Heaven is a planet 80 times bigger than Earth!

Or so the late Percy Collett

revealed to the world. For years Ive had a vague memory about a Missionary
with a story about a trip to Heaven. Thanks to the wonders of Google I tracked it
down he visited Australia in 1989, on a speaking tour of various Pentecostal
Churches. One of which was near my home town and I had managed to catch a
radio advert for, thus the memory.
Thanks to his faithful disciples transcripts, and notes taken down by sceptical
investigators, I gather Dr. Percy told a lurid tale of being carried to Heaven, which
is 3 trillion miles away (half a light-year), in just six hours by an Angel, dipping
past the Sun and planets on the way. He saw the New Earth, which is being
constructed near Heaven, then Heaven itself, which is 2 million miles around.
Immense buildings form Gods City, with the Giant Gold Cube City from the
Apocalypse included.
Such visions are nothing new and Dr. Colletts visions dont add much to the
canon. The pseudonymous Enoch started the Judeo-Christian craze for big
visionary journeys, but the Akkadians and Sumerians had their own versions,
predating the current crop by a millennium or two. Updated to a post-Copernican
Universe, but the message isnt new or startling. Jesus is still coming back some
time soon so youd better be good, for goodness sake
The physics of Heaven is a bit more interesting. A solid planet cant be 80 times
bigger than Earth, as its gravity compresses its atoms into higher and higher
densities past a certain mass. At most it would be 3-4 times Earth size. Even
made of the lightest element, hydrogen, means planets max-out at just over
Jupiters size for pure hydrogen planets thus at most about 15 times as big as
Earth. To be 80 times Earths size, the planet must be a Super-mundane planet
an artificial shell world around a natural object within. To be 80 times bigger
than Earth, then by Newtons gravitational equations, that means it masses
(80)^2= 6,400 times Earths mass to give Earth gravity on the surface. If we
assume a negligible Shell mass, then thats a 20 Jupiter mass central object
coincidentally (?) a brown dwarf object might lurk in the Oort Cloud at roughly 3
trillion miles with about that mass. Whitmire & Matese, within the constraints
computed by Lorenzo Iorio, would put a Super-Jovian out there.
So is Heaven really a vast artificial planet? Once upon a time, it was a solid or
aethereal shell directly above our heads and we were like deep-sea fish on this
heavier, grosser world. Once the crystal or aethereal spheres were shattered in
the 16th & 17th Centuries, Heaven has been looking for a new locale. More
modern updates have pushed it into Hyperspace, or totally other space-times or
Eternities, but maybe it conceptually lurks just beyond our present day reach,
and always will. Alternatively, the Mystics, like Jakob Boehme, place it next door
to our everyday world, accessible by all who are ready to see it.