24 de expresii romneti care-i fac pe englezi s rd cu lacrimi

Se tie c n Marea Britanie sunt destul de muli romni care nc mai vorbesc n limba lor natal, cel puin ntre ei. Multe dintre expresiile
folosite de acetia i-au fcut pe englezi s rd cu gura pn la urechi. Iat mai jos un top al celor mai haioase dintre ele:

Nr. English Romanian English translate

1 he is surprised i-a picat faa his face has fallen off
2 he loses temper i sare mutarul his mustard will jump off
3 he try to fool you te aburete hell throw vapours at you
4 he lies to you i vinde gogoi hell sell you doughnuts
5 he suddenly gets it i pic fisa his coin drops
6 he has unusual ideas are mintea crea he has a curly mind
7 he deemed the effort useless e frecie la piciorul de lemn its a rub on a wooden leg
8 you drive him nuts l scoi din pepeni you take him out of his watermelons
9 he has the impostor syndrome se simte cu musca pe cciul he feels with the fly on his cap
10 it is far away e la mama naibii it is at the devils mother
11 he is crazy e dus cu pluta hes gone on a raft
12 he is wasting time frec menta he is rubbing the mint
13 it is cool e beton its concrete
14 he is nervous are un morcov n fund he has a carrot in his ass
15 he keeps quiet tace ca porcu-n ppuoi he keeps quiet like the pig in a corn field
16 you fool yourself te mbei cu ap rece you get drunk with cold water
17 he is stupid e tuf de Veneia hes a Venice bush
18 he quits i bag picioarele hell stick his feet in
19 he has been scammed a luat eap he took a spike
20 he is a drunkard e sugativ hes a blotting paper
21 he is extremely tired e varz hes cabbage
22 his life is chaotic e varz its cabbage
23 his room is a complete mess e varz its cabbage
24 he will look at you confused se holbeaz ca cioara la ciolan he will stare like the crow at the bone
25 he screwed up a dat cu mucii-n fasole he threw his boogers in the beans
26 he do so much with so little face din rahat bici he made a whip out of shit

1. A Romanian is not surprisedhis face has fallen off (I-a picat faa).
2. A Romanian didnt just do so much with so little he made a whip out of shit (Face din rahat bici).
3. A Romanian wont lose temper his mustard will jump off (i sare mutarul).
4. A Romanian hasnt just screwed up he threw his boogers in the beans (A dat cu mucii-n fasole).
5. A Romanian wont try to fool you hell throw vapours at you (Te aburete).
6. Nor will he lie to you hell sell you doughnuts (Vinde gogoi).
7. A Romanian doesnt suddenly get it his coin drops (i pic fisa).
8. A Romanian is not extremely tired hes cabbage. His life is not chaotic its cabbage. And his room is not a
complete mess its also cabbage (Varz).
9. A Romanian doesnt simply deem an effort useless he says its a rub on a wooden leg (Frecie la picior de lemn).
10. You dont drive a Romanian nuts you take him out of his watermelons (l scoi din pepeni).
11. A Romanian will not have the impostor syndrome he will feel with the fly on his cap (Se simte cu musca pe cciul).
12. In Romania, things are not far away theyre at the devils mother (La mama naibii).
13. A Romanian is not crazy hes gone on a raft (Dus cu pluta).
14. A Romanian wont tell you to stop wasting time hell tell you to stop rubbing the mint (Freca menta).
15. A Romanian wont say that something is cool hell say its concrete (Beton).
16. A Romanian is not nervous he has a carrot (in his ass) (Are un morcov n fund).
17. A Romanian doesnt just keep quiet he keeps quiet like the pig in a corn field (Tace ca porcu-n ppuoi).
18. As a Romanian you dont fool yourself you get drunk with cold water (Te mbei cu ap rece).
19. A Romanian is not stupid hes a Venice bush (Tuf de Veneia).
20. A Romanian wont call it quits hell stick his feet in (i bag picioarele).
21. A Romanian hasnt been scammed he took a spike (A luat eap).
22. A Romanian is not a drunkard hes a blotting paper (Sugativ).
23. A Romanian will not look at you confused he will stare like the crow at the bone (Ca cioara la ciolan).
24. A Romanian doesnt have unusual ideas he has a curly mind (Minte crea).