Red Honk!

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I am Supreme Chancellor Gayle from the Moon of Glendale! We need help!
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Word up, Gayle! We're on our way! Woah, slow down. Don't eject your core, champ.
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I called to speak with the Courageous Battlers! That was our parents' old team. They all got
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sucked into the See-Through Zone two years ago.
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We haven't seen them since. Any job they can do, we can do, Ma'am. We're
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the Bravest Warriors! But y'all kinda look like dorks.
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Hey! We're the mightiest heroes in the universe, GAYLE! If you don't want our help -- UP YOURS!
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Danny! Don't take out your moop on Gayle! You gotta learn to express your moop in more
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productive ways. Yeah sorry man I'm taking moop management
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classes. Warriors! To the HellaFlaptor!
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[singing and ukulele] Time Station 1, Moon of Glendale.
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I'm Chris. This is Danny, Beth and Wallow. Don't shake Wallow's hand, his glove gets
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jealous. Oh, and who is this Harlot? We shall settle
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this with fisticuffs! Pixel, shut down.
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No, but! He's a little needy, Danny's still fine tuning
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his Nano Nads. Actually, Wallow and I go way back.
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You're still... so boomin, Gayle. About that day on Venus--
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Not necessary. Mm! Uh! Speak not of the past! No! Nooo.
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Come, we must hurry. Professor Fartsparkles will explain, but first I must wake him from
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his Time Nap. Professor, these are the Bravest Warriors.
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They... kind of look like dorks. Listen up, Fartsparkles--
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Shhhhhhh! After the great Time Catastrophe, I invented
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the Fartsparkles Time Generator to keep the flow of time pumping, but something is very
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wrong. The Generator's Core is an artificial intelligence, and it's getting... moody.
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This is what's known as the Fartsparkles Effect. You probably shouldn't let this guy name everything
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after himself. [giggles]
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Look. Is that... us???
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You cloned us? Gayle, if you wanted my body you could have just--?!
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Heavens no! Those people are just as much you as you are. We are all of us trapped in
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a time loop. They are us from exactly five Glendalien minutes ago.
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Time is overlapping on itself! That means there's another group of us only
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five minutes behind that group, and then another. Infinite us's!
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If this keeps up, your planet's gonna have a much undesirable population boom.
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So you do understand. Perhaps you are not dorks after all. Repair the time loop. Save
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Glendale! Now put me back in my Time Nap. Pour the slime!!!
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[splat] [snoring] Let's get to the Generator!
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I don't want to know what happens if the next group catches up with us!
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To the Fartsparkles Chamber! Professor Fartsparkles will explain, but first
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I must wake him from his Time Nap.
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[electrical crackling] It's the Bravest Warriors! They're dead! They're
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ALL DEAD! It's us!
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Gayle's right. It really is us, and we're hecka dead.
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This must be the group that was just ahead of us in the time loop! We caught up to our
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future selves. But that means... Sometime in the next five Glendalien minutes,
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we're all gonna die in this room! Danny, we have to break the cycle!
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We're locked in! And the Time Generator is out of control!
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My sweet! I'm filled with regret! All these years, I've been holding on to so much moop!
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Now it's too late! Gayle? I never stopped loving you!
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[romantic ballad music] Oh lord. [smooching]
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You're teaching it the meaning of love! Wallow, smooch harder! SMOOCH HARDER!
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What is this? What is thiiis?
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Pixel! You don't understand. You can't have him! Wallow is mine! Pixel, NO! Shut down!
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Dudes! We're pissing off the big time thing -- mute your glove! Pixel, no! Give me back... my hand!! MINE!
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AAAAAAH! NOOOOOOOO!
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Too much emotional pain! Machine can't take it! Beth!
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[ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! ZAP!]
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It's the Bravest Warriors! They're dead! They're ALL DEAD!
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Nope. Dude, I ain't goin in there.
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Sorry Gayle. You should put some time clams on it, see if it wears itself out. We gotsta
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book. I'll call you! No he will not.
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[music]
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Hangover! Hello I'm Pendleton Ward and you're watching
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the show that I created, called Bravest Warriors, on Cartoon Hangover.