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Anne Billson on
Hollywood's most horric mothers
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new cinema, this years vegan Adeles mate assemble! This
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Dissect: A installations, field Popworld song titles such accessible to the
Serialized trips weather- presenter Simon as Ghost, Point general public
Music Podcast proof footwear Amstell returns of No Reply and fling open their
and an open mind (awkwardly, Weighed Down, doors and allow
Having closely are required for obviously) to the itdoesnt sound us plebs a chance
analysed Kendrick some events and stage for his fifth as if theyve to poke around.
Lemars To Pimp a cinema screenings standup tour, lightened up Buildings range
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one, this properly the terrifying Apparently, the honest. Wail Place Roof Garden
geeky, exquisitely The Descent, show which along to the sky- (pictured below)
detailed podcast pictured above starts at Leicester scraping choruses to the Thai-style
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iTunes) returns flesh-eating, WC2, on Friday, black blouse and Temple and a
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daunting task: creatures in an UK focuses on from Friday. Greenwich.
unpacking every actual cave?). beauty, intimacy,
song on Kanyes The ambitious freedom, sex and
My Beautiful Dark programme love, ie all the
Twisted Fantasy has five strands themes he dealt
(pictured above), Strata, Dis- with on Popworld.
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features nearly around Castleton
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the planet. until 24 Sep.
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The other side


Fiona Sturges regrets her
attempts to rise and shine
for Good Morning Britain

am not, I will admit, their point before he starts on social media, many of them
I abreakfast TV sort of hurling insults and barking stoked by Morgan himself who,
person. The primary like an elephant seal. Witness in the reversal of the vampire
colours and endless jollity him huffing and frothing at the trope, starts to smoke and shrivel
traditionally favoured by trans model and campaigner whenever the light moves off
television in the early hours Munroe Bergdorf recently, and him. Its not such good news
havealways been, to my mind, reducing what should have been for A&E departments that, one
an affront to all that is decent a thoughtful and nuanced debate assumes, have experienced
andproper. Ill keep the TV off, about white privilege and racism a surge in Morgan-induced
the curtains drawn and have to: How dare you insult ME? ME aneurysms. Its a wonder that
Radio 4 on at a low murmur, ME ME ME ME ME MEEEEEE! his co-presenter Susanna Reid
if its all the same to you. But, A few days later, GMBs bookers wasnt carted off long ago, driven
because its good to mix things saw fit to invite suited corpse to distraction by his incessant
up (and because I was told Jacob Rees-Mogg to air his grimly foghorn condescension. Still,
to), over the last few weeks, reactionary views on abortion Reids expression is currently less
I have braved the carnival of and gay marriage, perhaps surrendered wife than woman
controversy that is Good Morning because hes the only man in biding her time. We shouldnt be
Britain (Weekdays, 6am, ITV). Britain able to make Morgan surprised if one day, in the not-
Ihave done this every morning lookvaguely reasonable. too-distant future, the cameras
through a mist of tears, while Morgans early-morning zoom in to find her sitting
biting down on a stick to muffle scenery chewing is, of course, beatifically next to Morgans head
the screaming. great news for GMBs bosses, skewered on a pole.
In this case, its not the who have seen a spike in ratings Ultimately, with Morgans
dazzling sets, the zany light and round-the-clock bonfires pointlessly combative
segments and the relentlessly questioning and world-gone-
upbeat weather reports that mad rants, Good Morning Britain
havepushed me over the edge; doesnt feel much like breakfast
in fact, all these things have TV at all. Theres precious little
brought merciful relief. The jollity among the presenters and
source of my agony is Piers guests here, more gritted teeth
Morgan, a man so ghastly that and a lets see if we can make
even America packaged him up it to 8.30am without anyone
and sent him back with a note crying resolve. There was a
saying: Keep him. Hes yours. time when breakfast telly, with
It seems the more he is its bland yet jolly presenters,
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bounced from one show to terrible sweaters and sunshiney


another, the more bullying motifs, was about easing viewers
and cartoonishly grotesque he into the day. In Morgans sweaty
becomes. Now he has taken to Like a vampire in hands, its about getting them
yelling at guests as they try in reverse, Morgan up, slapping them about a bit and
vain to finish a sentence. On sending them off to work with a
his quieter days, they will get
shrivels when the black eye. Thanks, but no thanks.
roughly eight seconds to make light moves o him Im going back to bed I
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Scary
momsters
Piper Laurie
inCarrie

Mothers of
invention
Darren Aronofskys new lm nds the
horror within the maternal sentiment.
Hes not the rst, says Anne Billson

other!, the title of mothers are the root of all evil.


M Darren Aronofskys Even when they dont actually
new film, is guaranteed get blood on their own hands,
to make horror fans sit up and their bad mothering ensures that
take notice. Motherhood is blood will be spilt, often by the
almost asendemic a theme in children whose psyches theyve
the genre as the Big Two sex twisted out of shape.
and death. Indeed, in its most Freud reminds us that
horrific manifestations, it co-opts mythological mother goddesses
thoseas well. were invariably creators and
Most horror-movie mothers destroyers. Echoing Nyx
are very, very bad: either and Echidna, who inflict all
sexuallyrepressed, over- manner of monstrous and
possessive, insanely jealous, sinister offspring on the world
overbearing or in the worst- in Greek mythology, Nola
case scenario all of these things Carveth (Samantha Eggar)
at once. Horror mothers are in David Cronenbergs The
Freudian nightmares made flesh Brood undergoes experimental
or, in some cases, ectoplasm. psychotherapy that enables
But bad horror mothers her to vent her inner rage
come in all shapes, sizes and by giving birth to homicidal
dispositions. They dont even mutant dwarves. They enact
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necessarily have to be female, as her subconscious desires,


the mother of all horror mothers whichbasically means killing
reminds us. To paraphrase Oscar everyone that annoys her.
Wilde: all women become like Horror mothers are nearly
their mothers. That is their always angry either about
tragedy. No man does, unless betrayal, or a failure to
hisname is Norman Bates. appreciate the sacrifices theyve
In many ways, Mrs Bates is made or, especially, when
the blueprint for many a horror their evil children are harmed.
mother to come: domineering, And if there is anything more
possessive, jealous, homicidal dangerous than a monster,
and dead. In horror movies, its the monsters mother,
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Kids company
(from left)
Mia Farrow in
Rosemarys Baby;
Rebecca De
Mornay in The
Hand That Rocks
the Cradle;
and Samantha
Eggar in
The Brood

especially if shes played by a Mrs Bates-type with a homicidal furies. Sometimes they set
scary mo-cap Angelina Jolie with backstory even before she their sights on the foetus in
snakily braided tail, gold stilettos gets bitten by a Sumatran rat- another womans uterus, such as
and uncanny valley features monkey and turns into a zombie. Batrice Dalle in Inside, slicing
as Grendels mother in 2007s Eventually, she mutates into up everyone who gets between
Beowulf. Smash those eggs in a humungous mumzilla with her and the embryo she has
Aliens and you risk drawing the pendulous breasts, who sucks decided will replace the one
ire of the egg-laying xenomorph, her zombie-killing son Lionel she lost. Or they inveigle their
who will get her own back back into her womb with the way into a family, like Rebecca
by trying to co-opt your own words, No one will ever love De Mornay in The Hand That
surrogate child as an incubator. you like your mother! Which Rocks the Cradle, who gets a job
Werecat Charles Brady (Brian istrue; even his girlfriend cant as evilnanny to the woman she
Krause) dismembers a teacher do that. Lionels only recourse blames for her own triple trauma
in Sleepwalkers, but hes a rank is to slice his way free of of bereavement, miscarriage
amateur compared to his mother smothering motherliness with and hysterectomy.
(also his lover, since female aDIY caesarean. De Mornay also deserves
werecats are apparently thin on While real-life mothers to win a Bad Mother of the
the ground). Mary Brady (Alice valiantly struggle to assimilate Millennium award for Mothers
Krige) outdoes Angelina by the conflicting advice of Day, in which she appears to be
cutting a bloody swath through parenting experts, the mothering modelling herself on Tamora,
local law enforcement (stabbing instinct in horror films is all too Queen of the Goths, from
one cop through the head with a easily perverted by tragedy into Shakespeares Titus Andronicus,
corn-cob and a no vegetables, a biblical lust for vengeance. who revels in her sons atrocities.
no dessert wisecrack) before Bereavement, whether of De Mornay has raised her boys
dragging the town virgin husband or child, is a recurring to be bank robbers, rapists and
(Madchn Amick) back to her motif that transforms women killers and, possibly deferring
house so Charles can suck out the into vengeful slasher-movie tosome vague idea that a mother
girls purple essence, the ultimate should help shape her childrens
gesture of motherly love. hobbies, presides in person
But even when morphed into over their torture-happy home
a reptilian-looking werecat, Mary invasions. As the advertising
cannot match Vera Cosgrove The family that for another movie had it, The
(Elizabeth Moody) in Peter slays together family that slays together stays
Jacksons Braindead for perverse together, a tagline that could
un-maternal grotesquerie. Vera
stays together, also apply to 1974s Frightmare,
is a jealous and domineering went the tagline in which mumsy Dorothy
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(this page,
left to right)
Betsy Palmer
in Friday the
13th; Batrice
Dalle in Inside;
Mdchen
Amick and
Alice Krige in
Sleepwalkers

(SheilaKeith) encourages her particularly when it comes to off the edge of a cliff. Maybe
daughter Debbie to join her in ghosts whose very femaleness is she didnt love her dead baby
her favourite pastime, which judged (by men) to make them as dearly as she thinks if shes
happens to be cannibalism. more emotionally unstable prepared to swap it for the very
Shakespeares Tamora was than their male counterparts, as next child she lays eyes on.
tricked into eating her own sons, though death has stopped their Another mother driven
baked in a pie, but Dorothy isnt body clocks at the wrong time of homicidal by bereavement is
fussy and just chows down on the month in perpetuity. There Mrs Voorhees (Betsy Palmer) in
everyone who calls on her. is a monstrousness to motherly Friday the 13th, who hacks her
The bond between mother urges, which have a malevolent way through a bunch of randy
and child is one of the strongest disregard for fairness or justice. camp counsellors she blames
emotional ties in human nature, Like Medea, who butchered her for the accidental death of her
so it is hardly surprising that own babies to get back at her ex, son Jason (even though hes
its such a regular element all they want is revenge. And in not actually dead, since in the
in the work of (mostly) male their primal rage they dont care sequel hes revived to inherit his
film-makers seeking relatable who gets it in the neck. mothers love for slashing and
motivation for their female In The Woman in Black, the hacking, and carries on doing it
protagonists without having phantom of Jennet Humfrye for another 10 films). If only Mrs
to think too deeply about avenges the accidental death Voorhees had been told of her
metaphysics. Sometimes, of her child by claiming the error and reunited with her child
though, it makes you wonder lives of children or lawyers who in that first film, the whole thrust
about the directors own stray into her district. Likewise, of the franchise might have
relationships with their mothers. the ghost mother in Mama is turned out a sight less stabby.
Psycho is not the only Alfred mourning her dead baby and Horror mothers do not
Hitchcock film to feature a doesnt find it at all inappropriate necessarily start out as monsters.
domineering mother; Hitchcock that she should salve her grief by Motherhood is one of the most
himself admitted to having been luring a couple of living kiddies taxing responsibilities any
traumatised by his own mum, woman can be faced with, and
who famously punished him by even the most saintly real-life
forcing him stand for hours at mum can be driven to distraction
the foot of the bed, a personal by sleep deprivation, financial
memory he assigned to Norman Hitchcock was worries and wilful toddlers.
Bates in Psycho. traumatised by his Horror movies simply amp up the
In horror movies, maternal pressure to an intolerable degree.
grief or jealousy is so amplified
mum, memories he Insecurity, guilt and resentment
it can persist beyond the grave, gave Norman Bates open a doorway to stressed
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mothers being possessed the real monster here. Medea


by the spirits of baby-killing had nothing on these mums,
witches, photosensitive ghosts whose attitude to sex has been
or bogeymen from the pages of so deformed by guilt they are
childrens books. prepared to sacrifice their own
But, for all their susceptibility progeny rather than face up to
to the forces of darkness, their own tortured consciences.
possessed mothers do essentially In 2015s The Witch, the
have their childrens best mothers unquestioning embrace
interests at heart. One can also of a misogynistic belief system
sympathise with the oblivious redirects her own sexual shame
mothers, those workaholic towards her daughter, whom she
grownups who fail to understand tries to strangle: The devil is
or even notice their childrens in thee and hath had thee. You
grim ordeals in films such as Let are smeared of his sin. You reek
the Right One In or It Follows. In The Exorcist, the of evil! Its little wonder the
At least their neglect stays on daughter prefers the company of
the acceptable side of child mum does the best a horny goat and wanders off into
abuse, unlike Victoria Tennant in she can but Pazuzu the woods, where she can likely
Flowers in the Attic, who doesnt find herself a more supportive
just keep her kids locked up but
makes her daughter matriarchal figure among the
feeds them arsenic-laced cookies puke pea soup baby-eating witches.
so she can deny their existence Possessive or neglectful,
and collect her inheritance. scary as her mother, Mrs White encouraging or abusive, horror
Stir religion and sexual (Piper Laurie), whose festering mothers invariably get it wrong,
repression into the mum-mix, guilt about once having had even more so than their real-life
and you have an even more sex makes her lock the fruit of counterparts. But it is hard
poisonous recipe for murderous that copulation in a cupboard not to feel sorry for genuinely
mayhem. Tallulah Bankhead and harangue her with deluded well-meaning parents such as
as Mrs Trefoile in Die! Die! nonsense about sin, dirty pillows Chris MacNeil in The Exorcist,
My Darling! doesnt just hold and the evil colour red (a trait who does the best she can when
her dead sons ex-fiancee Pat sheshares with Mrs Trefoile in Pazuzu makes her daughter
(Stefanie Powers) prisoner in Die! Die! My Darling!). puke pea soup. And there is at
her mansion but blathers on Mrs White may not be directly least one other horror movie
about vile bodies, pelts her accountable for her daughter mother who does everything
with endless Bible readings killing half her classmates with right, in theory, but still ends up
and throws a wobbly when her deadly telekinetic abilities, with the short end of the stick.
Pat asks her to pass the salt. but she sure as hell is responsible When Rosemary (Mia Farrow)
Gods food should be eaten for warping Carries character learns the truth about her
unadorned! rants Mrs Trefoile. outof shape by withholding pregnancy in Rosemarys Baby,
We are vegetarian. For instance, vital sex education and insisting her maternal instincts trump her
this meat loaf is synthetic, everyone will laugh at her. understandable squeamishness
compounded of bread, oatmeal If onlyCarrie had been more at having been forced to give
and wheatgerm. Which sounds conversant with the facts of birth to the spawn of Satan.
almost as unappetising as life she wouldnt have been so Rosemary is clearly a good
thearsenic-laced cookies of traumatised by her period, and horror mother. Who knows,
Flowers in the Attic. having pigs blood tipped all maybe she can even raise her
But a blind love of Jesus can over her at the prom might not devil baby to be a good kid,
be enough to turn horror or have triggered that catas
catastrophic though the history of horror
sing
mothers into child-abusing psychic meltdown. mothers suggests it will be an
harridans even withoutt In the end, Mrs White uphill struggle, and that shell
bereavement. Poor is fully prepared tto kill probably end up with a son
Carrie is not half as her own daughter
daughte for wholl make Norman Bates,
being, as she ima
imagines, Jason Voorhees and Carrie
Parental guidance
(above) The Exorcist;
an evil witch th
though seem like paragons of selfless
and (right) Jennifer by any standards its humanitarian benevolence I
Lawrence in Mother! the mother whwho is Mother! is in cinemas now
r
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u
O sh
ow
relatable.
We are
a mess
at
best
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Yvonne Orjis role as Molly in Insecure has


provided us with one of the most complex
characters on TV. She tells Jane Mulkerrins
about the gender pay gap storyline, code

is
switching and being a virgin at the age of 33

ou dont realise that screen Issas nerdy enthusiasm


Y youre impacting or and misguided attempts at
influencing the culture, multi-dating (this season she
says Yvonne Orji, shaking her introduced a hoetation) are
head in wonder. Its a TV show riveting in their excruciating
were just trying to entertain awfulness, this season has
people. But the Los Angeles- belonged to Molly, whose
set HBO comedy Insecure in misfires in her personal life
which Orji stars as Molly Carter, are matched only by her
a corporate lawyer with a frustrations in the workplace.
tongueas sharp as her tailored It is also Molly, the only
wardrobe has done much more African-American employee at
than that, including inspiring her law firm, who exemplifies
audience members to call out themost extreme examples
inequalities. In an episode of code-switching (adapting
shown earlier this summer, her language and behaviour
Molly discovers that a white male depending on her environment).
colleague of the same position I think Molly is just used to
is paid significantly more. With it, and does it unconsciously,
incredible timing, the shows shrugs Orji. It comes with the
second season began airing in territory. If youre a woman of
the UK days after the BBC was colour and you have any level of
forced to reveal the wages of its education, you have to adapt.
top stars, exposing a cavernous She recalls a Hollywood
gender and ethnicity pay gap. awards party in early 2016.
We got so many comments Iwaslooking around this
on Twitter, with people saying: room,this sea of industry folk.
Yup, Ive been there or, I left IfI had have worn black-and-
my last job because of it, says white, somebody would have
33-year-old Orji, when we speak asked me to get them a cocktail;
via Skype from her Los Angeles the only other people of colour
home. After watching that there were servers.
episode, one viewer went in to It was around the time of the
ask for more money, came back #OscarsSoWhite debate, but
and said that she got a raise. It Orji believes focusing on the
wasnt as much as she asked ethnic mix of Oscar nominees
for, but it was more than she is missing the point. Thats
wasgetting. just the manifestation of the
The series, which rounds off problem, she argues. Its about
its second season this week, access, its about knowing a
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is anchored by the central party like this, where the deals


relationship between Molly for the next movie are made, is
and her best friend, Issa Dee even happening, she continues.
played by the shows creator, I dont know how often white
Issa Rae two educated, young, people look around and think:
professional black women, Wow, theres really a lot of white
making their way, messily, in people here; we should fix that.
work and love. And while on- But I know black people often
16-22 Sep 2017 guide 16

look around and think: Wow, for a modern audience, but


Im the only one here why? could not be further from Orjis
But positive discrimination own experiences: as a devout
often places enormous pressure Christian, who frequently
on those selected to be better invokes God in her everyday
than their white/male/both conversation. Orji doesnt drink,
counterparts, just to prove their is a virgin, and is abstaining
place. If a person of colour is able fromsex until marriage.
to fail and continue to work, thats Im 33 years old and Ive
actually real progress, notes livedmost of my life this way
Orji. Otherwise it becomes this soits not news to me, she
pressure, like: My God, if I fail saysof the column inches the
then well never get another black matter has enjoyed. Its not
movie made for 10moreyears. This season, she has rejected a big deal for me, but I know
Molly has endured something the seemingly perfect Lionel a lot of people are like: How
of a personal earthquake this (Sterling K Brown), and, instead does that work in 2017? How
season, in discovering that her spoiler alert embarked on are you functional and how are
father was unfaithful, which an affair with her longtime younormal?
shatters her long-held beliefs friend, Dro, who is married, For her part, shes baffled that
about her parents perfect but apparently in an open its such a hot topic. It doesnt
marriage and influences her relationship. Dro presents to her affect my life in any major way
own liaisons. Her parents this alternate love story, and shes which makes me feel like other
relationship was the gold like: Am I the only one that still people out there must be having
standard for her and she was thought marriage was one-way? a lot of sex.
chasing that, says Orji. Then, If everybody else is cool with Born in Nigeria, where her
everything she knew to be adultery, and open marriages, father was a contractor for oil
true and positive and beautiful then what do I know? companies, and her mother
about a relationship went out The morally ambiguity of a nurse, the family moved
thewindow. the situation feels relevant to Maryland in the US when

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Holy Molly!
(left) Yvonne Orji;
(top) Orji with Issa
Rae in Insecure;
(right, top) web
comedy FirstGen;
(right, bottom)
two scenes from
Insecure
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Yvonne was six. The extreme thats making $100 a minute. Nigerian in the US. I knew
drop in temperature, from sub- Still, it took until her return Ihad one last shot before I had
Saharan Africa to midwinter from Liberia in 2009 before she to go back to Laurel, Maryland,
Maryland, was a shock but so confessed to her family that she wheredreams go to die.
was the attitude of her peers. had other ambitions. When I FirstGen brought her to Raes
I got bullied because I had an got back, there was a recession. attention and secured her the
accent and I was different. I got I thought: this is great, she audition for Insecure.
made fun of by white people recalls. Now I can move to New Her openness about the
and by black people, she says, York and pursue my dreams, difficult times is also indicative
still shocked. They called me because if I do fail, Ill just be of what Insecure is trying to
African booty scratcher. I was among the masses ofAmericans achieve. Molly, who is initially
like: How are you going to talk withoutjobs. resistant to therapy, is told by
about me? You look just like me. She began working the her therapist that black women
I was so confused. notoriously brutal US standup can feel invisible at work, and as
She took refuge in study scene but the breaks didnt if they have to have the perfect
and, spurred on by parents come quite as quickly as relationship at home.
who encouraged traditional, shed hoped, and by 2014 Theres this idea, says Orji,
respectable careers, aspired she hit the beginning stages if you are a woman of colour,
to become a doctor. And of depression. She found that you must never let them
then I realised I actually do herself, one particularly bleak see you break down. That weve
not like blood, she laughs. day, in Los Angeles, crying on got to show ourselves in the best
Nonetheless,she went off to Sunset Boulevard. She relates light, always, as the Strong Black
George Washington University a conversation she had with Women, and bring that black
and studied health, with minors the Holy Spirit, as if he were a girl magic, all the time. She rolls
in biology and Spanish. You member of her management her eyes and sighs. But that is
cant just tell your Nigerian team. Freshly inspired, she why our show is so relatable. We
parents, who are paying for your decided it was time to create are a mess, at best. I
college education: I dont want her own web comedy, FirstGen, Insecure concludes Thu, 10.35pm,
to do this thing that you came to about being a first-generation Sky Atlantic
this country for, she reasons.
She even studied for a masters
degree to avoid disappointing
them. And after that, I was like:
Um, you know, I think I need
to go to a war-torn country,
so Iworked in Liberia for six
months. That was also easier
than crushing their dreams.
During her time at college,
however, shed begun to
entertain the idea that she
might be funny. Somewhat
incongruously, as part of a Miss
Nigeria in America pageant,
she wrote a five-minute set
about Whats funny about
being Nigerian in America?.
People laughed and she entered
another competition, back at
DDP USA/REX/SHUTTERSTOCK

heruniversity. Then people


started asking if I hosted
weddings and baby showers
and started paying me to do it.
The first time I ever made $500
for a five-minute set, I was like,
Im never going to med school,
because I dont know a doctor
16-22 Sep 2017 guide 18

Vampire
Weekenders
Ezra Koenig
Prodigious, especially
ly
given he has also
found time to
Work rate date Quincy Joness
daughter, Rashida .
How have indies
favourite boyband
favoured in the solo Score: 4/5

stakes and who is A fourth Vampire Weekend


most likely to open a Hip archness album is due next year, working
title: Mitsubishi Macchiato. His
cookery school after of titles hipster anime TV show, Neo
album number three, Yokio, is on Netflix from Friday.
asks Gavin Haynes Score: 4

Had a writing credit on


Lemonade for Hold Up p,,
becauseof a tweett he
Likelihood renced
wrote, which referenced
Lil Uzi Vert a Yeah Yeah Yeahs
returns pped
lyric. He workshopped
their calls h
the tweet out with
Diplo, who then
sold the concept
on to Beyonc .
Score: 4

Cookery is probably a bit too


rooted, but any polymath
is easily distracted. The odds
of sacking off his band for
Probability theyll a joint concept album with
bout
David Byrne about
sack it off by album
the sex life of George
three to open a Washington
cookery school in Carver are
Washington State pretty much
nailed on.

Score: 3

Half-Light by Rostam is out


now. Neo-Yokio streams on Scores 15/20
Netflix from Friday
19 guide 16-22 Sep 2017

Rostam Batmanglij Chris Tomson Chris Baio


One solo album, an record with The weakest solo work rate of Two solo albums,
his band Discovery plus never- all the people called Chris in in 2015 and 2017.
ending songwriting outreach Vampire Weekend, Tomson has
work within the pop and rap written only one solo album
communities. so far, this years Youngish
Americans, under his Dams of
the West moniker.
Score: 5 Score: 2 Score: 3

Thatch Snow? That would be The Inerrancy The title of his first solo
Probably a good ofYou and Me, a reference album, The Names,
thing he left, tbh. to the theological concept of was taken wholesale
biblical infallibility. from a Don DeLillo novel.

Score: 5 Score: 5 Score: 3

Turned up with a co-writing Wrote a solo album under the Wears a white tux in his solo
credit and played guitar on Ivy, name Dams of the West about music videos, in which he uses
a standout from Frank Oceans the anomie of settling down cheap bluescreenen to
Blonde. He also had a hand in and getting a mortgage. teleport himselff to
Francis and the Lights Friends. ke
glam locales, like
And some Carly Rae Jepsen. aself-aware
Plus a spot of obligatory Solange Pitbull .
work, the horny-handed toil of
every indie band guy who ever
thought TLC were pretty sweet.
Score: 5 Score: 0 Score: -1

Far too earnest to give up on High. His career feels like one If he shuffles off into
the music, man: I cant even of those viral confessional anything its most
begin to express the joy I get pieces in which a millennial likely to be
from writing songs I hold it complains about never feeling his already
all sacred. There is so much truly adult. The lore of the maturing
amazing music etc. latter-day authenticity seeker sideline as a
is that he has to return techno DJ.
to crafting at some
point, and cookery
is second only
Rostam w to chair-
Though h in s !
ed probab making on
mutter so ly
mething ab that spiritual
not bein out art
g a compet plane.
it simply is it io n,
Score: 1 , earning
him Score: 5 Score: 3
a further
bonus po
so: BIG W in t,
INNER!
17/20 12/20 8/20
21 guide 16
16-22
6 22 Sep 2017
017 film
Bio degrading Johnny Depp as JMBarrie;
Domhnall Gleeson as AA Milne;
ReneZellweger as Beatrix Potter

lm

Why stuy author established fanbase and a vague power of the imagination, these
lustre of highbrow respectability movies often represent the
biopics are just barrel- and awards-friendliness (as with opposite: the scraping of the
scraping exercises Nicole Kidmans Virginia Woolf). barrel of English literature. Like
They are also another excuse the empire, our stories once
dressed up in tweed to revisit historic Britain at its held sway over the world, but

Bloats from most jolly decent and imperially


mighty, which never hurts. But
theyve now been adapted and
reinterpreted so many times

a scandal invariably these biopics end up


as heavily fictionalised tales of
were sick of hearing them.
Fewer more so than Winnie
imagination triumphing over the Pooh. After it acquired
personal adversity, dutifully the rights in the 1960s, Disney
ouve read the books, ticking off the events that squeezed as much honey as
Y youve seen the movies, inspired the fiction. All the better possible out of poor Pooh, via
youve bought the if theyre a childrens author scores of movies, TV shows,
merch, now see the considerably since you can incorporate a cute cuddly toys, lunchboxes
less interesting life story of the kid and jazz up the visuals with you name it. All this teed up
writer behind You could insert flights of fantasy. a decades-long legal battle
pretty much any literary classic Thats pretty much what we between Disney, the Milne family
ALLSTAR/MIRAMAX; FOX SEARCHLIGHT; MOMENTUM

next and chances are a prestige get with the imminent Goodbye and the rights-holding Slesinger
biopic has been made about the Christopher Robin, which stars family which got so toxic that
author. In recent years, weve Domhnall Gleeson as AA Milne, people talked about the curse
had Rene Zellweger as Beatrix returning from the first world ofPooh. Family feuds, corporate
Potter, Johnny Depp as JM Barrie, war and working his traumas skulduggery, soft toys coming
Anne Hathaway as Jane Austen into therapeutic ursine whimsy. to life: forget sentimental period
and Helena Bonham Carter as It promises to be a similar story drama, Winnie the Pooh has all
Enid Blyton. Weve even had with the Nicholas Hoult-starring the makings of a juicy horror
Lifetimes predictably shonky biopic of JRR Tolkien, a man film. Now thats the movie I
Magic Beyond Words: The whose decades at an Oxford wantto see I
JKRowling Story. writing desk were somewhat Goodbye Christopher Robin is in
You can see the appeal of at odds with his Middle-earth cinemas on 29 September
literary biopics. They come with sagas in the excitement stakes.
built-in brand recognition, an For all their testaments to the Steve Rose
film 16-22 Sep 2017 guide 22

Out now Sister act


My Pure Land
Victoria and Abdul
(PG) (Stephen Frears,
2017, UK/US) 112 mins.
Judi Dench re-channels
Queen Victoria
and relives her
companionship with an
Indian servant in a drama
with a worrying fondness
for the days of empire.
American Assassin
(18) (Michael Cuesta,
2017, US) 112 mins.
Into the Bourne-shaped
hole leaps Dylan OBrien,
whos trained up by
super-tough Michael
Keaton into a deadly
Five of the best
counterterrorist agent.
The Villainess (18) My Pure Land (15) (Sarmad Lawrence is happily restoring
(Jung Byung-gil, 2017,
SKor) 124 mins.
1 Masud, 2017, UK) 98 mins.
It could almost be a western,
her country home while her
writer husband does his creating,
This Korean thrillers except this female-led siege until a series of unexpected
trained female assassin thriller is set in modern-day visitors come knocking. The
plot is secondary but the Pakistan and, shockingly, is story escalates bizarrely, tipping
action is phenomenal. based on a true story. Were so far into allegory it loses some
Centre of My World thrown straight into the action, of its grip.
(15) (Jakob M Erwa, as three women take up assault
2016, Ger/Aus) 112 mins. rifles to defend their home when Gods Own Country (15)
A German teenager
falls for the new boy
a greedy uncle comes calling.
Flashbacks cleverly fill in the
4 (Francis Lee, 2017, UK)
105 mins.
in school, and has an details, and there are moments This stirring Yorkshire tale is
untroubled time of of grace as well as high tension. beautifully, economically told,
it, in a drama whose with a reliance on images and
complications are in It (15) (Andy Muschietti, gestures rather than words.
themargins.
Close Encounters
2 2017, US) 135 mins.
Ticking boxes for 80s nostalgia
The setting is an ailing, isolated
livestock farm, where a troubled
Of The Third Kind: and clown-based terror, this young man and a Romanian
Directors Cut (PG) Stephen King adaptation came hired hand bond with each other
(Steven Spielberg, 1977, with a built-in audience and it and, ultimately, the land.
US) 137 mins. doesnt let them down. Following
A digital scrub-up for a team of adolescents on a The Work (15) (Jairus
the sci-fi landmark.
The Case for Christ
high-stakes monster hunt, its a
polished compilation of horror
5 McLeary & Gethin Aldous,
2017, US) 89 mins.
(PG) (Jon Gunn, 2017, scenarios grounded by its cast. A group therapy session in
US) 113 mins. a California prison delivers
A journalist sets out to Mother! (18) (Darren astonishing results in this doc,
disprove the gospel in
this star-studded, faith-
3 Aronofsky, 2017, US)
121 mins.
stripping down masculine
facades and accessing the hurt
based drama. Domestic paranoia and general within. That often translates into
The Jungle Bunch (U) freakoutery are on the cards weeping, fighting and emotional
(David Alaux, 2017, Fra) in Aronofskys latest, but its confession, not just from the
97 mins. best to go into it cold. Sceptics criminals but visitors too.
Wacky, French-made might come out feeling the same
kids animation. temperature. The setup: Jennifer Steve Rose
23 guide 16-22 Sep 2017 film
Coming soon Booking now lm festivals and events
Out from Friday Taron
Egerton and Channing Raindance film festival well-documented viaa 60-piece orchestra.
Tatum in Kingsman: Devoted to promoting tendency towards Bridgewater Hall,
The Golden Circle indie cinema and white-mansplaining, Manchester, Thu;
(out on Wed) Classic fledgling film-makers, this 2016 musical ColstonHall, Bristol, Fri;
tennisrivalry recreated in this festival is bookended was muddied with a touring to 28 Sep
BorgVs McEnroe by two offbeat premieres: surprising amount of
In two weeks... Students Oh Lucy!, starring Josh controversy considering Sally Potter
see whats on the other Hartnett as a Japan- its wholesome rom- Sally Potters 1992
side in horror Flatliners based English teacher com premise. More adaptation of Virginia
Michael Winterbottom with bizarre methods, straightforwardly Woolfs gender-
hangs with Wolf Alice and Stuck, a musical set people-pleasing, bending, era-spanning
inOn the Road on a stopped subway however, was its retro Orlando (pictured)
In three weeks... Ryan carriage. In competition, score: this touring event may have divided the
Gosling in Blade Runner meanwhile, are films on sees it brought to life critics, but nobody
2049 Kate Winslet topics ranging from LA could have accused the
and Idris Elba in a plane baseball to a device that director of shirking a
crash in The Mountain can change the past. challenge. Ahead of
Between Us Vue West End, WC2, Potters newfilm The
In a month Timothy Wedto 1 Oct Party, HOME celebrates
Spall and co are the life thegutsy British film-
of The Party Michael La La Land Live makers legacy.
Fassbender hunts a killer Between the Oscars HOME, Manchester,
in The Snowman debacle and a Monto 27 Sep
25 guide 16-22 Sep 2017 music

music

Suits you
Phoebe Bridgers
scoots towards
the big time

With a little help from and her emo past in the music already. We recorded in half an
shes making now, an intricate hour, got food, then went to the
Ryan Adams, Phoebe tapestry of rock, folk and record store. The subsequent
Bridgers is embracing intensely personal storytelling seven-inch was Killer, which
that calls to mind early Bright came out on Adamss label
her angsty side Eyes. Funeral tells of singing PaxAm in April 2015.
at the funeral of a boy she At around the same time,
Emo-tional knew who had died of a heroin Bridgers supported Conor Oberst
overdose, while last years Killer at a secret show at LAs Bootleg
rescue is a testament to the morbid Theater. The two became email
anxiety of obsessive love. Once friends, sending each other new
in a blue moon Ill have some songs, and there was a further
hen Phoebe Bridgers was sort of concept song or it will connection through Bright Eyes
W growing up, her taste in be about a bunch of different Mike Mogis, who mixed her
music went completely things, but yeah, its all from debut album in Omaha. The two
backwards. The 22-year-old experiences, she says. are now firm friends, and shell
singer-songwriter, who grew up After a couple of years of be on tour with him again this
in Pasadena, Los Angeles, was writing and performing around month when that debut album
seriously into classic rock and LA including one gig in a pizza comes out on Dead Oceans.
folk as a kid. The first concert parlour near her house, to which Stranger in the Alps shows off
she really remembers was Neil her family and friends would Bridgerss talent for combining
Young, when she was 11. But show up every week Bridgers haunting melodies with oddly
when I hit high school, and emo was at the cinema watching unsettling lyrical conceits; she is,
was already basically over, I Whiplash, when Ryan Adams, she says, only getting more literal
was like: Wait! I cant believe who had heard of her through in her storytelling. Its getting
Imissed this, this is awesome, a mutual friend, texted to like: Oh my God, Im just saying
she laughs. She made herself a invite her to his studio. We whats happening. Theres
Bowling For Soup T-shirt and hung out all night and he was some emo left in her yet, then?
dyed her hair several shades of like: Come back tomorrow at She smiles: I mean, Im still an
bright, before finally shaving 4pm. She wassceptical that it angsty teenager. I
it and then returning to the would happen, but Adams was Stranger in the Alps is out on Fri
bleached blond she is today. true tohis word. We get there
There are hints of both Young the next day and Ryans there Rebecca Nicholson
27 guide 16-22 Sep 2017 music
Booking now Yawning glory
James Murphy
of LCD
Apple may have canned Soundsystem
its annual music festival
after 10 years, but that
hasnt dissuaded fellow
music behemoth Spotify
from diving headfirst into
the world of gig curation.
The streaming giants
first live event, Spotify
Presents: Who We Be
Live a reference to the
services rap-dominated
Who We Be playlist will
showcase some of the
genres major players at
Alexandra Palace (N22,
30 Nov). Big-name Brits
Five of the best Rock and pop gigs
such as Dizzee Rascal and
Giggs will be joined by LCD Soundsystem polite indie. His new material, a
current US rap sensation
Cardi B, riding the wave
1 Forget those 2011 farewell
shows ever happened: James
maelstrom of funk and soul, has
no such airs and is irrepressibly
of her stealth hit Bodak Murphys superlative dance- joyful as a result.
Yellow. Canadas Tommy rock outfit are back in a big way. Brighton, Mon; Bristol, Tue;
Genesis (pictured) splices The bands fourth studio album London, Wed; Glasgow, Fri;
together vaporwave, American Dream takes in Bowie, touring to 25 Sep
trap and R&B to build erudite electronica and more of
her spaced-out but Murphys mordant observations LA Witch
quietly fuming rap.
She returns to London
about ageing. Anxiety about
impending irrelevance may be
4 The menacing garage-punk
of the Cramps meets Mazzy Stars
(Birthdays, N16, 9 Nov) his specialist subject, but LCD smouldering shoegaze on this
following herslot at are far from obsolete. Los Angeleno trios four-years-
MIAs Meltdown. Chiming Manchester, Sat & Sun; Glasgow, in-the-making debut. Released
with the return of LCD Tue & Wed; London, Fri; touring last week, the band will be
Soundsystem, fellow to 23 Sep snaking round the UK in order
00s dance-rock dons to showcase its slow-burning
Soulwax are back, touring The National charms.
their first album in 12
years. Hear the contents
2 Parsing the passing of time in Bristol, Mon; Brighton, Tue;
slightly less uproarious fashion London, Wed; Glasgow, Thu;
of From Deewee at two are the National, whose latest Liverpool, Fri
UK dates this winter album Sleep Well Beast plunges
(Roundhouse, NW1, into the miseries of middle age. Foo Fighters
15 Dec; Manchester
Academy, 17 Dec).
If you like your rock realistic and
remorseless, you can catch the
5 Its 10 years now since
Londons most ignominious
Rachel Aroesti Cincinnati five-piece on these folly, the Millennium Dome, was
shores throughout September. finally put to some actual use
ALICIA CANTER FOR THE GUARDIAN

Cork, Sat; Dublin, Sun & and converted into The O2. To
Mon; Edinburgh, Wed & Thu; celebrate, the venue is staging
Manchester, Fri; touring to 28 Sep a series of big-name artists
throughout the year: this week
Mr Jukes sees Dave Grohl and co powering
3 As the frontman of Bombay
Bicycle Club, Jack Steadman
through the hits.
The O2, SE10, Tue
specialised in songs that cosseted
their persistent grooves in Rachel Aroesti
29 guide 16-22 Sep 2017 music
This weeks tracks Michael Cragg
TRACK OF THE WEEK Kelly Clarkson Love So
Zayn ft Sia Dusk Till Dawn Soft Pop is so confusing.
Having channelled the One minute its all love me
Weeknd on Pillowtalk, Frank harder then, according
Ocean on his debut album and to Clarkson, its best to be
Drake on this years non-hit soft, which if were being
Mads Mathias On tour Still Got Time, Zayns now crude seems to go against
set his doe-eyes on Sias basic biology. Sadly, Love So
Jazz The virtuosity of US jazz gusty-pop crown. In fact, Soft is a stinker; Clarksons
singer Kurt Elling might still the billowing Dusk Till Dawn undeniable voice which
make his fellow practitioners features Sia herself on backing blows up a mansion in the
shake their heads in disbelief, vocals, the pairs high-wire video struggling to mask
but Ellings talents alongside emoting catapulting the the whiff of Meghan Trainor
those of Nat King Cole and now-this-is-how-you-do-a- clinging to each plastic-
pop-jazz star Jamie Cullum pop-chorus chorus skywards, sounding retro-fied horn blast.
have guided yet not dazzled leaving the rest of the song
the gifted young Dane Mads essentially cowering under Sam Smith Too Good at
Mathias. Significantly, Mathias the sheer weight of it all. Goodbyes The cover art
is a resourceful saxophonist as for Sam Smiths new single
well as a singer, and a blossoming Tove Lo Disco Tits Altogether features a massive bunch of
composer who reworks the now: Im fully charged, decaying flowers drooping on
classic Broadway-song tradition nipples are hard, ready to an artfully frayed tablecloth.
in his own ways. Hell preview go.So runs the chorus The picture is in black and
his upcoming album on this tour, to Tove Los Disco Tits, a white to connote expensive,
which takes in the opening night subtlety-free sex jamboree stage-managed sadness,
of Scarboroughs fine annual jazz that could never hope to live which is basically what Too
weekender. John Fordham up to its title but has a pretty Good at Goodbyes is. The
London, Sat; Dorking, Tue; good go anyway. Over supple choir is lush, the production
Milton Keynes, Wed; Leeds, Thu; beats Lo updates us on her from former Mis-Teeq
Scarborough, Fri current excitement levels collaborators Stargate is
(Im wet through all my slick, the voice quivers when
Eliane Radigue & Lee clothes) before unleashing its supposed to, and yet
Gamble Matlock perhaps this years biggest the result is about as
understatement: I know how emotionally intoxicating
Experimental French electronic to dial it back, not this time. as Jacob Rees-Mogg
music composer Eliane Radigue
is a master of the ARP 2500 U2 Youre The Best Thing Suddenly ISia
synthesizer, having worked on it About Me The last time we Zayn goes for
gusty pop
since the 1970s making Buddhist- heard from U2 theyd taken
inspired minimal drone epics. the unprecedented decision
Then, in 2001, she mostly gave to upload their new album
up electronics and went acoustic. to everyones iPhones, a PR
For this show, London producer disaster of such magnitude
Lee Gamble will be doing the that even Bono seemed
same, composing a new piece for humbled. After three years
soloists. The two works will be ofwound-licking theyre
performed in the Great Masson back with a song featuring
Cavern in Derbyshire; the all the things you expect
audience will travel to the peak from U2: achiming guitar
of the Heights of Abrahan by figure Coldplay have probably
cable car before descending already ripped off, a stadium-
into the huge concert space. ready breakdown and clunky
Jennifer Lucy Allan lyrics about children being
Great Masson Cavern, Sun thereal teachers.
music 16-22 Sep 2017 guide 30

Five of the best Classical concerts


The Little Greats The Damnation of Faust
1 Opera North presents six
one-act operas designed by
4 Having announced his
arrival as the London Symphony
Charles Edwards. He also directs Orchestras music director with
the production of Leoncavallos a programme of contemporary
Pagliacci, which starts off in a British music, Simon Rattle turns
double bill with Annabel Ardens his attention to the mainstream
version of Ravels LEnfant et les repertory, starting with Berliozs
Sortilges (pictured). unique choral hybrid.
The Grand Theatre & Opera The Golden Dragon Barbican Hall, EC2, Sun & Tue
House, Leeds, Sat to 21 Oct;
touring to 18 Nov
3 Music Theatre Wales
introduced its production of Red Note Ensemble

Nash Inventions
Pter Etvss slick tragicomedy
at last years Buxton festival.
5 Two short concerts in the
Lammermuir festival from
2 New works by Alexander
Goehr and John Casken are the
Michael McCarthys production
of this unsettling fable, based
Scotlands leading new-
music group, both featuring
novelties in the Nash Ensembles on the play of the same name by performances of Thomas Butlers
latest British showcase. Goehrs Roland Schimmelpfennig and new work Limnology.
The Waking marks the composers set in a Thai-Chinese restaurant Tyninghame Village Hall,
85th birthday; Caskens premiere somewhere in Europe, is now nr Dunbar; Eastfield Farm,
is a more conventional scored revived for an autumn tour. Whittingehame, Fri
quintet for clarinet and strings. Sherman Cymru, Cardiff, Fri;
Wigmore Hall, W1, Wed touring to 31 Oct Andrew Clements
31 guide 16-22 Sep 2017 clubs
Booking now

When a standup makes


it big on TV, it can be
comedy
tempting for them to
dial down their live work
and only appear on
stage at all for creatively
undemanding tours
that cash in on their
audiences affection.
Dara O Briain is a comic
who takes performing
live far too seriously to
consider such laziness. His
shows (11 Oct to 3 Feb,
tour starts Vicar Street,
Dublin) always involve big
themes, casually deployed The funniest thing Deborah Frances-White
nuggets of knowledge and
enjoyable philosophical The Guilty Feminist podcast skied past you shouting: I want
speculations. This week, host on the things that make my two dollars!, this movie is
there is another chance her laugh the most the reason.
to witness an Edinburgh
fringe sensation in the The funniest standup Ive The funniest hairstyle Ive ever
shape of Rob Kemps ever seen A tie between two had Right before I did a TEDx
TheElvis Dead, an Australians: Tim Minchins Ready talk someone cut my hair above
audacious attempt to for This? and Hannah Gadsbys my chin and died it red. I wasnt
blend Elvis Presley with coming-out story, which I saw watching because I was texting.
the horror movie Evil Dead in Edinburgh years ago. Shes a Ilooked like a squirrel blowing
II thats being tipped for a big deal now but back then there up a balloon.
West End transfer (MAC, were only seven people in the
Birmingham, Fri). Less audience. I roared alone in the The funniest number Two. You
showy but just as worthy dark and introduced myself at laugh more freely and with
of your attention is the the end, explaining to her that lessdecorum with your partner
unassuming Phil Wang we were friends now. or best mate than anywhere else
(pictured). Capable of in the world.
moments of outlandish The funniest TV show Ive
silliness, he also offers everseen Fleabag. Phoebe The funniest book Ive ever read
thought-provoking Waller-Bridge is a stone-cold Underfoot in Show Business by
takes on big topics such comedy genius. Helene Hanff, the memoirs of an
as racism and national unsuccessful young playwright
identity (Manchester, Sat; The funniest heckle Ive ever had living in New York City in the
Basildon, Sun; London, I can have multiple orgasms!, early 1940s determined to crash
Wed & Fri; touring to said multiple times, as if to the theatre. It made me think that
9Dec). James Kettle prove her ability to do things failing in showbusiness would
inmultiples. be more fun than succeeding in
actual business.
The funniest film Ive ever seen
No one knows this film in the The funniest joke Ive ever heard
UK but in the US and Australia The comedian Christian Talbot
theres a cult classic called Better has a gag: 25 years on, rhythm is
Off Dead in which the teenage a choreographer. Thats a lovely
John Cusack loses his girlfriend one-liner, isnt it?
and ends up in a downhill skiing The Guilty Feminist is live at
competition. If anyones ever KingsPlace, N1, Sun
exhibitions 16-22 Sep 2017 guide 32

 Basquiat,
Untitled
(Pablo Picasso)
(1984)
exhibitions

 Degas, The
Three Dancers
(c1896-1905)
 Gavin Turk,
Small Gold
Senza Titolo
(2012), part of
Arte Povera

Five of the best


Basquiat studies of women sublimate first art movement to confront
1 Jean-Michel Basquiat replaced
the jazz improvisations of
sexual fascination into images
ofstrange poetic intensity.
environmental crisis. At a time
of dramatic urbanisation and
Jackson Pollock with scrawled, The National Gallery, WC2, economic growth in Italy, artists
death-haunted messages from Wedto 7 May such as Mario Merz chose natural
the street. This raw style made materials over the plastic world
him a sensation in 1980s New Martin Boyce of pop. Here their influence on
York. His death in 1988 at the age
of just 27 only intensified that
3 The reality of modern
cities is potently recreated by
British artists from Richard Long
to Gavin Turk is mapped.
reputation. Now, with the US this 2011 Turner prize-winning The Estorick Collection of Modern
ANTONIO MANISCALCO; MICHAEL WERNER GALLERY, NEW YORK AND LONDON

plunged into political and social Glasgow artist in works that seem Italian Art, N1, Wed to 17 Dec
disunion, Basquiat looks like a abstract yet are full of poignant
prophet of the countrys woes. associations. His installations are Nature Morte
He also looks like a remarkable
painter who showed how youth
like frozen playgrounds where 5 Mat Collishaw and
something terrible has happened Gabriel Orozco are among the
and rebellion can electrify art. and the swings are off-limits. He contemporary artists revisiting
Barbican Art Gallery, EC2, creates melancholic sculptural the still life tradition here. Ever
Thuto28 Jan prisons from decaying public since eye-fooling bowls of fruit
spaces, brutalist shopping were included in ancient Roman
Degas centres and dreary parks. frescoes, the still lifes frozen
2 Impressionist is a woefully
inadequate description of this
The Modern Institute, Glasgow,
Mon to 4 Nov
perfection has represented both
life and death. It lends itself
artist of obsessive voyeurism, remarkably well to conceptual
almost frightening observational Arte Povera reinventions, including
power, and erotic imagination.
Degas lived in a solitary world
4 For once, the Estorick
Collection abandons its
Collishaws eerie reconstructions
of last meals on Death Row.
ofhis own while moving obsession with minor futurists Guildhall Art Gallery, EC2,to
endlessly through the public and puts on an exhibition that 2Apr
spaces of Paris, from the ballet actually matters. The 1960s
to race tracks and circuses. His Italian group Arte Povera was the Jonathan Jones
33 guide 16-22 Sep 2017 exhibitions
Booking now Opening this week

From Moominmammas
wonky baking to the
allegory of gay love that
is Thingamy and Bob, for
generations the Finnish
writer-illustrator Tove
Janssons Moomins have
offered a wise, witty
vision of acceptance
of difference, and
gentle, folksy magic.
Today, these portly,
soft-snouted creatures
are global superstars,
gracing everything from
pricey designer mugs Enrico David London
to aeroplanes. As a
forthcoming show Tove Those who dismissed Enrico bellied, pallid, wrinkled, and
Jansson (19142001) Davids 2009 Turner prize- terribly naked, his lost souls
(Dulwich Picture Gallery, shortlisted show as nothing more barely hold on for dear life
SE21, 25 Oct to 28 Jan) than scatological pantomime while sporting poses of wincing
will underline, though, should perhaps come and look concentration. David presents
she had a lot more going more closely at this recent work theatrical tableaux of forsaken
on than her adored and think again. Like the almost dolls, bedraggled mutants and
Moomin characters. incomparable Louise Bourgeois, ungainly blob-people. This stuff
Working from her Helsinki David has achieved the might look unschooled but
attic studio, she turned unimaginable by breathing new dont be fooled: David is like a
out work that spoke to life into late, great surrealism. highly in-the-know interloper,
the brittle world of adults. His sculptural installations have in touch with the nitty-gritty
She made satirical images all the peculiarity of our worst of our common vulnerabilities,
for the magazine Garm, and best dreams. A male and yet reaching out with an
including caricatures of female couple, hand-crafted in undeniable pathos.
Hitler during the war builders Jesmonite, balance Robert Clark
and, as a painter, created precariously atop the steel Michael Werner Gallery, W1,
haunting depictions of silhouette of a fortress. Pot- Frito 25 Nov
family life and brooding
landscapes. The show has Sahej Rahal Glasgow
plenty to offer die-hard
Moomin fans too, boasting Created by the Mumbai-based
unpublished Evening Rahal, Barricadia is an imaginary
News comic strips. land of battling monster-
Skye Sherwin men, in which an apocalyptic
atmosphere of HP Lovecraft
sci-fi is infiltrated by memories
of Indian folk legends and
concerns about Islamophobic
lynchings. Sculptural protagonists
assembled from clogged-up
chicken wire andjunk are set
against a backdrop of looming
charcoal and ink. Videos obliquely
take their scripts from grimoire internet-savvy post-truth time. RC
books of sorcerous spells. Its CCA: Centre for Contempoary Arts,
a theatre of the absurd for an Sat to 29 Oct
exhibitions 16-22 Sep 2017 guide 34

Anatomy of an artwork Roy Lichtensteins In the Car, 1963

Dot dot dot Bad romance source material, invisible hand, approach was
An early work The subject is as upping the drama Lichtensteins the cool-headed
derived from comic much the Girls of the mans beaus vibrate with antidote to
strips, this features Romances comic predatory glance the energy of the the previous
Lichtensteins the image came and the womans confident, capitalist generations heated
recreation of the from as the mass hard gaze. postwar US. way with paint. SS
mass medias Ben- production of
Day dots printing images themselves. American gods Keep cool Part of Roy
process. It would Blown up to huge One of the Lichtenstein
become one of the Close encounter proportions and frontrunners of in Focus, Tate
most recognisable The artist has realised smoothly US 1960s pop Liverpool, Fri to
20th-century styles. zoomed in on his by the artists art, Lichtensteins 17 Jun

The London Design festival


The biggest challenge proffered by Known for its luxe interiors
this years London Design festival shops, Chelseas offerings include
is which of its nine themed antiques emporium Guineveres
design districts to visit first. The exhibition of ancient chinoiserie
ESTATE OF ROY LICHTENSTEIN/DACS 2016

festivals beating heart is around and The Rug Companys new


the V&A, where three South Ken collection, with contributors
townhouses have been combined veering from Paul Smith to
to host work by edgy young Vivienne Westwood. When youve
design stars such as furniture sampled enough fabrics, fashion,
designer Martino Gamper and his life. Bankside celebrates film, printing and furniture,
fashion designer Peter Pilotto. typography heroes, including head to Shalini Misras Decorex
Elsewhere in Brompton, Gio workshops with US sign-painting Champagne Bar, inspired by
Pontis iconic furniture gets a luminary Mike Meyer and a the Great Exhibition of 1851.
facelift with Kvadrat/Raf Simons show of the treasures in San SkyeSherwin
fabric while a film explores Franciscos Letterform archive. Various Venues, Sat to 24 Sep
35 guide 16-22 Sep 2017 clubs
Booking now

The Warehouse Project


grinds into life again this
clubs
week and for the last
time at its beloved Store
Street location. Pick of the
events that havent yet
sold out are Biceps night
(18 Nov) featuring Carl
Craig and Moodymann
(pictured) on the decks
together, and Giggss UK
rap summit with Abra
Cadabra, Nadia Rose
and more (13 Oct). Mike
Skinner, who recently
crept back on to the mic
thanks to Grim Sickerss Harangue the DJ Ross from Friends
brilliant track Open the
Till, joins Preditah, So The Colchester-raised producer of The track thats been unfairly
Solid Crew and Wookie to lo-fi house empties the contents slept on this year Scissorwork
toast UK garage (Electric of his psychic record bag Radiator This hunk of a producer
Brixton, SW2, Fri). Chiller- has been on my radar for such
than-thou Canadian don The track Ill be opening my next a long time. When I heard this
Project Pablo hops over DJ set with E Myers Hate This track I kept expecting him to
for a UK tour, supporting track opens in such a suspicious have blown up. His production
his new deep house roller and haunting way, and boy is so well thought out.
Night Shift (Manchester, whenthat bassline slaps it kicks
Tue; Bristol, Thu; London, like a mule. The track that got me out of
Fri; touring to 29 Sep). For bed this morning Actress Falling
fans of dark, emotional The track I always play to rescue Rizlas This track got me out of
underground techno, a dancefloor Ten City Thats bed this morning because it gave
London hosts two great The Way Love Is (Acieed Mix) me nightmares in my sleep that
talents this week: Skee Acontemporarily relevant spin Iwas a dreadful producer. I woke
Mask (The Yard, E9, on a classic hands-in-the-air up in a cold sweat and realised
Fri), whose album Shred banger. Cheesy enough to get that this nightmare was reality,
sounds like its being people singing; acidic enough and compared to this track I am
played through a haunted toget people weird. adreadful producer.
pond, in a good way;
andLawrence, the man The track I wish Id signed to my The track Id play at my aunties
behind the heartfelt label Jai Paul Jasmine Id have wedding UB40 Red Red Wine
minimalism of the Dial given this wonderful boy a good Theway I picture it, everyone
and Smallville labels home on my label and made sure would be swilling red wine
(FiveMiles, N15, Sat). he never had nothin leaked, everywhere rejoicing over the Ali
BenBeaumont-Thomas capisce?! A really well-produced, Campbell chorus. This ones for
very original piece of music. you, auntie Justine!

The track Id play to show off my The track Id play at my funeral


eclectic tastes Raymond Guiot Kate Bush Breathing Lovely
Primitive Spirit Im not much Kate Bush singing me off as Im
of a show-off, but as youve got frozen and shot out of a cannon
me, heres a little ditty from the into space. I cant really think of
world of French library music. anything better
Also sampled by Jamelia, on her Ross from Friends plays Invisible
worldwide smash DJ. Wind Factory, Liverpool, Fri
theatre 16-22 Sep 2017 guide 36

The man in
the mirror
Mark Lockyer
inLiving With
theatre the Lights On

Five of the best


Living With the Lights On the charge and her version of Half Breed
1 Earlier this year, Mark Lockyer
was a superb and plausibly
Charlotte Bronts novel is a
pleasure: witty, theatrically
4 What does it really mean
to be a female best friend? Its a
evil Iago in Othello at Bristols inventive yet also faithful to the subject under scrutiny in writer
Tobacco Factory. It was good spirit of the original novel and its Natasha Marshalls debut show.
to see him in such fine form psychological underpinnings, as Marshall stars as Jazz, a young
because, just over 20 years ago, Janes conflicted thoughts and mixed-race woman raised in a
when he was playing Mercutio inner confusions are given voice Somerset village where casual
for the RSC in Stratford, he had by the ensemble. racism is common. Fortunately,
an encounter with the devil Hull New Theatre, Mon to 23 Sep; Jazz has a best friend, Brogan,
on the banks of the Avon. He touring to 21 Oct but when Brogan gets a new
was subsequently diagnosed boyfriend, Jazz knows she has to
with bipolar disorder and has Cock and Bull widen her horizons. Fast.
been living with the condition
ever since which, on occasion,
3 Nic Greens show made and
performed with Laura Bradshaw
Soho Upstairs, W1, to 30 Sep

makes him go way off script and Rosana Cade was inspired Knives in Hens
with discomfiting results. In
this 75-minute one-man show,
by the empty promises of the
Tory party, which made it all
5 David Harrowers three-
hander, revived by South
he spares himself nothing. Its the more delicious when it was African director Yal Farber,
a story that is not just about revived earlier this year, just in boasts a love triangle in which a
triumph over adversity but also time for the election. Now, as the nameless young woman, trapped
what it means to be in character. Conservatives cling to power, it in a loveless marriage, begins
Tobacco Factory, Bristol, Mon gets another outing. Women turn a relationship with the local
toFri; touring to 11 Nov the words used by largely male miller. Farber does brooding and
politicians against them with poetic very well and this revival
Jane Eyre scorn in an evening that uses reminds of the power of language
2
SIMON ANNAND

The days when adaptations repetition to such clever effect as it explores freedom.
of classic novels made for dull that it feels like an exorcism. Donmar Warehouse, WC2, to 7 Oct
theatre are long past. Sally West Yorkshire Playhouse,
Cookson has been leading Leeds,Wed Lyn Gardner
37 guide 16-22 Sep 2017 theatre
Opening this week
malarkey at Chichester, where
they are returning to one of
the master of the middle-class
dance
comedys earlier and seminal
works. The Norman Conquests, Three of
first performed in 1973 when
the impressive cast included the best
Tom Courtenay, Penelope Keith,
Felicity Kendal and Michael Royal Ballet Gala
Gambon, will see the main
stage turned into an in-the-
1 Dancers from the
Royal celebrate Hulls
round configuration for the year as City of Culture
first time. It comprises three with a gala programme
plays Table Manners, Living and Hull-born guests
Together and Round and Round including Xander Parish,
the Garden which can be seen who defected from the
individually or as a trilogy. Set British school to the
The Norman Conquests in an English country house, it Mariinsky back in 2009.
Chichester shows three separate viewpoints New Theatre Hull, Sat
of a summerweekend (a
Alan Ayckbourns recent move typical Ayckbourn device) and Velvet Petal
into the realms of non-comedic
theatre with his dystopian,
witnesses the fallout from a
family gathering, an event that
2 The power of beauty
is examined in Fleur
six-hour two-parter The Divide, doubles as a vortex of complex Darkins hot strange,
which premiered at this years relationships and thwarted sensual work (pictured),
Edinburgh festival, was met desire. Mark Cook inspired by the
witha critical thumbs-down. Chichester Festival Theatre, Mon Polaroid art of Robert
Theres none of that modern to 28 Oct Mapplethorpe with a
dance-punk score by
People, Places & Things Le Grand Mort London Torben Lars Sylvest.
Manchester One Touh Theatre, Eden
Having starred in the London Court, Inverness, Sat
People, Places & Things, Palladiums sumptuous
concerning the addiction and Cinderella last Christmas and Bridges y Puentes
attempted rehab of an actor,
wasa surprise hit at the
signed up for Dick Whittington
there this year, Julian Clary is
3 Promenade
performance from The
NationalTheatre two years ago now the go-to guy for pantomime Ragroof Players using
not least because it was innuendo. In the meantime, he text, song and dance and
byalittle-known playwright, stars in Le Grand Mort, a dark, a babel of languages to
DuncanMacmillan, and starred two-handed comedy written explore migration.
anon big-name actor in especially for him by the late Theatre Royal Stratford
DeniseGough, whowent Stephen Clark. Set in a smart East, E15, Sat; Charlton
vieraward
ontowin an Olivieraward Notting Hill kitchen, it Shopping Cente, Dover,
ng
for her electrifying finds Cla
Clarys Michael Fri to 24 Sep
performance. The e preparin a dinner
preparing Judith Mackrell
sferred
production transferred for two
two; but when
to the WestEnd and youn male
his young
now heads out on n tour guest Tim (James
with Lisa Dwyer Hogg Nelson-Jo
Nelson-Joyce) arrives,
(pictured) inthe leading c and
a gameof cat
role. Jeremy mousee
mouseensues. MC
Herrin directs Trafalgar
T
onceagain. MC Studios,
HOME, Fri to SW1, Wed
7Oct to 28 Oct
talks 16-22 Sep 2017 guide 38

Honeymans debut novel


tapped into a modern
talking point: the
talks loneliness epidemic

Gail Honeyman Glasgow


The eponymous hero of Gail
Honeymans novel Eleanor
Oliphant Is Completely Fine
is a lonely, socially awkward
31-year-old who gradually learns
the only way to survive is by
connecting with others. But hers
is not the only hopeful tale here:
the book caused Honeyman to go
from ordinary fortysomething to
Given its subject and Manchester setting, this
vaunted debut author. Prompted
dissection of drumming couldnt have better guests by a looming 40th birthday into
having a stab at knocking out a
novel, Honeyman enrolled on a
Stories from the Seat Manchester to slot in behind big names: he writing course and bagged herself
The BBC 6 Music presenter and currently drums for the Beautiful an agent. Soon, publishers were
who could forget? former Souths Paul Heaton and scrapping over Eleanor Oliphant.
Shirehorses drummer Mark Jacqui Abbott. Stephen Morris, The book tapped into a modern
Radcliffe hosts a discussion meanwhile, can talk about how talking point loneliness is
that, given its subject (rock and his brutally clipped drums helped increasingly followed by the word
pop drumming) and location Joy Division achieve their austere epidemic but with her hoity-
(Manchester), could hardly have sound, and how the transition to toity expressions and brutal wit,
better guests. Mike Joyce was one New Order saw him risk putting Oliphant is also a joyous creation.
third of the rock-hard band hiding himself out of a job by embracing This Waterstones talk is in the
behind Morrissey in the Smiths, drum machines. If theres such city the novel is set in. If Oliphant
his unobtrusive backbeat giving a thing as a Manchester drum were in the audience, shed no
the singer a solid plane to twirl sound, this trio did much to doubt liven up the Q&A session.
on. Pete Marshall should also create it. Jack Seale Gwendolyn Smith
have stories about what its like HOME, Thu Waterstones Byres Road, Fri

associated with them. Theres


Grayson Perry continues to make discussing art feel
also a look at the style excesses
vital with his talk Democracy Has Terrible Taste displayed in Chatsworths period
portraits, while top designers
Christopher Kane and Erdem
Art Out Loud Bakewell Judi Dench, and has an extensive Moralioglu speak for fashion
There are plenty of people who art collection that inspired the today. Big-name artists on the
would pay good money not to founding of Art Out Loud in 2015. bill, meanwhile, include Cornelia
listen to artists speak about This years programme draws Parker, Yinka Shonibare and Marc
their process. That may be why on Chatsworths other archive, Quinn. Headliner Grayson Perry,
this festival of talks by artists, fashion, which is currently whos done more than anyone
curators and art writers is the being celebrated in an in-house lately to make saying stuff about
first of its kind. But Art Out exhibition. Future duchess Lady art feel vital and accessible,
Loud is prestigious as well as Burlington will be discussing will be straddling the art and
pioneering, located as it is at some of the exhibits in House fashion remits with a talk called
CHRIS PAYNE

Chatsworth House. The Peak Style: Five Centuries of Fashion Democracy Has Terrible Taste.
District stately home has starred at Chatsworth, and the various Bella Todd
in more costume dramas than famous models and Mitfords Chatsworth House, Fri to 24 Sep
TV Top 10

tv & radio
DONT MISS
Our essential Transparent
countdown of More tormented personal
development for the
this weeks Pfefferman family as Jill
must-watch telly Soloways series returns
for a fourth season. The
Jewish strand of their
identity is thoroughly
explored this time as
Maura is invited to speak
at a conference in Israel
and, inevitably, her family
tag along to bang their
heads on the Wailing Wall.
From Fri, Amazon Prime

Previews by Ben Arnold (BA), Ali Catterall (AJC), Sophie Harris (SH), Phil Harrison (PH), Ellen E Jones (EEJ), Mark Gibbings-
Jones (MGJ), Andrew Mueller (AM), John Robinson (JR), Jack Seale (JS), David Stubbs (DS), Hannah Verdier (HV), Graeme
Virtue (GV), Jonathan Wright (JW) Film Choice all reviews by Paul Howlett
16-22 Sep 2017 guide 44

Electric Dreams:
The Hood Maker
A run of Philip K Dick
adaptations begins
with this bleak,
grimy yarn starring
Richard Madden and
Holliday Grainger. W1A
Mutant telepaths More magnificently
are at war with insufferable middle-
Normals. What management jargon-
happens when mangling as the
society has too BBCs self-satirising
much information? sitcom returns. Its
Sun, 9pm, Channel 4 charter-renewal year
and the luckless
Ian Fletcher (Hugh
Bonneville) is back
to subject himself
to more agonising
time in the company
of Jessica Hyness
brilliantly awful
Siobhan Sharpe.
Bad Move Mon, 10pm, BBC2
Jack Dee has written another
comedy showcasing his own much-
vaunted grumpiness. He and Kerry
Godliman star as an urban couple
whove taken the rash decision to
decamp to the countryside, where
the wifi is intermittent and farmers
markets contain actual farmers.
Wed, 8pm, ITV

Insecure
After an intense and eventful penultimate
episode, this series finale has plenty of
loose ends to tie up. How will the emotions
JENNIFER CLASEN; JOAKIM ERIKSSON; TOM LEVINGE; JUSTINA MINTZ

unleashed in last weeks episode


sode settle?
Certain of Molly and
a Issas decisions
ecisions
take some unders
understanding. But ut what
always shines thr
through is thatt
Insecure continue
continues to be one e of
the more convinc yals
convincing portrayals
friends
of female friendship tly on
currently
o season three.
television. Roll on hree.
False Flag S Atlantic
Thu, 10.35pm, Sky
li
The taut Israeli
ama
conspiracy drama
concludes in
hion.
explosive fashion.
rvices
The secret services
are closing in but
can Benny makeake
hisescape?
Mon, 9pm, Foxx
45 guide 16-22 Sep 2017

Black Lake The Russell Howard


An abandoned but impossibly picturesque Swedish Hour
ski resort being repopulated by equally photogenic Promising topicality
young Swedes? Its a wholesome prospect but and a mixture of
BBC4s new drama import is more concerned with chat and comedy,
evoking an atmosphere of unease and incipient this new showcase
horror. Hammer House of Hygge anyone? sounds uncannily
Sat, 9pm, BBC4 similar to Howards
BBC venture, Russell
Howards Good
News. But what will
a man trading in
breezy humour make
of Trump, Brexit
and environmental
collapse?
Thu, 10pm, Sky1

Joel & Nish vs the


World
Joel Dommett is an
unusual combination
of quip machine The Insider:
and action man. ReggieYates in
This series sees him aRefugee Camp
combining these Yatess latest
attributes as he investigation sees
travels the world him living alongside
trying his hand at some 30,000 Syrian
ancient physical refugees in Iraq.
challenges (this From Wed, BBC
week, wrestling and iPlayer
archery in Mongolia)
and making jokes
about them. Nish
Kumar is his notably
less hands-on
comedy foil.
Mon, 9pm,
ComedyCentral
tv films 16-22 Sep 2017 guide 46

ran riot. The Thunderball-


ish plot has 007 tackling
an impressively villainous
trio: Max von Sydows
tv films Blofeld, Klaus Maria
Brandauers Max Largo
and Barbara Carreras
voluptuous Fatima Blush.

The King of Comedy


(Martin Scorsese, 1983)
12.50am, Film4
The late Jerry Lewis
proved himself a fine
actor in Scorseses dark
satirical comedy. Lewis
is legendary TV showman
Pick of the week Moonrise Kingdom Jerry Langford, who is
stalked by Robert De
Niros weirdo superfan
(Wes Anderson, 2012) Sunday, 4.35pm, Film4 Rupert Pupkin. Abetted
Another charming and engrossing excursion into Andersonland. by the equally disturbed
Thisones set in a fictitious coastal town, in 1965, where 12-year-olds Masha (Sandra Bernhard),
Sam (Jared Gilman) and Suzy (Kara Hayward) are in love and run away Pupkin, a wannabe king
together. Their actions create a crisis for troubled adults, including of standup, hatches a
Suzys unhappy parents (Bill Murray, Frances McDormand), lonely plot to kidnap Langford
police chief Bruce Willis, scout leader Ed Norton and icy social services to win TV primetime.
officer Tilda Swinton. Its an excruciatingly
uncomfortable study
of sad fantasy and
Saturday Portman is painfully young model Andre sinister reality.
16September intense as ballerina (Christa Theret). He is
Nina, who is chosen to entranced, as is his son
The Pink Panther play Odette/Odile in Jean (Vincent Rottiers) Monday
(Blake Edwards, 1963) Swan Lake. Overbearing who becomes her lover. 18September
3.25pm, ITV4 director Vincent Cassel Its a sombre affair,
Inspector Clouseaus insists she must find her but gorgeously shot Theres Something
first case features Peter dark, sexual inner self bycinematographer About Mary
Sellers in inspired form as in order to play the evil PingBin Lee. (Peter Farrelly,
the bungling detective, Black Swan, leading to BobbyFarrelly, 1998)
engaged in clumsy a spectacular breakdown, 9pm, 5Star
cat-and-mousery with in which reality and Sunday Geeky Ben Stiller is going
debonair thief David fantasy merge horribly. 17September to the prom with the girl
Niven for possession of his dreams (Cameron
of the legendary Pink Renoir Never Say Never Again Diaz) until a bloody
Panther diamond. (Gilles Bourdos, 2012) (Irvin Kershner, 1983) accident with his zipper
Twitchy police chief 1.50am, BBC2 3pm, ITV ends the romance before
Herbert Lom is another This portrait of the artist Sean Connery returns it starts. Years later, he
sparkling facet of a as an old man stars the as James Bond after employs Matt Dillons
sometimes pasty comedy. imposing Michel Bouquet a 12-year break. It sleazy detective to track
as the great, arthritis- also goes back to the her down. With the
ALLSTAR/WILD BUNCH

Black Swan stricken Pierre-Auguste earlier, crunchier style shocking-the-dog-back-


(Darren Aronofsky, 2010) Renoir, whose quiet (I hope this is a return to-life sketch and the
1.15am, Film4 life in the idyllic French to more gratuitous sex spermy-hair-gel scene, its
A deliriously off-the- Riviera town of Cagnes- and violence, as Alec not exactly sophisticated,
wall horror-drama from sur-Mer is interrupted by McCowens Q puts it), but oddly touching, and
Aronofsky. Natalie the arrival of beautiful before the special effects Farrelly-funny.
47 guide 16-22 Sep 2017 tv films
Tuesday adaptation of Harry as John, who rejects earns a living laundering
19September Harrisons novel is a teacher Steve Coogans mob money, and the
classic sci-fi adventure. sneery values to bond mob decides to do
Hot Fuzz Detective Charlton with new mate Matt away with him and
(Edgar Wright, 2007) Heston investigating (Josh Whitehouse) over fellow accountant Anna
9pm, ITV2 the death of wealthy dreams of a vinyl-buying Kendrick, its notlong
Their hilarious debut Joseph Cotten trip to the US. Its all a bit before before his fancy
with the zombie-slacker stumbleson the secret flimsy, but the frenetic skillset is fully employed.
comedy Shaun of the ingredient of those dancing and marvellous
Dead was a hard act yummy Soylent Greens music are pure joy. The Last Picture Show
to follow, but Wright (Peter Bogdanovich, 1971)
and co-writer/star 1.20am, Film4
Simon Pegg pulled it Thursday Friday Its surprising that
off with this fall-about 21September 22September city-boy Bogdanovich
parody of the US action craftedsuch a note-
movie. Itsset in a quiet Northern Soul The Accountant perfect portrait of US
Somerset village, but (Elaine Constantine, 2014) (Gavin OConnor, smalltown life. Adapted
that doesnt stop odd 1.15am, Film4 2016)12.45pm, 8pm, from Larry McMurtrys
cops Pegg and Nick Its set in a fictional SkyCinema Premiere novel and set in a hot
Frost reworking every town called Burnsworth, This enjoyable action- and dusty Texas town,
crime movie cliche in the but this is a loving thriller stars Ben Affleck two boys (Jeff Bridges,
Hollywood handbook. recreation of a very real as Christian Wolff, Timothy Bottoms) fall
time and place: 1970s whoseexpertise with out over a girl (Cybill
Dawn of the Planet of Lancashire, and the numbers (hes a high- Shepherd). Howard
the Apes dancehall revolution functioning autistic Hawkss Red River is
(Matt Reeves, 2014) that was northern soul. genius) is matched the last booking at the
9pm, Film4 Elliot James Langridge only by his martial arts rundown cinema:
This second instalment is a winning presence ability. Given that he a fittingly elegiac detail.
in the impressive prequel
series has rebel chimp
Caesar (Andy Serkis)
and his CGI cohorts
living free and relatively
untroubled in the forest
until they encounter an
encampment of human
survivors, led by Gary
Oldmans pragmatic
Dreyfus. The primates
of both sides mull over
issues of trust, peace and
war before an awesome
battle commences.

Wednesday Hidden gem Blue is the Warmest Colour


20September
Soylent Green (Abdellatif Kechiche, 2013) Tuesday, 11.35pm, Film4
(Richard Fleischer, 1973) This Palme dOr-winning love story is an astonishingly intense
11pm, Syfy portrait of quivering youthful passion, and much of that is down to
Set in a future New York the luminous performances of his two young stars. Adle (Adle
(2022, actually) that is Exarchopoulos) is a thoughtful high-school girl who becomes
packed with 40 million fascinated with the more mature and intellectual art student Emma
souls existing on the (La Seydoux). Their ardent relationship is laid bare not just in
Soylent Corporations explicit, utterly honest sex scenes, but in the cameras closeup focus
synthetic foods, this on their enraptured faces. This is a vibrant, deeply touching romance.
television Saturday 16 16-22 Sep 2017 guide 48

Pick of the day The A-Z of Later with Jools


Holland: From Adele to ZZ Top
Who Dares Wins 8pm, BBC1
For the last time in the current
10.15pm, BBC2 series, Nick Knowles invites
Sure, the bookers have a penchant two pairs of complete strangers
for a certain type of earnest artist to embark on the gameshow
and the presenters impish manner equivalent of a rap battle, each
may drive you potty. But 25 years team stepping up to make good
in, this show has racked up its on their encyclopedic boasts
share of great performances. on a series of given subjects.
Pleasing archival moments include As ever, one team will win the
a deliciously wobbly duet from opportunity to clamber up
Shane MacGowan and Nick Cave, Nicks ladder of lucre, grabbing
an ace grime segment (mercifully as much as 50,000 before
free of boogie-woogie piano) and deciding whether to gamble
Holland telling a teenage Adele those gains against another pair
that shell be a world star. Aww. SH of opponents. MGJ

BBC1 BBC2 ITV


6.0 Breakfast (T) 10.0 Saturday 6.0 The NFL Show (T) (R) 6.30 6.0 CITV 9.25 Saturday Morning
Kitchen Live (T) 11.30 The How We Won the War (T) with James Martin (T) 11.20
Hairy Bikers Comfort Food (R) 7.0 My Favorite The Hungry Sailors (T) (R)
(T) (R) 12.0 Football Focus Wife (1940) (T) 8.25 James 12.20 ITV News and Weather
(T) 1.0 BBC News; Weather Mason: Talking Pictures (T) (T) 12.25 The X Factor (T)
(T) 1.15 Live PDC Darts (R) 9.05 Hotel Reserve (R) 1.30 ITV Racing: Live at
Champions League (T) 4.30 (1944) (T) 10.30 Railways of Doncaster (T) 4.0 Bean
Final Score (T) 5.25 BBC the Great War with Michael (Mel Smith, 1997) (T) 5.35
News (T) 5.35 BBC Regional Portillo (T) (R) 11.0 Coast (T) Local News (T) 5.45 ITV
News; Weather (T) 5.40 (R) 12.0 Len and Ainsleys News and Weather (T) 6.0
Len Goodmans Partners in Big Food Adventure (T) (R) The Family Chase (T) 7.0
Rhyme (T) 6.10 Pointless 12.45 Triathlon: World Grand Cannonball (T)
Celebrities (T) (R) 7.0 Final (T) 5.15 The Big Family
Even Better Than the Real Cooking Showdown (T) (R)
Thing(T) 6.15 Dads Army (T) (R) 6.45
PDC Champions League of
Darts (T)
8.00

8.0 Who Dares Wins (T) 8.0 The X Factor (T) Talent
Nick Knowles hosts the contest, hosted by Dermot
gameshow. Last in series. OLeary, in which solo
8.45 Casualty (T) Dylans singers and groups compete
attempt to reunite Sanosi to win a recording contract.
with his uncle does not go 9.15 The Jonathan Ross Show (T)
according to plan. The host is joined by Paul
9.35 Mrs Browns Boys (T) (R) Hollywood, Noel Fielding,
Agnes ends up at the Jeff Bridges, Julianne
wrong venue after trying Moore, Taron Egerton and
to gatecrash Marias Halle Berry. Plus, Craig
henparty. David will be performing.
10.00

10.05 BBC News; Weather (T) 10.15 The A-Z of Later with Jools
10.20 ITV News and Weather (T)
Lottery Update Holland: From Adele to ZZ 10.35 The Nutty Professor
10.25 Match of the Day (T) Top (T) Highlights from the (Tom Shadyac, 1996) (T) A
Including Watford v past 25 years. shy, overweight professor
Manchester City and 11.45 The White Countess invents a potion that
Tottenham v Swansea City. (James Ivory, 2005) (T) transforms him into a slim,
11.55 People Just Do Nothing (T) Period romantic drama, loud-mouthed charmer.
Grindah goes on his stag. withRalph Fiennes and Comedy remake, starring
12.25 The Uninvited (2009) Natasha Richardson. Eddie Murphy.
(T) Thriller, starring Emily 1.50 Renoir (2012) 12.20 Jackpot247 3.0 The Hungry
Browning. 1.45 Weather (T) Drama, with Michel Bouquet. Sailors (T) (R) 3.50 ITV
1.50 News (T) 3.35 This Is BBC Two (T) Nightscreen
49 guide 16-22 Sep 2017 Saturday 16 television
WWIIs Great Escapes: The Black Lake 9pm, BBC4 The Jonathan Ross Show
Freedom Trails 8pm, Channel 4 A Scooby gang of hot young 9.15pm, ITV
Debut of a new series in which Scandis romping around a In terms of guests, reliable chat
Monty Halls retraces some of the remote, rustic ski lodge might and the odd headline-grabbing
more audacious decampments sound like hygge heaven. But revelation, Jonathan Ross is at the
from Nazi PoW camps. Tonight, BBC4s latest Swedish import top of his game in his comfy ITV
the most successful mass- is more interested in creating chair. This week, The Great British
escape of the second world a mood of unsettling horror. Bake Offs Paul Hollywood and
war the breakout from Stalag Something awful happened at the Noel Fielding pop in to talk about
XVIIID in which Australian Ralph Black Lake resort two decades cakes and stuff. Over in Hollywood
Churches busted out more than ago, and those bad vibes seem A-list corner, theres Jeff Bridges,
100 comrades. Halls follows to be bleeding into the present Halle Berry and Julianne Moore as
their path through 200 miles of day. Can the empathetic Hanne well as chat from Taron Egerton.
mountains and forests, meeting unravel the spooky mystery Craig David provides the music,
the Slovenian partisans who before her bossy boyfriend loses completing the something-for-
helped along the way. AM it with the locals? GV everyone lineup. HV

Channel 4 Channel 5 BBC4


6.10 Motor Sport: Volkswagen 6.0 Milkshake! 10.20 Teenage
Racing Cup 6.40 Triathlon: Mutant Ninja Turtles (T)
Vitoria-Gasteiz 7.05 (R) 10.55 Animals Make
Everybody Loves Raymond You Laugh Out Loud 2 (T)
(R) 8.0 Frasier (R) 9.30 The (R) 11.20 Columbo:
Big Bang Theory (R) 10.55 Grand Deceptions (1989)
Formula 1 Singapore Grand (T) 1.15 Columbo:
Prix Practice 3 Live (T) 12.25 Murder, Smoke and Shadows
F1 Meets Jackie Stewart (T) (James Frawley, 1989) (T)
12.55 Formula 1 Singapore 3.10 Nightmare Tenants,
Grand Prix Qualifying Live Slum Landlords (T) (R) 4.10
(T) 3.45 Worlds Most The Nightmare Neighbour
Expensive Cars (T) 4.45 A Next Door (T) (R) 5.10 The
Place in the Sun: Winter Nightmare Neighbour Next
Sun (T) (R) 5.35 Location, Door (T) (R) 6.05 Cant Pay?
Location, Location (T) (R) Well Take It Away (T) (R) 7.0
6.30 4 (T) 7.0 Dunkirk: The Cant Pay Special: Big Family 7.0 The Brain with David
New Evidence (T) (R) Bust Up (T) (R) Eagleman (T) (R)

8.0 WWIIs Great Escapes: The 8.0 The Great Fire: Death and 8.0 Swarm: Natures
Freedom Trails (T) New Destruction (T) (R) The Incredible Invasions (T)
series. Monty Halls reveals worst day of the inferno, (R) Concluding part of the
stories of Allied soldiers who revealing how St Pauls documentary.
escaped from Nazi territory Cathedral burned so fiercely 9.0 Black Lake New series.
during the second world war. its stones exploded. Abudding young hotelier
9.0 Super 8 (JJ Abrams, 8.55 5 News Weekend (T) and his friends visit a long-
2011) (T) Eighties-set sci- 9.0 Football on 5: The neglected ski resort.
fi thriller, starring Joel Championship (T) Including 9.40 Black Lake Hanne tries to
Courtney and Elle Fanning. Barnsley v Aston Villa, Hull uncover the truth about
City v Sunderland, and what happened.
Millwall v Leeds United.

11.20 The Mortal 10.0 Football on 5: Goal Rush 10.25 Easter Island: Mysteries of
Instruments: City of Bones (T) Including Blackburn v a Lost World (T) (R)
(Harald Zwart, 2013) (T) Wimbledon and Lincoln v 11.55 Top of the Pops: 1984
Fantasy adventure, with Mansfield. (T)(R)
LilyCollins and Jamie 10.30 The NCIS Movie: Legend 12.30 Timeshift: The Peoples
Campbell Bower. (T)(R) Liners Britains Lost
1.35 Ramsays Kitchen 12.05 Cricket on 5 (T) 1.05 Pleasure Fleets (T) (R) 1.30
Nightmares USA (T) (R) 2.30 SuperCasino (T) 3.10 Ring of A Very British Map: The
Hollyoaks (T) 4.35 Location, Fire (T) 4.40 Divine Designs Ordnance Survey Story (T)
Location, Location (T) (R) (T) (R) 5.10 Wildlife SOS (T) (R) 2.30 Swarm: Natures
5.30 Four in a Bed (T) (R) (R) 5.30 Chinese Food in Incredible Invasions (T) (R)
5.55 Last Man Standing (T) Minutes (T)
television Saturday 16 16-22 Sep 2017 guide 50

Pick of the day Mission Saturn 8pm, National


Geographic
The Making of Marc Bolan 9pm,
Sky Arts
What goes up must eventually Like fellow mod David Bowie, the
come down. Still, when Cassini, diminutive dude born Mark Feld
a Nasa spacecraft, crash-lands would flit like a stylish butterfly
into Saturn this week, its life between personas from
wont have been wasted. In dapper clothes horse to folkie
its time, it has performed to hippie before eventually
manoeuvres between Saturns emerging as Marc Bolan, Prince
rings and vastlyincreased our of Glam. Here, friends, family and
understanding of that planets superfans trace his journey from
moons and, indeed, how life Stoke Newington to stardom. So
is made. Now the challenge much more than the pre-punk
is to end its mission without placeholder hes sometimes
contaminating the very promise considered to be, the Jeepster
of life it helped discover. JR rocked with a capital R. AJC

Other channels 2.0 Top Gear 3.20 Top Gear 5.0 Three Musketeers (1973) 4.45
Would I Lie to You? 5.40 Would Field of Dreams (1989)
CBBC I Lie to You? 6.20 Would I Lie to 6.55 Dantes Peak (1997)
7.0am Arthur 7.10 Scream Street You? 7.0 Not Going Out 8.0 Not 9.0 2 Guns (2013) 11.10
7.25 The Deep 7.45 MOTD Going Out 9.0 xXx (2002) Nina Forever (2015) 1.15
Kickabout 8.0 Marrying Mum and 11.30 Dave Gorman: Modern Life Black Swan (2010)
Dad 8.30 Newsround 8.35 Ali- Is Goodish 12.30 QI XL 1.30 QI XL
As Superchargers 9.0 Horrible 2.30 8 Out of 10 Cats 2.55 Parks ITV2
Histories 9.30 Young Dracula and Recreation 3.20 Parks and 6.0am Totally Bonkers Guinness
10.0 Young Dracula 10.30 The Recreation 4.0 Home Shopping World Records 6.10 Emmerdale
Next Step 10.55 Newsround 11.0 8.35 Coronation Street 12.0
The Playlist 11.15 Dragons: Riders E4 Sweet Home Alabama
of Berk 11.40 The Deep 12.0 The 6.0am Couples Come Dine with (2002) 2.10 The X Factor 3.15
Deep 12.20 Odd Squad 12.35 The Me 6.50 Couples Come Dine The Incredible Hulk (2008)
Dumping Ground 12.50 Hetty with Me 7.50 Coach Trip: Road 5.25 King Kong (2005) 9.0
Feather 1.15 Newsround 1.25 to Zante Final Week 8.25 Coach The Fast and the Furious
So Awkward 1.50 So Awkward Trip: Road to Zante Final Week (2001) 11.10 Family Guy 11.40
2.20 YOUR Top 5 Baa-rilliant 8.55 Coach Trip: Road to Zante Family Guy 12.10 Family Guy 12.35
Shaun The Sheep Episodes 2.30 Final Week 9.25 Coach Trip: Road American Dad! 1.05 Celebrity Juice
YOUR Top 5 Baa-rilliant Shaun to Zante Final Week 9.55 Coach 2.05 Bromans 3.0 Teleshopping
The Sheep Episodes 2.35 YOUR Trip: Road to Zante Final Week
Top 5 Baa-rilliant Shaun The 10.30 Robots (2005) 12.15 ITV3
Sheep Episodes 2.45 YOUR Rude(ish) Tube Shorts 12.30 The 6.0am Judge Judy 6.20 Murder,
Top 5 Baa-rilliant Shaun The Goldbergs 1.0 The Goldbergs 1.30 She Wrote 7.15 Murder, She Wrote
Sheep Episodes 2.50 YOUR Top The Goldbergs 2.0 Streetmate 8.20 Margery and Gladys 10.25
5 Baa-rilliant Shaun The Sheep 2.30 Streetmate 3.0 Dont Tell the Columbo: A Deadly State
Episodes 3.0 Wallace & Gromit: Bride 4.0 The Great British Bake of Mind (1975) 12.0 Carry
A Close Shave 3.30 Stepping Off 5.15 The Great British Bake Off: On Matron (1972) 1.05 FYI Daily
Up 4.0 Lifebabble 4.05 The An Extra Slice 6.05 The Big Bang 1.10 Carry On Matron (1972)
Worst Witch 4.35 Operation Theory 6.35 The Big Bang Theory 1.50 Wycliffe 2.55 Foyles War 5.0
Ouch! Hospital Takeover 4.35 7.0 The Big Bang Theory 7.35 The Foyles War 7.0 Agatha Christies
Zig and Zags Zogcasts 5.05 Ali- Big Bang Theory 8.0 The Big Bang Marple 9.0 Midsomer Murders
As Superchargers 5.30 Jamie Theory 8.30 The Big Bang Theory 11.0 A Touch of Frost 1.10 On the
Johnson 6.0 The Dumping 9.0 Bad Teacher (2011) 10.50 Buses 1.40 On the Buses 2.05 ITV3
Ground 6.30 My Life: Surfs Up Naked Attraction 11.55 Celebs Nightscreen 2.30 Teleshopping
7.0 Horrible Histories 7.30 Art Go Dating 1.0 Celebs Go Dating
Ninja 8.0 So Awkward 8.30 The 2.05 Celebs Go Dating 3.0 Tattoo ITV4
Worst Witch Fixers on Holiday 3.55 How I Met 6.0am Sporting Funnies 6.05
Your Mother 4.15 How I Met Your River Monsters 6.35 The Big Fish
Dave Mother 4.40 Rude(ish) Tube 5.0 Off 7.30 Motorsport UK 8.25
6.0am Home Shopping 7.10 Top Rude(ish) Tube Goodwood Classic Cars 9.30 ITV
Gear 8.0 Top Gear 9.0 Brojects Racing: The Opening Show 10.30
9.30 Brojects 10.0 Sin City Film4 Hat-Trick Heroes II 10.45 Fishing
Motors 11.0 Sin City Motors 11.0am Marmaduke Allstars 11.15 Fishing Allstars
12.0 Cops UK: Bodycam Squad (2010) 1.0 The Rugrats 11.45 Pawn Stars 12.15 Pawn Stars
1.0 Cops UK: Bodycam Squad Movie (1999) 2.35 The 12.40 Pawn Stars 1.10 Pawn Stars
51 guide 16-22 Sep 2017 Saturday 16 television
Todays best live sport Terrestrial variations
Darts: PDC Champions League STV NORTH As ITV except 1.30pm-4.0 BBC2 SCOTLAND 5.15pm The Beechgrove
1.15pm, BBC1 Racing on STV: Live from Doncaster (T) Garden (T) (R) Carole Baxter finds out how
12.20 Teleshopping 1.20 After Midnight the budget vegetable growers have fared.
Coverage of group-stage matches
2.50-6.0 ITV Nightscreen 5.45-6.15 Grand Tours of Scotlands Lochs
from Motorpoint Arena in Cardiff. CHANNEL As ITV except 12.20am-3.0 ITV (T) (R) Paul Murton travels from Loch
Premiership Rugby Union: Nightscreen (T) Gairloch to Loch Maree.
Leicester Tigers v Gloucester SCOTTISH As ITV except 1.30pm-4.0 BBC2 WALES 5.15pm-6.15 Gardeners
2.30pm, BT Sport 2 Racing on STV: Live from Doncaster (T) World (T)
Tigers seek their first win of the 12.20 Teleshopping 1.20 After Midnight BBC2 N IRELAND 11.0am Len and
2.50-6.0 ITV Nightscreen Ainsleys Big Food Adventure (T) (R)
season at Welford Road. ULSTER As ITV except 12.20am 11.45-12.45 Gardeners World (T) 5.15
Premier League Football: Teleshopping 1.20-3.0 ITV Nightscreen Mastermind (T) 5.45-6.15 Home Ground
Tottenham Hotspur v Swansea BBC1 SCOTLAND 4.30pm-5.25 (T) (R) Jo Scott relies on horsepower
City 5pm, BT Sport 1 Sportscene (T) to clear a forest, and Ruth Sanderson
Spurs welcome Swansea to their BBC1 N IRELAND 5.0pm-5.25 Final Score helps to restore peatland on the
temporary Wembley home. from Northern Ireland (T) MourneMountains.

1.35 Pawn Stars 2.05 Pawn Stars Dim Byd 10.45 Ffasiwn Bildar From Jacksonville 4.45 Beat Beat
2.30 Pawn Stars 2.55 Pawn Stars 11.15Hansh Beat 5.0 Watercolour Challenge
3.25 The Pink Panther 5.30 Watercolour Challenge
(1963) 5.45 Ferris Buellers Sky1
Day Off (1986) 7.45 Live Boxing 6.0am Ashley Banjos Secret Sky Atlantic
11.30 Tango & Cash (1989) Street Crew 7.0 Modern Family 6.0am Urban Secrets 7.0 Urban
1.40 The Classic Car Show 7.30 Modern Family 8.0 The F1 Secrets 8.0 Urban Secrets 9.0
Show 8.30 Soccer AM: The Best Fish Town 10.0 Fish Town 11.0
More4 Bits 9.0 PL Prediction Show Dinosaur 13 (2014) 1.0
8.55am Kirsties Vintage Gems 9.30 Premier League Preview House 2.0 House 3.0 House 4.0
9.30 Coast vs Country 10.25 A 10.0 Soccer AM 11.30 The Next Without a Trace 5.0 Without a
Place in the Sun: Winter Sun Jamie Vardy 12.30 Whats Up Trace 6.0 Without a Trace 7.0
11.30 A Place in the Sun: Winter TV 1.0 Golfs Funniest Moments Without a Trace 8.0 Without a
Sun 12.35 A Place in the Sun: 2.0 Gillette Soccer Saturday 3.15 Trace 9.0 Game of Thrones 11.35
Winter Sun 1.40 A Place in the Gillette Soccer Saturday 5.15 PL Ballers 12.10 Last Week Tonight
Sun: Winter Sun 2.50 Four in a Greatest Games 5.30 Modern with John Oliver 12.45 Real
Bed 3.20 Four in a Bed 3.50 Family 6.0 Modern Family 6.30 Time with Bill Maher 1.55 The
Four in a Bed 4.20 Four in a Bed Modern Family 7.0 Modern Family Wire 3.15 Vice Principals 4.0 CSI:
4.50 Four in a Bed 5.25 Come 7.30 Modern Family 8.0 A League Crime Scene Investigation 5.0
Dine with Me 5.55 Come Dine of Their Own 9.0 Stella 10.0 UrbanSecrets
with Me 6.25 Come Dine with Green Zone (2010) 12.15
Me 6.55 Come Dine with Me 7.30 Hawaii Five-0 1.10 Brit Cops: War W
Come Dine with Me 8.0 Great on Crime 2.05 Brit Cops: War on 6.10am Countryside 999 7.0 The
Canal Journeys 9.0 The 9/11 Hotel Crime 3.0 Brit Cops: War on Crime Bill 11.0 The Bill 12.0 EastEnders
10.0 9/11: The Lost Tapes 11.05 8 4.0 Stargate Atlantis 2.30 Jamies 30 Minute Meals
Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown 3.0 Tipping Point: Lucky
12.10 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Sky Arts Stars 6.0 My Family 8.0 John
Countdown 1.15 Big Fat Gypsy 6.0am Discovering: Judy Garland Bishop: In Conversation with
Weddings 2.20 8 Out of 10 Cats 7.0 Discovering: David Niven 8.0 David Walliams 9.0 From
Does Countdown Tales of the Unexpected 9.0 Tales Dusk Till Dawn (1996) 11.0
of the Unexpected 11.0 Landscape Louis Theroux: By Reason of
S4C Digital Artist of the Year 2016 12.0 Tate Insanity 12.20 Babies: Special
6.0am Cyw 8.0 Stwnsh Sadwrn Britains Great British Walks 1.0 Delivery 1.20 Outnumbered 1.50
10.0 Y Cosmos 11.0 Byd o Liw: Carole King: Tapestry Live from TheMusketeers
Arlunwyr 11.30 Mamwlad gyda Hyde Park 2.15 Hey, Boo: Harper
Ffion Hague 12.0 Mamwlad gyda Lee and To Kill a Mockingbird 3.45 Yesterday
Ffion Hague 12.30 Garddio a California Dreamin: The Songs 6.0am Pointless 7.10 Diamond
Mwy 1.0 Ffermio 1.30 100 Lle 2.0 of the Mamas and the Papas 5.0 Decades 8.0 Battleplan 9.0
100 Lle 2.30 Her yr Hinsawdd The Sixties 6.0 Tony Viscontis Forbidden History 6.0 John
3.0 Arctig Gwyllt Iolo Williams Unsigned Heroes 7.0 Discovering: Surtees: One of a Kind 7.0
4.0 Ysgol Ddawns Anti Karen Queen 8.0 Queen: Live in Milton Impossible Engineering 8.0
4.30 Tan 5.0 Bywyd y Fet 5.30 Keynes 9.0 The Making of Marc Boogie Fever: A TOTP2 Disco
Tom Maldwyn Pryce 6.0 Balwn Bolan 10.0 Beside Bowie: The Special 10.0 Why Planes Crash
Dros Everest 7.0 Newyddion a Mick Ronson Story 12.0 Rock and 11.0 CIA Declassified 12.0 Mummy
Chwaraeon 7.15 Clwb Rygbi 9.45 Roll 1.30 The Making of Marc Mysteries 1.0 Why Planes Crash
Nigel Owens: Wyt tin Gem? 10.15 Bolan 2.30 Lynyrd Skynyrd: Live 2.0 CIA Declassified
television Sunday 17 16-22 Sep 2017 guide 52

Pick of the day Electric Dreams: The Hood Maker


9pm, Channel 4
Amazing Spaces Shed of the Year
7pm, Channel 4
This anthology series of Philip K Last year, Kevin Herbert collected
Dick adaptations begins, in noirish the crown for his amazing West
fashion, in a bleak near-future in Wing, a recycled marvel youd
which telepaths (Teeps) coexist, be perfectly happy to live in. In
uneasily, with Normals (non- among this years finalists for eco
mind readers). Starring Richard and budget sheds is Chris Law
Madden and Holliday Grainger, and Julie Ann Marchants Tiny
the staging is a twist on the House, built for 1,000. With
mismatched buddy-cop formula. features including a downstairs
Its satisfyingly crepuscular and, toilet and fitted kitchen, its
for a story written in the early become a full-time home for
50s, has plenty to say about thecouple. Other candidates
the information-saturated yet include a Woodland Stargazer,
disconnected present. PH and a replica Hobbit hole. AJC

BBC1 BBC2 ITV


6.0 Breakfast (T) 7.30 Match 6.05 Great British Garden Revival 6.0 CITV 9.25 ITV News (T)
of the Day (T) (R) 9.0 The (T) (R) 7.05 Gardeners 9.30 James Martins French
Andrew Marr Show (T) World (T) (R) 8.05 The Adventure (T) (R) 9.55
10.0 Sunday Morning Live Beechgrove Garden (T) 8.35 Problem Child (Dennis
(T) 11.0 Sunday Politics (T) Countryfile (T) (R) 9.30 Dugan, 1990) (T) 11.30
12.15 Bargain Hunt (T) (R) Saturday Kitchen Best Bites Robson Greens Coastal
1.0 BBC News (T) 1.15 Fake (T) 11.0 Lorraines Fast, Lives (T) (R) 12.30 ITV News
or Fortune? (T) (R) 2.15 Fresh and Easy Food (T) (R) and Weather (T) 12.40 Bear
Money for Nothing (T) (R) 11.30 My Life on a Plate (T) Grylls Survival School (T)
3.0 Escape to the Country (R) 12.15 MOTD2 Extra (T) (R) 1.10 Catchphrase (T) (R)
(T) (R) 3.45 Points of View 1.0 PDC Champions League 1.50 The X Factor (T) (R) 3.0
(T) 4.0 Songs of Praise (T) of Darts (T) 4.30 Tribes, Never Say Never
4.35 How to Stay Young (T) Predators & Me (T) (R) 5.30 Again (Irvin Kershner, 1983)
(R) 5.35 Invictus: Battle to Top Gear (T) (R) 6.30 PDC (T) 5.35 Victoria (T) (R) 6.35
the Start Line (T) 6.35 BBC Champions League of Darts Local News (T) 6.45 ITV
News (T) 6.50 BBC Regional (T) News and Weather (T) 7.0
News; Weather (T) 7.0 Tipping Point: Lucky Stars
Countryfile (T) (T)
8.00

8.0 Fake or Fortune? (T) Fiona 8.0 The X Factor (T) Talent
Bruce and art expert Philip contest, hosted by Dermot
Mould investigate whether OLeary, in which solo
an unusual sculpture that singers and groups compete
has been broken by a cat to win a recording contract.
was originally the work of 9.0 Victoria (T) A crisis compels
Alberto Giacometti. Last in Albert to return to Coburg,
the series. where he learns a terrible
9.0 Strike The Silkworm (T) family secret, while a
Part two of two. Strike and troubled Victoria struggles
Robin become suspicious of to bond with her newly born
Fancourt. second child.
10.00

10.0 BBC News (T) 10.0 Risk Premiere. Documentary 10.05 ITV News and Weather (T)
10.20 BBC Regional News; following Julian Assange. 10.20 Judge Rinders Crime
Weather (T) 11.25 The Devils Double Stories (T) (R)
10.30 Match of the Day 2 (T) (Lee Tamahori, 2011) (T) 11.20 Liar (T) (R) Thriller, starring
Manchester United v Fact-based drama, with Joanne Froggatt and Ioan
Everton and Chelsea v Dominic Cooper and Gruffudd.
Arsena. Ludivine Sagnier. 12.15 Jackpot247 3.0 Motorsport
11.30 Fugitives (T) (R) The work 1.10 Sign Zone: Question Time UK (T) 3.50 British
of police extradition units in (T) (R) 2.10 Holby City (T) Superbike Championship
the UK and Europe. (R) 3.10 This Is BBC Two (T) Highlights (T) 5.05 The
12.15 Weather for the Week Jeremy Kyle Show (T) (R)
Ahead (T) 12.20 News (T)
53 guide 16-22 Sep 2017 Sunday 17 television
Strike The Silkworm 9pm, BBC1 Risk 10pm, BBC2 Cinema Through the Eye of
Choosing the prospect of an Laura Poitrass documentary Magnum 10pm, BBC4
interesting case over financial chronicles the peculiar life of From its inception in 1947, the
remuneration, Strike goes to work Julian Assange from the news Magnum photo agency developed
on behalf of Leonora Quine, wife of rape allegations against him, an intimate relationship with the
of gruesomely murdered novelist and through the first six years cinema. Robert Capa was involved
Owen. Trouble is, plenty of people of his ongoing self-imposed with Ingrid Bergman, enabling
had a motive to kill a writer who sequestration in Ecuadors him access to Hollywood studios
made enemies freely. Meantime, embassy in London. Poitras, for some candid if stylised snaps.
Robin chafes at the constraints of who also made Citizenfour Eve Arnold presented portraits of
her PA role and faces a dilemma. about whistleblower Edward Marilyn Monroe which presented
Hugely entertaining, its a series Snowden, appears to start out a more thoughtful, vulnerable
which pulls off the neat trick admiring Assange, but finds this alternative to her bombshell
of recalling whodunits from increasingly difficult as the story image, while more recently,
the Agatha Christie era without unfurls and its subject grows weve seen Paolo Pellegrins
seeming dated. JW evermore vainglorious. AM portraits of Kate Winslet. DS

Channel 4 Channel 5 BBC4


6.20 Last Man Standing (T) 6.40 6.0 Milkshake! 10.05 Teenage
Everybody Loves Raymond Mutant Ninja Turtles (T)
(T) (R) 7.05 Everybody (R) 10.40 Football on 5:
Loves Raymond (T) (R) 7.30 The Championship (T) (R)
Everybody Loves Raymond 11.30 Football on 5: Goal
(T) (R) 8.0 Frasier (T) (R) Rush (T) (R) 12.0 Police
8.30 Frasier (T) (R) 9.0 Interceptors (T) (R) 1.0
Sunday Brunch (T) 12.0 Police Interceptors (T) (R)
Formula 1 Singapore Grand 2.0 Police Interceptors (T)
Prix Live Build-Up (T) 12.35 (R) 3.0 Open Season
Formula 1 Singapore Grand (Anthony Stacchi, Jill
Prix Live (T) 3.10 Formula 1 Culton, Roger Allers, 2006)
Singapore Grand Prix Live (T) 4.45 Annie (Will
Reaction (T) 4.15 The Crystal Gluck, 2014) (T) 5.45 5 News
Maze (T) (R) 5.15 The Great Update (T) 5.50 Annie
British Bake Off (T) (R) (Will Gluck, 2014) (T) 7.05 7.0 The Last Night of the
6.30 News (T) 7.0 Amazing Before They Were Stars (T) Proms from Around the UK
Spaces Shed of the Year (T) (R) (T)

8.0 Speed with Guy Martin: 8.0 Aviva Premiership Rugby 8.30 Secret Voices of Hollywood
F1 Challenge (T) The Highlights (T) Including (T) (R) Documentary
motorcycle racer joins a Northampton Saints v revealing the secret world
Formula One pit crew during Bath, Worcester Warriors v of the ghost singers,
the 2017 Belgian Grand Prix. Exeter Chiefs and Wasps v who provided the vocals
9.0 Electric Dreams: The Hood Harlequins. for some of Hollywoods
Maker (T) New series. Sci- 8.55 5 News Weekend (T) biggest stars.
fi anthology series based 9.0 How Magic Changed TV
on Philip K Dick. In the (T) The story of magic on
aftermath of a catastrophe, telly, featuring a look back
war brews between humans at performers such as Paul
and telepathic mutants. Daniels and Penn & Teller.

10.10 Lee Mack: Hit the Road 11.05 When Magic Goes 10.0 Cinema Through the Eye of
Mack (T) (R) Wrong (T) (R) Illusions Magnum (T)
11.05 Slumdog Millionaire that went spectacularly 10.55 Clara Bow: Hollywoods
(Danny Boyle, Loveleen badly, including stories of Lost Screen Goddess (T) (R)
Tandan, 2008) (T) Drama, magicians brushes with 11.55 Precision: The Measure of
with Dev Patel. death. All Things (T) (R)
1.20 The Supervet: Bionic 1.45 SuperCasino (T) 3.10 12.55 Apples, Pears and Paint:
Specials (T) (R) 2.15 Gillette Gotham (T) (R) 4.0 Now How to Make a Still Life
World Sport (T) 2.45 KOTV Thats Funny! (T) (R) 4.50 Painting (T) (R) 2.25
Boxing Weekly (T) 3.10 Divine Designs (T) (R) 5.20 Cinema Through the Eye of
Location, Location, Location Wildlife SOS (T) (R) 5.45 Magnum (T) (R)
(T) (R) Chinese Food in Minutes (R)
television Sunday 17 16-22 Sep 2017 guide 54

Pick of the day The Secret Life of the Ballroom


8pm, W
Two Degrees: The Point of No
Return 10pm, History
Reality TV might be over-reliant Preventing the Earths average
on extreme circumstances and temperature from increasing by
wacky characters, but this is too two degrees was the purpose
far the other way. Five pairs of of the Paris Agreement in 2016.
ordinary Brits with no ballroom This jumbo-sized doc itemises
dancing experience three the domino rally of disasters
couples, a woman and her gay that would follow such a change,
friend, and a mother and son exploring a future USA ravaged
embark on intensive training. Can by unchecked wildfires, persistent
they acquire enough expertise to flooding and mega-hurricanes.
hold their own on the competitive The cut-price CG effects are a bit
Sunday circuit? Everyones nice, Sharknado but that might even
but with nothing at stake theres encourage a certain sceptic-in-
no reason to care. JS chief to tune in. GV

Other channels a Bit More Old News for You 2.0 Rays 11.0 2Awesome: Ready,
Mock the Week 2.30 8 Out of 10 Set, Style 11.15 2Awesome: Third
CBBC Cats 2.55 Parks and Recreation Wheel 11.25 2Awesome: Third
7.0am Arthur 7.10 Class 3.20 Parks and Recreation Wheel 11.40 The X Factor 12.55
Dismissed 7.25 Diddy TV 7.40 The Take Me Out 2.10 Step
Zoo 7.55 The Zoo 8.05 Marrying E4 Up 2: The Streets (2008) 4.15
Mum and Dad 8.35 Nine Minute 6.0am Kevin Can Wait 6.25 The Smurfs (2011) 6.20
Ninja 8.45 Officially Amazing Couples Come Dine with Me Evan Almighty (2007) 8.10
9.0 Blue Peter 9.30 Top Class 7.20 Couples Come Dine with Me Gravity (2013) 10.0 Family
10.0 Horrible Histories 10.35 8.25 Hollyoaks 11.0 Dont Tell Guy 11.30 American Dad! 11.55
Newsround 10.40 Arthur 10.55 the Bride 12.0 Streetmate 12.30 American Dad! 12.25 American
The Deep 11.15 Dragons: Riders My Hotter Half 1.05 My Hotter Dad! 12.55 American Dad! 1.25
of Berk 11.35 Odd Squad 11.50 Half 1.40 Confessions of a The Cleveland Show 1.50 The
Fit 12.15 Newsround 12.25 Our Teenage Drama Queen (2004) Cleveland Show
School 12.55 Operation Ouch! 3.25 The Goldbergs 4.0 The
Hospital Takeover 1.20 The Goldbergs 4.30 The Goldbergs ITV3
Next Step 1.45 The Next Step 5.0 The Big Bang Theory 5.30 6.0am On the Buses 6.25 Margery
2.05 Newsround 2.10 Brothers The Big Bang Theory 6.0 The Bigand Gladys 8.25 Heartbeat 9.25
and Sisters A Newsround Bang Theory 6.30 The Big Bang Heartbeat 10.25 Murder, She
Special 2.25 Lifebabble 2.30 Theory 7.0 The Big Bang Theory Wrote 11.25 Murder, She Wrote
Horrible Histories 3.0 Operation 7.30 The Big Bang Theory 8.0 12.25 Columbo: Playback
Ouch! 3.30 The Dengineers Home Alone (1990) 10.0 (1975) 2.05 Carry On Up
4.0 Naomis Nightmares of the Jungle (1970) 3.10 FYI Daily
Naked Attraction 11.05 Gogglebox
Nature 4.25 So Awkward 4.55 3.15 Carry On Up the Jungle
12.10 Celebs Go Dating 1.15 Celebs
The Dumping Ground 5.25 The (1970) 3.55 Wycliffe 5.0 Agatha
Go Dating 2.15 Dont Tell the Bride
Dumping Ground 5.40 Ali-As 3.05 Rude Tube 3.35 Hollyoaks Christies Marple 7.0 Midsomer
Superchargers 6.05 Ice Stars 6.35 Murders 9.0 Tonight at the
Our School 7.05 Top Class 7.35 Film4 Palladium 10.0 Kate: The Making
The Dumping Ground 8.0 The 11.0am Sink the Bismarck! of a Modern Queen 11.0 Sherlock
Next Step 8.25 Horrible Histories (1960) 1.0 Bridge Holmes: The Last Vampyre 1.10
to Terabithia (2007) 2.50 The Knock 2.05 The Knock 3.0 Mr
Dave Carry On Spying (1964) Selfridge 4.15 Griffs Great Britain
6.0am Home Shopping 7.20 4.35Moonrise Kingdom 4.40 Griff s Great Britain 5.05
Top Gear 8.20 Top Gear 9.20 (2012) 6.25 Battleship (2012) Judge Judy
Red Bull Soapbox Race 10.20 9.0 The Mechanic (2011)
Top Gear 12.0 Top Gear 1.20 10.50 Welcome to thePunch ITV4
Room 101 2.0 Would I Lie to (2013) 12.50 The King 6.0am The Car Chasers 6.25 The
You? 2.40 Would I Lie to You? of Comedy (1983) Avengers 7.30 British Superbike
3.20 Would I Lie to You? 4.0 Championship Highlights
Red Dwarf 4.40 Red Dwarf 5.20 ITV2 9.0 Goodwood Revival 10.0
Red Dwarf 6.0 Red Bull Soapbox 6.0am Totally Bonkers Guinness Goodwood Revival 11.0 Live
Race 7.0 Traffic Cops 8.0 Cops World Records 6.10 Youve Been British Touring Car Championship
UK: Bodycam Squad 9.0 Have I Framed! Gold 6.35 Coronation 6.30 Pawn Stars 7.0 Fishing
Got a Bit More Old News for You Street 10.0 2Awesome: Guidance Allstars 7.30 Fishing Allstars 8.0
10.0 Taskmaster 11.0 Live at the 10.25 2Awesome: LA Story 10.40 The Chase Celebrity Special 9.0
Apollo 12.0 QI XL 1.0 Have I Got 2Awesome: Cheerleaders: Steel Airplane! (1980) 10.50 Car
55 guide 16-22 Sep 2017 Sunday 17 television
Todays best live sport Terrestrial variations
ODI Cricket: India v Australia STV NORTH As ITV except 12.15am Politics North West (T)
8.50am, Sky Sports Cricket Teleshopping 1.15 After Midnight 2.45 May BBC1 SCOTLAND 11.0am-12.15 Sunday
the Best House Win (T) (R) 3.35-5.05 ITV Politics Scotland (T) 11.30-1.15 Sportscene
The opening game in a five-match
Nightscreen ITV WALES As ITV except (T) BBC1 N IRELAND 11.0am-12.15 Sunday
series. 12.40pm-1.10 Newsweek Wales Politics Northern Ireland (T)
Premier League Football: CHANNEL As ITV except 12.15am-3.0 ITV BBC2 SCOTLAND 4.30pm Wallace &
Chelseav Arsenal 12.30pm, Nightscreen SCOTTISH As ITV except Gromit: A Close Shave (T) (R) 5.0 River City
SkySports Main Event 12.15am Teleshopping 1.15 After Midnight (T) (R) 6.0 Sportscene (T) 7.0-10.0 PDC
First of two big games, with 2.45 May the Best House Win (T) (R) 3.35- Champions League of Darts (T) 12.55-1.10
5.05 ITV Nightscreen ULSTER As ITV This Is BBC Two (T)
Rooneys Everton returning to except 12.15am Teleshopping 1.15-3.0 ITV BBC2 WALES 4.30pm Top Gear (T) (R)
Old Trafford at 4pm. Nightscreen BBC1 NORTH 11.0am-12.15 5.30 Countryfile (T) (R) 5.45-6.30 Scrum
Formula One: The Singapore Sunday Politics Yorkshire and Lincolnshire V (T) BBC2 N IRELAND 11.25pm Sunday
Grand Prix 12.35pm, Channel 4 (T) BBC1 NORTH EAST 11.0am-12.15 Politics Northern Ireland (T) (R) 11.50
Can Lewis Hamilton maintain his Sunday Politics North East and Cumbria (T) Horizon: Mars A Travellers Guide (T) (R)
hot streak? BBC1 NORTH WEST 11.0am-12.15 Sunday 12.50-1.10 Waterworld (T) (R)

Crash Global 11.50 Universal 4.0 Modern Family 4.30 Modern House 1.30 The Bachelor King 3.0
Soldier: Regeneration (2009) Family 5.0 Modern Family 5.30 Making of David Attenboroughs
1.50 River Monsters 2.20 River Modern Family 6.0 Modern Bachelor King 4.0 Blue Bloods
Monsters Family 6.30 The Simpsons 7.0 The 9.0 Tin Star 10.0 Real Time with
Simpsons 7.30 The Simpsons 8.0 Bill Maher 11.10 Ballers 11.50
More4 Duck Quacks Dont Echo 9.0 The Mike Tyson: Undisputed Truth
8.55am Location, Location, Last Ship 10.0 The Force: North 1.35 The Wire 2.55 Vice Principals
Location 12.10 Come Dine with East 11.0 Zoo 12.0 Modern Family 3.30 Vice Principals 4.05 The
Me 2.50 Four in a Bed 5.25 Come 12.30 Modern Family 1.0 Brit British 5.0 The British
Dine with Me 8.0 The Supervet Cops: War on Crime 2.0 Hawaii
9.0 Car SOS 10.0 8 Out of 10 Cats Five-0 3.0 Brit Cops: War on Crime W
Does Countdown 11.05 24 Hours 4.0 Stargate Atlantis 5.0 Stargate 6.10am Countryside 999 7.0
in A&E 12.10 Ramsays Kitchen Atlantis MasterChef Australia 12.30 My
Nightmares USA 1.05 Ramsays Restaurant in India 1.0 Doctor
Kitchen Nightmares USA 2.05 Car Sky Arts Who 2.0 Doctor Who 3.20
SOS 3.05 8 Out of 10 Cats: Best 6.0am Discovering: Gary Cooper Miranda 4.0 Outnumbered 4.40
Bits 7.0 Discovering: Natalie Wood Outnumbered 5.20 Outnumbered
8.0 Discovering: Spencer Tracy 6.0 Ella Enchanted (2004)
S4C Digital 9.0 Tales of the Unexpected 9.30 8.0 The Secret Life of the
6.0am Cyw 8.50 Penblwyddi Cyw Tales of the Unexpected 11.0 Ballroom 9.0 John Bishop: In
8.55 Pen-Blwydd Pwy? 9.0 Dal Ati Landscape Artist of the Year 2016 Conversation with David Walliams
Dal Ati: Llyncu Geiriau 10.0 Dal 12.0 Fake! The Great Masterpiece 10.0 The Davina Hour 11.0 Louis
Ati: Benthyg Teulu 11.0 Duwiau Challenge 1.0 Treasures of the Theroux A Place for Paedophiles
Coll 11.30 Llefydd Sanctaidd 12.0 British Library 2.0 Inside the 12.0 One Born: What Happened
Dechrau Canu Dechrau Canmol Actors Studio: Steve Carell 3.0 Next? 1.0 Countryside 999
12.30 Draw Draw Yn Nhiroedd The Warner Saga 4.0 Diana Her 1.50 The Musketeers 3.0 Home
Siapan 1.15 Rygbi Pawb 2.15 Codi Story: The Book That Changed Shopping
Pac 2.45 Ffermio 3.15 Ralio+ 3.45 Everything 4.55 Ludovico Einaudi:
Clwb Rygbi 5.30 Pobol y Cwm Elements Live 6.10 Sir Simon Yesterday
7.20 Newyddion S4C ar Tywydd Rattle: Beethoven Symphonies 6.0am Pointless 7.10 Boogie
7.30 Dechrau Canu Dechrau 8.0 Tony Viscontis Unsigned Fever: A TOTP2 Disco Special
Canmol 8.0 Dylan ar Daith 9.0 Heroes 9.0 The Rolling Stones 9.0 Forbidden History 10.0
Bang 10.0 Ol Traed Gerallt Gymro Return to Hyde Park Sweet Forbidden History 11.0 Forbidden
10.30 Mamwlad gyda Ffion Hague Summer Sun 10.20 The Making of History 12.0 Forbidden History
11.0 Cadw Cwmni gyda John Marc Bolan 11.20 The Sixties 12.20 1.0 Forbidden History 2.0
Hardy Bessie (2015) 2.30 Sir Simon Forbidden History 3.0 Forbidden
Rattle: Beethoven Symphonies History 4.0 Forbidden History
Sky1 4.20 Arts Scholarships Sky 5.0 Forbidden History 6.0 Chris
6.0am Hour of Power 7.0 Duck Academy 4.30 Watercolour Tarrant: Extreme Railways 7.0
Quacks Dont Echo 7.30 Futurama Challenge Locomotion: Dan Snows History
8.0 Futurama 8.30 Futurama 9.0 of Railways 8.0 Great Barrier
Futurama 9.30 Futurama 10.0 Sky Atlantic Reef with David Attenborough
WWE Raw Hlts 11.0 NCIS: Los 6.0am Storm City 7.0 Storm City 9.0 Jackie Stewart: The Flying
Angeles 12.0 NCIS: Los Angeles 8.0 Storm City 8.55 Fish Town Scot 11.0 CIA Declassified 12.0
1.0 NCIS: Los Angeles 2.0 NCIS: 9.50 The Guest Wing 10.45 The Scotlands Murder Mysteries 1.0
Los Angeles 3.0 NCIS: Los Angeles Guest Wing 11.40 House 12.35 Jackie Stewart: The Flying Scot
television Monday 18 16-22 Sep 2017 guide 56

Pick of the day Liar 9pm, ITV


Frustrated by what she sees as
Rellik 9pm, BBC1
Second episode of the reversed-
alack of police progress, teacher chronology crime drama, and
Laura (Joanne Froggatt) makes given renegade DCI Gabriels
a social media attack against memento of the investigation
the man shes accused of rape, its little surprise that hes too
surgeon Andrew (Ioan Gruffudd). busy stomping on the rule book
But far from empowering Laura to go by it. The investigation
as she hopes, this only causes now hinges on Isaacs stolen
herlife to spin further out of laptop, the content therein and
control, to the extent the cops uncovering why it means so much
think shes becoming her own to the enigmatic Christine. That
worst enemy. Meanwhile, backwards narrative still feels
stressed Andrew makes an tacked on, suggesting little faith
error at work. A taut, cleverly in a storyline perfectly capable of
constructed drama. JW retaining our attention. MGJ

BBC1 BBC2 ITV


6.0 Breakfast (T) 9.15 Fake 6.0 Flog It! Trade Secrets 6.0 Good Morning Britain (T)
Britain (T) 10.0 Homes (R) 6.30 Council House 8.30 Lorraine (T) 9.25 The
Under the Hammer (T) (R) Crackdown (R) 7.15 Garden Jeremy Kyle Show (T) 10.30
11.0 Dom on the Spot (T) Rescue (R) 8.0 Sign Zone This Morning (T) 12.30
(R) 11.45 Thief Trackers (T) The Big Family Cooking Loose Women (T) 1.30 ITV
(R) 12.15 Bargain Hunt (T) Showdown (R) 9.0 Victoria Lunchtime News (T) 1.55
1.0 News; Weather (T) 1.30 Derbyshire 11.0 Newsroom Local News (T) 2.0 Judge
Regional News; Weather (T) Live 12.0 Daily Politics 1.0 Rinder (T) 3.0 Dickinsons
1.45 Doctors (T) 2.15 The For What Its Worth (R) 1.45 Real Deal (T) (R) 3.59 Local
Boss (T) 3.0 Escape to the The 100K House: Tricks News/Weather (T) 4.0
Country (T) (R) 3.45 Garden of the Trade (R) 2.45 Who Tipping Point (T) 5.0 The
Rescue (T) 4.30 Celebrity Do You Think You Are? (R) Chase (T) 6.0 Local News
Money for Nothing (T) 5.15 3.45 Great British Railway (T) 6.30 ITV Evening News
Pointless (T) 6.0 BBC News Journeys (R) 4.15 Human (T) 7.0 Emmerdale (T) 7.30
at Six; Weather (T) 6.30 Planet (R) 5.15 Flog It! (R) Coronation Street (T)
BBC Regional News and 6.0 Richard Osmans House
Weather (T) 7.0 The One of Games 6.30 Eggheads 7.0
Show (T) 7.30 Inside Out (T) Antiques Road Trip (T)
8.00

8.0 EastEnders (T) Stacey 8.0 University Challenge (T) 8.0 Countrywise: Guide to
receives worrying news The first-round matches Britain (T) (R) Liz Bonnin
about Arthur. continue. visits the tiny island of
8.30 Panorama (T) In-depth 8.30 Upstart Crow (T) Will has Lunga off the south-west
current affairs report. to confront a demon from coast of Scotland.
9.0 Rellik (T) Gabriel comes his past. 8.30 Coronation Street (T)
face to face with the 9.0 Horizon: Goodbye Cassini Aidans confession plunges
prime suspect in the serial Hello Saturn (T) The Eva into turmoil.
murders, but his deep achievements of the 9.0 Liar (T) Lauras online
and personal connection spacecraft Cassini, which has attack on Andrew yields
to the case could see him spent 13 years traversing the unexpected consequences.
jeopardising his career. Saturn system.
10.00

10.0 BBC News at Ten (T) 10.0 W1A (T) New series. 10.0 ITV News at Ten (T)
10.30 BBC Regional News and 10.30 Newsnight; Weather (T) 10.30 Local News (T)
Weather (T) 11.15 The Search for a New Earth 10.45 100 Year Old Driving School
10.45 Professor Green: Is It Time (T) (R) Part one of two. (T) (R)
to Legalise Weed? (T) Examining the possibility 11.45 The Jonathan Ross Show
11.40 Live at the Apollo (T) (R) of humans inhabiting other (T) (R) Paul Hollywood,
Danny Bhoy hosts Miles planets. Noel Fielding, Jeff Bridges,
Jupp and Lee Nelson. 12.45 Sign Zone Countryfile Julianne Moore, Taron
12.25 Weather for the Week (T) (R) 1.40 Celebrity Egerton and Halle Berry
Ahead (T) 12.30 BBC News MasterChef (T) (R) 2.40 This and Craig David.
(T) Is BBC Two (T) 12.40 Jackpot247 3.0 The Jeremy
Kyle Show (T) (R)
57 guide 16-22 Sep 2017 Monday 18 television
Horizon: Goodbye Cassini Hello Letters from Baghdad 9pm, BBC4 W1A 10pm, BBC2
Saturn 9pm, BBC2 Gertrude Bell, born 1868, Brilliant. Exactly. The merciless
It took seven years for Cassini was a writer, adventurer and spoof of the Beeb by the Beebis
to travel to Saturn and, over the archeologist who followed her back for a new series. Its the
last 13 years, the spacecraft has fascinating passions around year of Charter renewal and
been beaming back information the Middle East. As this BBC the perfect excuse for a round
to Earth. While theres plenty of dramatisation makes clear, her of meetings in which the art of
science to get excited about in life and legacy would have been saying nothing at length is spun
this doc, which marks the dramatic remarkable for any woman or out with semantic ingenuity by
ending of Cassinis mission, man, in the 19th century or the scriptwriters. Meanwhile,
whats really special are the the 21st. Archive footage is Siobhans Perfect Curve group
extraordinary, poetic photographs brought to life by actors playing has been bought out by Dutch
taken from the probe. In one shot the personalities of the time, group Fun Media. Not entirely
taken from beneath Saturns rings speaking words from their private sure about the sub-plot about
you can see a tiny twinkling planet diaries and letters, with Tilda a footballing cross-dresser,
in the distance: Earth. SH Swinton ideal as Bell. EEJ however. DS

Channel 4 Channel 5 BBC4


6.0 Countdown (T) (R) 6.45 The 6.0 Milkshake! 9.15 The Wright
King of Queens (T) (R) 8.0 Stuff (T) 11.15 Cant Pay?
Everybody Loves Raymond Well Take It Away (T) (R)
(T) (R) 9.0 Frasier (T) (R) 9.35 12.10 5 News Lunchtime (T)
Frasier (T) (R) 10.05 Ramsays 12.15 The Hotel Inspector
Kitchen Nightmares USA (T) (T) (R) 1.10 Access (T)
(R) 11.0 Coast vs Country 1.15 Home and Away (T)
(T) (R) 12.0 News (T) 12.05 1.45 Neighbours (T) 2.15
Couples Come Dine with Me The Mentalist (T) (R) 3.15
(T) (R) 1.05 French Collection Seduced by Lies
(T) 2.10 Countdown (T) 3.0 (George Erschbamer, 2010)
Cheap Cheap Cheap (T) 4.0 (T) 5.0 5 News at 5 (T) 5.30
A Place in the Sun: Home or Neighbours (T) (R) 6.0
Away (T) 5.0 Come Dine with Home and Away (T) (R) 6.30
Me (T) 6.0 The Simpsons (T) 5 News Tonight (T) 7.0 FIA
(R) 6.30 Hollyoaks (T) 7.0 World Rally Championship 7.0 Beyond 100 Days (T) 7.30
News (T) Highlights (T) (R) Brushing Up On British
Factories (T) (R)

8.0 Jamies Quick & Easy 8.0 Police Interceptors (T) The 8.0 Dangerous Earth (T) (R)
Food (T) Jamie Oliver interceptors skills are put Dr Helen Czerski examines
demonstrates recipes for to the test as they go in hot lightning.
high-speed ginger shakin pursuit of tearaway teens 8.30 Dangerous Earth (T) (R) Dr
beef and pak choi. and reckless youths. 5 News Helen Czerski examines the
8.30 Superfoods: The Real Story Update latest scientific insight into
(T) Kate Quilton is on the 9.0 Paddington Station 24/7 (T) auroras.
trail of the mysterious It is the height of summer 9.0 Letters from Baghdad (T)
macqui berry in Chile. in the capital, and as the The story of Gertrude Bell,
9.0 The Undateables (T) The temperature soars, tensions who helped to shape the
hopefuls include a 25-year- rise as commuters face modern Middle East after
old autistic law graduate. delays. the second world war.

10.0 First Dates (T) New series. 10.0 Caught in the Act: Dumb 10.30 The Legacy of Lawrence of
11.05 The Wedding Day (T) (R) Builders (T) Arabia (T) (R) Part one of
12.05 Random Acts (T) 12.35 60 11.05 Drive Angry (Patrick two.
Days in Jail (T) 1.25 Ramsays Lussier, 2011) (T) Fantasy 11.30 A Very British Murder with
Kitchen Nightmares USA (T) thriller, starring Nicolas Lucy Worsley (T) (R)
(R) 2.15 The Threshold Cage and Amber Heard. 12.30 She-Wolves: Englands Early
(2015) Premiere. Indian 12.55 SuperCasino (T) 3.10 Queens (T) (R) 1.30 The Art
drama, starring Rajit Kapur Gotham (T) (R) 4.0 Now of Gothic: Britains Midnight
and Neena Gupta. 3.50 Thats Funny! (T) 4.45 House Hour (T) (R) 2.30 Bright
Location, Location, Location Doctor (T) (R) 5.10 Great Lights, Brilliant Minds: A
(T) (R) 4.45 Selling Houses Artists (T) (R) 5.35 Wildlife Tale of Three Cities (T) (R)
with Amanda Lamb (T) SOS (T) (R) 3.30 Dangerous Earth (R)
television Monday 18 16-22 Sep 2017 guide 58

Pick of the day Joel and Nish Versus the World


9pm, Comedy Central
Conviction 10pm, Really
This documentary recounts the
A thinly veiled excuse to show investigation into the 2012 rape
buff comedian Joel Dommett and murder of Jill Meagher in
with his top off, this new series Australia. CCTV and the testimony
finds him travelling the globe to of police officers is disturbing and
pit himself against some of the compelling, but theres another
most rugged folk there are. His side to this story. This was a
friend Nish Kumar goes along high-profile case, mobilising
too, just to watch and quip. This the community on social media,
week, they head to Mongolia and has had legal consequences
where Dommett tries the archery, around information-sharing and
horsemanship and wrestling parole reform. Disturbingly, at the
central to its nomadic population. time of the offence, Meaghers
He makes a royal tool of himself killer was out on parole for
attempting the latter. BA previous sexual assaults. JR

Other channels 3.0 Brojects in the House 3.30 Street 9.30 The Ellen DeGeneres
Brojects 4.0 Traffic Cops 5.0 Top Show 10.20 Below Deck 10.45
CBBC Gear 6.0 Top Gear 7.0 Traffic Cops Youve Been Framed! Gold 11.15
7.0am Arthur 7.10 Zig and 8.0 Dave Gorman: Modern Life Dress to Impress 12.20 Emmerdale
Zag 7.25 Danger Mouse 7.35 Is Goodish 9.0 Live at the Apollo 12.50 Coronation Street 1.50 The
MOTD Kickabout Round-Up 10.0 Room 101 10.40 Room 101 Ellen DeGeneres Show 2.45 The
7.40 Newsround 7.45 Officially 11.20 QI 12.0 Would I Lie to You? Jeremy Kyle Show 6.0 Dress to
Amazing 8.0 Now You See It 8.15 12.40 Mock the Week 1.20 QI 2.0 Impress 7.0 Youve Been Framed!
Newsround 8.20 Odd Squad 8.30 Would I Lie to You? 2.40 Parks Gold 8.0 Two and a Half Men 9.0
Hacker Time 9.0 Show Me What and Recreation 3.05 Parks and Family Guy 10.0 American Dad!
Youre Made Of: UK 9.30 Brain Recreation 3.30 8 Out of 10 Cats 11.0 Family Guy 12.0 Celebrity
Freeze 9.35 The Dumping Ground Juice 1.0 Two and a Half Men 1.30
10.05 4 OClock Club 10.05 Zig E4 Scorpion
and Zags Zogcasts 10.30 Lost & 6.0am Hollyoaks 6.30 Coach
Found Music Studios 10.55 My Trip: Road to Zante 7.0 Made in ITV3
Life: Who Are You? 11.25 Naomis Chelsea: Ibiza 8.0 Melissa & Joey 6.0am On the Buses 6.25 On the
Nightmares of Nature 11.55 9.0 2 Broke Girls 10.0 Baby Daddy Buses 6.50 Heartbeat 7.55 Where
Young Dracula 12.20 Shaun the 11.0 How I Met Your Mother 12.0 the Heart Is 8.55 Wild at Heart 9.55
Sheep 12.30 Shaun the Sheep The Goldbergs 1.0 The Big Bang Judge Judy 11.05 On the Buses
12.35 Arthur 12.50 Now You See Theory 2.0 Melissa & Joey 3.0 12.45 Barging Round Britain with
It 1.0 Hacker Time 1.30 4 OClock Baby Daddy 4.0 2 Broke Girls 5.0 John Sergeant 1.10 Heartbeat 2.15
Club 1.55 Show Me What Youre The Goldbergs 6.0 The Big Bang Doc Martin 3.20 Wild at Heart 4.20
Made Of: UK 2.25 Matilda and the Theory 7.0 Hollyoaks 7.30 All Star On the Buses 5.25 George and
Ramsay Bunch 2.40 My Life: Who Driving School 8.0 Mirror Mildred 6.0 Heartbeat 7.0 Murder,
Are You? 3.10 The Joke Machine Mirror (2012) 10.0 Celebs Go She Wrote 8.0 Agatha Christies
3.15 Zig and Zag 3.25 Zig and Zags Dating 11.05 The Big Bang Theory Marple 10.10 Lucan 11.35 A Touch
Zogcasts 3.30 Odd Squad 3.40 12.05 The IT Crowd 1.10 Celebs Go of Frost 1.40 On the Buses
Odd Squad 3.55 Copycats 4.20 Dating 2.20 First Dates 3.15 Tattoo
Newsround 4.30 Shark Bites 4.35 Fixers 4.10 Rude(ish) Tube 4.55 ITV4
The Worst Witch 5.0 The Deep How I Met Your Mother 6.0am The Car Chasers 6.45 Pawn
5.25 Horrible Histories 6.0 Danger Stars 7.30 The Saint 8.30 Ironside
Mouse 6.10 Dragons: Race to Film4 9.35 Quincy ME 10.40 Minder
the Edge 6.35 Zig and Zag 6.45 11.0am Santa Fe (1951) 12.45 11.40 The Avengers 12.50 The
Scream Street 7.0 Operation Ouch! The Ladykillers (1955) 2.30 Saint 1.50 Ironside 2.55 Quincy ME
7.30 Horrible Histories 7.55 Shark Father Goose (1964) 4.45 4.0 Minder 5.0 The Avengers 6.05
Bites 8.0 The Dumping Ground The Poseidon Adventure The Car Chasers 7.0 Pawn Stars
8.30 The Deep 8.30 Lifebabble (1972) 7.05 The Two Faces of 8.0 Fishing Allstars 9.0 Car Crash
January (2014) 9.0 Rise of Global 10.0 Exit Wounds
Dave the Planet of the Apes (2011) 11.05 (2001) 12.10 Tango & Cash
6.0am Home Shopping 7.10 A Time to Kill (1996) 2.0 (1989) 2.10 Motorsport UK
Scrapheap Challenge 8.10 The Bunker (2016)
American Pickers 9.0 Storage More4
Hunters UK 9.30 Storage Hunters ITV2 8.55am A Place in the Sun: Winter
UK 10.0 American Pickers 11.0 6.0am Totally Bonkers Guinness Sun 11.0 Four in a Bed 1.40 A
American Pickers 12.0 Jay Lenos World Records 6.50 Below Deck Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 3.50
Garage 1.0 Top Gear 2.0 Top Gear 8.0 Emmerdale 8.30 Coronation Time Team 5.55 George Clarkes
59 guide 16-22 Sep 2017 Monday 18 television
Todays best live sport Terrestrial variations
Snooker: World Open 12.30pm, STV NORTH As ITV except 8.0pm-8.30 Ground (T) 10.40 Peacemakers (T) 11.10
Eurosport 1 The Peoples History Show (T) 10.30 Professor Green: Is It Time to Legalise
Scotland Tonight (T) 11.05 100 Year Old Weed? (T) 12.05-12.50 Live at the Apollo
The opening day, featuring
Driving School (T) (R) 12.05 Teleshopping (T) (R)
matches at the Yushan Number 1.05 After Midnight SCOTTISH As ITV BBC2 SCOTLAND 7.0pm-8.0 This
One Middle School in China. except 8.0pm-8.30 The Peoples History Farming Life (T) 9.0-10.0 Raploch: Where
Cycling: Road World Show (T) 10.30 Scotland Tonight (T) 11.05 Are They Now? (T) 11.15 Horizon: Goodbye
Championships 12.30pm, 100 Year Old Driving School (T) (R) 12.05 Cassini Hello Saturn (T) 12.15 Top Gear (T)
Eurosport 2 Teleshopping 1.05 After Midnight ULSTER (R) 1.15-1.40 This Is BBC Two
As ITV except 8.0pm-8.30 Lesser Spotted BBC2 WALES 11.15pm Its My Shout: Short
The mens under-23 individual Journeys (T) 10.45-11.45 View from Films from Wales (T) 11.30 The Search for
time-trial from Bergen, Norway. Stormont (T) BBC1 NORTH 7.30pm-8.0 a New Earth (T) (R) 1.0 Coast (T) (R) 1.15-
La Liga Football: Espanyol v Celta Inside Out Yorkshire and Lincolnshire (T) 1.40 Plane Drunk Panorama (T) (R)
Vigo 8pm, Sky Sports Main Event 11.40-12.25 The Super League Show (T) BBC2 N IRELAND 7.0pm-8.0 This
Spanish top-flight match at the BBC1 WALES 7.30pm-8.0 Fake Britain (T) Farming Life (T) 10.0-10.30 Cumhacht an
RCDE Stadium. BBC1 N IRELAND 7.30pm-8.0 Home Cheoil (T)

Amazing Spaces 6.55 The Secret 11.0 NCIS: Los Angeles 12.0 Hawaii a Trace 1.0 CSI: Crime Scene
Life of the Zoo 7.55 Grand Designs Five-0 2.0 NCIS: Los Angeles 3.0 Investigation 2.0 Blue Bloods 3.0
9.0 Great Pyramid: Treasures Supergirl 4.0 Stargate SG-1 5.0 Fish Town 4.0 The West Wing
Decoded 10.0 999: Whats Your Futurama 5.30 Modern Family 6.30 5.0 The West Wing 6.0 Without
Emergency? 11.05 8 Out of 10 Cats The Simpsons 9.0 Wanted a Trace 7.0 CSI: Crime Scene
Does Countdown 12.05 Ramsays (2008) 11.10 Karl Pilkington: The Investigation 8.0 Blue Bloods
Kitchen Nightmares USA 1.05 High Moaning of Life 12.05 A League of 9.0 Big Little Lies 10.0 The
Class Call Girls 2.10 Grand Designs Their Own: Best Bits 1.0 The Force: Normal Heart (2014) 12.35 Real
3.15 8 Out of 10 Cats Uncut Manchester 2.0 Hawaii Five-0 3.0 Time with Bill Maher 1.45 The
Motorway Patrol 4.0 Animal 999 Wire 3.0 Vice Principals 3.35 Vice
S4C Digital 5.0 The Dog Whisperer Principals 4.10 The West Wing
6.0am Cyw Hafod Haul 6.15 Guto
Gwningen 6.30 Sam Tan 6.40 Twt Sky Arts W
6.55 Peppa 7.0 ASRA 7.15 Ynys 6.0am Dmitri Shostakovich: A Man 6.0am Countryside 999 7.0
Broc Mor Lili 7.20 Digbi Draig 7.35 of Many Faces 7.15 Symphony No MasterChef Australia 8.0 Extreme
Jen a Jim Pob Dim 7.50 Sara a 12, The Year 1917, In D Minor, Op Weight Loss 10.0 The Bill 11.0
Cwac 8.0 Sbarc 8.15 Ty Mel 8.20 112 8.0 Auction 8.30 Watercolour Tipping Point 12.0 Tipping
Y Dywysoges Fach 8.35 Syrcas Challenge 9.0 Tales of the Point 1.0 River Cottage Veg 2.0
Deithiol Dewi 8.45 Dwylor Enfys Unexpected 10.0 The Lady in MasterChef USA 3.0 Extreme
9.0 Igam Ogam 9.10 Oli Dan y Number 6: Music Saved My Life Weight Loss 5.0 Tipping Point
Don 9.25 Chwedlau Tinga Tinga 10.45 Carole King: Tapestry Live 6.0 Tipping Point 7.0 MasterChef
9.35 Cymylaubychain 9.45 Bach a from Hyde Park 12.0 Discovering: Australia 8.30 My Restaurant in
Mawr 10.0 Hafod Haul 10.15 Guto James Mason 1.0 Tales of the India 9.0 The Davina Hour 10.0
Gwningen 10.30 Sam Tan 10.40 Unexpected 2.0 Auction 2.30 Russell Howards Good News
Twt 10.50 Peppa 11.0 ASRA 11.15 Watercolour Challenge 3.0 REM 10.40 EastEnders 11.20 Babies:
Ynys Broc Mor Lili 11.20 Digbi Draig by MTV 5.0 Discovering: Guns Special Delivery 12.20 Russell
11.35 Jen a Jim Pob Dim 11.50 Sara N Roses 5.30 Discovering: Foo Howards Good News 1.0 W1A 1.30
a Cwac 12.0 Newyddion S4C ar Fighters 6.0 Discovering: Marilyn W1A 2.0 The Musketeers
Tywydd 12.05 Heno 1.0 Celwydd Monroe 7.0 Tate Britains Great
Noeth 1.30 Byd o Liw: Arlunwyr 2.0 British Walks 8.0 Andre Rieu: Yesterday
Newyddion S4C ar Tywydd 2.05 And the Waltz Goes On 11.0 Art 6.0am Antiques Roadshow 7.10
Prynhawn Da 3.0 Newyddion S4C of the Prank 12.45 Tales of the The Birth of Empire: The East India
ar Tywydd 3.05 Y Plas 3.30 Y Plas Unexpected 1.15 Tales of the Company 8.0 The Codebreaker
4.0 Awr Fawr 5.0 Stwnsh Ffeil 5.05 Unexpected 1.45 Auction 2.15 Who Hacked Hitler 9.0 Tenko
Boom! 5.15 Fideo Fi 5.35 Sgorio 6.0 Watercolour Challenge 2.45 The 10.0 Time Team 11.0 Time Team
Newyddion S4C ar Tywydd 6.05 Rolling Stones: Sweet Summer Sun 12.0 Time Team 1.0 Time Team
04 Wal 6.30 Ralio+ 7.0 Heno 8.0 Hyde Park 4.05 The Rolling Stones: 2.0 Secrets of War 3.0 Secrets of
Pobol y Cwm 8.25 Garddio a Mwy Live at the Marquee 5.0 The South War 4.0 Sharpe 6.0 Tenko 7.0 The
9.0 Newyddion 9 ar Tywydd 9.30 Bank Show Originals Nazis: A Warning from History
Ffermio 10.0 Chwys 10.30 Clwb 8.0 Monarchy by David Starkey
Rygbi 1.05 Diwedd Sky Atlantic 9.0 Fawlty Towers: Basils Best
6.0am Richard E Grants Hotel Bits 11.0 Fawlty Towers 11.45
Sky1 Secrets 7.0 Richard E Grants Monarchy by David Starkey 12.45
6.0am Hawaii Five-0 7.0 Road Hotel Secrets 8.0 The British 9.0 The Nazis: A Warning from History
Wars 8.0 Monkey Life 9.0 The Dog The British 10.0 The West Wing 1.45 Secrets of War 2.35 Raiders of
Whisperer 10.0 Its Me or the Dog 11.0 The West Wing 12.0 Without the Lost Art
television Tuesday 19 16-22 Sep 2017 guide 60

Pick of the day Doctor Foster 9pm, BBC1


The superlative Suranne Jones
The Great British Bake Off 8pm,
Channel 4
continues to shine as the doctor Caramel week coaxes us stickily
whos busy treating patients, into week four, with nine bakers
wondering what her ex-husband still in contention. Prue Leith and
is hiding and quaffing those Paul Hollywood set three tasks
big glasses of wine. Foster is for the contestants, challenging
investigating why her son got them to assemble a sweet twist
into a fight with his schoolfriend, on a teatime mainstay, a double
but with Simons phone looking Dutch technical, and a caramel
ripe for surreptitious inspection, showstopper. Noel Fielding
will she discover his secrets? hosts with Sandi Toksvig, whose
Jones plays the wronged woman culinary compering skills have
to perfection, with lots of soapy come a long way from the
intrigue, twists and one hell of weeklySandwich Quiz on 80s
anangry face. HV kids show No 73. MGJ

BBC1 BBC2 ITV


6.0 Breakfast (T) 9.15 Fake 6.0 Flog It! Trade Secrets (R) 6.0 Good Morning Britain (T)
Britain (T) 10.0 Homes 6.30 Fake Britain (R) 7.15 8.30 Lorraine (T) 9.25 The
Under the Hammer (T) 11.0 Garden Rescue (R) 8.0 Jeremy Kyle Show (T) 10.30
Dom on the Spot (T) (R) Fake or Fortune? (R) 9.0 This Morning (T) 12.30
11.45 Thief Trackers (T) (R) Victoria Derbyshire 11.0 BBC Loose Women (T) 1.30 ITV
12.15 Bargain Hunt (T) (R) Newsroom Live 12.0 Daily Lunchtime News (T) 1.55
1.0 News; Weather (T) 1.30 Politics 1.0 The Super League Local News (T) 2.0 Judge
Regional News; Weather (T) Show (T) 1.45 For What Its Rinder (T) 3.0 Dickinsons
1.45 Doctors (T) 2.15 The Worth (T) (R) 2.30 Daily Real Deal (T) (R) 3.59 Local
Boss (T) 3.0 Escape to the Politics: Conference Special News/Weather (T) 4.0
Country (T) 3.45 Garden (T) 3.30 The Hairy Bakers (T) Tipping Point (T) 5.0 The
Rescue (T) 4.30 Celebrity (R) 3.45 Great British Railway Chase (T) 6.0 Local News (T)
Money for Nothing (T) 5.15 Journeys (T) (R) 4.15 Human 6.30 ITV Evening News (T)
Pointless (T) 6.0 News; Planet (T) (R) 5.15 Flog It! 7.0 Emmerdale (T) 7.30 Save
Weather (T) 6.30 Regional (T) (R) 6.0 Richard Osmans Money: Good Health (T)
News; Weather (T) 7.0 House of Games (T) 6.30
The One Show (T) 7.30 MOTD Live. England v Russia
EastEnders (T) (Kick-off 7pm).
8.00

8.0 Holby City (T) It is the 9.0 Saving Lives at Sea (T) 8.0 Robson Greens Coastal
day of Oliver and Zosias Cameras follow the Dover Lives (T) The presenter
wedding, and the arrival of RNLI crew as they race to a travels to Anglesey.
a particular guest threatens Channel swimmer who has 8.30 Call the Cleaners (T) New
to ruin their happy day. collapsed within eyesight of series. Documentary
9.0 Doctor Foster (T) Gemma the French coast, while the following the work of
tries to prioritise Toms Tenby team are called to a extreme cleaners.
needs, even though she runaway yacht. 9.0 100 Year Old Driving School
andSimon are at each (T) At a biker cafe in Surrey,
others throats. Drama, cameras follow seasoned
starring Suranne Jones drivers as they sit their
andBertie Carvel. assessments.
10.00

10.0 BBC News at Ten (T) 10.0 Quacks (T) Last in the series. 10.0 ITV News at Ten (T)
10.30 BBC Regional News and 10.30 Newsnight; Weather (T) 10.30 Local News (T)
Weather (T) Lottery Update 11.10 Weather (T) 10.40 Safe House (T) (R) Drama,
10.45 Germanys New Nazis 11.15 NFL This Week (T) starring Christopher
Panorama (T) 12.05 Worlds Busiest Cities: Eccleston.
11.30 Ambulance (T) (R) Moscow (T) (R) 1.05 11.45 Lethal Weapon (T) (R) A
Documentary revealing Sign Zone The Week the string of neighbourhood
dilemmas faced by the Landlords Moved In (T) burglaries hits close to
London Ambulance Service. (R) 2.05 No More Boys home for Murtaugh.
12.30 Weather for the Week and Girls: Can Our Kids Go 12.30 Jackpot247 3.0 Loose
Ahead (T) 12.35 BBC News Gender Free? (T) (R) 3.05 Women (R) 3.50 ITV
(T) This Is BBC Two (T) Nightscreen
61 guide 16-22 Sep 2017 Tuesday 19 television
Saving Lives at Sea 9pm, BBC2 100 Year Old Driving School Quacks 10pm, BBC2
The series spotlighting the 9pm, ITV This cult-series-in-waiting never
efforts of RNLI lifeboats around There are any number of shows quite got the viewing numbers
the UK continues with more about vintage motors, but vintage itdeserved, but well miss it
tales of everyday heroism motorists? Not so much. Elderly whenits gone. The Victorian
recounted direct to camera, in drivers getting reassessed here setting and cast suggest a
rather startling fashion, by the include John William Quince, Horrible Histories sketch (and
volunteers themselves. Instead who, after decades living in Spain, even more so now, with HHs
of stagey reconstructions, cant wait to hare down Britains Ben Willbond as dashing French
actual incident footage is pulled motorways again at 95. Years old, surgeon Patrice Dupont), but the
from their helmet cams, adding that is, not miles per hour. Still, script from Revs James Wood
bothurgency and an authentic hes positively a toddler compared has moments of emotional acuity
oceanic wobble. In tonights with fellow test-taker and former amid the gags and gore. In this
instalment, crews from Dover, England cricketer Eileen Ash, 105, series finale, Dr Hendrick (Rupert
Mudeford and Tenby respond who wants to take her beloved Everett) himself is about to go
topanicked callouts. GV Mini for another spin. AJC under the knife. EEJ

Channel 4 Channel 5 BBC4


6.0 Countdown (T) (R) 6.45 The 6.0 Milkshake! 9.15 The Wright
King of Queens (T) (R) 8.0 Stuff (T) 11.15 Cant Pay?
Everybody Loves Raymond Well Take It Away (T) (R)
(T) (R) 9.0 Frasier (T) (R) 9.35 12.10 5 News Lunchtime (T)
Frasier (T) (R) 10.05 Ramsays 12.15 The Hotel Inspector
Kitchen Nightmares USA (T) (T) (R) 1.10 Access (T)
(R) 11.0 Coast vs Country 1.15 Home and Away (T)
(T) (R) 12.0 News (T) 12.05 1.45 Neighbours (T) 2.15
Couples Come Dine with Me The Mentalist (T) (R) 3.15
(T) (R) 1.05 French Collection
The Deadly Room:
(T) 2.10 Countdown (T) 3.0 Garage Sale Mystery III
Cheap Cheap Cheap (T) 4.0 (2015) (T) 5.0 5 News at 5
A Place in the Sun: Home or (T) 5.30 Neighbours (T) (R)
Away (T) 5.0 Come Dine with 6.0 Home and Away (T) (R)
Me (T) 6.0 The Simpsons (T) 6.30 5 News Tonight (T)
(R) 6.30 Hollyoaks (T) 7.0 7.0 Tony Robinson: Coast to 7.0 Beyond 100 Days (T) 7.30
News (T) Coast (T) (R) Timothy Spall: Back at Sea
(T) (R)

8.0 The Great British Bake 8.0 The Dog Rescuers with Alan 8.0 Vienna: Empire, Dynasty
Off (T) Nine remaining Davies (T) Animal welfare and Dream (T) (R)
contestants tackle the officer Matt rescues two 9.0 Henry VII: Winter King
shows first caramel week. dogs living outside with (T) (R) Documentary in
9.15 Celebrity Island with Bear only a TV cabinet for shelter. which author Thomas Penn
Grylls (T) After nearly 5News Update examines the reign of the
threeweeks on the island, 9.0 Alaska: A Year in the first Tudor monarch from
the stars are still without Wild (T) New series. his victory at the Battle of
shelter and ravaged by Documentary following Bosworth in 1485 to his
insect bites, while comedian four seasons in the north death in 1509.
Mark Watson is struggling American state, beginning
with insomnia. with winter.

10.20 Gogglebox (T) (R) 10.0 The Hotel Inspector: 10.0 Jerusalem: The Making of
11.25 Britains Benefit Tenants (T) Checking In, Checking Out a Holy City (T) (R) The story
12.20 Music on 4 Bestival 2017 (T) of the city from ancient
(T) 12.50 Bestival 2017 (T) 11.05 Cruising with Jane times to the present day.
1.15 Lego Masters (T) (R) 2.10 McDonald (T) (R) 11.0 The Legacy of Lawrence of
Location, Location, Location 12.05 Cricket on 5 (T) 1.0 Arabia (T) (R) Conclusion.
(T) (R) 3.05 WWIIs Great SuperCasino (T) 3.10 12.0 Black Lake (T) (R) 12.40
Escapes: The Freedom Trails Gotham (T) (R) 4.0 Now Black Lake (T) (R) 1.25
(T) (R) 4.0 Selling Houses Thats Funny! (T) 4.45 House Henry VII: Winter King (T)
(T) 4.55 Building the Dream Doctor (T) (R) 5.10 Great (R) 2.25 Vienna: Empire,
(T) (R) 5.50 Jamies Comfort Artists (T) (R) 5.35 Wildlife Dynasty and Dream (T) (R)
Food (T) (R) SOS (T) (R)
television Tuesday 19 16-22 Sep 2017 guide 62

Pick of the day The Scots Who Fought Franco


9pm, PBS America
Tony Viscontis Unsigned Heroes
9pm, Sky Arts
Of all the nations whose citizens In scenes uncannily reminiscent of
volunteered to fight fascism BBC4s 2016 series UKs Best Part-
in the Spanish civil war, none Time Band, storied producer Tony
made a proportionately greater Visconti continues his trawl of the
contribution than Scotland. pubs, clubs and rehearsal rooms
This absorbing two-part doc is of Britain. Hes looking for some
based around previously unseen undiscovered talents to interpret
interviews with Scottish veterans. songs from his past, made famous
It is a vivid depiction not only by the notable likes of Morrissey,
ofthe war in Spain, but also Marc Bolan and, of course, David
of the Scotland of the 1930s Bowie. Tonight, hes in northern
andthe reasons why hundreds England and Scotland checking
of young Scots decided Spains out buskers, basement rockers and
struggle was theirs. AM an unusual rocknroll cellist. PH

Other channels 8.0 QI XL 9.0 Live at the Apollo 7.15 Below Deck 7.35 Youve Been
10.0 Mock the Week 10.40 Mock Framed! Gold 8.0 Emmerdale 8.30
CBBC the Week 11.20 QI 12.0 Would I Lie Coronation Street 9.30 The Ellen
7.0am Arthur 7.10 Zig and Zag 7.25 to You? 12.40 Mock the Week 1.20 DeGeneres Show 10.20 Below
Danger Mouse 7.40 Newsround QI 2.0 Would I Lie to You? 2.40 Deck 11.15 Dress to Impress 12.20
7.45 Officially Amazing 8.0 Now Parks and Recreation 3.05 Parks Emmerdale 12.50 Coronation
You See It 8.15 Newsround 8.20 and Recreation 3.30 8 Out of 10 Street 1.50 The Ellen DeGeneres
Odd Squad 8.30 Hacker Time 9.0 Cats Show 2.45 The Jeremy Kyle Show
Show Me What Youre Made Of: 6.0 Dress to Impress 7.0 Youve
UK 9.30 Brain Freeze 9.35 The E4 Been Framed! Gold 8.0 Two and
Dumping Ground 10.05 4 OClock 6.0am Hollyoaks 6.30 Rude(ish) a Half Men 9.0 Hot
Club 10.30 Lost & Found Music Tube 7.0 Made in Chelsea: Ibiza 8.0 Fuzz (2007) 11.25 Family Guy 12.55
Studios 10.55 My Life: Peters Melissa & Joey 9.0 2 Broke Girls American Dad! 1.20 Release the
Circus 11.25 Naomis Nightmares 10.0 Baby Daddy 11.0 How I Met Hounds
of Nature 11.50 Young Dracula Your Mother 12.0 The Goldbergs
12.20 Shaun the Sheep 12.30 1.0 The Big Bang Theory 2.0 ITV3
Shaun the Sheep 12.35 Arthur Melissa & Joey 3.0 Baby Daddy 4.0 6.0am Judge Judy 6.40 Heartbeat
12.50 Now You See It 1.0 Hacker 2 Broke Girls 5.0 The Goldbergs 7.40 Where the Heart Is 8.40 Wild
Time 1.30 4 OClock Club 1.55 6.0 The Big Bang Theory 7.0 at Heart 9.40 Judge Judy 11.0
Show Me What Youre Made Of: Hollyoaks 7.30 All Star Driving George and Mildred 11.35 On the
UK 2.25 Matilda and the Ramsay School 8.0 The Big Bang Theory Buses 12.40 Barging Round Britain
Bunch 2.40 Blue Peter 3.10 Nine 9.0 Tattoo Fixers: Top Tatts 10.0 with John Sergeant 1.10 Heartbeat
Minute Ninja 3.20 Zig and Zag Celebs Go Dating 11.10 My Hotter 2.10 Doc Martin 3.15 Wild at Heart
3.30 Odd Squad 3.45 Odd Squad Half 12.15 The Big Bang Theory 4.20 On the Buses 4.55 On the
4.0 Copycats 4.25 Newsround 1.15 The IT Crowd 2.20 Celebs Go Buses 5.25 George and Mildred
4.35 Shark Bites 4.40 The Next Dating 3.15 Tattoo Fixers: Top Tatts 5.55 Heartbeat 7.0 Murder, She
Step 5.0 The Next Step 5.25 4.10 Rude(ish) Tube 4.55 How I Wrote 8.0 Midsomer Murders 10.0
Our School 6.0 Danger Mouse Met Your Mother Lucan 11.30 Sherlock Holmes: The
6.10 The Deep 6.35 Zig and Zag Last Vampyre 1.30 On the Buses
6.45 Scream Street 7.0 Horrible Film4
Histories: Magna Carta Special 11.0am
Footsteps in the ITV4
7.30 Our School 8.0 The Dumping Fog (1955) 12.50
My 6.0am The Car Chasers 6.55
Ground 8.30 The Next Step 8.50 Darling Clementine (1946) 2.50 Pawn Stars 7.50 The Saint 8.55
Epic Quick Blast
The Comancheros (1961) Ironside 10.0 Live Bowls 6.0 The
5.0
Mysterious Island (1961) Car Chasers 7.0 Pawn Stars 8.0
Dave 7.05
Unstoppable (2010) World Superbike Highlights 9.0
6.0am Home Shopping 7.0 9.0 Dawn of the Benidorm 10.0 Car Crash Global
Scrapheap Challenge 8.10 Planet of the Apes (2014) 11.35 11.0
Assassins (1995) 1.45
American Pickers 9.0 Storage Blue Is the Warmest Minder 2.40 World Cup Rivalries:
Hunters UK 9.30 Storage Hunters Colour (2013) Brazil v Italy
UK 10.0 American Pickers 11.0
American Pickers 12.0 Jay Lenos ITV2 More4
Garage 1.0 Top Gear 2.0 Top Gear 6.0am Planets Funniest Animals 8.55am A Place in the Sun:
3.0 Brojects in the House 3.30 6.25 Totally Bonkers Guinness Winter Sun 11.0 Four in a Bed
Brojects 4.0 Traffic Cops 5.0 Top World Records 6.50 Totally 1.40 A Place in the Sun: Winter
Gear 6.0 Top Gear 7.0 Traffic Cops Bonkers Guinness World Records Sun 3.50 Time Team 5.55 George
63 guide 16-22 Sep 2017 Tuesday 19 television
Todays best live sport Terrestrial variations
ODI Cricket: England v West STV NORTH As ITV except 10.30pm Teleshopping 1.30-3.0 ITV Nightscreen
Indies 12noon, Sky Sports Cricket Scotland Tonight (T) 11.05 Safe House BBC1 SCOTLAND 8.0pm-9.0 River
(T) (R) 12.05 Teleshopping 1.05 After City(T) 10.45 Holby City (T) 11.45
The first game of the five-match
Midnight 2.35-5.05 ITV Nightscreen (T) Germanys New Nazis Panorama (T)
series from Old Trafford. ITV WALES As ITV except 10.40 Wales on 12.30-1.30 Ambulance (T) (R) BBC1 N
Womens World Cup Football: TV (T) 11.10-11.45 Countrywise: Guide to IRELAND 10.40pm Spotlight (T) 11.10
England v Russia 6.30pm, BBC2 Britain (T) (R) Germanys New Nazis Panorama (T)
The opening qualifier from CHANNEL As ITV except 12.30am-3.0 ITV 11.55-12.55 Ambulance (T) (R) BBC2
Prenton Park, Tranmere. Nightscreen WALES 3.30pm First Ministers Questions
SCOTTISH As ITV except 10.30pm (T) 4.20 Great British Railway Journeys
League Cup Football: Leicester Scotland Tonight (T) 11.05 Safe House (T) (R) 4.50 Human Planet (T) (R) 5.50-
City v Liverpool 7.30pm, (T) (R) 12.05 Teleshopping 1.05 After 6.0 Coast (T) (R) 11.15 Its My Shout:
SkySports Main Event Midnight 2.35-5.05 ITV Nightscreen (T) Short Films from Wales (T) 11.25 NFL This
Coverage of the third-round ULSTER As ITV except 10.40pm Teach Week (T) 12.20 Coast (T) (R) 12.35-1.05
match from the King Power My Pet to Do That (T) 11.10-11.45 James Why Mum Died: Britains Sepsis Crisis
Stadium. Martins French Adventure (T) 12.30 Panorama (T)

Clarkes Amazing Spaces 6.55 The 9.0 The Dog Whisperer 10.0 Its Me 12.0 Without a Trace 1.0 CSI:
Secret Life of the Zoo 7.55 Grand or the Dog 11.0 NCIS: Los Angeles Crime Scene Investigation 2.0
Designs 9.0
The Sweeney 12.0 Hawaii Five-0 1.0 Hawaii Blue Bloods 3.0 Fish Town 4.0
(2012) 11.15 8 Out of 10 Cats Five-0 2.0 NCIS: Los Angeles 3.0 The West Wing 6.0 Without
Does Countdown 12.20 Ramsays Supergirl 4.0 Stargate SG-1 5.0 a Trace 7.0 CSI: Crime Scene
Kitchen Nightmares USA 1.20 Futurama 5.30 Modern Family 6.0 Investigation 8.0 Blue Bloods
Secrets of the Living Dolls 2.30 Modern Family 6.30 The Simpsons 9.0 Beware The Slenderman 11.15
Grand Designs 8.0 A League of Their Own 9.0 Ray Donovan 12.25 Im Dying
Micky Flanagans Detour de France Up Here 1.35 The Wire 2.50 Vice
S4C Digital 10.0 A League of Their Own US Principals 3.25 Vice Principals 4.0
6.0am Cyw Do Re Mi Dona 6.15 Road Trip 11.0 The Last Ship 12.0 The West Wing
Patrol Pawennau 6.30 Halibalw A League of Their Own 1.0 The
6.40 Octonots 6.50 Bing 7.0 Patrol Force: Manchester 2.0 Stella 3.0 W
Pawennau 7.15 Teulu Ni 7.20 Meic Motorway Patrol 4.0 Animal 999 6.05am Judge Faith 6.30
y Marchog 7.35 Heini 7.50 Tomos 5.0 The Dog Whisperer MasterChef Australia 8.0 Extreme
ai Ffrindiau 8.0 Rapsgaliwn 8.15 Weight Loss 10.0 The Bill 11.0
Cegin Cyw 8.20 Y Dywysoges Fach Sky Arts Tipping Point 12.0 Tipping
8.35 Y Brodyr Coala 8.45 Abadas 6.0am Nureyevs Don Quixote 7.55 Point 1.0 River Cottage Veg 2.0
9.0 Wibli Sochyn y Mochyn 9.10 Classical Destinations 8.0 Auction MasterChef USA 3.0 Extreme
Sbridiri 9.30 Pingu 9.35 Bobi Jac 8.30 Watercolour Challenge 9.0 Weight Loss 5.0 Tipping Point
9.45 Pentre Bach 10.0 Do Re Mi Tales of the Unexpected 10.0 6.0 Tipping Point 7.0 MasterChef
Dona 10.15 Patrol Pawennau 10.30 REM by MTV 12.0 Discovering: Australia 8.0 One Born Every
Halibalw 10.40 Octonots 10.50 Marilyn Monroe 1.0 Tales of the Minute 9.0 The Secret Life of the
Bing 11.0 Patrol Pawennau 11.15 Unexpected 2.0 Auction 2.30 Ballroom 10.0 Russell Howards
Teulu Ni 11.20 Meic y Marchog Watercolour Challenge 3.0 Frank Good News 10.40 EastEnders
11.35 Heini 11.50 Tomos ai Sinatra: The Voice of America 11.20 One Born Every Minute
Ffrindiau 12.0 Newyddion S4C 5.0 Discovering: Amy Winehouse 12.20 Russell Howards Good
ar Tywydd 12.05 Heno 1.0 Dylan 5.30 Discovering: Bee Gees 6.0 News 1.0 W1A 1.30 W1A 2.0 The
ar Daith 2.0 Newyddion S4C ar Discovering: Frank Sinatra 7.0 The Musketeers
Tywydd 2.05 Prynhawn Da 3.0 Sixties 8.0 Discovering: Queen
Newyddion S4C ar Tywydd 3.05 9.0 Tony Viscontis Unsigned Yesterday
Cefn Gwlad 4.0 Awr Fawr 5.0 Heroes 10.0 Rock and Roll 11.30 6.0am Antiques Roadshow
Stwnsh Ffeil 5.05 Tag 5.30 Larfa Discovering: Janis Joplin 12.0 7.10 Supersized Earth 8.0 The
5.35 Dreigiau Marchogion Berc Tony Viscontis Unsigned Heroes Nazis: A Warning from History
6.0 Newyddion S4C ar Tywydd 1.0 Tales of the Unexpected 9.0 Tenko 10.0 Time Team 11.0
6.05 Cwpwrdd Dillad 6.30 Ysgol 2.0 Auction 2.30 Watercolour Time Team 12.0 Time Team 1.0
Ddawns Anti Karen 7.0 Heno Challenge 3.0 Oscar Peterson Time Team 2.0 Secrets of War
7.30 Rownd a Rownd 8.0 Pobol Live In 63, 64 and 65 4.50 Arts 3.0 Secrets of War 4.0 Sharpe
y Cwm 8.25 Tan 9.0 Newyddion Scholarships Sky Academy 5.0 6.0 Tenko 7.0 Channel Islands at
9 ar Tywydd 9.30 Huw Edwards: The South Bank Show Originals War 8.0 Impossible Engineering
Datganoli 20 10.30 Mwy or Babell 9.0 Fawlty Towers 9.50 Monty
Len 2017 Sky Atlantic Pythons Best Bits (Mostly) 10.30
6.0am Richard E Grants Hotel Whatever Happened to the Likely
Sky1 Secrets 7.0 Urban Secrets 8.0 The Lads? 11.10 Fawlty Towers 11.50
6.0am Road Wars 7.0 Road Wars British 9.0 The British 10.0 The Impossible Engineering 12.50
8.0 Monkey Life 8.30 Monkey Life West Wing 11.0 The West Wing Channel Islands at War
television Wednesday 20 16-22 Sep 2017 guide 64

Pick of the day Doc Martin 9pm, ITV


The summer holidays are over,
Bad Move 8pm, ITV
Jack Dee returns to sitcom as
but no need to worry as the half of an urban couple who
sun almost always shines in rashly relocate to the country.
Portwenn, albeit sometimes on Dee plays a web designer, tricky
bittersweet scenes. Here, in a because the new house is in a
new series, we find reconciled dip and cant seem to connect
Martin and Louisa raising baby to broadband; his wife (Kerry
James Henry. Louisa: Do you Godliman) is a gardener who must
think he likes me? Martin: Who learn to charm the uniformly
knows? I didnt like my mother, irritating villagers. Like Dees BBC
does it matter? Elsewhere, daft vehicle Lead Balloon, it relies on
constable Joe prepares to marry intricate plotting, heavily so in an
flighty Janice, in a ceremony to opener that, in an effort to appeal
be conducted by a vicar with to a wider audience, keeps its
learner plates on. JW gags safe and gentle. JS

BBC1 BBC2 ITV


6.0 Breakfast 9.15 Fake Britain 6.0 Flog It! Trade Secrets (T) (R) 6.0 Good Morning Britain (T)
10.0 Homes Under the 6.30 Fake Britain (T) (R) 7.15 8.30 Lorraine (T) 9.25
Hammer (R) 11.0 Dom on Garden Rescue (T) (R) 8.0 The Jeremy Kyle Show
the Spot (R) 11.45 Thief Sign Zone Worlds Busiest (T) 10.30 This Morning
Trackers (R) 12.15 Bargain Cities: Mexico City (T) (R) (T) 12.30 Loose Women
Hunt (R) 1.0 News; Weather 9.0 Victoria Derbyshire (T) (T) 1.30 ITV Lunchtime
1.30 Regional News; 11.0 BBC Newsroom Live News (T) 1.55 Local News
Weather 1.45 Doctors 2.15 (T) 11.30 Daily Politics (T) (T) 2.0 Judge Rinder (T)
The Boss (T) 3.0 Escape to 1.0 Coast (T) (R) 1.30 The 3.0 Dickinsons Real Deal
the Country (T) 3.45 Garden 100K House: Tricks of the (T) (R) 3.59 Local News/
Rescue (T) 4.30 Celebrity Trade (T) (R) 2.30 Cycling: Weather (T) 4.0 Tipping
Money for Nothing (T) 5.15 World Road Championships Point (T) (R) 5.0 The Chase
Pointless (T) 6.0 News; (T) 4.45 Great British (T) 6.0 Local News (T) 6.25
Weather (T) 6.30 Regional Railway Journeys (T) (R) 5.15 Party Political Broadcast
News; Weather (T) 6.55 Flog It! (T) (R) 6.0 Richard (T) 6.30 ITV Evening News
Party Political Broadcast (T) Osmans House of Games (T) (T) 7.0 Emmerdale (T) 7.30
7.0 The One Show (T) 7.30 6.30 Eggheads (T) 7.0 This Coronation Street (T)
Rip Off Britain (T) (R) Farming Life (T)
8.00

8.0 Celebrity MasterChef (T) 8.0 Worlds Busiest Cities: 8.0 Bad Move (T) New series.
Well-known faces compete Delhi (T) Dan Snow, Anita Jack Dee and Kerry
in the kitchen. Rani andAde Adepitan visit Godliman star as a husband
9.0 How to Stay Young (T) Delhi. Last in the series. and wife who make the
A woman discovers how 9.0 The Detectives: Murder on disastrous decision to move
building muscle will make the Streets (T) New series. to the country.
her body stronger and A four-part documentary 8.30 Coronation Street (T) The
protect her against illness, series following the work pieces fall into place for
and a man who eats when of murder detectives in ahorrified Michelle.
he is stressed sees the Manchester over the course 9.0 Doc Martin (T) New series.
damage this has done to of a year, as they try to Janice and Penhale prepare
hisbody. unravel complex cases. for their wedding.
10.00

10.0 BBC News at Ten (T) 10.0 Famalam (T) 10.0 ITV News at Ten (T)
10.30 BBC Regional News and 10.30 Newsnight; Weather (T) 10.30 Local News (T)
Weather (T) Lottery Update 11.15 Giselle: Belle of the 10.40 PARAGON (T) (R)
10.45 A Question of Sport (T) Ballet (T) Dancer Tamara Commando Andy Grant
11.15 Live from the BBC (T) Rojo takes a look at the has set out on a journey to
WithLiam Williams. Last in 19th-century French ballet. become the worlds fastest
the series. 12.15 Sign Zone Who Do You amputee over 10 kilometres.
11.45 Without Limits: Vietnam Think You Are? (T) (R) 1.15 11.35 Goodwood Revival (T) 12.30
(T) (R) Astronauts: Do You Have Jackpot247 3.0 May the
12.45 Weather for the Week What It Takes? (T) (R) 2.15 Best House Win (T) (R) 3.50
Ahead (T) 12.50 BBC News This Is BBC Two (T) ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The
(T) Jeremy Kyle Show (T) (R)
65 guide 16-22 Sep 2017 Wednesday 20 television
The Detectives: Murder on the Famalam 10pm, BBC2 Back 10pm, Channel 4
Streets 9pm, BBC2 One of 12 new comedy pilots The sitcom starring David Mitchell
The Detectives returns for a commissioned this year by the and Robert Webb as brothers
new series, following Greater BBC, Famalams focus on black returning to their home town
Manchester Polices Major British culture will remind over- continues, enjoyably. It doesnt
Incident Team on two cases: one, 30s of the much lamented 90s push them out of their comfort
a horrifying petrol-bomb attack comedy show, The Real McCoy. zones (as Stephen, Mitchell is an
that leaves a woman fighting for A committed cast including amiable curmudgeon paralysed
her life and her brother as the Vinestar Tom Moutchi and by emotion; Webbs Andrew is
prime suspect; and the second, Chewing Gums John Macmillan, an untrustworthy narcissist), all
the murder of a homeless man ensure Famalam is frequently in the grand tradition of Peep
in a railway arch, his body later fresh and funny (especially the Show. Tonight, Andrew suggests
set alight. As with the previous history lessons in a UK garage a makeover (Church pews, library
series, the access is staggering, stylee), but its also hit and chairs) in the pub, but leaves
the stories are heartbreaking and missin that way that sketch Stephen to break news of an
the storytelling is magnificent. BA shows invariably are. EEJ accompanying staff makeover. JR

Channel 4 Channel 5 BBC4


6.0 Countdown (T) (R) 6.45 The 6.0 Milkshake! 9.15 The Wright
King of Queens (T) (R) 8.0 Stuff (T) 11.15 Cant Pay?
Everybody Loves Raymond Well Take It Away (T) (R)
(T) (R) 9.0 Frasier (T) (R) 9.35 12.10 5 News Lunchtime (T)
Frasier (T) (R) 10.05 Ramsays 12.15 The Hotel Inspector
Kitchen Nightmares USA (T) (T) (R) 1.10 Access (T)
(R) 11.0 Coast vs Country 1.15 Home and Away (T)
(T) (R) 12.0 News (T) 12.05 1.45 Neighbours (T) 2.20
Couples Come Dine with Me The Mentalist (T) (R) 3.15
(T) (R) 1.05 French Collection
My Mothers Secret
(T) 2.10 Countdown (T) 3.0 (Curtis Crawford, 2012) (T)
Cheap Cheap Cheap (T) 4.0 5.0 5 News at 5 (T) 5.30
A Place in the Sun: Home or Neighbours (T) (R) 6.0
Away (T) 5.0 Come Dine with Home and Away (T) (R) 6.30
Me (T) 6.0 The Simpsons (T) 5 News Tonight (T) 7.0 The
(R) 6.30 Hollyoaks (T) 7.0 Nightmare Neighbour Next 7.0 Beyond 100 Days (T)
News (T) Door (T) (R) 7.30Timothy Spall: Back
atSea (T) (R)

8.0 Location, Location, Location 8.0 GPs: Behind Closed 8.0 Natural World: The Last
(T) Kirstie Allsopp helps Doors (T) A regular Grizzly of Paradise Valley
Brett and Jo go house patient suffering from the (T) (R) Film-maker Jeff
hunting in Nottingham. repercussions of mouth Turner returns to his
9.0 Grand Designs (T) Kevin cancer visits the surgery. childhood home in Canadas
McCloud meets young 5News Update Cascade Mountains.
architect and shed fanatic 9.0 Cant Pay? Well Take It 9.0 Life of a Mountain: A Year
Micah Jones, who plans to Away (T) Agents in central on Blencathra (T) (R)
transform an old agricultural London to try and recover Award-winning film-maker
building in County Down, almost 1,900 owed in Terry Abraham returns
Northern Ireland. parking fines. to the Lake District to
showcase Blencathra.

10.0 Back (T) 10.0 Undercover Benefits Cheat 10.0 Sound Waves: The
10.35 Fugitives (T) New series. (T) Symphony of Physics (T)
11.35 Educating Greater 10.35 Football on 5: The Carabao (R) Part two of two.
Manchester (T) (R) Cup (T) 11.0 Britain in Focus: A
12.35 Speed with Guy Martin: 12.05 Caught in the Act: Photographic History (T)
F1 Challenge (T) (R) 1.30 Dumb Builders (T) (R) (R)

Dont Be Afraid of 1.0 SuperCasino (T) 12.0 Hidden Histories: Britains
the Dark (2010) (T) Horror, 3.10 Gotham (T) (R) 4.0 Oldest Family Businesses
starring Bailee Madison. 3.15 Criminals: Caught on Camera (T) (R) 1.0 China in Six Easy
Grand Designs Australia (T) (T) (R) 4.45 House Doctor Pieces (T) (R) 2.0 Carved
(R) 4.10 Location, Location, (T) (R) 5.10 Great Artists (T) with Love: The Genius of
Location (T) (R) (R) 5.35 Wildlife SOS (T) British Woodwork (T) (R)
television Wednesday 20 16-22 Sep 2017 guide 66

Pick of the day Porters 10pm, Dave


This new sitcom comes from
Breaking 2 9pm, National
Geographic
the brainpan of Dan Sefton, the The fastest marathon ever run
medic turned writer behind BBC1s on a record-eligible course is
recent drama Trust Me, and the 2:02:57 by Kenyas Dennis
features yet another character Kimetto in 2014. A minor
so desperate to be a doctor industry has developed around
theyll do pretty much anything. trimming that extraneous two
Ed Easton is the nervous new minutes and 57 seconds to get
hospital porter who dreams of the record under two hours. This
wielding a stethoscope, while documentary recalls one attempt:
his eccentric co-workers include that of three Nike-sponsored
Crazyheads Susan Wokoma and athletes at the Monza racetrack
former replicant Rutger Hauer. in May. The film chronicles their
Kelsey Grammer also pops up preparations, explains the science
foran irate cameo. GV and recalls the run itself. AM

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and Zags Zogcasts Dollar Brain (1967) 7.10 Seals (1990) 1.45 Ax Men
Moonrise Kingdom (2012)
Dave 9.0 Legend (2015) 11.35 More4
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Scrapheap Challenge 8.10 Rum Diary (2011) Sun 11.0 Four in a Bed 1.40 A
American Pickers 9.0 Storage Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 3.50
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UK 10.0 American Pickers 11.0 6.0am Planets Funniest Animals Amazing Spaces 6.55 The Secret
American Pickers 12.0 Jay Lenos 6.25 Totally Bonkers Guinness Life of the Zoo 7.55 Grand Designs
Garage 1.0 Top Gear 2.0 Top World Records 7.15 Below Deck 8.0 9.0 999: On the Frontline 10.0
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Cycling: Road World STV NORTH As ITV except 10.30pm Lens of Larkin (T) BBC1 SCOTLAND
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Coverage from Bergen, Norway,
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featuring the mens individual 10 kilometres 12.0 Teleshopping 1.0 After of Power with Huw Edwards (T) 10.40
time-trial. Midnight 2.30 Storage Hoarders (T) (R) How to Stay Young (T) 11.40 A Question
Scottish League Cup Football: 3.20-5.05 ITV Nightscreen (T) of Sport (T) 12.15 Live from the BBC (T)
Dundee v Celtic 7.15pm, BT Sport 1 CHANNEL As ITV except 12.30am-3.0 12.40-1.40 Without Limits: Vietnam (T) (R)
The quarter-final clash from ITV Nightscreen SCOTTISH As ITV except BBC1 N IRELAND 9.0pm-10.0 Crash
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League Cup Football: Manchester After Midnight 2.30 Storage Hoarders (T) the BBC (T) 12.45-1.45 Without Limits:
United v Burton Albion 7.30pm, (R) 3.20-5.05 ITV Nightscreen (T) Vietnam (T) (R)
Sky Sports Main Event ULSTER As ITV except 12.30am BBC2 N IRELAND 10.0pm-10.30
The third-round match from Teleshopping 1.30-3.0 ITV Nightscreen Spotlight (T) (R) 11.15 Spotlight (R) 11.45-
OldTrafford. BBC1 NORTH 7.30pm-8.0 Through the 12.45 Giselle: Belle of the Ballet (T)

24 Hours in A&E 11.05 8 Out of 10 Dog 11.0 NCIS: Los Angeles 12.0 City 10.0 The West Wing 11.0 The
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the Frontline 2.15 Grand Designs 2.0 NCIS: Los Angeles 3.0 Supergirl 1.0 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
3.20 8 Out of 10 Cats: Jimmy, Sean 4.0 Stargate SG-1 5.0 Futurama 2.0 Blue Bloods 3.0 Fish Town
and Jons Best Bits 5.30 Modern Family 6.0 Modern 4.0 The West Wing 5.0 The West
Family 6.30 The Simpsons 7.0 The Wing 6.0 Without a Trace 7.0 CSI:
S4C Digital Simpsons 7.30 The Simpsons 8.0 Crime Scene Investigation 8.0
6.0am Cyw Y Diwrnod Mawr 6.15 Freddie Down Under 9.0 Stella Blue Bloods 9.0 Ray Donovan
Guto Gwningen 6.30 Sam Tan 6.40 10.0 Colony 11.0 Air Ambulance 10.10 Im Dying Up Here 11.20 The
Twt 6.50 Nico Nog 7.0 Cacamwnci ER 12.0 A League of Their Own: Sopranos 12.30 The Sopranos 1.45
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Dweud Mwncin Gwneud 11.35 Discovering: Frank Sinatra 1.0 Minute 9.0 Criminal Minds:
Dwylor Enfys 11.50 Da Di Dona Tales of the Unexpected 1.30 Tales Beyond Borders 10.0 Russell
12.0 Newyddion S4C ar Tywydd of the Unexpected 2.0 Auction Howards Good News 10.40
12.05 Heno 12.30 Garddio a Mwy 2.30 Watercolour Challenge 3.0 Cherry Healeys Property Virgins
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Gymreig 2.0 Newyddion S4C ar 5.0 Discovering: Blondie 5.30 12.40 Russell Howards Good
Tywydd 2.05 Prynhawn Da 3.0 Discovering: Cher 6.0 Discovering: News 1.20 Beverly Hills Pawn 1.45
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Newyddion S4C ar Tywydd 6.05 Story 11.0 The Making of Marc Supersized Earth 8.0 Channel
04 Wal 6.30 Celwydd Noeth 7.0 Bolan 12.0 The Warner Saga 1.0 Islands at War 9.0 Tenko 10.0
Heno 8.0 Pobol y Cwm 8.25 Chwys Tales of the Unexpected 1.30 Tales Time Team 11.0 Time Team 12.0
9.0 Newyddion 9 ar Tywydd 9.30 of the Unexpected 2.0 Auction Time Team 1.0 Time Team 2.0
Her yr Hinsawdd 10.0 Rygbi Pawb 2.30 Watercolour Challenge 3.0 Secrets of War 3.0 Secrets of War
11.0 Tan Michelangelos Pietas 4.0 Darbar 4.0 Sharpe 6.0 Tenko 7.0 Secrets
Festival 2016 5.0 The South Bank of War 8.0 Historys Greatest
Sky1 Show Originals Hoaxes 9.0 Fawlty Towers 9.45
6.0am Hawaii Five-0 7.0 Hawaii Monty Python: Parrot Sketch Not
Five-0 8.0 Monkey Life 8.30 Sky Atlantic Included 11.20 Fawlty Towers
Monkey Life 9.0 The Dog 6.0am Urban Secrets 7.0 Urban 12.05 Historys Greatest Hoaxes
Whisperer 10.0 Its Me or the Secrets 8.0 Storm City 9.0 Storm 1.05 Secrets of War
television Thursday 21 16-22 Sep 2017 guide 68

Pick of the day Educating Greater Manchester


9pm, Channel 4
Without Limits: Vietnam
8pm, BBC1
Each version of this franchise The concluding half of an
brings irresistible uplift. Already, agreeable doc following six Brits
EGM has tickled the nations tear with disabilities as they travel
ducts with a delightful friendship through Vietnam. The location
between year-seven charmer doesnt add much since the films
Jack and Syrian refugee Rani. But value is in hearing the participants
enough nice things: this week, talk about the everyday pains,
the wastrels get their moment in sadnesses and triumphs of their
the spotlight as 15-year-old Kim lives, which they could almost
becomes almost unteachable and as easily have done at home.
Mr Povey gets counter-intuitive Tonight they do, however, meet
with 14-year-old miscreant Vietnamese people who live with
Vincent and puts him on the both disability and vastly inferior
student council. PH medical resources. JS

BBC1 BBC2 ITV


6.0 Breakfast (T) 9.15 Fake 6.0 Flog It! Trade Secrets 6.0 Good Morning Britain (T)
Britain (T) 10.0 Homes (R) 6.30 Fake Britain (R) 8.30 Lorraine (T) 9.25 The
Under the Hammer (T) 11.0 7.15 Garden Rescue (R) Jeremy Kyle Show (T) 10.30
Dom on the Spot (T) (R) 8.0 Nadiyas British Food This Morning (T) 12.30
11.45 Thief Trackers (T) (R) Adventure (R) 8.30 Great Loose Women (T) 1.30 ITV
12.15 Bargain Hunt (T) (R) British Menu (R) 9.0 Victoria Lunchtime News (T) 1.55
1.0 News; Weather (T) 1.30 Derbyshire 11.0 Newsroom Local News (T) 2.0 Judge
Regional News; Weather (T) Live 12.0 Daily Politics 1.0 Rinder (T) 3.0 Dickinsons
1.45 Doctors (T) 2.15 The For What Its Worth (R) 1.45 Real Deal (T) (R) 3.59 Local
Boss (T) 3.0 Escape to the The 100K House: Tricks News/Weather (T) 4.0
Country (T) (R) 3.45 Garden of the Trade (R) 2.45 Who Tipping Point (T) 5.0 The
Rescue (T) 4.30 Celebrity Do You Think You Are? (R) Chase (T) 6.0 Local News (T)
Money for Nothing (T) 5.15 3.45 Great British Railway 6.30 ITV Evening News (T)
Pointless (T) 6.0 News; Journeys (R) 4.15 Human 7.0 Emmerdale (T) 7.30 The
Weather (T) 6.30 Regional Planet (R) 5.15 Flog It! (T) (R) Jewel Raiders: Caught on
News; Weather (T) 7.0 6.0 Richard Osmans House Camera Tonight (T)
The One Show (T) 7.30 of Games (T) 6.30 Eggheads
EastEnders (T) (T) 7.0 This Farming Life (T)
8.00

8.0 Without Limits: Vietnam 8.0 The Big Family Cooking 8.0 Emmerdale (T) Lawrence
(T) Part two of two. Vicky Showdown (T) Zoe Ball and is thrown into turmoil, and
meets a man who lost his Nadiya Hussain host the Aaron bonds with Liv.
leg after stepping on a culinary competition. 8.30 James Martins French
landmine left over from 9.0 Tribes, Predators & Me (T) Adventure (T) The chef
theVietnam war. How the people of Ethiopia visits Paris.
9.0 Ambulance (T) Trauma manage to live alongside 9.0 Safe House (T) Tom makes
desk paramedic Fay faces hyenas, powerful carnivores a huge breakthrough in the
a tough decision when the that can weigh up to 14 case when he links an estate
air ambulance is needed at stone and are capable of agent to the abductions, and
different accidents. killing lions in packs. Last Dani gets herself in trouble.
inthe series.
10.00

10.0 BBC News at Ten (T) 10.0 MOTD: The Premier League 10.0 ITV News at Ten (T)
10.30 BBC Regional News and Show (T) 10.30 Local News (T) ITV
Weather (T) 10.30 Newsnight; Weather (T) 10.40 Jason Robinson: Sports Life
10.45 Question Time (T) 11.15 The Detectives: Murder Stories (T) (R)
11.45 This Week (T) Andrew Neil on the Streets (T) (R) 11.40 Bear Grylls: Mission Survive
returns with more political Documentary following the (T) (R)
chat. work of murder detectives 12.30 Jackpot247 3.0 The
12.30 Weather for the Week inManchester. Jewel Raiders: Caught on
Ahead (T) 12.35 BBC News 12.15 Sign Zone Celebrity Camera Tonight (R) 3.25
(T) MasterChef (T) (R) 1.45 This ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The
Farming Life (T) (R) 2.45 Jeremy Kyle Show (T) (R)
This Is BBC Two (T)
69 guide 16-22 Sep 2017 Thursday 21 television
Tribes, Predators & Me 9pm, BBC2 Safe House 9pm, ITV Eamonn & Ruths 7 Year Itch
Gordon Buchanan concludes Series two of Safe House trundles 10pm, Channel 5
his quest to get closer to some on, with the dialogue still the If the thought of the mum and dad
of the creatures he has filmed clunkiest in town, and the of daytime TV Eamonn Holmes
over the years with a trip across scenery thats not being chewed and Ruth Langsford visiting a sex
Ethiopia, a country boasting the still looking lovely. Tom makes dungeon disturbs you, look away
worlds largest hyena population. a breakthrough, but following now. And if it doesnt, take a long,
Buchanan visits the Bodi a revelations that he roughed up hard look at yourself. The pair
cattle-herding community Griffin to get information, Vedder are exploring ways of restoring
constantly under threat from persuades Jane he needs to be spark to lacklustre relationships
the predators who employ frozen out. Following his lead after reading research that proves
improvised means to protect their to an estate agent connected to lack of intimacy is one of the
livelihood. Then, to a city where many of the crime scenes (the main reasons for marriage failure.
urban hyenas are common, and none-more-villain-faced Andrew LuckyRuth also gets a crash-
many feel their fierce reputation Tiernan), it looks like he might course from a dominatrix and the
is merely a facade. MGJ have been on to something. BA pair dance a tango. Phew. HV

Channel 4 Channel 5 BBC4


6.0 Countdown (T) (R) 6.45 The 6.0 Milkshake! 9.15 The Wright
King of Queens (T) (R) 8.0 Stuff 11.15 Cant Pay? Well
Everybody Loves Raymond Take It Away (T) (R) 12.10
(T) (R) 9.35 Frasier (T) (R) 5 News Lunchtime (T)
10.05 Ramsays Kitchen 12.15 The Hotel Inspector
Nightmares USA (T) (R) 11.0 (T) (R) 1.10 Access (T)
Coast vs Country (T) (R) 1.15 Home and Away (T)
12.0 News (T) 12.05 Couples 1.45 Neighbours (T) 2.15
Come Dine with Me (T) (R) The Mentalist (T) (R)
1.05 French Collection (T) 3.15 Abducted Love
2.10 Countdown (T) 3.0 (Brenton Spencer, 2016)
Cheap Cheap Cheap (T) 4.0 (T) 5.0 5 News at 5 (T)
A Place in the Sun: Home or 5.30 Neighbours (T) (R)
Away (T) 5.0 Come Dine with 6.0 Home and Away (T) (R)
Me (T) 6.0 The Simpsons (T) 6.30 5 News Tonight (T) 7.0
(R) 6.30 Hollyoaks (T) 7.0 Police Interceptors (T) (R) 7.0 Beyond 100 Days (T)
News (T) 7.30Top of the Pops:
1984(T) (R)

8.0 The Supervet (T) New 8.0 Nightmare Tenants, 8.0 British Historys Biggest
series. Cutting-edge animal Slum Landlords (T) Cases Fibs with Lucy Worsley
care, beginning with a featured in previous (T) (R) How the past is
Staffordshire bull terrier episodes. 5 News Update a concoction of stories
with a badly broken pelvis. 9.0 Gypsy Kids: Our Secret manipulated by whoever
9.0 Educating Greater World (T) Bullying victim was in power at the time.
Manchester (T) The student Ben tells his story at a 9.0 The Horizon Guide to
behaviour team deals with London conference, Scarlett Space Shuttles (T) (R)
a12-year-old well known joins a protest when her Documentary chronicling
forhis misdemeanours. family are asked to move the 30 years of Nasas
and Jessie wants to be taken Space Transportation
seriously as a female boxer. System.

10.0 The Great British Bake Off: 10.0 Eamonn & Ruths 7 Year Itch 10.0 Horizon: Goodbye Cassini
An Extra Slice (T) (T) Part one of two. Hello Saturn (T) (R)
10.50 The Undateables (T) (R) 11.05 Celebrity 5 Go Motorhoming 11.0 Horizon: How Big Is the
11.55 Gogglebox (T) (R) (T) (R) Universe? (T) (R)
12.55 Celebrity Island with Bear 12.0 Cricket on 5 (T) 1.0 12.0 Top of the Pops: 1984 (T)
Grylls (T) (R) 1.50 The SuperCasino (T) 3.10 (R) 12.30 Music Moguls:
Supervet: Bionic Specials (T) Gotham (T) (R) 4.0 Masters of Pop (T) (R) 1.35
(R) 2.45 Location, Location, Criminals: Caught on Camera The Horizon Guide to Space
Location (T) (R) 3.40 Selling (T) (R) 4.45 House Doctor Shuttles (T) (R) 2.35 British
Houses with Amanda Lamb (T) (R) 5.10 Great Artists (T) Historys Biggest Fibs with
(T) 4.35 Building the Dream (R) 5.35 Wildlife SOS (T) (R) Lucy Worsley (T) (R)
(T) (R) 5.30 Four in a Bed (R)
television Thursday 21 16-22 Sep 2017 guide 70

Pick of the day Tin Star 9pm, Sky Atlantic


This weeks events are presented
The Russell Howard Hour
10pm, Sky1
in an elaborate series of flashes Russell Howards first series since
back and forward, as Tim Roths he took the Sky shilling finds the
still-grieving Rocky Mountains comedian offering his take on the
expat sheriff slopes off for a weeks major stories. This doesnt
bender. He returns to find his sound a million miles from
daughter missing, despite a Howards Good News show for
police guard. She has hitched the Beeb, but at the very least it
a nighttime lift in which she will be intriguing to see if he can
is picked up by a mystery sustain laughs through a longer
Englishman, but the opening running time. Over 14 episodes,
credits suggest he is very much were promised celebrity guests,
not to be trusted, despite the expert comment and fledgling
potential for romance. Stylish global correspondents, whoever
andintense stuff. DS they may be. JW

Other channels Brojects 4.0 Traffic Cops 5.0 Top Bonkers Guinness World Records
Gear 6.0 Top Gear 7.0 Traffic Cops 7.15 Below Deck 8.0 Emmerdale
CBBC 8.0 Eat Your Heart Out with Nick 8.30 Coronation Street 9.30
7.0am Arthur 7.10 Zig and Helm 9.0 Not Going Out 9.40 Not The Ellen DeGeneres Show
Zag 7.25 Danger Mouse 7.40 Going Out 10.20 Not Going Out 10.20 Below Deck 11.15 Dress to
Newsround 7.45 Officially 11.0 Porters 11.40 QI 12.20 Would Impress 12.20 Emmerdale 12.50
Amazing 8.0 Now You See It 8.15 I Lie to You? 1.0 Mock the Week Coronation Street 1.50 The Ellen
Newsround 8.20 Odd Squad 8.35 1.40 QI 2.20 Would I Lie to You? DeGeneres Show 2.45 The Jeremy
Hacker Time 9.0 Show Me What 3.0 Parks and Recreation 3.25 Kyle Show 6.0 Dress to Impress
Youre Made Of: UK 9.30 Brain Parks and Recreation 7.0 Youve Been Framed! Harrys
Freeze 9.35 The Dumping Ground Favourites 8.0 Two and a Half Men
10.05 4 OClock Club 10.30 Lost E4 9.0 Bromans 10.0 Celebrity Juice
& Found Music Studios 10.55 My 6.0am Hollyoaks 6.30 Rude(ish) 10.50 Family Guy 12.15 American
Life: Mr Alzheimers and Me 11.25 Tube 7.0 Charmed 8.0 Melissa Dad! 1.10 Two and a Half Men 1.35
Naomis Nightmares of Nature & Joey 9.0 2 Broke Girls 10.0 Through the Keyhole
11.50 Young Dracula 12.20 Shaun Baby Daddy 11.0 How I Met Your
the Sheep 12.25 Shaun the Mother 12.0 The Goldbergs 1.0 ITV3
Sheep 12.35 Arthur 12.50 Now The Big Bang Theory 2.0 Melissa 6.0am Judge Judy 6.40 Heartbeat
You See It 1.0 Hacker Time 1.25 & Joey 3.0 Baby Daddy 4.0 2 7.40 Where the Heart Is 8.40 Wild
4 OClock Club 1.55 Show Me Broke Girls 5.0 The Goldbergs at Heart 9.45 Judge Judy 11.0
What Youre Made Of: UK 2.25 6.0 The Big Bang Theory 7.0 George and Mildred 11.35 On the
Matilda and the Ramsay Bunch Hollyoaks 7.30 All Star Driving Buses 12.40 Barging Round Britain
2.40 My Life: Mr Alzheimers and School 8.0 The Big Bang Theory with John Sergeant 1.10 Heartbeat
Me 3.10 The Joke Machine 3.15 8.30 Kevin Can Wait 9.0 Body 2.10 Doc Martin 3.15 Wild at Heart
Zig and Zag 3.25 Odd Squad 3.40 Fixers 10.0 Celebs Go Dating 11.0 4.20 On the Buses 5.20 George
Odd Squad 3.50 Copycats 4.20 The Big Bang Theory 12.0 The IT and Mildred 5.55 Heartbeat 7.0
Newsround 4.25 Shark Bites 4.30 Crowd 1.05 Celebs Go Dating 2.05 Murder, She Wrote 8.0 Foyles War
So Awkward 5.0 So Awkward First Dates 3.0 Body Fixers 3.55 10.10 The Guilty 11.10 The Blonde
5.30 Blue Peter: Awesome Kevin Can Wait 4.15 Rude(ish) Bombshell 1.20 Wycliffe
New Competition! 6.0 Danger Tube 4.40 How I Met Your Mother
Mouse 6.15 The Deep 6.40 Zig ITV4
and Zag 6.50 Scream Street 7.0 Film4 6.0am Footballs Greatest: Bobby
Horrible Histories: Rotten Rulers 11.0am The Best of Benny Charlton 6.15 The Car Chasers 6.40
7.30 Blue Peter: Awesome New Hill (1974) 12.40 Anastasia The Chase 8.25 The Saint 9.25
Competition! 8.0 The Dumping (1956) 2.50 The Undefeated Pawn Stars 10.25 Cash Cowboys
Ground 8.30 So Awkward (1969) 5.10 Carry On Spying 11.25 Minder 12.25 The Saint
(1964) 6.55 Johnny English 1.35 Ironside 2.40 Quincy ME
Dave Reborn (2011) 9.0 Good Kill 3.40 Minder 4.45 The Avengers
6.0am Home Shopping 7.0 (2014) 11.05 Quadrophenia 5.50 The Car Chasers 6.50 Pawn
Scrapheap Challenge 8.10 (1979) 1.15 Northern Stars 7.50 Hornblower 10.0
American Pickers 9.0 Storage Soul (2014) Executive Decision (1996)
Hunters UK 9.30 Storage Hunters 12.45 Minder 1.45 The Avengers
UK 10.0 American Pickers 11.0 ITV2 2.45 Sporting Funnies
American Pickers 12.0 Jay Lenos 6.0am Planets Funniest Animals
Garage 1.0 Top Gear 2.0 Top Gear 6.25 Totally Bonkers Guinness More4
3.0 Brojects in the House 3.30 World Records 6.50 Totally 8.55am A Place in the Sun: Winter
71 guide 16-22 Sep 2017 Thursday 21 television
Todays best live sport Terrestrial variations
ODI Cricket: England v West STV NORTH As ITV except 10.30pm thieves who raided 11 jewellery shops.
Indies 12 noon, Sky Sports Cricket Scotland Tonight (T) 11.05 Jason 2.55-5.05 ITV Nightscreen (T)
Robinson: Sports Life Stories (T) (R) 12.0 ULSTER As ITV except 12.30am
The second match in the five-
Teleshopping 1.0 After Midnight 2.30 Teleshopping 1.30-3.0 ITV Nightscreen
game series from Trent Bridge. The Jewel Raiders: Caught on Camera BBC1 N IRELAND 10.40pm The View
Golf: The Tour Championship Tonight (R) The search for a gang of (T) 11.15 Question Time (T) 12.15-1.0 This
6.30pm, Sky Sports Golf thieves who raided 11 jewellery shops. Week (T)
The opening day of the final 2.55-5.05 ITV Nightscreen (T) BBC2 SCOTLAND 12noon-1.0 First
event in the FedEx Cup, held at CHANNEL As ITV except 12.30am-3.0 ITV Ministers Questions (T) Nicola Sturgeon
Nightscreen answers questions. 7.0 The Beechgrove
the East Lake Club in Atlanta. SCOTTISH As ITV except 10.30pm Garden (T) Horticultural tips for green-
Scottish League Cup Football: Scotland Tonight (T) 11.05 Jason fingered beginners and seasoned
Motherwell v Aberdeen 7.15pm, Robinson: Sports Life Stories (T) (R) 12.0 enthusiasts alike. 7.30-8.0 Timeline
BT Sport 1 Teleshopping 1.0 After Midnight 2.30 (T) Stories and analysis from across the
A quarter-final cup clash from The Jewel Raiders: Caught on Camera countr. Presented by Glenn Campbell and
FirPark. Tonight (R) The search for a gang of Shereen Nanjiani.

Sun 11.0 Four in a Bed 1.40 A Place Sky1 Sky Atlantic


in the Sun: Winter Sun 3.50 Time 6.0am Hawaii Five-0 7.0 Road Wars 6.0am Urban Secrets 7.0 Urban
Team 4.50 Time Team 5.55 George 8.0 Monkey Life 8.30 Monkey Life Secrets 8.0 Storm City 9.0 Storm
Clarkes Amazing Spaces 6.55 The 9.0 The Dog Whisperer 10.0 Its Me City 10.0 The West Wing 11.0 The
Secret Life of the Zoo 7.55 Grand or the Dog 11.0 NCIS: Los Angeles West Wing 12.0 Without a Trace
Designs 9.0 Outlander 10.15 My 12.0 Hawaii Five-0 1.0 Hawaii Five- 1.0 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
Daughter the Teenage Nudist 11.20 0 2.0 NCIS: Los Angeles 3.0 NCIS: 2.0 Blue Bloods 3.0 Fish Town
8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown Los Angeles 4.0 Stargate SG-1 5.0 4.0 The West Wing 6.0 Without
12.20 Ramsays Kitchen Futurama 5.30 Modern Family 6.0 a Trace 7.0 CSI: Crime Scene
Nightmares USA 1.20 Outlander Modern Family 6.30 The Simpsons Investigation 8.0 Blue Bloods
2.35 Grand Designs 7.0 The Simpsons 7.30 The 9.0 Tin Star 10.0 Ballers 10.35
Simpsons 8.0 Duck Quacks Dont Insecure 11.30 Tin Star 12.30 The
S4C Digital Echo 9.0 A League of Their Own Newburgh Sting 2.0 The Wire 3.15
6.0am Cyw Do Re Mi Dona 6.15 10.0 The Russell Howard Hour 11.0 Blue Bloods 4.10 The West Wing
Patrol Pawennau 6.30 Halibalw Freddie Down Under 12.0 A League
6.40 Octonots 6.50 Bing 7.0 of Their Own 1.0 The Force: Essex W
Patrol Pawennau 7.15 Ynys Broc 2.0 Hawaii Five-0 3.0 Motorway 6.05am Countryside 999 7.0
Mor Lili 7.20 Meic y Marchog 7.35 Patrol 3.30 Motorway Patrol 4.0 MasterChef Australia 8.0 Extreme
Marcaroni 7.50 Tomos ai Ffrindiau Animal 999 4.30 Animal 999 5.0 Weight Loss 10.0 The Bill 11.0
8.0 Rapsgaliwn 8.15 Plant y Byd The Dog Whisperer Tipping Point 12.0 Tipping
8.20 Y Dywysoges Fach 8.35 Y Point 1.0 River Cottage Veg 2.0
Brodyr Coala 8.45 Abadas 9.0 Wibli Sky Arts MasterChef USA 3.0 Extreme
Sochyn y Mochyn 9.10 Sbridiri 6.0am 2Cellos: Live at Arena Pula Weight Loss 5.0 Tipping Point
9.30 Pingu 9.35 Bobi Jac 9.45 Cei 8.0 Auction 8.30 Watercolour 6.0 Tipping Point 7.0 MasterChef
Bach 10.0 Do Re Mi Dona 10.15 Challenge 9.0 Tales of the Australia 8.0 One Born Every
Patrol Pawennau 10.30 Halibalw Unexpected 10.0 Neil Sedaka: The Minute 9.0 John Bishop: In
10.40 Octonots 10.50 Bing 11.0 Show Goes On 12.0 Discovering: Conversation with Nadiya Hussain
Patrol Pawennau 11.15 Ynys Broc Elizabeth Taylor 1.0 Tales of the 10.0 Russell Howards Good News
Mor Lili 11.20 Meic y Marchog Unexpected 2.0 Auction 2.30 10.40 EastEnders 11.20 One
11.35 Marcaroni 11.50 Tomos ai Watercolour Challenge 3.0 The Born Every Minute 12.20 Russell
Ffrindiau 12.0 Newyddion S4C ar Who: Quadrophenia Live in Howards Good News 1.0 Doctor
Tywydd 12.05 Heno 1.0 Un o Bob London 5.0 Discovering: Coldplay Who 2.0 The Musketeers
Tri 2.0 Newyddion S4C ar Tywydd 5.30 Discovering: Paul Weller 6.0
2.05 Prynhawn Da 3.0 Newyddion Discovering: Marlon Brando 7.0 Yesterday
S4C ar Tywydd 3.05 Iolo yn Rwsia Treasures of the British Library 6.0am Antiques Roadshow 7.10
4.0 Awr Fawr 5.0 Stwnsh Ffeil 8.0 Inside the Actors Studio: Jeff Supersized Earth 8.0 Secrets of
5.05 Pigo Dy Drwyn 5.35 Dennis Daniels 9.0 Drunk Stoned Brilliant War 9.0 Tenko 10.0 Time Team
a Dannedd 5.45 Rygbi Pawb 6.0 Dead: The Story of the National 11.0 Time Team 12.0 Time Team
Newyddion S4C ar Tywydd 6.05 Lampoon 11.0 Sex & the Silver 1.0 Time Team 2.0 Battleplan 3.0
Cwpwrdd Dillad 6.30 Tan 7.0 Screen 12.15 The Art of the Joy of Battleplan 4.0 Sharpe 6.0 Tenko
Heno7.30 Rownd a Rownd 8.0 Sex 1.15 Tales of the Unexpected 7.0 The Underground War 8.0
Pobol y Cwm 8.25 Celwydd Noeth 1.45 Tales of the Unexpected Murder Maps 9.0 Fawlty Towers
9.0 Newyddion 9 ar Tywydd 2.15 Auction 2.45 Watercolour 9.50 Monty Python: Before the
9.30Pawb ai Farn: Datganoli Challenge 3.15 Painting the Modern Flying Circus 11.05 Fawlty Towers
20 10.30 Hansh 11.0 Codi Hwyl Garden Monet to Matisse 5.0 The 11.55 Murder Maps 12.55 The
11.30Llys Nini South Bank Show Originals Underground War 1.55 Battleplan
television Friday 22 16-22 Sep 2017 guide 72

Pick of the day The Live Lounge Show 8pm, BBC4


Clara Amfo introduces this live
Teach My Pet to Do That 8pm, ITV
Last year, Buster the Boxer shot
in-the-studio show, tonight with to fame after going boinngg-
Pink in session. Once queen of the boinngg-boinngg on a trampoline
party anthem, the last decade has for John Lewiss Christmas ad.
brought marriage, motherhood Real name Biff, hes tonights
and after a five-year absence guest on the training show hosted
a reflective and political new by Alexander Armstrong, which
single What About Us. Elsewhere, also features Stinky the pony and
theres more stuff from this year miniature American shepherd
including Harry Styles, the Killers dog Boomer learning how to
and Stormzy whose Live Lounge retrieve their owners mobile
session was a surprisingly worthy, phones. Elsewhere, Elvis the goat
even syrupy thing. Nap time is becomes the star of a dog agility
catered for with selections from show, despite the fact he aint
London Grammar. JR nothing like a Hound Dog. AJC

BBC1 BBC2 ITV


6.0 Breakfast (T) 9.15 Fake 6.0 Flog It! Trade Secrets (T) 6.0 Good Morning Britain (T)
Britain (T) 10.0 Homes (R) 6.30 Fake Britain (T) (R) 8.30 Lorraine (T) 9.25 The
Under the Hammer (T) (R) 7.15 Garden Rescue (T) (R) Jeremy Kyle Show (T) 10.30
11.0 Dom on the Spot (T) 8.0 Sign Zone Gardeners This Morning (T) 12.30
(R) 11.45 Thief Trackers (T) World (T) (R) 9.0 Victoria Loose Women (T) 1.30 ITV
(R) 12.15 Bargain Hunt (T) Derbyshire (T) 11.0 BBC Lunchtime News (T) 1.55
1.0 News; Weather (T) 1.30 Newsroom Live (T) 12.0 Daily Local News (T) 2.0 Judge
Regional News; Weather (T) Politics (T) 1.0 For What Its Rinder (T) 3.0 Dickinsons
1.45 Doctors (T) 2.15 The Worth (T) (R) 1.45 The 100K Real Deal (T) (R) 3.59 Local
Boss (T) 3.0 Escape to the House: Tricks of the Trade (T) News/Weather (T) 4.0
Country (T) 3.45 Garden (R) 2.45 Who Do You Think Tipping Point (T) (R) 5.0 The
Rescue (T) 4.30 Celebrity You Are? (T) (R) 3.45 Great Chase (T) 6.0 Local News
Money for Nothing (T) 5.15 British Railway Journeys (T) 6.30 ITV Evening News
Pointless (T) 6.0 News; (T) (R) 4.15 Earthflight (T) (T) 7.0 Emmerdale (T) 7.30
Weather (T) 6.30 Regional (R) 5.15 Flog It! (T) (R) 6.0 Coronation Street (T)
News; Weather (T) 7.0 Richard Osmans House of
The One Show (T) 7.30 A Games (T) 6.30 Eggheads (T)
Question of Sport (T) (R) 7.0 This Farming Life (T)
8.00

8.0 EastEnders (T) The day of 8.0 Mastermind (T) John 8.0 Teach My Pet to Do That
Stevens funeral arrives, Humphrys invites more (T) Miniature American
butas the mourners contenders to brave the shepherd dog Boomer and
prepare to leave, the family infamous black chair. Stinky the pony are tasked
liaison officer arrives with 8.30 Only Connect (T) Victoria to retrieve and return a
ashocking revelation. Coren Mitchell presents ringing mobile phone.
8.30 Celebrity MasterChef (T) thequiz show. 8.30 Coronation Street
Well-known faces compete 9.0 Gardeners World (T) (T) Johnny reaches a
in the kitchen, whipping up As the Autumn equinox momentous decision.
two dishes from mystery arrives, Monty Don plans for 9.0 Cold Feet (T) Adams
ingredients in a bid to Christmas by planting bulbs attempt to right his sons
impress John and Gregg. to brighten the winter days. wrongs does not go to plan.
10.00

10.0 BBC News at Ten (T) 10.0 Mock the Week (T) 10.0 ITV News at Ten (T)
10.25 BBC Regional News and 10.30 Newsnight;Weather (T) 10.30 Local News (T)
Weather (T) Lottery Update 11.05 The A-Z of Later with 10.45 Bad Move (T) (R) Comedy,
10.35 Would I Lie to You? (T) (R) JoolsHolland: From with Jack Dee and Kerry
11.05 Room 101 (T) (R Adeleto ZZ Top (T) (R) Godliman.
11.35 The NFL Show (T) 12.35 Sign Zone Panorama (T) (R) 11.15 Tonight at the London
12.05 A Few Best Men 1.05 Whitney: Can I Be Palladium (T) (R)
(Stephan Elliott, 2011) (T) Me (Nick Broomfield, Rudi 12.10 Jackpot247 3.0 Storage
Comedy, starring Xavier Dolezal, 2017) (T) The life Hoarders (T) (R) 3.50 ITV
Samuel. 1.40 Weather story of Whitney Houston, Nightscreen
forthe Week Ahead (T) who died in 2012 at the age
1.45BBC News (T) of 48. 2.45 This Is BBC Two.
73 guide 16-22 Sep 2017 Friday 22 television
The Crystal Maze 8pm, Channel 4 Cold Feet 9pm, ITV Gogglebox 9pm, Channel 4
Its nothing like real life which is Last weeks closing revelation Has Gogglebox become a
why we love it, boasts Richard saw the carousel of bittersweet substitute for watching a whole
Ayoade of The Crystal Maze. middle-age inconveniences stop week of telly? With Strictly Come
Hes the perfect host, a fictional at teen pregnancy. The gathering Dancing and The X Factor back
High Priest of nerd-dom, fully of the kids too young to have onscreens, there are plenty of
conscious of the foibles of those a child, and the parents who big, shiny Saturday shows to
members of the human race arent ready to be grandparents, dissect. The cast are as lovable
who need to get out more. This prompts the predictable shouting, as ever, unless youre immune
week, five somewhat excitable speeches, learning and staring into to people who compare Noel
women calling themselves space backed by piano ballads, Fielding to him out of Queen
TheCheerleaders test their but its compassionately handled. and recall Suranne Jones as that
physical and mental strengths Meanwhile, theres a fresh burden woman who once took a shoe
asthey navigate through the for the perpetually overwhelmed to Tracy Barlow in Coronation
mazes Aztec, Medieval, Industrial Pete and Jenny (John Thomson Street. A reliable slice of
and Future zones. DS and Fay Ripley). JS scheduling cosiness. HV

Channel 4 Channel 5 BBC4


6.0 Countdown (T) (R) 6.45 The 6.0 Milkshake! 9.15 The Wright
King of Queens (T) (R) 8.0 Stuff 11.15 Cant Pay? Well
Everybody Loves Raymond Take It Away (T) (R) 12.10
(T) (R) 9.0 Frasier (T) (R) 9.35 5 News Lunchtime (T)
Frasier (T) (R) 10.05 Ramsays 12.15 The Hotel Inspector
Kitchen Nightmares USA (T) (T) (R) 1.10 Access (T)
(R) 11.0 Coast vs Country 1.15 Home and Away (T)
(T) (R) 12.0 News (T) 12.05 1.45 Neighbours (T) 2.15
Couples Come Dine with Me The Mentalist (T) (R) 3.15
(T) (R) 1.05 French Collection Jesse Stone: Benefit of
(T) 2.10 Countdown (T) 3.0 the Doubt (Robert Harmon,
Cheap Cheap Cheap (T) 4.0 2012) (T) 5.0 5 News at 5
A Place in the Sun: Home or (T) 5.30 Neighbours (T) (R)
Away (T) 5.0 Come Dine with 6.0 Home and Away (T) (R)
Me (T) 6.0 The Simpsons (T) 6.30 5 News Tonight (T) 7.0
(R) 6.30 Hollyoaks (T) 7.0 Secrets of the National Trust 7.0 World News Today (T)
News (T) with Alan Titchmarsh (T) (R) 7.30Top of the Pops: 1984
(T) (R)

8.0 The Crystal Maze (T) 8.0 Celebrity 5 Go Motorhoming 8.0 The Live Lounge Show (T)
Richard Ayoade guides (T) Lesley Joseph, Don Pink in session. Plus, the
fivedisproportionately Warrington, Melvyn Hayes, Killers, London Grammar,
excitable young women Nick Heyward and Cleo Harry Styles and Stormzy.
through the Maze. Rocoss final leg of their 9.0 Sisters in Country: Dolly,
9.0 Gogglebox (T) Fly-on- journey. Last in the series. 5 Linda and Emmylou (T) (R)
the-wall series capturing News Update How Dolly Parton, Linda
households instant 9.0 Cruising with Jane Ronstadt and Emmylou
reactions to this weeks TV, McDonald (T) Jane cruises Harriss careers took off.
with the armchair critics around Cuba aboard the 9.55 Country Queens at the
passing judgment from the Celestyal Crystal. Last in BBC (T) (R) Archive
comfort of their own sofas. theseries. performances.

10.0 8 Out of 10 Cats Does 10.0 Michael Jackson: Man in 11.0 Kenny Rogers: Cards on the
Countdown (T) the Mirror (T) (R) Profile Table (T) (R) Documentary
11.05 First Dates (T) (R) exploring the development chronicling Rogers career.
12.10 Back (T) (R) 12.40 The Great from child star to adult 12.0 Top of the Pops: 1984 (T)
British Bake Off: An Extra performer, and how (R) 12.30 Country Kings at
Slice (T) (R) 1.20 The growing up in public had the BBC (T) (R) 1.30 Sisters
Three Stooges (2012) (T) adevastating impact. in Country: Dolly, Linda
Slapstick comedy, with 12.0 SuperCasino (T) 3.10 and Emmylou (T) (R) 2.30
Sean Hayes, Will Sasso and Gotham (T) (R) 4.0 Gotham Country Queens at the BBC
Chris Diamantopoulos. 3.0 (T) 4.45 House Doctor (T) (T) (R)
Electric Dreams: The Hood (R) 5.10 Great Artists (T) (R)
Maker (T) (R) 5.35 Wildlife SOS (T) (R)
television Friday 22 16-22 Sep 2017 guide 74

Pick of the day Professor T 9pm, More4


More catatonic crime-solving
South Park 10pm, Comedy Central
Trey Parker and Matt Stone have
from Professor Jasper Teerlinck, admitted to being somewhat
Belgiums answer to Monk and wrongfooted by the unusual
a man with all the bounteous political events in America.
charm of a rectal thermometer. If Trumps ascent formed the
This weeks case is rather closer uneasy backdrop to season
to his weird, sheet-draped, 20, season 21 finds the pair
hermetically sealed home. determined to get back to basics.
Tamara, the escort with whom As the second episode arrives,
he meets regularly to chat, is its clear that the titular town is
found dead. The police reckon as fantastical as ever this much
its suicide, but not the Prof, who can be deduced from the fact that
neglects to mention he knows the Cartman now has a girlfriend. In
victim in order to ensure his place the light of President Trump, it
on the investigation team. BA seems anything is possible. PH

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Cops 8.0 Cops UK: Bodycam Framed! Gold 9.30 The Ellen
CBBC Squad 9.0 xXx (2002) 11.30 DeGeneres Show 10.20 Below
7.0am Arthur 7.10 Zig and QI 12.30 Mock the Week 1.10 Deck 11.15 Dress to Impress 12.20
Zag 7.25 Danger Mouse 7.35 QI 1.50 Would I Lie to You? At Emmerdale 1.20 Youve Been
MOTD Kickabout: Build-Up Christmas 2.30 8 Out of 10 Cats Framed! Gold 1.50 The Ellen
7.40 Newsround 7.45 Officially 3.0 Parks and Recreation 3.30 DeGeneres Show 2.45 The Jeremy
Amazing 8.0 Now You See It Parks and Recreation 4.0 Home Kyle Show 6.0 Dress to Impress
8.15 Newsround 8.20 Odd Squad Shopping 7.0 Youve Been Framed! Gold Full
8.30 Hacker Time 9.0 Show Me Throttle 8.0 Two and a Half Men
What Youre Made Of: UK 9.30 E4 9.0 The Fast and the Furious
Brain Freeze 9.35 The Dumping 6.0am Hollyoaks 6.30 Rude(ish) (2001) 11.05 Family Guy 12.30
Ground 10.05 4 OClock Club Tube 7.0 Charmed 8.0 Melissa American Dad!
10.30 Lost & Found Music Studios & Joey 9.0 2 Broke Girls 10.0
10.55 Taking the Next Step 11.25 Baby Daddy 11.0 How I Met Your ITV3
Naomis Nightmares of Nature Mother 12.0 The Goldbergs 1.0 6.0am Judge Judy 6.40 Heartbeat
11.50 Young Dracula 12.20 Shaun The Big Bang Theory 2.0 Melissa & 7.40 Where the Heart Is 8.40
the Sheep 12.30 Shaun the Sheep Joey 3.0 Baby Daddy 4.0 2 Broke Wild at Heart 9.40 Judge Judy
12.35 Arthur 12.50 Now You See Girls 5.0 The Goldbergs 6.0 The 11.0 George and Mildred 11.35 On
It 1.0 Hacker Time 1.30 4 OClock Big Bang Theory 7.0 Hollyoaks the Buses 12.40 Barging Round
Club 1.55 Show Me What Youre 7.30 All Star Driving School 8.0 Britain with John Sergeant 1.05
Made Of: UK 2.25 Matilda and the Knight and Day (2010) 10.0 Heartbeat 2.10 Doc Martin 3.10
Ramsay Bunch 2.40 My Life: One Celebs Go Dating 11.10 The Big Wild at Heart 4.15 On the Buses
Way Ticket 3.10 The Joke Machine Bang Theory 12.05 The IT Crowd 5.20 George and Mildred 5.55
3.15 Zig and Zag 3.25 Odd Squad 1.15 Celebs Go Dating 2.25 First Heartbeat 7.0 Murder, She Wrote
3.40 Odd Squad 3.50 Copycats Dates 3.15 Tattoo Fixers: Top 8.0 By Royal Appointment 9.0
4.20 Newsround 4.25 Shark Bites Tatts 4.10 Rude(ish) Tube 4.35 Mr Selfridge 10.0 The Guilty
4.30 Marrying Mum and Dad 5.0 Rude(ish) Tube 5.0 How I Met 11.05 Wycliffe 12.10 The Blonde
Jamie Johnson 5.30 Ice Stars 6.0 Your Mother Bombshell 3.45 Agatha Christies
Danger Mouse 6.15 The Deep Marple
6.35 Zig and Zag 6.50 Scream Film4
Street 7.0 Horrible Histories: 11.0am Mysterious Island ITV4
Mardy Mary Queen of Scots (1961) 1.05 The Mouse That 6.0am British Touring Cars
7.30 Ice Stars 8.0 The Dumping Roared (1959) 2.45 The Crashes and Smashes 6.10 The
Ground 8.30 Jamie Johnson Wonderful Country (1959) 4.45 Car Chasers 6.35 Pawn Stars 6.55
The Three Musketeers (1973) Pawn Stars 7.20 The Avengers
Dave 6.55 Dantes Peak (1997) 8.15 Ironside 9.20 Quincy ME
6.0am Home Shopping 7.0 9.0 RoboCop (2014) 11.15 10.25 Minder 11.30 The Avengers
Scrapheap Challenge 8.10 Kill Your Friends (2015) 1.20 12.35 The Saint 1.45 Ironside 2.50
American Pickers 9.0 Storage The Last Picture Show Quincy ME 3.55 Minder 4.55 The
Hunters UK 9.30 Storage Hunters (1971) Avengers 6.0 The Car Chasers
UK 10.0 American Pickers 11.0 7.0 Pawn Stars 7.30 Pawn Stars
American Pickers 12.0 Jay Lenos ITV2 8.0 Never Say Never Again
Garage 1.0 Top Gear 2.0 Top Gear 6.0am Planets Funniest Animals (1983) 10.40 Assault on
3.0 Brojects in the House 3.30 6.25 Totally Bonkers Guinness Precinct 13 (2005) 12.55 Red
Brojects 4.0 Traffic Cops 5.0 Top World Records 7.15 Below Deck Heat (1988)
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British Sex Survey 2.45 Grand Stargate SG-1 5.0 Futurama 5.30 Wing 5.0 The West Wing
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Dona Direidi 7.50 Sara a Cwac Dog Whisperer Cottage Veg 2.0 MasterChef
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Cacamwnci 11.15 Olobobs 11.20 2.0 Auction 2.30 Watercolour Yesterday
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Prynhawn Da 3.0 Newyddion S4C and Roll 10.30 Tony Viscontis 2.0 Time Team 3.0 Battleplan
ar Tywydd 3.05 Portreadau 3.30 Unsigned Heroes 11.30 The Making 4.0 Battleplan 5.0 Tenko 6.0
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radio 10pm, Radio 2 Greatest Hits with Katie
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4.0 Dance Anthems with
Danny Howard 7.0 MistaJam
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10.0 The Rap Show with
herown programme on Sunday
David Hepworth on morning from the beginning
Charlie Sloth 1.0 DJ Target
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trying to make it as an actor. In
forthe 50th anniversary of Radio Pops 3.0 Zoe Ball 6.0 Liza
his new series of Trip Sheets: Tarbuck 8.0 Trevor Nelson
2 at the end of the month by AnActors Life he recalls his 10.0 Craig Charles 12.0 Ana
recalling the Light Programme near-misses with Broadway and Matronics Disco Devotion
that the channel replaced. In this his close encounters with some 2.0 Showtunes Playlist 3.0
first of two episodes, veterans ofthe stars he met on the way. Playlist: Love Songs 4.0
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when he was drafted in to the singingsection. Andrs Schiff. 1.0 News
Moody Blues in 1966. He brought Radio people cant entirely 1.02 Saturday Classics:
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for his girlfriend. This was called Road Trip (R) 3.0 Sound of
they start doing podcasts.
Nights in White Satin which Cinema. Films about Queen
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subsequently made a fortune them things we dont need, Requests. Saxophonists
for a lot of people. Fifty years like producers and explanatory Gerry Mulligan and Stan
on, Hayward jets in from the voiceovers. Fortunately With Fi Getz. 5.0 Jazz Line-Up:
home in Monaco that the song and Jane features BBC veterans Manu Delago/Greg Foat/
no doubt paid for to talk about Fi Glover and Jane Garvey sitting Tord Gustavsen 6.30 Opera
the groups 1967 album Days of in the BBC cafe, nattering about on 3. Puccinis Turandot
Future Passed for a new series whatever interests them. Adrift from the Royal Opera House.
of Johnnie Walkers Long-Players 9.30 Between the Ears: Bee
With Geoff Lloyd and Annabel Port
Journal (R) 10.0 Hear and
(Wednesday, 11pm, Radio 2). features Absolute Radio escapee Now. Two world premieres
Lynne Truss chooses Joni Geoff and erstwhile colleague from the Bavarian RSOs
Mitchell as My Muse (Monday, Annabel doing something similar. Musica Viva season. 12.0
4pm, Radio 4), recalling the All are appealing individuals with Geoffrey Smiths Jazz. Louis
disapproval of her school music plenty to say, tentatively getting Armstrong as accompanist.
teacher at the beginning of used to their new freedom to 1.0 Through the Night (R)
the 70s. Of course, nowadays talk about anything. But their
teachers would be desperate to Radio 4
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tell their pupils all about Joni 92.4-94.6 MHz; 198kHz
them uneasy about whether to 6.0 News and Papers 6.07
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wished to know. loud. This is not something that Walks Cornwall (R) 6.30
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Kleins guest on Essential Classics whom obey the principle If in 6.57 Weather 7.0 Today 9.0
(Weekdays, 9am, Radio 3). Former doubt, say it. I Saturday Live 10.30 Punt
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PI: Missing Priest (3/4) 11.0 12.40 The Silent Vulcan Motivation 5.0 Vanessa 7.15 Mr Muzak (1/2) 7.45
The Week in Westminster (1/8) 1.0 The Pursuits of Feltz Hiding Out (14/15) 8.0
11.30 From Our Own Darleen Fyles Omnibus More or Less: 15/09/2017
Correspondent 12.0 News (1-5/5) 2.10 Inheritance Radio 3 (R) 8.30 Last Word (R) 9.0
12.01 (LW) Shipping Tracks 2.15 Pam Ayres 7.0 Breakfast 9.0 News Money Box (R) 9.26 Appeal
Forecast 12.04 Money Box Open Road (4/9) 2.45 Tales 9.03 Sunday Morning. (R) 9.30 In Business (R)
12.30 The News Quiz (R) from the Backbench 3.0 The Russian music. 12.0 Private 10.0 The Westminster Hour
12.57 Weather 1.0 News Interviewer Stole the Show Passions. Chris Hadfields 11.0 The Film Programme
1.10 Any Questions?: Vince 4.0 The Old Man 5.30 The space music. 1.0 News (R) 11.30 Something
Cable, Patrick McLoughlin Art of Monarchy (8/8) 1.02 Lunchtime Concert: Understood (R) 12.0 News
(R) 2.0 Any Answers? 2.30 Wigmore Hall Mondays: 12.15 Thinking Allowed (R)
Drama: Trial by Laughter (R) 5 Live Sophie Bevan and Sebastian 12.45 Bells on Sunday (R)
3.30 Tick Box Art (R) 4.0 693, 909 kHz Wybrew (R) 2.0 The Early 12.48 Shipping Forecast
Weekend Womans Hour 5.0 6.0 Saturday Breakfast 9.0 Music Show. Bach in Cothen. 1.0 As World Service 5.20
Saturday PM 5.30 iPM (R) Danny Baker 11.0 Fighting 3.0 Choral Evensong (R) 4.0 Shipping Forecast 5.30
5.54 Shipping Forecast 5.57 Talk 12.0 5 Live Sport 12.30 Choir and Organ. Elgars News 5.43 Prayer for the
Weather 6.0 News 6.15 Premier League Football Sea Pictures. 5.0 Sunday Day 5.45 Farming Today
Loose Ends 7.0 Profile 7.15 2017-18 2.30 5 Live Sport Feature: Robert Lowell. 5.58 Tweet of the Day
Saturday Review 9.0 Drama: 3.0 Premier League Football Profile of the poet. 6.0 In
Reading Europe Italy: 2017-18 5.0 Sports Report Concert: Rattle at Radio 3. Radio 4 Extra
Those Who Leave and Those 6.0 6-0-6 8.0 Puttin on the Berliozs The Damnation 6.0 South Riding Omnibus
Who Stay (R) 10.0 News Glitz: The Strictly Story 9.0 of Faust. 9.0 Drama on 3: (11-15/15) 7.15 Mr
10.15 Unreliable Evidence: Stephen Nolan 12.0 5 Live The Mother. Florian Zellers Reginald Peacocks Day
Housing Law (R) 11.0 in Short (R) 1.0 Up All Night award-winning play. 10.15 7.30 Count Arthur Strongs
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2 (R) 11.30 Ian Sansom Is Freiburg Baroque Orchestra Life with the Lyons 8.30
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(R) 12.48 Shipping Forecast 7.0 Mary Anne Hobbs 10.0 the Night (R) (1-5/5) 10.10 The Listening
1.0 As World Service 5.20 The Huey Show 1.0 Liz Project 10.15 Desert Island
Shipping Forecast 5.30 Kershaw 3.0 Gilles Peterson Radio 4 Discs Revisited Rock and
News 5.43 Bells on Sunday 6.0 The Craig Charles Funk 6.0 News Headlines 6.05 Pop Stars 11.0 The Moth
5.45 Profile (R) and Soul Show 9.0 The Something Understood Radio Hour (8/8) 11.55
Tom Robinson Show 12.0 6.35 On Your Farm (10/10) Inheritance Tracks 12.0
Radio 4 Extra The Freak Zone Playlist 1.0 6.57 Weather 7.0 News 7.0 Life with the Lyons 12.30 A
Digital only The Evolution of John Peel Sunday Papers 7.10 Sunday Life of Bliss (3/6) 1.0 South
6.0 The Old Man 7.30 The 1990s (3/5) 2.0 6 Music 7.55 Appeal: Practical Riding Omnibus (11-15/15)
Art of Monarchy (8/8) Recommends: The New Action 7.57 Weather 8.0 2.15 Mr Reginald Peacocks
8.0 The Interviewer Stole Music Playlist 3.0 Live Hour News 8.0 Sunday Papers Day 2.30 Crime Down Under
the Show 9.0 4 Extra at 4.0 The Harlem Timeline 8.10 Sunday Worship 8.48 A (6-10/10) 3.45 Open or
Bletchley Park 12.0 Winston (2/4) 5.0 Chris Hawkins Point of View: 15/09/2017 Wrapped? (5/5) 4.0 Getting
(1/6) 12.30 Hancocks (R) 8.58 Tweet of the to Know Mr Schmeigelow
Half Hour (4/14) 1.0 The Sunday 17 Day (R) 9.0 Broadcasting 5.0 Poetry Extra (1/4) 5.30
Pursuits of Darleen Fyles House 10.0 The Archers Count Arthur Strongs Radio
Omnibus (1-5/5) 2.10 Radio 1 (R) 11.15 Desert Island Show! (3/6) 6.0 Aliens in
Inheritance Tracks 2.15 6.0 Dev 10.0 Greatest Discs: Paul Greengrass the Mind (6/6) 6.30 The
Pam Ayres Open Road Hits with Katie Thistleton 12.0 News 12.01 (LW) Weirdstone of Brisingamen
(4/9) 2.45 Tales from 1.0 Alice Levine 4.0 Cel Shipping Forecast 12.04 (1/4) 7.0 The Moth Radio
the Backbench 3.0 The Spellman 6.0 Most Played Just a Minute (R) 12.30 The Hour (8/8) 7.55 Inheritance
Interviewer Stole the Show 7.0 Rock Show with Daniel P Food Programme 12.57 Tracks 8.0 South and West
4.0 The Old Man 5.30 The Carter 10.0 Phil Taggart 1.0 Weather 1.0 The World Omnibus (1-5/5) 9.10
Art of Monarchy (8/8) 6.0 Monki 4.0 Adele Roberts This Weekend 1.30 From The Listening Project 9.15
The Twilight Zone (1/16) Our Home Correspondent Desert Island Discs Revisited
6.40 The Silent Vulcan (1/8) Radio 2 2.0 Gardeners Question 10.0 Count Arthur Strongs
7.0 4 Extra at Bletchley Park 6.0 The Sunday Hour 7.0 Time (R) 2.45 The Listening Radio Show! (3/6) 10.30
10.0 Andrew Lawrence: Clare Balding 9.0 Steve Project (R) 3.02 Drama: Think the Unthinkable (3/5)
How Did We End Up Like Wright 11.0 Michael Ball Midnights Children (5/5) 11.0 Newsjack (1/6) 11.30
This? (6/6) 10.30 The 1.0 Elaine Paige 3.0 Johnnie 4.0 News 4.02 Open Book Beauty of Britain (6/6) 12.0
Jason Byrne Show (4/6) Walker 5.0 Paul OGrady 4.30 Make It Real 5.0 File on Aliens in the Mind (6/6)
11.0 Hardeep at the Stand 7.0 Claudia on Sunday 9.0 4: The Secrets of Smyllum 12.30 The Weirdstone of
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Episodes of Mash (3/4) 12.0 (R) 2.0 Blues Playlist 3.0 Weather 6.0 News 6.15 Pick 15/15) 2.15 Mr Reginald
The Twilight Zone (1/16) Pop Ballads 4.0 Monday of the Week 7.0 The Archers Peacocks Day 2.30 Crime
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3.45 Open or Wrapped? Playlist: Hidden Treasures (7/8) 7.0 The Archers 7.15 of Hard Knocks (6/6) 11.0
(5/5) 4.0 Getting to Know 5.0 Vanessa Feltz Front Row 7.45 Just a Girl. The News Quiz Extra (2/8)
Mr Schmeigelow 5.0 Poetry By Mark Davies Markham. 11.45 Armstrong & Miller
Extra (1/4) 5.30 Count Radio 3 (1/5) 8.0 The Frontline (2/4) 12.0 Guards! Guards!
Arthur Strongs Radio Show! 6.30 Breakfast 9.0 Prince 8.30 Crossing (1/6) 12.30 A Good Read
(3/6) Essential Classics With Continents: Dawn to Dusk (9/10) 1.0 Paul Temple and
Vivienne Westwood. 12.0 in Bidi Bidi (R) 9.0 Natural the Gregory Affair (1/10)
5 Live Composer of the Week: Histories: Nightingale (R) 1.30 The Medal Makers 2.0
6.0 Sunday Breakfast 9.0 Purcell Sound the Trumpet 9.30 Start the Week (R) The Betrayal (1/10) 2.15
SportsWeek 10.0 Pienaars (1/5) 1.0 News 1.02 9.59 Weather 10.0 The Charisma: Pinning Down
Politics 11.0 5 Live Lunchtime Concert. Viol World Tonight 10.45 Short the Butterfly (10/10) 2.30
Investigates 12.0 5 Live consort Fretwork performs Works: Some Trick with Young Victoria (1/10)
Sport 12.15 MOTD2 Extra Bachs The Art of Fugue. 2.0 Elastic. By KJ Orr. (1/5) 2.45 Brooklyn (1/10) 3.0
1.0 Formula 1 3.0 5 Live Afternoon Concert: Monday. 11.0 Word of Mouth: Eat The Pallisers (8/12) 4.0
Sport 4.0 Premier League The BBCSSO performs My Words (R) 11.30 A Good Hidden Treasures (6/8) 4.30
Football 6.0 6-0-6 7.30 Dvok, Mendelssohn, Read: Michael Grade & Gia Getting Nowhere Fast (4/6)
Jane Garvey 10.0 Stephen Arnold, Haydn, Mozart and Milinovich (R) 12.0 News 5.0 Says on the Tin (3/6)
Nolan 1.0 Up All Night 4.30 Tchaikovsky. 4.30 In Tune: 12.30 Following Pappano 5.30 Just a Minute (6/8)
Formula 1 5.0 Morning Septura 6.30 Composer of (R) 12.48 Shipping Forecast
Reports 5.15 Wake Up to the Week: Purcell (R) 7.30 1.0 As World Service 5.20 5 Live
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The BBC SSO performs News 5.43 Prayer for the Live Daily with Adrian Chiles
6 Music Walton, Tippett and James Day 5.45 Farming Today 1.0 Afternoon Edition 4.0 5
7.0 Mary Anne Hobbs MacMillan. 10.0 Music 5.58 Tweet of the Day Live Drive 7.0 The Monday
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The Evolution of John to pianist Andrs Schiff. Radio 4 Extra and Vaughan Cricket Show
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6.30 Chris Evans 9.30 Ken Drama: Rumpole and the 5.30 Just a Minute (6/8) James 5.45 Newsbeat
Bruce 12.0 Jeremy Vine Way Through the Woods 6.0 Guards! Guards! (1/6) 6.0 Greg James 7.0 Annie
2.0 Steve Wright 5.0 Simon (1/3) 3.0 Counterpoint: 6.30 A Good Read (9/10) Mac 9.0 Radio 1 & 1Xtras
Mayo 7.0 The Blues Show Semi-final 3 (12/13) 3.30 7.0 To the Manor Born Stories Heroes with
with Paul Jones 8.0 Jo BBC National Short Story (8/10) 7.30 Dads Army Annie Nightingale 10.02
Whiley 10.0 The Story of Award 2017 (1/5) 4.0 My (3/26) 8.0 Paul Temple Huw Stephens 1.0 Annie
the Light 11.0 Johnnie Muse Lynne Truss on Joni and the Gregory Affair Nightingale 4.0 Adele
Walkers Long-Players Mitchell (1/3) 4.30 Beyond (1/10) 8.30 The Medal Roberts
12.0 Johnnie Walkers Belief: 18/09/2017 (6/7) Makers 9.0 The Listener
Sounds of the 70s (R) 2.0 5.0 PM 5.54 (LW) Shipping (1/5) 9.15 Michael and Me Radio 2
Jazz Playlists 3.0 Playlists: Forecast 5.57 Weather 6.0 10.0 Just a Minute (6/8) 6.30 Chris Evans 9.30 Ken
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Bruce 12.0 Jeremy Vine for the Prosecution. By Man At Wembley (2/4) 5.0 James 5.45 Newsbeat
2.0 Steve Wright 5.0 Simon John Mortimer. (2/3) 3.0 Double Science (4/6) 5.30 6.0 Greg James 7.0 Annie
Mayo 7.0 Jamie Cullum (FM) Short Cuts: Lost in The Tim Vine Chat Show Mac 9.0 The Surgery with
8.0 Jo Whiley 10.0 Johnnie Translation (6/7) 3.30 (FM) (1/6) 6.0 Guards! Guards! Gemma & Dr Radha 10.02
Walker Meets the BBCs Pop BBC National Short Story (2/6) 6.30 That Reminds Me Huw Stephens 1.0 Benji B
Pioneers 11.0 Nigel Ogden: Award 2017 (2/5) 4.0 (FM) (2/6) 7.0 Listen to Les 7.30 4.0 Adele Roberts
The Organist Entertains Word of Mouth (2/7) 4.30 The Men from the Ministry
11.30 Listen to the Band (FM) Great Lives: Andrea 8.0 Paul Temple and the Radio 2
12.0 Sounds of the 80s (R) Catherwood on Constance Gregory Affair (2/10) 8.30 6.30 Chris Evans 9.30
2.0 Folk Playlist 3.0 Playlist:
Markievicz (8/9) 5.0 (FM) Footlight Fairies 9.0 The Ken Bruce 12.0 Jeremy
90s Hits 4.0 Wednesday PM 5.54 (LW) Shipping Listener (2/5) 9.15 Rock Vine 2.0 Steve Wright 5.0
Workout 5.0 Vanessa Feltz Forecast 5.57 (LW) Test and Doris and Elizabeth 10.0 Simon Mayo 7.0 The Folk
Match Special 5.57 (FM) The Tim Vine Chat Show Show with Mark Radcliffe
Radio 3 Weather 6.0 (FM) News (1/6) 10.30 The Gambler 8.0 Jo Whiley 10.0 Bryan
6.30 Breakfast. With 6.30 (FM) The Tim Vine (1/4) 11.0 Alun Cochranes Adams: A Birthday Portrait
Petroc Trelawny. 9.0 Chat Show (2/6) 7.0 (FM) Fun House (1/4) 11.30 The 11.0 Johnnie Walkers
Essential Classics. Vivienne The Archers 7.15 (FM) Front Shuttleworths (3/6) 11.45 Long-Players 12.0 Pick
Westwood. 12.0 Composer Row 7.45 (FM) Just a Girl. Hamish and Dougal: Youll of the Pops (R) 2.0 Country
of the Week: Purcell: By Mark Davies Markham. Have Had Your Tea (3/6) Playlist 3.0 Playlist: Easy
London Calling (2/5) 1.0 (2/5) 8.0 (FM) File on 4: 12.0 Guards! Guards! (2/6) 4.0 Radio 2 Rocks 5.0
News 1.02 Lunchtime Paralympic Sport Fair 12.30 That Reminds Me Vanessa Feltz
Concert: Fishguard and Play? (2/10) 8.30 (LW) (2/6) 1.0 Paul Temple and
Machynlleth festivals File on 4 8.40 In Touch the Gregory Affair (2/10) Radio 3
2017. Fontana, Bach and 9.0 Inside Health 9.30 The 1.30 Footlight Fairies 2.0 6.30 Breakfast 9.0 Essential
Schumann. 2.0 Afternoon Life Scientific (R) 10.0 The Betrayal (2/10) 2.15 Classics. With Vivienne
Concert: BBC Scottish The World Tonight 10.45 Student Bibles (1/5) 2.30 Westwood. 12.0 Composer
Symphony Orchestra. Short Works. Bearded by Young Victoria (2/10) 2.45 of the Week: Purcell Take
Butterworth, MacMillan, Ross Raisin. (2/5) 11.0 Brooklyn (2/10) 3.0 The Me to Church (3/5) 1.0
Elgar and Ravel. 4.30 In Spotlight Tonight with Nish Pallisers (9/12) 4.0 The 99p News 1.02 Lunchtime
Tune. Gavin Bryars and Nick Kumar (1/4) 11.30 A Good Challenge (5/6) 4.30 Our Concert: Fishguard and
Cooper. 6.30 Composer of Read (R) 12.0 News 12.30 Man At Wembley (2/4) 5.0 Machynlleth Festivals 2017.
the Week: Purcell (R) 7.30 Following Pappano (R) Double Science (4/6) 5.30 Leonarda and Tchaikovsky.
In Concert: St Albans Organ 12.48 Shipping Forecast Tim Vine Chat Show (1/6) 2.0 Afternoon Concert: BBC
Festival 10.0 Free Thinking: 1.0 As World Service 5.20 SSO. Rossini, Sandstrom
Diplomacy 10.45 The Essay: Shipping Forecast 5.30 5 Live and Beethoven. 3.30 Choral
Trip Sheets 2 An Actors News 5.43 Prayer for the 6.0 Breakfast 10.0 5 Live Evensong. Live from the
Life: Cab Driving Dog Days Day 5.45 Farming Today Daily with Adrian Chiles 1.0 Church of the London
(2/5) 11.0 Late Junction 5.58 Tweet of the Day Afternoon Edition 4.0 5 Live Oratory. 4.30 In Tune. With
12.30 Through the Night Drive 7.0 5 Live Sport 7.45 Esther Yoo and Ivan Ilic.
Radio 4 Extra Carabao Cup Football 10.30 6.30 Composer of the Week:
Radio 4 6.0 Paul Temple and the Phil Williams 1.0 Up All Purcell (R) 7.30 In Concert.
6.0 Today 8.30 (LW) Gregory Affair (2/10) Night 5.0 Morning Reports The Nash Ensemble. Music
Yesterday in Parliament 6.30 Footlight Fairies 7.0 5.15 Wake Up to Money by Stravinsky, Maxwell
9.0 The Life Scientific Double Science (4/6) 7.30 Davies, Goehr, Birtwistle
9.30 One to One: Nature Tim Vine Chat Show (1/6) 6 Music and Casken. 10.0 Free
Cure (2/7) 9.45 (LW) 8.0 Listen to Les 8.30 The 7.0 Shaun Keaveny 10.0 Thinking: Royal Society
Daily Service 9.45 (FM) Men from the Ministry Lauren Laverne 1.0 Science Book Prize. The
Following Pappano (2/5) 9.0 The News Quiz Extra Radcliffe and Maconie 4.0 writing of science. 10.45
10.0 Womans Hour 11.0 (2/8) 9.45 Armstrong Steve Lamacq 7.0 Marc The Essay: Trip Sheets 2 An
Natural Histories: Baobab & Miller (2/4) 10.0 The Riley 9.0 Gideon Coe 12.0 Actors Life (3/5) 11.0 Late
(16/25) 11.30 Laverne Pallisers (9/12) 11.0 The 6 Recommends with Tom Junction. A Jean-Michel
in the Willows (R) 12.0 Listener (2/5) 11.15 Rock Ravenscroft 1.0 The Musical Basquiat Special. 12.30
News 12.01 (LW) Shipping and Doris and Elizabeth History of Greenwich Village Through the Night (R)
Forecast 12.04 Home Front: 12.0 Listen to Les 12.30 (1/2) 2.0 The Thrill of It All:
19 September 1917 Kitty The Men from the Ministry The Roxy Music Story 2.30 Radio 4
Lumley 12.15 (LW) Test 1.0 Paul Temple and the Live Hour 3.30 6 Musics 6.0 Today 8.30 (LW)
Match Special: England v Gregory Affair (2/10) Jukebox 5.0 Chris Hawkins Yesterday in Parliament
West Indies 12.15 (FM) 1.30 Footlight Fairies 2.0 9.0 A Choral History
Call You and Yours 12.57 The Betrayal (2/10) 2.15 Wednesday 20 of Britain Singing for
(FM) Weather 1.0 (FM) Student Bibles (1/5) 2.30 Solidarity (1/4) 9.30
The World at One 1.45 Young Victoria (2/10) 2.45 Radio 1 Owning Colour: Blue (R)
(FM) Join the Dots (2/5) Brooklyn (2/10) 3.0 The 6.33 Nick Grimshaw 10.0 9.45 (LW) Daily Service
2.0 (FM) The Archers (R) Pallisers (9/12) 4.0 The 99p Clara Amfo 12.45 Newsbeat 9.45 (FM) Following
2.15 (FM) Drama: Rumpole Challenge (5/6) 4.30 Our 1.0 Scott Mills 4.0 Greg Pappano (3/5) 10.0
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Womans Hour 10.56 The Want to Disappear 12.0 The Thursday 21 Home Front (39/40) 12.15
Listening Project 11.0 Navy Lark (13/16) 12.30 (LW) Test Match Special
The Frontline Prince (R) Hancocks Half Hour (5/14) Radio 1 12.15 (FM) You and Yours
11.30 Relativity (3/4) 1.0 Paul Temple and the 6.33 Nick Grimshaw 10.0 12.57 (FM) Weather 1.0
12.0 News 12.01 (LW) Gregory Affair (3/10) 1.30 Clara Amfo 12.45 Newsbeat (FM) The World at One
Shipping Forecast 12.04 The Voices of Robert Wyatt 1.0 Scott Mills 4.0 Greg 1.45 (FM) Join the Dots:
Home Front: 20 September 2.0 The Betrayal (3/10) James 5.45 Newsbeat 6.0 Playing the Dot (4/5) 2.0
1917 (38/40) 12.15 You 2.15 Student Bibles (2/5) Greg James 7.0 Annie Mac (FM) The Archers (R) 2.15
and Yours 1.0 The World at 2.30 Young Victoria (3/10) 9.0 Artist Takeover with The (FM) doyouwishtocontinue
One 1.45 Join the Dots: The 2.45 Brooklyn (3/10) 3.0 xx 10.02 Residency Logan (R) 3.0 (FM) Ramblings:
Language of Dots (3/5) 1.56 The Pallisers (10/12) 4.0 Sama 12.0 Residency Listeners Walks: Blaneau
Weather 2.0 The Archers Genius (4/6) 4.30 Winston Jessy Lanza 1.0 Toddla T 4.0 Ffestiniog (2/6) 3.27 (FM)
(R) 2.15 Drama: Rumpole (2/6) 5.0 Odd Balls (4/4) Adele Roberts Appeal: Practical Action
and The Quacks (3/3) 3.0 5.30 Ankle Tag (4/4) 6.0 (R) 3.30 (FM) BBC National
Money Box Live 3.30 BBC Guards! Guards! (3/6) Radio 2 Short Story Award 2017
National Short Story Award 6.30 Off the Page 7.0 The 6.30 Chris Evans 9.30 Ken (4/5) 4.0 (FM) The Film
2017 (3/5) 4.0 Thinking Navy Lark (13/16) 7.30 Bruce 12.0 Jeremy Vine Programme 4.30 (FM) BBC
Allowed 4.30 The Media Hancocks Half Hour (5/14) 2.0 Steve Wright 5.0 Simon Inside Science 5.0 (FM)
Show 4.56 The Listening 8.0 Paul Temple and the Mayo 7.0 Bob Harris Country PM 5.54 (LW) Shipping
Project: Keiran and Katie Gregory Affair (3/10) 8.30 8.0 Jo Whiley 10.0 Arts Forecast 5.57 (LW) Test
5.0 PM 6.0 News 6.30 John The Voices of Robert Wyatt Show with Jonathan Ross Match Special 5.57 (FM)
Shuttleworths Lounge 9.0 The Listener (3/5) 9.15 12.0 Craig Charles House Weather 6.0 (FM) News
Music (R) 7.0 The Archers So You Want to Disappear Party (R) 2.0 Tracks of My 6.30 (FM) Women Talking
7.15 Front Row 7.45 (LW) 10.0 Ankle Tag (4/4) 10.30 Years Playlist 3.0 Playlist: About Cars: Esther Rantzen
Just a Girl. By Mark Davies The Secret World (5/6) Have A Great Weekend 4.0 (3/4) 7.0 (FM) The Archers
Markham. (3/5) 7.45 11.0 Spotlight Tonight with Playlist: Feelgood Friday 5.0 7.15 (FM) Front Row 7.45
(FM) Just a Girl (3/5) 8.0 Nish Kumar (1/4) 11.30 Vanessa Feltz (FM) Just a Girl. By Mark
Unreliable Evidence (2/4) The Nick Revell Show (6/6) Davies Markham. (4/5) 8.0
8.45 David Baddiel Tries to 12.0 Guards! Guards! (3/6) Radio 3 (FM) The Briefing Room
Understand: Bitcoin (3/6) 12.30 Off the Page 1.0 Paul 6.30 Breakfast 9.0 Essential 8.30 In Business (8/9) 9.0
9.0 Costing the Earth: Temple and the Gregory Classics. With Vivienne BBC Inside Science 9.30
Fight the Power 9.30 A Affair (3/10) 1.30 The Westwood. 12.0 Composer In Our Time (R) 10.0 The
Choral History of Britain Voices of Robert Wyatt 2.0 of the Week: Purcell: Music World Tonight 10.45 Short
(R) 9.59 Weather 10.0 The The Betrayal (3/10) 2.15 for a While or Orpheus Works. The Cold God of Bad
World Tonight 10.45 Short Student Bibles (2/5) 2.30 Britannicus (4/5) 1.0 Luck by Colin Barrett. (4/5)
Works. Dear Mister Burke, Young Victoria (3/10) 2.45 News 1.02 Lunchtime 11.0 Bunk Bed (5/6) 11.15
by Tea Obreht. (3/5) 11.0 Brooklyn (3/10) 3.0 The Concert: Fishguard and Elvis McGonagall Takes a
Charlotte and Lillian: The Pallisers (10/12) 4.0 Genius Machynlleth Festivals Look on the Bright Side
Introduction (1/4) 11.15 (4/6) 4.30 Winston (2/6) 2017. Veracini, Brahms and (R) 11.30 A Good Read (R)
Before They Were Famous 5.0 Odd Balls (4/4) 5.30 Schubert. 2.0 Afternoon 12.0 News 12.30 Following
(R) 11.30 A Good Read: Ankle Tag (4/4) Concert. Donizettis La Pappano (4/5) 12.48
Ian Rankin & Joe Boyd (R) Fille du Regiment. 4.30 Shipping Forecast 1.0 As
11.55 The Listening Project 5 Live In Tune 6.0 Composer of World Service 5.20 Shipping
12.0 News 12.30 Following 6.0 Breakfast 10.0 Emma the Week: Purcell (R) 7.0 Forecast 5.30 News 5.43
Pappano (3/5) 12.45 Sailing Barnett 1.0 Afternoon In Concert. Simon Rattle Prayer for the Day 5.45
By 12.48 Shipping Forecast Edition 4.0 5 Live Drive 7.0 conducts Stravinsky. 10.0 Farming Today 5.58 Tweet
1.0 As World Service 5.20 5 Live Sport 7.45 Carabao Free Thinking. Bernard of the Day
Shipping Forecast 5.30 Cup Football 10.30 Phil MacLaverty talks about
News 5.43 Prayer for the Williams 1.0 Up All Night his new novel. 10.45 The Radio 4 Extra
Day 5.45 Farming Today 5.0 Morning Reports 5.15 Essay: Trip Sheets 2 An 6.0 Paul Temple and the
5.58 Tweet of the Day Wake Up to Money Actors Life (4/5) 11.0 LateGregory Affair (4/10) 6.30
Junction: Steve Tibbetts O Lucky Man! 7.0 Double
Radio 4 Extra 6 Music 12.30 Through the Night Income, No Kids Yet (4/6)
6.0 Paul Temple and the 7.0 Shaun Keaveny 10.0 7.30 Women Talking About
Gregory Affair (3/10) 6.30 Lauren Laverne 1.0 Radio 4 Cars (2/4) 8.0 Stop Messing
The Voices of Robert Wyatt Radcliffe and Maconie 4.0 6.0 Today 9.0 In Our Time About! (9/13) 8.30 The
7.0 Odd Balls (4/4) 7.30 Steve Lamacq 7.0 Marc 9.45 (LW) Daily Service 9.45 Goon Show 9.0 Whispers
Ankle Tag (4/4) 8.0 The Riley 9.0 Gideon Coe 12.0 (FM) Following Pappano (5/6) 9.30 Semi Circles
Navy Lark (13/16) 8.30 6 Recommends with Mary (4/5) 10.0 Womans Hour (5/6) 10.0 The Pallisers
Hancocks Half Hour (5/14) Anne Hobbs 1.0 The Musical 11.0 Crossing Continents: (11/12) 11.0 The Listener
9.0 Genius (4/6) 9.30 History of Greenwich Village Panamas Vanishing Islands (4/5) 11.15 Rumpole and
Winston (2/6) 10.0 The (2/2) 2.0 The Thrill of It All: (9/9) 11.30 Art in Miniature the Old Boy Net 12.0 Stop
Pallisers (10/12) 11.0 The The Roxy Music Story 2.30 12.0 News 12.01 (LW) Messing About! (9/13)
Listener (3/5) 11.15 So You Live Hour 3.30 6 Musics Shipping Forecast 12.04 12.30 The Goon Show 1.0
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Paul Temple and the Gregory Friday 22 Cross Signal Problem (R) (5/10) 2.15 Student Bibles
Affair (4/10) 1.30 O Lucky 12.0 News 12.01 (LW) (4/5) 2.30 Young Victoria
Man! 2.0 The Betrayal Radio 1 Shipping Forecast 12.04 (5/10) 2.45 Brooklyn
(4/10) 2.15 Student Bibles 6.33 Nick Grimshaw 10.0 Home Front: 22 September (5/10) 3.0 The Pallisers
(3/5) 2.30 Young Victoria Clara Amfo 12.45 Newsbeat 1917 (40/40) 12.15 Four (12/12) 4.0 The Motion
(4/10) 2.45 Brooklyn 1.0 Scott Mills 4.0 The Seasons: Autumn 12.18 You Show (2/6) 4.30 After
(4/10) 3.0 The Pallisers Official Chart with Greg and Yours 1.0 The World at Henry (5/8) 5.0 Hazelbeach
(11/12) 4.0 Whispers (5/6) James 5.45 Newsbeat 6.0 One 1.43 Four Seasons 1.45 (1/6) 5.30 Mr Muzak (1/2)
4.30 Semi Circles (5/6) Dance Anthems with Greg Join the Dots: The Dancing 6.0 Guards! Guards! (5/6)
5.0 Double Income, No James 7.0 Annie Mac 10.0 Dot (5/5) 2.0 The Archers 6.30 Soul Music (1/5) 7.0
Kids Yet (4/6) 5.30 Women Pete Tong 1.0 B.Traits 4.0 2.15 Drama: Lying Low 3.0 Im Sorry Ill Read That
Talking About Cars (2/4) Essential Mix Gardeners Question Time: Again (8/14) 7.30 Brothers
6.0 Guards! Guards! (4/6) 70th Anniversary Garden in Law (7/13) 8.0 Paul
6.30 Great Lives 7.0 Stop Radio 2 Party 3.30 BBC National Temple and the Gregory
Messing About! (9/13) 7.30 6.30 Chris Evans 9.30 Ken Short Story Award 2017 Affair (5/10) 8.30 The Ice
The Goon Show 8.0 Paul Bruce 12.0 Jeremy Vine (5/5) 4.0 Four Seasons Mountain 9.0 The Listener
Temple and the Gregory 2.0 Steve Wright 5.0 Simon 4.03 Last Word 4.30 More (5/5) 9.15 Rumpole and
Affair (4/10) 8.30 O Lucky Mayo 7.0 Tony Blackburns or Less (5/6) 5.0 PM 5.54 the Sleeping Partners (2/2)
Man! 9.0 The Listener (4/5) Golden Hour 8.0 Friday (LW) Shipping Forecast 5.57 10.0 Comedy Club: Mr
9.15 Rumpole and the Night Is Music Night (R) Weather 5.58 Four Seasons Muzak (1/2) 10.30 Mitch
Old Boy Net 10.0 Women 10.0 Sounds of the 80s 12.0 6.0 News 6.30 The News Benns Crimes Against
Talking About Cars (2/4) Anneka Rice: The Happening Quiz (3/8) 7.0 The Archers Music (3/4) 11.0 Life: An
10.30 Newsjack (2/6) 11.0 (20) 2.0 Funky Soul Playlist 7.15 Front Row 7.45 (LW) Idiots Guide (3/4) 11.30
Big Booth Too (4/6) 11.30 3.0 Playlist: New to 2 4.0 Just a Girl. By Mark Davies World of Pub (1/4) 12.0
The Museum of Everything 21st Century Songs 5.0 Markham. (5/5) 7.45 (FM) Guards! Guards! (5/6) 12.30
(6/6) 12.0 Guards! Guards! Huey on Saturday Just a Girl (5/5) 8.0 Any Soul Music (1/5) 1.0 Paul
(4/6) 12.30 Great Lives 1.0 Questions? 8.50 A Point Temple and the Gregory
Paul Temple and the Gregory Radio 3 of View 9.0 Home Front Affair (5/10) 1.30 The Ice
Affair (4/10) 1.30 O Lucky 6.30 Breakfast 9.0 Essential Omnibus (36-40/40) 10.0 Mountain 2.0 The Betrayal
Man! 2.0 The Betrayal Classics: Vivienne Westwood The World Tonight 10.45 (5/10) 2.15 Student Bibles
(4/10) 2.15 Student Bibles 12.0 Composer of the Short Works: Memento Mori (4/5) 2.30 Young Victoria
(3/5) 2.30 Young Victoria Week: Purcell: What Power (5/5) 11.0 Great Lives: (5/10) 2.45 Brooklyn
(4/10) 2.45 Brooklyn Art Thou? (5/5) 1.0 News Andrea Catherwood on (5/10) 3.0 The Pallisers
(4/10) 3.0 The Pallisers 1.02 Lunchtime Concert: Constance Markievicz (R) (12/12) 4.0 The Motion
(11/12) 4.0 Whispers (5/6) Fishguard and Machynlleth 11.30 A Good Read: Fraser Show (2/6) 4.30 After
4.30 Semi Circles (5/6) 5.0 Festivals 2017. The Nelson & Adam Mars-Jones Henry (5/8) 5.0 Hazelbeach
Double Income, No Kids Yet Vienna Piano Trio perform (R) 11.55 Four Seasons (1/6) 5.30 Mr Muzak (1/2)
(4/6) 5.30 Women Talking Beethoven. 2.0 Afternoon 12.0 News 12.30 Following
About Cars (2/4) Concert: BBC Scottish Pappano (R) 12.48 Shipping 5 Live
Symphony Orchestra. Forecast 1.0 As World 6.0 5 Live Breakfast 10.0
5 Live Rachmaninov, Rimsky- Service 5.20 Shipping 5 Live Daily with Emma
6.0 Breakfast 10.0 Chris Korsakov and Walton. 4.30 Forecast 5.30 News 5.43 Barnett 1.0 The Friday
Warburton 1.0 Afternoon In Tune 6.30 Composer of Prayer for the Day 5.45 iPM Sports Panel 2.0 Kermode
Edition 4.0 5 Live Drive the Week: Purcell (R) 7.30 and Mayos Film Review
7.0 5 Live Sport 8.0 5 Live In Concert. Bachs Goldberg Radio 4 Extra 4.0 5 Live Drive 7.0 5 Live
Sport: To Helmand and Variations, performed by 6.0 Paul Temple and the Sport: The Friday Football
Back (R) 9.0 5 Live Sport Lars Vogt. 10.0 The Verb. Gregory Affair (5/10) Social 10.0 Stephen Nolan
10.0 Question Time Extra Ian McMillan live from 6.30 The Ice Mountain 7.0 1.0 Up All Night 5.0 5 Live
Time 1.0 Up All Night 5.0 Hull. 10.45 The Essay: Trip Hazelbeach (1/6) 7.30 Mr Boxing with Costello &
Morning Reports 5.15 Wake Sheets 2 An Actors Life Muzak (1/2) 8.0 Im Sorry Bunce 5.30 5 Live Sport :
Up to Money (5/5) 11.0 World on 3. Sefo Ill Read That Again (8/14) The Football Social
Kanuteh in session. 1.0 8.30 Brothers in Law (7/13)
6 Music Through the Night 9.0 The Motion Show (2/6) 6 Music
7.0 Shaun Keaveny 10.0 9.30 After Henry (5/8) 10.0 7.0 Shaun Keaveny 10.0
Lauren Laverne 1.0 Radio 4 The Pallisers (12/12) 11.0 Lauren Laverne 1.0 Mark
Radcliffe and Maconie 4.0 6.0 Today 8.31 (LW) The Listener (5/5) 11.15 Radcliffe and Stuart
Steve Lamacq 6.0 Steve Yesterday in Parliament Rumpole and the Sleeping Maconie 4.0 Steve Lamacq
Lamacqs Roundtable 7.0 9.0 Desert Island Discs: Partners (2/2) 12.0 Im 7.0 Iggy Pop 9.0 Tom
Marc Riley 10.0 Gideon Coe Paul Greengrass 9.45 (LW) Sorry Ill Read That Again Ravenscroft 12.0 Nemones
12.0 6 Recommends with Daily Service 9.45 (FM) (8/14) 12.30 Brothers Electric Ladyland 2.0 6
Lamacq 1.0 Lennon: New Following Pappano (5/5) in Law (7/13) 1.0 Paul Music Classic Concert 3.0
York Years 2.0 The Thrill of 10.0 Womans Hour 11.0 Temple and the Gregory 6 Music Live Hour 4.0 John
It All 2.30 Live Hour 3.30 The Free Degrees 11.30 Affair (5/10) 1.30 The Ice Lennon: The New York Years
Jukebox 5.0 Chris Hawkins The Rivals: The Knights Mountain 2.0 The Betrayal 5.0 Chris Hawkins
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Jump the shark


Pinpointing the moment
when good shows go bad.
This week: Red Dwarf

hirty years ago, science ideas Red Dwarf explored was Barrie left and focused on The
T fiction was terminally dazzling, from the implications Brittas Empire could a greater
unfashionable on British of AI to the vagaries of memory, snub be imagined? while (re)
television. Few would have given talking toasters to curry monsters. introducing Listers girlfriend,
a sci-fi sitcom a hope, yet Red By 1990, it was the best British Kristine Kochanski, as ships
Dwarfs creators Rob Grant and sitcom on TV, its catchphrases scold gave Chlo Annett nothing
Doug Naylor revelled in their (Smeg!, Smoke me a kipper, to work with. The chemistry had
underdog status. Ill be back for breakfast) been fatally undermined.
The premise was ingenious: instantly recognisable, with The jettisoning of the studio
defiantly slobbish Dave Lister anInternational Emmy the audience saw the actors playing
(Craig Charles) wakes up on a crowning glory. For a cult to an invisible crowd while their
mining vessel 3m years after the sitcomin a niche genre, such characters either reverted to one
radiation leak that wiped out mainstream acceptance was an dimension or resorted to navel-
the crew. The last human in the extraordinary achievement. gazing that strove for poignancy
universe, his only companions are Perhaps the seventh series but palled into dullness. Series
magnificently irritating hologram could only have disappointed. eight was even worse, abandoning
Arnold Rimmer (Chris Barrie), Grant had moved on, leaving the idea of Lister and co being
idiotic yet omnipotent ships co-ceator Naylor to soldier on alone in space and resurrecting
computer Holly (Norman Lovett alone, seemingly exposed as the the entire crew for a conventional
and, later, Hattie Hayridge) and straight man in the partnership: sitcom with an overreliance on
a humanoid evolved from cats an apparent lurch into comedy- bad CGI. It killed the franchise
(Danny John-Jules), bearing the drama may simply have been for a decade, by which time its
perceptible DNA of both Prince the result of a drought of comic moment had passed.
and James Brown. invention. A disillusioned Or had it? 2009. Enter
Marrying the slacker aesthetic Listers namesake channel
of Dark Star to the wry humour Dave, brimming with both witty
of The Hitchhikers Guide to the banter and bullish confidence.
Galaxy, it had both the innate Red Dwarf: Back to Earth was
melancholy and odd-couple feverishly anticipated, making its
dynamic central to all great utter smegging ineptitude all the
sitcoms. The wobbly staging more dismaying. Dave pressed
added to the charm; Naylor on and further revivals have
and Grant had crafted a lived- been much better. But, with the
in universe with a keen sense chances of matching its imperial
of self-awareness, refusing phase receding faster than Chris
ILLUSTRATION: JULIA SCHEELE

to let budgets act as a brake Barries hairline, it might be time


on their imaginations. Once to abandon the crew to their fate
Robert Llewellyn had joined as before the whole thing starts to
fussy mechanoid Kryten, the Chris Barrie left for resemble asubpar Red Dwarf
conceptual shenanigans always The Brittas Empire. episode about the endless reliving
ambitious and interesting had of ones glory days I
a fully functioning ensemble to
Could a greater snub
bring them to life. The array of be imagined? Gabriel Tate

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