Ttulo: La domestica metiche

4 personajes:
1. Yuri: Domestica metiche
2. Orlando: Dueo de la casa.
3. Felicidad: Duea de la casa.
4. Zaida: Hija del matrimonio.
ACTO NICO
Ambientacin: Casa de la familia.

Introduccin: Yuri limpiaba los muebles de la casa cuando Orlando llega a

pedirle un caf.
Orlando: Buenos das Yuri, treme un caf por favor.
Yuri: Buenos das seor, le traer un t, la cafena hace dao.
Orlando: Yuri, no quiero t, te ped un caf.
Yuri: Por eso, pero como el caf es daino para la salud, yo le traer un t, es
ms saludable. No se hable ms, ya vengo con su t.
Orlando (molestndose): Yuri no quiero un t, ve a la cocina y treme un caf.
Yuri (hacindose la ofendida): Ok, no se altere, le traigo su caf, pero cuando
empiece a sentirse mal, no diga que no se lo advert. Uno aqu trata de ayudar
pero
Orlando (interrumpiendo molesto): Yuri el caf!
Yuri: Ya voy, ya voy, que falta de paciencia.
Yuri sale a buscar el caf y Felicidad entra aun sacando la pereza de su cuerpo
y bostezando.
Felicidad: Buenos das amor Cmo dormiste?
Orlando (irnico): No muy bien roncaste toda la noche.
Felicidad (ofendida): Yo roncando? Orlando pero si yo no ronco.
Yuri entra con el caf en la mano y se lo entrega a Orlando sin ningn cuidado
para meterse en la conversacin.
Yuri: Qu no ronca dice? Seora si usted duerme en ese cuarto y uno cree que
hay un oso dentro.
Felicidad: Yuri A ti quien te pregunt?
Yuri: Nadie, pero como soy testigo, opino
Orlando: Yuri por qu no vas a ver si estacione bien el auto? y si no es as,
ponlo en un buen lugar.
Yuri: Seor, yo no s manejar
Orlando: No importa, has lo que te digo y sal de aqu por favor.
Yuri (caminando hacia la salida): No agradecen, uno los quiere como si son de
su familia y ellos mal agradecidos, no agradecen.
Yuri sale del lugar y felicidad toma la taza de caf de Orlando y comienza a
tomrsela, mientras este la mira sin parpadear.
Felicidad: Y Zaida an no se ha levantado?
Orlando: No, Zaida siempre ha sido muy perezosa, pero ltimamente duerme
mucho ms que de costumbre.
Felicidad: Estar enferma?
En ese momento aparece Zaida
Zaida (lanzndose en un sof con cara de sueo): preguntaban por m?
Felicidad: Hija estas enferma? Duermes mucho.
Zaida: No mam no estoy enferma, es normal, estoy cansada.
Yuri que haba estado escuchando entra de nuevo.
Yuri: Claro que es normal, en su estado se duerme mucho.
Orlando: Cul estado?
Yuri: Ah pero es que no saben?
Zaida (Algo nerviosa): Yuri cierra la boca que nadie est hablando contigo.
Felicidad: Orlando te pregunto qu estado, Yuri?
Yuri: Seorita Zaida y para cuando va a dejar la noticia? Sus padres tienen
derecho a saber que sern abuelos.
Orlando y Felicita (a la vez): Qu seremos qu?!
Zaida se levanta del sof y sale rpidamente, mientras sus padres van detrs
de ella ordenndole que se detenga y explique, Yuri se queda sola en el saln
hablando en voz alta.
Yuri: A m no me gusta el chisme, ni meterme donde no me llaman, soy muy
discreta, pero esa nia tena que hablar.
FIN

Title: "La domestica metiche"

4 characters

1. Yuri: Domestica metiche

2. Orlando: Owner of the house.

3. Happiness: Owner of the house.

4. Zaida: Daughter of marriage.

SINGLE ACT

Setting: House of the family.

Introduction: Yuri cleaned the furniture of the house when Orlando arrives to ask for a coffee.

Orlando: Good morning Yuri, bring me some coffee please.

Yuri: Good morning sir, I'll bring you some tea, caffeine hurts.

Orlando: Yuri, I do not want tea, I asked you for a coffee.

Yuri: That's why, but as coffee is harmful to health, I'll bring you tea, it's healthier. No more talk,
I'm coming with your tea.

Orlando (bothering): Yuri do not want a tea, go to the kitchen and get me a coffee.

Yuri (getting offended): Okay, do not get upset, I'll bring you your coffee, but when I start
feeling bad, do not say I did not warn you. One here tries to help but ...

Orlando (interrupting annoyingly): Yuri the coffee!

Yuri: I'm going, I'm going, I lack patience.

Yuri goes out to get the coffee and Felicidad enters even taking the laziness out of her body and
yawning.

Happiness: Good morning my love How did you sleep?

Orlando (ironic): Not very well you rumble all night.

Happiness (offended): Me snoring? Orlando but I do not snore.

Yuri enters with the coffee in the hand and hands it to Orlando without any care to get into the
conversation.

Yuri: What does not it say? Lady if you sleep in that room and you think there's a bear inside.

Happiness: Yuri Who asked you?

Yuri: Nobody, but as I am a witness, I think

Orlando: Yuri, why do not you go see if you park the car? And if not, put it in a good place.

Yuri: Sir, I do not know how to drive.

Orlando: It does not matter, do as I say and get out of here please.

Yuri (walking towards the exit): They do not thank you, you want them as if they are from your
family and they are ungrateful, they do not thank you.

Yuri leaves the place and happiness takes the cup of coffee of Orlando and begins to take it,
while this one looks at it without blinking.

Happiness: And Zaida has not yet risen?

Orlando: No, Zaida has always been very lazy, but lately she sleeps much more than usual.

Happiness: Will she be sick?

At that moment appears Zaida

Zaida (throwing herself on a sofa with a dreamy face): they asked about me?

Happiness: Daughter, are you sick? You sleep a lot.

Zaida: No, Mom, I'm not sick, it's normal, I'm tired.

Yuri who had been listening entered again.

Yuri: Of course it's normal, in your state you sleep a lot.

Orlando: Which state?

Yuri: Oh, but do not you know?

Zaida (Something nervous): Yuri closes his mouth that no one is talking to you.

Happiness: Orlando asks you what state, Yuri?

Yuri: Miss Zaida and when are you going to leave the news? Her parents have a right to know
that they will be grandparents.

Orlando and Felicita (at the same time): What will we be ?!

Zaida gets up from the couch and leaves quickly, while her parents are behind her ordering her
to stop and explain, Yuri is left alone in the room talking aloud.

Yuri: I do not like gossip, or go wherever they do not call me, I'm very discreet, but that girl had
to talk.

END