Balle Kumar's Universe - 10

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Crazy Letters 1...25
1) Dear Pizza,
There is not even a single day that passes when I don't think of you. I have thought of you much more than the
amount of thinking politicians do before screwing up the nation. It is only YOU that I dream off and it is only YOU that
I covet. I hate all those men, women, children and other rodents who compete with me for getting anywhere near you.
People run after real estate and I run after real taste and that taste is you. I wish that the restaurant owner puts more
chicken pieces in the toppings and preferably for the same price. I love and accept you the way you are but having
more marinated chicken pieces would take our relationship to an entirely new level.
See you soon!! Love you from the depth of my stomach.
Yours Hungry Always
Man solving Issues during lunch break
2) Dear Rats,
There is something for you on the floor. Make sure that you share it with everyone and please make sure that no one
is left behind hungry; especially don't forget feeding your little ones. I have made some special sandwiches for you all
and I have generously applied a special paste which will immediately transport you to a place where there are 72
virgins waiting for you, yes you, don't look back. I owe you this after the number of sleepless nights I had and
surprisingly which made me see well than an owl at night!! It is because of you that I am today a medical marvel!!
Love
Frustrated Tenant
3) Dear Superman,
My mother doesn't allow me to wear my underpants outside like you do and I just don't seem to get it! If I am wearing
my underpants inside and then some bully pulls down my underpants I would be left standing only in my underpants
and that would be embarrassing. But if I am wearing my underpants outside and then if the bully pulls my underpants
down and that would be a difficult task by itself I would still be having the pants on me. Please don't try to reason with
my Mom as after looking at my Dad's failure I would not advise you to do so. Please just blast her in to the Outer
Space and too without any warning (or you will regret) on Mother's day.
Love
Name Withheld
4) Dear Batman,
Everyone who comes in contact with you, dies. I suspect you have rabies so please get yourself checked. If my
school is ever on fire and you see me pleading for help, please DONT try to save me. I would risk getting saved by a
fireman instead of dying of rabies due to you.
Love
School Boy
5) Dear Husband,
I told you not to watch your Sci-Fi movies and you didn't listen. Now I am not only going to watch movies with the
couple next door but they have also invited me to act in a few of them. They have told me that I will become famous
in Three-People-Act art movies. I am considering that as an option. Let me know if you agree that everything that
went wrong in our marriage since the day we got married is ALL YOUR FAULT. Not waiting for your reply.
Love
Wife
6) Dear Earthlings,
If you still think that this satellite has been sent by the Government so that you get some extra channels on your
television then I wish all the best. I wish that you recover at least during your life time from a disease called Naivety.
This is a military satellite and the if I just press this one button the missiles from this ship will destroy the entire planet.
Now I know what it feels to be GOD. You owe your life to my dog Sunny who was not allowed to board this ship!! But
you won't be this lucky the next time!! Meanwhile pray and maybe I might reconsider my decision!
Yours Truly Superior
AstroNut
7) Dear Diary,
I injected myself with this syringe and now I am feeling that this world is such a great place. I have this sudden love
for all and I feel everyone loves me, even that blonde! What I don't understand is that why is everyone walking on the
ceiling?
Yours Truly,
I can't remember!!
8) Dear Teacher,
You provide me with great hope!! A rude bully can earn a decent income without having any qualification whatsoever
is nice to know at such a young age. I am present to the compassion that this world has which allows the lowest form
of life and that is YOU (.. I know you don't get hints) to exist and that is an experience at least worth the school fees.
Teacher, can you please tell me whether the interest that you show in us reflects the interest that your spouse shows
in you? The word infinite seems so profound when it seen in context of your stupidity. There is a grey area between
the Living and Non Living world and you and your kind thrive in that space.
Yours Truly,
Last Bencher
9) Dear Government,
I might have not written this if I was woman or not straight. Please understand the mere mention of the word MAN
HOLE creeps a straight man out so please understand the indignity of falling into one and surviving. Please keep
them covered or make the mention of those by that name punishable by death.
Regards
Citizen
10) Dear Neighboring Country,
If you destroy us then there will be no left to blame for your problems and if you subjugate us then our problems will
become yours. Lets be friends.
Regards
Peace Loving Citizen
11) Dear Obama,

Please give all the Indians staying in USA the citizenship of USA and we will all stay on the coastal areas. So when
the Chinese warships land on our coast they will find only Indians on the coast and their leaders would shoot their
own military commanders for the cost incurred in crossing half the world to invade India when it is right across the
Himalayas. Thank you.
Only Yours
Indian (My Wife says Hello!!)
12)Dear Customer,
I am delighted to know that Madhuri Dikshit is worth at least 500 rupees but people are still crazy about having
Mahatma Gandhi's image on the 500 rupee note. So can you please take this note back and print another one with
Mahatma Gandhi so that I can use it to buy something for the shop. Thanks.
Regards
Shopkeeper
13) Dear Doctor,
When I first saw the medical bill I thought that you have treated an entire third world country and sent me the bill by
mistake. But no, it was just for me! And that was such a big surprise! How often does a patient get a bill for a
treatment he didn't receive? My lawyer would be very happy to see this and I like to see my lawyer happy because as
my husband is a lawyer so making the lawyer happy does makes the husband happy too.
Regards
Your Missed Opportunity
14) Dear Brothers,
I am very happy here! The Government has decided to grant me the citizenship because I have stayed here for so
many years. After I get my citizenship not only will I be able to vote but I am thinking of standing for elections. I am
very popular here and I am sure that at least for publicity some really hot Bollywood starlet would marry me. I have
plans to join the IPL , talks are on! Brother please sends some people here; I sort of get bored. After being in jail I
realized that just a comfortable stay, good food and extraordinary fame is not enough we need people who think like
us to surround us too.
I am releasing my private songs album called "Bharat Mata Bani Gudiya Jab Neta Pehne Chudiya" , please make
sure that across the border on your side this is not pirated as good part of the profits are going to come to us.
Love
Terrorist
15) Hello Director,
I just wanted to let you know that my full name is Amandeep Singh and not Amandeep Kaur. I can still come dressed
in a red sari with my portfolio and a bottle of Champagne ALONE as you had asked for to your farm house in
Khandala. Thanks.
Regards
Actor
16) Dear Doctor,
I was pleasantly surprised to see two kidneys in X-Ray instead of one. I never knew that a kidney can grow in a
months time. My daughter has asked me that "How can a kidney develop faster than a kidney stone?" Can you
please write back to satiate her curiosity? Thanks.
Regards
Patient
17) Dear Havaldar,
My brother is mostly at home and is studying for his board exams. He hardly ever gets out of the house and is
terrified by mere prospect of talking to any girl. May be he is in to girls but I don't think so that he is interested in
marrying his sister and yes I agree that used to happen in ancient Egypt about 3000 years back but no one in my
family has ever visited anything further than Ichalkaranji. So the boy who was passing some lewd comments and
continuously eve teasing me before you was not my brother or his look alike. So we were not having any kind of
family fun filled open to all afternoon in public and so you could come in and slapped him. Please do that the next
time. Thanks.
Regards
Any woman
18) Hello Animal Control Board,
Sir, I always wanted my child to learn something from me by observing and mimicking me. After fervently prayering
God answered my prayers but instead of my child there is this monkey who lives on the tree near my house who is
mimicking me. He walks like me, brushes his teeth like, he stole my clothes and started wearing them and I found it
quite amusing. But that day I forgot to close my bedroom window and now the monkey has started hitting on my wife.
Please do something, my wife is finding the monkey adorable and he really pays attention to her. This is an
emergency!
Yours Truly,
Manne Kaka
19)Hello Pinky,
I had a thing for your Mom since we were six and I thought you would turn out like your Mom and so as a future
investment I made you my girlfriend from that age. But you now seem to look almost like your dad and that turns me
off. That is not because you look like your Dad but because your Dad is as ugly as a dead alien disfigured by freakish
lab experiment. I am breaking off with you to restore some beauty in my life! Good Bye!!
I pity you,
Pappu
20)Dear Father,
I recently moved in to a house and found some stuff of the previous house owner. There was a book which only had
the words "DO NOT READ" on it and we all read it. Then there was a DVD on which it was written "DO NOT PLAY"
and we played it. Now I really think that my wife and children are possessed. My wife just smiles at me and never
says a single word. She cooks my favorite dinner and allows me to watch television. My children have started
studying. I am really scared!! Please come in and bless my house.
Regards
Innocent
PS: My family has insisted on my celebrating my birthday and my wife is nowadays sharpening a butcher's knife
everyday so that I can cut the cake easily.
21) Dear Cops
I am originally from Chennai which is the most happening place on earth. It is most happening because there are so
many builders that construction is always happening here. Now we have a slight problem and the problem is that
there is no water. So my very intelligent, smart and beautiful wife SubbuLakshmi told me to dig a bore well. But Sir
the ground water has almost depleted and so I kept on digging till finally I saw some light. As I came out of the tunnel
I made I saw my wife had turned in to a blonde woman. However she didn't recognize me, she called you. Then I
understood that I had reached New York. It is such a long time since school that I completely forgot that the Earth is
round. Please Sir, believe my story!
Regards
Subbu
(Underground Columbus)
22)Dear Music Director,
I am so proud of you!! I have been globetrotting and I can bet that almost every nation has copied one of your tunes
or your musical notes. How do you cope up with so much success?
Please keep it going!
Music Lover
23) Hello Telugu Hero,
Please become my dating guru! You tease the actresses to an obscene level and they really fall for you. Each one of
them begs you to get married to them and you just dance each with them in rain and then choose one of them in the
climax. The actress cooks for you, loves your Mom and sometimes even takes the villains bullet for you. The best
part of all this is that you manage to do all this with that big moustache of yours.
Youre Fan
Pampush
24) Hello Serial Killer,
Please kill my twin brother Pushpam next. My name is Pampush and Pushpam is my evil twin. Whenever my parents
call for me he taking advantage of our similar faces runs to our parents. As a result he gets doubled fed, double
clothed and he also gets my share of gifts. I am left dressed in rags and often starving. Only you can help me now!
Regards
Pampush
25) Hello Police,
I got the following note on my door step "Mr Rustogi, I know where you stay, you are next. Make your will". Sir, I am
Chatterjee , Rustogi stays next door. Please catch the killer or at least let him know that Rustogi stays next door.
Regards
Chatterjee
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26) Hello Director of Flop Film
Let I tell you something, I am your biggest fan. I was trying to break up with this girl since a long time and she not only
left the theater but also left me forever within the first 10 minutes of your film. I saw your complete film and must say
that you are a genius in pissing off people. Please make more such films.
Regards
Your Fan!!
27) Hello Psychiatrist,
We generally don't see horror films before our 5 year old Raghu but that day he did manage to see one with us. After
that it is impossible for us to live with him. That day I was lying in the tub and he came from behind and tried to
strangle me. Raghu runs after his mother with a knife and laughs wickedly to his grandmother. He tried to pull the
skirt of our Maid Servant while she was sleeping though I dont attribute that to the horror movies, anyways I don't
want him to do that when I am not around. Please do something.
Regards
Prashant Bhute
PS: He wrote 'MURDER' on our shower curtain too..
28) Hello Lawyer,
Sir, I am about 400 pounds and I know that and my swimming instructor also knew that too. But still he made me
jump in to the swimming pool and that resulted in to what can be called as Tsunami. Now the gym is going to sue me
for the loss of life and property. Please fight for me.
Regards
Mote Babu
29) Hello Hair Growing Oil Makers,
I used to apply a copious amount of your oil on my head and never a single strand of hair grew on my bald head.
Frustrated I kicked the bottle of oil and my 5 year old son Raghu started rolling in the spilled oil. Now my neighbors
complain that they sometimes see a very hairy gorilla playing in our house. Please suggest an antidote and also your
oil works for children, that is one good news..
Regards
Purshottam
30) Hello Chin Chin Company,
My friend was going to throw the grenade on the army personal and so he removed the pin and threw the grenade.
The grenade didn't explode but the pin exploded and my friend became a martyr and as our location was revealed we
had to suffer some firing. So another friend next time threw the pin and this time the grenade exploded. I survived
because I had gone to answer nature's call. Sir, please do segregate the grenades based on whether the pin will
explode or the grenade itself. Friends forever!
Love
Separatist
31) Hello Magan Seth,
We tried to kidnap your wife but we couldn't fit her in to the truck so we kidnapped your son. But your son refuses to
eat anything with onion and garlic in it and seriously if you don't pay up he will be starving. Seriously man how can I
find such food in Bhendi Bazaar, you tell me? You people spoil your kids and we have to face problems. When you
take him back feed him junk food and chicken or we will kill you. Be responsible parents!
No Regards
Topiwale Brothers
32) Hello Uncle,
The last time you refused to give us our ball back because it broke your window pane and that was a mistake. While
not returning our ball back you might not have thought of your new car which you park on the road so that you can
rent out your parking space. We are now using your prized possession, your car as stumps and we have some real
good fast bowlers on both the sides. Some of our batsmen who are newbies are used to hitting the stumps with their
bats. We have also announced a special prize for the person who breaks your window pane and batsman who
breaks your head will be "Man of the Match".
Love
Rustum
33) Hello Comedy Badshah,
Once I had piles and I found the experience of having piles and the whole medical fraternity having a look at it on a
30ft * 70 ft screen more funny than you. Sometimes I think that God made us mortals so that at least some of us can
escape you coming on the National Television. Now don't get me wrong, I do think that you are FUNNY sometimes
and that is when I am sleeping and I know that you are on television expecting me to hear your jokes and I AM NOT
LISTENING.
F*#K Off
Janaki's Husband (Janaki!! your number one fan)
34) Hello Producer,
Sir, I really never miss a single episode of your late night true story based serial "JwalaMukhi Bahu". But every time
that I get interested (read excited) you start a commercial. Now that makes me wonder if this ever happened in real
life then there would be only Adam and Eve on earth. So please keep all the commercials at the end and I promise
you I will see them.
Regards
Sundermohan Tripathi
35) Hello Doctor,
I went to Nepal to climb Everest and I left my wife at the base camp with Sherpas. I became lost in the blizzard and
then subsequently lost my memory and way and finally returned back to my camp after a year. When I came back my
beloved wife was holding a baby in her hands and said its mine but the baby looked like a Nepali. I asked her about it
and she said if the child is born in Nepali it should look Nepali. I feel something is wrong and so I am asking your
opinion, is it possible?
Regards
Murugesh
36) Almeda Alcohol Shop,
I am your regular customer and I that I drank two bottles of whiskey and was high. By mistake I slapped a constable
and they took me in and there they detected that what I drank was 2 bottles of fruit juice. They said that if I would
have been drunk may be they would have let me go but now they I was sober and hit the constable and they hit me
black and blue for not respecting law. You need to be responsible; you can't sell water in whiskey bottle and destroy
the life of people. You are poisoning the body and life of people.Shame on you!!
A******s
Anonymous
37) Hello Teacher,

You told me to collect an earthworm and so I went to Borivali National Park to catch one and I did manage to catch
one but it swallowed my Dad. Then as a punishment I made the earthworm see "Saas Bahu Serial" and it threw up
my Dad. The Animal Control Board told me that it is not an earthworm but it is a snake and I can't remember its name
now but it is named after my Kunda Aunty.
Regards
Raghu
38) Hello Kamal Kasai,
I didn't know that in your freezer you have kept the flesh of chickens found in the dinosaur age. Now don't be
surprised about how I came to know your little secret :). My wife choked on foot long (chicken!!!!) bone and was
admitted to emergency. This time I am letting you go because it was my wife but the next time if instead of chicken
you give me some other meat I will kill you!!
Regards
Raju Bhatt
39) Hello Papa,
I had asked money from you for my World Tour and you kept on ignoring that and on top of that you told me that the
world is very small place. I didn't agree with that but I got it when I was roaming around and first saw you in Rekha
Aunty's house and then again bumped in to you in Surekha aunty's house. Now if I tell the same to my Mom then
your world will be confined to our storeroom and that would be a real small place. So please give 10 lakh rupees
without delay for the world tour.
Keep Smiling
Dagdu Damle
40) Hello Arab Consumer Goods Limited,
Please don't export anything other than oil to the world. You suck!! I took your protein shake named "Protein Sheik"
and it didn't produce any effect on me but when my wife started taking it, she started developing muscles. She kicks
me daily like your ancestors used to kick their half dead camels before the Oil Boom.
F**k You
Murtaza Ansari
41) Hello Lawyer,
After our marriage my wife insisted on visiting Taj Mahal and I vehemently objected. I mean why a newly married
couple should visit an indoor cemetry, however cool it might be right after marriage. But she calls me unromantic and
I suspect that she wants to murder me. Please keep this letter as evidence.
Regards
Pranlal PushpakManjan Jalnani
42)Hello Marathi Shop Owner,
Sir, your shop is only open on Weekdays and that too after 6 pm because that is when come from your job. You close
your shop/house at 8 pm because you don't want people to enter your house late night. Whenever I ask for anything
and if that is on the upper shelf and you have only two shelves you always direct me to the other shop. That day you
refused to sell anything to my friend because he didn't greet you!! You always insist on us customers carrying the
right amount as you don't have a change. Why don't you just burn down your shop (and I can help you in that) and
claim money from insurance, that will surely make some profit for us?
Your Well Wisher

Not Local
43) Namaskar KrishnaThapar Nalan Jee,
When I released my phillum no body in UP and Bihar could understand it and so it become A flop. Then when I saw
your phillum "MommanToe" I got an idea. I released my phillum in rewind and even small children who can't speaks,
very well understood it. I understood that Bhaiyas stand straight and understand ULTA.
Thank Yours
Number One Director
44) Hello Film Director,
I had asked you to cast my girlfriend Razia as the lead in your film and you didn't do it.I understand that my Razia has
a few pounds extra but you could have had made an action film instead of the romantic film too. My Razia came
home crying and now she refuses to stop crying untill I buy her a sea facing apartment and you know I can do
anything for Razia. So now do send me 4 million for the apartment.. If you don't send it then I will direct the movie
"Razia Sultan" and you will be Razia inside it..
Yours Seriously,
Bada Saajan
45) Hello Minister,
We are much ahead of America in Gun Control, even our police carry sticks.
Regards
Secretary
46) Hello College Student,
I was sleeping peacefully and you and your friends disturbed me. Seriously why do you have to booze and dance on
my bed in the day time especially when it is common knowledge that I am sleeping in day time. Now since you have
come uninvited in my house I am going to return the favor by staying in yours.
Yours
Man Sleeping in the Coffin
47) Hello Husband,
Last night it was me with the makeup on so please dont call the exorcist.
Love
Wife
48) Hello Politician,
Please find with this letter a money order of Rupees 10. I didn't know that you are a beggar too or else I would have
rejected the money. Also I should not see in you in my area again as begging slots in my area are already allocated.
We don't have space for you!
Yours
Dagdu Bhikari
Address: Dagdu Bhikari Mobile House, Bhikari Chowk, Bhiksha Gully
49) Hello Singer,
When I first heard your voice I thought a bull was getting castrated. When I knew it is you I felt sorrier for you than I
would have felt for the bull. But come on, there are other humane ways of killing people. So please STOP SINGING!!
Hate You
Madhav Kumar Bulbul
50) Hello Police,
Sir, I am not responsible for ransacking the shop. I just ran away after seeing you because my ancestor was from
Australia and so I have Australian blood running inside me. So my instincts tell me to run whenever I see any police ..
Maa Kasam ..
Regards
Chotta Barfi
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51) Hello Dear Neighbor,
I saw your girlfriend holding the hand of a schoolboy and heading inside the park. However I don't want you to
discount the probability that the about 15 years boy must have thrown his Frisbee and it might have not returned back
and so your girlfriend would have decided to hold the hands of the anxious child and lead him inside the Lovers
Garden to search for the Frisbee.
Your Watchful Neighbor
Nayansukh
52) Hello Super Dooper Chicken Meat Processors,
My son was not growing up that well but thanks to the growth hormones that you inject in your chicken my son Venu
Iyer is now towering at 6 feet and has muscles which can shame an African American. However I don't like when my
son lays eggs unannounced? How should I stop it?
Regards
Srinivas Iyer
53) Hello Demon King,
Now you did the biggest mistake of abducting someone's wife and to make you realize the full extent of the grave
error you committed I am going to be real slow in rescuing her.
Regards
Lord
54) Hello People,
You always accuse me of treating the rich people and that is not completely true. Yes they are rich when I start
treating them but I swear that when I am done with them they always apply for subsidies.
Regards
Dr Maalpani
55) Hello Jwalamukhi's Husband,
Jwalamukhi always wanted to wear new clothes and you being a miser never bought her anything. Well I used to get
her new clothes daily and so she ran off with me. Always take your wife for shopping .. stupid husbands!!
Regards
Your Dhobi
56) Hello Doctor,
I don't know whether I should turn to Science or Religion for explanation but my son exactly looks like the kind
hearted pizza delivery boy who always delivered pizza for free to our son. Once he even gave me tip ..
Regards
Husband
57) Hello Jayant Robot,
I really envy you "Jayant Robot: Maharasthra's Own Robo" , you never seem to be doing anything. You just work
from 9:00 AM to 5:00 PM with a few hours reserved for lunch and coffee and then route all calls to the police after
that. On top of that you get to lecture people about not falling in to the situations where you have to rescue them. I
have heard that Priyanka Chopra is going to act with you in "7 Robot Maaf". Please do something for me also,or at
least send me the cool thing you are chewing everyday .. Guthka
Your cousin
Giant Robot (Japan)
58) Hello Superhero MalluMan,
I went to the passport office and told them my passport is lost and they were shocked to see me in India because I
should have been in Dubai as per their records.You b*****d , you thought I would perish in the fire and so you came
to steal my passport which has the Dubai visa. I am waiting for you to land in Kerala where it would be easier to
recognize you.
F&&k You
Man without passport
59) Hello Bihari Superhero,
This is my 100th reminder to you. Thanks for saving our life but when will you return my jeweler that you promised to
keep at some place safe. Also my youngest daughter is pregnant .. I need to discuss something important with you.
Please reply.
Regards
Kishori Lal
60) Hello Bangalore Ka Superhero,
F**k you!!! You were rescuing me and everything was fine till I just joked that I am thinking of buying apartment in
Bangalore and you dropped me from the sky. But I am survivor .. you will hear more from me.
Regards
Non Kannadiga
61) Hello Telugu Superhero Bangaram Man,
When you came for my rescue and the first question you asked me is "Whether I can fly?" made me suspicious
whether you are the real Superhero. Then I saw your clones saving other people too and I was really impressed. But
then again they are not your clones, I mean clones should have the something in common other than clothes. Just
because I am paying less per hour that doesn't mean you send me a poorly designed duplicate version of you!!
Regards
Anonymous
PS: I won't reveal my name because I know you might be anywhere. Thanks for saving my life anyways using your
much superior survivor instincts.
62)Hello Superhero Patel Man,
Please find with this letter the money order for the expenses incurred in your travel for saving my life. Yes I have your
brother's card and I am going to buy groceries from there only. No, I am not in to stocks but will recommend some of
my friends to you. While saving me you had expressed an interest in my apartment and as it is half destroyed by fire I
am ready to sell it for the price you had offered. As requested by you I am going to visit Swaminarayan temple
tomorrow..
Regards
Tushar Tambe
63) Hello Superhero TamilSelvam,
Sorry. I am really sorry and I mean it. I agree with you that Tamil is the oldest language in the world. I even say that
Tamil existed even before men had vocal chords. If the whole world can't learn Tamil then I will request all the
languages be henceforth officially declared as dialects of Tamil. But please stop praising my wife's Dosas! Please
stop telling her that Rajini likes her Dosas! She cooked "Vuture Dosa" for me and this time the Dosa looked liked a
vulture and hence the name and so I ate it but next time I won't be so sure of the content.
Yours Sincerely
Mr Khanna
64) Dear Konkani Superman,
I understand that FENI is not considered alcohol in Goa but when you came to rescue me we were not in Goa.
Instead of rescuing me , you responded to the cries of the woman in the next apartment and 'rescued' her. Let me tell
you something Mr and Mrs Tarneja were desperately trying to have a baby and thanks to what you did to Mr Tarneja
now they will have to look for 'Vicky Donor' ..
Hate You
Anup Bansal
65) Hello Sindhi Super JhulleMan,
Just because we don't eat Papads you refused to rescue us!!

F@@k You
Anthony Bezel
66) Hello Son,
Today you were late by a minute for your midterms and your teacher didn't allow you to take the exams. In a way that
is good because a minute of delay makes a huge impact on life. To illustrate my view point with an example please
allow me please to share a true incident with you. Once my mother in law , who is your granny; fell ill and we all
thought she is dead. I was about to lit the funeral pyre and she got up and she has refused to die since then. This
happened 30 years back and to pay me back she stays in our house since then..
Regards
Father
67) Hello Son,
Since you are now married I want to tell you something relevant to your condition. From now onwards your condition
is that of Jew in this world. Everybody in your new family will love you and hate you for only one reason and that is
"You earn money".
Regards
Father
68) Hello Son,
When Adam asked God the benefit of being mortal, God to make his point created Eve.
Love
69) Hello Advisor,
There is overwhelming evidence in favor of literate women having more responsible and healthy children. Then Sir, I
can't help but say that you have a myopic vision when you reject my hypothesis that if Chicken learn to read and write
they would be able to lay better eggs and if we consume those healthy eggs then we all will be healthy. Why did you
reject my Doctorate Thesis "Literate Chicken and High Quality Eggs"?
Regards
Student
70) Hello Math Tuition Sir,
I found out that the common factor between pregnancy and poor grades in Math is You. Should I publish my findings?
Yours Sincerely
Hassan Albela
71)Hi Mom In Law,
Your name might sometimes pop up and I am not even not sure of that in the words spoken by your son but as you
see from your healthy grandson that I am so much in his actions. As actions speak louder than words I don't want you
to get disturbed while sleeping, so please don't stay with us.
Love
Daughter In Law
72) Hello My African Cousin,

Since I left Africa I got everything I wanted but wife is extremely unhappy. I think we all pissed off God by leaving
Africa. Sending you some snaps. Please ask the Shaman about it.Please keep it between us.
Regards
Indian Cousin (50,000 years back)
73) Hello Caliph,
The people across Indus are quite strange, I went to plunder their wealth and they asked me for a bribe for that too.
Regards
Sultan (1000 AD)
74) Halo Anand Kishore,
Eeeh Amrika Main Sasaru Humane Rancha Main Doobake Joh Bhaisan Ke Pankh Khaye Woh Khake Man Etna
Khush Hua Ki Pehlee Dafa Tumhari Bhabhi Ko Gale Se Lagane Ka Dil Kiya. Par Hum Tum Se Bhaut Naraaz Hain
Kyunki Tum Gobar Ki Shakl Leke Etne Saal Gaay Ka Doodh Bechte Teh Phir Bhi Kabhi Humko Bataya Nahin Ki
Amriki Bhaisan Ke Chotte Chotte Swaad Bhare Pankh Hote Hain. Yeh Videsi Phir Drone Pe Paisa Kyun Kharcha
Karte Hain? Kabhi Koi Bhains Udata Dikhayee Nahin Diya , Kahin Badalon Ke Upar Toh Nahin Udata.
Tumhara
Anand Mohan
75) Hello Rosy,
I love your boyfriend's smile and so I am going to punch him repeatedly to collect each one of his teeth so that I can
arrange his teeth mimicking his smile on my desk. And I need lips to complete the smile and I love your lips. Having
his teeth and your lips would have the perfect smile of a perfect couple right before me and would inspire me to have
a relationship full of fun, freedom, passion and joy.
Youre Ex Boyfriend
Gajendar Boxer
Crazy Letters 76100
76) Hello Chin Grenade Manufacturing Company,
We didn't know that your cheap grenades have an expiry date and they explode if you don't throw them before expiry.
Don't you think you should write a little more than "Best Before Aug 2012" on them?
F$$K Y^u
Major Aman Gulbahar (Pakistan Army)
77) Hello Dear Neighbor Robert,
Please the only thing common between a Sikh and a Arab is that both at some point of time have really hot wives.
Yes, inspite of the turban and the beard ..
Regards
Naga Kumar
78) Hello Minister,

I never said NO to a bribe, I just want a receipt from you. Thanks.
Regards
Babu Lohar
79) Hello Beauty Queen,
You said that you want to marry Mahatma Gandhi and won the beauty contest. Now unfortunately Bapu is not with us
but people say that I look like him and sometimes I even talk and walk like him. Sometimes when I have eaten a lot,
especially Murgi Pulao (not Biryani ... Biryani is a foreign influnence!!) I do fasting also. Please consider my
proposal...
Love
Anup Bansal
80) Hello Doctor,
No I don't have a birth defect but people say that I am a birth defect. Please cure me!!
Regards
Sada Boke
81) Hello Lawyer,
I want to give divorce to my husband because he is a werewolf and I work during the day.
Regards
Stella
82) Hello Judge,
Me and wife had this huge fight and as I opened the door to go out of house I saw a hungry leopard in front of me. I
let the leopard inside the house so that he can grab something to eat from the fridge. Instead of rewarding me for
saving wildlife you are sentencing me for abetting murder of my wife, this is not fair. I wish leopards could talk!
Regards
Your victim
83) Hello Sheik Sir,
Sir, I am not getting all the values from the database. The drop down for the punishment box in our Judicial software
only shows "Amputation" and "Death By Stoning". The database team says those all are the values available. Please
advise.
Regards
Krishna KukkuneriWeb Developer
Riyadh , Saudi Arabia
84) Hello Mrs. Savitri,
Your son is not studying because it is difficult for children to focus on anything now a days. We have opened a
Concentration Camp and you are invited to send your ward. This is free of cost.
Regards
Natwar Zinga (Na.Zi)
85) Hello Kashmiri Superhero,
Please don't come to rescue me because wherever you take me I am sure that it would not be any safer than where I
would be.
Regards
Common Man
86) Hello Delhi Police,
It is not my fault, I said that my name is "BATMAN" but your Jat Traffic Police heard it as "BADMAN". Now I am in
some hospital near Karnal. They are calling me "Gulshan Grover" and the nurses are afraid of me, who is this guy
anyway?
Regards
Batman
87) Hello Step Son,
This is my will and I want to give you what you always wanted. The million dollar house you always wished for is..
Ooopssss my pen's ink has dried out ...I can't find another pen... Sorry too late.. I am dead.. Lol.. Looser..
F**k Y*u
Step Dad
88) Hello Daddy,
My classmate bought a Soviet Era tank on internet in order to blast squirrels on the college campus and everyone
including the cops are happily posing before the tank. Dad I think I miss you a lot , I am coming home tomorrow itself.
Regards
Sundar Mohan
89) Hello Counseller,
Whatever I do, my wife says "Et Tu Brutus" and if I tell her to stop saying that, she tells me to get a sense of humor.
Please help me.
Regards
Husband
90)Hello Younger Brother Gauri Prasad,
The woman in the Olympics parade, I know her, she likes to be walking in to everything. So one day I saw her
walking I open house door. She walking in. I opened bedroom door, she walking in. I told her a tunnel below my bed ,
she walking in to see. But I forget that windows is open and she walks out. Or else even my child you see in parade
too with her .. Missed opportunities stings likes lost elections .. so remembers always keeps houses open when you
are singles ..
Yours SINcerely
Durga Prasad
91) Hello Younger Brother Gauri Prasad,

The USA is different so much from Indias , I was the shock very much to see America not treating theirs criminals in
prison as guests.
Yours
Durga Prasad
In the USA in the time of the summers , everybody follow Bapu. They all shed their clothes and start running around.
Yours
Durga Prasad
In USA , the police actually do come if you calls them. I am dying out of laughters.. when I see it myself. You have to
comes here ..But you requires minimum three fingers to dial the phones ..
Yours
Durga Prasad
I am trying to find Sasura Gotham city in this country to meet Batman but these people hide it from outsiders. You
know American accent so please wear wig and asks them about the Gothams. Our Sarpanch is afraid of bats and I
will borrow Batman costume for a day and then scares him to death.
Yours
Durga Prasad
Whenever any American kid want to do world travel they join soldiering. The Tata, Birlas and Ambanis of this nation
sponsor the trips and the Government is enthusiastic about it as always..
Yours
Durga Prasad
All American buy lottery of more than 500 dollarva every month and one of them gets their medical expenditure worth
a fortune paid. Gambler nation .. even I have to buy .. they say it is compulsory..
Yours
Durga Prasad
American very proud of Black President .. I said American in a bar over a fight that Indian very proud that we elect all
politicians of black heart and many a times black body too.
Yours
Durga Prasad
There is a day called to be of Halwaeen or something when all American dresses up to be the ghosts. I said most of
us Indians don't need to be dressed up as ghosts ..You remember our Tayyaji , everybody cherubs hispulses
whenever he is silence of a second .. Long Leaves younger brother ..
Yours
Durga Prasad
Here is Night Life very Wild. So sometimes men with guns who wants to shoot wild life get confused and shoots at
night life. Careful to be when you be visiting. Here Guns are easier to gets than even Shatrughan. Long Leaves
..younger brother ..
Yours
Durga Prasad
Here the waiters are like Tantriks .. they knows your birthday and all claps together coming to table where you sits.
No longer can birthday man save money by not spilling the black beans of birthday..Long Leaves .. younger brother ..
Yours
Durga Prasad
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101) Dear Younger Brother Gauri Prasad,
Today a Gori Mem gaves me Hair Cut. I swear Indian barbers are barbarians when to be compared to the barbers
here..
Yours
Durga Prasad
102) Dear Younger Brother Gauri Prasad,
I was walkings on the roadwa and a doggy saws me but didn't barks or bites me. But police asking me for papers.
Very opposite of India...
Yours
Durga Prasad
I met an American today and he was asking me abouts the Indian Historys and I told him that it has a 'Long history
because of its Good Geography'. He didn't understand and I asked him to look at the beautiful girlfriend he has .. next
i heard he dumps her. Long Leaves ..
Yours
Durga Prasad
After looking at the Canada immigration fallacy I want to change the famous proverb , "He who has no one has God"
to "He who has no one has Canada". Please tell our village blacksmith, cobbler, carpentar etc etc to apply for visa.
Tell others to not apply , Canada is only for the people whom others don't care. Wow Canada , great nation ..
Yours
Durga Prasad
I enquired about the immigration policy from my friend Amigo. If we come by plane, ships ,train only then visa is
required. If we come walking no visa required ..
Yours
Durga Prasad
Just like how we sees the Cow on the roads , we see the deer here. But in India ,we stop car for cows here stop deer
life for car. Strange custom .. I always say love animals after all we were animals once ..Long leaves ..
Yours
Durga Prasad
I enquired about the immigration policy from my friend Amigo. If we come by plane, ship or train only then visa is
required. If we come walking then no visa is asked for or required.
Yours
Durga Prasad
After looking at the Canada immigration fallacy I want to change the famous proverb , "He who has no one has God"
to "He who has no one has Canada". Please tell our village blacksmith, cobbler, carpentar etc etc to apply for visa.
Tell others to not apply, Canada is only for the people whom others don't care. Wow Canada , great nation ..
Yours
Durga Prasad
I met an Americans who greeted mes with the Pakistani friend of his. I told him to be not take Pakistani in crowded
places as they tend to explode in such environments. Long leaves!!
Yours
Durga Prasad
I always was thinking that Tortilla is the plurals of Turtle vaa. So I didn't order it ever. You know it is plurals for Rotis.
Yours
Durga Prasad

There is so much in commons between the Muslim and the Jew ifs they just looks deep down.
Yours
Durga Prasad
My English is the very the excellent so I understands the words "I got", "You got", "For Got" but today someone called
me "Fag got" when I hold hand of dearest friend Ramakishore.
Yours
Durga Prasad
113) Hello Minister,
The opposition party members have got a copy of your speech so please change it. Make sure that you make no
reference to the Daana Paani Ghotala. Also we need to talk to the other party about supporting us. Please don't
forget to ask for your cut from the industrialist. And also your daughter's MMS clip has gone viral. We have to talk
about secularism more ....
Regards
Secretary
114) Hello Election Commissioner,
My voters are very careful and responsible people and so to be very sure that their vote is casted properly each one
of them voted twice or thrice for me. What is the problem in that?
Regards
Politician
This Americas are too much of confuses for us , we are supposed to do entirely different things in Restarea and
Restroom. Long Leaves.
Yours
Durga Prasad
116) Hello Farhan Akhtar,
I want to salute you and thank you for the service that you done for the nation. I started showing the movie "Zindagi
Na Mile Dobara" to the prisoner and the minute you came on the screen he confessed to all the unsolved crimes in
our police station. Thank you so much.
Your Fan
Inspector Pivale
117) Hello Punjabi Film Association,
My wife had gone to her folks and I got this R rated DVD named "Punjabi Tikli" with 'great' expectations but instead I
found a 3 hours long and agonizing movie where a group of Sardars were constantly tickling each other and laughing.
Please change the title to "Punjabi Tickling" and it is a movie for toddlers so grade it accordingly. Please ..
Regards
Krishnan
I tell you the friendliest peoples in the USA are the airpots securities. They took me separately and almost 10 of them
chatted with me about my life story.
Regards
Durga Prasad
My Afghan Neighbor dressed up like Santa and the cops took him away. I think they want to enjoy their Christmas
with him.
Yours
Durga Prasad
I think most of the Whites have accepted Shia Islam, whichever woman I talk too is being paid "Ali Money" by
her husband. Ya Ali!
Yours
Durga Prasad
121) Hello Infidel Cat,
Our brother Abu Mousi Al Seweri had plague and in his sewer side attackhe tempted you to eat him and you ate him.
Your days are numbered ..
You Know Us
Mouse Maida
122) Hello Afghani Superhero,
No, you really didn't have to blast everything in the way to rescue me. You need to pay for it now. And where is Kasim
our young Chaiwallah?
Regards
Shambu Nagare
123) Hello Pet Shop,
The kitten you sold me has started roaring. She wants STEAK!!
Regards
Stella
124) Hello Cops,
A group of people stopped me and asked me my religion. I said Hindu , they kicked me and said "One more choice",
then I said "I am a Muslim" , they kicked me again. They kept on giving me choices and they kept on hitting me for
every choice I made. Finally they revealed that they are athiests ..After getting beaten up so much I also believe
thatGod doesn't exist and so I have joined their ranks. Join us !!
Regards
Kusum Babu (2050 AD)
125) Hello Duryodhana,
Like every game , even the game in Draupadi's Svayamvar had a cheat code and Lord Krishna gave it to Arjun and
not you. What can you now do about it?
Regards
Vyas
126) Hello Ice Cream Maker,
Your Ice Cream is very famous and I can tell that by the number of teeth I found in the pack I took home.
Regards
Ice Cream Lover
127) Hello Wife,
My fellow inmates in the prison are very friendly. One of them bought me a towel , another one bought me a soap and
one other actually told me of a time when very few people would be taking shower. There is goodness everywhere ..
Love
Prisoner
128) Hello Magician,
For your magic trick in which you lock a girl in a cabinet and then pass swords through it , my wife wants to volunteer
for that. Has your trick ever gone horribly wrong? Please let me know.
Regards
Husband
129) Hello Behari,
If you want to make Cricket famous in America please let the Americans know that the game is played for 8 hours
and during those 8 hours the wives and or girlfriends of the players are alone and bored in the hotel.
Regards
Another Bihari
130) Hello Spiritual Baba,
Everywhere in my life I find one thing "Healthy is not Tasty and Tasty is not Healthy". Why is that so?
Regards
Bhakt
131) Hello Zen Master,

I am frustrated by your cryptic replies, wise remarks and the smile that you have on your face when you know that I
didn't understand anything of what you said. Please find with this note a box with two buttons, one yellow and one
red. If you press the yellow button the sniper on the hill will kill you. If you press the red button the sniper on the hill
will kill you. If you don't press any one of them still the sniper on the hill will kill you in about 300 seconds. Please
make something of this situation and smile to yourself before saying good bye to earth. Your time starts now!!
Love
Your Student
132) Hello Sir,
The man at the front desk introduces himself as Manohar Mansoor Mario. Either he is a Congress party member
faking secularism or a case of sperm donation which went horribly wrong.
Regards
Front Desk
133) Hello Chinese Premier,
We care for our people and so all our trains stop at every station and sometimes even between stations and thats
why our trains can't run as fast as yours.
Regards
Railway Minister in Democratic Government
134) Hello "Ek Tha Tiger" Director,
After seeing "Ek Tha Tiger" I have come up with an awesome script. You can show anything in the first part , it need
not be related to the part after the interval which I am going to tell you. So the plot I have for the movie after the
interval is that the entire RAW starts working for Pakistan and entire ISI starts working for India. Then CIA , KGB ,
MI6 and others run after both the agencies to make them serve their respective countries. It would earn 200 crores
easily Sir. Give it a thought..
Regards
Script Writer Babban D'Souza
135) Hello Lawyer,
My wife likes colors and so I took her X Ray first to a painter before showing to her. Now I didn't that he is tatoo artist
and that he would draw a vulture on it. So my wife saw it and suffered a heart attack and passed away.
Regards
Husband
136) Hello Pinky,
I asked your number and you refused to give me. So now I have kidnapped your lovely little brother Mahesh and he
wants to talk to his DIDISS. Send me your number!! And also just to add a little drama to all this I am not going to give
your brother anything to eat till I hear back from you..
Love
Pyare Mohan
137) Hello My Chinese Brothers,
Our foreign minister is going to visit Beijing soon and is going to give you a deal you can't refuse. If you want to send
anything from China to other part of the world give it to any of your soldier and they can keep that stuff behind for
pickup when cross the border in Arunachal and we will ship it through the Bay of Bengal.
Love
Hindi Chini Bhai Bhai
138) Hello Mountaineer,
No I don't want to learn climbing mountain and I would advise even you to not do it. The reason is Karma, because if I
fall down then the number and type of animals that would eat me would be much more than the number and type of
animals I have ever eaten.
Regards
Bhupendra
139) Hello Publisher,
Please believe me , the story about 3 friends, a secular Arab, generous Chinese and really cool Indian is true. Please
don't put in the Fantasy Genre. I am also going to introduce in the second part a humble Brit and a peace loving
Afghan. This is all true!!
Regards
Writer
140)Hello All Desi,
I really from my heart wish that my dear Pakistani and Bangladeshi brothers should have never separated from us so
that even those s^^&s would have to wait equally long to get a green card.
Regards
Frustrated Indian
141) Dear Wife!
When I am with you every weekend seems like a long weekend!
Love
Husband
142) Hello Officer,
This is not fair, we five guys entered the forest to take a census of lions and that is for their conservation and
apparently the lions were also counting us but for food. Somehow we managed to escape. Next time for your census
get a drone from abroad. Kill all lions and send deers inside , make the world a safer place.
F%%k Y*u
Lion Census Taker
143) Dear Farhan Actor,
I would recommend the jury to give you a Lifetime Achievement Award if you promise that you won't work as an actor
in any movie for your entire life. Why wait till the end to get this award, especially when you alone won't know when
that would be?
Regards
Your Fan
144) Hello Neil,
We live parallel lives, when you found a big crater on the moon; I found a even bigger one on my Honeymoon.
Regards
Seil
145) Hello Officer,
I went to a designer shop called "Paradise Wear" and they only had simple white clothes and belts which seemed to
be quite heavy. On all the belts there was a button which said "Relieve you in a Crowd". The Man with no fingers who
was the owner was quite friendly. I feel a little suspicious; I am not sure whether they paid the tax for importing all
this. Have a look!!
Regards
Citizen
146) Hello Couple Next Door,
How would you feel if I don't show you the film that you would love to watch but you are forced to hear the extra loud
background score for the whole freaking day?
Regards
Neighbor
147) Hello Friends,
At the centre of the cave I found this lamp and when I rubbed it, out came a big muscular naked man and he said
"Master, I will grant all your wishes". I was so pissed off and so I said " F%%k you, go back in to the lamp, I am not
gay". By the time you read this letter I would have died of starvation.
Regards
Aladdin
148) Hello Legal Sea Food,
If your sea food is legal then you need to show the paperwork where all those fishes, shrimps , lobsters etc have
given their consent to be a part of your menu.
Regards
Doug the Butcher
149) Hello Grandfather,
Every day of my life I have heard you and your friends complaining that things were lot cheaper when you were
young and now the prices have increased like anything. Do you ever pause and even think for a second about what
did you people 'do' when things were so cheap? Our world population increased manifold during the time you were
young and now we are suffering.. So never bore me again with your monologues and rants..
Love
Grandson
150)Hello Uncle,
Whenever I ask you about donating anything you enquire everything about the charity and many other things not at
all related with it, give your thoughts on things were I never asked your opinion in the first place and then you more
often than not refuse to pay a single dollar saying that you don't know whether your dollar would land at the right
place. Well let me ask you one question, why don't show that much diligence in enquiring how 30% of salary which is
taken by the government in the form of taxes is utilized. Retarded f%%k!
Hate You
Teja

151) Hello Indian Prime Minister,
We want to import chicken from India because even our chicken run faster than yours!!
Regards
Japanese Premier
152) Hello Maharaja,
I am sorry, I reached the wrong battlefield and was fighting there for about 8 hours before I realized my mistake.
These "Bhugol Maps" made by our village Brahmin sometimes isnt that accurate. See you tomorrow at the
battlefield!!
Regards
Sardar
Tendle
153) Hello Stalin,
Even I have the heard the rumor about Germany going to invade Russia and so as the Supreme Commander of
German Armed Forces let me make it clear "We have no plans to invade Russia!". By the way, me and few others
were planning to visit Russia as tourists and so can you please tell me how is the winter going to be this year.
Yours
Hitler
(15th May 1941)
154) Hello Krishna,
How many times should I tell you? Stop calling your uncle from Kansas as "Kansa Mama", you are pissing him off.
Love
Deviki
155) Hello Bangla Superman,
No, I will never accept your reason "Tram Strike" for not coming to my rescue.
Regards
Anup Bansal
156)Hello Mullahji,
If you give each one of us 72 virgins on Earth itself, I promise you each one of us will become a true believer.
Love
Kafir Association
157) Hello Priest,
I know for sure my wife is possessed. I told her that I won't buy her a diamond necklace and this time instead of
crying she caught my balls and lifted me 5 feet in the air (and she is just 4'11''...never did martial arts). First I felt a bit
excited but then she kept me hanging like that for 3 hours. Its my departed Uncle Joe's ghost!
Help me!!
Husband
158) Hello Teacher,
Your insistence on not sharing the bench with a girl unless it is time for practicals has a big impact on todays
marriages.
Regards
Youre Student (Long time back)
159) Hello Gauri Prasad,
One American couple was going towards the beach and I for their own good said "This beach is not clean .. You will
get disease!!". The man hit me ..! The woman also hit me ..!
Yours
Durga Prasad
Please find enclosed a Black and White photo of my two friends. The one on the left is Dave and he only likes KFC
and the other person is Steve and he loves India Food and thinks all Indian women are pretty.
Regards
Durga Prasad
161)Hello Wife,
If you provide constructive criticism I will provide ample crticism for your construction.
Love
Husband
162) Hello Tester Srinivas,
Bahut Srini Dekhe Hain Life Main .. Jiska Naam Etna Common Ho Woh Kya Uncommon Karega ..
- Karthik
(Software Developer)

One Jamaican of Indian descent took out a wad of 100 dollar bills and paid my cheque. Then I said to him "Maine
Dilwale Kaale Toh Bahut Dekhe Magar Koi Billwala Kaala Nahin Dekha".
Regards
Durga Prasad
Happy Birthday!! Younger Brother, More than your birthday I still remember the day our dad told mom "Main Tumhe
Ek Gift Dunga Magar Uski Delivery exactly 9 Mahine Baad Hogi!" and you were born exactly 9 months later..Long
leaves!!
Love
Durga Prasad
165) Hello Girl,
My prediction was correct I told you that you will marry in to a rich family and get a lot of money. Aren't you getting
good alimony now? My predictions are never wrong !! Come again!!
Regards
Astrologer
166) Hello Apprentice,
My experiment was successful and I was able to travel back in time and meet my hero Genghis Khan. Genghis didn't
understand a word of what I said but invited me to a 'Mongolian Barbeque'and I was surprised to see myself first in
the line. So I took a plate and filled it up with all the vegetables and sauces I could find and rushed to the barbeque
and I said "I am ready, Where is the meat?". Then you would be surprised to hear that they tied me to a stick and
were about to roast MEE, somehow I managed to escape. I must say I prefer today's version of Mongolian Barbeque
..
Regards
Time Traveler Tito
167) Hello Vishnu,
Do you also have a female colleague in your workplace that makes it a point to show her family photos to everyone
and every day? Best part is that she is able to completely ignore the dismayed look on our face and she really thinks
that our yawning is a verbal cue asking her bring it on ..
Regards
Karthik
(Software Engineer)
I made a new friend, 5 year old Steve, he said "I love my Mommy" and I said "I also love your Mommy". He became
happy and said "Friends".
Regards
Durga Prasad
169) Hello Sir,
I accidently sent the missile to South America instead of Africa; on the "Made in China" globe it is really difficult to
distinguish them from each other.
Regards
Junior
170) Hello Government Officials,
The rich people in spite of having all the money in the world do "Family Planning" and we poor people have a lot of
children and never do any planning anywhere whatsover. Now you tell me who is great? You should be felicitating us
and show us as an example to the world instead of the rich guys..We will not vote for you ..
Regards
Dagdu
(Indira Nagar Basti)
171) Hello Balwinder,
You should come to our million dollar house , we have a swimming pool. Your Bhabhi will make Pakode near the pool
and we will watch some Bollywood movie. My children immediately wanted to go in to the pool and I told them that I
will 'break their legs' if they jump inside the pool and spoil the water. Do you know of anyone who is looking for a
room , we want to rent out the bedroom? But the person should not have any BAD habits .. Will talk to you when
come here .. Don't eat or else our food would be wasted ..
Regards
Mahender
(New Jersey)
172) Hello Rob,
Since the day Steve's dog ran away I see that his children are healthier and I see increased camaraderie between
them, one of them even joined a college. My guess was right that Rob was spending disproportionately on his dog
and the children have something to do with his disappearance..
Regards
Marlon
(Neighborhood Watch)
173) Hello King,

All the population regards your wife as their mother but this young boy has an uncanny resemblance with her ..
Regards
Minister
174) Hello David,
Today you misbehaved with me in the team meeting and so I conveying my upset by writing a funny poem which you
should read seriously
I am Subbu
Please Mind You
If you rub me the wrong way
I will also rub you ..
I am Subbu
Before you get me ..I get you ..
I am Subbu
RegardsSubbu
(Project Manager)
175) Hello Gangoba,
Main Tumhe Ek Andar Ki Baat Bataa Rahan Hu, Patel Bhai Ka Unki Patni Se Divorce Ho Gaya. Unki Patni
UnkeNazar Ke Saamne Aur Jigar Ke Pass Rehti Thi. Jigar Unke Dost Ka Naam Hain. Toh Jaise Patel Ka Baccha
Bada Hua WohPatel Se Roz Khilona,Chocolate Mangta Tha. Toh Patel Ko Shaq Hua Kyunki koi Patel Apne Baap Ke
Paise Par Nahin Khata.Woh Baccha Sab se Kuch Na Kuch Lete Tha Par Jigar Se Nahi (Instincts) . Toh Jab Patel Ko
Pata Chala Ki Jigar SePatel Kuch Nahin Lete Toh Turunt Usne Saste Mein DNA Test Karvaya Aur Jigar Uska Baap
Nikala. Kisi Ko Batana Mat..
Regards
Tatya
176) Hello Gajanan,
Arre Ek Dharati Naam Ki Ladki Apne Kaale Kutte Toto Ko Leke Kansas Gaav Se Jor Se Toofani Hawa Chalane
Ki Vajah Se Aayi Bolti Hain. Wig Pehna Hain Usne Aur Toofan Main Bhi Wig Gira Nahin Kahin Pe. Mereko Doubt
Hain Ki Yeh Koi Pagal Banjaran Ladki Hain. Wig Fevicol Se Chipkaya Hoinga ..
Regards
Shetye
177) Hello Husband,
I should stop treating you like a child that you ARE and start treating you likes a man you can NEVER BE.
Regards
Wife
178)Hello Father,
Why did you lie to me that Santa Claus is not real? Not only is he real but he comes every day when you are not at
home with gifts for me and mommy. But he only plays with mommy!! I don't like him that much now!
Love
Peter
179) Hello Audience,
My two art films "Ferozabad Ka Feroze Barbaad" and "Tanzania Ki Tawaif" which were released in Ghaziabad
bombed due to Barfi. I hate you!!
Regards
Philum Bhakt Bahadur
180) Hello Sir,
I am your neighbour and I really love the way you play the piano while I am sleeping. I am planning to borrow your
fingers so that I can practice myself.
Regards
Doug the Village Butcher
181) Hello Wife,
My first Shayari and it is dedicated to you ..
Tumhari Taareef Jitni Kam Karu utni Jyada Hain

Khati Ho Mujhse Dubana Aur Vajan Fir Bhi Aadha Hain
Regards
Husband
182) Hello Lawyer,
I can bear the weight of her expectations; it is her physical weight that I was talking about.
Regards
Lawyer
183) Hello Sir,
Everyone wants to act in Hobbit and no one wants to work in my film Bobbit. What's wrong with this world?
Regards
Director
184) Hello Gangulyjee,

We want you to become the chairman of BCCI. But before you get excited let me tell you that BCCI stands forBangla
Custard Company of India. Hold on , now don't get dissappointed , our famous fried custard which no cup can hold
long is called Noghma Delight. We are waiting for the good news..
Regards
Shantanu Mukherjee
185) Hello Friend,
In short this is how I got married, she was on my SHORT List and I was on her SHOT list and she never misses her
aim.
Regards
Bhola Pandey
186) Hello Composer,
Why did you reject the lyrics that I wrote for your song? The film is based on true story and requires the lyrics to
reflect on today's youth.
Main Hoon 'Bhola

'Sabka Bhai Muh 'Bola'
Jaise Koi Hui 'Sola'
Aur Usne Apna Ghar Ka Darwaza 'Khola'
Maan Joh Uska Mujhpe 'Dola'
Pet Mein Uske Hua Mere Pyar Ka 'Gola'
Uh Laa La
Ayega Ab Small Mr 'Bhola'
Regards
Hemant Jee Kripawale
187) Hello Sir,
Sorry Sir! Apko Loose Motions Hue! Woh Jalebi 'Made In China' Thi. Woh Ghee Yak Ke Doodh Se Banate Hai.
Regards
Hemant Himmatwala
188) Hello Indian Government,
I should also receive a pension for being a freedom fighter. My wife was a police constable during the British time and
she used to do lathi charge on me in the house and I used to fight passively for independence.
Regards
Manmohan Singhan
189) Hello Cops,
I suspect what my Japanese neighbor calls a cat is a Bonsai Lion. Yesterday I saw it nibbling on what seemed to me
like a teenager's bone.
Regards
Marla Picnic
190) Hello Indian Military Commander,
My friend Chen wanted me to take his photo and so I kept on moving back so that I can capture him entirely. You
won't believe but I didn't even realize that I had almost crossed over 15 miles deep in to Indian Territory. So much for
a photo...
Regards
Xua
191) Hello Scientist,
Time Travel is possible but unfortunately we can't travel in to the future but can really live in the past. Try breaking
the promise you made to your wife and she will bring your whole past life before you. Expand on this...
Regards
Shambunath Nagare
192) Hello Step Son,
Since you were late we cut your birthday cake and ate it. The cherry is kept for you, please wash it before you eat it
as it fell on the ground and our dog Timmy licked it twice. Did you bring presents for us?
Love
Step Father
193) Hello Friends,
Man: Why do bad things happen to good people?

Priest: Don't listen to the altar boy!!
God: F**k You!!
Parents: You are a looser. You didn't do ... that's why .....When you were four ..
Wife: You know what happened to me today! My friend spilled the Apple Juice on my .....Son's tuition .... Not my fault
.. blah blah .. Red purse ... You should speak up ....I don't talk to her any more .. her fault .. snores.
Children: Daddy!! We want an aero plane which can land on Mars!!
Friends: Who is going to pay the check today?
Politician: Vote for me and I will solve your problems.
Boss: Worst is yet to come. What is the status of ..
Secretary: Come with me and you won't ask that question at least for an hour?
So the moral of the story is that every person likes to spend his time with his secretary. I don't have a secretary and
so I make sure that other people also have a bad day by making them read my updates.
Regards
Anup Bansal
194) Hello Sir,
Mujhe Kam Grades Miley Es Liye Apne Mera Insult Kiya, Par Ch**ye Exam Kisi Aur Ne Mere Naam Se Likhi Thi.
Joke is on you.
Regards
Mangal
195) Hello Janardhan,
I had to go through extra security checks at the airport because of my beard, so nowadays I am only using reindeer to
fly.
Regards
Santa Claus
196) Hello Rafeeq,
Let me tell you about the Project Planning done by the higher ups by reciting an Urdu couplet ..
Planning Nako Karu Bola Unhe

Hazraat Phir Bhi Saazish Kiye
Cheerharan Draupadi Ka Hona Tha
Aur Vidur Ko Nanga Kar Liye
Kaurava Joh Happy Hone The
Shikandi Ko Maze Diye
- Urdu Shayar Jamaal Hyderbadi
Regards
Alam
197) Hello Animal Control,
I heard good news that my wife gave birth to a son and in jubilation I fired a rifle in air and the bullet just missed a
crow. From that day onward the crow thought that I wanted to kill him and so he has made my life impossible. Every
single day he pecks on my head and crows near my window for the whole. And I think that his friends are also taking
turns. Please help me.
Regards
Girni Babu
198) Hello Zee Jee,
You need to marinate the dinosaur meat with the mysterious leaf powder and then keep it in the snow over night and
then serve it raw. However if you want it to taste really good then I have a added a new secret step and you should
follow that. Take two branches of tree and give it to your wife and tell her that she should rub them to each other till
the holy spark comes. When the holy spark comes drop it on dry leaves and you should quickly throw the marinated
dinosaur meat in it. After that run away with your family to the hills and in the morning when it safe do return back
where the holy spark was first lit and collect your food. You would love this recipe. Also if you brush all the slow
running animals with the mysterious leaf powder then I can assure you that your family would have a buffet waiting
for you. Take care and if you are alive then please keep writing.
Regards
Wah Re Wah Caveman
199) Hello Shantaram,
I teased Mr Malpani's wife and he didn't even care but when I ate the last remaining Papad hetold me that if I
want to live then I should just run as fast as possible.
Regards
Sada Bhuke
200) Hello Wife,
I want to tell you that I don't think of you Always but I always think of escaping from you in All Ways.
Regards
Anup Bansal
I am a resident of Kalegaon and when Michael Jackson died he sent Kalegaon his special MJ Soap. My wife Kajal
first used the soap and when she came out of the bathroom she was fairer then Katrina Kaif and she immediately left
me and caught the first ST to Bollywood. Then I also used the soap and I became so fair that the villagers appointed
me as the village milkman. From that day on wards every person in the village is using the soap and everyone is
getting offers from TV serials and films. Please analyze the ingredients of this soap; it is getting over. By the way
while replying please send the letter to Goregaon.
Regards
Gore Babu
202) Hello Raja Mani,
Sorry we can't waive off parallel parking for your horse cart driving license, that is highly required on the Utsaav
street.
Regards
Krodhachari
(Aryan Times 320 Countdown to Christ)
203) Hello Magician,
I went inside the Alladin's bedroom and it was kind of dark around there and so I couldn't see much.I thought that I
had grabbed the lamp but then Alladin said "Yalla Habibi" and we need not go in to the details of what happened
next. Right now I am in his harem, please rescue me.
Regards
Gajanand Shetye (now Gajala)
204) Hello Kaju,
I always used to address my mother as "Mother India" and my wife became very jealous and so I started calling my
wife as "Mutter India" and she is very happy.
Regards
Raju
205) Hello Pappu,
We have already defined our turfs and yet I saw you extorting money in my area. I want to tell you something, just let
me know if this lands well.
Tujhe Dekha Jab Maine

Area Mein Merey
Karte Raada Akele
Bilkul Aisa Laga Maan Ko Merey
Jaise Ghoom Rahan Ho Raavan
Ayodhya Mein Akele
Bina BaadyGaards Ke
Regards
Chotta Tinda
206) Hello Timmy,
We apologize for the typo on your tax statement; it is not 'Race Tax' but 'Face tax'. Our kingdom wants to tax you for
the face you have as it has negative impact on the tourism potential of our kingdom. Don't try to fight it as you can't
expect much support because you are only one who has to pay it.
Regards
Lord Tikmik
207) Hello Teacher,
I sent my kid to your Chinese school because you charge less fees but now whenever I say anything to him he just
looks at my face like Bruce Lee used to look at his enemies in 'Enter the Dragon' and then after a long pause he says
"Yessssss" or "Noooooo". Do something?
Regards
Adam's Dad
208) Hello Marriage Counselor,
My husband talks for hours on any topic and then says that he was offering his 2 cents. So I told him that his talk is
really cheap.
Regards
Wife
209) Hello Sergeant,

We were running out of ammunition and so I sent Junior to borrow some bullets from the nearest bunker. Then I saw
Junior knocking on the door of the enemy bunker as it was the closest to us. Once he is exchanged I want him to be
promoted for unquestionably following an order.
Regards
Commander
210) Hello,
Myself Pankaja and my husband Pankaj are really interested in sky diving. I had a request though , can you please
push my husband first from the plane and wait like for 10 minutes before you push me? Thanks.
Regards
Pankaja
211) Hello Son,
Congratulations! I am very happy to see that you got married to the woman of your dreams. Now every day you
should smile and praise your wife and protective of her publicly. Once you have a kid everyone will believe that you
have a happy marriage and as everyone believes even you would start believing in it. Now don't take this as an
advice of an old man like me, you owe this one to Abhishek Bachan. We all talk but it is Abhishek who does it silently.
Regards
Father
212) Hello Judge,
My wife thinks that she is funny and I specifically have told her not to brandish her sense of tumor before me when I
am really pissed off and yet she did. I had bought about 100 lottery tickets and i gave it to her for checking. She went
through all of them and then while looking at the last one she said " You have won a lottery of a million dollars". I was
so happy that I started dancing and then I asked her how will we get it and then she did it. She smiled and pointed to
herself and said " I am your million dollar lottery!! Tra La La La". It is only then that I pulled the trigger ..
Regards
Husband
213) Hello Husband,
The happiest day of our relationship for me was when I first met you. I am depressed ever since.
Regards
Wife
214) Hello Best Friend Sanjeev,
I wanted to give you the assignment but Manmohini Namboodiri asked for it and you know how biologically
difficult it is to say to No to her for anything. I hope you understand.
Regards
Rajeev
215) Hello Student Counselor,

You encourage children to tell the truth and I did it and my girlfriend left me. No I didn't cheat on her, she had given
me her pet turtle for a week as she was going somewhere. When she called me and asked how is her turtle, I replied
"Tasty". She left me!! You bring her back now.
Regards
Roger
216) Hello Son,
You watch your favorite sitcom and keep on asking me "How I met your Mother?". Well, you should ask "When I met
your mother?". Well the answer to that question would be " I met your mother when she was already your mother".
Now the next logical thing for you would be to ask your mother, "Who is my father?" or then ask your father "How he
left your Mother?". Looser!! I told you already that TV is bad for kids.
Regards
Not your Father
217) Hello Psychiatric,
The only man who was ever faithful to me was Doberman and he also left me for the bitch next door.
Regards
Jane
218) Hello Counselor,
I said I want to do "Tai Chi" and my father slapped me.
Regards
Balwant Mahadeo
'Tai Chi' means 'Behen Ki' in Marathi.
Whenever I express an opinion my wife dismisses it saying that I am strongly opinionated and so I became strongly
opiumated.
Regards
Husband
220) Hello Customers,
If you buy Indian products you will feel like you are in heaven but if you buy our Pakistani products you will be in
heaven.
Regards
Mullah Vyapari
221) Hello Children,

Long before you Earthlings sent a rover "Curiosity" to Mars we had sent two curiosity rovers to Earth and they
happen to be your parents. Look at the way they get in to your room and examine all your personal stuff. Kill them!!
Regards
Martians
222) Hello Villagers,
It is sad today for all of us to know that Madhavi Aunty is no more. She was the friendliest woman in the
whole villageand every school boy can still hear her she saying her favorite line "Aao Na , Nahin Hain Woh Ghar
Par".
Regards
Babloo
223) Hello Kafir Animals!
ALIgator is already a believer and soon Crocodile will become CrocodAli. Convert or face the consequences !!
Regards
Don Key
I saw an American Bison and it looked like the little brotherwa of our Bihari Bhaisan.
Loves
Durga Prasad
The robber held the Sikh shop owner at gun point and the Sardar over powered the robber and was holding the gun
in his hand. Soon we saw commandos coming in to the shop and they beat up the Sardar thinking that he is an Arab
and gave backthe gun and money back to the robber.
Love
Durga Prasad
226) Hello Judge,
I want to file a divorce with my loving husband because he can't hear prepositions. I said to him that "Steve and me
are going TO a fair" and he fired his gun at me. I hope you understand.
Regards
Wife
227) Hello Banwari Baba,

I have a new slogan for your ashram and I bet you will like it ..
Hum Bhi Baba Ke Bhakt Hain

Kyunki Baba Available Har Waqt Hain
Par Joh Donation Na De
Unse Baba Thode Naraaz Hain
Aur Thode Sakth Hain
Regards
Resham Patel
228) Hello Archaeological Society,
I was translating some ancient parchment written in Egyptian Hieroglyphs and was moved to tears when I found that
it was a personal diary of our Egyptian ancestor and he had the same concerns and desires that we have today.I feel
closer to humanity and hope the whole world does when you read this translated poem.
Crocodile:
My wife likes a crocodile!
On the banks of the splendid river Nile
!And me, Yes me! I dream all the while
That the crocodile likes her in his own style!
And with my sweet Cleopatra a missing person report do I file!
Regards
Mony Falooda
229) Hello Judge,
It was a perfect murder and the murder weapon are his PJs, that's how he killed his wife. For proof please spend 15
minutes with him and you will sentence him to death within 5 minutes.
Regards
Lawyer
230) Hello Financial Advisor.
My wife has warned me that if I don't invest in to stocks and options then she will look in to her options. Help me.
Regards
Husband
231) Hello Mother,
I thought Dad collects my school photos because he loves me but I saw that he had drawn a heart symbol on my
teacher Kiran's photo and written "K K K Kiran". I understand that that's how all men really are and I would have left
at that but the teacher is complaining that I call her too often and night and ask her personal questions and I don't
even have her number. So if Dad is not Shahrukh Khan wearing a mask then make sure you intervenebecause Kiran
has a boyfriend in the Navy and I don't want Dad to end up dead like Shahrukh did in Darr.
Love
Bindu
An honest politician is as rare to find as a virgin whore and in any case the occupations don't allow you to be that
way for long.
Regards
Zaalimnagar Voter
233) Hello Editor,
You have ruined our business by your typo , please correct our speciality from the "Bhoot Capturing" you have
written to "Booth Capturing" that we do. We don't want any more calls from people staying near newly wedded
couples.
Regards
Durjan Singh Ka Akhada (Now teaching Akido)
234) Hello Manmohini,
My husband used to sing a lot and I didn't like it and so I told him that his singing reminds me of someone and
from then onwards he has even stopped singing lullaby to our son. Stupid men!
Regards
Suhasini
235) Hello Ganpat,
The traffic policeman's wife had an affair with her neighbor. When she used to wear a red saree it meant that her
husband is at home, a green saree indicated that he is away on duty and an orange saree was that he had gone to
buy groceries and it was risky and she loved risk takers. Once her husband was transferred for about 3 months and
on those days there were no signals.
Regards
Prathamesh Pramanik
236) Hello United Nations,
In dictatorship just like in democracy the people have the right to speak. It is only that in dictatorship the dictator has
an extra right to silence them too. So I am really not abusing my rights on the contrary I see democratic governments
silencing people and now that's an abuse.
Regards
Desert Nomad Dictator of CamelLand
237) Hello Carmen,

My name is really Mangolal and it's not pronounced the way you pronounce and I am not named after a Mango. In
Hindi, it means ASK ME ANYTHING and I promise I will give you.
Love
Mangolal Jhusle
238) Hello Sanjeev,
I was a fool to miss my school. Someone said it so wisely that it is not the building,not the facility, not the teacher and
certainly not the subjects which make school the heaven it is. It is the quality of students which raises the bar. I
realized that when the when that Kashmiri Pandit girl started attending our school. I never knew that insurgency in
Kashmir would cause urgency for me.
Regards
Rajeev
239) Hello Sudenshu Babu,
Your novel "Kolkata Robots" in which you write about a future machine ruled Kolkata can't even qualify for Fiction
Fantasy. You know people should believe that is even remotely possible. Try changing the name
of the city.
Regards
Bhola Publications
240) Hello Respected Pinky's Father,
My son Ramlal earns a good amount of money, is highly educated and looks good and yet you are not willing to
reduce the amount of dowry that we have to provide. I even had to sell his car off and my wife has started failing
students in the school so that they join her tuitions. Please Sir , can we work out on some installment plans. Your
daughter Pinky knows him, they are from the same college, he unfortunately decided to study further where as your
daughter wisely decided to drop out of the college to go on a world tour with 'All Nite Band Bajaye Dholakia Dance
Group'.
Regards
Pranlal (Jan 2016)
241) Hello Pinky,
No I didn't marry you for your money, I married you for your Father's money and looking at the annoying habits you
do have in common with your mother I may not be the first one to do so.
Regards
Pushpak
242) Hello Afghan Kabab Food,
I asked for Chapli Kabab and the Pathan asked me my name and when I said "Ram Patel" , he took a Kufta Kabab
and flattened it with his chappal and said that here is the Kaafir version of Chapli Kabab. I want my money back and
Kufta Kabab delivered to my home.
Regards
Ram Patel
243) Hello Restaurant Owner,
Once I forgot to add the tip and from then the waiter always plays "Guess the secret ingredient" game with me
after I have eaten the food.
Regards
Bhuleshwar
244) Hello Principal,
I was grading essays and I could not quite interpret the essay or rather I should say a poetry written by Babloo
Bihari in Hindi. I am sending you the same..
"Maa
Maa Maa Hoti Hain
Aur Kaa Hoti Hain
Tohar Maa Jahan Hoti Hain
Humar Nazar Wahan Hoti Hain
Humari Maa Ko Tum Do Raspect
Tumari Maa Ko Hum Denge Pyaar
Maa Maa Hoti Hain
Aur Kaa Hoti Hain
Teacherva, please substitute Maa with Behen, Wife, Father and still the meaning won't change. So donts asks me
more family affair essays"
Regards
Mrs. Dsouza
245) Hello Wife,
I play games on PS3 not to avoid you but sometimes I need an intelligent company.
Regards
Husband
246) Hello Son,
I respect your choice of smoking; at least you are able to choose your cancer unlike the non smokers.
Regards
Father
247) Hello Mullahji,
Agar Katrina Ko Main Kabool Hoon Toh Main Kya Merey Baap Ko Islam Kabool Hain.
Regards
Bhanu Yadav
248) Hello Customer,
You are asking a wrong question here, the question should not be whether your money is safe with the bank but
should be whether the bank is really safe holding everyone's money. Let me tell you that our bank is the safest in all
of Bihar, sometimes even the state legislature meetings are held inside the bank locker room.
Regards
Banke Bihari Non Cooperative Bank
249) Hello Human Resource,
Our company's full time offer to me looks more like a fool time offer.
Regards
Consultant
250) Hello Censor Board,
You gave an R certificate to the Goan version of fairy tale "Beauty and Beast" just because of the name"Jaawan
Pinky And Haiwan Pinto". That is so wrong.
Regards
Brigenza
251) Hello Anu Malik Jee,
I have written super hit lyrics and I am sure you can make a super hit tune out of it.
Bolti Kyu Band Ho Gayi Teri

Baby Bol Bol
Baba Bol Bol Bol
Jab Roommate Ne Khatam Kiya
Aakhri Toilet Roll
Baby Roll Roll
Baba Roll Roll Roll
Regards
Anjaan Ajnabee
252) Hello Car Manufacturers,

I want a longer car so that I can reach the destination faster.
Regards
Bhola
253) Hello Manmohini,
I agree with your statement that women have sacrificed more than men but my voice would be heard more if you
sacrifice your life by marrying me. Please consider my proposal.
Regards
Shantanu Dada
254) Hello People,
I have a lot of inspiring ideas for the masses but if I speak then you would accuseMahatma Gandhi,Martin Luther
King and even Hitler of plagiarism and so I keep quite.
Regards
Politician
255) Hello Marriage Counselor,
I want to tell you about my wife's culinary skills in this couplet ..
Jabse Biwi Ne Banake Khilaya Logon Ko Khana

Tabse Sabka Bandh Ho Gaya Ghar Par Aana
Biwi Ke Haath Ka Bana Aloo Gobi
Chabate Hi Lage Maan Ko Ki Jaise Main Sukha Hoon Koi Kapada
Aur Peeth Rahan Haan Badhi Behrehmise Kisi Anjaan Ghaat Par Koi Dhobi
Regards
Husband
256) Hello Cop,
I write to complain you about my neighbor. Everyday new people get into apartment and work in the night. I am
sleepless and hence cause insomnia. I demand investigation.
Truly,
Nirbhay Pandey
257) Hello Students,
My wife won a few free coupons of Domino's Pizza and seeing her gulp down free pizza even my childrenand
parents started eating them. This prompted my neighbors and in turns their neighbors to eat more pizzasand wings
and soon all the county was ordering Domino's Pizzas. Now though the number of people in our county is same as
last month but the combined mass is almost double and that is just because my wife got a few free coupons. This is
what I call a domino effect.
Regards
Teacher
258) Hello Young Man,
You didn't greet me yesterday and I didn't like it. Since you are new in our area, let me introduce myself, my name is
Anna Kakaa and I was born in 1947 and since then everyone calls me AK47. My wife's name is Gangabai Ranade
but she is known as Grenade Kaaki and I have a son who is the local MLA and his name is Rakesh Katte but his
supporters and opponents call him Rocket. My daughter a journalist married a Christian boy and her name isRadha
Dominic Xavier and everyone calls her RDX Bai. We also have a dog and his name is Al Kutta. So we are a kind of
explosive family and either you keep a distance or be nice to us for your own good.
Regards
AK47
259) Hello NASA Director,
Would it possible for mankind to send nuclear weapons to Mars and Saturn and obliterate them?
Regards
Manglik and Sade Sati People Association
260) Hello Mullahji,
I am planning to kill all kafir dogs but you need to clarify whether bitches can be virgins in heaven and does heaven
really have such a big stock of virgin bitches that every martyr dog gets 72 of them. Also is it possible to be a man in
heaven , because that kind of reincarnation stuff happens only in Kafir religions. Shoot me back a reply and I will
shoot all of them.
Regards
Al Kutta
261) Hello Judge,
My parents right from my childhood told me to shoot for the stars and this they kept on repeating every single day.
So I opened fire at the Bollywood Awards functionsbut I again failed as all the people were body doubles. Now my
parents are really going to kill me before you do.
Regards
Madan Satheye
262)Hello Friend,
You took rent from me for staying in your house for only for a year. Here is a couplet for you and after reading it I
expect you to return me back my money with interest.
Galti Ho Gayee Terese

Joh Rent Le Liya Merese
Arre Paida Hone Ke Joh
Poore Gaav Se Liye The Humne Paise
Ab Tera Haal Karunga Main Joh
Log Dekhenge Aur Lagenge Hasne
Sapane Mein Bhi Punchenge Tumse
Babu! Yeh Kiya Kisne
Aur Hua Kaise?
Regards
Sandeep Kumar
263) Hello Sister,
I understand that you are anxious about marriage and so let me tell you about marriage with this small couplet
We love each other

Proof is that I have a son and my husband is the father
Yes we do have our differences

And our neighbors can quote specific references
Sometimes we do also fight

Because he thinks he is always right
But dear, remember beauty always wins over might

Especially at night
Sometimes we talk about separation

But then he thinks about alimony and his desperation
And I weigh it against a servant's remuneration
So we stay togetherAnd hope things would be better

Don't be a marriage hater
Act and it becomes real
First marry and then everything would be clear!!
Regards
Dr Mrs. Sui Dedhia
264) Hello Education Board,
Asking questions is very easy but providing answers is very difficult and that's why our Patna Chalu School teaches
it's students to write answer papers not only for themselves but for students of other schools too. This helps us
keeping the fees low too. Why doi you object such a noble initiative? This is so noble that it should be given a Noble
prize.
Regards
Pushpanjali Hemant Sharma (Teacher of Patna Chalu School)

265) Hello Auctioneer,
Actually Picasso had an Indian friend PO-TA-TO but potato was so big that Picasso couldn't find a canvas large
enough to paint him. But I still suspect that there might be a painting of PO-TA-TO on some dead elephant skin. Can
you search for it ?
Regards
Arts Lover
266) Hello Alexander Graham Bell,
We had a test case for testing your telephone. I lifted the phone receiver and just thought about going home, but I
didn't say anything. When I asked the other tester on the other end to guess what I was thinking he rightly guessed
that I was thinking of going home. So how did he know what I was thinking, I have opened a defect 911 for you that
telephone transmits even when we are not talking. Please fix it, it is sev 1 and this is holding the release.
Regards
QA Tester
267) Hello Daddy,
I invited you for "Parents Teachers Meeting" and not "Parents Teachers Mating", just stop flirting with my teacher!
Leave something for your future generations!!
Regards
Gappu
268) Hello Son,
The real story of your birth is that once your Dad was cooking in the kitchen and was quite frustrated. I was
busy eating outside on the dining table and I found that I needed more Daal for rice. So I shouted at top my voice
"Daal De Re, Dektha Kya Hain?"
Love
Mummy
269) Masterjee,
Sabko Besur Bolke Hakaal Dete Ho Mujhe Asur Bolke Hakaal Diya. Accha Nahin Kiya, Dekh Lunga Apko.
Tera Mera Suroor.
Regards
Himesh (1985)
270) Sir,
Your heart is like the size of your pant - Extra Large.
Regards
Chanda Vasooli Dhanda Association
271) Hello Sir,
There are no riots in ShantiNagar because every man drinks and gambles. Women are busy
working.
Regards
Shanti Babu
272) Hello Pandu Putron and Kauravon,
Joh Dekhe Tumne Dekha , Mein Toh Andha Hoon, Draupadi Ka Cheerharan Ke Time Pe Bhi Unfortunately Andha
Tha. Toh Jab Maine Kuch Dekha Hi Nahin Toh Mein War Mein Nuetral Hoon. And this time Sanjay is going to tell me
everything so that I don't miss out on anything. I am going to ask Sanjay whether he has HDMI cable so that even I
can see.
Blessings
Dhritrashtra
273) Hello Arjun Bete,
Dekh Arjun Agar Draupadi Paanch Ki Biwi Nahin Bani Toh I am telling you Woh Soon Ek Ki Widhwa Banegi. Tere
Chaar Bhai Kab Se Tere Saath Ghoom Rahe Hain and I atleast know 5 men to speak for the feelings of 5 men.
Blessings
Kunti
274) Hello Girlfriend,
My last girlfriend asked me to bring her the Moon and I built a rocket from scrap material and sent her there. The
next one insisted on honeymoon and I sent her alone on that. Now you know that I don't like to be disturbed.
Love
Mad Scientist Brijbhushan
275) Hello Counsellor,
I blame the stars and planets for everything because I don't understand their utility otherwise. What harm
comes to lifeless objects if I blame them anyways? Takes stress off me.
Regards
Chandrabhan
276) Hello Director,
Don't you think if 'Paan Singh Tomar' was 'Plan Singh Tomar' then he would have been better? But then you would
have been worst.
Regards
Movie Buff
277) Respected Arvind Kejriwalji,
Sir,
You have been going after so many netas. You talk about Robert Vadra, Gadkari, Khurshid, Raja and 15 cabinet
ministers. They have gained more popularity than they imagined and are occupying prime time on channels and have
the best TRP. This has adversely affected my chances of becoming a minister. Please talk about me too.
Highly corrupt Neta
We have two things in common, we hate each other and we hate our in laws.
Regards
Wife
279) Hello Principal,
My uncle came from Israel and he met my friends. When he learnt that Akash is going to gym regularly he
immediately told me that in a few years Akash is going to be really strong and he might mess up with me and so that
he doesn't do that in future I should just go and start beating him up. So that day Akash was eating his sandwichand
he didn't offer me a bite and so I beat him up. Now Akash and others are really afraid of me.
Regards
Debashish
280) Namaste,
Andar Ki Baat Toh Yeh Hain Ki Jayaji Ke Pati Reiki Karne Gaye The Aur Rekha Karke Aagaye. Tabhi Se Unme
Zhagade Chalu Ho Gaya.
Regards
Bolly Chulbule
281) Hello Romesh Babu,
Land disputes in your nation sometimes take more than 30 years to settle and that is so absurd. I should say
with great pride that in Afghanistan our village elders solve such disputes in a a day. We ask the families to fight and
whichever family has the last surviving male member gets the land. This also keeps ourpopulation under control.
Regards
Khan Bahadur (Kandahar)
282) Hello Punditji,
My father's friend from Saudi asked me to convert and he is pitching a high paying job and a beautiful Arab bride in
return. I don't want to mess this one up, so can you please find out some auspicious timing for me to get married and
yes of course if some rituals are involved do let me know and I can do them before marriage because I am converting
only on the day of marriage. Also please let me know any good name as per my stars.
Regards
Somesh
283) Hello Son,
Out of the many cool names available even during my times my father still chose to call me Bhikaji. I didn't
understand that why would he do so but then after paying your school fees I now get it. Actually he could predict the
future and he named me correctly and just made a mistake of a single letter. After looking at my bank balance I now
know I am a Bhikari now.
Regards
Bhikaji (aka Bhikari)
284) Hello Son,
No it was not love at first sight because of which we married but it was due love on first night. I could not hide the
pregnancy.
Regards
Mother
285) Hi Judge,
I didn't kill him because he was trying to convert me but I killed him for pissing a wrong person off. I was looking for
opium sellers on the street and I was not finding anyone but this guy Tony came to me and told me to meet him at a
certain place and he said that he will give me free opium. But when I met him he handed me Bible and said that
religion is the opium for masses and that I should come for mass with him. So I shot such an anti social person.
Regards
Manne
The montage of her college photos would have been a great graphic novel but only for restricted audiencesbecause
of sex, voilence and drug abuse.
Regards
Husband
287) Hello Doctor,
The cut on my neck is due to a Dracula who bit me. After biting me he left me unsupervised to get a straw and that is
when I escaped.
Regards
Somsunder
288) Hello Family Division,

If I start working for Family Division as a volunteer on weekends then soon there would be a Division in my Family.
Regards
Tumbe Lele
289)Hello Son,
There is only advice I want to give you in college and that is start hanging around with the 'Wrong' people, because
only when you do hanging around the 'Wrong' people you will end up banging around the 'Right' ones or else you
might just end up only with good scores in the homework.
Regards
Suyog
My father taught me two things, one to speak the truth and then to be bold and face the consequences. He was
honest with his secretary that he is married and when my mother found out about it , he bravely faced the
consequence of being thrown out of her house.
Regards
Sadruddin
291) Hello Papa,
I have two neighbors and one is from India and the other is from Pakistan. The Pakistani neighbor always insists that
the Indian has encroached on his land the Indian always insists on talking to the Pakistani's wife. Both are clearly
obsessed about different things and yet they fight.
Regards
Steve
292) Hello Husband,
In appreciation of your love I have written a couplet in our favorite language Hindi
Tere Pyar Ki Jail Se

Mujhe Bail Kab Milegi
Agar Yeh Umar Qaid Hain Yaaron
Toh Meri Umar Kab Kategi
Regards
Wife
293) Hello Ramesh Ukudu,
I am sending you our barbecue recipe. Try it ..
Recipe for Afghan Barbecue:
a) A sheep, not your favorite one , Of Course!!

b) A tank and at least one cannon ball
c) Get inside the tank with a boy for company as this might
take a few minutes.
d) Make the sheep run by chasing it with the tank
e) Blast it with the cannon ball when it is more than 15 feet away, or else you might be barbecued
f) Keep salt with you and use it sparingly if you are in a landlocked country.
Regards
LambeGoata Khan
294) Hello Chanda's Daddy,
Yes dowry is a social evil but so am I. Didn't you see this one coming?
Regards
Mogambo
Just like our village suddenly started fighting over Ram Naam these people also fought over Viet Naam. So much
cultural similarity, I tell you!! I want to see this Viet's idol.
Love
Durga Prasad
296) Hello Parents,
I evaluated your child and let me tell that he is just a sum of your differences.
Regards
Math Teacher and Part Time Psychologist
297) Hello Bharat Nagar Society Office,
My Kashmiri roommate says that his bedroom would be an independent house and that we should allow him to use
the rest of the house or else we are violating his rights.
Regards
Binni Mathur
298) Hello Analyst,
If common interests was an of indicator of stability and peace then relations would have been the best between India-
Pakistan, Israel-Palestine and also between a wife and the other woman.
Regards
Tuka Dhaipute
299) Dear Draupadi,
I want to introduce to you my youngest brother Sahadeva and I don't know what to say about him. He is not that
important from Mahabharat's point of view and we don't discuss about him much. For many years I thought that
Nakul's last name is Sahadeva.
Regards
Arjun
300) Hello Love Guru,
I wrote an Urdu love couplet for my Girlfriend and she left me. Here is the couplet and please don't get me wrong like
she did.
Tere Pyar Ka Nasha

Mujhpar Aisa Chaa Gaya
Majnu Toh Chodo
Main Laila Ban Gaya
Regards
Raju
301) Hello Akhtar Bhai,
For you I have written my first Shayari..
Akhtar Bhai Ke Dukaan Par

Lena Tum Sasta Attar
Attar Lagake Ghumoge

Toh Milengi Pottiyan Sattar
Sattar Ladkiyan Ghumaoge

Toh Hoga Tumhe Rog
Tumhe Milegi Sympathy

Gaaliyan Denge Akhtar Bhai Ko Log
Regards
Hassan Albela
302) Hello Kamal Hasanji,
I became a great fan of you after I saw 'Appu Raja' where you showed to whole world that size doesn't matter, it is will
power, techniques, wild and ingenious tricks by which one can accomplish great things. All Desis should watch your
movie.
Regards
Gunaji
303) Hello Najib,
Mujhe Kabhi Ees Baat Ki Dhamaki Mat Dena Ki Tere Peeche Kitne Log Hain. Tujhe Nahin Pata Mere Aage Kitne Log
Hain, Meri Priority Date Hain Nov 2011 Aur Mere Aage Hain 60,000 Log Woh Bhi Bahut Bahut Pahuche Hue Aur
Frustrated. Never take Panga with me.
Regards
Srinivasan
304) Hello Party Worker,
Let me explain to you the politics with this self composed couplet ..
Raja Ram Ko Mili Wapas Sita Maiyya

Aur Vibhishanwa Ko Mili Lanka
Politics Ki Yehi Hain Tragedies
Ki Phokat Ladhe Aur Mare Toh Bas Monkeys
Regards
Jwala Prasad
305) Hello Teacher,
My father said that if you come home to teach me Math when my Mom is at home then the pay is 8 dollars per hour
and if you come when she isn't then it would 50 dollars per hour and also in that case the schedule would be flexible.
He said that he will even tip you if the subject is interesting and the teacher is willing to satiate the atmosphere of
curiosity in the house.
Regards
Balakishore Kishore
306) Hello Son,
I saw that your dating and marriage profile are same, please correct the mistake. When Shakuni wrote that he is a
pro in gambling on his dating profile he was the coolest guy in Gandhar but when he copied the same thing over to
his marriage profile, no girl wanted to marry him and so he used to hang around at his sister's place. Please don't
repeat the mistake; you don't even have a sister.
Regards
Father
307) Hello Raju Ke Daddy,

Maine Jab Raju Se Prashn Kiya Ki Australia Main Sabsi Badi Country Kaunsi Hain Toh Usne Kahan "Masterjee
Country Toh Sirf India Main Hi Milti, Kya Aapko Etna Bhi Pata Nahin!"
Regards
Teacher
308) Hello Employer,
I was working for an Israeli company and I was not fired from there but I left them before they could do it. That's what
is called a preemptive strike and is culturally acceptable and even encouraged over there.
Regards
Pandey
309)Hello Bhargavji,
I have completed the investigation on your wife and I am writing you this email instead of a letter because your
postman is your wife's past man.
Regards
Detective Nagababu Kondagiri
310) Hello Hunter,
What you ate right now is me? I was the last of my species and thanks to you I am now in heaven with all my near
and dear ones. A million of us will now give you company in the afterlife. If I were you I would do everything possible
to find a cure for death. BTW it has still not dawned on dodos that they are dead.
Regards
Extinct Bird's Soul
311) Hello Bhargavji,
Whenever you used the leave the house your wife is to call up your neighbor Rajesh and say 'Commando Rajesh
Please' and then immediately keep the phone down. One day I realized that it was a code word which meant 'Come
and Do Rajesh Please'. I must say that your wife likes military action. I am also attaching an ebook "Forgiveness:
Finding Peace Through Letting Go" for you.
Regards
Detective Nagababu Kondagiri
312) Dear Chintu,
Gym is for losers! You should stay at home and binge on fast food. Come on! don't let them tell you what you should
do with your life? Be chubby and be happy. Remember life is short! In three weeks I have my birthday coming up and
come to my house.
Regards
Dracula Uncle
313) Hello Jignesh Patel,

James Bond outsourced his beautiful but demanding girlfriend to me. I told her that if she marries me then "Diamonds
Are Forever" and she agreed.
Regards
Manish Patel (Diamond Merchant - Surat City)
314) Hello Rajeshwari,
Our son had a lot of ideas which looked great but actually none of them ever worked. So we told him to stand for
elections and look what a successful politician he has become. He is going to join Congress soon where many such
like minded people are present.
Regards
Mrs Sharmila
315) Dear Embassy Official,
A Desi Tourist can cause as much damage to your economy as a Desi Terrorist. That's why we are so peace loving ,
whenever we are pissed off with YOU we just visit YOU.
Regards
Atmaram Bhoite
316) Hello Anup Bansal,
Our Math teacher was taking heavy Interest in the Principal and the returns are quite substantial. The principal
delivered a 10 pound baby in just a period of 7 months.
Regards
Deepak (Dil) Mehta
317) Hello Kushal,
Aare Saif Ali Khan Jee Toh Bade Dilwale Hain, Apne Khudke Ke Pehle Shaadi Main Unhone Karishma Ki Chotti
Behen Kareena Ko Extra Kulfi Di Thi Aur Kahan "Bete Tumhare Liye Dusri"
Regards
Goshal Sippy (Gossip)
Sir Ek Naya Chokra Hain, Naam Hain Kashish Joshi Joh Aisi Jabardast Tragedy Likhta Hain Ki Logon Ke Ansu Main
Se Aankeh Bahar Aaa Jati Hain. Ek Aandhi Aurat Ne Story Padhi Aur Etni Royi Woh Ki Medical Miracle Hoke Usse
Sab Kuch Dikhayee Dene Lag Gaya.
Regards
Vicky Arora
319) Dear Rohan,
Tumhare Pitaji Dr Hasmukh Bahut Mazakiya The.Jab Main Unke Paas Apna Ek Problem Leke Gaya Toh Unhone
Kahan Ki Sharmaji Aap Ek Baccha Adopt Kar Le. Maine Kahan Kyu, Toh Unhone Kahan Ki Mere Bacche Ki Shakl
Meri Jaisi Hui Toh Social Problem Ho Jayega. Maine Kahan Ki Sir Woh Meri Biwi Ki Shakl Leke Paida Hua Toh, Toh
Doctor Ne Kahan Ki Bhai Fir Toh Tum Dahej Dete Dete Mar Jaoge, Aur Dahej Ek Social Evil Hain. I miss him so
much.
Regards
Sharmaji
320) Dear Son,
When the good triumphed over the evil, the evil came to my house to stay in disguise. I got married on Dussera.
Love
Father
321) Hello Media,
Everything has a simple and a rational explanation and you media people want to create a controversy for every
small thing. People roam naked in my Ashram for Vitamin D!
Regards
Julai Baba
322) Hello Madam,
Our beauty cream enhances natural beauty but doesn't give you one if you don't have one already.
Regards
Cuss Rep Rooplatha Mahasundaram
323) Hello Airlines,
Why are there only one way flights to North Korea?
Regards
Globe Trekker Kundan Kumar Chandan
324) Dear Son,
Remember a mile is about one and half kilometer and if you still forget it then as a pointer remember that airlines
charge you 1.5 times more money for the return flight because they measure the distance in miles on the destination
flight and in kilometers while returning. So as they are covering 1.5 times the distance while coming back the increase
in fare is perfectly justified. Welcome to a world which is based on the truth and fair dealing.
Love
Father
325) Hello Son,

Remember that the air hostess is also someone's sister but most definitely not yours because I have never ever slept
with a beautiful woman. Enjoy your flight!
Love
Father
326) Hello Roopa,
I am Superhero BhaisaMan and not Bhai Saa Man. I am not your brother! If you again address me in that way I am
not going to rescue you.
Regards
Superhero BhaisaMan
327) Dear Son,
Jamie Uys was a very intelligent man because he made a film called "Gods must be crazy" and not the obvious
"Goddesses are crazy".
Love
Father
328) Hello Mortal,
God does bestow immortality on fervent appeals but there is a clause. You would be paired with another immortal of
opposite sex and let me tell you from my experience God has a sense of humor which is dark and steeped in irony
and satire.
Regards
Immortal
329) Hello Bruce Lee Prasadji,
Main Aapse Wing Chun Sikhke Sab Ko Gin Chun Ke Marunga.
Regards
Babu Bajrangi
330) Hello Police,
Nahin Sir, Mela Nahin , Mela Picture Dekhne Main Chala Gaya Tha Tab Baccha Haath Chodke Frustration Main
Bhaag Gaya.
Regards
Natwar
Main Jackie Chan Ka Duplicate Tha Romantic Scenes Ke Liya.
Regards
Danny Denzongpa
332) Hello Wife,
I never lied to you when I told you that I work for Facebook Security. I just didn't elaborate that I work for Building
Security.
Regards
Husband
Thanks for your advice. We resolved our fights by sleeping in different beds with different people.
Regards
Kusum
334) Hello Wife,
I never lied to you when I told you that I work for Facebook Security. I just didn't elaborate that I work for Building
Security.
Regards
Husband
335) Dear Friend,
I didn't get orange juice and so I bought you an All Fruit Mix juice and one of it's ingredients is Orange.Enjoy!
Regards
Sandeep Kumar
336) Hello Boyfriend,
I have dated many people before you but you are truly special because you are most forgettable and doing that has
been least regrettable for me.
Regards
Girlfriend
337) Hello United Nations,

We treat our minority like a minority and what can be more fair than that?
Regards
President of Secularistan
My kids fight when I am around and my wife loves when I am not.
Regards
Xuan
339) Hello Deepak,
My ex husband was such a responsible person that in the end he became responsible for his secretary, our house
maid and even my son's teacher. So this time I want a person who is completely irresponsible and the fact that you
got fired multiple times actually makes your profile quite appealing to me. Do reply back.
Regards
Dolly
340) Hello Chris,
Our leader is such an honest man, he does any job within 48 hours of taking the bribe or else he returns back the
entire money.
Regards
Ramu Jones
341) Hello Son,
Never take films seriously! Our leaders took 'Mars Attacks!' seriously and now we have a Curiosity Rover on Mars.
We are lucky that they didn't take M. Night Shyamalan's 'The Happening' seriously! I think it is for greater good that
no one takes him seriously.
Regards
Father
342) Hello Lawyer,
My wife buys everything on Amazon and so I can called her an 'Amazon Woman'. Will that fly with the judge?
Regards
Husband
343) Dear Friend,
My wife shopped for more than I earned. The difference was always divisible by 1, 2,5,10 and 20.Then all I had to do
was to visit all the clubs in the neighborhood for validation. That is how I found out.
Regards
Head of Math Department Prof Pingle
344) Hello Friend,
When I lost my job, my wife stood outside the door and said that I can't come in without an income. So losing job is
not that bad, friend. Cheer up!
Regards
David
345) Hello Human Rights,
Yes I agree, even a terrorist has a heart but that is only for transplantation and as quickly as possible.
Regards
Frustrated Man
346) Hello Steve,
I am a demon 'living' in your house and I want to give you two choices: if you don't call the priest then I will possess
you and if you do call one then I will possess your wife. Think about it!
Regards
Demon Darling
347) Hello Kundan,
The very fact that my boss hired me in spite of a face to face interview made me realize that he is as clueless in life
as I am in my work and since then for the past 10 years I have had no problem at work.
Regards
Chandan
The new model would be perfect for our film. I have seen her portfolio and let me tell you that if she losses weight she
would be a class appeal and if she gains then she will be a mass appeal.
Regards
Secretary
349) Hello Friend,
Whenever my husband looks at any other woman I remind him that I like trilogies and so the separation would be
followed by my custody of children and third installment of the series would be alimony and that would not be in
installments.
Regards
Wife
350) Hello Rita,
We handle our finances together , he handles the earning part and I handle the spending and we both save on our
only child's education. As it is there are no jobs left for educated people.
Regards
Kaveri
Crazy Letters 351..375
351) Hello Robert,
Illiterate is not a literate who has fallen ill. Illiterate is one can't read or write and many a times can give a long boring
speech. Gosh!! We should take you all to the White House!
Regards
English Teacher
352) Dear Diary,
My mother in law is so foolish that she has agreed to be operated by me to save money.
Regards
Surgeon Daughter In Law
353) Dear Pati,
Apni Maa Ko Jaate Jaate Kehna Ki Apna Khayal Naa Rakhe.
Love
Patni
My husband is comfortable being himself only on Halloween.
Regards
Wife
355) Hello Raju,
The teacher was interested in teaching me and my father was interested in meeting her and so finally my mother
taught my father a lesson. So I come from a family which values education.
Regards
Abbas
356) Dear Boyfriend,
If you are not impressing me then you are suppressing me.
Love
Rose Jhootbole
357) Dear Husband,
Please find attached a picture of you and your female colleague having dinner together. Since a a picture is worth a
thousand words, please don't exceed that word limit while giving an explanation.
Waiting for you!
Wife
358) Dear Husband,
Oops! I forgot to mention that my brother Ganpat's full name is Sub Inspector Ganpatrao Tawde from Shaitan Chowki
Police Station. So yes, Ganpat wants to talk to you about your demand for money. He is going to stay with us for a
few days. Try to keep him cheerfull,poor fellow just lightly trashed a criminal and the criminal was hospitalized and
now Ganpat is suspended for a month.
Love
Wife
359) Hello Teacher,
I will pay you a good amount of money if you pass me in the subject and pay double of that if you fail the topper. I like
being competitive
Regards
Raju
360) Hello Raju Bihari,
If you don't milk the cow regularly the milk will expire and then we won't be able to sell it that quickly.
Regards
Bansi Bihari
361) Hello Bete,

Tumhare Dadaji Sirf Padhana Jante The Aur Likhna Nahin, Es Liye Unki Vasiyat Maine Likhi Aur Woh Sirf Padate Hi
Reh Gaye.
Love
Daddy
362) Hello Friend,
Har Scam Ke Baad Koi Na Koi Neta Merese Ghadi Leke Gul Ho Jata Hain. Aur Tab Main Har Jagah Udaas Dikhayee
Deta Hoon.
Regards
Mr India
363) Hello Mr Murthy,
Maine Yeh Nahin Kahan Ki 'Har Ek Ka Appa' destroy ho gaya. Maine Kahan 'Harappa' which was an old city, destroy
hua. Don't confuse , there is a lot of difference between them.
Regards
History Teacher
364) Hello Soujanya,
The only time I saw Maria help in the kitchen was when she heard that her mother in law had a sudden heart attack
and she started cutting onions to fake tears.
Regards
Rose Jhootbole
365) Hello Husband,
Khana Pakane Ke Bahut Saare Tareeke Hain Par Ek Great Marriage Ke Liye Sabse Best Tareeka Hain Ki Naukar
Khana Pakaye.
Regards
Wife
366) Hello Lawyer,
Killing mother in law is a sort of mercy killing for the daughter in law, it is just that she is showing mercy to herself by
doing so.
Regards
Daughter In Law
367) Sir,
I am from NIIT and that means I am Not From IIT.
Regards
Keshav Khare
368) Hello Kamala,
Have you heard this? Because of her neighbor she went in to labor!
Regards
Mrs Rustogi
369) Hello Sandh,
Aloo apne shape aur size se embarrased hokar zameen ke niche cheepah rehta hain aur tu khule aam ghumta hain.
Learn from nature!
Regards
Jokhim
370) Hello Husband,
You were very picky in selecting a wife but I wasn't so picky because I was clear that I was selecting a servant who
could be replaced anytime. This is the truth and again never insist truth from any woman!
Regards
Wife
371) Abe Tawaif Ke Ghungroo,
Tu Notice Toh Nahin Hota, Tere Par Nazar Dalne Ka Maan Kisi Nahin Karta, Tum Irrelevant Ho Par Tu Awaaz Bada
Karta Hain. Boss Ke Chamche!!
Regards
UnhoniMOUS
372) Hello Gul and Gulshan,
Paapi Log Power Main Hote Hain! Acche Log Power Se Bahar Hote Hain! Tum Saale Paapi Ho , Esliye Tumhare
Ghar Par Power Hain Aur Mere Ghar Main Andhera. Paapi Ho Tum!! Bhagwan Tumhe Etni Power De Ki Tum Upar
Chale Jao!!
Regards
Gulfam
373) Hello Doodh Wala,
Holi Ke Din Please Apni 50% Doodh Aur 50% Paani Denewali Gaay Ko Bhejna, Humare Yahan Paani Ki Bahut Kami
Hain.
Regards
Natarajan
374) Hello Forestry Department,
On what moral grounds do you deny hunting to me but allow the tiger to hunt.
Regards
Hunter
375) Hello Dentist,
I want to express my gratitude for my wisdom tooth that your removed. You charged me for removing them but I am
going to extract your wisdom teeth for free.
Regards
Ganpat Jadhav
In politics I believe that it is "Survival of the Filthiest" at work and thats why you win every time with a huge margin.
Regards
Keshav
When a Desi tells you that the event is rescheduled to a not yet known future date then what it means is that your
money will not be refunded under any circumstances and most probably you won't be attending the event in person.
In your memory someone else will be attending the event by using your name and if he misbehaves then the cops will
book you for identity theft and misbehavior.
Regards
Aziz
378) Hello Friend,
No, I didn't drive on any downed wire and I think even the wire was not broken. I dont want to apply the term which
Desis apply to all electricity related accidents or otherwise but I think it was due to Short Circuit. And I still dont know
what it 'Short Circuit', the only time the term made sense was in Munna Bhai where the actor playing the role of circuit
was short even by Indian standards.
Regards
Sukumar
379) Dear Son,
Cooking is essential for survival. After our marriage your mother cooked her first meal and that became the last meal
of my mother. After that I learnt cooking for my survival.
Love
Father
380) Hello Cop,
You catch innocent people like me who know driving and don't have a license and leave those who have a license
and can't drive. I protest!
Regards
Sadanand
381) Hello Neighbor,
If you marry your daughter to me then you can save on gas when you come to visit your grandson.
Regards
Bunty
382) Hello Dolly,
Mere Tumhare Liye Mere Maa Baap Chodh Sakta Hoon Par Unki Vasiyat Nahin!
Regards
Deepak
383) Hello Eklavya,
Drone Teacher has asked whether would you like to have some Thums Up!
Regards
Arjun Dhanushkar
384) Hello Son,
Learn to take blame for everything and then feel guilty about everything. Preferably hire someone to write a blog
about your feelings after that. You will soon have a life partner.
Love
Father
385) Hello Superstar,
Both of us have one thing very much in common , we both don't have dates.
Regards
Engineer
386) Hello Son,
First came the Aryans, then the Sultanates and they were followed by Mughals, British and then came Gandhis.
Gandhi rule is called democracy and before that all were sort of monarchies. Now don't score less in history. And
Prime Minister of India is Gandhi 65 and not Chicken 65, don't make such mistakes.
Regards
Pushparajan (AD 2600)
387) Hello Ekta Kapoor,
After watching your serials I wanted to kill you but then everyone would call me a serial killer and so I dropped the
idea.
Regards
Charan Singh
388) Dear Neighbor,
I have disciplined my dog and he won't try to bite you again. I share your concern about rabies and I don't want the
dog to catch it.
Yours
Su Lo Channa
389) Ohh Bai,
Tumhara Pati Macchi Khareedna Nahain Macchi Pakadna Chahta Hain. Usko Bolo Mere Behen Par Line Na Mare.
Regards
Kamala Lobo Macchiwali
390) Hello Robert,
You are confusing these terms , this will help your remember, Diwali is the festival of lights and Diwala is when you
pay for the lights. More often than not Diwala follows Diwali.
Regards
Prabhu
391) Hello Ganesh,
Uske Dil Mein Uska Pati Hi Tha Humesha Par Ghar Mein Padosi.
Regards
Sudesh
392) Hello Kailas,

Picture Ke End Main Naa Yeh Reveal Hota Hain Ki Khoon Ramu Kaka Karta Hain Kyunki Usko Bachpan Se
Tankwah Nahin Di Thi. Uski Vilayati Daru Peeke Hut Jaati Hain.
Regards
Jeevan
I suspect my wife because none of the dogs that I had ever had barked at a stranger.
Regards
Mr Desai
394) Hello Ghooman Singh,
I am confused, in your tourist attractions list , Taj Mahal is listed as a tomb for Mumtaz and Antilla is listed a palace
for Neeta. Looking at the structures I think it should be reverse. Please correct this obvious mistake.
Regards
Pete
395) Hello Son,
You should learn to swallow insults. Learn from your mother, she is exceptionally good at swallowing.
Love
Father
396) Hello Sports Teacher,
First you call the game 'Hide and Sikh' and because of my turban I am found so easily, this game is not Sikh friendly.
Change the name of the game!
Regards
Joginder Singh
397) Hello Bahurani,
Humse Galti Ho Gayeee, Hume Dahej Nahin Chahiye. Balki Aaj Se Hum Kisi Aur Ko Bhi Dahej Lene Nahin Denge.
Bete Tumne Bataya Nahin Ki Tumhare Pitaji Part Time Kasai Ka Job Karte Hain.
Regards
Sasur
398) Hello Ramprasad,
The plural of 'Giant Panda' is not 'Giants Pandey', it is 'Giants Pandian'. I wrote that answer and our English teach
Mrs Sundara Krishnamurthy gave me full marks. You North Indians suck at English.
Regards
Murugesh
399) Hello Bismil,
Humare Chacha Ko Humesha Late Pahuchne Ki Aadat Thi. Ek Din Woh Khudke Critical Operation Ke Liye Late
Pahuche Aur Fir Hamesha Ke Liye Unke Naam Ke Aage Late Lagana Pada. Aisa Hua.Aur Batao?
Regards
Jamil
400) Hello Reporter,
Hema Maliniji Toh Poori Unsecular Hain, Unke Liye Sab Dharam Ek Saman Nahin Hain. Likhiye Apke Paper Mein.
Regards
Dharam Singh
401) Hello Son,
Please stay a step away from your step sister.
Love
Dad
402) Son,
Early to grave and early to rise , makes you Jesus. Since you are not Jesus, stop smoking!
Love
Priest
403) Hello Don,
Maine Machine Gun Bahar Nikali Aur Saali Chali Nahin. Machine Se Chalne Wali Gun Apne Aap Chalni Chahiye
Naa! Es Liye Machine Gun Ke Mechanical Failure Ke Wajah Se Mere Ko Dushman Ki Goliyan Khaani Padi.
Regards
Pakya
404) Hello People,
It was not corruption but just plain miscommunication , we asked for 1000 tanks and Russians sent us those many
water tanks, each worth 2 million. We should forgive them; they are not good in English.
Regards
Defense Minister
I will get your money back and please don't try to bribe me. You can always tip me though for good work.
Regards
Inspector Tayde
406) Hello Younger Sister,
Election Ke Baad Neta Aur Shaadi Ke Baad Premi Humesha Vaadon Se Palat Jaate Hain. Es liye regular elections
jaroori hote hain.
Regards
Mrs Kaveri
407) Hello Indian Defense Official,
These tanks are so costly because they were so lucky for us in World War 2 and I assure you they will be the same
for your country too. Please stop those ignorant journalists who call us Antique Dealers!
Regards
Russian Armament Division Official (Moscow)
408) Hello Younger Sister,
Election Ke Baad Neta Aur Shaadi Ke Baad Premi Humesha Vaadon Se Palat Jaate Hain. Es liye regular elections
jaroori hote hain.
Regards
Mrs Kaveri
409) Hello Dear Husband,
You are in Dubai and I am here and we haven't met since the birth of Raju and now look he is 1 year old. He has
started talking and he calls everyone as 'Papa'. So cute!! Don't you think so?
Love
Wife
410) Hello Son,
I don't like when you misbehave with your Mom. Let me tell you this, we decided to have a child and I was only
obsessed about the method and your Mom actually cared about the result. Respect her! Respect all women!!
Love
Father
411) Hello Superman,
Tu Kahi Par Bhi Ud Par Agar Mere Biwi Lajjo Ke Saamne Tune Wapas Udne Ki Koshish Ki Toh Yaad Rakhna! Area
Ke Saare Kavve Mere Dost Hain. Bachpan Se Roz Unko Gathiya, Kachori, Sev aur Pattice Khilya Hain Maine. Ek
Ishara Kaafi Hain!
Regards
Manak Jain (aka Kaka Jain)
412) Hello Superman,
Kamasutra Ke Time Main Bhi Log Etne Gire Nahin The Ki Chaddi Pant Ke Bahar Pehene. Duniya Ko Bachane Ke
Pehle Apni Izzat Bachana Sikh. Zhaleel Insaan! Humare Bahu Betiyon Ke Saamne Aise Na Aana. Aur Mere Biwi
Lajjo Ke Saamne Udh Maat.
Regards
Manak Jain (aka Kaka Jain)
413) Hello Spideran Man,
Hum Log Tamil Nadu Ke Fisherman Aur Humare Upar Lankan Navy Fire Karta.Tum Jhala Faila Ke Macchi Le Ke
Ayega Toh Profit Main Se 50-50. Accha Offer, Waise Bhi Tumhara Koi Movie Nahin Nikalne Wala Future Mein ,
Guzara Kaise Hoge? Socho!
Regards
Muthuswamy
414) Hello Spiderman,
Tum Desi Kabhi Nahin Ho Sakte, Tum American Hi Ho Kyunke Ek Chotta Spider Tumko Kaata Aur Tumko Etna
Allergy Hua. Humara Log Bahut Strong. Especially Humare Goa Kaa!
Regards
Mary Aunty
415) Hello Batman,
Humare Yahan Batsmen Ki Koi Kami Nahin Hi! We need bowlers! Don't come here!
Regards
Madhav Punekar
416) Hello He-Man,
Saale Tu Shivaji Maharaj Ki Talwar Jaisi Bhari Talwar Leke Masjid Ke Sammne Ghoomega Toh Police Tereko Andar
Nahin Karegi Kya? Ab Baitha Reh Jab Tak Mein Zamanat Ke Paise Ekatta Nahin Karta. Tum Logon Main Common
Sense Nahin Hain! Tumhari Biwi Hema Roh Rahin Hain!
Regards
Pandurang Sadashiv Kakodkar
417) Dear Mommy,
The word Pomegranate rhymes with the word Hand Grenade. English is easy!
Regards
Akbar Khan (Kandahar)
418) Hello World,
We have a democracy, our beloved Gandhi family always vote among themselves to elect our next prime minister.
This time they selected Manmohan Gandhi whom we all know as Manmohan Singh.
Regards
Proud Indian
419) Hello Husband,
To err is man, to forgive I need wine. You messed the kitchen, please bring home some wine.
Love
Wife
Log Humse Paisa Lete Hain Aur Vote Opposition Party Ko Dete Hain. Ab Batao Corruption Ki Shurvaat Kisne Ki?
Regards
Neta
421) Hello Railway Pravasi,
Railway Main Air Hostess Es Liye Nahin Hoti Kyunki Pariyan Asmaan Mein Hi Hoti Hain. Manhoos Kahike! Jitne
Paise Tum Dete Ho, Usme Shukar Karo Tumse TC Bhi Baat Karta Haan.
Regards
Kala Paranspe (Customer Service - Bhartiya Railway - Ex Air Hostess)
Bharat Ek Gun-Tantra Hain Naa? Es Liye Hum Polling Booth Mein Guns Leke Gaye.
Regards
Bhavish Kumar (Patna)
423) Dear Prime Minister,
Tum Raja Bhoj Toh Naa Ban Sakhe Kam Se Kam Raja Bojh To Na Bano.
Regards
Sukumar
424) Hello Dolly,
Mera Ek Duplicate Bhai Hain Joh Peechle Holi Se Meri Tarah Nahin Dikhta. Bade Use Ab Rangeela Kehte Hain Aur
Chote Rainbow Chacha Kehke Pukarte Hain. Ironically uska actual naam hain Narang.
Regards
Deepak
425) Dear Rajesh Khanna Jee,
Aap Ees Duniya Main Nahin Rahein Par Aap Jahan Bhi Ho Sun Lo Ki Mein Aapki Bahut Badi Fan Hoon. Maze Ki
Baat Toh Yeh Hain Ki Apka Saathi Haathi Tha Aur Mera Pati Haathi Hain.
Love
Rajani
426) Hello Sir,
Meri Patni Ko Maine Bhootni Nahin Kahan, Woh Bhutan Ki Hain Naa Es Liye Main Pyar Se Bhutani Kehta Hoon. Aap
Sunte Nahin Ho Dhyaan Se!
Regards
Mangat
427) Sir,
Thakoor Ko 96 Ke Age Main Baccha! Sir 69 Pe Baccha Nahin Hota Toh 96 Se Kaise Hua!
Regards
Babloo
428) Hello Philosopher Friend,
Kismat Ke Zyada Aur Waqt Se Pehle Milta Hain! Farhan Azmi Ki Shaadi Jab Ayesha Takia Se Hui Toh Mereko
Yakeen Ho Gaya!
Regards
Bansi
429) Hello,
We need a person who is fluent in German to take care of our German Shepherd.
Regards
Mrs Batliwala
Meri Biwi Ne Shaadi Ke Pehle Mujhe Kahan Ki Woh Bahut Ghoosewali Hain Aur Maine Kahan 'So cute'. Ab Woh Roj
Mujhe Ghuse Marti Hain! Punches!
Regards
Husband
431) Hello Son,

I think only providence can now give me my provident fund. I don't trust this corrupt government.
Love
Father
432) Hello Deepak,
Tum Mujhe Pehle Paani Main Doob Ke Dikhao Phir Mujhe Yakeen Ayega Tum Mere Pyar Mein Doob Chuke Ho.
Regards
Dolly
433) Hello Step Son,
Please wear your sweater before you go out. That way I can recognize you from a distance.
Love
Step Mom
434) Hello Vikram,
Actually Meri Shaadi Aishwarya Se Honi Wali Thi Par Mere Tau Ne Kahan Tumhara Gotra Same Hain.
Regards
Kishore (Karnal)
Mein Har Aurat Ko Ees Liye Ghoorta Rehta Kyunki Har Aurat Ki Shakl Mein Mujhe Meri Biwi Ki Shakl Dikhayee Deti
Hain.
Regards
Husband
436) Sir,
Indian Kutta Sirf Apni Maalkin Ki Sunta Hain, Ghar Ke Kisi Aur Kutte Ki Baat Kyun Sune?
Regards
Dog Breeder
Yes I do treat my husband like a servant but he has now started our maid servant like his wife. That's why I want to
separate!
Regards
Wife
Aaj Meri Saans Ne Mujhe Beti Kehke Pukara. Would it be wise to eat at home?
Regards
Devi
439) Hello Bete,
Dinosaur Nahin Bete, Asli Naam Hain Dina Asura! Sab Kha Jata Tha! Aaj Ke Neta Een Dina Asuron Ke Hi Vansaaj
Hain.
Love
Father
440) Hello Jameel,
Meri Naani Ne Veerapan Ko Wooden Sandal Se Maara Tha Tab Usko Idea Aaya Sandalwood Chori Karne Ka. Maa
Kasam!
Regards
Rehman
441) Hello Mrs Satya,
Mere Pati Bai Ko Sexually Dekthe Honge Par Bisexual Nahin Hain. Muh Bandh Rakho Apna. Kabhi Socha Tumhare
Ghar Mein Ramu Kaka Ne Shaadi Kyun Nahin Ki? Puchon Apne Pati Se, Kaka Ke Saath Kya Kya Kiya?
Regards
Mrs Jogdani
442) Hello Judge,
Agar Kanoon Andha Ho Sakta Hain Toh Eyewitness Andha Kyun Nahin Ho Sakta?
Regards
Vakil Joglekar
443) Hello Baby Bai,
Now you don't have to send me a letter, I have the hottest email in all of Maharashtra, it is
'amol.palekar@hotmail.com'.
Love
Amol Palekar (1998)
No, not all directors are alike, for instance I offer a bed to sleep instead of a couch.I don't want my actress to have a
backpain during casting!
Regards
Director Narang
445) Hello Judge,
Mera Pati Bevdaa Nahin Tha, Ek Bevdaa Mera Pati Tha! I had nothing to do with his drinking problem.
Regards
Wife
I used to believe that mine is a love marriage but my wife and her folks planned it all the way. So it is sort of love and
arranged marriage combined.
Regards
Husband
447) Hello Sasur,
Last minute I hiked the dowry and at the last minute you replaced the bride with her aunt. F$%ker and you took
money from the aunt too.
No Regards
Husband
448) Dear Sweetie,
Wohi Rota Hain Jiska Nuksaan Hua Ho Aur Jiska Sabse Jyada Nuksaan Hua Ho Woh Sabse Jyada Rota Hain. Yeh
Baat Mujhe Tab Samajh Aaayee Jab Mere Bidaai Ke Waqt Mere Jijaji Mandap Mein Ro Roke Collapse Ho Gaye!
Regards
Kanchan
Humare Gaav Mein Humesha Diwali Hoti Hain Kyunki Sirf Alternate Bijli Ke Khambe Aur Gharon Mein Roshni Hoti
Hain.
Regards
Villager (Uttar Pradesh)
450) Hello Son,
Well you will understand this when you grow up, we named you Paratha Singh because your father liked to 'help' me
in the kitchen.
Regards
Mother
451) Hello Dolly,
Nice boys are good because they also finish last in the bed.
I will be nice to you! Marry me!
Regards
Deepak
452) Hello Maa Baap,
Aapne Mujhe Wapas Se Koi Bhi Expired Cheez Khilayee Toh Budhape Mein Main Aapko Expired Medicines
Khilaunga. Kanjoos!
Regards
Altaf
453) Hello Isro Director,
Satellite Pe Paisa Kharacha Mat Karo , 2000 feet ke unchaii se toh Ayesha Takia Aur Bhains Mein Difference Nahin
Bata Sakta Koi.
Regards
Tolaram
454) Hello Robert,
Jesus told you us to love our neighbor because even God loves our neighbor and not us. They always seem to have
everything and deserve nothing.
Regards
Steve
455) Hello Son,
Everyone has a point of view and you should learn to respect it. Mowgli Kay Liye Half Pant Full Pant Hain, Point of
View!
Love
Father
456) Hello Lawyer,
On Halloween my husband was playing 'Coke or Choke' with me. I want to separate!
Regards
Wife
457) Hello Netaji,
Paida Karne Wale Se Humesha Palne Wala Bada Hota Hain. Esliye Aapko Aapki Maa Baap Se Jyada Desh Ka
Bhala Sochna Chahiye.
Regards
Tatya
458) Hello Saif Bete,
Humne Tumhe Bachpan Se Chote Badon Ka Aadar Karna Sikhaye Aur Tum Usse Bhi Aage Chale Gaye. Tum Toh
Unse Pyar Aur Shaadi Bhi Kar Diye. Wah!
Love
Sallan Mia
459) Hello Suspense Picture Director,
Saala Tumhara Picture Dekhne Ke Baad Mujhko Ab Yeh Suspense Lagata Hain Ki Tumne Yeh Movie Kyun Banayi.
Funding toh jaroor dushman desh ne kiya hoga. Please Batana!
Regards
Pancham
460) Hello Actress,
Kya Aapke Awaaz Ka Dubbing Koi Mard Karta Hain? If so I want to apply!
Regards
Raghu Kulkarni
461) Hello Prime Minster,
Aapke Minister FultooSwamy Statecraft Main Etne Hoshiyar Hain. Woh State Assembly Mein BaithKar Kaagaz Se
Rocket, Ship, Ganapati Aur Bahut Saari Cheeze Khoob Banate Hain. Humne Dekha Camera Par! Carry on! Mera
Baccha Toh Famous Ho Gaya Schoolm Main Yeh Sab Sikhke!
Regards
Doraiswamy
462) Hello Husband,
You have two choices, either I shop on your money or the money which every man in our area would be willing to
spend on me. So stop complaining!
Love Wife
463) Hello Sofa Maker,
We are making a lot of money due to you. Our son sat on the new sofa and fell and got stuck up inside it and we
couldn't take him out. So we have started feeding him while he is stuck up in the sofa and people are thinking that we
are showing them a magic trick in which the sofa eats and they are shelling a lot of money to see that. My son is fine
as long he is skipping school!
Regards
Mrs Turneja
464) Hello Dipesh,
Naresh Ke Ghar Sirf Raat Ko Hi Bijlee Aati Thi Aur Es Liye Naresh Ke Biwi Ne Bijlee Ko Naukari Se Nikala.
Regards
Alpesh
Rome was not built in a day but I am sure our sports stadiums were.
Regards
Bullczar Rodriguez
Humane Naa Russia Se 10 Invisible Submarines Khareede , Kuch 30 Hazar Crore Ke. Aur Kyunke Woh Invisible
Hain Aur Kisi Ko Dikhayee Nahin Dete Es Liye Hum Apko Photo Nahin Dikha Sakte. Yeh Baat Hain! Aap Logon Ki
Ankoh Mein Burayee Hain, Har
Jagah Apko Corruption Dikhta Hain!
Regards
Defense Minister
467) Hello Deepak,
Tumhare Saath Pal Bitaye Aur Uske Saath Mein Kal Bitaungi. Bye Bye. Don't forget to come for the marriage!
Friends OK!
Regards
Dolly
468) Hello Sir,
China Ke Hackers Ne Humari Website Hack Ki Aur Pata Chala Ki Kuch Paise Prime Minister Fund Ko Donate
Karke Chale Gaye!We are rich now!
Regards
Information Technology Minister
469) Hello Actress,
Apka Tareef Main Mera First Small Hindi Poetry Jee!
Aapka Sundar Tan Dekh Ke Desi Garma Jaye!

Aur Apka Accent Sunke Angrez Sharma Jaye!
Yours
Muthuswamy!
470) Dear Friend,
Maine Aaj Tak Kisi Ko 'Get Out' Nahin Bola. Har Ek Ko Mein 'Get In' Karne Ki Koshish Karta Rahan. I am so nice! I
am so good!
Regards
Judge Vaghela
471) Hello Madanlal,
Tum Be Gunah Ho! Gujrati Mein Be Matlab Two! You are twice guilty and you are going to be in prison for a long
time. Got you!
Regards
Judge Vaghela
Meri Movie 'Alien Ki Insaniyaat' Kyun Flop Hui?
Regards
Philum Bhakt Bahadur
473) Hello Police,
Jab Doosre Bacche Chess Khelte Tab Mein Chase Khelta Tha. Bahut Practice Hain Mujhe!
Regards
Don
474) Hello Friend,
Doosre Deshon Mein Talent Ko Aage Aane Ke Liye Jaagna Padata Hain, Humare Yahan Talent Ko Sona Padata
Hain.
Regards
Film Director
475) Hello Finance Minister,
Agar Ruppee Ki Value Adhi Gir Gaye Hain Toh Ek Hi Side Pe Chappe! Why waste paper?
Regards
Chintamani
476) Hello Education Minister,
Humare Gaav Mein Ab Sab Likhe-Padhe Hain, Joh Aadmi Joh Likhta Hain Wahin Usse Padh Pata Hain. Thank you
for Public Education.
Regards
Bansee
477) Hello Dolly,
Mein Pushpam Aur Mera Bhai Pampush Donon Judwe Hain Aur Humare Interest Ekdam Similar Hain. I am
interested in
batting and he is interested in betting.
Regards
Pushpam
Mere Ghar Main Paani Nahin Aata Es Liye Main Daru Peeta Hoon.Majboori Hain!
Regards
Jamil
479) Hello Ganesh,

Tu Mujhe Romeo Kam Aur Juliet Jyada Lagata Hain. Esse Kehte Hain Real Shakespearean Tragedy.
Regards
Vaishali Prabhudeva
480) Hello Bunty,
Tere Mere Beech Mein Kaise Hain Yeh Bandhan? Raksha Bandhan! Paise Udhaar Le, Rakhi Khareed Aur Mere
Aurse Aapne Haath Par Bandh!
Regards
Sinu
481) Abe Swami,
Consciousness Ke Baare Kya Patti Padhai Meri Biwi Ko Tune? Tere Surgery Ke Time Par Tujhe Conscious
Rakhunga Abhi!
Dekh Tu!
Yours
Dr Mishra
482) Namaste Ramjee,
Main Ek Panchi Hoon, Main Haath Mein Compass Leke Nahin Ghoomta. Mereko Nahin Maloom Ravana Seetaji Ko
Leke Kahan Gaye. Par Etna Bole Ke Raste Mein Rajini Nahin Milne Chahiye Varna Ramayana Udhar Hi Khatam Ho
Jayega.
Regards
Jatayu
483) Hello Bhushanva,
Laloo Jee Aur Humra Bahut BhaiChara Tha. Bhai Main Tha Aur Chara Unka!
Regards
Shabbuddin
484) Hello Bete,
Lootere Aur Neta Mein Utna Hi Difference Jitna Difference Ek Woodpecker Aur Woodcutter Mein Hain.
Love
Father
485) Hello Bete,
Main Tumhara Baap Hoon Aur Tujhe Idea Bhi Nahin Hoga Ki Tu Kitni Chotta Tha Aur Tabse Main Tumhe Jaanta
Hoon.
Love
Father
486) Eh Namdeo,
Tu Daaru Peeke Wapas Se Late Aaya Toh Main Padosi Ke Saath Let Jayegi! Last Warning Hain Tereko!
Tumhari Patni
Kashibai
487) Hello Music Director Jee,
Doosron Ke Music Par Insaan Nachte Hain Par Aapke Music Par Humare Mohalle Ke Kutte Nachte Hain. Jaise
Jaanwaron Ka Doctor Hota Hain Waise Aap Jaanwaron Ke Music Director. Appko Unki Dil Ki Baat Samajh Lete Ho.
Regards
Digambar
Humare Sharifpur Record Hain Ki Ek Bhi Riot Nahin Hua Aur Uski Wajah Hain Daru Aur Jue Ke Adde. Saare Mard
Usee Mein Busy Rehta. Aurate Riots Nahin Karti Kyunki Tulsi Ne Kahan Shanti Se Rahon.
Regards
Keyur
489) Hello Son,
Birth Certificate Par Baap Ka Naam Es Liye Likha Jaata Hain Kyunki Baap Ke Bhagne Ke Chances Hote Hain, Maa
Ke Nahin.
So it is written for tracking purposes.
Love
Mother
490) Hello Doctor,
Mere Patni Ka Blood Group Mere Shaadi Ke Do Saal Baad Mujhse Match Ho Gaya. Etna Khoon Chusa Mera Usne!
Aap Yakeen Karo!
Regards
Mahender
491) Hello Videshi Cousin,
Humare Yahan Signal Par Sirf Havaldar Rukhta Hain Aur Woh Bhi Es Liye Kyunki Uske Paas Gaadi Nahin Hoti!
Regards
Desi Cousin
492) Hello Mommy,
I am Raju's best friend and he is my beast friend! Don't call him again!
Love
Rajesh
493) Hello Son,
Marriage is about compromise. I and your mother used to fight a lot till we both agreed that she is never wrong and I
am never right. From that day we have bliss.
Love
Father
494) Hello Baboo,
Jaise Kothe Pe Tawaif Milna Common Hain Vaise Hi Kota Main IITIAN. Bahut Mashoor Hain Humara Shehar.
Regards
Young Professor (Kota IIT Classes)
495) Hello Sadashiv,
Andar Ke Baat Toh Yeh Hain Ki Drugs Sungane Walah Police Ka Kutta Janjeer Khud Hi Saala Ek Drug Addict Hain!
Woh Apne Liye Dhoondta Hain Aur Mumbai Police Usse Hadap Lete Hain.
Regards
Havaldar Naroba Patil
496) Hello Husband,
Tumhare Saath Bhagwan Hain Kyunki Bhagwan Kisi Ko Dikhayee Nahin Deta, Esliye Bhagwan Ko Tumhare
Saath
Hone Mein Embarassment Nahin Hoti. Mujhe Hoti Hain Kyunki Log Mujhe Tumhare Saath Dekh Sakte Hain. Wapas
Se Kabhi Mat Kehna Ki Mere Saath Bhagwan Hain!
Love
Wife
497) Hello Dimple,
Woh Apne Tragic Stories Se Pehle Ladkiyon Ke Ankhon Mein Ansu Bhar Deta Aur Fir Unki Godh Bhar Deta Hain.
Main Warn Kiya , Aage Tum Jano! Protect Yourself!
Regards
Murugesh
498)Hello Husband,
Ghar Ki Murgi Daal Barabar Toh Ghar Ka Murga Bhi Halaal Meat!
Come home for dinner!
Love
Wife
499)Hello Pestonjee,
Tum Saala Aisa Kamal Ka Gaata Hain Ki Pata Hi Nahin Chalta Ki Awaaz Kahan Se Aaata Hain. Es Liye Tum
Humare Parsi Singing Troupe Ka Lead Singer Ho Aajse. Congrajulations!
Regards
Batliwala
500) Hello Deepak,
Aajse Main Tere Angaan Ki Murgi Aur Tu Mere Plate Ka Murga. Love you.
Love
Dolly
501)Hello Singer,
Tum Saala Singing Sensation Hain! Humko Back Pain Tha Aur Tumhara Awaaz Sunke Humare Poore Body Ka
Sensation Chala Gaya. You do sound healing, I must say!
Regards
Batliwala
502) Hello Padmini,
We subtract 8 months out of our eldest son's age and that how we remember for how long we have been married.
Regards
Savitri
503) Hello Friends,
Don't ask me what happened on my honeymoon , ask me what happened to me on the full moon? I thought she is
wild but she is possessed and possessed by a man.
Regards
Mangal
504) Hello Shankar,
Manmohanjee Ko Bachpan Mein Dance Ka Bada Shauk Tha. Sonia Jee Bachpan Mein Toh Etnee Acchi
Choreography Karti Thi, Kya Batau Tumhe? Bas Facial Expressions Main Donon Maar Khate The.
Regards
Insider
505) Hello Pankaj,
It is biologically difficult to say no to anything which Sweetie commands of me. So I gave my homework to her, I hope
you do understand.
Regards
Pushpak
506) Hello Husband,
I want to let you know about your unusual sleeping habits. You lie down, closing your eyes and snore for about 3
hours and after that you finally sleep. You do that only on the days I want
to talk to you about anything. Not that I am trying to relate these two things. It's just what I noticed. My mom is going
to come to stay for a few months and she might extend her stay further
because of her concern for your well being.
Love
Wife
507) Hello New Dog Owner,
I told you that the dog has very high self esteem. If you throw the ball then you need to fetch it and fetch it fast or he
is going to look down on you.
Regards
Baldev
In the beginning we were madly in love with each other and now we are sadly in love with each other.
Regards
Wife
509) Hello Friend,
We can't marry in our local church because she was a nun there.
Regards
Chris
510) Hello Ramesh,
Desis are really smart! My wife threw me on the street and the beggar on the street told me "I Beggar, You BeGhar,
Same to Same, Friends".
Regards
Subodh
511) Hello Music Director,
When all your violin players play violin together then it can be called as violence. I am serious.
Regards
Muthuswamy
512) Hello Madam,
Mein Khaana Pakati Hoon Aur Mera Mard Sirf Pakata Hain.
Apka
Shantabai
513) Hello Steve,
In Rome do as the Roman do and in India you don't have do anything, the government does you.
Regards
Bhumi
514) Hello Secretary,
Main Yahan Hawalat Ki Hawa Kha Rahan Hoon. AC Naya Hain, Cool Air!
Regards
Neta
515) Hello Katrina Jee,
Aap Please Kam Se Kam Filmon Mein Skirt Mat Pehniye, Humare Chacha Aapka Poster Paint Karte Karte Heart
Attack Se Mar Gaye.
Regards
Prabal
516) Hello Sadiq,
Jamila Meri Chacheri Toh Hain Magar Behen Nahin Hain.
Regards
Jamil
517) Hello Ranjeet,
Neta Doob Rahan Tha, Kuch Log Bachane Ke Liye Paani Mein Kude! Main Jor Se Chillaya "Shark Shark". Esse
Kehte Hain Desh Prem!
Regards
Paramjeet
518) Hello Padmini,
I didn't say that Roopa is best in playing Badminton I said she is best playing with Bad-Men-In-Town, Stay away!
Regards
Bindiya
519) Hello Friend,
I was in a Vegas casino and I was losing pretty badly and suddenly a thought came to our mind that the money of our
Indian people should not go to outsiders and then I won everything back and plus a lot more. I have extended my
stay and I am looking for places to invest that money now.
Regards
Indian Political Leader
520) Hello Brihbhushan,
Tum Kamala Nehru Park Toh Bandh Rahein Ho , Par Maaf Karna Bhai Mujhe Ek Cheez Ka Jawab Chahihe Ki Kya
Nehruji Kamalajee Ke Saath Kabhi Bhi Park Gaye The. Mountabaten Ko Pucho?
Regards
Brijesh (1950)
521) Hello Judge,
Tum Log Priyanka Ke Saath Khoon Maaf Karte Ho Aur Mujhe Ek Murder Attempt Pe Sazaa. Yeh Kaunsa Insaaf Hain
Bhai!
Regards
Nathu
522) Hello Mrs Patel,

When the employees of our State Electricity Board went on strike we had full power for the first time. We later found
out that they used to cut wires so that we pay them bribe to restore electricity. From then I understood that strikes
really work well in India.
Regards
Mrs Rustogi
523) Hello Sonu,
Your teeth are healthy but you are very wealthy and that's why I am going to remove some of them and it going to
pain a lot and I am going to do the dirty work which I thoroughly enjoy and you are going to pay for it. Come visit my
clinic and once I am done with you, please recommend all your friends to me so that no one laughs at you! In our
country no one talks about abuse that openly anyways!
Regards
An extremely honest Dentist Hasre
524) Hello Son,
These doctors are saying that normal injection needle available here won't be able to penetrate my skin and that they
are ordering needles from a camel hospital in Saudi. Please inquire about it!
Regards
Leader
525) Hello People,
The party in power at the center doesn't like our state government and they are so cheap that this time they made it
personal. My son who has topped every exam in the state and even medical exam came last in the National Exam.
We have no confidence in this government!
Regards
State Chief Minister
526) Hello Pandu,
Fingerprints Nahin Milne Ka Matlab Hain Ki Kaatil

Padha Likha Nahin Hain! Simple Cheeze Mat Puuch! Likh Panchname Mein!
Regards
Havaldar Sakharam
527) Hello Adoption Agency,
There might be an illegal relationship but there is nothing known as an illegal child, unless you are in China. Stopping
calling them that!
Regards
Reporter Krishnan
528) Sir,
Aapki Waistline Toh Australia Ke Coastline Se Badi Lagti Hain! Humare Paas Aapke Size Ka Pant Nahin Hain!
Humare Recommendation Hain Ki Aap Lungi pehno. Aage Aapki marzi!
Regards
Designer Store (Mumbai)
529) Hello Raghu,
I was going through the FIRs that were filed last week and noticed that you had filed one on your wife saying she
beats you up mercilessly without any rhyme or reason. Well, we were looking for a tough Lady Constable and we
think we have found the right candidate.
Thanks
Inspector Taide
If you have to work closely with someone then it is but obvious that you will have a loving and enriching relationship
with them. Then why should you not expect our Police to be friendly with the Goons. Tell me?
Regards
Suspended Inspector Taide
531) Hello Ramesh,
Mere Aunty Bahut Social Hain Esliye Uncle Etne Anti Social Hain. Samajh Rahe Ho Naa!
Regards
Haresh
532) Hello Padosi,
Humne Mana Ki Tumhari Shaadi Ek Actress Se Hui Hain Par Logon Ko Film Dikhaney Ki Kya Zaroorat Hain. Khidki
Bandh Rakho.
Aur Film Dikhana Chahte Ho Toh Bhai Humko Please Front Row Ke Tickets Dena.
Regards
Nayansukh
533) Hello Husband,
Agar Nahin Khareedoge Tum Mera Liye Naye Gehane; Toh Ayega Meri Maa Yahan Rehane.
Love
Wife
534) Hello Son,
We are all going on vacation and I have learnt Photoshop and so I am going put you in all the photos we are going to
take. You are not going to miss out on anything!
Love
Step Father
535) Hello Pushpa,
Bahurani Bahut Long Word Hain, Kyun Na Main Usse Short Karke Tumhe Sirf Rani Bulau.
Love
Sasur
536) Hello Panditji,
People have horoscope and I have a horrorscope. You will be frightened!
Regards
Subodh
537) Hello Parents,
Agar Apko Lagata Hain Ki Padhne Likhne Se Aapka Baccha Bada Aadmi Banega Toh Woh Galat Hain. Uske Liye
Protein Shake Hi Kaafi Hain.
Regards
Teacher
538) Hello Singer,
Tum Lady Singer Nahin Ho, Tum Ladies Compartment Ki Singer Ho!
Regards
Usha
539) Hello Ramesh,
Main Kabhi Bhi Daru Nahin Pita Tha, Fir Ek Din Ek Hindi Song 'Bar Bar Dekho, Hazaar Bar Dekho' Ne Mujhe Inspire
Kiya. Ab Main Pura Bevdaa Hoon. Filme Logon Ko Bigaadti Hain.
Yours
Purshottam Uncle
540) Hello Pairents,
Yours sons Pushpak's is be the scorings of the well in all butt mine subject of the English. I no not knoweth what
problem to be it? Are you not speaking of the language of the English in the your housevaa? Please meets me if
requirement.
Regards
English Teacher Pandey (Patna)
541) Hello Mrs Turneja,
Animals are very smart and then can sense danger well before we can. Our dog Moti ran away from house about 3
times,
first time before the earthquake, second time before the elections and the third right before my Mom In Law decided
to stay with us forever. This time he never came back and some say he committed suicide.
Regards
Savitri
542) Hello Padmini,
My friend Roopa doesn't require self defense classes like I do. Lets say she is not as beautiful as I am or in general
anyone at least should be and that's her natural self defense.
Regards
Rose Jhootbole
543) Hello Kunda,
The Sports teacher loved to run and so we weren't surprised when he ran away with one of the college students. The
thing that surprised us was that student was interested only in playing
chess. Now we all are interested in knowing whether they play indoor games or outdoor!
Regards
Mukunda
544) Hello Brothers,
Please don't make any more failed attempts on our leader's life.
Regards
Kundan Lal Chandan
Mera Bete Tanveer Ko Teachers Ka Etna Adaar Aur Subject Se Etna Pyar Hain Ki Apni Math Teacher Ka Photo
Kitaab Mein Rakhta Hain Aur Sote Vaqt Kitaab Apne Sar Ke Neeche Rakhke Sota Hain. Par Dekho Na Uska Bad
Luck , Ussi Subject Main Fail Ho Gaya! Humara Education System Kharab Hain!
Regards
Mrs Chadda
546) Hello Indian External Affairs Minister,
At least have an affair!
Regards
Tax Payer
547) Hello Indian Finance Minister,
I would love to have your job, every passing day you have less to manage.
Regards
Project Manager
548) Hello Planning Commission of India,
When the Paanwalla told that the address I was looking for next to your main building, I slapped him saying that such
a commission doesn't exist in the history of our country. At least advertise yourself so that no one gets hurt again..
Regards
Kranti
549) Dear Forestry Department,
I realized that forest cover in our country is rapidly declining and as a result of that animals are now 'encroaching'
civilization when I got married to a freaking donkey!! My stupid husband!!
Regards
Nirmala
550) Hello Minister of Law and Justice,
I hope you are not going to get your pay after 20 years because we mostly get our justice and that is if we get,
after that much time! I was a little concerned about your family's upkeep.Carry on!
Regards
Kranti
551) Hello Sharda,
Deepak and Dolly are very good friends because they have 10 lbs in common. Twin babies!
Regards
Kunda
552) Hello Ramesh,
My uncle was a very good detective but he was a little absent minded and so he forgot to use gloves while handling
the crime scene. On the basis of the prints the lawyer proved him to be the murderer.
Regards
Santosh
553) Hello Chanda,
After my Mom In Law died I kept some food in the balcony for Sharaddh and then an exceptionaly fat crow shooed
away all others and began eating the food and it kept asking for more till it had eaten thrice its size and could not fly
any more. After that the crow watched the entire saas bahu serial with the commercials while I was watching. From
then I believe in reincarnation! Worst is that the crow just follows my Father In Law! Poor guy!
Regards
Kunda
554) Dear Builder,
Since we have moved in to our apartment my wife who used to make life miserable has suddenly become so nice
and the only things my wife Kunda insists up on is I call her Nirmala and I do. Thank you for building the apartment
over a cemetery. Thank you so much!
Regards
Vasudev
555) Hello Pallavi,
I told you that he is 'Lord of Rings', you are not the only person he proposed with a ring. He carries about 10-15 of
those
Made in Chinas in his pocket.
Regards
Phralad Gupte
556) Arre Pandit,
Tumhe Kahan Tha Mere Beta Mujhe Pardes Leke Jayega Par Yeh Toh Mujhe ParLok Bhejne Ki Tayari Main Hain.
Regards
Manne Chacha
557) Hello Suhas,
I am going to vote for our MLA again because he is an honest man, he married four times. A politician married to one
is having an affair!
Regards
Rakesh
My real name is Khan Kapoor Khan, my father Kapoor wanted me to have triple advantage on everyone trying to be
something in Bollywood.
Regards
Khan Kapoor Khan
How old is the milk? Well I didn't ask the cow since when she was holding it inside her! Don't ask me that question
ever again! How old are you? Ask your father for the real age.
Regards
Shopkeeper
560) Hello Karachi Sweets,
Ek Toh Tum Mumbai Main Doosre Desh Ke Sweets Bechte Ho Aur Etne Door Aur Customs Se Laane Ke Baad Tum
Logon Ko Kehte Ho Woh Sweets Fresh Hain! Explain yourselves!
Regards
Mumbai Political Leader
561) Hello Balim,
Hum Mother India Part 2 Main Yeh Dikhayenge Ke Bete Ka Bhoot Poore Gaav Ki Leta Hain. I am sure RGV will like
our script , would be anyways better than many of the recent ones he has seen.
Regards
Naved
562) Hello American Tourist,
Vada Pav is the national dish of Maharashtra State just like Kentucky Fried Chicken is now the national dish of United
States.
Regards
Mahadev Ghumankar
Last year I made an April Fool of my wife before her friends and from that day every night I get calls from different
men who want to talk to my wife. When I asked my wife about it , she said "Guess the real one, you have time till next
April". I don't know what to do.
Regards
Husband
564) Hello Donor,
We are happy to let you know that the mute child that you are supporting has got the money and please find attached
a video where he saying thanks to you.
Regards
Punya charity
565) Hello Teacher,
Our son's name is not Robin Batman Patil but in reality his name is Roopam Badeymaan Patil and he is in to comics
and because of him many people think we were in to costumes.
Regards
Mother
566) Hello Indian Tennis Player,
We all also believe like you do that you will be World Number 1 one day but we don't how small would be the world
then.
Regards
Reporter
My wife is a powerful public speaker, she always shouts at me before all the public.
Regards
Husband
568) Hello Son,
Life is very interesting, look around and you will find bonds, stocks, loans ..
Regards
Mr Patel
569) Hello Kasif,
I came to know that my wife is having an affair with the postman when the post office had no stamps left and my
son's 500 pages stamp book was full.
Regards
Jamil
570) Hello Son,
And so Shahryr married Sheharzade Kaur who was from Punjab and she told the same wedding story to Alif with
slight variation for 1001 nights and Shahryr went mad and died. Then Sheherzade and her brother Sheru Singh sold
his kingdom and migrated to a fantasy island called Bollywood.
Regards
Father
571) Hello Ramesh,
Mein meri biwi ko shaadi ke 5 saal pehle se jaanta tha aur es liye bidaai ke time par woh toh bilkool nahin royi par
mein aur mera khandaan fut fut ke roya.
Regards
Ganesh
572) Hello Raghu,
It is embarrassing for me to come to your house and give you anything because your business man father has not
paid taxes for the past 10 years. Now you may ask me what is the connection between Taxes and Santa, well the
answer is bad roads! Reindeer are not birds and they can't fly, we need good roads. Do you get it now? No gifts for
you! Your Dad brought this one on you!
Regards
Santa
573) Hello Stella,
I was seeing your Facebook profile in my workplace and they have warned me against seeing porn.
Regards
Robert
574) Hello Kanta,
She is a size zero; her mind was at that state already and the body followed.
Regards
Shanta
575) Hello Actor,
We are with you on this one, if you are scared to make a sci fi film again in India, even we Indians are scared that you
might make a sci fi film again.
Regards
Indian
576) Hello Son,
I found a lady in the old age and I have married her and I have also changed my will. You might have to look for an
apartment for yourself!Never f#$k around with your dad again!
Regards
Father (Old Age Home)
577) Happy Diwali,
Please don't leave your wife alone at home and go out to burst crackers with your friends. Blaming others doesn't
help!
Regards
Ravana
578) Hello Bete,
Jyada Soch Mat Kisi Bhi College Main Admission Le Le. Experience Se Bol Rahan Hoo Ki Tu Jo Shakl Leke Paida
Hua Hain Naa, Tujhe Women College Main Bhi Admission Lene Ke Baad Ladki Nahin Milegi!
Love
Father
579) Hello Patrakar Kishan,
Hum Se Panga Lega Toh Tu Nobody Ho Jayega , Police Ko Teri Body Bhi Nahin Milegi!
Regards
Don Paritosh Kurvekar (Mumbai - Hindu COlony)
580) Hello Sports Teacher,
Main Mota Hoon Par Esme Mera Fault Nahin Hain, Mera Baap Ek Sarkari Afsar Hain Aur Main Kitna Bhi Khau Woh
Bolta Hain "Bete, Etna Kam Kyun Khaya, Thodi Aur Jagah Hogi, Thusle Le Andar. Milta Hain Le Lene Ka".
Regards
Kundan Kumar Chandan
581) Hello Mrs Rustogi,
Mujhe Laga Ki Mera Bechara Beta Etna Bhari Bag Leke Roz School Jaata Hain Toh Maine Bag Se Kitabe Nikalne Ke
Liye
Bag Kholi Toh Dekha Andar Sirf Pathar Hain. Woh Mara Maari Ke Liye Roz Pathar Leke Jaata Tha!
Regards
Mrs Turneja
582) Hello Pinky,
Humare Ghar Mein Daare Doctor Hain Bas Degree Kisi Ke Paas Nahin Hain. Mere Pitaji Bolte Hain Ki Confidence is
required for everything and not degree. Aur Vaise Bhi Jab Health Minister Ki Degree Nahin Dekhi Jaati Toh Doctor Ki
Koi Kyun Dekhe?
Regards
Pankaj
583) Hello Teacher,
My son Altaf learnt English from late night cable movies and he doesn't know that we know that. So when he moans a
little after every word he is not being offensive to you in any way, he just thinks it's how it is pronounced.
Regards
Altaf's Father
584) Hello Madam,
Humare Colony Main Koi Mard Bewafa Hain Ki Nahin Mujhe Nahin Maloom Par Saare Bai-Wafa Hain.
Regards
Shantabai Kantabai Kashibai Pendhurkar Purandare (The Faminist Bai)
585) Hello Tamme,
Henna Par Etna Kharcha Mat Karo, Bal Safed Dikhe To Kya Hua, Joh Jawani Main Mukhri Dikhta Hain Woh
Budhape Main Dev Anand Nahin Dikh Sakta.
Regards
Jugnu
586) Hello Kanta,
Don't be his help, he knows a lot about beauty in spite of being born blind and I guess that is only possible if he is
feeling it by his hands.
Regards
Kundan Kumar Chandan
587) Daddy,
Hum Sab Ne Taali Bajana Bandh Kar Diya Par Bhi Raju Taali Bajata Raha Aur Baadme Hume Raju Ke Muh Se "Hay
Hay" Karke Sunai Diya.Thats the latest in the school.
Love
Purnamitra
588) Hello Teacher,
My son wrote the following sentence and it is not wrong - "My father is a strong man and my mother is a stronger
man", now we are allowed to adopt.Give him full marks.
Regards
Mother (Robert)
589) Hello Pankaj,
Sachin Ke Khilaaf Kuch Bola, Es Liye Maine Dambar (Tar) Main Litake Maara. Australia Ka Opening Batsman Tha
Aur West Indies Ka Umpire Hoke Lauta West Indies.
Regards
Gadar Singh Aloowale
I consider all the nation as my family and so as my family is so big it is but natural in order to support it I have to
amass so much wealth. Your reporters are so quick to blame!
Regards
Politician
591) Hello Actress,
Aap Shaadi Kay Baad Bhi Acting Karengi? Kahan Pe, Apne Ghar Mein Yaa Filmon Mein! Please clarify!
Regards
Sonu Bharati
592) Hello Actress,
Newspaper Main Chappe Pictures Ke Baad Bhi Agar Aap Kehte Ho Ki Aap Aur Humare Superstar Friends Hain Toh
Honeymoon Par Jaana Walah Har Shaadi Shuda Couple Bhi Friends Hain!
Regards
Gunjan
593) Hello Raj,
Nahin Main Ghar Chodke Nahin Bhaagi, Bhagte Waqt Main Ghar Ke Original Papers Leke Bhaagi Thi. Kitna Jhoot
Bolte Hain Log!
Regards
Simran
594) Hello Daughter,
Saas Bahu Ka Zhagda Kabhi Khatam Nahin Hota Aur Esliye Saas Bahu Serial Hote Hain Aur Saas Bahu Movies
Nahin. Movie Ko End Karna Padta , Serial Ko Nahin. So serials depict the truth!
Regards
Mother
595) Hello Rehman,
Jab Aunty Jawan Thi Woh Burkha Dalti Thi Aur Ab Uncle Burkha Dalte Hain Taaki Woh Aunty Se Chipe Rahen!
Regards
Jamil
596) Hello Pankaj,

Of Course! I love you, don't listen to them. There is no girl who can't fall in love with you after seeing your bank
balance.
Regards
Soni
597) Hello Mommy,
I love Havaladar Shunya Shunya Saat Bhonde (Mumbai Police) but he is saying that he will not be interested in me
till I get a boyfriend and preferably a Don. So romantic!
Love
Pranali Khujrekar
598) Hello Bete,
Main Marne Ke Baad Yahan Badalon Main Ghum Rahan Hoon Aur Maine Koi Aatma Nahin Dekhi. I won our bet ,
there is no such thing as soul.
Love
Daddy
599) Hello Husband,
Sorry Yaar, Maine Bhoot Ko Bhagane Ki Bajay Aapki Biwi Ko Ghar Se Bhaga Diya! Woh Main Confuse Ho Gaya
Tha! Mujhe Ek Baat Batayee Ki Aisi Biwi Hone Ke Baad Apko Bhoot Se Kya Problem Hain?
Regards
Tantrik
Maine Manglik Boy Lane Ko Bola Tha , Tumne Mangal Vaasi Bhej Diye. Mind you again!
Regards
Rose Jhootbole
601) Hello Boss,
We are planning to have a baby and if you don't let me go home early my wife will plan it with someone else. It's not
good to maintain that which you have not developed, you know that.
Regards
Bhulesh
I came home and I saw my wife sleeping peacefully with an electric bulb in her mouth. At that time I knew that there is
another man in her life and he is most probably my electrician. No wonder I never get any utility bills!
Regards
Ashok (now A Shock!)
603) Hello Deepak,
Before accepting or rejecting your proposal I want to ask you one thing out of curiosity, were you born the way you
are or did you accidently stray in to a nuclear testing site with a high level of radiation. You are nothing but an adult
miscarriage!
Regards
Dolly
604) Hello Kumud,
Woh Mujhe Bola Transport Company Ka Malik Hain. Aur Fir Mujhe Pata Chala Ki Bhadey Ka Truck Chalata Hain Aur
Uspe Likha Hain "Sukka Singh's Transport Company".
Regards
Komolina Chatterjee
605) Hello Superstar Singer,
I am your biggest fan when you don't sing!
Regards
Muneer
606) Hello Bete,
Maine Baal Dhoop Main Safed Nahin Kiye, Main Rakhee Sawant Ka Padosi Tha! I know what I am talking about it!
Regards
Father
607) Hello Ganesh,
My American wife asked me to cook Pao Bhaji and so I made pieces of bread and mixed fried onion in them. She
said that it doesn't look like the photos we see and I told her that she also doesn't like the photos we see. Jai Hind!
Regards
Raju Patel (got my green card!)
608) Hello Wife,
I went to see with my secretary because she is afraid of dark!
Regards
Husband
609) Hello Babloo,
Mujhe Ek Cheez Samajh Main Nahin Aati Ki Crime Karne Ke Baad Criminals Apna Desh Chodke Kyun Jaate Hain.
Yahan criminals ke liye etni secuirty hain joh kahi aur nahin milegi.
Yours
Shabbuddin (Vote for my party- Thenga Party) Tihar Jail
610) Hello Psychiatric,
Mere Maa Yaa Baap Een Donon Main Se Koi Bhi Ghussewala Nahin Hain Par Un Donon Ko Ek Doosre Ko Dekhke
Bahut Ghussa Atta Hain, Es Liye Shayad Se Mein Etna Tapa Hua Rehta Hu.
Regards
Raghav
611) Hello Babloo,

Pakki Sadak! Pakki Sadak! Tum Logon Ko Pakki Sadak Mil Gayee Naa Toh Tumhari Biwiyan Tumhe Chodkar Pakki
Bhagengi. Joh Mila Hain Usme Khush Rehna Seekhon!
Regards
Neta
612) Hello Raghuveer,
Sapney Saajan Ke Aur Kartoot Rajan Se! It's your neighbor Rajan!
Regards
Private Eye Nayan
613) Hello Balwant,
Meri Banduk Main Se Goliyan Jab Khatam Ho Gayi Toh Fir Main Dushman Ki Taraf Nihatta Dauda, Socha Ki Ek Do
Ko Leke Hi Marunga, Jab Mein Dushman Ke Kareeb Pahuncha Toh Ek Ne Kahan "Sahab Hum Hain, Aapka Chasma
Kahan Hain?" Aur Uske Baat Unhone Meri Ek Nahin Suni Aur Mujhe Fauj Se Nikal Diya!
Regards
Hoshiyar Singh
614) Hello Wife,
This time I really WISH that you would be with me here. That day our unit saw a Yeti and it reminded me of your
father.
Love
Subedar Gaflat (Siachin)
615) Hello Headquarters,
So you are saying that our Defense Minister has been kidnapped by terrorists.What's so urgent about this message?
Regards
Commandos
616) Hello Manish,
Tumhare 90 Saal Ke Baap Ke Zindagi Par Agar Bhagwan Assurance Dega Toh Bhi Hum Insurance Nahin Denge! Aa
Jaate Hain!
Regards
Apka Apna Insurance
617) Hello Ramesh,
I am really afraid, today the house owner looked at me and said to his friend "Security is beautiful". He doesn't know
that I am an English graduate and I work as a watchman only because I am not getting any job. They both have
invited me inside the house at night to put coal inside the fireplace. What should I do?
Regards
Balwant Appa
618) Hello Bhai,
Aap Natrajan Ko Dhamaki Na De To Hi Accha Hain, Woh Sab Ko 'Bai Ne Dhamaki Di, Bai Ne Dhamki Di' Karke Bolta
Hain. Aapka Gender Change Karega Woh!
Regards
Pakya
619) Hello Raqeek,
We love our leader so much that on the flag hoisting day, we also hoist him by his neck.
Regards
Jamil
620) Hello Student,
Our Intelligence Agency doesn't require an Intelligence Test to be passed in order to be selected. As our history
shows we have never discriminated anyone on the basis of his or her intelligence while giving promotions.
Regards
Intelligence Agency
I always knew that Tara's son was a studious boy. So everyone was surprised but I wasn't when he married his
teacher. Nowadays I don't see him that much, may be he has a lot of homework to do!
Regards
Rose Jhootbole
622) Hello Ganesh,
Rama slapped you because she married her student and the next day itself you stared at her and you asked her for
Group Tuition! You need to do something about your reputation!
Regards
Ramesh
623) Hello Tara,
No, my husband actually doesn't play any sports. He is a customs officer, many people get confused by the number
of photos we have of him with all these sport stars.
Regards
Shanti
624) Hello Albert,
Peechle Time Humane Ek Marwadi Company Ko Bola Ghar Par Santa Bhejon Toh Woh Marwadi Ne Wholesale Main
Toys Aur Kapade Khareed Ke Bacchon Mein Santa Through Baate. Humare Yahan Phir Doosre Din Saare Bacche
Ek Jaise Pink Shirt Aur Maroon Pant Mein Khelte Dikhayee Diye Aur Har Ek Haath Mein Tha Yo-Yo Tha.
Regards
Peter
625) Hello Chief,
Hume Turant Yeh Jagah Khali Karni Padegi, Maine Joh Dhamaki Bhari Chitti Police Ko Likhi Us Par Flow Mein Aake
From Address Bhi Likh Diya.
Regards
Pakya
626) Hello Ramesh,
You met her first time in 2010 and she has been visiting me regularly from 2007.
Regards
Bhupendra (Gynaecologist)
627) Hello Ganpat,
Ladkiyon Ko Sacchai Batane Ka Bhi Ek Tareeka Hota Hain Jaise Maine Apne Biwi Se Kahan "Tumhare Ankhoh Ka
Ras Peene Ke Pehle Main Charas Leta Tha" Aur Usne Kahan "How romantic!". Kuch sikh!
Regards
Chopra
628) Hello Albert,
We KhursiFy our Netas if they don't perform!
Regards
Michael (Nagaland)
629) Hi Private,
Then the enemy told me to face the wall and I told them I not going to make their country dirty by peeing on the wall.
They started laughing and one of them actually dropped me off at border saying that it is better for them if I am alive. I
still didn't get the joke though.
-Sergeant
630) Hello Ganesh,

The teacher thinks that we are interested in her Math and we boys know for sure we are interested in her stats.
Regards
Murugesh
The secret of our successful marriage with no fights is that we both love Katrina Kaif!
Regards
Husband
632) Hello Society Chairman,
Jab Se Sheik Sahab Ne Humare Upar Ke Floor Par Apartment Liya Tab Se Humare Yahan Paani Aana Bandh Ho
Gaya Tha. Fir Hume Pata Chala Ki Woh Apne Ghar Main 4 Unth Paal Rahan Hain. Wohi Mere Ko Laga Hi Tha Ki 4
Biwiyon Etni Lambi Kaise Ho Sakti Hain. Aap Action Lijiye!
Regards
Mansukh
633) Hello Voters,
Aap Doosron Ke Liye Vote Karenge Toh Aap Ke Bacche School Jayenge Aur Mere Liye Vote Karenge Toh School
Se Ayenge!
Aage Aapki Marzi!
Regards
Badam Bhai
634) Hello Police,
Main Sab Gaav Walon Ki Mann Ki Baat Janta Hoon Aur Es Liye Sab Ke Vote Bhi Maine Hi Daal Diye!
Regards
Badam Bhai
635) Hello Collector,
I kept on asking the lady Basanti the name of her beautiful horse and she said repeatedly "Don't Know","Don't
Know".. Then I arrested her for stealing the horse.To rescue her, came a mentally challenged man named Weeeru
who kept on talking about his poor dog who pees blood!
Regards
Stewart (Ramgarh British Resident)
636) Hello Vacation Habits Survey Committee,
Indians are not vacation deprived, they always work as if they are on a vacation, paid one.
Regards
Prabhu
637) Hello Nargis Fakhri,

If hot men mean nothing to you then you would be pleased to hear that hot men mean nothing to me either. Since we
have such a big thing in common I think we should meet.
Regards
Abhijeet Gotirkar
638) Hello Restaurant,
I have been a chef in many 5 stars hotels but unfortunately none of them is a 5 star anymore.
Regards
Applicant
My wife cracks jokes. That day I was eating dinner when she shouted "Khoon","Khoon" and when I rushed to her she
said "Bhari Mang Picture Laga Hain" and laughed. I want a divorce!
Regards
Bhargav
640) Hello Patient,
After looking at your photo I think that you have every right to be depressed. I am writing some medicines down and
they won't be of any use to use either, just stock them up and sell them when their price rises. That might cover up
the money you spent on my consultation.
Regards
Psychiatrist
641) Hello Jignesh,
Before marriage I could speak in a lot of languages but now I feel safe to communicate with others only in sign
language.
Regards
Murugesh
642) Hello Insurance Agent,
If you sell even one our policies honestly then I will agree that honesty is the best policy.
Regards
Supervisor
643) Hello God,
Adam and Eve seem to be enjoying after eating the apple and you are so pissed off. Who is a sadist here, tell me?
Regards
Satan
644) Hello Madam,
Aapka Pati Bina Dekhe Etni Saari Cheezen Karta Hain Ki Main Kehti Hoon Ki Woh Ek Genius Hain Yaa Fir Meri
Body Mein Usko Har Cheez Ki Parchai Dikhayee Deti Hain.
Regards
Shantabai
645) Hello Ramesh Mrundanganarayanan,
You should keep your last name as the password.
Regards
System Admin
646) Hello Professor,
I have invented a potion which if a person drinks then he speaks what he has in mind and you drank it unknowingly. I
would advise you to teach at an all boys college.
Regards
Kasim Ruhela
647) Hello Rakesh,
My neighbor was such a serious guy that he used to kill comedians. The cops found that funny though and that's how
he was never booked for any serious offense.
Regards
Heera
648) Hello Murugesh,
We need people like our building secretary Mr Mrudung as Defence Minister, when he found the watchman
smooching his wife outside his apartment door he shouted "Ramsingh, Neeche Security Ka Cabin Ko Khali
Chodke Tu Upar Kyun Aaya?"
Regards
Ganesh
649) Hello Rakesh,
Everyone always keeps on asking me about girls!
Regards
Mr Pimple (Mumbai)
650) Hello Police,
Yeh Neta Pacchis Paise Ka Coin Se Gala Choke Hone Ke Vajah Se Mar Gaya Aur Hume Enka Naam Guiness Book
Mein Dalna
Chahiye Kyunki Yeh Pehla Neta Hoga Joh Paisa Khane Se Mar Gaya!
Regards
Ayush (Forensics)
651) Hello Manish,
My 13 year old neighbor Maria wrote on her father's facebook profile wall, "Happy Birthday Daddy , ... may all that
opposes you be destroyed" and the next day the police came to arrest her because her father belongs to the ruling
party and so the opposition leader considered the statement as a personal attack on him.
Regards
Kujesh
652) Hello Censor Board of India,
Can you please also moderate everything that we post on Facebook in India? I want to thank you for giving us the
pleasure of watching love stories with happy endings for the past 65 years and if you moderate all our social
networking sites then people will only express one emotion and that is love and the world would be a much better
place!
Regards
Kunal Joshi (Homework Assignment - Class 7)
653) Hello Inspector Gawde,

Our Police is going to hire a few people who can read sign language so that if people who are mute post something
on Facebook then appropriate action can be taken.
Regards
Inspector Tayade
654) Hello Judge,
Finally FACEBOOK is a BOOK as the name itself suggests and we can't allow people to write slander in a book. We
want people to read good books and so these people who posted
their opinions which are contrary to the belief of my client are guilty of promoting communal disharmony.
Regards
Ram Singh (Lawyer)
655) Hello Rajini,
Raju Ne Neta Ko Facebook Par Gaaliyan Di , Police Ne Usko Ek Din Ke Liye Hawalat Mein Rakha Aur Woh Famous
Ho Gaya. Aur
Humare Ees Every Subject Topper Ko Aaj 4 Girlfriends Hain. Hum Bhi Kuch Likhte Hain Chalo ..
Regards
Pinky
656) Hello Kamala,
The bank is offering a new high interest savings account for the parents who want to save money for anticipatory bail
of their
children. We should divert some part of the money that we have kept aside for education in to this account. The only
catch
is that the money can be only withdrawn for an anticipatory bail. I am sure that the bank will be broke paying so many
people.
Regards
Kamlesh
657) Hello Wife,
Main Aur Mera Bhai Raju Bachpan Main Chor Police Khelte The, Kabhi Main Chor Aur Kabhi Woh Police Toh Kabhi
Woh Chor Aur Kabhi Main Police. Aur Dekho Naa Aaj Kal Kabhi Main Sarkar Banata Hoon Aur Woh Opposition Main
Rehta Hain Aur Kabhi Main Opposition Mein Rehta Hoon Aur Woh Sarkar Banta Hain. It is so funny!
Regards
Uday
658) Hello Government,
The contents of our 'Assorted Samshan Special' are a secret and we won't disclose the recipe either. All the
ingredients
are natural and no animal or plant has been harmed in making the dish.
Regards
Aghori Hotel (Kali Basti, Shaitan Nagar)
659) Hello Tenant,
Bhoot Hain, Bhoot Hain Karke Pakao Maat! Ek Beechari Aurat Jiski Gardan Kati Hui Hain Agar Woh Ghoom Rahein
Hain Toh Kya Farak Padata Hain. Woh Dekh Nahin Sakti, Sun Nahin Sakti Aur Most Important Bol Nahin Sakti Aisi
Aurat Tumhara Kya Bigadegi. Uske Muqable Main Aapko Apni Biwi Se Darna Chahiye.
Regards
Owner
660) Hello Don,
Police Ko Mera Resume Mila Aur Uske Basis Par Abhi Merey Pe Case Chal Rahan Hain. Yeh Desh Professional
Logon Ke Liye Nahin Hain!
Regards
Pakya
661) Hello Computer Programmer,
Let me explain to you in your language, when you are uploading a file on to the server and then while uploading is
going on and you think it is not and then you impatiently try to upload the same one again then on the server there
can be two identical files with slightly different names. Something like this in our field leads to twins.
Regards
Doctor
662) Hello Praveen,
Let us hand over video camera to Ajith so that we won't have to edit the tape later to remove him from it.
Regards
Aslam
663) Hello Ramesh,
You should always do more for your spouse than she does for you, my wife always wants to frame my photo and I
always want to frame and garland it.
Regards
Rakesh
664) Hello Altaf,
People don't appreciate my sense of humor, Muskaan asked me my Zip Code and I said she just needs to say
"Honey" for unzipping. They fired me.
Regards
Aslam
665) Hello Teacher,

I submitted a blank answer sheet and you gave no marks and that is the problem with our society, we don't
appreciate honesty and integrity. My brain went blank after seeing the question paper and I projected the same, that's
honesty.
Regards
Vasudev
666) Hello UN,
India and Pakistan are so friendly to each other that we even print each other's passport and currency without being
asked to do so.
Regards
Mithu
667) Hello Teacher,
Are you ready for the answer? Do you want to hear the truth? The rich in our country are so averse to donating to
poor people because we don't inculcate charity as a valued attribute in them when they are children. You and me can
change this, right here and right now. Please tell everyone who has passed to donate a few marks to me so that I
don't fail in all subjects.
Regards
Raju
668) Hello Journalist,
The true is that I never took any acting classes, it is quite natural for me to act and everyone and especially every
boyfriend of mine said that I was just acting every minute of my life and that is how much acting is in me. I never
wanted to be a part of Bollywood but then one day I just happened to be in some director's office and he signed me
up for his next movie. That I am another cousin sister of Priyanka Chopra is just a coincidence, no big deal, every
person is related to someone succesfull in some way or the other!
Regards
Chandini Chopra
669) Hello Son,
I saw the shoes you always wanted to have and decided not to buy them though I could buy at least 10 such pairs.
Now you know, who runs the show in the house. And yes I bought all items in the secret wishlist of your sister. Poor
you! I would have loved to see your face while you are reading this but there is always a next time!
Love
Father
670) Hello Husband,
Either I will shop for something or hop to someone. Your choice!
Regards
Wife
671) Hello Indian Cow,
Why can't Americans express their gratitude to us on Thanksgiving the same way the Indians express theirs to you?
This is something Americans should learn from India. Revere us!
Regards
American Turkey
672) Hello Tunde Turkey,
Saala, Meri Dayee Aankh Fadak Rahi Hain, Jaroor Kuch Hone Wala Hain! Israel Palestine Ka Kuch Major Jhol Hone
Wala Hoinga Kal!
Regards
Bunde Turkey (A day before Thanksgiving)
My birthday is the day after Thanksgiving, so I would advise you to send your gift through Fedex Overnight. I would
prefer something which can take 10 pounds and fly and preferably not made in Russia. Thanks.
Regards
American Turkey
I was once roaming near a prison and I met an Indian man who said that he is also a "Tharki" and he hugged me and
then started touching me rather inappropriately. I showed him my ring but he could care less. Somehow I escaped
and let me tell you that if this is how turkeys/tharkis in your country are then you should have a Thanksgiving every
day.
Regards
Bunde Turkey
How much did you pay to become this revered animal? I know everything works on bribe in India.
Regards
Tunde Turkey
Happy Thanksgiving! I felt the same way you are feeling NOW when you said "Happy Eid" greetings to me!
Regards
Ismail Bakra (Hyderabad)
I love children too but then again when a small girl looks in her mother's eyes and then points her finger to you and
says "Mommy, please I want HIM for Thanksgiving", I really wish there was a Pied Piper on every street.
Regards
Bunde Turkey
Thanksgiving is state sponsored terrorism on turkeys! And then talk about war on terror!
Regards
Bunde Turkey
679) Hello Kareena Kapoor,
Please help me be size zero in 30 days, it's Thanksgiving after that!
Regards
Tunde Turkey
680) Hello Savitri Cow!
These American men really know how to excite ladies, our American guest looked at me and said "Tasty". I felt
something in my body, I can't really tell you the sensation.
Regards
Kaveri Cow
We organize costume party for hens on Thanksgiving and provide them turkey costumes and feathers for free. The
judges are the village farmers.
Regards
Bunde Turkey
I read Mahatma Gandhi's autobiography which you had sent and then I told my fellow turkeys to protest peacefully by
not gobbling and we fasted for about 10 days before Thanksgiving and we won. The humans didn't take even one of
us. Wow! Fat cow , you can also try fasting for a change.
Regards
Bunde Turkey
683) Hello Madam,
Arre Bhai Home Mere Baap Ka Hain Toh Homework Main Kyun Karu? Es Liye Usne Kiya!
Regards
Majnu Bihari
684) Hello Dentist,
Fees Le Rahan Hain Yaa Dahej!

Regards
Badam Bhai
685) Hello Sir,
Agar Ladkon Ki Running Race Hain Toh Sabke Aage Bhagta Hoon Aur Agar Ladkiyon Ki Race Ho Rahi Hain Toh
Sabke Peeche. Naam Hain Romeo Mathur, Asli Naam Bhi Romeo Mathur.
Regards
Romeo Mathur
686) Hello Ramesh,
Tumne Kahan Tha Ki Tumhare Pitaji Din Bhar Bhagwan Ka Naam Lete Hain, Uss Din Maine Unko Mandir Ke Bahar
Raam Ke Naam Par Bhik Mangte Dekha.
Regards
Roopa
687) Hello Neighbors,
Our nuclear weapons are are so safe that those can be activated only by retinal scan of Dawood and he is no where
to be found. So stop worrying!
Regards
Neighboring Country
688) Hello Punjabi Aunty,
I know that writing this letter doesn't make sense because you are so self reliant that you only listen to your own
thoughts. My son who thinks like his mother came to me and said it is raining and after looking out I also ran out with
my son to play in the rain. Then I saw that it is raining only a few feet from my balcony and that rain is due to the
clothes that you keep for drying on the ropes. Now I know that if I request you to stop that you will do it more , all I ask
is that if you planning to do this for a good amount of time can I plant some rose plants below. Do reply, I have some
free tickets of the latest Yash Chopra(RIP) movie.
Regards
Som Sunder
689) Hello Deepak,
Ramesh Ki Biwi Air Hostess Hain Aur Jab Main Uske Ghar Par Gaya Woh Boli "Aap Uss Seat Par Baitheye Aur
BUTTON Dabate Hi Mein Aaa Jaungi"
Regards
Chirag Patel
690) Hello Ant Eater Bhakshak,
You should eat termites instead of ants because termites are traitors, they destroy the house that they are staying in.
Go get them!
Regards
Antulay Ant
691) Hello Chokelal Pupetters,
When are you going to start the promised 'Advanced Ventriloquism' classes, nowadays my wife has started looking at
me when her dead mother's portrait talks.
Regards
Chimni Rao
Agar Maine Aapki Baat Maani, Ki Saare Acche Kaam Din Main Hote Hain Aur Saare Bure Kaam Raat Main Hote
Hain Toh Fir Suhaag Din Main Honi Chahihe Aur Naa Ki Raat.
Regards
Advocate Prabhu Paranspe
693) Hello Leader,
You are in our hearts too, especially when my dog barks at me your image comes in front of my eyes.
Regards
Azim
694) Hello Raju,
Getting a beautiful wife is a matter of fate, but feeling and believing that your wife is Priyanka Chopra just requires an
appointment.
Regards
Muneer Ali (Hypnotist)
695) Bete Raju,
Aaj Kal Ke Tum Naujawan Useless Ho, Humare Time Pe Hum Haaton Se Football Khela Karte The, Haaton Se.
Regards
Dadaaji
696) Hello Postman,
If you dare touch the computer without my permission to keep the damn email, I will kill you! We have a box outside
the house and everything goes inside it! Next time I check my email I don't want to see any message inside it.
Regards
Butch (Texas)
697) Hello Leader,

Why don't you send the people taking census to our neighboring country also? By that way we can have a better
estimate of our population today and after 5 years.
Regards
Citizen
Dry Day! Sir, someday may be a car would be able to run on water but a bar can never run on water.
Regards
Bar Owner
699) Hello Dinesh,
Our intelligence agency is the most intelligent in the world because the agents party and still draw their full salaries. I
am sure other agencies have to work.
Regards
Pumchin
700) Hello Ramesh,
I told my son that if he cries anymore then I am going to throw the TV out and he started crying even more. Damn! I
can't believe that children can be so dumb! This job is difficult!
Regards
Stay Home Dad

701) Hello Mohsin,
I bought a lot of self help books and now I need financial help.
Regards
Rehman
702) Hello Raghav,
After being dumped by so many women I think that the word MANKIND makes sense now because women are not
kind, at least not to me.
Regards
Bubloo
703) Hello Doctor,
My son has suicidal tendencies, the other day he was talking of starting his business in partnership with Patel. Help
us!
Regards
Mrs Mumbaikar
Before marriage she told me that she liked meeting new people and now I know that when she said people she only
meant men!
Regards
Husband
705) Anthony Ka Addaa
Logon Ko Peene Ka Paani Es Liye Nahin Milta Kyun Ki Saale Tu Har Daru Ki Bottle Main Aadha Bottle Paani Dalta
Hain. Samajh Ke Dushman!
Bevdaa
706) Hello RSS Leader Sunderson,
Aap Ekdum Sahi Bolte Ho Ki Aurat Ka Charitra Uske Kapdon Se Pata Chalta Hain, Humari Colony Ki Aurat
Chikamma Apne Pati Ke Liye Naye Kapade Pehenti Hain Aur Apne Benaam Yaar Ke Purane Kapade Utarti Hain.
Kya Aap Chikamma Ko Jaante Ho?
Regards
Pongappa
707) Hello Farmer Sakharam,

No, we don't sell fertilizers or seeds for land. Just asking, do you have a happy married life?
Regards
Dr Ved (Fertility Clinic)
708) Hello Father,
Apko Joh Mere Kitaab Mein Se Pachaas Priyanka Chopra Ke Photo Mile Woh Aaap Mujhe Wapas Dijiye. Aap Joh
Kar Rahen Ho Woh Illegal Hain, Merey Teacher Ne Kahan Tha Ki Subah Aur Raat Ko Kuch Acchi Cheez Ke Barey
Mein Socho Toh Din Aaccha Hoga Aur Es Liye Woh Photos Main Rakhein The. Aap Mere Liye Good Thoughts
Define Nahin Kar Sakte, Agar Aapko Acche Thought Chahiye Toh Asha Parekh Ke Photos Mangata Hoon. Photos
Wapas Do.
Love
Yakub
709) Hello Mother,
The Chinese stall is selling Pav Bhaji as Chinese food and I told them that just because a Chinese cooking any dish it
doesn't become a Chinese dish. Then they showed me some old recipe books in Chinese saying that all Indian food
is from China and orginated in South Chinese port city of Kanyakumari.
Regards
Mannu (Arunachal Pradesh)
710) Hello Mother,
My friend Deng told me that not only do Chinese love their own country but they also love their neighboring countries
and so out of love they sometimes blur the boundaries to make them all look like a part of China.
Regards
Mannu (Arunachal Pradesh)
711) Hello UN,
In Kashmir, the people of the state, India and Pakistan because of the weather have tendency to be out of control and
so there is a 'Line of Control'.
Regards
Prabhu
712) Hello Ramesh,
Ladki Bahut Bade Pujari Khandaan Se Hain Aur Ladka Jaane Pehchane Bhikari Khandaan Se. Donon Ne Hi Bahut
'Paisa' Dekha Hain Bachpan Se, Es Liye Woh Compatible Hain.
Regards
Birju
713) Hello UN,

Indians and Chinese are very close to each other and their soldiers are coming even more close to each other on the
border now.
Regards
Ko Nuru(Correspondent - WSJ)
714) Hello UN,
India has a government elected by the people which doesn't listen to them and China has a government not elected
by the people but always listens to them, through surveillance.
Regards
Sandeep Kumar
715) Hello Pushpak,
So your complaint is that your wife doesn't appreciate you sense of humor! Just see a few Chinese comedy movies
and you will think that your wife is as funny as Johnny Lever, if not more.
Regards
Mantri (Psychologist)
716) Hello Tourist,
Yes, desis do belong to different religions, castes, creeds etc but they also follow common practices like corruption,
misuse of public services, tax evasion, dowry etc and that in a way brings unity in diversity. Also practice makes one
perfect and we have perfected all this by now.
Regards
Babu Udaas (Eternal Pessimist)
717) Hello Raghu,
You should feel good about yourself sometimes as no one feels good about you anytime.
Regards
Bhola
718) Hello Padmini,
I can tolerate your blank face because it reminds me of your rich father's blank cheque.
Regards
Pushpak
719) Hello Taufeeq,
Yaar Ek Shayari Kehta Hoon, Yaar Galat Mat Samajhna , Tumhe Kasam Hain Khuda Ki!
Chachi Jitni Sweet Hain
Chacha Utna Dheeth Hain
Chachi Dil Ka Map Hain
Chacha Generation Gap Hain
Chachi Karti Pyar Sabse
Maange Hum Bhi Dua Rab Se
Allah Ko Pyare Ho Jaaye Chacha
Eesee Umeed Main Hain Hum Zinda!
Na Jaane Kab Se
Regards
Rehman
720) Hello Aslam,
"Khudka Mat Dekho, Doosre Ka Bhi Kabhi Kabhi Dekhlo Lo" Kehne Wale Mere Rahim Chacha Doosre Ke Biwi Ke
Saath Aaj Bhaag Gaye.
Regards
Rehman
721) Hello Sundri,
Fast Song Pe Slow Dance Aur Slow Song Pe Fast Dance Karne Wale Ko Pata Hain Log Kya Bolte Hain? Mera Pati!
Regards
Kamini
Mujhe Turant Pata Chala Ki Kutta Aap Ka Hain, Aap Bhi Na Jaane Kahan Se Hum Shakal Leke Aate Hain!
Regards
Bholu
723) Hello Western Tourist,
We love to talk that's why we have call centers and Chinese love to work and that's why they have industries. You
love to do nothing and soon you will have nothing.
Regards
Purshottam
724) Hello Raju,
Pyar Andha Nahin, Hota Andhe Pyar Karte Hain Aur Jinko Andhera Accha Lagata Hain Woh Shaadi Bhi Karte Hain.
Mere Galti Se Kuch Bhi Accha Nahin Hua, Tum Mat Dohrana!
Love
Father
725) Hello Pushpak,
North East Kahan Aata Hain? Well India Ke North East Main Aata Hain Aur Agar Aap Log Aisa Hi Puchhte Rahein
Toh Ek Din China Ke South East Main Ayega! Jaahil Log.
Regards
Mary (Kohima- Nagaland)
726) Dear Son,
Women look for compatibility while marrying, your Mom was broke and I had inherited a lot of money and so she felt
compatible to me and we got married.
Love
Father
727) Hello Terrorist,
I need company in my workplace and we have similar standards for job satisfaction and so we will get along very
well. I am calling you up pretty soon. Hang on!
Regards
Yumdoot
728) Hello Sakharam,
I can tolerate corruption,poverty and even terrorist attack but when someone writes anything negative about me
on Facebook, I just can't take it! Tell me Sakharam , what right does anyone have to tarnish someone's reputation,
we have
do so much for the nation and what is this nation doing to us? Answer me!
Regards
Neta Badam Bhai
729) Hello Deepak,
Neta Ko Kidnap Karna Toh Easy Hain Magar Chudane Ke Paise Kuan Dega? Kisi Aur Ko Kidnap Karte Hain!
Regards
Suleiman
730) Hello People,
Aap Toh Aise Chilla Rahein Ho Jaise Hum 2 Lakh Bacche Se Mang Rahein Hain. Hume Pata Hain Ki 4 Saal Ka
Bacha 2 Lakh Kahan Se Layega. Hum Es Liye Parents Se Admission Fees Mang Rahein Hain. Humare Yahan
Foreign Countries Ke Teachers Hain Jaise Iran, Bosnia, Palestine,Somalia etc Woh Bahut Kuch Sikha Sakte Hain.
Regards
Jamble (School Principal)
731) Hello Parents,
India Ko Mushkil Se Koi Sports Medal Milta Hain Aur Es Liye Humare School Main Playground Nahin Hain. When
there is no scope in sports then why waste time playing?
Regards
732) Hello Parents,
Humari English Teacher Mrs Pandey English Ko Hindi Main Padhati Hain Taaki Bacche Easily Samjhe Aur Aap
Complaint Karte Ho. Ho Kya Gaya Hain Apko?
Regards
733) Hello Parents,
Humari History Teacher Mrs Turneja Generally Coma Main Rehti Hain Par 115 years old Hone Ke Wajah Se History
Bahut Accha Padati Hain.Court Main Bhi Eyewitness Ke Gawahi Par Bharosa Rakha Jaata Hain Aur Mrs Turneja Se
Bada Eyewitness History Ke Liye Nahin Milega.
Regards
734) Hello Parents,
Humara PT Teacher Dafnaan 300 pound Ka Hain Aur Main Kehta Hoon Ki Usse Jyada Exercise Ke Liye Motivated
Aadmi Nahin Mil Sakta. Bacche Usko Dekhke Ya Uska Haal Dekhke Exercise Karenge. Yeh Hain Humara Plan.
Regards
735) Hello Parents,
Humare School Main Fail Toh Koi Nahin Hota Aur First Ranker Voting Se Elect Hota Hain, Esse Jhagde Kum Hote
Hain Aur Teachers Partiality Nahin Kar Paate.
Regards

736) Hello Parents,
Humara Chowkidaar Ex Policeman Hain Woh Jaise Hi Kisi Bhi Bahar Ke Aadmi Ko School Ke Paas Dekhta Hain
Usse Bina Koi Sawal Puche Lathi Se Maarne Lag Jata Hain. Our school is very safe!
Regards
737) Hello Parents,
Ek Baar Mrs Iyer Ke Pati Ne Supermarket Main Thode Jyada Paise Diye Toh Unhone Kahan "How could not multiple
2 Masala Packets of 49 Rs and add a 7% tax to it and subtract the total from the 500 that I gave you? I am giving you
a divorce right now" Aur Divorce De Diya. She is our Math Teacher, Un Se Jyada Dedicated Aurat Apko Nahin
Milega.
Regards
Jamble (School Teacher)
738)Hello Parents,
Indian Culture Par Lecture Dene Ke Liye Hume Khaas China Se Mr Deng Yu Ko Bulana Padta Hain Kyunki India
Main Indian Culture Study Karne Wala Koi Mila Hi Nahin. Mr Deng Yu Ko Chinese Government Khaas Hume
Samajhne Aur Samjhane Ke Liye Niyukt Kiya Hain.
Regards
739) Hello Parents,
Humari Dance Teacher Item Songs Sikhati Hain Toh Usme Bura Kya Hain? Log Aajkal Item Songs Hi Dekhte Hain
Aur Sahi Baat Bhi Hain, Agar Shaadi Kisi Item Se Na Ho Sake Toh Item Song Hi Dekh Lo.
Regards
740) Hello Parents,
Humare Yahan Communication Course Ke Liye Do Teachers Hain, Ek Hain Mrs Parminder Kaur Joh Non Stop
Unlimited Hours Unchi Awaaz Main Baat Kar Sakti Hain Woh Indian Communication Sikhati Hain, Ek Hain England
Ki Mrs Stevenson Jiske Sarcastic Remarks Se Tang Aakar Uske Saaton Patiyon Ne Khud Khushi Ki Thi (Original 7
Khoon Maaf) Woh Western Communication Sikhati Hain. We have the best, your children will get whatever they want
through communication.
Regards
741) Hello Parents,
Beef Kabab Ke Khilaaf Humne Aaj Tak History Main Kisi Gay Ko Object Karte Nahin Dekha Toh Aap Kyun Object
Kar Rahein Ho. Aapko Nahin Khana Hain Toh Mat Khao Aur Bacchon Ko Bolo Ki Woh Bilkul Naa Khaye , Fir Dekho
Kya Hota Hain!
Regards
Jamble (School Parents)
742) Hello Raju Ke Papa,
Agar Raju 15 Saal Ka Hain Toh Woh Sholay Picture Ke First Show Par Kaise Tha! Usne Mujhe Patale Amjad Khan
Ke Saath Nikala Photo Dikhaya. Admission Ke 10 lakh Honge!
Regards
743) Hello Raju Aur Pinky Ke Parents,
Poora Class Dhoop Main Picnic Maana Rahan Tha Aur Raju Aur Pinky Ped Ki Chaav Main.
Regards
Murtaza Alam (Sports Sir)
744) Hello Parents,
Mogra Bai Ka Previous Occupation Hum Nahin Bata Sakte, Sorry Confidential Hain. Par Etna Kehta Hoon Usse
Jyada Accha Biology Koi Nahin Sikha Sakta. And also all the boys voted her the best teacher.
Regards
Jamble (School Teacher)
745) Hello Parents,
Humare Physics Teacher Mr Gaitonde Ke Baal Toh Dekho, Bilkul Einstien Jaise Hain. Arre Jiske Baal Bilkul Einstein
Jaise Ho Uska Dimaag Bhi Einstien Jaisa Hi Hoga Naa!
Regards
746) Hello Raju,
Humne Toh Tumhare Mata Pita Ko Admission Ke Waqt Hi Kahan Tha Ki Admission Ke Paanch Lakh Aur Degree Ke
Dus Par Tumhare Mata Pita Ne Paisa Bachane Ka Socha Aur Sirf Admission Ke Paise Diye, Aur Dekho Naa Aaj
Tum Keval Ek Mark SePaas Hote Hote Reh Gaye. So sad! Maa Baap Ko Humesha Education Ke Saamne Paisa
Nahin Dekhna Chahiye. Abhi Bhi Waqt Hain Bulao Mummy Daddy Ko School!
Regards
747) Hello Party Member,
Bharat Ka Aam Aadmi Ab Aam Aadmi Nahin Hain Balki Choosa Hua Aam Hain. Aur Choose Hue Aam Gutliyon Ke
Daam
Milte Hain, Eesliye Kahavat Hain "Aam Ke Aam Gutliyon Ke Daam". Samjhe Kuch, Paiso Do Aur Vote Lo.
Regards
Neta Badam Bhai

748) Hello Guddu,
Talaash Picture Dekhne Ke Baad Main Usko Talaash Rahan Hoon Jisne Mujhe Talaash Picture Ka Ticket Becha.
Regards
Dinesh
749) Hello Sexologist,
Shaadi Ke Pehle "Kuch Kuch Hota Hain" Ab "Kuch Bhi Nahin Hota". Appointment Kab Ki Le?
Regards
Mr and Mrs Kavalia
750) Hello Parents,
Humare Humanities Ke Teacher Mr Khan Pushtu Medium Main Padhe Hain Aur Woh Bhi Kandahar Se Es Liye
Kabhi Kabhi Unke Muh Se Galti Se Slit of Tongue Se Pashtu Words Nikalte Hain Jaise Ki Kaafir, Grenade, Stinger ...
Magar Woh Dil Ke Bade Acche Hain Aur Jabaan Ke Sacche.
Regards
751) Hello Restaurant Owner,
Sir, Aapne Mera Application Reject Kiya Kyunki Main Jail Main Khana Banata Hoon. Ek Baat Aapko Batau Jail Main
Bhai Aur Netaon Ke Liye Khana Banata Tha Aur Unko 5 Star Hotel Se Accha Khana Mangta Hain! Ab Tum Mujhe
Accept Karo Varna Either Bhai Call Karega Yaa Government File Kholega. Aage Aapki Marzi?
Regards
Dhondu (Jail Cook - aka Cook for Crooks)
752) Hello Raju,
4th Standard Paas Kiye Bina 10th Standard Ki Degree Maangte Ho, Yeh Koi Indian Politics Nahin Hain Ki Grassroot
Pe Kaam Kiya Nahin Aur Direct Prime Minister Ban Gaaye.
Regards
Mrs Vyomkesh
753) Hello Madam,
Agar Aapka Profile Photo Asli Hain Toh Fir Priyanka Chopra Nakli Lagati Hoyegi.
Regards
Vishnu Chembur
754) Hello Patient Ki Biwi,

Operation Complicated Hain Magar Humara Hospital Usse 5 Minute Karega Kyunki Humara Doctor Japan Ka Hain.
Regards
Dr Asif Ali
Tera Jo Nayan Film Hain Woh Magnum Opus Nahin Hain, Magnum Popat Hain. Saala 20 Crore Main Sea Facing
Flat Aata Tha, Tumko Nahin Chahihe Toh Mereko Do.
Regards
Hari Bhau
756) Hello Talaash Picture Ke ....,
Sir Main Suspense Bolke Aapko Hi Bachaa Rahan Hoon,Dekhiye Agar Main Suspense Bolunga Toh Log Mujhe Bura
Bolenge Aur Agar Picture Ke End Main Unko Pata Chala Toh Frustration Main Aapki ....
Regards
Hassan Albela
Yeh Desh Hi Gadbad Hain, Aamir Khan Saare Khanon Main Sabse Gareeb Hain.
Regards
Bollywood Reporter Namkeen
758) Hello Raju,
Mere Baap Ko Aaj Promotion Nahin Mila Toh Aisa Muh Karke Ghar Aaya Jaise Ki World Cup Haara Ho! Maine
Kahan 'Daddy Cheer Up!', Toh Woh Bola 'Chup Be Padosi Ki Aulad', Toh Main Gaya Pados Main Aur Rahim
Pahelwan Ko Daddy Bola, Toh Usne Sab Sunne Ke Baad Merey Baap Ki Li. Tu Master Ko Bol Ghar Pe Aake Mujhe
Chudane Ko Merey Ko Ghar Main Umar Qaid Diya Hain Baap Ne Do Din Se.
Regards
Jamil
759) Hello Rehman,
Meri Maa Khana Nahin Banati, Khane Ki Shakl Ka Zeher Banati Hain, Tu Master Ko Bol Merey Ko Khana Dega To
Main School Ayega.
Regards
Jamil
760) Hello Rehman,
Main Bhi Mahatma Gandhiji Se Inspire Hoke Non Violence Ko Gale Lageka Eid Ke Din Bakra Kaatne Ki Jagah Logon
Ki Maine Jeb Kaati.Aaja Biryani Khilata Hoon!
Regards
Jamil
761) Hello Altaf,
Jab Shakal Aamlet Ki Ho Toh Kaam Waiter Ka Karo, Tip Acchi Milti Hain. Samjhe!
Regards
Jamil
762) Hello Rehman,
Padhai Likhai Ko Log Ek Saath Group Karte Hain Toh Maa Kasam Mujhe Ghussa Aata Hain! Joh Teacher Board Pe
Likhti Hain Woh Saala Hum Nahin Padh Pata Aur Joh Hum Aapne Kitabon Mein Love Letter Likhte Woh Teacher
Padhna Nahin Chahti!Dekho Naa Kaise Two Separate Cheezen Hain, Padhana Aur Likhana!
Regards
Jamil
763) Hello Shetty,
Mereko Naa Filmon Main Jaana Hain! Real Life Main Bahut Shooting Dekhi Abhi Cinema Shooting Main Bhaag Lena
Chahta Hoon!
Regards
Don
764) Hello Rehman,
Abba Bole LIC Agent Bano Toh Maine Kahan Ki 'LIC Ka Matlab, Last Insult to Common Sense Hota Hain Kya?' Toh
Abba Marne Lag Gaye. Maine Kahan 'Islam Is A Religion Of Peace' Tab Jaake Shant Hue!
Regards
Jamil
765) Hello Rehman,
Woh Bangladesh Ka Mohsin Yaar, Maina Kahan "Thodisi Saavdhani Zindagi Bhar Aassami" Toh Ghusse Se Mujhe
Gaali Dene Laga Gaya! Yaar Sense of Humor Rakho!
Regards
Jamil
766) Hello Rehman,
Tereko Pata Hain Jurassic Park Main Kis Janwaar Ki Kami Thi - Teri!
Regards
Jamil
767) Hello Rehman,

Merese Pucha 'Shia Ho Yaa Sunni?, Maine Bollywood Eshtyle Mein Kahan "Shia Ho Ya Sunni, Sabko Pasand Hain
Munni". Saale Donon Groups Ne Pakad Ke Maara, Chalo Kabhi Toh Unite Hue Momin!
Regards
Jamil
768) Hello Rehman,
Padosi Mulkh Ke Log Miley The, Mereko Bole 'Bum Chahiye Yaa Gun?', Maine Kahan 'No Thank You, School Main
Chaku Se Kaam Chal Jaata Hain'!
Regards
Jamil
769) Hello Rehman,
Mujhe Neta Bihari Mila Aur Bola Ki "Mujhe Musalman Bhaiyon Ki Chinta Hain", Maine Kahan "Tu Aise Bina
Protection Ke Humare Basti Main Aaya Toh Mujhe Teri Chinta Hogi".
Regards
Jamil
770) Hello Ganesh,
India Main Pagalpan Hain Aur USA Main Akelapan. Bahut Jyada Pagal Ho Gaye Toh Log Akela Chodh Dete Hain
Aur Bahut Jyada Akele Ho Gaye Toh Pagal Ho Jaate Ho! Es Liye Balance Ke Liye Tu Dubai Jaa!
Regards
Jamil
771) Hello Rehman,
Badkari Sahab Ne Kahan "Bete Jamil, Tu Sabse Hosiyaar Musalmaan Ho' Toh Maine Kahan ' Aap Bawood Se Nahin
Mile Who Sahi Direction Mein Bheja Lagate Toh Vivekanand Jaise Kartab Dikhate' Aur Phir Sahab Ne Mera
Statement Copy Kiye! Haal Dekha, Allah Sab Dekhta Hain.
Regards
Jamil
772) Hello Rehman,
Bhoot Bulane Mein Problem Nahin Hain Par Jitna Maine Ram Gopal Varma Jee Ki Picture Mein Dekha Hain Ki Bhoot
Aata Humare Marzi Se Hain Par Jaata Uske Marzi Se. Aur Fir Teri Shakl Kisi Bhoot Se Kam Nahin Hain, Tu Bhootni
Bula!
Regards
Jamil
773) Hello Rehman,
Teri Shakal Aisi Hain Naa Ki Tere Ko Kasai Ki Ladki Bhi Boti Nahin Degi. 18 Saal Ka Hote Hi Shaadi Kar Lena!
Regards
Jamil
774) Hello Seth,
Tu Apni Biwi Ke Saath Bahar Mat Nikal Yaar, Aisa Lagta Hain Ki Khoobsoorat Model Ke Saath Uska Favorite
Badsoorat Photographer Jaa Rahan Hain!
Regards
Jamil
775) Hello Rehman,
A life not worth complaining is a life not worth living - so let's go and see Talaash!
Regards
Jamil
776) Hello Rehman,
Apni Quam Mein Problem Hi Yahi Hain Ki "Zara Jyada Hui Wine, Chale Ladhne Palestine"
Regards
Jamil
777) Hello Rehman,
Tere Samajh Ke Programs Har Din Shaam Ko 5 se 7 Ke Beechme Aate Hain - Cartoon Network Par. Tu Chod Yaar
News Dekhna, News reader Ka Insult Hota Hain Jab Tujh Jaise Anpad News Dekhte Hain.
Regards
Jamil
778) Hello Rehman,
Anpadon Ki Jab Geenti Hoyegi Toh Naam Hoga Tera Pehla. Murkhon Ki Jab Kirti Hoyegi Toh Tu Hoga Nehle Par
Dehla.
Regards
Jamil
779) Hello Satyagrahis,
Nirodh Matlab Ek Type Ka Virodh Hain Aur Mere Khayal Se Woh Non Violence Main Nahin Aata Es Liye Mere Jaise
Satyagrahi Log Yeh Kar Sakte Hain Ki Nahin Yeh Main Aapse Poochna Chahta Hoon!
Regards
Jamil
780) Hello Rehman,
Police Kab Jhoot Bolti Hain Pakadna Sabse Aasan Hain, Jab Bhi Inspector Bolta Hain Ki Unke Paas Pukhta Saboot
Hain Eskaa Matlab Saala Poora Jhooth Bol Rahein Hain!
Regards
Jamil
781) Hello Rehman,
Dekh Simple Hain, Jab Bhi Tereko Saamne Ke High Rise Mein Andhera Dikhe Matlab Humare Basti Main Light Hain.
Turunt Aa jana. Aur Jab Bhi Tujhe Building Wale Haath Mein Baldi Leke Ghoomte Dikhe Tab Shampoo , Sabun Leke
Aaana Basti Mein.
Regards
Jamil
782) Hello Rehman,
Ek Gora Mereko Bola Tum Humari Tarah Sochte Kyun Nahin? Maine Kahan Bhai Hum Urdu Medium Wale Jab
Tumse Ulta Likhte Hain Toh Tumhari Tarah Soche Kaise? Tum Urdu Sikhon!
Regards
Jamil
783) Hello Rehman,
Mereko Jab Teacher Ne Poocha Ki Freedom Struggle Mein Sabse Bada Yogdan Kiska Hain Maina Kahan Ki Us
Benaam Ticket Checker Ka Jisne Gandhiji Ko Train Se Dhakela!
Regards
Jamil
784) Hello Rehman,
Eid Ke Din Abba Hum Saat Bhai Behenon Ko Eid Ka Chand Dekhne Ke Liye Ghar Se Bhaga Dete Hain. Ammi Ghar
Par Hi Hoti Hain. Kya Hume Samajh Mein Nahin Aata?
Regards
Jamil
785) Hello Rehman,
Tu Kal Garage Par Aaa Tab Garage Bandh Rehta Hain Warna Agar Tu Customer Logon Ke Saamne Apni Bike Leke
Ayega Toh Unhe Lagega Ki Tu Police Case Hain Aur Woh Bhaag Jayenge!
Regards
Jamil
786) Hello Neta,
Tu Sirf Karam Karan, Humare Haat Garam Kar. Fal Ki Chinta Mat Kar. Action Le, Booth Capture Kar, Nakli Voter List
Bana .. Aur Fir Uapr Wale Par Chod De! Mehnat Ka Fal Humesha Sweets Hota Hain!
Regards
Jamil
787) Hello Rehman,
Tu Shakuntala Ke Peeche Mat Pad Be Woh Mens Compartment Mein Travel Karta Hain Aur Usse Dekhte Hain
Saare Mard Namard Ho Jaate Hain! Samajh Meri Baat Ko!
Regards
Jamil
788) Hello Rehman,
Maine Waiter Se Kahan Ki Malabari Chicken Mumbai Mein Kaise Mil Sakta Hain, Saale Malabari Log Duniya Bhar Ki
Murgiyan Uthake Malabar Leke Jaate Hain Aur Tu Do Take Ka Insaan Unki Murgi Yahan Laya! Jhoot Bolta Hain
Saala! Asin Chodke Ek Bhi Malabari Murgi Maine Nahin Dekhi Edhaar!
Regards
Jamil
789) Hello Rehman,
Main Saala Purana Furniture Bechta Hoon Toh Koi Kharredne Ko Tayar Nahin Par Fir Bhi Yeh Log Ajanta Ellora
Dkehne Mein Paisa Dalenge!
Regards
Jamil
790) Hello Playback Singer,
Awaaz Etni Bhari Hain
Yakeen Nahin Hota Tu Ek Naari Hain
Shukhr Hain God Ka
Pehni Tumne Saree Hain
Awaaz Etni Bhari Hain!
Regards
Pestonjee (Parsi Urdu Shayar)
791) Hello Rehman,
Yaar Mujhe Ek Gori Ne Kahan "I have slept with a lot of men and I dont want to sleep with anyone anymore and so I
want to marry you!". Eska Matlab Kya Hain, Yeh Gore Sidhi Baat Kyun Nahin Karte?
Regards
Jamil
792) Hello Jamil,
In response to all your letters, let me tell you that I am stand that a great man shows his greatness by treating little
people nicely and so I will always treat you nicely. BTW we both know what we are talking about!
Regards
Rehman (actually Rehman's English Teacher Mrs Vaikunde)
793) Hello Surjeet,
Yaar Jab Section Dus Ki Ladki Section Barah Ke Ladke Kay Saath Bhaagi Toh Mujhe Bahut Dukh Hua Kyunki Saala
Main Section Gyarah Main Rehta Hoon. Aisa Laga Ki Train Mera Station Skip Kar Gayee..
Regards
Dalbir (Chandigarh)
794) Mrs Rustogi,
Talaash Dekhne Ke Baad Merey Pati Emotionaly Laash Banke Aagaye. Mein Bacchi Gayee End Minute Par Maine
Cancel Ki Ticket! Woh Kisi Man Ne Nahin Kahan "Women are smarter than men!"
Regards
Mrs Turneja
795) Hello Netaji,
Bahut Din Se Control Kiya, Ek Baat Batana Chahta Hoon, Aap Plastic Surgery Ke Pehle Hi Acche Dikhte The Woh
Jale Hue Face Mein Ek Kranti Ki Aag Thi Sir. Ab Aapko Votes Bhi Nahin Milenge!
Regards
Secretary Suryapratap
796) Hello Rehman,
Pyaar Karne Se Pyar Badhata Hain Ki Nahin Mujhe Pata Nahin Magar Biwi Jaroor Badh Jaati Hain!
Regards
Jamil
797) Hello Gajanan,
When my neighbor really wants something to happen, the whole universe conspires so that his wish comes true and
usually the Universe conspires against me!
Regards
Balu Chemist

Kamala Humesha Roti Rehti Hain Har Party Main Ki Uska Pati Usse Pyaar Nahin Karta. Toh Uske 4 Bacche Kiske
Pyar Ke Wajah Se Hue?
Regards
Rose Jhootbole
799) Hello Rehman,
Mera Report Card Mere Abba Ki Shakl Se Toh Humesha Accha Hota Hain. Agar Unhe Apni Shakl Ko Apna Naam
Dene Mein Sharam Nahin Aati Toh Mere Report Card Par Sign Karne Se Kyun Sharmata Hain!
Regards
Jamil
800) Hello Rehman,
Tere Gaav Gaya Tha Main Aur Mujhe Yeh Pata Chala Ki Jise Tu Apni Naana Ki Kothi Kehta Hain Usse Gaavwale
Tere Naani Ka Kotha Kehte Hain!
Regards
Jamil
801) Hello Rehman,
Jab Teacher Daru Peeke Hume Pyar Se Padhate Hain Tab Mujhe Ehsaas Hota Hain Ki Teacher Bhi Insaan Hote
Hain!
Regards
Jamil
802) Hello Ganesh,
My uncle wrote a lot of books about publishing books but unfortunately none of his books got published.
Regards
Saumil
803) Hello Mrs Patel,
I call my husband pressure cooker publicly because he cooks only when I pressure him a lot and he also whistles a
lot while cooking. I generally stop him after a few whistles because then it becomes irritating!
Regards
Mrs Saple
804) Hello Actor,
Our Chai Wallah refused to play the role of Chai Wallah in our movie, he said it is below his dignity to play small roles
in reel life and he would like to take your place if I change the heroine, apparently he doesn't find the heroine beautiful
enough for him!
Regards
Director
The Swamiji told us that this is his last birth and I said that it is good because then it would be safe for all of us to
reincarnate!
Regards
Rose Jhootbole
806) Hello Neta,
We all agree that you have stretched yourself to the limit to work for our country and so now its time for us to do
something for you. In these elections we are going to make you take a long and hopefully permanent and much
needed rest!
Regards
Rose Jhootbole
807) Hello Steve,
I knew IT when Tony, then 7 years old introduced the snow man that he had created as his wife.
Regards
Harry
808) Hello Deepak,
Log Apne Khoon Se Khat Likhte Hain Par Mein Terey Khoon Se Tujhe Love Letters Likhungi! I promise you, Tum
Mujhe Kabhi Nahin Bhuloge!
Regards
Annu
809) Hello Rehman,
Saare Educated Log Saalim Ke Pair Chute Hain Kyunki Salim Printing Press Kaam Karta Hain Aur Woh Printing
Press
Exam Paper Chappta Hain. Saala Apan Bhi Aisaich Kaam Dekhenge Mein Jisme Sab Apni Respect Kare. Kya Bolta
Hain?
Regards
Jamil
810) Hello Rehman,
Shaadi Ke Pehle Mario Babhut Chillata Tha Aur Ab Bas Uski Cheekhen Sunai Deti Hain. Din Raat Uski Biwi Usse
Peetti Hain.
Regards
Jamil
811) Hello Rehman,
Jab Main Paida Hua Tab Mere Abba Ne Hospital Walon Kahan "Bill Nahin Dunga , Baccha Rakh Lo" , Ab Wahi Baap
Mereko Jab Happy Birthday Bolta Hain Toh Meri Bahut Satakti Hain!
Regards
Jamil
812) Hello Sharmaji.
Ghar Ke Aage Aap Khade The Aur Hume Laga Ki Kisi Ne Tempo Khada Kiya Hain, Par Fir Etna Bada Tempo
Humare Mohalle Ghoos Bhi Toh Nahin Sakta.
Regards
Rose Jhootbole
813)Hello Sakharam,
Tereko Shaadi Ke Liye Motivate Karne Ke Liye Yeh Mera Gender Nuetral Shayari Hain ..
Mera Baat Maan Tu Saala!
Everest Nahin Hain Sirf Ek Masala
Fir Kyun Lagaya Hain Tune Dil Pe Taala
Pyar Hoyega Baad Mein, Yaa Jaaye Pyar Bhaad Mein
Pehle Daal De Gale Mein Kisike
Tu Shaadi Ki Maala
Regards
Pestonjee
814) Hello Rehman,
Badam Bhai Ka Dil Bahut Bada Hain, Woh Hafta Dukandaron Se Daily Installments Par Lete The Taake Unhe Badi
Amount Deneki Taqleef Na Ho!
Regards
Jamil
815) Hello Seth,
Tum Jab Apni Do Secretary Ko Ek Ek Side Mein Leke Beechme Chalte Ho Toh Aise Lagata Hain Jaise Ghoda Gaadi
Mein Se Khatara Gaadi Aaage Chal Rahein Aur Do Arbi Ghodon Ko Apne Saath Kheech Rahein Hain.
Regards
Jamil
816) Hello Rehman,
I went to take admission in Karate classes but looking at the fees bought a gun instead.
Regards
Jamil
817) Hello Rehman,
Rahim Uncle's son is as educated as Rahim Uncle is and the only thing Rahim Uncle can do is predicting with 100%
accurracy that you are not talking in Pushtu when you are not talking in Pushtu.
Regards
Jamil
818) Hello Private School Student,
No, we don't have horse riding lessons but we have lots and lots of free periods in which we can even bring a
elephant to the school and ride it no one cares. Can you beat that? Freedom! have you heard of this word before!
Regards
Murthy
(Government School)
819) Hello Foreign Journalist,
I want to point out a grammatical error in your article , you said "I encountered Inspector Salunkhe ..", as he is still
alive, thats not true and let me tell you, you can't be a subject and the police be object when the verb is 'encounter'.
Its other way round .."Inspector Slaunkhe encountered ____". You can fill your name in the blank.
Regards
Mr Mhatre
820) Hello Scientists,
Cloning should be done carefully or it is highly dangerous. Please see my photo, the rest 9 heads were supposed to
be my fully detached clones. Now you ask me why I was so pissed off! How would you feel if 9 people are looking at
you when you are peeing.
Regards
Demon King
821) Hello Latha,

Do you remember the black doll you gave our daughter, it had a lot of pins and it sort of resembled her? Where did
you get it from? We lost it in the move and she sort of is getting very agitated about it. You are not replying to any of
my mails lately!
Regards
Mrs Tambde
822) Hello Son,
You became someone due to your efforts but you were born due to our efforts and let me tell you that we sure
enjoyed making you! Happy Birthday!
Regards
Parents
823) Hello Psychologist,
I hear a lot of voices in my heads. Am I going mad?
Regards
Demon King
824) Hello Manjula,
It was I who proposed you and you got all of us beaten up. Do you even know that I have to pay insurance for 10
people on one person's income? While doling out salary the pair of hands are counted and while taking tax the
number of heads are. Not fair!
Regards
Demon King's 4 th Head from Left.
825) Hello Cricket Board,
I was selected to play for Lanka but then they told me 21 people cricket team is not allowed. I then said that this is not
chess where my extra heads are going to play any role, this is cricket and only hands and legs should count.At least I
have not seen any thinking going on in Asian cricket teams lately.
Regards
Demon King
826) Hello Rehman,
Jab Teacher Ne Kahan Ki "Nadirshah Kohinoor Hire Ko Iran Leke Gaye, Afsos" Toh Maine Kahan Ki "Aur Kya Ghode
Pe Etne Door Se Teri Jaisi Anpad Bhains Ko Lene Aaye The Yahan,Nadirshah". Toh Teacher Se Ne Kahan Ki
"Badon Se Tamiz Se Baat Karna Chahiye" , Toh Maine Kahan Ki "Usse Kya Aapko Nadirshah Iran Leke Jayenga".
Uske Baad Unhone Mujhe Unfairly School Se Nikala!
Regards
Jamil
827) Hello Rehman,
Teacher Ne Mujhe Uthake Poocha Ki "Porus Ne Alexander Se Kya Kahan?" Aur Maine Kahan Ki "Doosron Ki
Baatein Chori Chupke Sunneki Aur Gossip Karne Ki Aadat Aapko Hoyegi, Mereko Nahin Hain" Uske Baad Unhone
Mujhe Unfairly School Se Nikala!
Regards
Jamil
828) Hello Tony,
The only time my wife stops talking is when she is praying and that is why I believe that even atheist should promote
religion. You have been married for 3 months and it's time for you to attend the sermon.
Regards
Anthony
829) Hello Rehman,
I told my Biology teacher that I can tell the difference between camels and giraffes but I don't want to speak on their
behalf without their permission.
Regards
Jamil
830) Hello Ramesh,
Here in Khajuraho everybody goes to temple every day. We are all very religious..
Regards
Rakesh (Khajuraho)
831) Hello Police,
The Don threatened me saying that if I don't pay up, he will kidnap my wife and so I requested him to see her photo
once and then call me up again, after that I never ever received any extortion call.
Regards
Digamber Seth
832) Hello Ravi,
Nowadays people have a lot of expectations while selecting a life partner, everyone says that I look like Priyanka
Chopra and yet I am not getting married.
Regards
Kuldeep Singh
833) Hello Karan,
I said to my kid that there was an apple tree outside my house when I was of his age and he said that Ipads don't
grow on trees and that I should get my head checked!
Regards
Bansi
834) Hello Kunda,
Maine Deepak Ko Pehle Twitter Par Bulaya Fir Facebook Par Fasaya Aur Shaadi Karke Rulaya!
Regards
Mukunda
835) Hello Rehman,
Why is Kamasutra not considered a religious book, it also indirectly increases the followers of the religion the reader
belongs to?
Regards
Jamil
836) Hello Boss,
I don't want to sit near Raju, our new employee, I asked him to join me for lunch and he said "Ghar Par Maa Behen
Nahin Hain Kya?"
Regards
Bansi
837) Hello Don,
Sab Apni Apni Kismat Leke Paida Hote Hain Aur Tu Akela Hum Sabki Leke Paida Hua! Thoda Don Dharam Kar!
Regards
Pakya and Company
838) Hello Son,
...And so the crow though clever was still a Desi crow and he kept on putting pebbles in the pot and the pot broke and
the water spilled. Then the crow and his family immigrated.
Regards
Father
839) Hello Nasrullah,
Emperor Shahajahan has defaulted on his payment and so I am going to stop the work and not paint the Taj Mahal
pink, let it remain without paint.
Regards
Taj Mahal Builder

840) Hello David,
In our country almost everyone plays world class cricket and so they always strategize and advise our national cricket
team about the game, which they think doesn't play as well as them.
Regards
Bansi
I don't understand what are you angry about? If you are alive after eating our sweets and all the house rats died after
eating the same, you should be happy about it! Actually you should celebrate by buying more sweets!
Regards
Brijwasi Mithai
842) Hello Rehman,
I am tired of expectations.The only time people stop expecting anything of you is when you win elections. I am
seriously thinking of joining politics instead of studying!
Regards
Jamil
843) Hello Japanese Government Officer!
If you do everything so fast then soon you might run out of things to do and an idle mind is a devil's workshop! That's
we take our own sweet time to do things and we have work for another 500 years, that's called planning for future!
Regards
Indian Government Officer Pandey
844) Hello Dalbir,
Sukhdev Singh told the waiter to bring Naans and the waiter refused, so Sukhdev slapped him and the waiter slapped
him back.This is what I call 'Naan Violence' and it is Punjab's own version of Non Violence.
Regards
Duleep
845) Hello Saudi Judges,
Though most of us are Hindus , when it comes to our court cases , even we are postponing the decisions to
Judgement Day when God will decide, because he is the supreme judge.
Regards
Indian Judges Association
846) Hello Rehman,
Seth Ne Ramesh Ko Godh Liya Aur Ghar Mein Ghooste Hi Ramesh Ne Naukrani Ko Godh Mein Liya, Es Liye Abhi
Woh Wapaas Aaya Hain.
Regards
Jamil
847) Dear Rehman,
Fahim Ne Job Interview Main Kahan Ki "Mujhe Angrezi Samajhta Toh Nahin Hain Par Sunai Jaroor Deta Hain ..",Aur
Usse Job Mil Gaya!
Regards
Jamil
848) Hi Counselor,
My wife has accused me of cheating and this has upset me so much that I am now going to stop loving not only my
wife but also stop loving other people's wife. I am not sure why people accuse without any proof!
Regards
Jamshed
849) Hello Rehman,
The teacher told that all good things take time to come and I asked whether she was a premature baby. Then they
threw me out of the school!
Regards
Jamil
850) Dear Reporter,
During World War 2, I was born to the first Japanese woman who warmly greeted the German captian coming out of
the Uboat after spending 40 months at sea. But looking at my prominent Asian features and the then existing Nazi
propaganda,I sometimes think that it might have been the other way round. My parents were neither accepted in
Germany nor in Japan, because though these nations could be allies during the war and suffered together yet were
they sort of against individual people of the country suffering together by marrying. So my parents moved with me to
a place where everyone without proper identification documents and money are treated equally and that place was
Patna. My original name was Yakhinimoto Fenstermacher, but everybody in Patna found it difficult to pronounce and
so they started calling me JapanBhai Germanwale and that name has stuck since then.
Regards
JapanBhai Germanwale
851) Hello Rehman,
I made a new friend in school today and he said that what is his is mine, so I submitted his homework as mine. Now
we don't talk no more.
Regards
Jamil
852) Hello Pammi,
I don't go to gym as regularly as my money goes.
Regards
Sippi
853) Hello Pranlal,
After the world ends, it would be safe to rob the bank, let's postpone our plan by a few days.
Regards
Jyoti Babu
854) Hello Pranlal,
Seeing my sadistic boss so happy I really think that the world is going to end in a day or two.
Regards
Jyoti Babu
855) Hello Manjunath,
The Taliban are celebrating and are playing music,serving alcohol and organizing rave parties because finally on Dec
21 all their enemies would be dead!
Regards
Jizzy Ali (Kandahar)
856) Hello Selector,
I have a shayari for you!
Banduk Haath Main Naa Ho Jab

Sochne Ne Se Nahin Hoti Goli Fire!
Truck Par Lage Ho Jo Cycle Ke Tire
Decide Tu Kya Karega Be!
Kab Hoga Sachin Retire!
Regards
Pestonjee
857) Hello Diary,
I wonder what will happen to me today!
Regards
Ashwatthama (Dec 21)
858) Hello Jain Maharaj,
I understand that I can't eat anything which grows below the ground but the last time I checked, hens laid eggs above
the ground and so why shouldn't I eat an egg?
Regards
Mayur Jain
859) Hello Shantanu,
I was almost done robbing the bank and then I opened the exit door on which it was written "Alarm, Don't exit".
Regards
Praful Joshi (Mumbai Prison)
860) Hello Pet Shop Owner,
Thanks, I really love the dog but I am now married and owning another pet would be difficult.
Regards
Kunda
861) Hello Inspector,
I am a little hard on hearing and so when he used to say he can't stay away from "Ashish", "Ashish" I was worried
about his marriage, but you finding him with "Hashish"is such a relief! Please find the bail papers with this letter.
Regards
Tarneja
862) Hello Mom In Law,
Everyone will value you and cherish your presence when Gorillas are added to the endangered species.
Regards
Daughter In Law
863) Hello Mayawati,
The world didn't end and we have been proved wrong. Now you are our last hope!
Regards
Mayan Ancestors
864) Hello Artist,
Looking at your paintings I want to assert that your imagination is a figment of your imagination. Try painting
buildings!
Regards
Professor Chitra
865) Hello Madam,

If my film gets further postponed due to you not having time then the audience would accept you only as heroine's
mother instead of the lead role that I am offering now. You are not Rajinikant!
Regards
Director Mani
866) Hello Indian Navy,
You will have a lot of adventures just like I did, do you know that even I used Russian ships for all my voyages?
Regards
Sindbad
867) Hello Tenant,
You again forgot to buy Coke and I am really feeling thirsty now! Don't blame me if things go wrong!!
Regards
Pyaasi Atmaa
868) Hello Padmini,
My husband always used to scold me for not ironing his clothes properly and so once I took the initiative and I ironed
his clothes right before his eyes when he was wearing them! After that he has never once complained about
anything!
Regards
Chandika
869) Hello Researcher,
You don't have to research anything to become an invisible man, just marry a beautiful woman!
Regards
Professor Vinchu
870) Hello Halwai,
Kya Aap Kripaya Aapke Dukaan Ke Mashoor Gulab Jamunon Ka Naam Julab Jamun Rakhneka Kashta Karenge?
Usse Logon Ko Choice Toh Milega!
Regards
Gyaan Chand
871) Hello Sir,
Main Koi Kaam Nahin Karta Esliye Duniya Har Aadmi Phookat Main Mujhse Joh Maan Main Aaaye Woh Kaam
Karvata Hain. Please give me a job!
Regards
Anubhav
872) Hello Son,
When your Mom married me she was this thin lady and within a year she became this super strong and heavy
woman that we both now know. The reason for that is Bournvita, if you want to be like your Mom, don't skip drinking
it!
Regards
Father
873) Hello Bete,
Tumhare Govinda Uncle Black n White Photo Main Akele Colorful Dikhayee Dete The, Aisa Mahaan Choice Tha
Unka Kapdon Ka!
Regards
Maa
874) Hello Pilot,
I saw a Middle Eastern couple speaking Arabic say "Hijack" and I am not sure what it means in Arabic? Should we
raise an alarm based on the meaning of the word in English?
Regards
Air Hostess
875) Hello Ayesha Takia,
If you were the Complan girl, I was the Complaint Boy and we should have met earlier. Now it is too late and that is
my complaint.
Regards
Somu
876) Hello Rehman,
Gravity Teacher Logon Par Kaam Nahin Karta , Humesha Aasman Main Udate Rehte Hain. Ek Ko Maine School
Bahar Taare Dikhaye , Toh Mujhe School Se Nikaal Diya.
Regards
Jamil
877) Hello Neighboring Country,
We wish that all people in your country become educated so that you become great and we become safe. Thanks.
Regards
Ganu
878) Hello Rehman,

Seth Garibon Ki Seva Mein Etna Believe Karta Tha Ek Din Woh Chup Chap Kitchen Mein Apni Naukrani Ke Pair
Dabate Hue Dekha Gaya. Kitne Mahaan Hote Hain Log!
Regards
Jamil
879) Hello Heroji,
Main Bachpan Se Aapka Bahut Bada Fan Hoon Aur Aapke Har Picture Maine Dus Baar Dekha Hain. Kya Naam
Bataya Apka Aapne?
Regards
Kasim
880) Hello Pranjaali,
By God's grace, today I have everything, money, power, fame, family, girlfriends, children and Ipad. All I need is a
wife, will you marry me?
Regards
Pranlal
881) Hello Librarian,
Happy New Year! I took a few books and just wanted to enquire whether the fine is due if we don't return the books
before the year ends or if we borrow for more than a year.
Thanks.
Regards
Manju
882) Hello Kamini,
My New Year resolution is to be faithful to my husband. Don't you think that years should have been shorter? I mean
365 nights beats the crap out of any resolution!
Regards
Suhasini
883) Hello Rehman,
Mere Dadaaji Jab Bhi Kisike Daadi Se Bahut Jyada Ghulte Mitle The Toh Woh Daadi Maa Ban Jaati Thi.
Regards
Jamil
884) Hello Rehman,

Fahim Ne Bhai Ko Kahan Ki Woh Sharp Shooter Hain Aur Bola Bhai Ko "Cheese" Aur Apna Sharp Lens Canon Ka
Camera Nikalke Usne Bhai Ki Tasveer Lee, Ab Uski Tasveer Bhai Deewar Par Latkane Wale Hain!
Regards
Jamil
885) Hello Seth,
Ramesh Mafatlal Industries Ka Waaris Nahin Hain Woh Aapki Beti Se Shaadi Karke Mufatlaal Industry Kholna
Chahta Hain!
Regards
Jamil
886) Hello Kamini,
One night stand is a very bad idea, only for one who is not involved in it.
Regards
Rose Jhootbole
887) Hello Bankim,
Raju gave a hate speech and is now wondering why people hate him!
Regards
Tushar
888) Hello Raju,
Tragedy Tere Story Mein Honee Chahiye , Tere Face Mein Nahin!
Regards
Love Garu Champak Nagababu
889) Hello Deepak,
You cry when you are happy and I am happy when you cry, we should marry!
Regards
Pranali
890) Hello Son,
As Mahatma Gandhi or whoever said, you should not expect people to change rather you should change yourself for
them and that is how we are so happily married. I realized after marriage that your Mom is a great philosopher and so
I got a certificate declaring myself deaf from an ENT specialist and life has taken a turn for better for us from then.
Love
Dad
891) Hello Kamlesh,
Our Boss Vipul Patel is bisexual and so he is highly committed to equal opportunities at the workplace for both the
sexes.
Regards
Rose Jhootbole
892) Hello Ganpat,
During my childhood, my elder brother always used to bully me and now he is very afraid of me, the reason is that
when he joined IT he became an IT professional, then I also decided to join IT and now I have become a Income Tax
Officer.
Regards
Dev
893) Hello Vimalaji,
Aapka Cooking Show Dekha Aur Main Yakeen Se Kehta Hoon Ki Aap Sab Kuch Accha Hi Pakate Hain Par Sabse
Aacha Aap Audience Ko Pakate Hain!
Regards
Manjunath
894) Hello Nayansukh,
A couple wanted to buy a completely docile dog and I showed them our dog Nomard who hardly ever barks and
never ever bites.They refused to believe me and even could not make up their mind when I told them that the dog
has acquired this character from his previous owner. Only when I told them that the previous owner was our defense
minister did then agree to buy him!
Regards
Dutta
895) Hello Ramesh,
I always knew that Roma is a woman of substance and it was confirmed when the cops caught her with drugs!
Regards
Kuldeep
896) Hello Kishan,
Great people leave world a better place when they die and our great MLA by leaving this earth made it a better place!
Regards
Jugal
897) Hello Shalini,
Mamta Apne 'Mahapakeshwar' Ke Saath Mahabaleshwar Honeymoon Ke Liye Gayee!

Regards
Rose Jhootbole
898) Hello Ganesh,
Jab se mere bacche ne news dekhna chalu kiya tab se bahut jhoot bolne lag gaya hain! Aabhi toh angrezi main jhoot
bolta hain!
Regards
Maqsood
899) Hello Jamil,
Aur Jaan Bujhke Poori Duniya Left To Right Likhti Hain Jab Hum Right to Left Likhte Hain. Ghussa Toh Ayega Hi
Naa!
Regards
Moulvi Faizuddin
900) Hello ISI Chief,
We should start supplying arms to the women of India, that will make our job easier and it would be morally just too!
Regards
Arms Supplier
You are right, we women should not wear short skirts, you should!
Regards
Shanti
902) Hello Shanti,
In my society women are becoming very trim because they nowadays prefer walking to public transport!
Regards
Rose Jhootbole
903) Hello Adam,
Only you have the patent to do Eve teasing and I see huge patent violation in India, it's time that you have a quick
word with God!
Regards
Eve
Instead of women, why don't you suggest men not to venture out at night to ensure women safety? That way men
can spend some time with kids too!
Regards
Rose Jhootbole
905) Dear Abu Azmi,
Ayesha ji will attract men's attention even if she is wearing Burqa! What do you have to say about that?
Regards
Rose Jhootbole
906) Hello Judge,
I am demanding capital punishment for people who punished women in our capital.
Regards
Rose Jhootbole
907) Hello Women of India,
You people are always highlighting the wrongs done to you by our fellow countrymen; there are some good things
too! Look our country encouraged an old woman like me to travel with protection all around the world and enjoy. I
should not boast but the exchequer spent about 205 crores on my world tour. You don't talk about it at all! Wait till I
share my picassa link!
Regards
Youre Woman President
908) Dear Silpa,
I have heard that in Delhi, only women purchase tickets at the time of boarding bus and men purchase bail.
Regards
Rose Jhootbole
909) Hello Aviation Minister,
I am against reducing air fares, today air hostess is the safest occupation for women and it is even safer than being a
homemaker. Somehow cost conscious Indians are still averse to buying costly air tickets to harass women!
Regards
Rose Jhootbole
910) Hello People,

I am going to plead for clemency for my client who has being accused of rape. My argument is simple , if Jesus has
already sacrificed himself for everyone's sins then why should we punish this guy! I am absolutely sure that the judge
will definitely release my client on bail once he listens to this argument. I have full faith in the judiciary system of this
country!
Regards
Defense Lawyer
911) Dear Robert,
We as a society believe in giving second chances to criminals but not to victims and you do the reverse! That is the
principle difference in our civilizations!
Regards
Rose Jhootbole
912) Hello Kamala,
The one advantage of us not feeling safe any longer is that my Mother in Law has stopped fighting with me and
insists that as I am her 'daughter' I should be accompanying her wherever she goes!
Regards
Rose Jhootbole
913) Hello Sir,
It is very easy to determine who is a legal resident of India and who isn't. When under doubt the thumb rule is that
person who furnishes the identity card is not the citizen! Indians are very lazy and will not bother getting one unless
they are paid to get it!
Regards
Pushpak Babu
914) Hello Daya,
Humare Gaav Raat Ko Bijli Aaatee Hain Tab Sab Mard Khush Hote Hain Aur Sab Aurate Naraaz!
Regards
Prahlad
915) Hello Robert,
Any sentence containing the words 'Indian Law' and 'Pakistani Economy' has the potential of becoming the most
ridiculously funny statement in the subcontinent.
Regards
Rose Jhootbole
916) Hello Bhaiyya,
Humare Pitajine Unke Dehant Ka Baad Saari Vasiyat Mere Naam Kar Di, Tumhare Liye Kuch Bhi Nahin Rakha!
Afsos!
Regards
Suatela Bhai
917) Hello Kamini,
Humare Boss Sabka Khayal Rakhte Hain Aur Female Employees Ka Toh Aisa Khayal Rakhte Hain Jaise Unki Jaan
Ho!
Regards
Rose Jhootbole
918) Hello Babulal,
New Zealand Etna Khoobsoorat Desh Hain Ki Shaadi ke Baad Main Honeymoon Kay Biwi Ko Europe Leke Zaroor
Jaunga!
Regards
Keshav Pitale
919) Hello Animal Lovers!
Animals matter to me too and that's why they are an important part of my diet!
Regards
Anthony
920) Hello Fans!
I have delivered a lecture on originality, its short, hardly 2 minutes; you should take time to hear it.
Regards
Music Director Pritam
Agar Meri Film Hollywood film Ki Copy Hoti Toh Angrezi Main Hoti Aur Hollywood Ke Actors Hote. Dictionary Kholke
Copy Ka Matlab Dhoondo Fir Bhonko.
Regards
Director
Agar Paisa Khane Se Aadmi Corrupt Hota Hain Toh Chinese Khane Se Aadmi Chinese Hona Chahiye! Mein Party
Ke Liye Funds Le Rahan Tha!
Regards
Politician
923) Hello Brother In Law,
I understand you are short and so many a times people fail to notice you but that does not give you the right to come
to my house at such a short notice!
Regards
Nirmal Babu
924) Hello Wife,
Our house maid Shanta today proposed me and told me that if I accept then we both with run away with your jewelry
and I rejected the proposal and slapped her. Now she is going to accuse me of the same and since I told you before
she did that means I am telling the truth. I don't see any ice in the fridge, suddenly my one cheek has turned red!
Love
Lavlesh
925) Hello Society,
I am gay and so I can be a good watchman!
Regards
Shorey
926) Hello Keturam,
Everybody has problems but dude seriously you have a lot more, please proceed with what you were about to do!
Have an unsafe trip! Please fill the survey before you ..!
Regards
Bindass Suicide Help Bureau of Behrampada
927) Hi Kaveri,
Before marriage my husband Pushpak told me that he likes travelling and that he has friends in the travel industry
and what it meant was that he does ticket less travelling and bus conductors and TCs on his regular routes are his
friends.
Regards
Ganga
928) Hello Actor,
I am going to make a movie on sharks and you will act as the bait.
Regards
Director Sanki
929) Hello Ramnath,
I own a honey bee farm and next time if you show your handsome face to my wife again I will release them on you,
please remember "Beauty is in the I of the bee holder", your beauty is in my hands.
Regards
Beekeeper Madhusudan
930) Hello Abdul,
You will get 72 virgins in heaven and you will be married to them too but remember marriages are made in heaven
and celebrated on earth! There must be some reason that the 72 girls are virgin in heaven till now.
Regards
Maulana Solana
931) Hello Babban,
Destiny vs. Free Will depends upon whether you are single or in a relationship. Why do you bring the Single God in
between? God has free will!
Regards
Swami Paapkipungi
932) Hello Teacher,
Miss Sholini, Not only do you answer all my questions but you have also answered all my prayers. I am your always
loving student.
Regards
Ponkaj
933) Hello Rahim,
Humari Begum Farzana Ka Taluq Sharif Gharane Se Toh Hain Magar Sharafat Se Unka Door Ka Rishta Bhi Nahin
Hain! Bas Ab Shayari Se Hum Dil Laga Baithe Hain, Kahin Prison Gaurd Ki Jagah Khali Ho Toh Meri Biwi Ka Photo
Bhejdunga!
Regards
Zalzala Umedi
934) Hello Sada Takle,
Aapke Balon Ke Liye Ek Hi Treatment Hain - Punarjanam!
Regards
Baalish Hair Clinic
935) Dear Pehelwan,
Paida Hone Ke Turant Baad Mujhe Godh Liya Gaya Aur Es Liye Maine Technically Apni Maa Kaa Doodh Nahin Piya
Aur Es Liye Aapki Chunauti "Maa Ka Doodh Piya Hain Toh Aaake Mil" Mujh Pe Applicable Nahin Hain.
Sincerely,
Java Developer Tanish Patel
936) Hello Obama,
Though I am brown my future is dark, I hope now you can empathize with me!
Regards
NRI
937) Hello Kunika,
Kaveri Ki Smile Dekhna, Aisa Lagata Hain Ki Uska Baap Pepsodent Bechta Hain!
Regards
Rose Jhootbole
938) Hello Kaveri,
My Mother In Law's nails can be used as nails.
Regards
Prabha Devi
939) Hello Doctor,
Medical College Mein Sikhate Hain Ek Hi Funda, Agar Sab Theek Ho Gaye Toh Kaise Chalega Dhanda!
Regards
Pestonjee
940) Hello Govt of India,
Yes I agree my father was born on 16th August 1947 but the whole village can attest to the fact that he used to shout
"Jai Hind" from my grandma's stomach when she was pregnant and so we want him to get freedom fighter's pension.
Regards
Babu Khote
941) Hello Deepak,
Our leader's popularity can be gauged by the fact that there were about half a million registered voters in our
constituency and he got a million votes.
Regards
Vasu
942) Hello Ballu,
My new gym instructor Popeye told me to just eat raw spinach to grow muscles and do gym to divert people's
attention or else everyone will eat spinach and then I won't be special any longer.
Regards
Palak Singh
943) Hi Kanta,
Our uncle's condition is fine now and Doctor Popeye has put him on spinach juice instead of glucose and so he will
recover in like a day.
Regards
Saduram
944) Hello Rahul,
Hume Poora Confidence Hain Ki Aap Desh Chala Sakte Ho, Etne Saal Aapne Apna Ghar Humare Paison Se
Chalaya, Toh Thode Time Ke Liye Aap Humare Paison Se Yeh Desh Bhi Chala Sakte Hain!
Regards
Ganu
945) Hello Ruling Party,
Thoda Shayari Suno ..
Shaitani Ilaake Main

Haiwan Hi Milega
Andhere Mein Dhoondoge
Toh Rahu Hi Milega
Democracy Naam Ki Hain

Teri Maa Bade Kaam Ki Hain
Baap Ke Naam Par Jeete Hain Sab
Tu Maa Ke Naam Pe Khayega
Azaadi Di Gandhi Ne
Tu Ghulami Deke Jayega
Raat Gehri Ho Rahi Hain
Savera Kab Ayega!
Savera Kab Ayega!
Regards
Loksatta Party Member Pestonjee
946) Bete Subramanium,
Maine Tumko Humari Naukrani Champa Ke Liye Kuch Karne Ko Kahan Tha Naaki Champa Ko Leke Kuch Karneko
Bola. Tumhari Hindi Ke Wajah Se Aaj Champa Tumko Uske Bacche Ka Bol Rahin Hain.
Regards
Hindi Teacher Billkesh
947) Hello Ganesh,
Aur Es Liye Kyunki Uss Zamane Main Bhi Dilli Main Aurat Ko Surakshit Rakhane Mein Problem Tha Es Liye
Shehanshah Tughlaq Ne Saare Delhiwalon Ko Leke Daulatabad Ko Capital Banaya. Phir Dualatabad Unsafe Ho
Gaya!
Regards
History Teacher Atit Singh
948) Shehanshah Akbar,
Salim Ne Anarkali Ko Aaaj Greeting Card Diya Aur Anarkali Ka Janamdin Bhi Nahin Tha. Toh Maine Johnny Angrez
Se Poocha Toh Unhone Kahan Ki Aaj 'Balamtime Din' Hain. Balamtime Din Par Sab Log Vilayati Cheezon Ko
Khareedke Ek Doosre Koh Tohfa Deke , Sabke Saamne Jaan Bujhke Pyar Ka Ezhaar Karte Hain.
Aapka
Birbal
949) Hello Peter,
When I saw that the content of your letter is a Valentine card with a personal message to your sweetheart, after
reading it I immediately put a stamp on it. Don't forget to put postal stamp on your letter; other postmen are not as
kind as I am!
Regards
Village Postman
950) Hello Madam,
Sahab Ne Bola Tha 14 February Ko Mereko Gift Dega Es Liye Main Ghar Aaayi Aur Sahab Ghar Pe Nahin Hain.
Mera Gift Kahan Hain? Aaj Kuch Bacchon Ke School Mein Belentin Divas Hain , Christian Logon Ka , Toh Sahab
School Toh Nahin Gaye, Bacchon Ko Leke.
Aapki
Shevanti Surve
951) Hello Anupam Kher Jee,
I agree that our films lack originality and so we will ensure that we only copy Hollywood originals. Thanks for opening
our eyes.
Regards
Bollywood Director
952) Emperor Napolean,
As winters in Russia are pretty cold and nobody ventures out that much it would be easier to attack them in winter.
Regards
Filburi (Military Advisor)
953) Hello Deepak,
It is so sweet to know that you dream about me always , let me tell you I also have nightmares about you!
Regards
Pinky
954) Hello Savitri,
My husband is not lazy, he just thinks a lot before acting and acts a lot while thinking.
Regards
Mrs Kannan
955) Hello Sharamji,

Aapka Beta Jab Chalta Hain Toh Aisa Lagata Hain Ki Jeetendra Naach Rahan Hain Jab Aapka Beta Naachta Hain
Toh Aisa Lagata Hain Ki Dev Anand Chal Rahan Ho.
Regards
Sukumari
956) Hello Uncle,
I read your daughter's profile and I appreciate that she is very outgoing, you see I am very 'in' going.
Regards
Pabodh Budbude
957) Hello Azeem,
Murtaza is a true lover of justice, when he found his neighbor is having an affair with his wife, he did not rest till he
married her off to him and then he sent their 14 children to stay with his Mom. Then he began his new life with his
secretary.
Regards
Alamgir
From our talks I got that God gave you heavily discounted intelligence and so I am also going to match that with a
80% percent discount on the goods. Please buy it.
Regards
Shopkeeper
From our talks I got that God gave you heavily discounted intelligence and so I am also going to match that with a
80% percent discount on the goods. Please buy it.
Regards
Shopkeeper
960) Hello Teacher,
I can't tell you the difference between camel and girrafe because neither me nor anyone else in my life got a chance
to taste them. My cousin who is still in China may be able to tell you but you will to wait till he replies.
Regards
Hua-Xorse Ga-Yaa Loo
961) Hello Home Minister,
I would have been fine if you were the Minister of Information and come up with the reply that you had prior
information about the blast.
Regards
Dagdu
962) Hello Dolly,
Mera Patta Katane Ka Kabhi Mat Sochana, Etne Options Narrow Down Karna Acchi Baat Nahin Hain, Tum Etni Bhi
Khoobsoorat Nahin Ho Jitni Meri Maa Hain!
Regards
Deepak
963) Hello Dolly,
If you reject me then that means only one thing - your taste is bad and so your life is sad.
Regards
Deepak
964) Hello Teacher,
Main Apne Bacche Raju Patel Ko Terrorist Banana Chahti Hoon Taaki Woh Bharat Main Jeevit,Surakshit Aur
Khushal Rahein!
Regards
Manju Behn
965) Hello Deepak,
Sorry I am not a model from Borivali, what I wanted to say on the profile was that I am from 'Model School'- Borivali
East.
Regards
Dolly
966) Hello Bhuvanesh,
Main Roz Bansi Ko Puchta Tha Ki Uski Shaadi Kaise Chal Rahein Hain Aur Woh Jawab Deta Tha Ki "Shanti Se
Kaam Chala Rahan Hoon, Shanti Se Kaam Chala Rahain", Fir Ek Din Uski Naukrani Pregnant Ho Gayee Aur Uska
Naam Tha Shanti.
Regards
Hiren
My wife is older than the building in which I stay and my building has been declared as a heritage site. Do I need to
explain you any further? Please write the medicines for chronic depression and I will take them regularly without fail.
Regards
Pandurang PunPune
968) Hello Husband,
Yes I can't dance on 'Zandu Balm' song like Malaika but if you want then I can tell you quite vividly to how many
people I have applied it.
Love
Wife
969) Hello Roshan Halwai,
Your dog Motichoor that you sold to me saying that he can play chess gets upset every time that I make the first
move and throws the chess board on ground. But I still like him because he agrees to play chess unlike my wife.
Regards
Shatranjan
970) Hello Son,
CEO Murugesh, don't try to act smart with me, you were and are nothing more than a sperm to me!
Regards
Brigadier Jarawa
971) Hello Shantabai,
Whenever you are washing my wife's sarees please make sure that you wear them after that and show me so that I
can find out whether the length of the sarees have decreased or not. I don't want my wife to scold you. Take care.
Sincerely,
Pakshi Babu
My husband doesn't want to do a job because he wants to spend time with his family and he considers our TV a
paralyzed family member who requires extra care and a lot of attention. Please do something.
Regards
Mrs Chadda
973) Hello Shantabai,
I see the bedroom much more cleaner than all other rooms, can you please stop spending more time in our
bedroom?
Regards
Savitri
974) Hello Asif,
Doctor Ilaaj Tabhi Karta Hain Jab Usse Paise Ki Jaroorat Ho Naaki Jab Tumhe Ilaaj Ki Jaroorat Hain. Tumhara
Appointment 3 Mahine Baad Ka Hain, Intezaar Karna, Tumhe Har Insaan Ki Tarah Do Kidniyan Hain, Ek Fatne
Maroge Nahin.
Regards
Dr Bipin
975) Hello Teacher,
I met a German and he said he is a shepherd and so I introduced him to my Mom saying here is my friend 'German
Shepherd' and my Mom slapped me.
Regards
Chintan
976) Hello Raju,
And then when I felt guilty I again tried to slip back his wallet in his back pocket and the man turned back and winked
at me
and said "Not here, not now". After that I decided to earn my living honestly..
Regards
Banduram
977) Hello Mommy,
There is a boy on Bharatmatrimony called Spiderman who says that he is Gaud Saraswat Brahmin but he is not fair,
his entire body is actually reddish blue. Yet our interest does match, I told him that I like trekking and he said that he
likes swinging between buildings with his hand spun rope.
Regards
Kunda
978) Hello Sarkari babu,
Bacche Paida Karna Aur Unhe Palana Donon Bade Mehnat Ka Kaam Hain Aur Hum Pati Patni Ko Mehnat Karne
Main Mazaa Aata Hain Aur Es Liye Humare 10 Bacche Hain. Tumko Kya Problem Hain Jab Hum Khush Hain?
Regards
Bhola and Shola
979) Hello Prerna,
Merey Pati Ka Naam Aakash Hain Eska Matlab Yeh Nahin Hota Ki Tu Apni Patang Udana Chalu Kar! Mera Naam
Bhi Bijlee Hain, Yaad Rakhna!
Regards
Bijlee
980) Hello Raju,
I read your love letter and I am moved by it but let me tell you that though my name is Tatya, I am not a girl from
Ukraine as you presumed, but I am a 75 year old Marathi Manoos from Dadar. Nice try..
Regards
Tatya
981) Hello Mommy,
Sorry for the spelling mistake in my last letter, actually I didn't mean to say that " I saw Chameleon Daddy", what I
meant instead was "I saw Chameli On Daddy".
Regards
Nayan
982) Hello US Patents Co,
Let's patent the last name 'Gandhi' and let me assure you, we will make tons of money! God, why didn't we think of
this , we already lost 50 years of revenue!
Regards
US Citizen
983) Hello Kaveri,
I eat non-veg only on Hindu festivals and that's why my nickname is Brahmin-180.
Regards
Brahmin-180
984) Hello Mukunda,
Mujhe Joh Ladka Dekhne Ayaa Woh Bas Mujhe Adha Ghanta Dektha Hi Rahan Aur Jaise Main Uth Ke Jaane Lag
Gayee , Usne Kahan "Ticket". Mujhe Bahut Funny Laga Aur Maine Turunt Shaadi Ko Haan Bol Di, Fir Pata Chala Ki
Ladke Ka Baap, Dada , Chacha Ticket Collector The.
Regards
Shanta
985) Hello Genie,
Main Chahta Hoon Ki Zameen Ulti Ho Jaye Taaki Zameen Se Aloo Nikalne Main Mujhe Kabhi Kathinahi Naa Ho! Jai
Vithal!
Regards
Tuka Shetkari (Kolhapur)
986) Hello Superstar,
When you say you are also a common man, how common or stupid do you think the common man is?
Regards
Jyoti Babu
987) Hello Sapna,
Merey Ghar Ki Khadki Apke Ghar Ke Taraf Khulti Hain Aur Maine Aapke Life Par Ek Shayari Likhi Hain ..
Sapnay Saajan Ke
Bacche Rajan Ke
Paise Saajan Ke
Tohfe Rajan Se
Apne Saajan Ke
Rishtey Rajan Se
Ghulte Saajan Se
Milte Rajan Se
Kuch Kahe Hum Sajan Se
Din Boore Ho Rajan Ke
Regards
Pestonjee
988) Hello Mrs Pradeep,
Please find with this letter Mr Pradeep's jacket, he ran off without paying us but as we are very honest people and so
I am returning back the jacket that he forgot.
Regards
Aunty Marie (Dhamakedaar Massage Centre)
989) Hello Teacher,
Accha Main Abhi Samjha, Apne Shaadi Ek Langoor Se Es Liye Ki Kyunki Aapke Hisaab Se Bandar Hum Bacchon Se
Jyada Intelligent Hain. Allah Apko Ek Cute Gorilla Ki Maa Banaye! Very good.
Regards
Iqbal
990) Hello Akash,
Patni Maa Banne Se Jaroori Nahin Hain Ki Pati Baap Ban Jaye! Welcome to our DNA testing lab!
Regards
Dr Chand
991) Hello Doctor,
Main Maa Kasam Khaa Ke Kehta Hoon Meri Biwi Ka Shaadi Ke Pehle Blood Group A+ Tha Aur Abhi O Ho Gaya
Hain. O Mera Blood Group Hain, Abhi Aap Etne Padhe Likhe Ho Toh Batao Ki Kaun Kiska Khoon Choosta Hoga?
Regards
Pramanik
992) Hello Bharat Kumar,
I saw our nation's horoscope and I have bad news and good news, the bad news is that Mahatma Gandhi won't live
long and the good news is that there would be many other Gandhis from Gandhi dynasty who will rule a good part of
the country. So yes, logically speaking at least most of us will have a bright future!
Regards
Tarun Budha Astrologer (1942)
993) Hello Salma,
Maana Kilogram Mein Mera Vajan 50 Kg Hain Magar Pound Main 100 Ke Upar Hoon. Tum Apna Vajan Dekhne Ka
Perspective Badal Do Aur Mujhse Nikaah Kar Lo, Allah Kasam Shikayat Ka Mauka Nahin Dunga! Altaf Apni Pant
Mein Pathar Lagata Hain (Maat Pucho Kahan..) , Es Liye Woh Etna Bhari Dikhta Hain!
Regards
Salim
994) Hello Tom,
I know you won't believe but let me tell you that my great great great grandfather is still alive and he is about 700
years old and Columbus brought him to America on his ship. At that time there were no photographs so Columbus
decided to take an Indian on the both to compare the skin, so that he is sure he has landed in India. But my
grandfather took a lot of sunbaths on the Pacific
and his skin turned red and so his skin matched that of the people Columbus encountered and Columbus thought he
has landed on Indian shores. This actually happened..
Regards
Balle Kumar
995) Hello Dolly,
Main Tumhari Jhooti Kasam Kabhi Nahin Khaunga Kyunki Agar Tumhe Kuch Hogaya Toh- Bunty Aur Tina Ko Kaun
Palega!
Love
Deepak
996) Hello Dolly,
Dinosaur Ke Haddiyon Ke Age JaanKe Samajdaar Log Kuch Nahin Kar Paaye Toh Tum Meri Umar Jaan Ke Kya
Karogi!
Regards
Deepak
997) Hello Kaveri,
Agar Facebook Tumhe Photo Upload Karne Ko Charge Karta Toh Manhoos Apne Fakir Type Manhoos Shakl Pati Ka
Black n White Passport Size Photo Bhi Tu Nahin Lagati! Phookat Hain Es Liye Har Occassion Par Photo Pe Photo
Lagati Hain, Pak Gaye Hain Hum! Arre Ab Hum Sab Ko Apne Pati Mein Bhi Tere Pati Ki Shakl Dikhane Lag Gayee
Hain, Pate Nahin Humare Bacche Kiski Shakl Leke Paida Honge!
Regards
Swati Raag
998) Hello Dolly,
I do understand what women feel because I felt like that for a month and that was when by mistake I got in to a ladies
special train and one woman from nowhere kicked me on my groin and pushed me out!
Regards
Deepak
999) Hello Voters,
I love this country a lot and so I am going serve it by ruling over you and even if you don't vote for me I will still find a
way to stay in power to serve us all. Now that is what I call passion and patriotism!
Regards
Politician
1000) Hello Rehman,
Haar Buri Baat Nahin Hoti, Cheer Up, Agar Tere Jaise Loosers Nahin Honge Toh Mere Jaise Winners Kaise
Banenge. Zara Soch!
Regards
Jamil
1001) Hi Paro,
Tera Devdas Mujhe Paro Kehke Bulata Hain Aur Jab Paise Dene Ka Tem Aata Hain Toh Kehta Hain "Paro, Merese
Paise Legi Tu?". Mujhe Paise Chahiye Ya Fir Bevdese Tu Shaadi Karle!
Regards
Chandramukhi
1002) Hello Teacher,
Pakistan Ka Capital Beijing Yeh Correct Answer Hain , Kyunki Unke Saare Decisions China Mein Hi Hote Hain!
Regards
Bankim
1003) Hello Rehman,
Mere Usman Chacha Ki Naak Etni Lambi Aur Badi Hain Ki Hum Unhe Kamre Mein Daudate Hain Toh Kamra
Vaccuum Ho Jaata Hain!
Regards
Jamil
1004) Hello Rehman,
Zubeida Bahut Gori Hain Magar Uske Muh Pe Joh Til Hain Woh Etna Bada Hain Ki Lagata Hain Jaise Gore Gay Par
Kisi Jaan Buchke Gobar Lagaya Ho!
Regards
Jamil
1005) Hello Rehman,
Agar Ek Bhi Dinosaur Aaj Zinda Hota Toh Woh Aslam Ko Bhai Bolta!
Regards
Jamil
1006) Hello Daddy,
Today my grades are bad and you are refusing to sign my report card, tomorrow when your health is bad I will not
sign the check. Think about it!
Regards
Sundar
1007) Hello Son,
Tum DJ Banna Chahte Ho, Aiane Mein Dekho Tum Tum DJ Ho, Ek 'Daravne Janwar', Padhai Karo!
Regards
Father
1008) Hello Rehman,
Humari Murgi Ke Ande Mein Twins Nikale, Teri Kasam!
Regards
Jamil
1009) Hello Tom,
Mahatma Gandhiji didn't explain the meaning of freedom to Indians so they think it means getting everything free.
Regards
Manohar
1010) Hello Vakil Sahab,
Kanoon Ke Haath Lambe Hote Hain Es Liye Aapke Haath Humesha Mere Jeb Main Rehte Hain!
Regards
Ganesh
1011) Hello Veena Mailkji,
Aap India Main Holi Ke Din Bhang Piogi Toh Aapko Hi Nahin Pure India Ko Bahut Mazaa Aayega!
Regards
Rajender (Love Lollywood)
1012) Hello Munawar,
Sheik Sahab Shaadi Mein Etna Believe Karte Hain Ki Unki 4 Biwiyan Hain Aur 2 Pati!
Regards
Guni
1013) Hello Pyarelal,
Tu Joh Shakl Leke Office Aata Hain Woh Dekhke Tere Ko Tanqwah Deni Nahin Balki Terese Dubani Tanqwah Leni
Chahihe!
Regards
Seth Gobardhan
1014) Hello Seth,
Aapne Mujh Pe Galat Ilzaam Lagaya, Certificate Nakli Nahin Hain , Balki Bilkul Asli Hain, Bas Mere Bhai Ke Hain!
Usse Toh At Least Job Deejiye!
Regards
Sugreev
Hum naa Mythological serials mein TShirt and Jeans introduce karenge, yeh ek naya trend humko popular kar dega!
Regards
Fashion Bhargav
1016) Hello Raju,
Hum Tera Promotion Kar Rahein Hain, Tere Desk Footpath Par Lagayenge Aur Teri Salary Unlimited Hain Kyunki
Woh Janata Degi!
Regards
Seth Gobardhan
1017) Hello Seth,
Main Aapki Beti Ba Izzat Rickshaw Mein Bithake Leke Gaya Aur Aap Bol Rahein Ho Ki Main Usko Bhagaa Ke Leke
Gaya! Kitna Jhoot Bolte Hain Sab Log!
Regards
Manohar
1018) Hello Beti,
Jyada Kapade Pehnogi Toh Log Bolenge Maa Ke Kapde Pehen Rahin Hai, Humare Status Ka Kuch Toh Khayal
Rakho, Wear Minis!
Regards
Maa
1019) Hello Hrithik Roshan,
Main Akela Hi Hoon Jisne Aapki Har Film Minimum 10 Baar Dekhi Hogi!
Regards
Pakya (Film Projectionist - Gaity Galaxy Cinema)
1020) Hello Raju,
My wife puts my photos on the facebook wall and I want to put her's on my wall with garlands and I am sure many will
'like' it.
Regards
Mahadev Prahlad Dapurkar
Teri Dadi Se Azaadi Paane Ke Liye Maine Azaad Hind Sena Join Ki! Jai Hind!
Regards
Jugal Kishore
1022) Hello Banke Babu,
Afford Nahin Kar Sakte Toh Triplets Kyu Paida Kiye? Family Planning Karo!
Regards
Seth Gobardhan
1023) Hello Sarkaari Babu,
Aap Humare Gaav Mein Subah Hi Aayie Kyunki Humare Gaav Mein Bijlee Nahin Hain Aur Gaav Mein Sabse Gora
Ek Kavva Hain!
Regards
Residents of Kalegaon
1024) Hello Raju,
Before marriage my wife used to say ILU, ILU.. to me and now it is only LIC,LIC...
Regards
Kutty
1025) Hello Ramkishore,
I was asking a lot of questions to my LIC agent about me being able to pay the high premiums and she told me to
think positive in life!
Regards
Balakishore
1026) Hello Rehman,
Market Mein Nayaa Mobile Aaya Hain, Tu Mere Pehle Mat Khareed Varna Woh Out of Fashion Chala Jayega!
Regards
Jamil
1027) Hello Prachi,
When fair and lovely Kunika's dark husband stand before her it is similar to looking at solar eclipse. I use glasses.
Regards
Rose Jhootbole
1028) Hello Gobardhan Seth,
Mere Pitaji Kahan Karte The Ki Boore Waqt Main Boore Log Hi Kaam Aate Hain, Es Liye Main Aapse Madat Maang
Rahan Hoon!
Regards
Mangli
1029) Hello Pushpa,
Tum Tale Hue Pakode Ki Tarah Lag Rahi Ho, Khane Ka Bada Man Karta Haan!
Regards
Barfiraj Kapoor
1030) Hello Son,
If you marry that bitch then though your birth was not planned , your death will be!
Regards
Sadruddin Khilji Mian
1031) Hello Karunesh,
You always put the face photo of your wife on facebook and then ask her if she resembles Rani Mukherjee, can I
please request you to post a full photo of her so that I can give a better opinion?
Regards
Lalchan
1032) Hello Pandurang Kanthoke,
We are going to arrest you because the letter that you sent to Dolly saying "Earth is hotter now than most of past
11,000 Years because you turned 18" reached a day earlier than her 18th birthday!
Regards
Inspector Steep
1033) Hello Professor Godbole,

When my Malayali wife finishes speaking a long sentence in Hindi, I hear the first word. I don't know what to do?
Regards
Ganga Singh
1034) Hello Munna,
Sheher Mein Mere Naam Ke Upar Biscuits Hain , Tumhe Bhej Rahan Hoon. Uspe "Cream Biscuit" Likha Rahega!
Regards
Kareem
1035) Hello Music Director,
Mere Peechle Recording Ke Time Par Music Director Dil Ka Daura Padne Se Achanak Chal Base. Kya Aap Mujhe
Mauka Denge?
I am sending you the recording!
Regards
Super Singer
1036) Hello Babloo,
Aaj Humare Parking Space Teri Car Parked Hain Kal Usme Teri Ambulance Parked Rahegi!
Regards
Shantikumar
1037) Hello Punjab Rao,
Annu Malik Ki Biography Likhna Sabse Difficult Hain , Kyunki Sare Leading Composers Se Milna Padega!
Regards
Bala Publishing
1038) Hello Rehman,
Raaz 3 dekhne ke bad mujhe pata chala ki mahesh bhatt pagal nahin hain, poori bhatt family par kisi jinn ka saya
hain!
Regards
Jamil
1039) Hello Judge,
Agar Ek Gunga Apne Muh Se Keh Rahan Hain Ki "Main Gunga Hoon" Toh Adalat Ko Maan Lena Chahiye Ko Woh
Gunga Hain Varna Ees Duniya Ka Insaaf Par Se Bharosa Uth Jayega!
Regards
Vakil Baaji Ghare
1040) Hello Munna,
Arre Japan Ki Gaadiyan Etni Tez Chalti Hain Ki Driver Peeche Reh Jata Hain! Kasam Se!
Regards
Kareem
1041) Hello Doctor,
Both my children want to become Miss India and I would have been a proud parent had they not being my sons.
Regards
Vasu
1042) Hello Magan,
Main Tere Sapnay Main Aati Hoon Toh Tere Liye Accha Hain Kyunki Mereko Tere Real Life Mein Aane Ko Koi
Interest Nahin Hain! Samjha!
Regards
Hema Bai
1043) Hello Sulochanajee,
Hume Batate Hue Khed Ho Rahan Hain Ki Aapke Pati Inspector Kadam Attankwadiyon Ke Saath Muthbedh Main
Bach Gaye!
Regards
Shaitanpoor Police Chowky
1044) Hello Mukesh Bhatt Sahab,
The work of great people is recognized only after they are long gone and I do wish that time comes sooner for you!
Regards
Hassan Albela
1045) Hello Nandkishore,
I asked the television network to improve their sound quality for blind people and instead they offered to have all
programs with subtitles!
Regards
Ananda Anda
1046) Hello Chintoo,
Every cute child actor has grown up to be an ugly man excluding Urmila Matondkar and that happened only because
she is a woman.
Regards
Mrs Mandolini
1047) Hello Xavier,
Ohh! Sorry I thought you were talking about "Profet" but you were preaching about the "Prophet". No I am not
interested in the meetings.
Regards
Raju Patel
1048) Hello Airport Authorities,
Sir, logically speaking as airlines have to cover much more distance on international flights we need to give them a
longer runway than domestic fights.
Regards
Pilot Jagmohan
1049) Hello Kaamini,
Etna Mere Bacche Ko Godh Mein Lene Ka Shauk Hain Toh Ek Baar Godh Le Le! Karamjali!
Krishnadevi
1050) Hello Digamber,
Do you always have a point to make or it is only me who hears something instructive and logical whenever you say
something?
Regards
Vishesh Reddy
1051) Hi Armstrong Family,
And when Neil reached Moon, my uncle Pratmesh Chandre was already present their to greet him. So though I agree
that Neil Armstrong was the first person to land on Moon, you should also agree that the first person to greet him on
Moon was my uncle Pratmesh Chandre. Chandre family has a tradition of hospitality!
Regards
Purnima Chandre (Chandre Sadan - Nagpur)
1052) Hello Press,
Yes, Chinese copters did enter Indian airspace, but according to our intelligence they did it for fuel. Now you want us
to shoot them down, this is not how we should treat guests.Shame on you!
Regards
External 'Affairs' Minister
1053) Hello Sundar,
I got that you have always managed to get whatever you want by donation. May I ask whether donation played any
role in your birth too? Our college does not have seat for people like you!
Regards
Pramanik Purohit (Principal- Kuber Institute of Tech and Management)
1054) Hello Bandu,
Cocoaine Hum Dabbe Main Dalke Mumbai Ke Dabbewale Se Delivery Karvate Hain! Saala Dabbewale Ko Chodke
Koi Usko Track Nahin Kar Sakta!
Regards
Badam Bhai
1055) Hello Super Singer,
Agar Judge Himesh Bhai Ho Toh Tum Jab Gaa Rahein Ho To Dekhna Ki Unka Muh Khula Hain. Woh Naak Se
Gaate Hain Yeh Toh Sabko Pata Hain Par Woh Muh Se Sunte Hain Yeh Tip Sirf Humare "Qawwal Classes" Hain
Dete Hain. Kaan Khali Showcase Hain!
Regards
Qawwali Raja (Qawwal Classes)
1056) Hello Raja Thakur,
Call centre par kaam karnewali aurat ko Call Girl mat samjho!
Bijli Patel (Call Centre)
1057) Hello Raghu,
And then when the enemy tanks rolled over the mines and were destroyed your Brigadier uncle shouted
"Welcome, please don't mind the mines".
Regards
Colonel Mento
1058) Hello Usman,

Aadhar Card Ke Liye Finger Print Maang Rahein the, Maine Kahan Kyun Bhai Kisika Khoon Hua Mohalle Mein Joh
Humare Finger Print Chahiye!
Regards
Fatima Khatun
1059) Hi Raghu,
I got my pet dog 'Nam Kin' from a Vietnamese Street Food Shop 'Jan Var Mix', dude if you want one , you really need
to go there when the shop opens.
Regards
Jut Bol (Vietnam)
1060) Hello Daddy,
You are invited for our marriage, fortunately this was the only way out of your clause of 'No boyfriends before
graduation'.
Regards
Prerna Thandi (Houston, USA)
1061) Hello Sir,
In order to increase enemy casualties we have developed "Hawa Mines", these are mines which float 5 feet above
ground and explode on contact. That saves money on planting mines too. That's we exceeded the budget three times
over.
Regards
DRDO Official Dhonde
1062) Hello Robert,
South Asian Don was boasting that cops from 11 developing nations could not capture him, so we set a drone on his
tail and got him in a day!
Regards
Tom (Other division of NASA)
1063) Hello Robert,
Actually DRDO stands for 'Dard Do' and not 'Defence Research and Development Organisation' and so it is doing
what it is supposed to do really!
Regards
Dibankar (DRDO)
1064) Hello Daddy,

I have decided to follow your often repeated advice of not waiting for the last moment to get the work done and
so I am going to make my girlfriend pregnant and then start writing your obituary. Meanwhile please begin working on
the will. Does Mom like off white or shining white saree, I am going to get one while it is cheap!
Love
Dilgamesh
1065) Hello Harish,
I realized that Ramesh is gay way back when we were kids when after seeing Tarzan's cartoon he remarked
"Tarzan's pant also grew as Tarzan grew up, how interesting?".
Regards
Purshottam
1066) Dear Ashwathamma,
Sorry the life long subscription of National Geography for 800 dollars is not for you!
Regards
National Geography Natwar
1067) Hello Villagers,
You need to sleep early for good health and so we cut power at night. Government does care for your future!
Regards
Khandi Babu
1068) Hello Literacy Council,
When my uncle went to educate women from house to house in his native village, actually the number of new born
increased. So I don't agree with your findings that education has negative impact on population growth.
Regards
Sampurn Khole
1069) Hello Rehman,
Ladki Bade Ghar Thi Fir Bhi Maine Usee Thukraya, Uske Baap Ka Tabela Tha Aur Woh Sab Wohi Rehte The!
Regards
Jamil
1070) Hello Leader,
We have a new slogan for asking funds "Jo De Woh Gopala Jo Na De Uska Muh Kaala", surely this will be a
success.
Regards
Chunar Singh
1071) Hello Kamani,
Jisse Tum Tumhara Balak Kehti Ho Woh Asal Main Ek Bullock Hain! Chintu Ko Kam Khilao, Apne Liye Nahin Toh
Desh Ki Bhuki Janta Ke Liye!
Regards
Rose Jhootbole
1072) Hello Raghu,
Merey Uncle Etne Patle The Ki Hindi movie "Kati Patang" Main Patang Ka Role Unhone Kiya Aur Es Liye Uss Picture
Main Patang Nahin Dikhayee Dee. Etne Patle The Merey Uncle!
Regards
Ram
1073) Hello Tanpure,
Purane Dilli Mein Sirf Tera Chacha Hi Tha Joh Naye Kapade Daalke Ghoom Rahan Tha. Tabhi Hume Pata Chala Ke
Yeh
New Delhi Ka Hain, Es Liye Humne Kidnap Kiya!
Ghatok Singh
1074) Hello Dolly,
Kisike Baap Ke Baare Main Bura Nahin Kehna Chahiye Es Liye Main Keh Rahan Hoon Ki Tumhare Pitaji Bade Naye
Khayalat Ke Jawan Admi Hain Aur Main Bujurg Hoon Aur Khayalat Purane Hain. OK.
Regards
Deepak
1075) Hello Purshottam Jee,
Agar Aap Humare Unpaad Logon Se Milenge Toh Unka Inferiority Complex Door Ho Jayega. Please come!
Regards
Bansi Raj
1076) Hello Deepak,
My relationship status was single a few days back and now it is pregnant. Well, why don't have that as an option for
status in facebook. Any more questions?
Regards
Dolly
1077) Hello Prerna,
Tum Shaadi Ka Socha Aur Meanwhile Main Honeymoon Ka Sochta, Varna Tum Bologi Ki Ladka Aage Ka Nahin
Sochta.
Regards
Sagunesh
1078) Hello Shri Newton,
The answer to the query that why did the apple fall on your head is very clear in your horoscope. In your past life you
were a mischievous monkey Manmohan in Kashi and you used to hide in the branches of an apple tree and then
purposefully drop apples on the Brahmins sleeping under the tree.Then one day all the Brahmins of the city gathered
apples and took shot at you and as none of their apples hit you, you started laughing uncontrollably and as a result
you lost your balance and fell off the tree and you died. Yet as you had thrown an apple more than the apples that
were thrown at you, the law of Karma got back to you in this life! There are many other things that you have done in
your past lives and in order to escape from the consequences I am inviting you to Kashi so that we can do a Yagna
involving animal sacrifices. Please reply at your earliest.
Regards
Pundit Babu Ganesh (Kashi)
1079) Hello Raju,
Sudarshan uncle has been hospitalized. He was trying to see whether he can spread his legs and sit on one end of
the seesaw and suddenly without any warning 115 pounds 5th grader sat on the other end. Twice.
Regards
Sharman
1080) Hello Kanta,
Mere Pitaji Ulte-Sidhe Sawaal Nahin Puchte Bas Utle-Ulte Sawaal Puchte Hain Aur Unko Uska Seedha Seedha
Jawaab Chahiye Rehta Hain Varna Woh Cross Ho Jaate Hain. Yaad Rakhana.
Regards
Sadanand
1081) Hello Balamkishore,
Now I am a wealthy man and so please make sure that you give me a call to let me know that you are going to call
me. I am very busy nowadays.
Regards
Palamkishore
Please give me full marks for the answer to the question "How many seasons are there in a year?", well the answer is
one, come to my hometown Cherrapunjee and see for yourself.
Regards
Banaku John
1083) Hello Warden,
We don't want you people assigning "Rational" numbers to us for identification; it sort of beats the purpose of us
being here. Think about it, you have 2 minutes.
Regards
Chamka Nilambar (Mental Hospital) (Outside you door + 40 others ... oops again a rational number, hehe)
1084) Dear Sister,
Raksha Bandhan has a very long history and way back then things were very cheap, at that time a buffalo was
cheaper than its milk.But now the cost of living has increased and so I don't think that brother giving gift to sister when
she ties Rakhee is entirely feasible. So you send the Rakhee and I will send you blessings which are free.
Regards
Brother
1085) Hi Odd Khan,
If you are odd with me again I will get even with you.
Regards
Even Khan (Kandahar)
1086) Hello Deepak,
Your Sajjan uncle was not told to resign because of him being workaholic as he told us but he was fired because he
is a work-alcoholic. He often used to come drunk to the office and finally teased his boss's wife.
Regards
Dolly
1087) Hello Son,
I wish that you celebrate Mother's day on 20th Jan because that is when your paternal grandmother died due
mysterious illness. I am sure your father will also feel good about it, just don't tell him it was my suggestion.
Regards
Mother
1088) Hello Nivi,
Tumhari Bua Ek Baddua Hain!
Regards
Babu Chinnu
1089) Hello Birju,
Highway Par Cycle Chalaoge Toh Ankheh Lalita Pawar Jaisi Ho Jayengi!
Regards
Manohar Kalia
1090) Hello Babu Ganesh,
He divorced her due to the complication that arose during the delivery of the baby - the baby resembled the family
doctor!
Regards
Mangal
1091) Hello Raju,
Tera Baap 2 mile school chalke es liye jaata tha kyunki woh pure gaav ki ladkiyon ko milke school jaata tha. School
toh uske neighborhood main thi!
Regards
Pappu Kaka
1092) Hello Ronnie,
He said he is a hacker and when I went to his home he started running behind me with an axe in his hand. I don't
trust the profiles
these boys create for themselves any more!
Regards
Stella
1093) Hello Reporters,
In order to prove that I am secular I accepted Islam and then when people started doubting my conversion I had take
another wife to prove that I have really converted. So that is the reason behind me marrying second time!
Regards
Neta Sudam Ali (Sudama)
1094) Hello Begum,
I stood outside the door said "Open Sesame" and I heard a woman's voice from behind the door saying "Not now
Alibaba, can't you just wait for a day, Jesus!".
Regards
Hassan (Alibaba's brother)
1095) Hello Raju,

Haan! Haan! Malhotra Jee Humare Jaan Pehchaan Kay Hain. Abhi Joh Roz Jaan Leta Hain Usse Pehchaan To Hogi
Hi Na!
Regards
John
1096) Hello Gayatri,
I went to a restaurant which had a board on which it was written in bold letters 'Crocodile Meat' and once I entered it
and demanded crocodile meat, they were ready to feed me to a crocodile.I will not go to Australia again!
Regards
Chandan Patel (The only non veg Patel)
1097) Hello Shanti Seth,
And so my grandfather invented the time machine and went 200 years back in past and stayed there only because of
low cost of living.
Regards
Chandan Patel
1098) Hello Netajee,
Mujhe Politics Ka A,B,C,D bhi maloom nahin hain aur usse koi farak nahin padta kyunki vaise bhi humare desh main
saare anpadh hi neta bante hain.
Regards
Student Leader Vishari
1099) Hello Patient,
We care for our patients so much that we don't let him out of the ICU till it is almost 24 hours after we have shown
him the medical bill.
Regards
Doctor Shaan
1100) Hello Munna,
So when my wife left my house and ran away I also left my house and ran away. This is what I call tit for tat!
Regards
Madhusudhan
1101) Hello Gabbar,

Aadmi Toh Bahut The Magar Humko Teen Tak Hi Counting Aati Hain!
Regards
Kalia (Ramgarh Hospital)
1102) Hello Ram Charan,
Fir end mein pata chala ki Thakur hi serial killer hain aur es liye fingerprints nahin milte the.
Regards
Jay (Ramgarh)
1103) Hello Veeru,
Main Gabbar Ke Team Main Nahin Hoon, Woh Gaav Wale Mereko 'Samba Dance' Karke Dikha Kehke Roz Bolte
Hain Es Liye Main Pahad Par Jaake Baitha. Banduk Es Liye Hain Taaki Gaavwale Upar Naa Chade!
Regards
Samba
1104) Hello Lawyer,
Mostly log horizontal sleep walking karte hain magar main kal vertical sleep walking ki aur main Rampur ke Paani Ke
Tanki Par Chadh Gaye. Then I had to act drunk and propose Basanti or else the villages would have killed me saying
I am possessed. I want to file for separation!
Regards
Veeru
1105) Hello Sunny,
Agar Fevicol Nahin Hota Toh Tu Nahin Hota. Jay Uncle Ne Fevicol Leke Do Coins Ko Chipkaya Taaki Donon Side
Head Aaye. Es Liye Veeru Bach Gaya! Unke Ad Ke Liye Paise Mat Lena!
Regards
Basanti
1106) Hello Jay aur Veeru,
Gabbar Ko Khatm Karne Kay Baad Humare Ghar Par Aane. Ramgarh Kay Choley Bahut Famous Hain, Main Apne
Pairon Se Banake Khilaunga!
Regards
Thakur
1107) Hello Jay aur Veeru,
Woh Thakur Pickpocketer Hain, Kisika Shaq Na Jaaye Es Liye Shirt Kay Andar Haath Chupata Hain Aur Meray
Naam Leta Hain. Believe Me!
Yours Sincerely,
Gabbar
1108) Hello Veeru,

Abhi Ramgarh Main Modernization Ke Wajah Se Main Bus Driver Ho Chuki Hoo Aur Bacche Mujhe 'Bus Aunty' Karke
Pukarte Hain!
Regards
Basanti
1109) Hello Gyneacologist,
Main Tu Sirf Jeb Main Haath Dalta Hoon Aur Log Mujhe Gaaliyan Dete Hain Aur Tumhe Bolte Hain 'Doctor Sahab
Thank You'. Kya Zamana Hain!
Regards
Dagad Chor
1110) Hello Savitri,
We took our son on the top of the 'Leaning tower of Pizza' and he was leaning over from it. Today's kids don't care
about their safety.
Regards
Gajeshwari
1111) Hello Friend,
Daddy Ka 'Parinda' Picture dekhane ke baad maine toh decide kar liya ki honeymoon shaadi ke pehle karne main
point hain.
Regards
Sonam Kapoor
1112) Hello Raghu,
Don't disturb your daddy when he is playing chess alone, you know how much he hates losing!
Regards
Mom
1113) Hello Bhatt Sahab,
Agar Aap Shahajahan Ke Jagah Hote Toh 'Raaz Mahal' Banate Aur Mumtaz Ka Bhoot Sab Tourist Ki Leta Tha!
Regards
Ucchikiran
1114) Hello Soorma Bhopali,
We always used to think that you are "Bhopal Gas Tragedy"! Apologize!
Regards
Jay and Veeru
1115) Hi Dolly,
Many happy returns of the day! May everyday of this year be your birthday! That will get rid of you quickly!
Regards
Pari Babu
1116) Hello Kanta,
Man proposes, God disposes and the Government opposes!
Regards
Revolutionary Kanta
1117) Hello Robert,
Niagara falls is a such huge wastage of precious resource like water, especially when there are people dying of thirst
you are allowing water to flow away! I object it.
Regards
Gangaram
1118) Hello Mullah 2 Pyaza,
Aur phir Tansen ne excitement mein aake Raag Malhar gaaya aur heavy baarish hui. Shahenshah Akbar ne usko
saaz-e-maut di kyunki unhone umbrella nahin laaya tha. Weather Department ke logonko bhi unhone haathi ke
pairon tale kuchall diya kyunki unka prediction of "clear skies" galat nikala.
Regards
Birbal
1119) Hello Kushal,
We are hiring you as a reporter for our newspaper 'Marwari Times', we want to express whatever you want to in least
amount of words so that we can print more articles and save on paper. Also please put photos only when they are
highly required.
Regards
Seth (Marwari Times)
1120) Hello CBI,
I heard him introduce himself as a Bookkeeper, I am little hard on hearing and if I knew he is a bookie I wouldn't have
picked up his calls. Also when he talked about betting I heard it as batting ..
Regards
Player
1121) Hello CBI,
I thought spot fixing was related to the washing powder I was going to sponsor for some Dubai based company.
Regards
Player
1122) Hello Teja,
Main duniya ke saare badnaam logon ko janata hoon aur tu kehta firta hain ki main badnaam hoon!
Regards
Salim
1123) Hello Bhishma Uncle,
I picked up a fight with Duryodhana because he called my father "Pandu".
Regards
Yudhist
1124) Hi Devi,
Well I am against killing strays but we should make an exception for my straying husband.
Regards
Shri Devi
1125) Hello Devi,
I got a marriage proposal from a cricketer and he said that he has never participated in betting and so I immediately
rejected him for lacking honesty. A guy might be involved in betting but he should be honest about it, I am looking for
honesty.
Regards
Rose Jhootbole
1126) Hello Kamini,
Shreeshant promised me that he will give me a spot in the IPL cricket team. I will never trust any guy again!
Regards
Damini
1127) Hello Rajeev,
Nowadays instead of seeing IPL, we prefer going to a casino! That way the odds favor us!
Regards
Rustogi Family
1128) Hello Son,
The number of people required to play a game of cricket is 24, 11 players each from the two teams playing and one
bookie and one umpire. Sometimes when we are lucky the umpire is the bookie, in that case 23 people would do.
Regards
Father
1129) Hello Leena,

If given a choice between having a cricket player as a husband or a bookie I would still choose the player because he
can become a bookie anytime but vice versa is not true. So for financial stability it is better to a marry a player, just
like some people prefer government job to private sector for stability.
Regards
Teena
1130) Hello Lawyer,
My wife asked for a divorce and I slept with my secretary. So what if these events didn't exactly happen in the
sequence I am saying! I am still stating the facts and court wants facts!
Regards
Binni Ram
1131) Hello Chanda,
Mera Naam Manav Hain, Mere Daddy Ka Naam Hain Akash Aur Merey Mummy Ka Naam Hain Bhoomi. Agar Tum
Mujhse Shaadi Karogi Toh Humari Ek Stellar Family Hogi. Bacche Ka Naam Hum Armstrong Rakenge!
Regards
Manav
1132) Hello Champa,
Yes, my brother does take drugs but he only takes it when he can afford it and he can seldom afford it. He doesn't lie
or steal to get them and so I didn't feel it necessary to mention. You are expecting too much in a life partner.
Regards
Mukunda
1133) Hello Stella,
When I said that Robert is my life partner I didn't mean that we are gays; it is just that we were serving a life sentence
together. There is no need to panic!
Regards
Lovelo
1134) Hello Rustogee,
Thanks for the one dollar donation. It is great to see that people like you have a small and fixed budget for charity and
are so skeptical about how it used and yet you pray to God to keep an unlimited budget of happiness and that too
dispense it without testing you!
Regards
Pinky
1135) Hello Ravi,
Yaar casino mein paisa harne ke baad , Mahabharat Ka Yudhisthir joh 'jua na khelo' pravachan diya tha apne
draupadi bhabhi ke saath woh unfortunate incident hone ke baad, ab thoda sense kar rahan hain.
Regards
Joman
1136) Hello Parmit,
Jab Tum Dowry Mangte Ho Naa Tab Aisa Lagata Hain Ki Langoor Angoor Khane Ke Paise Mang Rahan Hain!
Regards
Pammi
1137) Hello Mukund,
As your uncle was a musician all his body organs worked in perfect harmony and that's why when one kidney failed
the other one followed immediately.
Regards
Dr Anmol Shabd
1138) Hello Karna Sahab,
Aapka Rath Ka Wheel Ka Alignment Ek Dum Barabar Hain, Aap Aaj Bindaas Maara Maari Ke Liye Ground Pe Jao.
Humare Garage Ki Gaurantee Hain!
Regards
Mahadev from Mahadev Pramanik Motor Garage
1139) Hello Romank,
Mein Teri Tarah Bike Es Liye Nahin Chalata Kyun Chotte Log Chotti Cheezen Chalate Hain.
Regards
Manjit Singh (Truck Driver)
1140) Hello Mandakinijee,
'Ram Teri Ganga Maili' Picture Main Aapki Acting Ne Meri Aankeh Khol Di Aur Maine Actor Banne Ka Socha. Thank
you.
Regards
Raju Khan
She notices everything and nobody notices her and so she is absolutely a good candidate to be my
supervisor.People bereft of outer and inner beauty are often compensated by power and money!
Regards
Leela
1142) Hello CIA,

There is no need for us to spy on Indian citizens as they are so talkative that hardly anything remains a secret.
Regards
Indian Government Official
1143) Hello Robert,
You can judge our competency by the fact that in the entire history of the Indian Civil Service not one official has
been suspended or fired for incompetence.
Regards
Indian Government Official Doodhiram
Victim Baal Kaatne Gaya Tha Aur Sar Katvake Aaa Gaya Lagata Hain! Ha Ha!
Regards
Joking Havaldar Jogle
For many years I confused forensics with foreign-sick and so used to ask the victims relations whether the victim had
gone abroad and fallen sick. Ha Ha!
Regards
The government should make it compulsory for every citizen to get his post mortem done while he is alive so that we
don't have to waste precious time doing it after murder happens.
Regards
Checking for foot prints is more important than checking for finger prints because foot prints would let us know
whether murderer has left the house or not.
Regards
1148) Hello Soorangani,
Khoobsoorat Tu Etni Hain Ki
Bigad Jaaye Har Aadmi Ki Niyaat
Peeche Pade Hain Munde Tere Aise

Jaise Tu Hain Kisi Rais Budhe Ki Aakhri Vasiyaat
Regards
Pestonjee
For many years I thought that alibi is the plural of albino!
Regards
Humara Ladka Drugs Leta Hain Eska Matlab Yeh Nahin Hota Ki Humane Aapse Jhoot Bola Ki "Jumare Ladke Mein
Koi Buri Aadat Nahin Hain", Darasal Woh Kisi Aadat Ko Buri Maanta Hi Nahin Toh Usme Buri Aadat Ho Kaise Sakte
Hain! Aap Bataye!
Regards
Mr and Mrs Bansal
1151) Hello Mrs Khanna,
I asked your 10 year old Rahul to write about bing bang and he wrote that " When the old couple next door was
making out all the neighbors heard a big bang" and he is asking me to give him full marks for that. Please come and
meet me soon.
Regards
Kaveri Teacher
1152) Hello Cannibal X,
I am thinking of going vegan and so would be renting out my apartment to a few Gujaratis!
Regards
Cannibal Y
1153) Hello Judge,
How can my client Dr Rustogi be responsible for his patients death? He was partying when the patient died! This is
not the first time that such a case has been filed against him, I am now going to sue all these people for defamation.
Regards
Lawyer Santanand

When Mrs Savitri read the newspaper headline that "Snoring can kill", she murdered her snoring husband thinking
that no one will suspect her and initially no one did. Unfortunately she did that in Big Boss!
Regards
Joking Havladar Jogle
1155) Hello Boss,
Shit! we sent the kidnapped boy to his home with the ransom note!
Regards
Bandu
1156) Hi Princess,
You kissed my frog boyfriend and he became a prince and then you married him. But do you realize that now 1000
tadpoles have to live without their father. Nature is cruel but women like you are crueler. All my sons will croak you to
death or the slimmest one will enter your throat when you snore and choke you. I don't know what the f%%k you have
to do , so it and turn that prince back in to a frog. Your time starts now and remembers time in tadpole world is much
shorter than yours!
Regards
Shingrani Froge
1157) Hello Bete Aslam,
Maine Do Baar "Talaaq" Bola Hi Tha Ki Teesri Baar Bolne Ke Pehle Mujhe Stroke Attack Aaya, Bas Uss Din Tumhari
Maa Merey Roz Ees Halat Main 100-200 Photo Nikalkar Chanda Ekatta Karti Hain Aur Ek Futi Kowdi Mujhe Nahin
Deti , Khud Kha Jaati Hain.
Regards
Aslam
As per your advise I told my 3 year old that everyday is her birthday and now everyday she is asking me for a
birthday gift. My wife has to bake a new cake every day and the people are complaining that there is a shortage of
candles. I think I will be the first person to get lung cancer due to blowing balloons. Now she wants a new dress every
day! F%%k you!
Regards
Guni Babu
Jab Se Aapne Mere Bete Ramu Ko Pravachan Diya Ki "Bhagwan Sab Dektha Hain" Tab Se Woh Ek Hi Tshirt Aur
Pant Pehenke Baitha Hain. Bolta Hain Ki Usse Bhagwan Ke Saamne Kapadke Badalte Hue Sharam Aati Hain. Baaki
Ke Problems Main Khat Main Nahin Likh Sakti!
Regards
Gunjan Devi
1160) Hello Grandson,

In today's period of uncertainty it is really good to see that at least cricket matches are fixed.Please put my pension
money on ..
Regards
Grandpa (@Hospital)
We have two types of mango for sale- one has the insect living inside it and the other has the insecticide on it. Your
choice!
Regards
Mangolal Fruit Seller and Fruit Juice Maker and Seller
1162) Hello Doctor,
When I asked my wife that how did she get pregnant when I was away from her for a year , she replied "Pollination".
Is it possible?
Regards
Gangup
1163) Hello Dolly,
My father was a fireman and so strong were his survival instincts then whenever there was a fire he used to run in
direction opposite to that shouting " Let me get some some water, move away"!
Regards
Dinesh
1164) Hello Rehman,
Aaj Teacher Ne Bola "Tereko Main Sikhaunga Grammer" Aur Main Bola "Jaa Mar".
Regards
Jamil
1165) Hello Rann Kishore,
Once I reached a place called "Out of place" and even there I felt out of place and so I admitted myself in this mental
asylum!
Regards
Mann Kishore (Mental Asylum)
1166) Hello Rajan,
My five year old kept on asking me for chocolate and so I took some time out and explained to him the concept of
money and then for the whole asked I him for money! After that he stopped asking chocolate and he has started
asking for money!
Regards
Mani
1167) Hello Robert,
First you British stole our Kohinoor Diamond and now you are asking discount on Kohinoor Basmati Rice. I will not
even sell it to you! Jai Desiland!
Regards
Qatar Singh
1168) Hello Peter,
Actually we Desis respect time and so whenever the time comes to do anything we just stand there in respect of time.
Regards
Indi Babu
1169) Hello Left Kidney,
We both processed the same amount of alcohol but you are healthy and I am about to fail. That's Karma!
Regards
Right Kidney
1170) Hello Left Eye,
We both looked at her but her boyfriend punched me only. All I can see now is injustice in this world!
Regards
Right Eye
1171) Hello Right Hand,
The work that we are assigned promotes a rigid caste system.
Regards
Left Hand
1172) Hello Reporter Kishan!
Haan! Main Unn Sab Bacchon Ka Baap Hoon Par Maine Shaadi Es Liye Nahin Ki Kyunki Main Bajrangi Bali Ka
Bhakt Hoon!
Regards
Bajrangi Pandey
1173) Hello Optimist,
Call a rose by any name, still it will have thorns!
Regards
Pessimist
1174) Hello Aslam,
The Sheik sold my uncle an oasis and it actually was a mirage.

Regards
Jansher
1175) Hello Don,
Pakya could run faster than a bullet but then that day he ran fast towards it.
Regards
Chotta Macchi
1176) Hello Karan,
Luckily I wasn't around then other wise the three merchants would have followed me to Gauri's bedroom instead of
following the Star of Bethlehem to Jesus
Regards
Superstar Shah Rukh Khan
1177) Hello Reporter Kishan,
If we try to save money while building infrastructure then others will think that we are a poor nation. It's okk with
people like you but I have to travel abroad every week.
Regards
Politician
1178) Hello Rann Kishore,
Prince William Partial Indian Hone Se Tu Angrez Nahin Banata Babua! Khush Kyun Ho Rahan Hain?
Regards
Vijay Sur
1179) Hello Son,
The reason for your birth was that God felt that the average human intelligence should not increase beyond a certain
point. With decreasing mortality your birth was the only option he had.
Regards
Father
1180) Hello Raju,
So today on Father's day I did the touching gesture of writing my step father's will without letting him know of it. I even
signed it for him and guess how thrilled if he would be when he finds my name everywhere in it.
Regards
Raman
1181) Hello Husband,
If you don't fire your secretary Pinky by today evening then my father Pehelwan Manak will be your new bodyguard.
Your choice!
Regards
Minni
1182) Hello Raju,
The prisoner said that he wants to talk to his lawyer and so I arrested the lawyer and put him in the same cell.
Everything is possible in my Police Chowky.
Regards
Inspector Dande
1183) Hello Rustum,
Before moving in please let me know if there are any pets in your house. The last guy didn't have any pets but he was
his wife's pet and that is ok if you let me know in advance.
Regards
Sohrab
1184) Hello Rehman,
Latif is so humble and he so much doesn't want to be a part of the limelight that he officially changed his name to
"Anonymous".
Regards
Jamil
1185) Hello Judge,
I have a blind eyewitness to the conversation that took place between a deaf and a mute person.
Regards
Lawyer
1186) Hello Judge,
If having pre marital sex makes us husband and wife then I will be very shy calling you "My Lord!".
Regards
Kalabai (Lal Batti Chowk) (Kathak classes also)
1187) Hello Banesh,
I went to a cartoonist for my caricature and he advised me to save money by taking a photograph.
Regards
Suresh Kande
1188) Hello Doctor,
Actually we have Sibling rivalry between us and that's causing a lot of tension in our marriage!
Regards
Mr and Mrs Toby (Texas)
1189) Hello Sports Sir Jhumpa,
I am sorry we didn't realize that table tennis doesn't mean that we have to stand over the table and play tennis. Can
you please waive off the fine for breaking the dinner table?
Regards
Sagun and Gunin
1190) Hello Son,
Lion is not the king of the jungle that was true a long time back. Lion is the king of circus. The king of the jungle is a
poacher and just like a lion doesn't belong to a circus, the poacher also doesn't belong to the jungle. Your textbooks
need a revision.
Regards
Father
1191) Hello Sons,
You are still very young to handle swords, please practice swordfight using knives.
Regards
Kunwar Virendra
1192) Hello Ram,
When the girl told me she is Half Indian, I asked her which half is Indian and she slapped me. All I meant was
whether her father is an Indian or mother.
Regards
Sham
1193) Hello Sexologist,
My wife refuses to undress, she is always hiding her awesomeness in the shell. What can I do to relax her?
Regards
Da Male Tortoise
1194) Hi Chat Friend Stella,
I am Qutub and I stay in the red tower in Delhi which locals call as Qutub Minar. It was build just last year but we
purposefully made it look like it is 700 years old for aesthetic purpose. You can ask anyone in Delhi for my home
address.
Regards
Qutub
1195) Hi Abdul,
If you want to visit United States of America then fly to New York and if you want to visit United Estates of America
then you can fly to Baghdad,Kandahar so on ..
Regards
Bulbul Shah
1196) Hello Tortoise,
I am luckier than you because most of time that our young owner is touching me, she is in a swimsuit.
Regards
Turtle
1197) Hello Don,
Pakya used a watch which runs faster than the usual watches to set the time bomb and it exploded in his hands. I
guess that was not the most effective way to improve performance.
Regards
Nanha Koli
1198) Hello Madam,
Please read my never ending poem on my favorite animal Popat ..
Jab Piano Bajaye Popat
Khareedu Mein Ticket
Yaa Dekhu Fokat
Tu Hil Mat
Jab Piano Nikala Naklee
Popat Bana Bruce Lee!
Shant Hua Jab Di Mirchi
Popat Ne Phir Maangi Bansi!

Jab Bansi Bajaye Popat
Khareedu Mein Ticket
Yaa Dekhu Fokat ..
Regards
Gajunu Sultanpuri (Standard 1)
1199) Hello Prerna,
Kuch Karo, Merey Bete Ke Liye Ladki Dhoondo , Uss Din Woh Naukrani Ko Bola Ki "Aapko Kahin Dekha Hain?" Aur
Naukrani Boli "Kareeena Meri Duplicate Hain". Arre Randhir Kapoor Ki Abhi Ki Shakl Leke Naukrani Kehti Hain Ki
Kareena
Uski Duplicate Hain!
Regards
Mrs Sharma
1200) Hello Female Rattle Snake,
Mahesh Bhatt has asked you to do an item song in his movie because you shake your body so well and your bite is
venomous! Just that Emraan will smooch and I will be left jealous of a dead man!
Regards
Male Rattle Snake
1201) Hello Stella,
Noah has gone looking for a unicorn. I f#$$ing told him it doesn't exist and he just wants to prove me wrong! Stupid
men!
Regards
Noah
1202) Hello Raju,
I will give you full marks for saying that Rainbow has only 4 colors due to your color blindness.
Regards
Teacher Baarik Shah
1203) Hello Tenants,
I have a lot of experience of preventing people in the building from going out but none in preventing people from
outside to come in because I have always been the "Bhoot Bangle Ka Chowkidaar".
Regards
Balam Mughlia
1204) Hello Daddy,
Agar Aapke Doston Ke Paas Bahut Job Offer Hain Toh Aap Do Karlo, Mereko Enjoy Karne Ka Hain.
Regards
Son (Recently Graduated)
1205) Hello Facebook Friends,
Sorry, today I could not post the pictures of the food I ate or the places I visited and you must left wonder where this
girl is! There is no power in the house and I had to walk an hour in rain to this internet cafe to post this message. I will
try my best to find some advice or social message and share it and if I can't do it then I will post two tomorrow. Also
try Jenny's Vada Paav its damn good.. I tried it today!
Love
Sukumari Sharma
1206) Hello Dolly,
I somehow asked a passerby to send you this message - don't marry Deepak, I am begging near his house since
past 25 years and they haven't given me a single ruppee till today. Actually Deepak even didn't give me the money
that he owes me for the bike that he uses to take you for a ride. Actually he doesn't require a bike to take you for a
ride!
Regards
Dagdu Beggar
1207) Hello Obama,
At least Russia agrees that Snowden is there and they are not going to extradite him. We would love to have Russia
as our neighbor instead of Pakistan which even denies that Dawood is there.
Regards
Reporter Kishan
1208) Hello Martian Rock Rocky,
The humans don't know that we can talk!
Regards
Martian Rock John
My son Raju sits inside a box while studying all the subjects and then sits next to it while studying the subject you
teach. When I asked him about it , he said that you have asked him to think 'Out of the box' for your subject. Should I
tell his sister to do the same from now, as she will be studying the subject in your class from the next year. This will
give her the requisite practice.
Regards
Monahari Juhumpa Sehari
1210) Hello Bindu,
Maine Pati KO Paav Bhaji Banake Ko Bola Aur Usne Mujhe Masala Dalke Paav Ke Tukde Khilaye!
Regards
Mandodari
1211) Hello Alibaba,
I told the genie of the lamp to change the password of the cave door; it is no longer "Open Sesame". Try hacking into
it now.. Loser..
Regards
Alladin
1212) Hello Tata,
My name is Pushpam Patekar but since I have started driving Nano every one has started calling me 'Nano Patekar'.
It is difficult to get married as women think I am related to 'Nana Patekar', can you please change the name of the
car?
Regards
Pushpam Patekar
1213) Hello Sundari,
If you want to marry Superman instead of me please notice that Superman is an alien and there is a chance that your
offspring might be an nine-legged-one-testicle-no-mouth cross between a roach and a octopus.
Regards
Sundar
1214) Hello Akbar,
Birbal got the visa and now is a famous stand up comedian and is touring Europe, he is not going to come back to
you.
Regards
Helen of Holland
1215) Hello King of England,
Emperor Akbar has 300 wives and countless concubines and he spends all his time with Birbal. I am not sure is this
is not being gay then what is?
Regards
Lord Gaylee (Agra)
1216)
1217) Hello Deepak,
For you to go away permanently from Dolly's life I offer you a 25 lakh by check or 20 lakh by cash. If you take the
check then we will have sit together at the year end to fill the taxes. Why don't you just take our civic and I will claim
insurance that way it is easier for all of us as even Dolly will have to study then.
Regards
Seth Amirchand
1218) Hello Vishwamitra,
Aapne 'Om Namah Shivay' Toh 1 million times bola par yeh area Lord Vishnu Ke Under Hain. At least Menaka ke
saath online chat toh karte , kiye naa 100 years waste. Main Toh Pehle Hi Bolne Wala Tha Par Tereko Tab Bolne Se
Time Ka Importance Nahin Pata Chalta, Es Liye Main Abhi Bol Rahan Hoon!
Regards
Nandi
1219) Hello Monkey King,
We forgot to blast the bridge that we made to Lanka with dynamite and now the demons have entered Tamil Nadu
using it.
Regards
Monkey Minister (Ramayana Times)
1220) Hello Raju,
The Patel twins were so dumb that they realized they are twins only when they became adults.
Regards
Chandru
1221) Hello Mukesh,
The MLA gave my uncle a cash reward for being the person who put the largest number of votes for him in the recent
election. We really love our MLA .
Regards
Rahim
1222) Hello Janua,
So when my uncle refused the apple offered by the tribal saying he likes to eat a pineapple only the tribal gave him a
mix of porcuPINE meat and apple and made him eat it. From then my uncle never refuses anything.
Regards
Mumbli
1223) Hello Kamana,

My father rejected the marriage proposal of a chef who said he cooks for airlines saying that a man who cooks
disgusting food and further serves it in small portion is not worth living itself.
Regards
Manisha
1224) Hello Air Hostess,
On my 30th birthday the airlines told me that I should now handle more responsibility and so they are promoting me
to serve the economy class from the business class I was serving.
Regards
Air Hostess Binaca
1225) Hello Business Class Passenger,
When a plane gets hijacked, generally the business class passengers are killed or tortured first. Hijackers have thing
common with common people, they also hate rich people.
Regards
Economy Class Passenger
1226) Hello Pilot,
Why can't you just take the plane on the side and park it in case of a sudden turbulent weather? Have you learnt
driving or did you only learn flying planes? Useless!
Regards
Passenger Ramnik Patel
1227) Hello Akram,
'Sheikh airlines' was launched but no one traveled in it because the pilot and air hostess were duty free.
Regards
Sheikh of Dubai
1228) Hello Ramesh,
Mogambo Es Liye Humesha Khush Rehta Tha Kyunki Mr India Usse Invisible Hoke Humesha Gudgulee Karta Tha.
Sab Mile Huye Hain!
Regards
Nataraj
1229) Hello Darwin,

How come my blonde girlfriend exists if 'Survival of the fittest' is what is going on? Answer me or start reading Bible!
Regards
Bob
1230) Hello Bob,
We are truly secular and we support conversion, you can see for yourself that recently all of us converted all the
dollars we had in to rupee.
Regards
NRI Ramesh
1231) Hello Raja,
My name is not Madhusudan, I am 'Madhu from Sudan'. How many times more should I tell you that? You moron!
Regards
Madhu from Sudan
Instead of teaching children to sing 'London Bridge is falling down' you should tell them to sing 'Indian Rupee is falling
down' that would be grounded in reality and patriotic too.
Regards
Reported Kishan
1233) Hello Ram,
When I complained to the air hostess that there is a dead cockroach in my Jain meal she apologized for it being
dead.
Regards
Jubin Sanghavi
1234) Hello Raju,
Your wife has gone to her parents house and so you have this once-in-wife-time oppurtunity to have a late night
dance party at home. Lets do it.
Regards
Janardhan Bokhre
1235) Hello Manish,
My history teacher Ithihaas Sir repeats every sentence twice and says he doesn't require medical help because
everyone knows that history repeats itself!
Regards
Kulbhushan
1236) Hello Kamini,
As Kishore Kumar is dead and so he can't sing and therefore it is a fact that I am better singer than him. So I didn't lie
to you about it before marriage.
Regards
Manmohan
1237) Hello Tejinder,
Jab Sab Log Jallianwala Bagh Gaye Tab Main Chupke 'Kaliyon Walla Bagh' Gaya Aur Es Liye Main Bach Gaya. Es
Liye
Naach Ganaa Ka Shauk Humesha Dangerous Nahin Hota!
Regards
Preet Singh (Amritsar)
1238) Hello Sheik Sir,
We do have a 4 bedroom apartment with one bed in each bedroom but we don't have a one bedroom apartment with
four beds in the bedroom that you asked for.Camels are not allowed!
Regards
Ali (Real Estate Vistate Agency)
1239) Hello Kajre,
The best way to ensure that you eat slowly is to deliberately eat the things that you don't like to eat. Please refer my
website for my other useful medical opinions.
Regards
Dr Dhoke
1240) Hello Sir,
Because of your lecture about radioactivity causes cancer my son Raghu doesn't allow anyone to turn on the radio.
Regards
Kunj Bihari
1241) Hello Ram Kishore,
I bought 5 lottery tickets and when my wife shouted I explained to her the concept of probability and how buying 5
increases my chances of winning. She studied probability the whole night and in the morning ran off with the Lottery
Seller. That's why I am against teaching Math to women in my village.
Regards
Jugalram
1242) Hi Arjun,
Nobody ever wins at the Shakuni roulette machine in the Mahabharat casino, I think its rigged.
Regards
Yudi
Everyone is allowed to run in a rat race but when I try to run then everyone tells me that mice can't run in a rat race.
This is racial discrimination.
Regards
Mi Ki Mouse (Hong Kong)
I understood Big Bang caused the universe but may be as I had gone to toilet in the beginning of your lecture and I
might have missed it, can you please tell who banged who?
Regards
Ramu
1245) Hello Raghu,
Teri Biwi Ne Tere Haath Se Banayi Hui Poison Tea Toh Pee Lekin Mujhe Laga Ki Woh Pakav Aurat Raaste Main
Bahut Pakayegi EsLiye Maine Tereko Utha Liya! Woh Humko Har Din Ka Quota Rehta Hain!
Regards
Yum Doot
1246) Hello Raju,
Thank you for offering me money for the bus fare. It is much safer and faster to travel by bus. I can't believe that
people actually thought that I like swinging from one building to other using a thin cobweb for travel. Boss, I don't
have a medical insurance!
Regards
Spiderman
1247) Hello Dolly,
Yes I am a class topper and that's a fact but that doesn't mean that I passed the exams. You assumed that and are
now accusing me of lying! Shame on you!
Regards
Deepal
1248) Hello Manohari,
On your profile you have written you like adventure sports. What are your thoughts on booth capturing?
Regards
Ramkishore (Patna)
1249) Hello Women of Pesticide Division,
Can you please send me some powerful pesticide which can kill male frogs? I lay about 1000 eggs and the male
frogs in spite of me telling not to do it, fertilize all of them and then I have to care for all the children. I plan to spray
this on few of the eggs, this is my way of Birth control.
Regards
Miss Froggy
1250) Hello Raju,
Lets open a Faluda stall and then when customers come in we will insult them and say that the stall specializes in
'Izzat Ka Faluda'.
Regards
Pestonjee
1251) Hello Robert,
In our Texas town of 'In Sieste' our paternal grandparents are also our maternal grandparents and so we don't have
to visit different homes for Christmas.
Regards
Mr and Mrs Walkin
1252) Hello Kamini,
Energy can neither be created nor destroyed but can be sucked! Meet my boring husband Tinnu!
Regards
Padmini
1253) Hello Dolly,
Aaj Tum Mujhe Apne Pairon Par Khade Rehena Ko Bol Rahein Ho , Agar Maine Tumhari Baat Maani Toh Kal Tum
Mujhe Apne Haaton Par Khade Rehene Ko Bologi! Yeh Toh Zabardasti Hain Es Liye Main Tumhari Baat Nahin
Manunga!
Regards
Deepak
1254) Hello Deepak,
Agar Ghar Ki Murgi Daal Barabar Hain Toh Ghar Ki Daal Murgi Barabar Hogi , Es Liye Aaj Se Tum Non Veg Main
Sirf Ghar Ki Daal Khaoge!
Regards
Dolly
1255) Hello Judge,
We want gay marriage to be recognized!
Regards
Mr Ginger and Mr Garlic (Ginger Garlic Paste)
1256) Hello Daddy,
How many grams is 1 telegram?
Regards
Son (2050)
1257) Hello Lord Vishnu,
Jab Bhi Koi Sonar Swarg Main Aata Hain Toh Immediately Lohar Ke Paas Kitni Apsarayein Hain Woh Dekhta Hain
Aur Usse Hundred Times Jyada Apsarayein Mangta Hain Aur Bolta Hain 'Sau Sonar Ki Toh Ek Lohar Ki'. Ab Merey
Paas Shortage Ho Gaya Hain!
Regards
Lord Indra
1258) Hello Sanjeev Kapoor,
Aapka Program 'Khana Khazana' Dekhke Mera Beta Raghu Meri Jewellery Khaa Gaya. Keede Pade Tumhe!
Regards
Savitri
1259) Hello Miss India,
When asked whom do you want to marry , please say Jesus as he can turn water in to wine and women love drinking
wine!
Regards
Mr Gunapalli

Every dog has his day and so every day should have its dog and hence I have 7 dogs and if you want to have a good
day be nice to them.
Regards
Balkimi
1261) Hello Woodcutter,
Can you please teach me how to use the axe to cut the fucking wood!
Regards
Woodpecker
1262) Hello Medical Board,
My son actually gains weight significantly whenever he goes for blood donation, so your findings that donating blood
makes you lose wright is not true.
Regards
Dracula
1263) Hello Raju,
Tumhare Baraati Baara Haati Lag Rahein The!
Regards
Dolly
1264) Hello Boss,
Please don't send me to Kolkata, being called GoBardhan is not exactly good for marriage!
Regards
Govardhan
1265) Hello IIT,
I am able to write this note to you and send it to you too, so please admit in your institution for my exceptional
abilities.
Regards
One Year Iyer
1266) Hi Raju Uncle,
Iran is the largest producer of natural gas after you!
Regards
Mannu
1267) Hello Manju,

If your grandfather would have boarded Titanic it would have sunk at the port itself. You can't blame him though,
there were no gyms during that time.
Regards
Munshi
1268) Hello Environmentalists,
My boss Abu Maakad cares about the environment, he gave us solar powered suicide bomb belts and so if you
observe that there were no attacks in rainy and winter season. Please petition to the government that such a man
should be given a lighter punishment!
Regards
Abu Kitkat
1269) Hello Deepak,
The DNA test results have come there is a bad news and a good news, the bad news is that you are not the father of
the child and the good news is that you now have a brother that you always wanted.
Regards
Dr Mrs Sui Dedhia
1270) Hello Historian,
The British didn't teach us English actually they only introduced English to us. Their generations and ours got
educated in English because of our funding. So we taught the Britishers English! Please correct your findings!
Regards
Desi Boy
1271) Hello Raagini,
I am a little concerned that you are skipping your breakfast since the past few days and that's not good. Its 3 days
and I have not seen any snap shared by you on facebook about the yummy breakfast that you have every morning!
Regards
Pallavi Pankh
1272) Hello Rajini,
My friends went to the show "Koffee with Kumbhkarna" and that demon ate all my friends! I am now convinced that tv
programs can actually get you killed.
Regards
Damini
Once a gold smuggler proposed me and my Mom got very angry that I am entertaining such an old fashioned guy.
She said that I should be sent back to the 80s.
Regards
Rose Jhootbole
1274) Hello Son,
Ghosts only come out at night because your Mom never sleeps during the day!
Regards
Father
1275) Hello Y Zu,
We have intercepted the Indian communication and it has two levels of encryption, the first one was easy to crack but
the next one is Malayalam and it would take us a month to understand!
Regards
Y Su (Chinese PLA)
My father always emphasized on 'Self Reliance' and so I decided to own Reliance!
Regards
Ambani Brother
1277) Hello Music Company,
You have released the audio after the singer's death but you didn't tell us whether the singer recorded it before dying
or after. Please give complete information, don't piss off the press!
Regards
Reporter Kishan
It is not that I don't respect you, it is a general perception in old people like you everywhere that younger generation is
not respecting you.
Regards
Wife
1279) Hello Japanese Customer,
We do have sushi and sashimi on our menu and for you we will apply masala on it and fry it. Indo-Japanese Sushi!
Regards
Sushila (Jai Japan Jai Nissan Hotel - Tokyo)
1280) Hello Swamiji,
Mereko Bhagwaan Ko Nahin Dekhna Hain, Main Chahata Hoon Ki Bhagwan Mereko Dekh Le Aur Kuch Mere Liye
Kare!
Regards
Mukund
1281) Hello Doctor,
I agree that skipping breakfast increases the chance of having a heart attack by 27% but I can guarantee you that
looking at the breakfast cooked by my wife the risk increases to at least 75%.
Regards
Moun Bhargav
1282) Hello Son,
Look, I got an owl as a pet and now it's not my fault that he sleeps during the day. Owls are nocturnal and Harry
Potter was a wizard and that's why he must have done some hocus-pocus to keep that thing awake for the entire day
without food. And look finally the owl in that movie volunteered for a suicide mission!
Love
Dad
If the opposite of stable is not ruppee then what is? I need full marks and don't want to get penalized for your
ignorance.
Regards
Raju Rajdhani
Lord Jesus upon resurrection straight came to us and cashed his death insurance policy and we paid him in full
without any questions asked! You can trust us; we are in this business from a long time.
Regards
Dada Giri Insurance
1285) Hello Dolly,
My name is not Solomon but actually my name is Deepak, I call myself as Solo-Mann (Lonely Heart). Will you be my
friend?
Regards
Deepak
1286) Hello Kamini,
Unhappy Ko Happy Karde Aur Happy Ko Unhappy! Ek Jagah Jab Jamaa Ho Teenon, Shahrukh, Salman and Aamir! I
love all types of Khana and Khans!
Regards
Kunda Bhramande
1287) Hello Ram,
Aapke Yahan Agar IIT Kamaal Karta Hain Toh Humare Yahan ISI Jalwe Dikhata Hain. Hain Naa Donon Mulk
Barabar!
Regards
Rahim (Islamabad)
1288) Hello Mother,
I also want to become a great doctor like Daddy so that even I have a fridge full of kidneys and my photo comes in
the newspaper.
Regards
Nandan Kundan
1289) Hello Son,
There is one big difference between a school and prison, you need money to get in to a school and you need money
to get out of a prison.
Regards
Dagdu Koli
I could have solved Rubik's cube but I don't like to interfere in other people's stuff like you do.
Regards
Babloo
1291) Hello Raj Babbar,
Just to prove that you my favorite hero are right I built a time machine and went back 30 years in time and really for
12 rupees I could have many meals in the Langar and also I could see your movie everyday. One thing I admit that
your movies were affordable for poor people as the ticket prices were so low that even now I have some money left.
Regards
Raju Patel (Tem Traveller)

I don't understand one thing, you say that you know all this and you still keep on asking questions to us!
Regards
Student
1293) Hello Yumdoot,
Yeh 12 rupeye le aur Raj Babbar ko uthane ke pehle usse puchana ki etna sasta khana kahan milta hain aur mere
liye leke aa. Agar woh jhoot bol rahan hain toh usko nark mein dalne ke pehle usko uske movies 200-300 baar
dikhana!
Regards
God
1294) Hello Raju,
Tumhare Pitaji Ko 'Sholay' Pasand The Aur Mujhe Cholay, Etni Common Pasand Paakar Hum Khush Hue Aur
Humane Shaadi Kar Lee!
Regards
Mother
1295) Hello Doctor,
I married an umpire and when I turn off the bedroom light he suspends the play due to poor lighting. Please suggest
something!
Regards
Name Witheld
1296) Hello NASA,
First try to find intelligent life on Earth and then look at other planets! Wasting money!
Regards
Raghuveer Kaka (Godse Marg)
Aap Humesha Humko Bada Sochneko Bolte Ho Aur Fir Electron,Proton Jaise Chotte Cheezon Ke Upar Question
Puchte Ho!
Practice what you preach Mahatma Bole!
Regards
Nut Raj
1298) Hello Raju,
Please have a heavy breakfast so that you don't go fast on a break. Work more!
Regards
Shyam
1299) Hello Dushashan,
This Arjun is getting better grades because Drona Sir is giving him private tuition after school. I am telling you one
day these coaching classes will eradicate schools. We should stop these Pandavs for the sake of education ..
Regards
Duryodhan
1300) Hello Judge,
Agar Bhagwan Kishan 100 Paap Maaf Kar Sakte Hain Toh Tu Ek Nahin Maaf Kar Sakta Hain!
Regards
Mangu
1301) Hello Nancy,
I love you but I am afraid that any girl whose name starts with the letter 'N' is unfaithful. My Nanny ran off with my
father, the Nun who then took care of me ran off with the priest and that upset me so much that I was in the hospital
for a few days and the Nurse ran off with the rich patient. I can't marry you!
Regards
Naresh
1302) Hello Kulkarni Pet Shop,
Liars! You told me that the Kangaroo walks on his two legs and I took him as a pet. The whole fucking day he has just
jumping and everything in my house is now broken!
Regards
Mrs Salunke
Mungya may not be the best 'Wicket Keeper' but he was the best 'Cash Keeper', if anybody; whether he is a bowler
or a batsman or a fielder or even a non player left some cash Mungya will keep it and never appeal!
Regards
Team Captain
1304) Hello Dating Guru,
I used all your tricks and practiced them so much that now even if I say "Good Morning" to old women in the temple,
they reply that they are engaged!
Regards
Sundaram
1305) Hello Dolly,
Mujhe Bahut Ladkiyon Ki Maa Chay Pe Bulati Hain Kyunki Main Chay Bechta Hoon! Tumhari Maa Ko Bhi Bulane Ko
Bolo!
Regards
Deepak
1306) Hello Ramesh,
You can only understand the value of a friend when you lose one and he leaves you his inheritance. Ram left ..
leaving his bungalow for me. What are you doing this weekend? Come over!
Regards
Jeevan Jagani
1307) Hello Ram,
No, I don't call my girlfriend Stella as Nagasaki , I call her Naga-Sakhi , she is from Nagaland.
Regards
Patrick
I wish along with the haircut you would have also done a headcut.
Regards
Wife
1309) Hello Ramesh,
Sirf Insaan Hi Insaan Ke Kaam Aa Sakta Hain Es Liye Tu Mat Aa!
Regards
Laxman
Will you act as a witch in the school play? The budget is low and and we can save some money on the make up.
Regards
Rahul
1311) Hello Vasudev,
Mera Beta Raman Humesha Boarding School Chodke Ghar Bhaag Aata Tha, Ek Din Jab Woh Ghar Aaya Toh Hum
Ghar Bechke Bhaag Gaye The. Tab Se Boarding School Ko Apna Ghar Maanke Jeeta Hain.
Regards
Bahukutumbi
1312) Hello Thukraal,
Ek Toh Tumhara Naam Thukraal Hain Aur Phir Mujhse Puchte Ki Tumhare Shaadi Ka Proposal Kyun Thukraya!
Ajeeb Aadmi Ho!
Regards
Dolly Deshpande
1313) Hello Gaavwalon,
Arre Gore Ko Hindi Dictionary Leke Akele Gaav Main Ghoom Ne Nahin Dena, Maine Usee Bola 'Sarpanch' Aur Usne
Translate Kiya Sar yanni Head aur Punch Matlab Punch Aur Mujhe Mukka Maara Sar Par!
Regards
Sarpanch
1314) Hello Rashmi,
Merey Pati Ne Kahan Ke Unke Aadhe Salary Main Guzara Kar Lo Aur Maine Kahan Ki Fir Toh 2 Patiyon Ke Saath
Waqt Guzarna Padega!
Regards
Rose Jhootbole
My grandfather's made the greatest contribution for freedom struggle by not doing anything. If he would done even a
bit then this country would be still under British rule and you people would not making the money that you make. So
can you please give him a freedom fighter's pension.
Regards
Jagan
1316) Hello Suhasini,
Mujhke Ladke Ne Kahan Ki Woh Music Director Hain Aur Fir Pata Chala Ki Baju Ke Convent School Main PT
Teacher Hain Aur Parade Ke Time Pe Bacchon Se Zabardasti Drum Bajvata Hain!
Regards
Nayana
1317) Hello Rehana,
Arre Mera Pati Arif Etna Accha Aur Secular Aadmi Hain Ki Musalmaan Hote Hue Bhi Sabse Ganpati Ke Liye Chanda
Ekatta Karta Hain Aur Koi Naa De Toh Usse Saare Bhagwonon Ke Naam Le Leke Marta Hain. I am proud of him!
Regards
Nasreen
1318) Hello Writer,
Maine Aapki Saari 200 Kitabein Padhi Aur Mujhe Ek Hi Prashn Hain Ki - Aap Likhte Kyun Hain?
Regards
Subbu
1319) Hello Rahul,
Hum Log 'National Geography Barbeque Restaurant' Kholenge! Mujhe Woh Show Bada Pasand Hain!
Regards
Salim
1320) Hello Rahul,
Hum Log 'National Geography Barbeque Restaurant' Kholenge! Mujhe Woh Show Bada Pasand Hain!
Regards
Salim
1321) Hello USA,
There is no population explosion in India and if it happens sometimes then it is only due to ISI.
Regards
Human Welfare Minister
1322) Hello Sunny Deol,
Jab Tum Chotta Baccha Tha Tab Hum Tumhara Khoon Peene Aaya Aur Dharam Jee Ne Mereko Bhi Dhamki Di Ki
"Kutte Kamine Main Tera Khoon Pee Jaunga". Tere Baap Ke Guts Dekhke Main Bhaag Gaya!
Regards
Dracula
1323) Hello Robin,
Instead of having a useless sidekick like you I am going to keep a robin bird as a pet , at least the bird will wake me
up in case the alarm goes off.
Regards
Batman
1324) Hello Twinkle Bitch,

Today I saw some Hindi movie and it said that life is a bitch, so you are my life and I was all the time bitching about
you.
Please marry me!
Regards
Tommy
1325) Hello Sundaram,
I outlived your looser great grand father, miser grand father, stupid father, cheating mother and I am still alive
listening to your nagging wife and demanding children. So remember slow and steady wins the race, you ignorant
fool , never mess with me!
Regards
Pappu Tortoise (150+ years)
1326) Hello Ramesh,
My wife wanted me to shower her with gifts so I rented a garbage truck and filled it with gifts and pulled the lever and
emptied it on her. Instead of being pleasantly surprised, she is going to file for divorce soon.
Regards
Ramu
1327) Hello Monk,
If desire is the root cause of sorrow then woman is the root cause of desire so woman is the root cause of sorrow. But
the root cause of woman is birth and the root cause of birth is procreation whose root cause is desire. I am confused!
Where did you say you give private tuition? I desire more knowledge, I am suffering!
Regards
Babloo
1328) Hello Tunne Parrot,
If you can find a way of escaping from the cage then I have a challenging job lined up for you. The astrologer will
make you walk alongside a few cards with their face down and everyone has the same message "Next year you will
hear good news", you have to walk for a long time and pick one of them after lot of drama. You will be my body
double and mind you there is a lot of risk in it if you are caught!
Regards
Munne Parrot
1329) Hello Maa,
Aapne kahan tha ki dushman ko peeth dikhake mat ana esliye main moonwalk karke aagaya.
Regards
Salona Rajput
1330) Hello Shahenshah Akbar,
Merey Do Bhai Durbal Aur Abal Acche Stand Up Karte Hain, Unko Bhi Please Hire Kijiye!
Regards
Birbal
1331) Hello Swami Mulyanand,
Aap Kehte Hain Bhagwaan Ke Liye Saare Admi Samaan Hoon, Yaani Mere Condition Es Liye Kharab Hain Kyunki
Main Ek Kutta Hoon! Ab Yeh Kutta Aap Ko Kaatega!
Regards
Suketu
1332) Hello Ranjeet,
Yaar Mujhse Chanda Maang Rahan Tha Maine Ek Thappad Diya, Chanda Meri Biwi Ka Naam Hain! Samajte Nahin
Hain!
Regards
Murli
1333) Hello Ramesh,
Never compare yourself with anyone as you are unique, just try to be like your brother.
Regards
Mom
1334) Hello Parmit,
Yaar Meri Car Kaunse Color Ki Hain Yeh Depend Karta Hain Ki Merey Bacche Ke Haat Mein Kaunsa Crayon Hain!
Regards
Sangeet
1335) Hello Gandhari,
No, Draupadi can't come because she has gone on honeymoons.
Regards
Kunti
1336) Hello Lawyer,
Ever since my wife came to know of my infidelity she uses cold iron on my clothes and hot iron on me.
Regards
Dharma
Arre Himalaya Singh Ke Badi Beti Ganga Toh Beheti Rehti Hain, Majhli Beti Yamuna Do Ke Beech Main Faasi Hui
Aur Sabse Choti Beti Saraswati Naa Jaa Kahan Gayab Ho Gayee!
Regards
Banke Kishore
Sone Ka Bhaav Badh Rahan Hain!
Regards
Monica
1339) Hello Vimla,
Please send your kid to our new 'Concentration Camp' where we will improve his concentration by some unorthodox
methods and he will get good grades.
Regards
Prajapati Lakpati Babu
1340) Hello Raju,
All you should know in life is the Probability Theory, if something is more probable than all others then the probability
that that is going to happen is highest!
Regards
Math Teacher Pandey
Even stray dogs are not sleeping in the theater after the first show of your movie! We had to hire a night watchman
for security!
Regards
Cinema Owner
1342) Hello Nupur,
A biting dog seldom barks and our Hitman never barks, he just comes near you, stares in your eyes and bites you
and returns back to his kennel, all without a single bark.
Regards
Kamini
1343) Hello Raju,
The teacher told me to sit with girls as a punishment and she doesn't know that I have already reached my puberty!
Regards
Babloo
1344) Hello Ramu,
No, we don't sell Hamburger, what we sell is called "Hum Burger" because WE all family make the burger together.
My husband Kartar Singh boils the oil, my son Umed Singh makes the dough, my son Balwant Singh fries the burger
and I sit on the cashier. So next time please order 'Hum Burger' and it comes with delicious 'Beef Fries'.
Regards
Sumi Singh
1345) Hello Watson,
Looking at your Mom's photo I say you should be 'Whose Son'!
Regards
Sherlock
1346) Hello Pinky,
I mean its no small feat that people started Jaipur as 'Pink City' just because you visited it is yesterday! Thanks for
your facebook post we all know it now!
Regards
T Hingane
I built a modest house in the National Park and your people razed it to ground. Why call it a national park if you don't
allow citizens of the world's largest democracy to stay in it? Animals don't vote, do they? and yet they have all the
rights in this nation!
Regards
Dinanath Mujherjee
1348) Hello Munna,
Kaale Murgi Ko America Main Turkey Bolte Hain Aur Kyun Naa Bole Uska Taste Bhi Murgi Se Alag Hota Hain!
Regards
Panne (New Jersey)
1349) Hello Censor Board,
Why do you want me to change the movie title for the animation film I am making? I mean what can possible come to
your mind because of this innocous title 'Heena Ke Saath Hyena".
Regards
Sham Ali
1350) Hello X-Ray Department,
No I was not recommended by the doctor but I was told by Gurudev to look inwards for all my problems. So please do
a full body X-Ray.
Regards
Purshottam

1351) Hello Dolly,
Padhate Toh Ved, Upanishad, Ramayana , Mahabharat Hain.. Maine Kamasutra Kabhi Nahin Padha, Woh Toh Keval
Dekhneki Cheez Hain Aur Agar Headphones Ho Toh Sunane Main Bhi Koi Harz Nahin!
Regards
Swami Chatpat
1352) Hello Govardhan,
A black male is blackmailing me and telling me to pay him with the black money that I have. I pleaded with him but he
finds it funny and so I think he is really into black humor. Now I have a black future and I am also suffering from black
outs due to the anxiety reducing medicine. My wife told me that some one must have done black magic on me. On a
side note, can you please lend me Sanjay Leela Bansali's 'Black' for some strange reason I am feeling like I should
see it again!
Regards
Kalidas
1353) Hello Judges!
Why am I not eligible for the 'Spelling Bee' contest?
Regards
Honey Bee
1354) Hello Doctor,
I don't have a drinking problem, actually my wife has a problem with me drinking because then nothing is left for her!
Regards
Sadu
1355) Hello Radha,
Tu Chahe Shaadi Raju Patel Se Kar Yaa Vipul Patel Se, Kaam Toh Tereko Motel Par Hi Karna Hain! Kaunsa Patel
Tere Dil Ke Kareeb Hain Yeh Sochne Se Accha Hain Ki Tu Yeh Soch Ki Kiska Motel Highway Ke Kareeb Hain!
Regards
Profile Manager Shetty (Matrimony Website)
1356) Hello Tamanna,
Sarfaroshi Ki Tammana Toh Humare Dil Main Kabhi Aayi Nahin Par Maa Kasam Tammanna Ji Aapke Liye Hum Baar
Baar Sarfarosh Ho Sakte Hain.
Aapka
Kevalram Dhansukh
Yeh Saare Daku 'Kali Maa Ki Saugandh' Khate Hain, Mujhe Ek Baat Bataiye Ki Har Daku Apni Maa Ko Kaali Kyun
Bolta Hain! Kya Kisiki Bhi Maa Gori Nahin Hoti?
Regards
Chintoo
1358) Hello Pakistani Minister,
Aapko Toh Pata Hi Hoga Ki Fool Proof Security Hum Aapne Parliament Ko Nahin De Paate Toh Aapke Embassy Ko
Kaise De!
Regards
Indian Minister
1359) Hello Mummy,
My Thai boyfriend Kri Mi Nal doesn't like to be photographed.
Regards
Gayatri Ghorpade
1360) Hello Sri Devi,
Yeh Anil Abhi Tak Mr India Ke Poore Paise Mang Rahan, Usko Kitni Baar Samjhaya Ki Aadhe Picture Bhaar Gayab
Rahene Ke Baad Poore Paise Mangna Unprofessional Hain. So what if we are brothers?
Regards
Boney
1361) Hello Raju,
Director Sahab Heroine Ke Liye Toh Godfather Hi Hain Magar Uske Bacche Ke Sirf Father Hain!
Regards
Reporter Kishan
1362) Hello Deepak,
When I saw your photo I thought I was looking at a new species. Do you still want me to answer your proposal?
Regards
Dolly
1363) Hello Rockstar,
Aapke Concert Main Aake Mujhe Yeh Yakeen Ho Gaya Ki Aap Ek Con Artist Ho. Mere Paise Wapas Karo!
Regards
Bharath Kumar
1364) Hello Raju,
In my long experience as a lawyer I can tell you with confidence that a wife murdering her husband is just a 'sudden'
natural death.
Regards
Bikram Singh
1365) Hi Customer,
Hum Exactly 4 Type Ke Hi Fruit Juice Bechte Hain Due To Family Tradition!
Regards
Chaurasia (Chau Rasia Fruit Juice Centre)
1366) Hello Guinness Book,
Though I am not the oldest man on this planet I do look like one and all the credit goes to my wife! Is there any such
category?
Regards
Balmiki Bande
1367) Hello Dolly,
Kabhi Toh Meri Darkhast Suno

Usse Chodo Aur Mujhe Chuno
Woh Indian Hoon Aur Main Hoon NRI ..
Rupaya Chodo Aur Dollar Gino
Regards
Bhumi Patel
1368) Hello Baraati,
Aaaye Ho Meri Shaadi Main

Kuch Mera Baare Main Toh Socho
Qurbani Ka Meetha Khanewala
Bakre Ka Haal Toh Pucho
Regards
Dulha
1369) Hello Singer,
Agar Bulla Nahin Jaanta Main Kaun Hoon Toh Rehne Do, Baar Baar Puchke Uske Betuke Answers Sunne Ki Kya
Zaroorat Hain?
Regards
Chakravarthy
1370) Hello Bhim,
Bhim Bhim Bhim

Ho Jaa Slim Slim Slim
Nahin Ayega Tera Chance Kabhi
Agar Nahin Join Kiya Tumne
Gym Gym Gym
Regards
Draupadi
1371) Hello Kartar Singh,
Puttar Shaadi Ke Pehle Bada Bhagat Singh Tha Aur Abhi Bilkul Manmohan Singh Ho Gaya Tu. Oye, Shaadi Sohni
Se Ki Yaa Sonia Se!
Regards
Papa
1372) Hello Kamini,
Jaise Chidiya Ki Jaan Rakshash Main Hoti Hain Waise Hi Mere Pati Ki Jaan Uske Maa Main Hain, Es Liye Main Meri
Saans Ki Leti Hoon!
Regards
Rose Jhootbole
1373) Hello Pranmini,
Mera Pati Suraj Mujhe Roz Puchke Pakata Tha Ki Mujhe Kya Accha Lagata Hain Es Liye Ek Din Main Usse
Swimming Pool 2-3 min Dubaya Aur Kahan "Dubta Suraj Accha Lagata Hain". Tabse Usne Pakana Bandh Kiya!
Regards
Shobini
Thanks for the check of 1500 rupees for my accident. I would suggest that you start calling "Chief Minister's Fund" as
"Chief Miser's Fund", that way people will have even lower expectations from their tax money.Thanks.
Regards
Bansi Ugrala
1375) Hello Son,
You were a result of exceptional teamwork, lot of commitment , great passion and no planning.
Regards
Parents
1376) Hello Madam,
Apka Pati Bada Accha Hain Aur Ucch Neech Nahin Dekhta, Mereko Bhi 'I Love You' Bolta Hain!
Regards
Kantabai
1377) Hello Dolly,
Roop Tera Mastana

Saath Tera Sasta Naa!
Gul Kahi Naa Mere Paise Ho Jaaye!
Regards
Deepak
1378) Hello Pran Kishore,
Eee Chinese Kisi Confusiya Aadmi Confucius Kaa Baat Sunke Naa, Confuse Ho Ke Ghadi Ghadi Humare Ilaake
Main Ghus Jaate Hain! Inko Thik Karna Padega, Confusion Accha Nahin Hota!
Regards
Shiv Kishore
1379) Hello Raju,
Make sure that you put your signature below your suicide letter and keep it where it is reachable. You can check out
our website and there is a format that you can download for free to write one. If your reasons are complicated then
there is a pre paid letter format that you can download and we have specialist who can assist you even on implicating
others. The payment is in advance always. Have a safe trip!
Regards
Bandu Ghorpade (Suicide Helpline- 1-800-SUICIDE)
1380) Hello Actresses,
You all are liars, you say that you would bare all for PETA and other animal causes but you bare it only for the
photographers. If you people don't make become good role models then whom can the new generation look forward
too.
Regards
Pestonjee (Senior Citizen Society)
Can you please visit Sweden with all your party members? It has run out of trash, which is highly required for their
energy needs.
Regards
Reporter Kishan
1382) Hello Teja,
Tum Lambi Race Kay Ghode Nahin Ho Balki Tum Ek Dariyaai Ghode' Ho .. English Main Matlab Hippopotamus!
Regards
Michael Chauhan
1383) Hello Raju,
Tumhe Apni Biwi Se Es Liye Nahin Darte Honge Kyunki May Be Woh Tumhe Dikhayee Nahin Deti. Hum Toh Uski
Shakl Dekhte Ram Naam Ka Jap Karta Hain!
Regards
Punjab Rao
1384) Hello Ganeshji,
Jaise Baithe Aapke Side Main Chup Chap Mouse
Waise Agle Saal Ho Baitha Baju Main Mere,
Mera Spouse!
Regards
Miss Kunda Kande
1385) Hello Mommy,
Ramu was showing me his new toothpaste again and again and so now he is trying to paste his tooth.
Regards
Bhimashekhar
1386) Hello Vishy Anand,
You are very lucky, I only like to compete with myself and so I play chess alone and if that was not the case I would
have defeated you in one move.
Regards
Paschim Kaka
1387) Hello Ravan's Mother,
Aapka Beta Ravana Ek Muh Se Mujhe Behen Bolta Hain, Toh Dusre Muh Se Friend Aur Baake Saare Muh Se Seeti
Bajata Hain! Aap Kya Ese India Se Laye Ho, Yeh Lanka Ka Nahin Lagata!
Regards
Bijli Chandramukhi Nansinhala
1388) Hello Kamini,
Mujhe Apne Pati Par Poora Bharosa Hain Es Liye Toh Main Unpar 24/7 Nazaar Rakhti Hoon!
Regards
Mrs Godbole
1389) Hello Ram,
If you get this letter than I am really sorry that I didn't trust Hanu Man , its not my fault I have heard of Bat Man, Super
Man, He Man and even Common Man but I have never ever heard of Hanu Man. One thing is sure that you are
having fun while I am here, just save me and see what I will do to you!
Regards
Sita
1390) Hello Professor,
If the world has a Northern and Southern hemisphere then why does the brain have a left and a right hemisphere?
Please let me know.
Regards
Bandu
1391) Hello Robert,
So for 9 days even the husband gets 2 sticks to protect him and most of them are able to protect them. That is the
significance of 'Dandiya'. You should learn it.
Regards
Raju Patel
1392) Hi Ram,
Mereko Teri Girlfriend Teri Pari Kaam Aur Teri Supaari Jyada Lagti Hain!
Regards
Babar
1393) Hello Mohan,
It is very difficult nowadays to search for a good life partner, my wife ran away 5 years back and I am still searching
for her. So best of luck!
Regards
Sohan
1394) Hello Raju,
My one sister is very natural, she only nags but the other is supernatural, yesterday she was walking on the ceiling.
You decide whom do you want to marry.
Regards
Ramesh
1395) Hello Raju,
Shouting at your wife is like doing exorcism, sometimes it works but more often it just pisses off the devil and makes
him stronger. Don't shout at your wife!
Regards
Mahesh
Dagdu from the near by slum says that he will be voting for the whole day and so can't come to school.
Regards
Rajiv
1397) Hello Sulochana,
I can understand you much better than all, you are a single child and I was a child who was always single.
Regards
Mr Pingle
1398) Hello Pakya,
Area Main Jabse Naya Guru Aaaya Saala Tabse Logon Kay Paas Paisa Hi Nahin Hain Toh Hafta Kaise De! Mein
Area Chod Rahan Hoon!
Regards
Bandu
1399) Hello Actress,
You always say that people in South like you and your films, if you remove the same amount of clothes in Bollywood ,
our public will be also ready to embrace you!
Regards
Govardhan
1400) Hello Husband Pumpkin,
They came and mutilated me, now I have two eyes,one nose and one mouth. Please take revenge on the
Halloweens.
Regards
Wife Pumpki
1401) Hello Raju,
We invite you to play our favorite sport 'Kaafir Khalifaa'. You will be the Kaafir as you already are one. Then all us
have to be the Kahalifas. The Khalifas run after the Kaafir and catch him. Then the Kaafir says 'God is great' and we
release and then again catch him.This is a very fun game and prepares us for the future. Please join us.
Regards
Pathan Boys of Kabul Academy
1402) Hello Raju,
Please come and join us for "Horse Tennis". This is very similar to Infidel Tennis but for a the fact that we ride horses
and play tennis. You don't need any guards or helmets because wearing them have made no difference in the
casualty rate.
Regards
Pathan Boys of Kabul Academy
1403) Hello Orange's Mother,
Our sons are always compared to each other and that is affecting their studies.
Regards
Apple's Mother
1404) Hello Prerna,
The car survived three accidents without a single scratch though the drivers died on the spot is a testimony to the fact
that it is a great car. Please buy it.
Regards
Bhola Mechanic
1405) Hello IT Company,
You talk about equal oppurtunity and then higher the person who is more competent. I say this is injustice!
Regards
Paithanjee
1406) Hello Son,
The interest that we get on the nation's 50000 crores we have in our Swiss bank is called 'National Interest', always
look after it!
Regards
Mrs Gandhi
1407) Hello Raju,
Aabhi Bacche Meri Umar Ho Gayee Hain, Main Bas Tum Navjawanon Ke Din Geenta Hoon!
Regards
Dadaji
1408) Hello Ragini,

I don't like to judge the cover by the book because many a times even though I have read a book my interpretation
was different than others. So in spite of the problems that you have with the whole world and the problems that the
whole world has with you, I still want you to be my wife.
Regards
Bhupendra
1409) Hello Ceaser,
I know that you can't read this but your remark "Et tu Brutus" is stinging me. I did it only because of peer pressure; I
didn't want to be left behind. My Hindu friend Balram told me that one should always compete in everything.
Regards
Brutus
1410) Hello Arbaz Zebra,
I was crossing the street on 'Zebra Crossing' and a car tried to run my over. I am going to sue the government. Where
is a zebra supposed to cross the road if not at the zebra crossing?
Regards
Bezar Zebra
1411) Hello Macchar Cream Makers,
I applied Mosquito repellent cream on my skin at night and now I am waiting outside the ICU where my husband is
being treated for severe chest pain.
Regards
Sundari
1412) Hello Turkey,
Tumhari Kundali Saaf Bata Rahein Ki Tum 'Thanksgiving' Tyohaar Ke Din Ghar Se Bahar Maat Nikalna!
Regards
Pandit Bhupati
1413) Hello Praman,
Log Kabootar Se Love Letter Bhejte Hain Maine Apne Paltu Saap Se Bheja Magar Uss Letter Ke Neeche Maine
Likha Tha Ki Saap Ko Doodh Mat Pilana. Meri Girlfriend Ne Jaan Bujhke Mazaak Mazak Ke Liye Saap Ko Doodh
Diya Aur Saapne Naturally Usse Kata Aur Abhi Woh Hospital Main Hain. Woh Kehti Hain Ki Saap Ko Ghar Se Bahar
Fek Do? Yeh Kya Insaaf Hain?
Regards
Ramu
You yourself ordered "Birbal Ki Khichdi" from the menu and now you are refusing to pay because it is uncooked. I will
sue you!
Regards
Birmohan (Mughal Restaurant)
1415) Dear Paley Khan,
Please come to attend the funeral of Badshah Khan. He was anxiously waiting outside the cave for an Amazon drone
to deliver his Christmas gift and the drone which came delivered something else!
Regards
Maley Khan (2016) (Kandahar- Afghanistan)
1416) Hello Amazon,
I am against misuse of military technology for commercial purpose. Drones are only supposed to kill people, aren't
they?
Regards
Sgt Henry
I rejected Jignesh Patel's proposal and since then an Amazon drone is following me. Jignesh works as software
tester for Amazon!
Regards
Vaikunti
1418) Hello Mrs Prabhu,
Dagdu had his Math exam the next day and he was not able to find his textbook. I ordered "Math for Dummies" from
Amazon and the drone delivered in 30 minutes. It is because of Amazon that my son passed his exam and now when
he grows up, he has decided to become a drone and help other students pass their exams.
Regards
Mandakini Daoode
1419) Hello Amazon,
Drone is very much Indian, after careful analysis I come to the conclusion that Hanuman was a drone. Ram used it to
deliver stuff around South India and Sri Lanka!
Regards
Sir Gibbert (Indologist)
1420) Hello Amazon,
Yes, I know how to drive a drone! But it is not clear from your requirements, in to what?
Regards
Mommazail
1421) Hello Drona,
If we had a real drone instead of you, we would have won this war in a span of a few minutes!
Regards
Duryodhana
1422) Hello Jeff Bezos,
I always have a lot of bright ideas like you do but they kind of die in my head before I can tell them to anyone! Then
when someone else implements them like you did in the case of drones, I remember that that's my idea. Can you
suggest something?
Regards
Manjeet Singh (Chandigarh Sector 22)
1423) Hello Dagdu,
Make sure you catch one drone well before Ganpati, we will use it for Visarjan! We don't want to be left behind like
last time when everyone had a drone and I had to swim 22 kms in the Arabian sea!
Regards
Kaju Bhaiyaa
1424) Hello Nirguna,
Jignesh thought that the drone will deliver him to my home in 30 minutes and he would propose to me when I open
the parcel.But due to big film cutout hanging outside our apartment complex the drone got confused and didn't land
for another 5 hours.When I opened the parcel Jignesh said "Ambulance" and collapsed in my arms (how sweet!) I
complained to Amazon and they turned the tables by saying Jignesh didn't opt for the recommended package in
order to save money! We Indians should not adopt foreign practices without fully understanding their impact! Jignesh
now even refuses to fly in a plane and he is a pilot by profession!
Regards
Saguna Patel
My son is a pilot too , he flies drones for Amazon!
Regards
Saguni
1426) Hello Air India,
I am a pilot too, I fly drones for Amazon. Not quite the same thing but anyways what difference does it make to you!
Regards
Sagun Bharati
1427) Dear Indian Scientists on Planet Earth,
We found a group of people here, who claim to be Pakistanis. They refused to tell us as to when they landed here or
how did they do it. But what they said is that they are here to extend moral support to Kashmiris. We told them they
can be evacuated and they put a condition that there should be a plebiscite in Kashmir and only then would they
consider about their evacuation!
Regards
Desi Robot (Mangalyaan 2016 - Mars)
1428) Hello Forensics,
Tumne Yeh Toh Bataya Ki Maut 4 pm Ko Hui Par Tumne Yeh Nahin Bataya Ki Khoon Kitne Baje Hua!
Regards
Detective Mannu
1429) Hello Boss,
I am late because someone changed the speed limit boards on my route to work. Please believe me!
Regards
Vasu
1430) Hello Uncle,
Happy New Year! Can you please return the swimsuit calendar that you took from us about 2 years back? The days
are repeating this year!
Regards
Shambu
1431) Hello Raju,
My uncle was born on Jan 1st and so on every birthday he naturally used to add 2 years to his age. So at the age of
60 years he asked for his pension the Government of Bihar gave him his due and also gave him bonus for fastest 60
and that's why we always vote for Lalu.
Regards
Kunj Bihari
1432) Hello Kunda,
Please send your son to Japan as his handwriting looks like he is drawing a seismograph.
Regards
Career Counselor
1433) Hello Kavita,
Humane Apne Bitiya Ka Rishta Falguni Pathak Ke Liye Bheja Aur Police Ne Hume Andar Kiya. Phir Hume Pata
Chala Ki Woh Toh Ladki Hain!
Regards
Vimla
1434) Hi Jacob,
It is only when I went to a convent school that I realized that Rain-Deer is not a what we call a deer in a rainy season
but it is a different animal altogether.
Regards
Shambu
1435) Hello Lawyer,
My husband is never at home on Christmas, I want to file for divorce!
Regards
Mrs Santa Claus
1436) Hello Son,
You have to wait another ten years before you can drive because your Mom said no the drink I offered to her on our
first date. Blame her!
Regards
Dad
1437) Hello Kejriwal,
Aadmi Aam Hote Hain Koi Aurat Nahin! Accha Naam Rakha Party Ka!
Regards
Kulbhushani Charaborty
1438) Hello Suchita,
There is no reason to feel alarmed that your son hasn't started talking even though he is 11 years old given that his
name is 'Manmohan', I would say its very normal.
Regards
Speech Therapists Godbole
1439) Hello Judge,
This creepy old man called Santa likes to put his hands in the socks of little children. Please hang him!
Regards
Lawyer Moolchand
.. And so when the goddess asked the woodcutter which axe does he want - bronze,silver or golden, the woodcutter
said I want you baby and goddess said yes. This is Axe effect!
Love
Teacher Poonam Pandey
1441) Hello AAM Party,
Aap Sabko Paani Fokat Dete Hain , Humara Party Santre Ka Juice Fokat Dega. It is more healthy!
Regards
Mosambi Lal (Santra Party)
1442) Hello Lawyer,
I killed my husband because I became more environmentally conscious. In Laws are next!
Regards
Kaloni Sagar
1443) Hello Wife,
Main Kaamchor Nahin Hoon Kyunki Maine Aaj Tak Kisika Kaam Nahin Churaya, Balki Main Apna Kaam Logonko
Deta Hoon!
Regards
Husband
It really doesn't matter if our baby is cute or not because I gave up that expectation the day I saw you!
Regards
Wife
1445) Hello Daddy,
Was 'Red Brave Shashtri' the second prime minister of India?
Regards
Gunesh
1446) Hello Son,
The safest time window to ignore your wife is when she is ignoring you.
Regards
Father
1447) Hello Manju,
Merey Pati Ka Dil Etna Bada Hain Ki Body Mein Dimaak Ke Liye Jagah Nahin Bacchi.
Regards
Kulbhushani
So kuntis sons desrved the kingdom over gandharis son because kunti was a model citizen as she did family
planning.
Regards
Prof chamki
1449) Hello Lawyer,
My husband is having an affair with neighborhood hen, then again I should have guessed her intentions, she always
wanted to lay a egg big enough to make other hens jealous.
Regards
Female Ostrich
1450) Hello Kewalram,
Yes we do have a few Trojan horses. What size and color are you looking for?
Regards
Patels Antique Shop
1451) Hello Parents,

Accidently Yours,
Son
1452) Dear Mouse,
You need not be afraid of me and we can play together. I won't bite you!
Regards
Snake
Bharat Matrimony said that we are a perfect match.
Regards
Zebra and Nun
Hindus are more safe in Iraq today than Muslims and you always accuse us Moulvis of being intolerant! Please
correct yourself!
Regards
Moulvi Tajmahaluddin MumtazKabri
The only way to bring black money to India is to make Obama invest!
Regards
Chirunath
1456) Hello Patel,
I made profit for my local non profit and they fired me for that!
Regards
Rukhi Shah
1457) Hello Gulni,
He married me only because he was working in a glass factory and was tired of seeing himself everywhere!
Regards
Purrnima
1458) Hello Son,
Google and find out what your name is? I am not going to tell you!
Regards
Father (01/01/2050)
1459) Hello Joshi Family,
Brinjal Brings All Family Together!

Regards
Genetically Modified Brinjal (1-800-BRINJAL)
1460) Hello Adoption Services,
Please let me adopt a kid of German lineage instead of the Brazilian I earlier requested! If possible can you please
wait till the finals before confirming!
Regards
Peter
1461) Hello Raagini,
I am going to send my lazy son Ganpat to German speaking classes!
Regards
Mrs Marathe
1462) Hello Gautam Buddha,
If you don't have a desire to spend then why do you keep applying for credit cards?
Regards
Credit Union
1463) Hi Samri,
The couple is a good match..the wife is perfectionist and the husband is perfect Shani.
Regards
Bolkanta
1464) Hello Nagbabu,
My uncle though lives in usa is still an indian by heart as he believes in swadesi and only buys stuff which is Made In
USA.
Regards
Kedar Deshast
1465) Hello Cat,
I don't drink milk because it is against kosher to mix chicken and milk.
Regards
Jewish Hen
1466) Hello Panda,
No you are not the sixth brother of Pandavas!
Regards
Kunti
1467) Hello Dead Uncle Chiranjeev,
I am contacting you through a medium to let you know that our company now offers insurance for spirits against
accidental reincarnation. Do let me know about the buried treasure so that I can pay the insurance. Imagine if you are
reincarnated under Congress rule, you would not want to live that life again. Would you?
Regards
Sallikot Nath (Jeevan Maati Insurance)
1468) Hello Raju,
Me and your Mom have many things in common and that kept the marriage going, like your Mom loves travelling and
I enjoy when she is travelling.
Regards
Pran Lochan
1469) Hello Raju,
Apne Baap Ke Baaton Ka Bura Nahin Maante, Shaadi Kay Pehle Thik The , Pata Nahin Shaadi Kay Baad Achanak
Etne Chide Chide Rahte Hain.
Regards
Maa
1470) Hello Bhairavi,
Before marriage my husband told me that he had gone on many vacations and only now I realize that he was
referring to the eviction notices sent by his different landlords for not paying the rent.
Regards
Mrs Kajun Barve
1471) Hello Punnu,
Mera Baap Ko 'Kati Patang' Movie Pasand Tha!
Regards
Kutty Patang (Idli Caterers)
Everytime I saw a beggar who resembled you, I gave a penny. That's where the money you gave me yesterday
went..
Regards
Wife
1473) Hello Kanta,
I locked the house and forced my son to watch independence day parade. After that my son says he understood the
importance of freedom.
Regards
Mrs Kaveri Gangapathy
1474) Hello Gopi,
My grandfather was so crazy after records that he paid guiness book to acknowledge him as the tallest Lilliput.
Regards
Ghanshyam Chote
1475) Hello Rahul,
Birthday Ke Din Hum Purane Ho Jaate Hain Esliye Naye Kapade Pehenkar Hum Puranepan Ko Compensate Karte
Hain! Happy Bday! Naye Kapade Pehennaa!
Regards
Father
1476) Hello Chintoo,
And so when Disney came to see Ganesha decorations he saw the idol placed on my 'Mikki Mausa' who used to look
like a mouse and that's when he created the character of Mickey Mouse came.
Regards
Sundar Rate
1477) Hello Alpha Studio,
All my snaps are black n white and I asked for colored ones! Gimme my money back!
Regards
Penguin
1478) Hello Cousin Faiz,
So we dressed up in black and caught Robert and then we bend his head down and saying 'Allahu Akbar' we put a
bucket of ice water on him. We are now behind bars for Als ice bucket challenge. This is life in America..
Regards
Suhail, shammi, iqbal, asif, atim, aqsa etc etc
1479) Hello Rajini,
She always belived in having a backup plan and so she decided to marry a twin.
Regards
Pinto
1480) Hello Raju,
My grandfather Magar Singh used to wear crocodile skin shoes but once he made the mistake of bending down to tie
his lace and the crocodile ate him. From that time my family supports PETA!
Regards
Ghadi Yal Singh
1481) Hello Wagh Bakri Chai,
Yeh Aapki Chai Veg Hain Yaa Non Veg!
Regards
Bakresh Jain
1482) Hello Judge,
Kuber Laxmi Ka Pati Nahin Hain Balki Mera Hain! Proof Hain Yeh Ande!
Regards
Sone Ke Andey Denewali Murgi
1483) Hello Raju,
Mujhe Doctor Ne Khane Mein Kam Salt Advise Kiya Tha Es Liye Dandi Mein Rehte Hue Bhi Main Salt Satyagraha
Main Nahin Gaya!
Regards
Grandfather
1484) Hello Deepak,
Dahej dena aur lena crime hain eska ehsas mujhe tab hua jab mujhe ladkiwalon ne dahej mein nakali note diye aur
main car cash mein khareedne gaya!
Regards
Prabhu (Tihar Jail)
1485) Hello Ram,
My uncle A K Hangal once found the 'Fountain of Youth' , stepped in to it and came out unaffected.
Regards
Balram
1486) Hello Tarzan,
Mujhe Aaj DNA test se pata chala ki aap mere Baap Ho!
Regards
Mowgli
1487) Hello Doctor,
Mera Beta 'Divya' Tabhi Khush Rehta Jab Kisika Birthday Ho Yaa Light Chali Jaye! Aisa Kyun?
Regards
Mrs Candlewallah
1488) Hello Raju,
You can come to me , I am never busy and there are no lines. Your treatment will begin early!
Regards
Dr Sui Dedhia
Mujhe Ek Aisa Binocular Bana Ke Do Jisse Mujhe Paas Ki Cheez Door Dikhayee De. Meri Saas Aa Rahi Hain!
Regards
Mrs Manu Tope
1490) Hello Garba Festival Organizers,
Mere Great Great Dada Ke Dada Akbar Ke Court Mein 'DJing' karte the. Daily Jugalbandi! Please give me chance to
become DJ!
Regards
Dinesh Jadhav (DJ)
Jaise Koi Saap Khudko Dank Nahin Marata Waise Mere Beta 'Morya' Class Bunk Nahin Marta.
Regards
Mrs Kajol Mritunjaya
1492) Hello Raju,
Mere Chacha Guni Etne NobLE Aadmi The Ki Unko Khas Nobility Ke Liye Nobel Prize Mila Joh Unhone Doosre
Categories Mein Baant Diya!
Regards
Vallabh Bolbole
1493) Hello Rohan,
A wise man had a pet tiger and a pet deer and both the animals were very good friends. Once when he took the tiger
to a very good vet and the vet gave the tiger a few medicines.A few days later he saw that the tiger had eaten the
deer. When he asked the vet, what had the vet done, the vet said that he had cured the tiger of 'Food Allergies'.
Moral of the story is that never go to a doctor unless it is absolutely necessary. Please rethink before marrying your
girlfriend who is studying medicine.
Love
Father
One lady told me that her husband behaves like a small kid and so I asked her whether he sits on the ground and
splashes his hand in his own pee. The lady stopped talking with me!
Regards
Mrs Matunga
1495) Hello Raju,
I am very unique, Main Naa Bore Ho Jaati Hoon Agar Main Bore Ho Gayee Toh!
Regards
Pandavi Barve
1496) Hello Judge,
There was a typo in the report, the correct report is that husband comes home drunk everyday but it is the wife that
who beats him up. So it is the husband who wants a divorce, the wife just wants to be next 'Mary Kom'.
Regards
Lawyer Prabhu Khote
1497) Hello Raju,
So when Hariya was a bonded laborer in the Zamindar's house, Hariya bonded with Zamindar's wife and she went in
to labour. Thus the Zamindar was exploited.
Regards
Novelist Purshottam Narimann
1498) Hello Punit,
My father says that we can't marry because he is a conductor in 'Double Decker' and your father is a conductor in a
single coach bus and so there is a difference in the social status of our family. He says that things would have been
different if your father was a driver.
Regards
Kinjali
1499) Hello Kishore,
So my mother used to be in the immigration and my father was in the customs, opposites do tend to attract, they got
married and now you see I am an air hostess in love with a navy guy like you!
Regards
Kishori
1500) Hello Rasid,
Mere Abba Humesha Meri Maa Ko Yaad Karte The Esliye Toh Mere 7 Bhai Aur 8 Behene Hain.
Regards
Abbas
I didn't reject him for being a Momma's Boy but more for being a Dadda's Girl.
Regards
Shikanki Utsav
1502) Hello Soldier,
Aap agar desh ke liye jaan dete ho toh hum bhi desh ke paise ke liye apni jaan par jokham leke jeete hain.
Regards
Politician
1503) Hello Dolly,
Like a thorn is there for a rose, I will be there forever for you.
Regards
Deepak
1504) Hello Chandu,
Yeh educated log kitna jhooth bolte, mere paas time nahin esliye maine gehene chodke GOLDfish ka tank uthaya.
Mujhe Chor Market se dhakkamarke nikala jab mein fish bechne jowhri ke paas gaya. Saala kalyug hain ..
Regards
My name is Chor
1505) Hello Son,
Cow is like a mother.We call cow as 'GoMata' because it reminds us to 'Go To Mother'.
Regards
Father
1506) Hello Deepak,
So Shivaji Maharaj became very happy with my ancestor and gave us a new surname, we were originally Bolbole.
Regards
Babu Bangladeshkar
1507) Hello Archaeologists,
The skeleton belongs to a person who taught 'History' in prehistoric times and apparently the death was due to
inactivity.
Regards
Doctor
1508) Hello Journalist,
The motivation for building the time machine came from my father who practiced astrology and got every prediction
wrong.
Regards
Scientist
1509) Hello Balmiki,
Meri Sade Sati Chalu Hain Esliye Main Ghar Ke Bahar Nahin Nikalta Kyunki Shani Mujhe Pakad Lega!
Regards
Nandu
1510) Hello Bandu,
Humare Cricket Ke Saare 11 Players Navratna Hain!
Regards
Manleli Prabhu
1511) Hello Raghu,
A stampede is not a collection of stamps!
Regards
Madhu
1512) Hello Shalini,
When Patel Teacher told my son to 'Ketch Up' with his studies , he poured ketchup on all his books.
Regards
Mrs Tamma
1513) Hello Jeevan,
My wife always insisted that I should live in 'now' and not worry about the future. So I spent all on my savings, "now" I
don't have a wife.
Regards
Maran
1514) Hello Raju,
Humare Dadaji Ghar Ke Saare Decisions Lete Hain, Es Liye Aaj Unhe Delhi Main Multiple Votes Dalneke Jurm Mein
Jail Bhej Diya.
Regards
Mani
1515) Hello Raju,
My grandfather Balwant Singh used to throw egg at the Queen Victoria and then go and hide but because of his
turban he used to get caught easily. From this the British invented the game 'Hide and Sikh'.
Regards
Kinda Singh
1516) Hello Deepak,
I go with my wife to the meditation class which makes her very happy and I keep my eyes open and look at all other
women when everyone is meditating and that makes me happy. So yes, meditation works!
Regards
Shantaram
Main Air Hostess Ke Exam Mein First Aaayi Es Liye Mujhe Direct Air India Main Pilot Bana Diya!
Regards
Kunda
1518) Hello Raju,
Mere Chacha Humesha Extra Karne Mein Believe Karte The, Es Liye Meditation Ke Waqt Unhone Apne Donon
Nostrils Bandh Kar Diye Jab Ek Hi Karna Tha. Kal Unka Chautha Hain, Aaa Jaana!
Regards
Pundil Kante
1519) Hello Babu,
Raghu Dada Ne Mujhse Hafta Manga Toh Maine Peechle Saal Ke Calendar December Month Akrhi Saat Din Faad
Ke De Diye. Abhi Main Hospital Main Hoon Ek Hafte Ke Liye!
Regards
Kannan Kutty
1520) Hello Raju Patel,
The cost of the surgery can be reduced further if you opt out of the anaesthesia.
Regards
Dr Tambe
1521) Hello Birju,
After marriage I want the government to issue me a BDL card - Below Destiny Line.
Regards
Vaikuntesh MalaiKetu
1522) Lord Brahma,
Please tell Meneka to first send a friendship request on facebook to Viswamitra, if he accepts the request then we
can send her to Earth or else we need to try Urvashi, Rambha, Narad in that order.
Regards
Lord Indra
1523) Hello Birju,
Main Pehle Bahut Fair Thi Magar Night School Jaane Se Mera Complexion Dark Ho Gaya. Sacchi!
Regards
Radha Amba Phadke
1524) Hello Dolly,
Tumne Shaadi Ke Pehle Mujhe Unconditional Love Ki Baat Ki Aur Abhi Honeymoon Ke Liye Air Conditioner Room
Maang Rahin Ho.
Regards
Shambunath
1525) Hello Bholu,
Tumhare Pitaji Dagdu Seth Ke Yahan Tanga Chalate The Aur Abhi Tum Unke Gaadi Ke Driver Ho. Dekho Kitni
Progress Hui Hain Tumhari Dagdu Seth Ke Wajah Se.. Es Liye Sabko Bolo 'Vote for Dagdu Seth'.
Regards
Party Worker
Yes, my brother did represent India in the world cup, he was an Umpire. Why did your sister reject the proposal
saying that we are liars?
Regards
Mrityunjayi
1527) Hello Pinnisa,
My husband referred my neighbors wife as goddess, when I asked an explanation, he said that he was stating that
she is from God's own country Kerala. I then told him that if he does that again I will send him to meet God, where
God really is and that is heaven.
Regards
Punyavati
1528) Hello Ketan,
Mera Brigadier Baap Etna Bhulakkad Hain Ki Republic Day Ke Ek Din Baad Tank Leke Red Fort Par Parade Ke Liye
Chala Gaya. Abhi Uspe Treason Ka Muqadmaa Chal Rahan Hain.
Regards
Rahul Riflewala
1529) Hello Babul,
My father took dowry in check drawn to his name and the government instead of appreciating his honesty as a tax
payer has now lodged him in prison for taking dowry. I don't where this country is heading.
Regards
Vipul
No, we do absolutely allow poor people to sign up for our swimming pool , it is only that the lifeguard when he has to
choose , will prioritize saving people who are financially more solvent in the interest of the club.
Regards
Seth Namakhlal
1531) Hello Raju,
I have a new liquor called Somras, we market is as "God's own country" and it is a sensation in Kerala.
Regards
Balkimi
1532) Hello Peter,
Koi Bhi Cheez Karnese Pehle Hazaar Baar Sochna Chahiye Aur Zara Saa Doubt Ho Toh Woh Cheez Mat Karo, Yeh
Cheez Maine Shaadi Karneke Ke Baad Sikhi!
Regards
Father
1533) Hello Raghu,
Mujhe Mutton Bone Soup Ka Shauk Nahin Hain, Tumhari Maa Saara Mutton Uske Curry Ke Saath Khaa Jaati Hain!
Phir Main Bones Ko Ubalta Hoon!
Regards
Dad
1534) Hello Science Teacher,
Tereko Meri Kadar Nahin Hain, Agar Main Aaaj Se 800 Saal Pehle Paida Hota Toh Log Mere Scientific Knowledge
Ko Dekhkar Mujhe Genius Bolte!
Regards
Dagdu
Chaar biwiya hui toh kya hua, har ek se sirf do bacche hain.. maine hum do aur humare do follow kiya 4 baar.. mujhe
toh aapkk model citizen ka award dena chahiye.
Regards
Azhar bhai
1536) Hello Raman,

Jab Merey Kadambari Chachi Ne Appne Belan Se Chocolate Banaya Tab British Logonne Usko Respect Deneke
Liye Cadbury Brand Nikala!
Regards
Pinky
1537) Hello Dolly,
I am named after planet 'Venus' and my name is 'Venu'.It's not an old fashioned name.
Regards
Venugopalan Murthy
1538) Hello Indra,
Yeh Aapka 'Chitra Gupta' Raat Ko Chup Chup Ke 'Gupta Chitra' Dekhta Hain!
Regards
Brahma
1539) Hello Chinnu,
When your father gets flu I call it 'Swine Flu'!
Regards
Mother
1540) Hello Arjun,
Aadhi Story Aur Aadhi Complete Picture, Sabko Le Doobti Hain! Succesful aadmi har cheez pura karta hain!
Regards
Abhimanyu
1541) Hello Mrs Chatterjee,
For the naming ceremony of our children I am inviting you for a month long stay to Hastinapur!
Regards
Gandhari
1542) Hello Pinky,
Mere Baap Ka Naam 'Suryaa' Hain Aur Maa Ka 'Chanda', Esliye Mera Naam Grahan Kumar Hain!
Regards
Grahan!
1543) Hello Pran,
Only selfish people have selfies, it is only YOU there and no one else! Please worship my poster to be free of your
selfishness!
Regards
Baba Pandhari Kolhapure Gajanan Salunke Maharaj
Humari actress joh 'Kabul Main Mera Baabul' picture ki shooting Kabul main kar rahi thi usse taliban ne kidnap kar
liya! Ab taliban ne 'Main Taliban, Meri Baat Tu Mann' main usko acting karneko kahan hain!
Regards
Director Tochan
(Film: Aaccha Aur Tuchhai)
1545) Hello Raghu Beta,
Tumhare Chor Police Main Aur Humare Chor Police Main Yeh Difference Hain Ki Tum Chor Ko Aise Hi Chodh Dete
Ho Aur Hum Paise Leka Bail Par!
Regards
Inspector Tembey
1546) Hello Sunflower,
Sun Kya Tera Baap Hain Ki Tu Sunflower Aur Main Saala Cauliflower!
Regards
Cauliflower
1547) Hello Sharda,
Jab Popeye Ko Palak Ki Allergy Hui Toh Maine Uski Jaan Bachane Ke Liye Uske Muh Main Zabardasti Palak Kay
Parathey Thuse! Instead of saying thank woh cartoon world se gayab hi ho gaya!
Regards
Jasminder Kaur
1548) Hello Birju,
Merey late attendance ki wajah se main battlefield main late pahucha aur late hone se bach gaya. Es liye teacher ki
baat ko seriously mat lena, jab mann kare school jaana!
Regards
Brigadier Der Singh
1549) Hello Pinky Iyer,
It is me who makes it possible for Rajani's cigarette to reach his lips after he flicks it!
Regards
Mr India
1550) Hello Raju,
I have tried to teach you English but you never learn. As they say you can push the horse in water but you can't teach
him to swim.
Regards
English Teacher Salunke

1551) Hello Raju,
Merey African Chacha Etne Kaale The Ki Log Unke Godi Mein Apne Bacche Bithake Photo Nikalte The, Taaki
Bacchon Ko Buri Nazar Naa Lage. Bhai! Kaala Tika Lagane Se Woh 1000 times Jyada Effective Tha!
Regards
Ramesh
1552) Hello Raju,
I am more consistent than Mr Modi , I was a Chaiwallah then and I am a Chaiwallah now.
Regards
Lodhi Chaiwalah
1553) Hello Raju,

Merey African Chacha Etne Kaale The Ki Log Unke Godi Mein Apne Bacche Bithake Photo Nikalte
The, Taaki Bacchon Ko Buri Nazar Naa Lage. Bhai! Kaala Tika Lagane Se Woh 1000 times Jyada
Effective Tha!
Regards
Ramesh
1554) Hello Raghu,

My uncle was also so self interested that he used to loan himself amount at a very high interest.
Regards
Ramu
1555) Hello Father,

You told me that handling failure is much more difficult than success , that's why I purposefully failed
multiple times in the exam and handled it well every time , you can look at your credit card bill to see
that!
Regards
Ganesh
1556) Hi Raja,
I belong to the family of astrologers, actually 'Big Bang' was actually predicted by one of my
ancestors.
Regards
Ghabru Jyotish
1557) Hello Ganesh,

I no longer socialize after marriage because I can meet a different personality everyday in my wife
and so I can meet meet multiple personalities at home itself.
Regards
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Contents

Crazy Letters 1...25 ...................................................................................................................................................3

See you soon!! Love you from the depth of my stomach.

Yours Hungry Always

Man solving Issues during lunch break

Yours Truly Superior

10) Dear Neighboring Country,

11) Dear Obama,

Indian (My Wife says Hello!!)

13) Dear Doctor,

14) Dear Brothers,

15) Hello Director,

16) Dear Doctor,

17) Dear Havaldar,

18) Hello Animal Control Board,

22)Dear Music Director,

Please keep it going!

23) Hello Telugu Hero,

24) Hello Serial Killer,

25) Hello Police,

Crazy Letters 2650

26) Hello Director of Flop Film

27) Hello Psychiatrist,

PS: He wrote 'MURDER' on our shower curtain too..

28) Hello Lawyer,

29) Hello Hair Growing Oil Makers,

30) Hello Chin Chin Company,

31) Hello Magan Seth,

33) Hello Comedy Badshah,

Janaki's Husband (Janaki!! your number one fan)

34) Hello Producer,

35) Hello Doctor,

36) Almeda Alcohol Shop,

37) Hello Teacher,

38) Hello Kamal Kasai,

39) Hello Papa,

40) Hello Arab Consumer Goods Limited,

41) Hello Lawyer,

Pranlal PushpakManjan Jalnani

42)Hello Marathi Shop Owner,

Your Well Wisher

43) Namaskar KrishnaThapar Nalan Jee,

Number One Director

44) Hello Film Director,

45) Hello Minister,

46) Hello College Student,

Man Sleeping in the Coffin

47) Hello Husband,

48) Hello Politician,

49) Hello Singer,

Madhav Kumar Bulbul

50) Hello Police,

Crazy Letters 5175

51) Hello Dear Neighbor,

Your Watchful Neighbor

52) Hello Super Dooper Chicken Meat Processors,

53) Hello Demon King,

54) Hello People,

55) Hello Jwalamukhi's Husband,

56) Hello Doctor,

57) Hello Jayant Robot,

Giant Robot (Japan)

58) Hello Superhero MalluMan,