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Roy
Lichtenstein
Drawing from
the Artist Rooms
collection, this
free exhibition LCD Basquiat: Boom
Le Grand Mort at Tate Liverpool Soundsystem for Real
showcases 20
Panto regular of Lichtensteins Having assuaged Nearly 30 years
Julian Clary takes iconic pieces, fans fears of a after Jean-Michel
on a role written moving from dodgy reunion Basquiats death
specially for his early love cash-in with from a heroin
him by the late of landscapes Mae Martin the excellent overdose, the first
four-time Olivier to his regularly American Dream large-scale UK
award-nominated homaged pop Fresh from the album, James exhibition of his
writer Stephen art paintings (work Edinburgh fringe, Murphy (pictured pioneering neo-
Clark. Billed as pictured, below). British-Canadian below), Nancy expressionism
a black comedy, Also on display will comedian Mae Whang, Al Doyle opens at the
it centres on be his three-screen Martin takes her et al arrive in Barbican in London
an unsettling film installation, Dope tour (thats the UK for a on Thursday.
dinner party for inspired by a the title, not whistlestop tour, Featuring more
two. At Trafalgar two-week stint at a description) starting tonight than 100 works
Studios, SW1, from Universal Pictures around the at Manchesters (including King
Wednesday until in 1969. From UK, starting in Warehouse Zulu, pictured
28 October. Friuntil 17 June. Londons Soho Project. Save some above) alongside
See Theatre, p36 See Exhibitions, p32 Theatre on Mon. energy for new rare photography,
song Emotional film and archive
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this albums Drunk exhibition will
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The Horrors
The enigmatic
Faris Badwan and
his band of merry
Based in the men return with
heart of the Peak Simon Amstell their appropriately Open House
District, this titled fifth album, London
bonkers biennial After terrifying V. Co-produced
event showcases carnivores with alongside Nosey parkers
new cinema, this years vegan Adeles mate assemble! This
digital culture and mockumentary Paul Epworth, weekend 800-odd
art via site-specific Carnage, erstwhile and featuring venues not usually
Dissect: A installations, field Popworld song titles such accessible to the
Serialized trips weather- presenter Simon as Ghost, Point general public
Music Podcast proof footwear Amstell returns of No Reply and fling open their
and an open mind (awkwardly, Weighed Down, doors and allow
Having closely are required for obviously) to the itdoesnt sound us plebs a chance
analysed Kendrick some events and stage for his fifth as if theyve to poke around.
Lemars To Pimp a cinema screenings standup tour, lightened up Buildings range
Butterfly in season (why not watch What Is This?. much, to be from the Crossrail
one, this properly the terrifying Apparently, the honest. Wail Place Roof Garden
geeky, exquisitely The Descent, show which along to the sky- (pictured below)
detailed podcast pictured above starts at Leicester scraping choruses to the Thai-style
(available on a film about Square Theatre, while wearing a Buddhapadipa
iTunes) returns flesh-eating, WC2, on Friday, black blouse and Temple and a
with an even more cave-dwelling before touring the drainpipe jeans swing bridge in
daunting task: creatures in an UK focuses on from Friday. Greenwich.
unpacking every actual cave?). beauty, intimacy,
song on Kanyes The ambitious freedom, sex and
My Beautiful Dark programme love, ie all the
Twisted Fantasy has five strands themes he dealt
(pictured above), Strata, Dis- with on Popworld.
an album that location, Listening
muses on the to the Dark, Deep
underbelly of fame Time and Freefall
and power and and takes place
features nearly around Castleton
every musician on from Thursday
the planet. until 24 Sep.
7 guide 16-22 Sep 2017 television
am not, I will admit, their point before he starts on social media, many of them
I abreakfast TV sort of hurling insults and barking stoked by Morgan himself who,
person. The primary like an elephant seal. Witness in the reversal of the vampire
colours and endless jollity him huffing and frothing at the trope, starts to smoke and shrivel
traditionally favoured by trans model and campaigner whenever the light moves off
television in the early hours Munroe Bergdorf recently, and him. Its not such good news
havealways been, to my mind, reducing what should have been for A&E departments that, one
an affront to all that is decent a thoughtful and nuanced debate assumes, have experienced
andproper. Ill keep the TV off, about white privilege and racism a surge in Morgan-induced
the curtains drawn and have to: How dare you insult ME? ME aneurysms. Its a wonder that
Radio 4 on at a low murmur, ME ME ME ME ME MEEEEEE! his co-presenter Susanna Reid
if its all the same to you. But, A few days later, GMBs bookers wasnt carted off long ago, driven
because its good to mix things saw fit to invite suited corpse to distraction by his incessant
up (and because I was told Jacob Rees-Mogg to air his grimly foghorn condescension. Still,
to), over the last few weeks, reactionary views on abortion Reids expression is currently less
I have braved the carnival of and gay marriage, perhaps surrendered wife than woman
controversy that is Good Morning because hes the only man in biding her time. We shouldnt be
Britain (Weekdays, 6am, ITV). Britain able to make Morgan surprised if one day, in the not-
Ihave done this every morning lookvaguely reasonable. too-distant future, the cameras
through a mist of tears, while Morgans early-morning zoom in to find her sitting
biting down on a stick to muffle scenery chewing is, of course, beatifically next to Morgans head
the screaming. great news for GMBs bosses, skewered on a pole.
In this case, its not the who have seen a spike in ratings Ultimately, with Morgans
dazzling sets, the zany light and round-the-clock bonfires pointlessly combative
segments and the relentlessly questioning and world-gone-
upbeat weather reports that mad rants, Good Morning Britain
havepushed me over the edge; doesnt feel much like breakfast
in fact, all these things have TV at all. Theres precious little
brought merciful relief. The jollity among the presenters and
source of my agony is Piers guests here, more gritted teeth
Morgan, a man so ghastly that and a lets see if we can make
even America packaged him up it to 8.30am without anyone
and sent him back with a note crying resolve. There was a
saying: Keep him. Hes yours. time when breakfast telly, with
It seems the more he is its bland yet jolly presenters,
ILLUSTRATION: JULIA SCHEELE
Scary
momsters
Piper Laurie
inCarrie
Mothers of
invention
Darren Aronofskys new lm nds the
horror within the maternal sentiment.
Hes not the rst, says Anne Billson
Kids company
(from left)
Mia Farrow in
Rosemarys Baby;
Rebecca De
Mornay in The
Hand That Rocks
the Cradle;
and Samantha
Eggar in
The Brood
especially if shes played by a Mrs Bates-type with a homicidal furies. Sometimes they set
scary mo-cap Angelina Jolie with backstory even before she their sights on the foetus in
snakily braided tail, gold stilettos gets bitten by a Sumatran rat- another womans uterus, such as
and uncanny valley features monkey and turns into a zombie. Batrice Dalle in Inside, slicing
as Grendels mother in 2007s Eventually, she mutates into up everyone who gets between
Beowulf. Smash those eggs in a humungous mumzilla with her and the embryo she has
Aliens and you risk drawing the pendulous breasts, who sucks decided will replace the one
ire of the egg-laying xenomorph, her zombie-killing son Lionel she lost. Or they inveigle their
who will get her own back back into her womb with the way into a family, like Rebecca
by trying to co-opt your own words, No one will ever love De Mornay in The Hand That
surrogate child as an incubator. you like your mother! Which Rocks the Cradle, who gets a job
Werecat Charles Brady (Brian istrue; even his girlfriend cant as evilnanny to the woman she
Krause) dismembers a teacher do that. Lionels only recourse blames for her own triple trauma
in Sleepwalkers, but hes a rank is to slice his way free of of bereavement, miscarriage
amateur compared to his mother smothering motherliness with and hysterectomy.
(also his lover, since female aDIY caesarean. De Mornay also deserves
werecats are apparently thin on While real-life mothers to win a Bad Mother of the
the ground). Mary Brady (Alice valiantly struggle to assimilate Millennium award for Mothers
Krige) outdoes Angelina by the conflicting advice of Day, in which she appears to be
cutting a bloody swath through parenting experts, the mothering modelling herself on Tamora,
local law enforcement (stabbing instinct in horror films is all too Queen of the Goths, from
one cop through the head with a easily perverted by tragedy into Shakespeares Titus Andronicus,
corn-cob and a no vegetables, a biblical lust for vengeance. who revels in her sons atrocities.
no dessert wisecrack) before Bereavement, whether of De Mornay has raised her boys
dragging the town virgin husband or child, is a recurring to be bank robbers, rapists and
(Madchn Amick) back to her motif that transforms women killers and, possibly deferring
house so Charles can suck out the into vengeful slasher-movie tosome vague idea that a mother
girls purple essence, the ultimate should help shape her childrens
gesture of motherly love. hobbies, presides in person
But even when morphed into over their torture-happy home
a reptilian-looking werecat, Mary invasions. As the advertising
cannot match Vera Cosgrove The family that for another movie had it, The
(Elizabeth Moody) in Peter slays together family that slays together stays
Jacksons Braindead for perverse together, a tagline that could
un-maternal grotesquerie. Vera
stays together, also apply to 1974s Frightmare,
is a jealous and domineering went the tagline in which mumsy Dorothy
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(this page,
left to right)
Betsy Palmer
in Friday the
13th; Batrice
Dalle in Inside;
Mdchen
Amick and
Alice Krige in
Sleepwalkers
(SheilaKeith) encourages her particularly when it comes to off the edge of a cliff. Maybe
daughter Debbie to join her in ghosts whose very femaleness is she didnt love her dead baby
her favourite pastime, which judged (by men) to make them as dearly as she thinks if shes
happens to be cannibalism. more emotionally unstable prepared to swap it for the very
Shakespeares Tamora was than their male counterparts, as next child she lays eyes on.
tricked into eating her own sons, though death has stopped their Another mother driven
baked in a pie, but Dorothy isnt body clocks at the wrong time of homicidal by bereavement is
fussy and just chows down on the month in perpetuity. There Mrs Voorhees (Betsy Palmer) in
everyone who calls on her. is a monstrousness to motherly Friday the 13th, who hacks her
The bond between mother urges, which have a malevolent way through a bunch of randy
and child is one of the strongest disregard for fairness or justice. camp counsellors she blames
emotional ties in human nature, Like Medea, who butchered her for the accidental death of her
so it is hardly surprising that own babies to get back at her ex, son Jason (even though hes
its such a regular element all they want is revenge. And in not actually dead, since in the
in the work of (mostly) male their primal rage they dont care sequel hes revived to inherit his
film-makers seeking relatable who gets it in the neck. mothers love for slashing and
motivation for their female In The Woman in Black, the hacking, and carries on doing it
protagonists without having phantom of Jennet Humfrye for another 10 films). If only Mrs
to think too deeply about avenges the accidental death Voorhees had been told of her
metaphysics. Sometimes, of her child by claiming the error and reunited with her child
though, it makes you wonder lives of children or lawyers who in that first film, the whole thrust
about the directors own stray into her district. Likewise, of the franchise might have
relationships with their mothers. the ghost mother in Mama is turned out a sight less stabby.
Psycho is not the only Alfred mourning her dead baby and Horror mothers do not
Hitchcock film to feature a doesnt find it at all inappropriate necessarily start out as monsters.
domineering mother; Hitchcock that she should salve her grief by Motherhood is one of the most
himself admitted to having been luring a couple of living kiddies taxing responsibilities any
traumatised by his own mum, woman can be faced with, and
who famously punished him by even the most saintly real-life
forcing him stand for hours at mum can be driven to distraction
the foot of the bed, a personal by sleep deprivation, financial
memory he assigned to Norman Hitchcock was worries and wilful toddlers.
Bates in Psycho. traumatised by his Horror movies simply amp up the
In horror movies, maternal pressure to an intolerable degree.
grief or jealousy is so amplified
mum, memories he Insecurity, guilt and resentment
it can persist beyond the grave, gave Norman Bates open a doorway to stressed
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relatable.
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Holy Molly!
(left) Yvonne Orji;
(top) Orji with Issa
Rae in Insecure;
(right, top) web
comedy FirstGen;
(right, bottom)
two scenes from
Insecure
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Yvonne was six. The extreme thats making $100 a minute. Nigerian in the US. I knew
drop in temperature, from sub- Still, it took until her return Ihad one last shot before I had
Saharan Africa to midwinter from Liberia in 2009 before she to go back to Laurel, Maryland,
Maryland, was a shock but so confessed to her family that she wheredreams go to die.
was the attitude of her peers. had other ambitions. When I FirstGen brought her to Raes
I got bullied because I had an got back, there was a recession. attention and secured her the
accent and I was different. I got I thought: this is great, she audition for Insecure.
made fun of by white people recalls. Now I can move to New Her openness about the
and by black people, she says, York and pursue my dreams, difficult times is also indicative
still shocked. They called me because if I do fail, Ill just be of what Insecure is trying to
African booty scratcher. I was among the masses ofAmericans achieve. Molly, who is initially
like: How are you going to talk withoutjobs. resistant to therapy, is told by
about me? You look just like me. She began working the her therapist that black women
I was so confused. notoriously brutal US standup can feel invisible at work, and as
She took refuge in study scene but the breaks didnt if they have to have the perfect
and, spurred on by parents come quite as quickly as relationship at home.
who encouraged traditional, shed hoped, and by 2014 Theres this idea, says Orji,
respectable careers, aspired she hit the beginning stages if you are a woman of colour,
to become a doctor. And of depression. She found that you must never let them
then I realised I actually do herself, one particularly bleak see you break down. That weve
not like blood, she laughs. day, in Los Angeles, crying on got to show ourselves in the best
Nonetheless,she went off to Sunset Boulevard. She relates light, always, as the Strong Black
George Washington University a conversation she had with Women, and bring that black
and studied health, with minors the Holy Spirit, as if he were a girl magic, all the time. She rolls
in biology and Spanish. You member of her management her eyes and sighs. But that is
cant just tell your Nigerian team. Freshly inspired, she why our show is so relatable. We
parents, who are paying for your decided it was time to create are a mess, at best. I
college education: I dont want her own web comedy, FirstGen, Insecure concludes Thu, 10.35pm,
to do this thing that you came to about being a first-generation Sky Atlantic
this country for, she reasons.
She even studied for a masters
degree to avoid disappointing
them. And after that, I was like:
Um, you know, I think I need
to go to a war-torn country,
so Iworked in Liberia for six
months. That was also easier
than crushing their dreams.
During her time at college,
however, shed begun to
entertain the idea that she
might be funny. Somewhat
incongruously, as part of a Miss
Nigeria in America pageant,
she wrote a five-minute set
about Whats funny about
being Nigerian in America?.
People laughed and she entered
another competition, back at
DDP USA/REX/SHUTTERSTOCK
Vampire
Weekenders
Ezra Koenig
Prodigious, especially
ly
given he has also
found time to
Work rate date Quincy Joness
daughter, Rashida .
How have indies
favourite boyband
favoured in the solo Score: 4/5
Score: 3
Thatch Snow? That would be The Inerrancy The title of his first solo
Probably a good ofYou and Me, a reference album, The Names,
thing he left, tbh. to the theological concept of was taken wholesale
biblical infallibility. from a Don DeLillo novel.
Turned up with a co-writing Wrote a solo album under the Wears a white tux in his solo
credit and played guitar on Ivy, name Dams of the West about music videos, in which he uses
a standout from Frank Oceans the anomie of settling down cheap bluescreenen to
Blonde. He also had a hand in and getting a mortgage. teleport himselff to
Francis and the Lights Friends. ke
glam locales, like
And some Carly Rae Jepsen. aself-aware
Plus a spot of obligatory Solange Pitbull .
work, the horny-handed toil of
every indie band guy who ever
thought TLC were pretty sweet.
Score: 5 Score: 0 Score: -1
Far too earnest to give up on High. His career feels like one If he shuffles off into
the music, man: I cant even of those viral confessional anything its most
begin to express the joy I get pieces in which a millennial likely to be
from writing songs I hold it complains about never feeling his already
all sacred. There is so much truly adult. The lore of the maturing
amazing music etc. latter-day authenticity seeker sideline as a
is that he has to return techno DJ.
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017 film
Bio degrading Johnny Depp as JMBarrie;
Domhnall Gleeson as AA Milne;
ReneZellweger as Beatrix Potter
lm
Why stuy author established fanbase and a vague power of the imagination, these
lustre of highbrow respectability movies often represent the
biopics are just barrel- and awards-friendliness (as with opposite: the scraping of the
scraping exercises Nicole Kidmans Virginia Woolf). barrel of English literature. Like
They are also another excuse the empire, our stories once
dressed up in tweed to revisit historic Britain at its held sway over the world, but
next and chances are a prestige get with the imminent Goodbye and the rights-holding Slesinger
biopic has been made about the Christopher Robin, which stars family which got so toxic that
author. In recent years, weve Domhnall Gleeson as AA Milne, people talked about the curse
had Rene Zellweger as Beatrix returning from the first world ofPooh. Family feuds, corporate
Potter, Johnny Depp as JM Barrie, war and working his traumas skulduggery, soft toys coming
Anne Hathaway as Jane Austen into therapeutic ursine whimsy. to life: forget sentimental period
and Helena Bonham Carter as It promises to be a similar story drama, Winnie the Pooh has all
Enid Blyton. Weve even had with the Nicholas Hoult-starring the makings of a juicy horror
Lifetimes predictably shonky biopic of JRR Tolkien, a man film. Now thats the movie I
Magic Beyond Words: The whose decades at an Oxford wantto see I
JKRowling Story. writing desk were somewhat Goodbye Christopher Robin is in
You can see the appeal of at odds with his Middle-earth cinemas on 29 September
literary biopics. They come with sagas in the excitement stakes.
built-in brand recognition, an For all their testaments to the Steve Rose
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music
Suits you
Phoebe Bridgers
scoots towards
the big time
With a little help from and her emo past in the music already. We recorded in half an
shes making now, an intricate hour, got food, then went to the
Ryan Adams, Phoebe tapestry of rock, folk and record store. The subsequent
Bridgers is embracing intensely personal storytelling seven-inch was Killer, which
that calls to mind early Bright came out on Adamss label
her angsty side Eyes. Funeral tells of singing PaxAm in April 2015.
at the funeral of a boy she At around the same time,
Emo-tional knew who had died of a heroin Bridgers supported Conor Oberst
overdose, while last years Killer at a secret show at LAs Bootleg
rescue is a testament to the morbid Theater. The two became email
anxiety of obsessive love. Once friends, sending each other new
in a blue moon Ill have some songs, and there was a further
hen Phoebe Bridgers was sort of concept song or it will connection through Bright Eyes
W growing up, her taste in be about a bunch of different Mike Mogis, who mixed her
music went completely things, but yeah, its all from debut album in Omaha. The two
backwards. The 22-year-old experiences, she says. are now firm friends, and shell
singer-songwriter, who grew up After a couple of years of be on tour with him again this
in Pasadena, Los Angeles, was writing and performing around month when that debut album
seriously into classic rock and LA including one gig in a pizza comes out on Dead Oceans.
folk as a kid. The first concert parlour near her house, to which Stranger in the Alps shows off
she really remembers was Neil her family and friends would Bridgerss talent for combining
Young, when she was 11. But show up every week Bridgers haunting melodies with oddly
when I hit high school, and emo was at the cinema watching unsettling lyrical conceits; she is,
was already basically over, I Whiplash, when Ryan Adams, she says, only getting more literal
was like: Wait! I cant believe who had heard of her through in her storytelling. Its getting
Imissed this, this is awesome, a mutual friend, texted to like: Oh my God, Im just saying
she laughs. She made herself a invite her to his studio. We whats happening. Theres
Bowling For Soup T-shirt and hung out all night and he was some emo left in her yet, then?
dyed her hair several shades of like: Come back tomorrow at She smiles: I mean, Im still an
bright, before finally shaving 4pm. She wassceptical that it angsty teenager. I
it and then returning to the would happen, but Adams was Stranger in the Alps is out on Fri
bleached blond she is today. true tohis word. We get there
There are hints of both Young the next day and Ryans there Rebecca Nicholson
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Booking now Yawning glory
James Murphy
of LCD
Apple may have canned Soundsystem
its annual music festival
after 10 years, but that
hasnt dissuaded fellow
music behemoth Spotify
from diving headfirst into
the world of gig curation.
The streaming giants
first live event, Spotify
Presents: Who We Be
Live a reference to the
services rap-dominated
Who We Be playlist will
showcase some of the
genres major players at
Alexandra Palace (N22,
30 Nov). Big-name Brits
Five of the best Rock and pop gigs
such as Dizzee Rascal and
Giggs will be joined by LCD Soundsystem polite indie. His new material, a
current US rap sensation
Cardi B, riding the wave
1 Forget those 2011 farewell
shows ever happened: James
maelstrom of funk and soul, has
no such airs and is irrepressibly
of her stealth hit Bodak Murphys superlative dance- joyful as a result.
Yellow. Canadas Tommy rock outfit are back in a big way. Brighton, Mon; Bristol, Tue;
Genesis (pictured) splices The bands fourth studio album London, Wed; Glasgow, Fri;
together vaporwave, American Dream takes in Bowie, touring to 25 Sep
trap and R&B to build erudite electronica and more of
her spaced-out but Murphys mordant observations LA Witch
quietly fuming rap.
She returns to London
about ageing. Anxiety about
impending irrelevance may be
4 The menacing garage-punk
of the Cramps meets Mazzy Stars
(Birthdays, N16, 9 Nov) his specialist subject, but LCD smouldering shoegaze on this
following herslot at are far from obsolete. Los Angeleno trios four-years-
MIAs Meltdown. Chiming Manchester, Sat & Sun; Glasgow, in-the-making debut. Released
with the return of LCD Tue & Wed; London, Fri; touring last week, the band will be
Soundsystem, fellow to 23 Sep snaking round the UK in order
00s dance-rock dons to showcase its slow-burning
Soulwax are back, touring The National charms.
their first album in 12
years. Hear the contents
2 Parsing the passing of time in Bristol, Mon; Brighton, Tue;
slightly less uproarious fashion London, Wed; Glasgow, Thu;
of From Deewee at two are the National, whose latest Liverpool, Fri
UK dates this winter album Sleep Well Beast plunges
(Roundhouse, NW1, into the miseries of middle age. Foo Fighters
15 Dec; Manchester
Academy, 17 Dec).
If you like your rock realistic and
remorseless, you can catch the
5 Its 10 years now since
Londons most ignominious
Rachel Aroesti Cincinnati five-piece on these folly, the Millennium Dome, was
shores throughout September. finally put to some actual use
ALICIA CANTER FOR THE GUARDIAN
Cork, Sat; Dublin, Sun & and converted into The O2. To
Mon; Edinburgh, Wed & Thu; celebrate, the venue is staging
Manchester, Fri; touring to 28 Sep a series of big-name artists
throughout the year: this week
Mr Jukes sees Dave Grohl and co powering
3 As the frontman of Bombay
Bicycle Club, Jack Steadman
through the hits.
The O2, SE10, Tue
specialised in songs that cosseted
their persistent grooves in Rachel Aroesti
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This weeks tracks Michael Cragg
TRACK OF THE WEEK Kelly Clarkson Love So
Zayn ft Sia Dusk Till Dawn Soft Pop is so confusing.
Having channelled the One minute its all love me
Weeknd on Pillowtalk, Frank harder then, according
Ocean on his debut album and to Clarkson, its best to be
Drake on this years non-hit soft, which if were being
Mads Mathias On tour Still Got Time, Zayns now crude seems to go against
set his doe-eyes on Sias basic biology. Sadly, Love So
Jazz The virtuosity of US jazz gusty-pop crown. In fact, Soft is a stinker; Clarksons
singer Kurt Elling might still the billowing Dusk Till Dawn undeniable voice which
make his fellow practitioners features Sia herself on backing blows up a mansion in the
shake their heads in disbelief, vocals, the pairs high-wire video struggling to mask
but Ellings talents alongside emoting catapulting the the whiff of Meghan Trainor
those of Nat King Cole and now-this-is-how-you-do-a- clinging to each plastic-
pop-jazz star Jamie Cullum pop-chorus chorus skywards, sounding retro-fied horn blast.
have guided yet not dazzled leaving the rest of the song
the gifted young Dane Mads essentially cowering under Sam Smith Too Good at
Mathias. Significantly, Mathias the sheer weight of it all. Goodbyes The cover art
is a resourceful saxophonist as for Sam Smiths new single
well as a singer, and a blossoming Tove Lo Disco Tits Altogether features a massive bunch of
composer who reworks the now: Im fully charged, decaying flowers drooping on
classic Broadway-song tradition nipples are hard, ready to an artfully frayed tablecloth.
in his own ways. Hell preview go.So runs the chorus The picture is in black and
his upcoming album on this tour, to Tove Los Disco Tits, a white to connote expensive,
which takes in the opening night subtlety-free sex jamboree stage-managed sadness,
of Scarboroughs fine annual jazz that could never hope to live which is basically what Too
weekender. John Fordham up to its title but has a pretty Good at Goodbyes is. The
London, Sat; Dorking, Tue; good go anyway. Over supple choir is lush, the production
Milton Keynes, Wed; Leeds, Thu; beats Lo updates us on her from former Mis-Teeq
Scarborough, Fri current excitement levels collaborators Stargate is
(Im wet through all my slick, the voice quivers when
Eliane Radigue & Lee clothes) before unleashing its supposed to, and yet
Gamble Matlock perhaps this years biggest the result is about as
understatement: I know how emotionally intoxicating
Experimental French electronic to dial it back, not this time. as Jacob Rees-Mogg
music composer Eliane Radigue
is a master of the ARP 2500 U2 Youre The Best Thing Suddenly ISia
synthesizer, having worked on it About Me The last time we Zayn goes for
gusty pop
since the 1970s making Buddhist- heard from U2 theyd taken
inspired minimal drone epics. the unprecedented decision
Then, in 2001, she mostly gave to upload their new album
up electronics and went acoustic. to everyones iPhones, a PR
For this show, London producer disaster of such magnitude
Lee Gamble will be doing the that even Bono seemed
same, composing a new piece for humbled. After three years
soloists. The two works will be ofwound-licking theyre
performed in the Great Masson back with a song featuring
Cavern in Derbyshire; the all the things you expect
audience will travel to the peak from U2: achiming guitar
of the Heights of Abrahan by figure Coldplay have probably
cable car before descending already ripped off, a stadium-
into the huge concert space. ready breakdown and clunky
Jennifer Lucy Allan lyrics about children being
Great Masson Cavern, Sun thereal teachers.
music 16-22 Sep 2017 guide 30
Nash Inventions
Pter Etvss slick tragicomedy
at last years Buxton festival.
5 Two short concerts in the
Lammermuir festival from
2 New works by Alexander
Goehr and John Casken are the
Michael McCarthys production
of this unsettling fable, based
Scotlands leading new-
music group, both featuring
novelties in the Nash Ensembles on the play of the same name by performances of Thomas Butlers
latest British showcase. Goehrs Roland Schimmelpfennig and new work Limnology.
The Waking marks the composers set in a Thai-Chinese restaurant Tyninghame Village Hall,
85th birthday; Caskens premiere somewhere in Europe, is now nr Dunbar; Eastfield Farm,
is a more conventional scored revived for an autumn tour. Whittingehame, Fri
quintet for clarinet and strings. Sherman Cymru, Cardiff, Fri;
Wigmore Hall, W1, Wed touring to 31 Oct Andrew Clements
31 guide 16-22 Sep 2017 clubs
Booking now
Basquiat,
Untitled
(Pablo Picasso)
(1984)
exhibitions
Degas, The
Three Dancers
(c1896-1905)
Gavin Turk,
Small Gold
Senza Titolo
(2012), part of
Arte Povera
plunged into political and social Glasgow artist in works that seem Italian Art, N1, Wed to 17 Dec
disunion, Basquiat looks like a abstract yet are full of poignant
prophet of the countrys woes. associations. His installations are Nature Morte
He also looks like a remarkable
painter who showed how youth
like frozen playgrounds where 5 Mat Collishaw and
something terrible has happened Gabriel Orozco are among the
and rebellion can electrify art. and the swings are off-limits. He contemporary artists revisiting
Barbican Art Gallery, EC2, creates melancholic sculptural the still life tradition here. Ever
Thuto28 Jan prisons from decaying public since eye-fooling bowls of fruit
spaces, brutalist shopping were included in ancient Roman
Degas centres and dreary parks. frescoes, the still lifes frozen
2 Impressionist is a woefully
inadequate description of this
The Modern Institute, Glasgow,
Mon to 4 Nov
perfection has represented both
life and death. It lends itself
artist of obsessive voyeurism, remarkably well to conceptual
almost frightening observational Arte Povera reinventions, including
power, and erotic imagination.
Degas lived in a solitary world
4 For once, the Estorick
Collection abandons its
Collishaws eerie reconstructions
of last meals on Death Row.
ofhis own while moving obsession with minor futurists Guildhall Art Gallery, EC2,to
endlessly through the public and puts on an exhibition that 2Apr
spaces of Paris, from the ballet actually matters. The 1960s
to race tracks and circuses. His Italian group Arte Povera was the Jonathan Jones
33 guide 16-22 Sep 2017 exhibitions
Booking now Opening this week
From Moominmammas
wonky baking to the
allegory of gay love that
is Thingamy and Bob, for
generations the Finnish
writer-illustrator Tove
Janssons Moomins have
offered a wise, witty
vision of acceptance
of difference, and
gentle, folksy magic.
Today, these portly,
soft-snouted creatures
are global superstars,
gracing everything from
pricey designer mugs Enrico David London
to aeroplanes. As a
forthcoming show Tove Those who dismissed Enrico bellied, pallid, wrinkled, and
Jansson (19142001) Davids 2009 Turner prize- terribly naked, his lost souls
(Dulwich Picture Gallery, shortlisted show as nothing more barely hold on for dear life
SE21, 25 Oct to 28 Jan) than scatological pantomime while sporting poses of wincing
will underline, though, should perhaps come and look concentration. David presents
she had a lot more going more closely at this recent work theatrical tableaux of forsaken
on than her adored and think again. Like the almost dolls, bedraggled mutants and
Moomin characters. incomparable Louise Bourgeois, ungainly blob-people. This stuff
Working from her Helsinki David has achieved the might look unschooled but
attic studio, she turned unimaginable by breathing new dont be fooled: David is like a
out work that spoke to life into late, great surrealism. highly in-the-know interloper,
the brittle world of adults. His sculptural installations have in touch with the nitty-gritty
She made satirical images all the peculiarity of our worst of our common vulnerabilities,
for the magazine Garm, and best dreams. A male and yet reaching out with an
including caricatures of female couple, hand-crafted in undeniable pathos.
Hitler during the war builders Jesmonite, balance Robert Clark
and, as a painter, created precariously atop the steel Michael Werner Gallery, W1,
haunting depictions of silhouette of a fortress. Pot- Frito 25 Nov
family life and brooding
landscapes. The show has Sahej Rahal Glasgow
plenty to offer die-hard
Moomin fans too, boasting Created by the Mumbai-based
unpublished Evening Rahal, Barricadia is an imaginary
News comic strips. land of battling monster-
Skye Sherwin men, in which an apocalyptic
atmosphere of HP Lovecraft
sci-fi is infiltrated by memories
of Indian folk legends and
concerns about Islamophobic
lynchings. Sculptural protagonists
assembled from clogged-up
chicken wire andjunk are set
against a backdrop of looming
charcoal and ink. Videos obliquely
take their scripts from grimoire internet-savvy post-truth time. RC
books of sorcerous spells. Its CCA: Centre for Contempoary Arts,
a theatre of the absurd for an Sat to 29 Oct
exhibitions 16-22 Sep 2017 guide 34
Dot dot dot Bad romance source material, invisible hand, approach was
An early work The subject is as upping the drama Lichtensteins the cool-headed
derived from comic much the Girls of the mans beaus vibrate with antidote to
strips, this features Romances comic predatory glance the energy of the the previous
Lichtensteins the image came and the womans confident, capitalist generations heated
recreation of the from as the mass hard gaze. postwar US. way with paint. SS
mass medias Ben- production of
Day dots printing images themselves. American gods Keep cool Part of Roy
process. It would Blown up to huge One of the Lichtenstein
become one of the Close encounter proportions and frontrunners of in Focus, Tate
most recognisable The artist has realised smoothly US 1960s pop Liverpool, Fri to
20th-century styles. zoomed in on his by the artists art, Lichtensteins 17 Jun
The man in
the mirror
Mark Lockyer
inLiving With
theatre the Lights On
makes him go way off script and Rosana Cade was inspired Knives in Hens
with discomfiting results. In
this 75-minute one-man show,
by the empty promises of the
Tory party, which made it all
5 David Harrowers three-
hander, revived by South
he spares himself nothing. Its the more delicious when it was African director Yal Farber,
a story that is not just about revived earlier this year, just in boasts a love triangle in which a
triumph over adversity but also time for the election. Now, as the nameless young woman, trapped
what it means to be in character. Conservatives cling to power, it in a loveless marriage, begins
Tobacco Factory, Bristol, Mon gets another outing. Women turn a relationship with the local
toFri; touring to 11 Nov the words used by largely male miller. Farber does brooding and
politicians against them with poetic very well and this revival
Jane Eyre scorn in an evening that uses reminds of the power of language
2
SIMON ANNAND
The days when adaptations repetition to such clever effect as it explores freedom.
of classic novels made for dull that it feels like an exorcism. Donmar Warehouse, WC2, to 7 Oct
theatre are long past. Sally West Yorkshire Playhouse,
Cookson has been leading Leeds,Wed Lyn Gardner
37 guide 16-22 Sep 2017 theatre
Opening this week
malarkey at Chichester, where
they are returning to one of
the master of the middle-class
dance
comedys earlier and seminal
works. The Norman Conquests, Three of
first performed in 1973 when
the impressive cast included the best
Tom Courtenay, Penelope Keith,
Felicity Kendal and Michael Royal Ballet Gala
Gambon, will see the main
stage turned into an in-the-
1 Dancers from the
Royal celebrate Hulls
round configuration for the year as City of Culture
first time. It comprises three with a gala programme
plays Table Manners, Living and Hull-born guests
Together and Round and Round including Xander Parish,
the Garden which can be seen who defected from the
individually or as a trilogy. Set British school to the
The Norman Conquests in an English country house, it Mariinsky back in 2009.
Chichester shows three separate viewpoints New Theatre Hull, Sat
of a summerweekend (a
Alan Ayckbourns recent move typical Ayckbourn device) and Velvet Petal
into the realms of non-comedic
theatre with his dystopian,
witnesses the fallout from a
family gathering, an event that
2 The power of beauty
is examined in Fleur
six-hour two-parter The Divide, doubles as a vortex of complex Darkins hot strange,
which premiered at this years relationships and thwarted sensual work (pictured),
Edinburgh festival, was met desire. Mark Cook inspired by the
witha critical thumbs-down. Chichester Festival Theatre, Mon Polaroid art of Robert
Theres none of that modern to 28 Oct Mapplethorpe with a
dance-punk score by
People, Places & Things Le Grand Mort London Torben Lars Sylvest.
Manchester One Touh Theatre, Eden
Having starred in the London Court, Inverness, Sat
People, Places & Things, Palladiums sumptuous
concerning the addiction and Cinderella last Christmas and Bridges y Puentes
attempted rehab of an actor,
wasa surprise hit at the
signed up for Dick Whittington
there this year, Julian Clary is
3 Promenade
performance from The
NationalTheatre two years ago now the go-to guy for pantomime Ragroof Players using
not least because it was innuendo. In the meantime, he text, song and dance and
byalittle-known playwright, stars in Le Grand Mort, a dark, a babel of languages to
DuncanMacmillan, and starred two-handed comedy written explore migration.
anon big-name actor in especially for him by the late Theatre Royal Stratford
DeniseGough, whowent Stephen Clark. Set in a smart East, E15, Sat; Charlton
vieraward
ontowin an Olivieraward Notting Hill kitchen, it Shopping Cente, Dover,
ng
for her electrifying finds Cla
Clarys Michael Fri to 24 Sep
performance. The e preparin a dinner
preparing Judith Mackrell
sferred
production transferred for two
two; but when
to the WestEnd and youn male
his young
now heads out on n tour guest Tim (James
with Lisa Dwyer Hogg Nelson-Jo
Nelson-Joyce) arrives,
(pictured) inthe leading c and
a gameof cat
role. Jeremy mousee
mouseensues. MC
Herrin directs Trafalgar
T
onceagain. MC Studios,
HOME, Fri to SW1, Wed
7Oct to 28 Oct
talks 16-22 Sep 2017 guide 38
Chatsworth House. The Peak Style: Five Centuries of Fashion Democracy Has Terrible Taste.
District stately home has starred at Chatsworth, and the various Bella Todd
in more costume dramas than famous models and Mitfords Chatsworth House, Fri to 24 Sep
TV Top 10
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Our essential Transparent
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this weeks Pfefferman family as Jill
must-watch telly Soloways series returns
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Jewish strand of their
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explored this time as
Maura is invited to speak
at a conference in Israel
and, inevitably, her family
tag along to bang their
heads on the Wailing Wall.
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Previews by Ben Arnold (BA), Ali Catterall (AJC), Sophie Harris (SH), Phil Harrison (PH), Ellen E Jones (EEJ), Mark Gibbings-
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Electric Dreams:
The Hood Maker
A run of Philip K Dick
adaptations begins
with this bleak,
grimy yarn starring
Richard Madden and
Holliday Grainger. W1A
Mutant telepaths More magnificently
are at war with insufferable middle-
Normals. What management jargon-
happens when mangling as the
society has too BBCs self-satirising
much information? sitcom returns. Its
Sun, 9pm, Channel 4 charter-renewal year
and the luckless
Ian Fletcher (Hugh
Bonneville) is back
to subject himself
to more agonising
time in the company
of Jessica Hyness
brilliantly awful
Siobhan Sharpe.
Bad Move Mon, 10pm, BBC2
Jack Dee has written another
comedy showcasing his own much-
vaunted grumpiness. He and Kerry
Godliman star as an urban couple
whove taken the rash decision to
decamp to the countryside, where
the wifi is intermittent and farmers
markets contain actual farmers.
Wed, 8pm, ITV
Insecure
After an intense and eventful penultimate
episode, this series finale has plenty of
loose ends to tie up. How will the emotions
JENNIFER CLASEN; JOAKIM ERIKSSON; TOM LEVINGE; JUSTINA MINTZ
8.0 Who Dares Wins (T) 8.0 The X Factor (T) Talent
Nick Knowles hosts the contest, hosted by Dermot
gameshow. Last in series. OLeary, in which solo
8.45 Casualty (T) Dylans singers and groups compete
attempt to reunite Sanosi to win a recording contract.
with his uncle does not go 9.15 The Jonathan Ross Show (T)
according to plan. The host is joined by Paul
9.35 Mrs Browns Boys (T) (R) Hollywood, Noel Fielding,
Agnes ends up at the Jeff Bridges, Julianne
wrong venue after trying Moore, Taron Egerton and
to gatecrash Marias Halle Berry. Plus, Craig
henparty. David will be performing.
10.00
10.05 BBC News; Weather (T) 10.15 The A-Z of Later with Jools
10.20 ITV News and Weather (T)
Lottery Update Holland: From Adele to ZZ 10.35 The Nutty Professor
10.25 Match of the Day (T) Top (T) Highlights from the (Tom Shadyac, 1996) (T) A
Including Watford v past 25 years. shy, overweight professor
Manchester City and 11.45 The White Countess invents a potion that
Tottenham v Swansea City. (James Ivory, 2005) (T) transforms him into a slim,
11.55 People Just Do Nothing (T) Period romantic drama, loud-mouthed charmer.
Grindah goes on his stag. withRalph Fiennes and Comedy remake, starring
12.25 The Uninvited (2009) Natasha Richardson. Eddie Murphy.
(T) Thriller, starring Emily 1.50 Renoir (2012) 12.20 Jackpot247 3.0 The Hungry
Browning. 1.45 Weather (T) Drama, with Michel Bouquet. Sailors (T) (R) 3.50 ITV
1.50 News (T) 3.35 This Is BBC Two (T) Nightscreen
49 guide 16-22 Sep 2017 Saturday 16 television
WWIIs Great Escapes: The Black Lake 9pm, BBC4 The Jonathan Ross Show
Freedom Trails 8pm, Channel 4 A Scooby gang of hot young 9.15pm, ITV
Debut of a new series in which Scandis romping around a In terms of guests, reliable chat
Monty Halls retraces some of the remote, rustic ski lodge might and the odd headline-grabbing
more audacious decampments sound like hygge heaven. But revelation, Jonathan Ross is at the
from Nazi PoW camps. Tonight, BBC4s latest Swedish import top of his game in his comfy ITV
the most successful mass- is more interested in creating chair. This week, The Great British
escape of the second world a mood of unsettling horror. Bake Offs Paul Hollywood and
war the breakout from Stalag Something awful happened at the Noel Fielding pop in to talk about
XVIIID in which Australian Ralph Black Lake resort two decades cakes and stuff. Over in Hollywood
Churches busted out more than ago, and those bad vibes seem A-list corner, theres Jeff Bridges,
100 comrades. Halls follows to be bleeding into the present Halle Berry and Julianne Moore as
their path through 200 miles of day. Can the empathetic Hanne well as chat from Taron Egerton.
mountains and forests, meeting unravel the spooky mystery Craig David provides the music,
the Slovenian partisans who before her bossy boyfriend loses completing the something-for-
helped along the way. AM it with the locals? GV everyone lineup. HV
8.0 WWIIs Great Escapes: The 8.0 The Great Fire: Death and 8.0 Swarm: Natures
Freedom Trails (T) New Destruction (T) (R) The Incredible Invasions (T)
series. Monty Halls reveals worst day of the inferno, (R) Concluding part of the
stories of Allied soldiers who revealing how St Pauls documentary.
escaped from Nazi territory Cathedral burned so fiercely 9.0 Black Lake New series.
during the second world war. its stones exploded. Abudding young hotelier
9.0 Super 8 (JJ Abrams, 8.55 5 News Weekend (T) and his friends visit a long-
2011) (T) Eighties-set sci- 9.0 Football on 5: The neglected ski resort.
fi thriller, starring Joel Championship (T) Including 9.40 Black Lake Hanne tries to
Courtney and Elle Fanning. Barnsley v Aston Villa, Hull uncover the truth about
City v Sunderland, and what happened.
Millwall v Leeds United.
11.20 The Mortal 10.0 Football on 5: Goal Rush 10.25 Easter Island: Mysteries of
Instruments: City of Bones (T) Including Blackburn v a Lost World (T) (R)
(Harald Zwart, 2013) (T) Wimbledon and Lincoln v 11.55 Top of the Pops: 1984
Fantasy adventure, with Mansfield. (T)(R)
LilyCollins and Jamie 10.30 The NCIS Movie: Legend 12.30 Timeshift: The Peoples
Campbell Bower. (T)(R) Liners Britains Lost
1.35 Ramsays Kitchen 12.05 Cricket on 5 (T) 1.05 Pleasure Fleets (T) (R) 1.30
Nightmares USA (T) (R) 2.30 SuperCasino (T) 3.10 Ring of A Very British Map: The
Hollyoaks (T) 4.35 Location, Fire (T) 4.40 Divine Designs Ordnance Survey Story (T)
Location, Location (T) (R) (T) (R) 5.10 Wildlife SOS (T) (R) 2.30 Swarm: Natures
5.30 Four in a Bed (T) (R) (R) 5.30 Chinese Food in Incredible Invasions (T) (R)
5.55 Last Man Standing (T) Minutes (T)
television Saturday 16 16-22 Sep 2017 guide 50
Other channels 2.0 Top Gear 3.20 Top Gear 5.0 Three Musketeers (1973) 4.45
Would I Lie to You? 5.40 Would Field of Dreams (1989)
CBBC I Lie to You? 6.20 Would I Lie to 6.55 Dantes Peak (1997)
7.0am Arthur 7.10 Scream Street You? 7.0 Not Going Out 8.0 Not 9.0 2 Guns (2013) 11.10
7.25 The Deep 7.45 MOTD Going Out 9.0 xXx (2002) Nina Forever (2015) 1.15
Kickabout 8.0 Marrying Mum and 11.30 Dave Gorman: Modern Life Black Swan (2010)
Dad 8.30 Newsround 8.35 Ali- Is Goodish 12.30 QI XL 1.30 QI XL
As Superchargers 9.0 Horrible 2.30 8 Out of 10 Cats 2.55 Parks ITV2
Histories 9.30 Young Dracula and Recreation 3.20 Parks and 6.0am Totally Bonkers Guinness
10.0 Young Dracula 10.30 The Recreation 4.0 Home Shopping World Records 6.10 Emmerdale
Next Step 10.55 Newsround 11.0 8.35 Coronation Street 12.0
The Playlist 11.15 Dragons: Riders E4 Sweet Home Alabama
of Berk 11.40 The Deep 12.0 The 6.0am Couples Come Dine with (2002) 2.10 The X Factor 3.15
Deep 12.20 Odd Squad 12.35 The Me 6.50 Couples Come Dine The Incredible Hulk (2008)
Dumping Ground 12.50 Hetty with Me 7.50 Coach Trip: Road 5.25 King Kong (2005) 9.0
Feather 1.15 Newsround 1.25 to Zante Final Week 8.25 Coach The Fast and the Furious
So Awkward 1.50 So Awkward Trip: Road to Zante Final Week (2001) 11.10 Family Guy 11.40
2.20 YOUR Top 5 Baa-rilliant 8.55 Coach Trip: Road to Zante Family Guy 12.10 Family Guy 12.35
Shaun The Sheep Episodes 2.30 Final Week 9.25 Coach Trip: Road American Dad! 1.05 Celebrity Juice
YOUR Top 5 Baa-rilliant Shaun to Zante Final Week 9.55 Coach 2.05 Bromans 3.0 Teleshopping
The Sheep Episodes 2.35 YOUR Trip: Road to Zante Final Week
Top 5 Baa-rilliant Shaun The 10.30 Robots (2005) 12.15 ITV3
Sheep Episodes 2.45 YOUR Rude(ish) Tube Shorts 12.30 The 6.0am Judge Judy 6.20 Murder,
Top 5 Baa-rilliant Shaun The Goldbergs 1.0 The Goldbergs 1.30 She Wrote 7.15 Murder, She Wrote
Sheep Episodes 2.50 YOUR Top The Goldbergs 2.0 Streetmate 8.20 Margery and Gladys 10.25
5 Baa-rilliant Shaun The Sheep 2.30 Streetmate 3.0 Dont Tell the Columbo: A Deadly State
Episodes 3.0 Wallace & Gromit: Bride 4.0 The Great British Bake of Mind (1975) 12.0 Carry
A Close Shave 3.30 Stepping Off 5.15 The Great British Bake Off: On Matron (1972) 1.05 FYI Daily
Up 4.0 Lifebabble 4.05 The An Extra Slice 6.05 The Big Bang 1.10 Carry On Matron (1972)
Worst Witch 4.35 Operation Theory 6.35 The Big Bang Theory 1.50 Wycliffe 2.55 Foyles War 5.0
Ouch! Hospital Takeover 4.35 7.0 The Big Bang Theory 7.35 The Foyles War 7.0 Agatha Christies
Zig and Zags Zogcasts 5.05 Ali- Big Bang Theory 8.0 The Big Bang Marple 9.0 Midsomer Murders
As Superchargers 5.30 Jamie Theory 8.30 The Big Bang Theory 11.0 A Touch of Frost 1.10 On the
Johnson 6.0 The Dumping 9.0 Bad Teacher (2011) 10.50 Buses 1.40 On the Buses 2.05 ITV3
Ground 6.30 My Life: Surfs Up Naked Attraction 11.55 Celebs Nightscreen 2.30 Teleshopping
7.0 Horrible Histories 7.30 Art Go Dating 1.0 Celebs Go Dating
Ninja 8.0 So Awkward 8.30 The 2.05 Celebs Go Dating 3.0 Tattoo ITV4
Worst Witch Fixers on Holiday 3.55 How I Met 6.0am Sporting Funnies 6.05
Your Mother 4.15 How I Met Your River Monsters 6.35 The Big Fish
Dave Mother 4.40 Rude(ish) Tube 5.0 Off 7.30 Motorsport UK 8.25
6.0am Home Shopping 7.10 Top Rude(ish) Tube Goodwood Classic Cars 9.30 ITV
Gear 8.0 Top Gear 9.0 Brojects Racing: The Opening Show 10.30
9.30 Brojects 10.0 Sin City Film4 Hat-Trick Heroes II 10.45 Fishing
Motors 11.0 Sin City Motors 11.0am Marmaduke Allstars 11.15 Fishing Allstars
12.0 Cops UK: Bodycam Squad (2010) 1.0 The Rugrats 11.45 Pawn Stars 12.15 Pawn Stars
1.0 Cops UK: Bodycam Squad Movie (1999) 2.35 The 12.40 Pawn Stars 1.10 Pawn Stars
51 guide 16-22 Sep 2017 Saturday 16 television
Todays best live sport Terrestrial variations
Darts: PDC Champions League STV NORTH As ITV except 1.30pm-4.0 BBC2 SCOTLAND 5.15pm The Beechgrove
1.15pm, BBC1 Racing on STV: Live from Doncaster (T) Garden (T) (R) Carole Baxter finds out how
12.20 Teleshopping 1.20 After Midnight the budget vegetable growers have fared.
Coverage of group-stage matches
2.50-6.0 ITV Nightscreen 5.45-6.15 Grand Tours of Scotlands Lochs
from Motorpoint Arena in Cardiff. CHANNEL As ITV except 12.20am-3.0 ITV (T) (R) Paul Murton travels from Loch
Premiership Rugby Union: Nightscreen (T) Gairloch to Loch Maree.
Leicester Tigers v Gloucester SCOTTISH As ITV except 1.30pm-4.0 BBC2 WALES 5.15pm-6.15 Gardeners
2.30pm, BT Sport 2 Racing on STV: Live from Doncaster (T) World (T)
Tigers seek their first win of the 12.20 Teleshopping 1.20 After Midnight BBC2 N IRELAND 11.0am Len and
2.50-6.0 ITV Nightscreen Ainsleys Big Food Adventure (T) (R)
season at Welford Road. ULSTER As ITV except 12.20am 11.45-12.45 Gardeners World (T) 5.15
Premier League Football: Teleshopping 1.20-3.0 ITV Nightscreen Mastermind (T) 5.45-6.15 Home Ground
Tottenham Hotspur v Swansea BBC1 SCOTLAND 4.30pm-5.25 (T) (R) Jo Scott relies on horsepower
City 5pm, BT Sport 1 Sportscene (T) to clear a forest, and Ruth Sanderson
Spurs welcome Swansea to their BBC1 N IRELAND 5.0pm-5.25 Final Score helps to restore peatland on the
temporary Wembley home. from Northern Ireland (T) MourneMountains.
1.35 Pawn Stars 2.05 Pawn Stars Dim Byd 10.45 Ffasiwn Bildar From Jacksonville 4.45 Beat Beat
2.30 Pawn Stars 2.55 Pawn Stars 11.15Hansh Beat 5.0 Watercolour Challenge
3.25 The Pink Panther 5.30 Watercolour Challenge
(1963) 5.45 Ferris Buellers Sky1
Day Off (1986) 7.45 Live Boxing 6.0am Ashley Banjos Secret Sky Atlantic
11.30 Tango & Cash (1989) Street Crew 7.0 Modern Family 6.0am Urban Secrets 7.0 Urban
1.40 The Classic Car Show 7.30 Modern Family 8.0 The F1 Secrets 8.0 Urban Secrets 9.0
Show 8.30 Soccer AM: The Best Fish Town 10.0 Fish Town 11.0
More4 Bits 9.0 PL Prediction Show Dinosaur 13 (2014) 1.0
8.55am Kirsties Vintage Gems 9.30 Premier League Preview House 2.0 House 3.0 House 4.0
9.30 Coast vs Country 10.25 A 10.0 Soccer AM 11.30 The Next Without a Trace 5.0 Without a
Place in the Sun: Winter Sun Jamie Vardy 12.30 Whats Up Trace 6.0 Without a Trace 7.0
11.30 A Place in the Sun: Winter TV 1.0 Golfs Funniest Moments Without a Trace 8.0 Without a
Sun 12.35 A Place in the Sun: 2.0 Gillette Soccer Saturday 3.15 Trace 9.0 Game of Thrones 11.35
Winter Sun 1.40 A Place in the Gillette Soccer Saturday 5.15 PL Ballers 12.10 Last Week Tonight
Sun: Winter Sun 2.50 Four in a Greatest Games 5.30 Modern with John Oliver 12.45 Real
Bed 3.20 Four in a Bed 3.50 Family 6.0 Modern Family 6.30 Time with Bill Maher 1.55 The
Four in a Bed 4.20 Four in a Bed Modern Family 7.0 Modern Family Wire 3.15 Vice Principals 4.0 CSI:
4.50 Four in a Bed 5.25 Come 7.30 Modern Family 8.0 A League Crime Scene Investigation 5.0
Dine with Me 5.55 Come Dine of Their Own 9.0 Stella 10.0 UrbanSecrets
with Me 6.25 Come Dine with Green Zone (2010) 12.15
Me 6.55 Come Dine with Me 7.30 Hawaii Five-0 1.10 Brit Cops: War W
Come Dine with Me 8.0 Great on Crime 2.05 Brit Cops: War on 6.10am Countryside 999 7.0 The
Canal Journeys 9.0 The 9/11 Hotel Crime 3.0 Brit Cops: War on Crime Bill 11.0 The Bill 12.0 EastEnders
10.0 9/11: The Lost Tapes 11.05 8 4.0 Stargate Atlantis 2.30 Jamies 30 Minute Meals
Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown 3.0 Tipping Point: Lucky
12.10 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Sky Arts Stars 6.0 My Family 8.0 John
Countdown 1.15 Big Fat Gypsy 6.0am Discovering: Judy Garland Bishop: In Conversation with
Weddings 2.20 8 Out of 10 Cats 7.0 Discovering: David Niven 8.0 David Walliams 9.0 From
Does Countdown Tales of the Unexpected 9.0 Tales Dusk Till Dawn (1996) 11.0
of the Unexpected 11.0 Landscape Louis Theroux: By Reason of
S4C Digital Artist of the Year 2016 12.0 Tate Insanity 12.20 Babies: Special
6.0am Cyw 8.0 Stwnsh Sadwrn Britains Great British Walks 1.0 Delivery 1.20 Outnumbered 1.50
10.0 Y Cosmos 11.0 Byd o Liw: Carole King: Tapestry Live from TheMusketeers
Arlunwyr 11.30 Mamwlad gyda Hyde Park 2.15 Hey, Boo: Harper
Ffion Hague 12.0 Mamwlad gyda Lee and To Kill a Mockingbird 3.45 Yesterday
Ffion Hague 12.30 Garddio a California Dreamin: The Songs 6.0am Pointless 7.10 Diamond
Mwy 1.0 Ffermio 1.30 100 Lle 2.0 of the Mamas and the Papas 5.0 Decades 8.0 Battleplan 9.0
100 Lle 2.30 Her yr Hinsawdd The Sixties 6.0 Tony Viscontis Forbidden History 6.0 John
3.0 Arctig Gwyllt Iolo Williams Unsigned Heroes 7.0 Discovering: Surtees: One of a Kind 7.0
4.0 Ysgol Ddawns Anti Karen Queen 8.0 Queen: Live in Milton Impossible Engineering 8.0
4.30 Tan 5.0 Bywyd y Fet 5.30 Keynes 9.0 The Making of Marc Boogie Fever: A TOTP2 Disco
Tom Maldwyn Pryce 6.0 Balwn Bolan 10.0 Beside Bowie: The Special 10.0 Why Planes Crash
Dros Everest 7.0 Newyddion a Mick Ronson Story 12.0 Rock and 11.0 CIA Declassified 12.0 Mummy
Chwaraeon 7.15 Clwb Rygbi 9.45 Roll 1.30 The Making of Marc Mysteries 1.0 Why Planes Crash
Nigel Owens: Wyt tin Gem? 10.15 Bolan 2.30 Lynyrd Skynyrd: Live 2.0 CIA Declassified
television Sunday 17 16-22 Sep 2017 guide 52
8.0 Fake or Fortune? (T) Fiona 8.0 The X Factor (T) Talent
Bruce and art expert Philip contest, hosted by Dermot
Mould investigate whether OLeary, in which solo
an unusual sculpture that singers and groups compete
has been broken by a cat to win a recording contract.
was originally the work of 9.0 Victoria (T) A crisis compels
Alberto Giacometti. Last in Albert to return to Coburg,
the series. where he learns a terrible
9.0 Strike The Silkworm (T) family secret, while a
Part two of two. Strike and troubled Victoria struggles
Robin become suspicious of to bond with her newly born
Fancourt. second child.
10.00
10.0 BBC News (T) 10.0 Risk Premiere. Documentary 10.05 ITV News and Weather (T)
10.20 BBC Regional News; following Julian Assange. 10.20 Judge Rinders Crime
Weather (T) 11.25 The Devils Double Stories (T) (R)
10.30 Match of the Day 2 (T) (Lee Tamahori, 2011) (T) 11.20 Liar (T) (R) Thriller, starring
Manchester United v Fact-based drama, with Joanne Froggatt and Ioan
Everton and Chelsea v Dominic Cooper and Gruffudd.
Arsena. Ludivine Sagnier. 12.15 Jackpot247 3.0 Motorsport
11.30 Fugitives (T) (R) The work 1.10 Sign Zone: Question Time UK (T) 3.50 British
of police extradition units in (T) (R) 2.10 Holby City (T) Superbike Championship
the UK and Europe. (R) 3.10 This Is BBC Two (T) Highlights (T) 5.05 The
12.15 Weather for the Week Jeremy Kyle Show (T) (R)
Ahead (T) 12.20 News (T)
53 guide 16-22 Sep 2017 Sunday 17 television
Strike The Silkworm 9pm, BBC1 Risk 10pm, BBC2 Cinema Through the Eye of
Choosing the prospect of an Laura Poitrass documentary Magnum 10pm, BBC4
interesting case over financial chronicles the peculiar life of From its inception in 1947, the
remuneration, Strike goes to work Julian Assange from the news Magnum photo agency developed
on behalf of Leonora Quine, wife of rape allegations against him, an intimate relationship with the
of gruesomely murdered novelist and through the first six years cinema. Robert Capa was involved
Owen. Trouble is, plenty of people of his ongoing self-imposed with Ingrid Bergman, enabling
had a motive to kill a writer who sequestration in Ecuadors him access to Hollywood studios
made enemies freely. Meantime, embassy in London. Poitras, for some candid if stylised snaps.
Robin chafes at the constraints of who also made Citizenfour Eve Arnold presented portraits of
her PA role and faces a dilemma. about whistleblower Edward Marilyn Monroe which presented
Hugely entertaining, its a series Snowden, appears to start out a more thoughtful, vulnerable
which pulls off the neat trick admiring Assange, but finds this alternative to her bombshell
of recalling whodunits from increasingly difficult as the story image, while more recently,
the Agatha Christie era without unfurls and its subject grows weve seen Paolo Pellegrins
seeming dated. JW evermore vainglorious. AM portraits of Kate Winslet. DS
8.0 Speed with Guy Martin: 8.0 Aviva Premiership Rugby 8.30 Secret Voices of Hollywood
F1 Challenge (T) The Highlights (T) Including (T) (R) Documentary
motorcycle racer joins a Northampton Saints v revealing the secret world
Formula One pit crew during Bath, Worcester Warriors v of the ghost singers,
the 2017 Belgian Grand Prix. Exeter Chiefs and Wasps v who provided the vocals
9.0 Electric Dreams: The Hood Harlequins. for some of Hollywoods
Maker (T) New series. Sci- 8.55 5 News Weekend (T) biggest stars.
fi anthology series based 9.0 How Magic Changed TV
on Philip K Dick. In the (T) The story of magic on
aftermath of a catastrophe, telly, featuring a look back
war brews between humans at performers such as Paul
and telepathic mutants. Daniels and Penn & Teller.
10.10 Lee Mack: Hit the Road 11.05 When Magic Goes 10.0 Cinema Through the Eye of
Mack (T) (R) Wrong (T) (R) Illusions Magnum (T)
11.05 Slumdog Millionaire that went spectacularly 10.55 Clara Bow: Hollywoods
(Danny Boyle, Loveleen badly, including stories of Lost Screen Goddess (T) (R)
Tandan, 2008) (T) Drama, magicians brushes with 11.55 Precision: The Measure of
with Dev Patel. death. All Things (T) (R)
1.20 The Supervet: Bionic 1.45 SuperCasino (T) 3.10 12.55 Apples, Pears and Paint:
Specials (T) (R) 2.15 Gillette Gotham (T) (R) 4.0 Now How to Make a Still Life
World Sport (T) 2.45 KOTV Thats Funny! (T) (R) 4.50 Painting (T) (R) 2.25
Boxing Weekly (T) 3.10 Divine Designs (T) (R) 5.20 Cinema Through the Eye of
Location, Location, Location Wildlife SOS (T) (R) 5.45 Magnum (T) (R)
(T) (R) Chinese Food in Minutes (R)
television Sunday 17 16-22 Sep 2017 guide 54
Other channels a Bit More Old News for You 2.0 Rays 11.0 2Awesome: Ready,
Mock the Week 2.30 8 Out of 10 Set, Style 11.15 2Awesome: Third
CBBC Cats 2.55 Parks and Recreation Wheel 11.25 2Awesome: Third
7.0am Arthur 7.10 Class 3.20 Parks and Recreation Wheel 11.40 The X Factor 12.55
Dismissed 7.25 Diddy TV 7.40 The Take Me Out 2.10 Step
Zoo 7.55 The Zoo 8.05 Marrying E4 Up 2: The Streets (2008) 4.15
Mum and Dad 8.35 Nine Minute 6.0am Kevin Can Wait 6.25 The Smurfs (2011) 6.20
Ninja 8.45 Officially Amazing Couples Come Dine with Me Evan Almighty (2007) 8.10
9.0 Blue Peter 9.30 Top Class 7.20 Couples Come Dine with Me Gravity (2013) 10.0 Family
10.0 Horrible Histories 10.35 8.25 Hollyoaks 11.0 Dont Tell Guy 11.30 American Dad! 11.55
Newsround 10.40 Arthur 10.55 the Bride 12.0 Streetmate 12.30 American Dad! 12.25 American
The Deep 11.15 Dragons: Riders My Hotter Half 1.05 My Hotter Dad! 12.55 American Dad! 1.25
of Berk 11.35 Odd Squad 11.50 Half 1.40 Confessions of a The Cleveland Show 1.50 The
Fit 12.15 Newsround 12.25 Our Teenage Drama Queen (2004) Cleveland Show
School 12.55 Operation Ouch! 3.25 The Goldbergs 4.0 The
Hospital Takeover 1.20 The Goldbergs 4.30 The Goldbergs ITV3
Next Step 1.45 The Next Step 5.0 The Big Bang Theory 5.30 6.0am On the Buses 6.25 Margery
2.05 Newsround 2.10 Brothers The Big Bang Theory 6.0 The Bigand Gladys 8.25 Heartbeat 9.25
and Sisters A Newsround Bang Theory 6.30 The Big Bang Heartbeat 10.25 Murder, She
Special 2.25 Lifebabble 2.30 Theory 7.0 The Big Bang Theory Wrote 11.25 Murder, She Wrote
Horrible Histories 3.0 Operation 7.30 The Big Bang Theory 8.0 12.25 Columbo: Playback
Ouch! 3.30 The Dengineers Home Alone (1990) 10.0 (1975) 2.05 Carry On Up
4.0 Naomis Nightmares of the Jungle (1970) 3.10 FYI Daily
Naked Attraction 11.05 Gogglebox
Nature 4.25 So Awkward 4.55 3.15 Carry On Up the Jungle
12.10 Celebs Go Dating 1.15 Celebs
The Dumping Ground 5.25 The (1970) 3.55 Wycliffe 5.0 Agatha
Go Dating 2.15 Dont Tell the Bride
Dumping Ground 5.40 Ali-As 3.05 Rude Tube 3.35 Hollyoaks Christies Marple 7.0 Midsomer
Superchargers 6.05 Ice Stars 6.35 Murders 9.0 Tonight at the
Our School 7.05 Top Class 7.35 Film4 Palladium 10.0 Kate: The Making
The Dumping Ground 8.0 The 11.0am Sink the Bismarck! of a Modern Queen 11.0 Sherlock
Next Step 8.25 Horrible Histories (1960) 1.0 Bridge Holmes: The Last Vampyre 1.10
to Terabithia (2007) 2.50 The Knock 2.05 The Knock 3.0 Mr
Dave Carry On Spying (1964) Selfridge 4.15 Griffs Great Britain
6.0am Home Shopping 7.20 4.35Moonrise Kingdom 4.40 Griff s Great Britain 5.05
Top Gear 8.20 Top Gear 9.20 (2012) 6.25 Battleship (2012) Judge Judy
Red Bull Soapbox Race 10.20 9.0 The Mechanic (2011)
Top Gear 12.0 Top Gear 1.20 10.50 Welcome to thePunch ITV4
Room 101 2.0 Would I Lie to (2013) 12.50 The King 6.0am The Car Chasers 6.25 The
You? 2.40 Would I Lie to You? of Comedy (1983) Avengers 7.30 British Superbike
3.20 Would I Lie to You? 4.0 Championship Highlights
Red Dwarf 4.40 Red Dwarf 5.20 ITV2 9.0 Goodwood Revival 10.0
Red Dwarf 6.0 Red Bull Soapbox 6.0am Totally Bonkers Guinness Goodwood Revival 11.0 Live
Race 7.0 Traffic Cops 8.0 Cops World Records 6.10 Youve Been British Touring Car Championship
UK: Bodycam Squad 9.0 Have I Framed! Gold 6.35 Coronation 6.30 Pawn Stars 7.0 Fishing
Got a Bit More Old News for You Street 10.0 2Awesome: Guidance Allstars 7.30 Fishing Allstars 8.0
10.0 Taskmaster 11.0 Live at the 10.25 2Awesome: LA Story 10.40 The Chase Celebrity Special 9.0
Apollo 12.0 QI XL 1.0 Have I Got 2Awesome: Cheerleaders: Steel Airplane! (1980) 10.50 Car
55 guide 16-22 Sep 2017 Sunday 17 television
Todays best live sport Terrestrial variations
ODI Cricket: India v Australia STV NORTH As ITV except 12.15am Politics North West (T)
8.50am, Sky Sports Cricket Teleshopping 1.15 After Midnight 2.45 May BBC1 SCOTLAND 11.0am-12.15 Sunday
the Best House Win (T) (R) 3.35-5.05 ITV Politics Scotland (T) 11.30-1.15 Sportscene
The opening game in a five-match
Nightscreen ITV WALES As ITV except (T) BBC1 N IRELAND 11.0am-12.15 Sunday
series. 12.40pm-1.10 Newsweek Wales Politics Northern Ireland (T)
Premier League Football: CHANNEL As ITV except 12.15am-3.0 ITV BBC2 SCOTLAND 4.30pm Wallace &
Chelseav Arsenal 12.30pm, Nightscreen SCOTTISH As ITV except Gromit: A Close Shave (T) (R) 5.0 River City
SkySports Main Event 12.15am Teleshopping 1.15 After Midnight (T) (R) 6.0 Sportscene (T) 7.0-10.0 PDC
First of two big games, with 2.45 May the Best House Win (T) (R) 3.35- Champions League of Darts (T) 12.55-1.10
5.05 ITV Nightscreen ULSTER As ITV This Is BBC Two (T)
Rooneys Everton returning to except 12.15am Teleshopping 1.15-3.0 ITV BBC2 WALES 4.30pm Top Gear (T) (R)
Old Trafford at 4pm. Nightscreen BBC1 NORTH 11.0am-12.15 5.30 Countryfile (T) (R) 5.45-6.30 Scrum
Formula One: The Singapore Sunday Politics Yorkshire and Lincolnshire V (T) BBC2 N IRELAND 11.25pm Sunday
Grand Prix 12.35pm, Channel 4 (T) BBC1 NORTH EAST 11.0am-12.15 Politics Northern Ireland (T) (R) 11.50
Can Lewis Hamilton maintain his Sunday Politics North East and Cumbria (T) Horizon: Mars A Travellers Guide (T) (R)
hot streak? BBC1 NORTH WEST 11.0am-12.15 Sunday 12.50-1.10 Waterworld (T) (R)
Crash Global 11.50 Universal 4.0 Modern Family 4.30 Modern House 1.30 The Bachelor King 3.0
Soldier: Regeneration (2009) Family 5.0 Modern Family 5.30 Making of David Attenboroughs
1.50 River Monsters 2.20 River Modern Family 6.0 Modern Bachelor King 4.0 Blue Bloods
Monsters Family 6.30 The Simpsons 7.0 The 9.0 Tin Star 10.0 Real Time with
Simpsons 7.30 The Simpsons 8.0 Bill Maher 11.10 Ballers 11.50
More4 Duck Quacks Dont Echo 9.0 The Mike Tyson: Undisputed Truth
8.55am Location, Location, Last Ship 10.0 The Force: North 1.35 The Wire 2.55 Vice Principals
Location 12.10 Come Dine with East 11.0 Zoo 12.0 Modern Family 3.30 Vice Principals 4.05 The
Me 2.50 Four in a Bed 5.25 Come 12.30 Modern Family 1.0 Brit British 5.0 The British
Dine with Me 8.0 The Supervet Cops: War on Crime 2.0 Hawaii
9.0 Car SOS 10.0 8 Out of 10 Cats Five-0 3.0 Brit Cops: War on Crime W
Does Countdown 11.05 24 Hours 4.0 Stargate Atlantis 5.0 Stargate 6.10am Countryside 999 7.0
in A&E 12.10 Ramsays Kitchen Atlantis MasterChef Australia 12.30 My
Nightmares USA 1.05 Ramsays Restaurant in India 1.0 Doctor
Kitchen Nightmares USA 2.05 Car Sky Arts Who 2.0 Doctor Who 3.20
SOS 3.05 8 Out of 10 Cats: Best 6.0am Discovering: Gary Cooper Miranda 4.0 Outnumbered 4.40
Bits 7.0 Discovering: Natalie Wood Outnumbered 5.20 Outnumbered
8.0 Discovering: Spencer Tracy 6.0 Ella Enchanted (2004)
S4C Digital 9.0 Tales of the Unexpected 9.30 8.0 The Secret Life of the
6.0am Cyw 8.50 Penblwyddi Cyw Tales of the Unexpected 11.0 Ballroom 9.0 John Bishop: In
8.55 Pen-Blwydd Pwy? 9.0 Dal Ati Landscape Artist of the Year 2016 Conversation with David Walliams
Dal Ati: Llyncu Geiriau 10.0 Dal 12.0 Fake! The Great Masterpiece 10.0 The Davina Hour 11.0 Louis
Ati: Benthyg Teulu 11.0 Duwiau Challenge 1.0 Treasures of the Theroux A Place for Paedophiles
Coll 11.30 Llefydd Sanctaidd 12.0 British Library 2.0 Inside the 12.0 One Born: What Happened
Dechrau Canu Dechrau Canmol Actors Studio: Steve Carell 3.0 Next? 1.0 Countryside 999
12.30 Draw Draw Yn Nhiroedd The Warner Saga 4.0 Diana Her 1.50 The Musketeers 3.0 Home
Siapan 1.15 Rygbi Pawb 2.15 Codi Story: The Book That Changed Shopping
Pac 2.45 Ffermio 3.15 Ralio+ 3.45 Everything 4.55 Ludovico Einaudi:
Clwb Rygbi 5.30 Pobol y Cwm Elements Live 6.10 Sir Simon Yesterday
7.20 Newyddion S4C ar Tywydd Rattle: Beethoven Symphonies 6.0am Pointless 7.10 Boogie
7.30 Dechrau Canu Dechrau 8.0 Tony Viscontis Unsigned Fever: A TOTP2 Disco Special
Canmol 8.0 Dylan ar Daith 9.0 Heroes 9.0 The Rolling Stones 9.0 Forbidden History 10.0
Bang 10.0 Ol Traed Gerallt Gymro Return to Hyde Park Sweet Forbidden History 11.0 Forbidden
10.30 Mamwlad gyda Ffion Hague Summer Sun 10.20 The Making of History 12.0 Forbidden History
11.0 Cadw Cwmni gyda John Marc Bolan 11.20 The Sixties 12.20 1.0 Forbidden History 2.0
Hardy Bessie (2015) 2.30 Sir Simon Forbidden History 3.0 Forbidden
Rattle: Beethoven Symphonies History 4.0 Forbidden History
Sky1 4.20 Arts Scholarships Sky 5.0 Forbidden History 6.0 Chris
6.0am Hour of Power 7.0 Duck Academy 4.30 Watercolour Tarrant: Extreme Railways 7.0
Quacks Dont Echo 7.30 Futurama Challenge Locomotion: Dan Snows History
8.0 Futurama 8.30 Futurama 9.0 of Railways 8.0 Great Barrier
Futurama 9.30 Futurama 10.0 Sky Atlantic Reef with David Attenborough
WWE Raw Hlts 11.0 NCIS: Los 6.0am Storm City 7.0 Storm City 9.0 Jackie Stewart: The Flying
Angeles 12.0 NCIS: Los Angeles 8.0 Storm City 8.55 Fish Town Scot 11.0 CIA Declassified 12.0
1.0 NCIS: Los Angeles 2.0 NCIS: 9.50 The Guest Wing 10.45 The Scotlands Murder Mysteries 1.0
Los Angeles 3.0 NCIS: Los Angeles Guest Wing 11.40 House 12.35 Jackie Stewart: The Flying Scot
television Monday 18 16-22 Sep 2017 guide 56
8.0 EastEnders (T) Stacey 8.0 University Challenge (T) 8.0 Countrywise: Guide to
receives worrying news The first-round matches Britain (T) (R) Liz Bonnin
about Arthur. continue. visits the tiny island of
8.30 Panorama (T) In-depth 8.30 Upstart Crow (T) Will has Lunga off the south-west
current affairs report. to confront a demon from coast of Scotland.
9.0 Rellik (T) Gabriel comes his past. 8.30 Coronation Street (T)
face to face with the 9.0 Horizon: Goodbye Cassini Aidans confession plunges
prime suspect in the serial Hello Saturn (T) The Eva into turmoil.
murders, but his deep achievements of the 9.0 Liar (T) Lauras online
and personal connection spacecraft Cassini, which has attack on Andrew yields
to the case could see him spent 13 years traversing the unexpected consequences.
jeopardising his career. Saturn system.
10.00
10.0 BBC News at Ten (T) 10.0 W1A (T) New series. 10.0 ITV News at Ten (T)
10.30 BBC Regional News and 10.30 Newsnight; Weather (T) 10.30 Local News (T)
Weather (T) 11.15 The Search for a New Earth 10.45 100 Year Old Driving School
10.45 Professor Green: Is It Time (T) (R) Part one of two. (T) (R)
to Legalise Weed? (T) Examining the possibility 11.45 The Jonathan Ross Show
11.40 Live at the Apollo (T) (R) of humans inhabiting other (T) (R) Paul Hollywood,
Danny Bhoy hosts Miles planets. Noel Fielding, Jeff Bridges,
Jupp and Lee Nelson. 12.45 Sign Zone Countryfile Julianne Moore, Taron
12.25 Weather for the Week (T) (R) 1.40 Celebrity Egerton and Halle Berry
Ahead (T) 12.30 BBC News MasterChef (T) (R) 2.40 This and Craig David.
(T) Is BBC Two (T) 12.40 Jackpot247 3.0 The Jeremy
Kyle Show (T) (R)
57 guide 16-22 Sep 2017 Monday 18 television
Horizon: Goodbye Cassini Hello Letters from Baghdad 9pm, BBC4 W1A 10pm, BBC2
Saturn 9pm, BBC2 Gertrude Bell, born 1868, Brilliant. Exactly. The merciless
It took seven years for Cassini was a writer, adventurer and spoof of the Beeb by the Beebis
to travel to Saturn and, over the archeologist who followed her back for a new series. Its the
last 13 years, the spacecraft has fascinating passions around year of Charter renewal and
been beaming back information the Middle East. As this BBC the perfect excuse for a round
to Earth. While theres plenty of dramatisation makes clear, her of meetings in which the art of
science to get excited about in life and legacy would have been saying nothing at length is spun
this doc, which marks the dramatic remarkable for any woman or out with semantic ingenuity by
ending of Cassinis mission, man, in the 19th century or the scriptwriters. Meanwhile,
whats really special are the the 21st. Archive footage is Siobhans Perfect Curve group
extraordinary, poetic photographs brought to life by actors playing has been bought out by Dutch
taken from the probe. In one shot the personalities of the time, group Fun Media. Not entirely
taken from beneath Saturns rings speaking words from their private sure about the sub-plot about
you can see a tiny twinkling planet diaries and letters, with Tilda a footballing cross-dresser,
in the distance: Earth. SH Swinton ideal as Bell. EEJ however. DS
8.0 Jamies Quick & Easy 8.0 Police Interceptors (T) The 8.0 Dangerous Earth (T) (R)
Food (T) Jamie Oliver interceptors skills are put Dr Helen Czerski examines
demonstrates recipes for to the test as they go in hot lightning.
high-speed ginger shakin pursuit of tearaway teens 8.30 Dangerous Earth (T) (R) Dr
beef and pak choi. and reckless youths. 5 News Helen Czerski examines the
8.30 Superfoods: The Real Story Update latest scientific insight into
(T) Kate Quilton is on the 9.0 Paddington Station 24/7 (T) auroras.
trail of the mysterious It is the height of summer 9.0 Letters from Baghdad (T)
macqui berry in Chile. in the capital, and as the The story of Gertrude Bell,
9.0 The Undateables (T) The temperature soars, tensions who helped to shape the
hopefuls include a 25-year- rise as commuters face modern Middle East after
old autistic law graduate. delays. the second world war.
10.0 First Dates (T) New series. 10.0 Caught in the Act: Dumb 10.30 The Legacy of Lawrence of
11.05 The Wedding Day (T) (R) Builders (T) Arabia (T) (R) Part one of
12.05 Random Acts (T) 12.35 60 11.05 Drive Angry (Patrick two.
Days in Jail (T) 1.25 Ramsays Lussier, 2011) (T) Fantasy 11.30 A Very British Murder with
Kitchen Nightmares USA (T) thriller, starring Nicolas Lucy Worsley (T) (R)
(R) 2.15 The Threshold Cage and Amber Heard. 12.30 She-Wolves: Englands Early
(2015) Premiere. Indian 12.55 SuperCasino (T) 3.10 Queens (T) (R) 1.30 The Art
drama, starring Rajit Kapur Gotham (T) (R) 4.0 Now of Gothic: Britains Midnight
and Neena Gupta. 3.50 Thats Funny! (T) 4.45 House Hour (T) (R) 2.30 Bright
Location, Location, Location Doctor (T) (R) 5.10 Great Lights, Brilliant Minds: A
(T) (R) 4.45 Selling Houses Artists (T) (R) 5.35 Wildlife Tale of Three Cities (T) (R)
with Amanda Lamb (T) SOS (T) (R) 3.30 Dangerous Earth (R)
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Other channels 3.0 Brojects in the House 3.30 Street 9.30 The Ellen DeGeneres
Brojects 4.0 Traffic Cops 5.0 Top Show 10.20 Below Deck 10.45
CBBC Gear 6.0 Top Gear 7.0 Traffic Cops Youve Been Framed! Gold 11.15
7.0am Arthur 7.10 Zig and 8.0 Dave Gorman: Modern Life Dress to Impress 12.20 Emmerdale
Zag 7.25 Danger Mouse 7.35 Is Goodish 9.0 Live at the Apollo 12.50 Coronation Street 1.50 The
MOTD Kickabout Round-Up 10.0 Room 101 10.40 Room 101 Ellen DeGeneres Show 2.45 The
7.40 Newsround 7.45 Officially 11.20 QI 12.0 Would I Lie to You? Jeremy Kyle Show 6.0 Dress to
Amazing 8.0 Now You See It 8.15 12.40 Mock the Week 1.20 QI 2.0 Impress 7.0 Youve Been Framed!
Newsround 8.20 Odd Squad 8.30 Would I Lie to You? 2.40 Parks Gold 8.0 Two and a Half Men 9.0
Hacker Time 9.0 Show Me What and Recreation 3.05 Parks and Family Guy 10.0 American Dad!
Youre Made Of: UK 9.30 Brain Recreation 3.30 8 Out of 10 Cats 11.0 Family Guy 12.0 Celebrity
Freeze 9.35 The Dumping Ground Juice 1.0 Two and a Half Men 1.30
10.05 4 OClock Club 10.05 Zig E4 Scorpion
and Zags Zogcasts 10.30 Lost & 6.0am Hollyoaks 6.30 Coach
Found Music Studios 10.55 My Trip: Road to Zante 7.0 Made in ITV3
Life: Who Are You? 11.25 Naomis Chelsea: Ibiza 8.0 Melissa & Joey 6.0am On the Buses 6.25 On the
Nightmares of Nature 11.55 9.0 2 Broke Girls 10.0 Baby Daddy Buses 6.50 Heartbeat 7.55 Where
Young Dracula 12.20 Shaun the 11.0 How I Met Your Mother 12.0 the Heart Is 8.55 Wild at Heart 9.55
Sheep 12.30 Shaun the Sheep The Goldbergs 1.0 The Big Bang Judge Judy 11.05 On the Buses
12.35 Arthur 12.50 Now You See Theory 2.0 Melissa & Joey 3.0 12.45 Barging Round Britain with
It 1.0 Hacker Time 1.30 4 OClock Baby Daddy 4.0 2 Broke Girls 5.0 John Sergeant 1.10 Heartbeat 2.15
Club 1.55 Show Me What Youre The Goldbergs 6.0 The Big Bang Doc Martin 3.20 Wild at Heart 4.20
Made Of: UK 2.25 Matilda and the Theory 7.0 Hollyoaks 7.30 All Star On the Buses 5.25 George and
Ramsay Bunch 2.40 My Life: Who Driving School 8.0 Mirror Mildred 6.0 Heartbeat 7.0 Murder,
Are You? 3.10 The Joke Machine Mirror (2012) 10.0 Celebs Go She Wrote 8.0 Agatha Christies
3.15 Zig and Zag 3.25 Zig and Zags Dating 11.05 The Big Bang Theory Marple 10.10 Lucan 11.35 A Touch
Zogcasts 3.30 Odd Squad 3.40 12.05 The IT Crowd 1.10 Celebs Go of Frost 1.40 On the Buses
Odd Squad 3.55 Copycats 4.20 Dating 2.20 First Dates 3.15 Tattoo
Newsround 4.30 Shark Bites 4.35 Fixers 4.10 Rude(ish) Tube 4.55 ITV4
The Worst Witch 5.0 The Deep How I Met Your Mother 6.0am The Car Chasers 6.45 Pawn
5.25 Horrible Histories 6.0 Danger Stars 7.30 The Saint 8.30 Ironside
Mouse 6.10 Dragons: Race to Film4 9.35 Quincy ME 10.40 Minder
the Edge 6.35 Zig and Zag 6.45 11.0am Santa Fe (1951) 12.45 11.40 The Avengers 12.50 The
Scream Street 7.0 Operation Ouch! The Ladykillers (1955) 2.30 Saint 1.50 Ironside 2.55 Quincy ME
7.30 Horrible Histories 7.55 Shark Father Goose (1964) 4.45 4.0 Minder 5.0 The Avengers 6.05
Bites 8.0 The Dumping Ground The Poseidon Adventure The Car Chasers 7.0 Pawn Stars
8.30 The Deep 8.30 Lifebabble (1972) 7.05 The Two Faces of 8.0 Fishing Allstars 9.0 Car Crash
January (2014) 9.0 Rise of Global 10.0 Exit Wounds
Dave the Planet of the Apes (2011) 11.05 (2001) 12.10 Tango & Cash
6.0am Home Shopping 7.10 A Time to Kill (1996) 2.0 (1989) 2.10 Motorsport UK
Scrapheap Challenge 8.10 The Bunker (2016)
American Pickers 9.0 Storage More4
Hunters UK 9.30 Storage Hunters ITV2 8.55am A Place in the Sun: Winter
UK 10.0 American Pickers 11.0 6.0am Totally Bonkers Guinness Sun 11.0 Four in a Bed 1.40 A
American Pickers 12.0 Jay Lenos World Records 6.50 Below Deck Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 3.50
Garage 1.0 Top Gear 2.0 Top Gear 8.0 Emmerdale 8.30 Coronation Time Team 5.55 George Clarkes
59 guide 16-22 Sep 2017 Monday 18 television
Todays best live sport Terrestrial variations
Snooker: World Open 12.30pm, STV NORTH As ITV except 8.0pm-8.30 Ground (T) 10.40 Peacemakers (T) 11.10
Eurosport 1 The Peoples History Show (T) 10.30 Professor Green: Is It Time to Legalise
Scotland Tonight (T) 11.05 100 Year Old Weed? (T) 12.05-12.50 Live at the Apollo
The opening day, featuring
Driving School (T) (R) 12.05 Teleshopping (T) (R)
matches at the Yushan Number 1.05 After Midnight SCOTTISH As ITV BBC2 SCOTLAND 7.0pm-8.0 This
One Middle School in China. except 8.0pm-8.30 The Peoples History Farming Life (T) 9.0-10.0 Raploch: Where
Cycling: Road World Show (T) 10.30 Scotland Tonight (T) 11.05 Are They Now? (T) 11.15 Horizon: Goodbye
Championships 12.30pm, 100 Year Old Driving School (T) (R) 12.05 Cassini Hello Saturn (T) 12.15 Top Gear (T)
Eurosport 2 Teleshopping 1.05 After Midnight ULSTER (R) 1.15-1.40 This Is BBC Two
As ITV except 8.0pm-8.30 Lesser Spotted BBC2 WALES 11.15pm Its My Shout: Short
The mens under-23 individual Journeys (T) 10.45-11.45 View from Films from Wales (T) 11.30 The Search for
time-trial from Bergen, Norway. Stormont (T) BBC1 NORTH 7.30pm-8.0 a New Earth (T) (R) 1.0 Coast (T) (R) 1.15-
La Liga Football: Espanyol v Celta Inside Out Yorkshire and Lincolnshire (T) 1.40 Plane Drunk Panorama (T) (R)
Vigo 8pm, Sky Sports Main Event 11.40-12.25 The Super League Show (T) BBC2 N IRELAND 7.0pm-8.0 This
Spanish top-flight match at the BBC1 WALES 7.30pm-8.0 Fake Britain (T) Farming Life (T) 10.0-10.30 Cumhacht an
RCDE Stadium. BBC1 N IRELAND 7.30pm-8.0 Home Cheoil (T)
Amazing Spaces 6.55 The Secret 11.0 NCIS: Los Angeles 12.0 Hawaii a Trace 1.0 CSI: Crime Scene
Life of the Zoo 7.55 Grand Designs Five-0 2.0 NCIS: Los Angeles 3.0 Investigation 2.0 Blue Bloods 3.0
9.0 Great Pyramid: Treasures Supergirl 4.0 Stargate SG-1 5.0 Fish Town 4.0 The West Wing
Decoded 10.0 999: Whats Your Futurama 5.30 Modern Family 6.30 5.0 The West Wing 6.0 Without
Emergency? 11.05 8 Out of 10 Cats The Simpsons 9.0 Wanted a Trace 7.0 CSI: Crime Scene
Does Countdown 12.05 Ramsays (2008) 11.10 Karl Pilkington: The Investigation 8.0 Blue Bloods
Kitchen Nightmares USA 1.05 High Moaning of Life 12.05 A League of 9.0 Big Little Lies 10.0 The
Class Call Girls 2.10 Grand Designs Their Own: Best Bits 1.0 The Force: Normal Heart (2014) 12.35 Real
3.15 8 Out of 10 Cats Uncut Manchester 2.0 Hawaii Five-0 3.0 Time with Bill Maher 1.45 The
Motorway Patrol 4.0 Animal 999 Wire 3.0 Vice Principals 3.35 Vice
S4C Digital 5.0 The Dog Whisperer Principals 4.10 The West Wing
6.0am Cyw Hafod Haul 6.15 Guto
Gwningen 6.30 Sam Tan 6.40 Twt Sky Arts W
6.55 Peppa 7.0 ASRA 7.15 Ynys 6.0am Dmitri Shostakovich: A Man 6.0am Countryside 999 7.0
Broc Mor Lili 7.20 Digbi Draig 7.35 of Many Faces 7.15 Symphony No MasterChef Australia 8.0 Extreme
Jen a Jim Pob Dim 7.50 Sara a 12, The Year 1917, In D Minor, Op Weight Loss 10.0 The Bill 11.0
Cwac 8.0 Sbarc 8.15 Ty Mel 8.20 112 8.0 Auction 8.30 Watercolour Tipping Point 12.0 Tipping
Y Dywysoges Fach 8.35 Syrcas Challenge 9.0 Tales of the Point 1.0 River Cottage Veg 2.0
Deithiol Dewi 8.45 Dwylor Enfys Unexpected 10.0 The Lady in MasterChef USA 3.0 Extreme
9.0 Igam Ogam 9.10 Oli Dan y Number 6: Music Saved My Life Weight Loss 5.0 Tipping Point
Don 9.25 Chwedlau Tinga Tinga 10.45 Carole King: Tapestry Live 6.0 Tipping Point 7.0 MasterChef
9.35 Cymylaubychain 9.45 Bach a from Hyde Park 12.0 Discovering: Australia 8.30 My Restaurant in
Mawr 10.0 Hafod Haul 10.15 Guto James Mason 1.0 Tales of the India 9.0 The Davina Hour 10.0
Gwningen 10.30 Sam Tan 10.40 Unexpected 2.0 Auction 2.30 Russell Howards Good News
Twt 10.50 Peppa 11.0 ASRA 11.15 Watercolour Challenge 3.0 REM 10.40 EastEnders 11.20 Babies:
Ynys Broc Mor Lili 11.20 Digbi Draig by MTV 5.0 Discovering: Guns Special Delivery 12.20 Russell
11.35 Jen a Jim Pob Dim 11.50 Sara N Roses 5.30 Discovering: Foo Howards Good News 1.0 W1A 1.30
a Cwac 12.0 Newyddion S4C ar Fighters 6.0 Discovering: Marilyn W1A 2.0 The Musketeers
Tywydd 12.05 Heno 1.0 Celwydd Monroe 7.0 Tate Britains Great
Noeth 1.30 Byd o Liw: Arlunwyr 2.0 British Walks 8.0 Andre Rieu: Yesterday
Newyddion S4C ar Tywydd 2.05 And the Waltz Goes On 11.0 Art 6.0am Antiques Roadshow 7.10
Prynhawn Da 3.0 Newyddion S4C of the Prank 12.45 Tales of the The Birth of Empire: The East India
ar Tywydd 3.05 Y Plas 3.30 Y Plas Unexpected 1.15 Tales of the Company 8.0 The Codebreaker
4.0 Awr Fawr 5.0 Stwnsh Ffeil 5.05 Unexpected 1.45 Auction 2.15 Who Hacked Hitler 9.0 Tenko
Boom! 5.15 Fideo Fi 5.35 Sgorio 6.0 Watercolour Challenge 2.45 The 10.0 Time Team 11.0 Time Team
Newyddion S4C ar Tywydd 6.05 Rolling Stones: Sweet Summer Sun 12.0 Time Team 1.0 Time Team
04 Wal 6.30 Ralio+ 7.0 Heno 8.0 Hyde Park 4.05 The Rolling Stones: 2.0 Secrets of War 3.0 Secrets of
Pobol y Cwm 8.25 Garddio a Mwy Live at the Marquee 5.0 The South War 4.0 Sharpe 6.0 Tenko 7.0 The
9.0 Newyddion 9 ar Tywydd 9.30 Bank Show Originals Nazis: A Warning from History
Ffermio 10.0 Chwys 10.30 Clwb 8.0 Monarchy by David Starkey
Rygbi 1.05 Diwedd Sky Atlantic 9.0 Fawlty Towers: Basils Best
6.0am Richard E Grants Hotel Bits 11.0 Fawlty Towers 11.45
Sky1 Secrets 7.0 Richard E Grants Monarchy by David Starkey 12.45
6.0am Hawaii Five-0 7.0 Road Hotel Secrets 8.0 The British 9.0 The Nazis: A Warning from History
Wars 8.0 Monkey Life 9.0 The Dog The British 10.0 The West Wing 1.45 Secrets of War 2.35 Raiders of
Whisperer 10.0 Its Me or the Dog 11.0 The West Wing 12.0 Without the Lost Art
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8.0 Holby City (T) It is the 9.0 Saving Lives at Sea (T) 8.0 Robson Greens Coastal
day of Oliver and Zosias Cameras follow the Dover Lives (T) The presenter
wedding, and the arrival of RNLI crew as they race to a travels to Anglesey.
a particular guest threatens Channel swimmer who has 8.30 Call the Cleaners (T) New
to ruin their happy day. collapsed within eyesight of series. Documentary
9.0 Doctor Foster (T) Gemma the French coast, while the following the work of
tries to prioritise Toms Tenby team are called to a extreme cleaners.
needs, even though she runaway yacht. 9.0 100 Year Old Driving School
andSimon are at each (T) At a biker cafe in Surrey,
others throats. Drama, cameras follow seasoned
starring Suranne Jones drivers as they sit their
andBertie Carvel. assessments.
10.00
10.0 BBC News at Ten (T) 10.0 Quacks (T) Last in the series. 10.0 ITV News at Ten (T)
10.30 BBC Regional News and 10.30 Newsnight; Weather (T) 10.30 Local News (T)
Weather (T) Lottery Update 11.10 Weather (T) 10.40 Safe House (T) (R) Drama,
10.45 Germanys New Nazis 11.15 NFL This Week (T) starring Christopher
Panorama (T) 12.05 Worlds Busiest Cities: Eccleston.
11.30 Ambulance (T) (R) Moscow (T) (R) 1.05 11.45 Lethal Weapon (T) (R) A
Documentary revealing Sign Zone The Week the string of neighbourhood
dilemmas faced by the Landlords Moved In (T) burglaries hits close to
London Ambulance Service. (R) 2.05 No More Boys home for Murtaugh.
12.30 Weather for the Week and Girls: Can Our Kids Go 12.30 Jackpot247 3.0 Loose
Ahead (T) 12.35 BBC News Gender Free? (T) (R) 3.05 Women (R) 3.50 ITV
(T) This Is BBC Two (T) Nightscreen
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Saving Lives at Sea 9pm, BBC2 100 Year Old Driving School Quacks 10pm, BBC2
The series spotlighting the 9pm, ITV This cult-series-in-waiting never
efforts of RNLI lifeboats around There are any number of shows quite got the viewing numbers
the UK continues with more about vintage motors, but vintage itdeserved, but well miss it
tales of everyday heroism motorists? Not so much. Elderly whenits gone. The Victorian
recounted direct to camera, in drivers getting reassessed here setting and cast suggest a
rather startling fashion, by the include John William Quince, Horrible Histories sketch (and
volunteers themselves. Instead who, after decades living in Spain, even more so now, with HHs
of stagey reconstructions, cant wait to hare down Britains Ben Willbond as dashing French
actual incident footage is pulled motorways again at 95. Years old, surgeon Patrice Dupont), but the
from their helmet cams, adding that is, not miles per hour. Still, script from Revs James Wood
bothurgency and an authentic hes positively a toddler compared has moments of emotional acuity
oceanic wobble. In tonights with fellow test-taker and former amid the gags and gore. In this
instalment, crews from Dover, England cricketer Eileen Ash, 105, series finale, Dr Hendrick (Rupert
Mudeford and Tenby respond who wants to take her beloved Everett) himself is about to go
topanicked callouts. GV Mini for another spin. AJC under the knife. EEJ
8.0 The Great British Bake 8.0 The Dog Rescuers with Alan 8.0 Vienna: Empire, Dynasty
Off (T) Nine remaining Davies (T) Animal welfare and Dream (T) (R)
contestants tackle the officer Matt rescues two 9.0 Henry VII: Winter King
shows first caramel week. dogs living outside with (T) (R) Documentary in
9.15 Celebrity Island with Bear only a TV cabinet for shelter. which author Thomas Penn
Grylls (T) After nearly 5News Update examines the reign of the
threeweeks on the island, 9.0 Alaska: A Year in the first Tudor monarch from
the stars are still without Wild (T) New series. his victory at the Battle of
shelter and ravaged by Documentary following Bosworth in 1485 to his
insect bites, while comedian four seasons in the north death in 1509.
Mark Watson is struggling American state, beginning
with insomnia. with winter.
10.20 Gogglebox (T) (R) 10.0 The Hotel Inspector: 10.0 Jerusalem: The Making of
11.25 Britains Benefit Tenants (T) Checking In, Checking Out a Holy City (T) (R) The story
12.20 Music on 4 Bestival 2017 (T) of the city from ancient
(T) 12.50 Bestival 2017 (T) 11.05 Cruising with Jane times to the present day.
1.15 Lego Masters (T) (R) 2.10 McDonald (T) (R) 11.0 The Legacy of Lawrence of
Location, Location, Location 12.05 Cricket on 5 (T) 1.0 Arabia (T) (R) Conclusion.
(T) (R) 3.05 WWIIs Great SuperCasino (T) 3.10 12.0 Black Lake (T) (R) 12.40
Escapes: The Freedom Trails Gotham (T) (R) 4.0 Now Black Lake (T) (R) 1.25
(T) (R) 4.0 Selling Houses Thats Funny! (T) 4.45 House Henry VII: Winter King (T)
(T) 4.55 Building the Dream Doctor (T) (R) 5.10 Great (R) 2.25 Vienna: Empire,
(T) (R) 5.50 Jamies Comfort Artists (T) (R) 5.35 Wildlife Dynasty and Dream (T) (R)
Food (T) (R) SOS (T) (R)
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Other channels 8.0 QI XL 9.0 Live at the Apollo 7.15 Below Deck 7.35 Youve Been
10.0 Mock the Week 10.40 Mock Framed! Gold 8.0 Emmerdale 8.30
CBBC the Week 11.20 QI 12.0 Would I Lie Coronation Street 9.30 The Ellen
7.0am Arthur 7.10 Zig and Zag 7.25 to You? 12.40 Mock the Week 1.20 DeGeneres Show 10.20 Below
Danger Mouse 7.40 Newsround QI 2.0 Would I Lie to You? 2.40 Deck 11.15 Dress to Impress 12.20
7.45 Officially Amazing 8.0 Now Parks and Recreation 3.05 Parks Emmerdale 12.50 Coronation
You See It 8.15 Newsround 8.20 and Recreation 3.30 8 Out of 10 Street 1.50 The Ellen DeGeneres
Odd Squad 8.30 Hacker Time 9.0 Cats Show 2.45 The Jeremy Kyle Show
Show Me What Youre Made Of: 6.0 Dress to Impress 7.0 Youve
UK 9.30 Brain Freeze 9.35 The E4 Been Framed! Gold 8.0 Two and
Dumping Ground 10.05 4 OClock 6.0am Hollyoaks 6.30 Rude(ish) a Half Men 9.0 Hot
Club 10.30 Lost & Found Music Tube 7.0 Made in Chelsea: Ibiza 8.0 Fuzz (2007) 11.25 Family Guy 12.55
Studios 10.55 My Life: Peters Melissa & Joey 9.0 2 Broke Girls American Dad! 1.20 Release the
Circus 11.25 Naomis Nightmares 10.0 Baby Daddy 11.0 How I Met Hounds
of Nature 11.50 Young Dracula Your Mother 12.0 The Goldbergs
12.20 Shaun the Sheep 12.30 1.0 The Big Bang Theory 2.0 ITV3
Shaun the Sheep 12.35 Arthur Melissa & Joey 3.0 Baby Daddy 4.0 6.0am Judge Judy 6.40 Heartbeat
12.50 Now You See It 1.0 Hacker 2 Broke Girls 5.0 The Goldbergs 7.40 Where the Heart Is 8.40 Wild
Time 1.30 4 OClock Club 1.55 6.0 The Big Bang Theory 7.0 at Heart 9.40 Judge Judy 11.0
Show Me What Youre Made Of: Hollyoaks 7.30 All Star Driving George and Mildred 11.35 On the
UK 2.25 Matilda and the Ramsay School 8.0 The Big Bang Theory Buses 12.40 Barging Round Britain
Bunch 2.40 Blue Peter 3.10 Nine 9.0 Tattoo Fixers: Top Tatts 10.0 with John Sergeant 1.10 Heartbeat
Minute Ninja 3.20 Zig and Zag Celebs Go Dating 11.10 My Hotter 2.10 Doc Martin 3.15 Wild at Heart
3.30 Odd Squad 3.45 Odd Squad Half 12.15 The Big Bang Theory 4.20 On the Buses 4.55 On the
4.0 Copycats 4.25 Newsround 1.15 The IT Crowd 2.20 Celebs Go Buses 5.25 George and Mildred
4.35 Shark Bites 4.40 The Next Dating 3.15 Tattoo Fixers: Top Tatts 5.55 Heartbeat 7.0 Murder, She
Step 5.0 The Next Step 5.25 4.10 Rude(ish) Tube 4.55 How I Wrote 8.0 Midsomer Murders 10.0
Our School 6.0 Danger Mouse Met Your Mother Lucan 11.30 Sherlock Holmes: The
6.10 The Deep 6.35 Zig and Zag Last Vampyre 1.30 On the Buses
6.45 Scream Street 7.0 Horrible Film4
Histories: Magna Carta Special 11.0am
Footsteps in the ITV4
7.30 Our School 8.0 The Dumping Fog (1955) 12.50
My 6.0am The Car Chasers 6.55
Ground 8.30 The Next Step 8.50 Darling Clementine (1946) 2.50 Pawn Stars 7.50 The Saint 8.55
Epic Quick Blast
The Comancheros (1961) Ironside 10.0 Live Bowls 6.0 The
5.0
Mysterious Island (1961) Car Chasers 7.0 Pawn Stars 8.0
Dave 7.05
Unstoppable (2010) World Superbike Highlights 9.0
6.0am Home Shopping 7.0 9.0 Dawn of the Benidorm 10.0 Car Crash Global
Scrapheap Challenge 8.10 Planet of the Apes (2014) 11.35 11.0
Assassins (1995) 1.45
American Pickers 9.0 Storage Blue Is the Warmest Minder 2.40 World Cup Rivalries:
Hunters UK 9.30 Storage Hunters Colour (2013) Brazil v Italy
UK 10.0 American Pickers 11.0
American Pickers 12.0 Jay Lenos ITV2 More4
Garage 1.0 Top Gear 2.0 Top Gear 6.0am Planets Funniest Animals 8.55am A Place in the Sun:
3.0 Brojects in the House 3.30 6.25 Totally Bonkers Guinness Winter Sun 11.0 Four in a Bed
Brojects 4.0 Traffic Cops 5.0 Top World Records 6.50 Totally 1.40 A Place in the Sun: Winter
Gear 6.0 Top Gear 7.0 Traffic Cops Bonkers Guinness World Records Sun 3.50 Time Team 5.55 George
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Todays best live sport Terrestrial variations
ODI Cricket: England v West STV NORTH As ITV except 10.30pm Teleshopping 1.30-3.0 ITV Nightscreen
Indies 12noon, Sky Sports Cricket Scotland Tonight (T) 11.05 Safe House BBC1 SCOTLAND 8.0pm-9.0 River
(T) (R) 12.05 Teleshopping 1.05 After City(T) 10.45 Holby City (T) 11.45
The first game of the five-match
Midnight 2.35-5.05 ITV Nightscreen (T) Germanys New Nazis Panorama (T)
series from Old Trafford. ITV WALES As ITV except 10.40 Wales on 12.30-1.30 Ambulance (T) (R) BBC1 N
Womens World Cup Football: TV (T) 11.10-11.45 Countrywise: Guide to IRELAND 10.40pm Spotlight (T) 11.10
England v Russia 6.30pm, BBC2 Britain (T) (R) Germanys New Nazis Panorama (T)
The opening qualifier from CHANNEL As ITV except 12.30am-3.0 ITV 11.55-12.55 Ambulance (T) (R) BBC2
Prenton Park, Tranmere. Nightscreen WALES 3.30pm First Ministers Questions
SCOTTISH As ITV except 10.30pm (T) 4.20 Great British Railway Journeys
League Cup Football: Leicester Scotland Tonight (T) 11.05 Safe House (T) (R) 4.50 Human Planet (T) (R) 5.50-
City v Liverpool 7.30pm, (T) (R) 12.05 Teleshopping 1.05 After 6.0 Coast (T) (R) 11.15 Its My Shout:
SkySports Main Event Midnight 2.35-5.05 ITV Nightscreen (T) Short Films from Wales (T) 11.25 NFL This
Coverage of the third-round ULSTER As ITV except 10.40pm Teach Week (T) 12.20 Coast (T) (R) 12.35-1.05
match from the King Power My Pet to Do That (T) 11.10-11.45 James Why Mum Died: Britains Sepsis Crisis
Stadium. Martins French Adventure (T) 12.30 Panorama (T)
Clarkes Amazing Spaces 6.55 The 9.0 The Dog Whisperer 10.0 Its Me 12.0 Without a Trace 1.0 CSI:
Secret Life of the Zoo 7.55 Grand or the Dog 11.0 NCIS: Los Angeles Crime Scene Investigation 2.0
Designs 9.0
The Sweeney 12.0 Hawaii Five-0 1.0 Hawaii Blue Bloods 3.0 Fish Town 4.0
(2012) 11.15 8 Out of 10 Cats Five-0 2.0 NCIS: Los Angeles 3.0 The West Wing 6.0 Without
Does Countdown 12.20 Ramsays Supergirl 4.0 Stargate SG-1 5.0 a Trace 7.0 CSI: Crime Scene
Kitchen Nightmares USA 1.20 Futurama 5.30 Modern Family 6.0 Investigation 8.0 Blue Bloods
Secrets of the Living Dolls 2.30 Modern Family 6.30 The Simpsons 9.0 Beware The Slenderman 11.15
Grand Designs 8.0 A League of Their Own 9.0 Ray Donovan 12.25 Im Dying
Micky Flanagans Detour de France Up Here 1.35 The Wire 2.50 Vice
S4C Digital 10.0 A League of Their Own US Principals 3.25 Vice Principals 4.0
6.0am Cyw Do Re Mi Dona 6.15 Road Trip 11.0 The Last Ship 12.0 The West Wing
Patrol Pawennau 6.30 Halibalw A League of Their Own 1.0 The
6.40 Octonots 6.50 Bing 7.0 Patrol Force: Manchester 2.0 Stella 3.0 W
Pawennau 7.15 Teulu Ni 7.20 Meic Motorway Patrol 4.0 Animal 999 6.05am Judge Faith 6.30
y Marchog 7.35 Heini 7.50 Tomos 5.0 The Dog Whisperer MasterChef Australia 8.0 Extreme
ai Ffrindiau 8.0 Rapsgaliwn 8.15 Weight Loss 10.0 The Bill 11.0
Cegin Cyw 8.20 Y Dywysoges Fach Sky Arts Tipping Point 12.0 Tipping
8.35 Y Brodyr Coala 8.45 Abadas 6.0am Nureyevs Don Quixote 7.55 Point 1.0 River Cottage Veg 2.0
9.0 Wibli Sochyn y Mochyn 9.10 Classical Destinations 8.0 Auction MasterChef USA 3.0 Extreme
Sbridiri 9.30 Pingu 9.35 Bobi Jac 8.30 Watercolour Challenge 9.0 Weight Loss 5.0 Tipping Point
9.45 Pentre Bach 10.0 Do Re Mi Tales of the Unexpected 10.0 6.0 Tipping Point 7.0 MasterChef
Dona 10.15 Patrol Pawennau 10.30 REM by MTV 12.0 Discovering: Australia 8.0 One Born Every
Halibalw 10.40 Octonots 10.50 Marilyn Monroe 1.0 Tales of the Minute 9.0 The Secret Life of the
Bing 11.0 Patrol Pawennau 11.15 Unexpected 2.0 Auction 2.30 Ballroom 10.0 Russell Howards
Teulu Ni 11.20 Meic y Marchog Watercolour Challenge 3.0 Frank Good News 10.40 EastEnders
11.35 Heini 11.50 Tomos ai Sinatra: The Voice of America 11.20 One Born Every Minute
Ffrindiau 12.0 Newyddion S4C 5.0 Discovering: Amy Winehouse 12.20 Russell Howards Good
ar Tywydd 12.05 Heno 1.0 Dylan 5.30 Discovering: Bee Gees 6.0 News 1.0 W1A 1.30 W1A 2.0 The
ar Daith 2.0 Newyddion S4C ar Discovering: Frank Sinatra 7.0 The Musketeers
Tywydd 2.05 Prynhawn Da 3.0 Sixties 8.0 Discovering: Queen
Newyddion S4C ar Tywydd 3.05 9.0 Tony Viscontis Unsigned Yesterday
Cefn Gwlad 4.0 Awr Fawr 5.0 Heroes 10.0 Rock and Roll 11.30 6.0am Antiques Roadshow
Stwnsh Ffeil 5.05 Tag 5.30 Larfa Discovering: Janis Joplin 12.0 7.10 Supersized Earth 8.0 The
5.35 Dreigiau Marchogion Berc Tony Viscontis Unsigned Heroes Nazis: A Warning from History
6.0 Newyddion S4C ar Tywydd 1.0 Tales of the Unexpected 9.0 Tenko 10.0 Time Team 11.0
6.05 Cwpwrdd Dillad 6.30 Ysgol 2.0 Auction 2.30 Watercolour Time Team 12.0 Time Team 1.0
Ddawns Anti Karen 7.0 Heno Challenge 3.0 Oscar Peterson Time Team 2.0 Secrets of War
7.30 Rownd a Rownd 8.0 Pobol Live In 63, 64 and 65 4.50 Arts 3.0 Secrets of War 4.0 Sharpe
y Cwm 8.25 Tan 9.0 Newyddion Scholarships Sky Academy 5.0 6.0 Tenko 7.0 Channel Islands at
9 ar Tywydd 9.30 Huw Edwards: The South Bank Show Originals War 8.0 Impossible Engineering
Datganoli 20 10.30 Mwy or Babell 9.0 Fawlty Towers 9.50 Monty
Len 2017 Sky Atlantic Pythons Best Bits (Mostly) 10.30
6.0am Richard E Grants Hotel Whatever Happened to the Likely
Sky1 Secrets 7.0 Urban Secrets 8.0 The Lads? 11.10 Fawlty Towers 11.50
6.0am Road Wars 7.0 Road Wars British 9.0 The British 10.0 The Impossible Engineering 12.50
8.0 Monkey Life 8.30 Monkey Life West Wing 11.0 The West Wing Channel Islands at War
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8.0 Celebrity MasterChef (T) 8.0 Worlds Busiest Cities: 8.0 Bad Move (T) New series.
Well-known faces compete Delhi (T) Dan Snow, Anita Jack Dee and Kerry
in the kitchen. Rani andAde Adepitan visit Godliman star as a husband
9.0 How to Stay Young (T) Delhi. Last in the series. and wife who make the
A woman discovers how 9.0 The Detectives: Murder on disastrous decision to move
building muscle will make the Streets (T) New series. to the country.
her body stronger and A four-part documentary 8.30 Coronation Street (T) The
protect her against illness, series following the work pieces fall into place for
and a man who eats when of murder detectives in ahorrified Michelle.
he is stressed sees the Manchester over the course 9.0 Doc Martin (T) New series.
damage this has done to of a year, as they try to Janice and Penhale prepare
hisbody. unravel complex cases. for their wedding.
10.00
10.0 BBC News at Ten (T) 10.0 Famalam (T) 10.0 ITV News at Ten (T)
10.30 BBC Regional News and 10.30 Newsnight; Weather (T) 10.30 Local News (T)
Weather (T) Lottery Update 11.15 Giselle: Belle of the 10.40 PARAGON (T) (R)
10.45 A Question of Sport (T) Ballet (T) Dancer Tamara Commando Andy Grant
11.15 Live from the BBC (T) Rojo takes a look at the has set out on a journey to
WithLiam Williams. Last in 19th-century French ballet. become the worlds fastest
the series. 12.15 Sign Zone Who Do You amputee over 10 kilometres.
11.45 Without Limits: Vietnam Think You Are? (T) (R) 1.15 11.35 Goodwood Revival (T) 12.30
(T) (R) Astronauts: Do You Have Jackpot247 3.0 May the
12.45 Weather for the Week What It Takes? (T) (R) 2.15 Best House Win (T) (R) 3.50
Ahead (T) 12.50 BBC News This Is BBC Two (T) ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The
(T) Jeremy Kyle Show (T) (R)
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The Detectives: Murder on the Famalam 10pm, BBC2 Back 10pm, Channel 4
Streets 9pm, BBC2 One of 12 new comedy pilots The sitcom starring David Mitchell
The Detectives returns for a commissioned this year by the and Robert Webb as brothers
new series, following Greater BBC, Famalams focus on black returning to their home town
Manchester Polices Major British culture will remind over- continues, enjoyably. It doesnt
Incident Team on two cases: one, 30s of the much lamented 90s push them out of their comfort
a horrifying petrol-bomb attack comedy show, The Real McCoy. zones (as Stephen, Mitchell is an
that leaves a woman fighting for A committed cast including amiable curmudgeon paralysed
her life and her brother as the Vinestar Tom Moutchi and by emotion; Webbs Andrew is
prime suspect; and the second, Chewing Gums John Macmillan, an untrustworthy narcissist), all
the murder of a homeless man ensure Famalam is frequently in the grand tradition of Peep
in a railway arch, his body later fresh and funny (especially the Show. Tonight, Andrew suggests
set alight. As with the previous history lessons in a UK garage a makeover (Church pews, library
series, the access is staggering, stylee), but its also hit and chairs) in the pub, but leaves
the stories are heartbreaking and missin that way that sketch Stephen to break news of an
the storytelling is magnificent. BA shows invariably are. EEJ accompanying staff makeover. JR
8.0 Location, Location, Location 8.0 GPs: Behind Closed 8.0 Natural World: The Last
(T) Kirstie Allsopp helps Doors (T) A regular Grizzly of Paradise Valley
Brett and Jo go house patient suffering from the (T) (R) Film-maker Jeff
hunting in Nottingham. repercussions of mouth Turner returns to his
9.0 Grand Designs (T) Kevin cancer visits the surgery. childhood home in Canadas
McCloud meets young 5News Update Cascade Mountains.
architect and shed fanatic 9.0 Cant Pay? Well Take It 9.0 Life of a Mountain: A Year
Micah Jones, who plans to Away (T) Agents in central on Blencathra (T) (R)
transform an old agricultural London to try and recover Award-winning film-maker
building in County Down, almost 1,900 owed in Terry Abraham returns
Northern Ireland. parking fines. to the Lake District to
showcase Blencathra.
10.0 Back (T) 10.0 Undercover Benefits Cheat 10.0 Sound Waves: The
10.35 Fugitives (T) New series. (T) Symphony of Physics (T)
11.35 Educating Greater 10.35 Football on 5: The Carabao (R) Part two of two.
Manchester (T) (R) Cup (T) 11.0 Britain in Focus: A
12.35 Speed with Guy Martin: 12.05 Caught in the Act: Photographic History (T)
F1 Challenge (T) (R) 1.30 Dumb Builders (T) (R) (R)
Dont Be Afraid of 1.0 SuperCasino (T) 12.0 Hidden Histories: Britains
the Dark (2010) (T) Horror, 3.10 Gotham (T) (R) 4.0 Oldest Family Businesses
starring Bailee Madison. 3.15 Criminals: Caught on Camera (T) (R) 1.0 China in Six Easy
Grand Designs Australia (T) (T) (R) 4.45 House Doctor Pieces (T) (R) 2.0 Carved
(R) 4.10 Location, Location, (T) (R) 5.10 Great Artists (T) with Love: The Genius of
Location (T) (R) (R) 5.35 Wildlife SOS (T) British Woodwork (T) (R)
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Other channels Gear 3.0 Brojects in the House Emmerdale 8.30 The Cube 9.30
3.30 Brojects 4.0 Traffic Cops 5.0 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 10.20
CBBC Top Gear 6.0 Top Gear 7.0 Traffic Below Deck 11.15 Dress to Impress
7.0am Arthur 7.10 Zig and Zag 7.25 Cops 8.0 QI XL 9.0 Taskmaster 12.20 Emmerdale 12.50 Youve
Danger Mouse 7.40 Newsround 10.0 Porters 10.40 Zapped Been Framed and Extreme! 1.50
7.45 Officially Amazing 8.0 Now 11.20 QI 12.0 Would I Lie to You? The Ellen DeGeneres Show 2.45
You See It 8.15 Newsround 8.20 12.40 Mock the Week 1.20 QI 2.0 The Jeremy Kyle Show 6.0 Dress to
Odd Squad 8.30 Hacker Time 9.0 Would I Lie to You? 2.40 Parks Impress 7.0 Youve Been Framed!
Show Me What Youre Made Of: and Recreation 3.05 Parks and Gold 8.0 Two and a Half Men 9.0
UK 9.30 Brain Freeze 9.35 The Recreation 3.30 8 Out of 10 Cats Run Fat Boy Run (2007) 11.05
Dumping Ground 10.05 4 OClock Family Guy 12.35 American Dad!
Club 10.30 Lost & Found Music E4 1.30 Totally Bonkers Guinness
Studios 10.55 My Life: One Way 6.0am Hollyoaks 6.30 Rude(ish) World Records
Ticket 11.25 Naomis Nightmares Tube 7.0 Made in Chelsea: Ibiza
of Nature 11.50 Young Dracula 8.0 Melissa & Joey 9.0 2 Broke ITV3
12.20 Shaun the Sheep 12.30 Girls 10.0 Baby Daddy 10.30 Baby 6.0am Judge Judy 6.40 Heartbeat
Shaun the Sheep 12.35 Arthur Daddy 11.0 How I Met Your Mother 7.40 Where the Heart Is 9.40
12.50 Now You See It 1.0 Hacker 12.0 The Goldbergs 1.0 The Big Judge Judy 11.05 George and
Time 1.30 4 OClock Club 1.55 Bang Theory 2.0 Melissa & Joey Mildred 11.35 On the Buses 12.40
Show Me What Youre Made Of: 3.0 Baby Daddy 4.0 2 Broke Girls Barging Round Britain with John
UK 2.25 Matilda and the Ramsay 5.0 The Goldbergs 6.0 The Big Sergeant 1.05 Heartbeat 2.10 Doc
Bunch 2.40 My Life: Peters Circus Bang Theory 7.0 Hollyoaks 7.30 All Martin 3.10 Wild at Heart 4.15 On
3.10 The Joke Machine 3.15 Zig Star Driving School 8.0 My Hotter the Buses 5.20 George and Mildred
and Zag 3.25 Odd Squad 3.40 Half 9.0 Dont Tell the Bride 10.0 5.55 Heartbeat 7.0 Murder, She
Odd Squad 3.50 Copycats 4.20 Celebs Go Dating 11.10 The Big Wrote 8.0 Foyles War 10.10 The
Newsround 4.25 Shark Bites 4.30 Bang Theory 12.10 The IT Crowd Guilty 11.10 The Blonde Bombshell
Nowhere Boys: Two Moons Rising 1.20 Celebs Go Dating 2.20 Dont 1.15 Wycliffe
5.0 Nowhere Boys: Two Moons Tell the Bride 3.10 My Hotter Half
Rising 5.30 Operation Ouch! 4.05 Rude(ish) Tube 4.55 How I ITV4
Hospital Takeover 6.0 Danger Met Your Mother 6.0am Football Rivalries 6.10 The
Mouse 6.10 The Deep 6.35 Zig Chase 8.05 The Car Chasers 9.0
and Zag 6.50 Scream Street 7.0 Film4 Pawn Stars 10.0 Live Bowls 6.0
Horrible Histories: Awesome 11.0am The Black Dakotas The Car Chasers 7.0 Pawn Stars 8.0
Alfred the Great Special 8.0 The (1954) 12.20 Thunder Bay British Superbike Championship
Dumping Ground 8.30 Nowhere (1953) 2.25 Operation Highlights 9.0 Diamonds Are
Boys: Two Moons Rising 8.30 Zig Petticoat (1959) 4.50 Billion Forever (1971) 11.25 Navy
and Zags Zogcasts Dollar Brain (1967) 7.10 Seals (1990) 1.45 Ax Men
Moonrise Kingdom (2012)
Dave 9.0 Legend (2015) 11.35 More4
6.0am Home Shopping 7.0 Filth (2013) 1.30 The 8.55am A Place in the Sun: Winter
Scrapheap Challenge 8.10 Rum Diary (2011) Sun 11.0 Four in a Bed 1.40 A
American Pickers 9.0 Storage Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 3.50
Hunters UK 9.30 Storage Hunters ITV2 Time Team 5.55 George Clarkes
UK 10.0 American Pickers 11.0 6.0am Planets Funniest Animals Amazing Spaces 6.55 The Secret
American Pickers 12.0 Jay Lenos 6.25 Totally Bonkers Guinness Life of the Zoo 7.55 Grand Designs
Garage 1.0 Top Gear 2.0 Top World Records 7.15 Below Deck 8.0 9.0 999: On the Frontline 10.0
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Todays best live sport Terrestrial variations
Cycling: Road World STV NORTH As ITV except 10.30pm Lens of Larkin (T) BBC1 SCOTLAND
Championships 2.30pm, BBC2 Scotland Tonight (T) 11.05 PARAGON (T) 3.0pm-3.45 Politics Scotland (T)
(R) Commando Andy Grant attempts to BBC1 WALES 7.30pm-8.0 Extreme Wales
Coverage from Bergen, Norway,
become the worlds fastest amputee over with Richard Parks (T) 9.0-10.0 20 Years
featuring the mens individual 10 kilometres 12.0 Teleshopping 1.0 After of Power with Huw Edwards (T) 10.40
time-trial. Midnight 2.30 Storage Hoarders (T) (R) How to Stay Young (T) 11.40 A Question
Scottish League Cup Football: 3.20-5.05 ITV Nightscreen (T) of Sport (T) 12.15 Live from the BBC (T)
Dundee v Celtic 7.15pm, BT Sport 1 CHANNEL As ITV except 12.30am-3.0 12.40-1.40 Without Limits: Vietnam (T) (R)
The quarter-final clash from ITV Nightscreen SCOTTISH As ITV except BBC1 N IRELAND 9.0pm-10.0 Crash
10.30pm Scotland Tonight (T) 11.05 (T) 10.45 How to Stay Young (T) 11.45
DensPark. PARAGON (T) (R) 12.0 Teleshopping 1.0 A Question of Sport (T) 12.15 Live from
League Cup Football: Manchester After Midnight 2.30 Storage Hoarders (T) the BBC (T) 12.45-1.45 Without Limits:
United v Burton Albion 7.30pm, (R) 3.20-5.05 ITV Nightscreen (T) Vietnam (T) (R)
Sky Sports Main Event ULSTER As ITV except 12.30am BBC2 N IRELAND 10.0pm-10.30
The third-round match from Teleshopping 1.30-3.0 ITV Nightscreen Spotlight (T) (R) 11.15 Spotlight (R) 11.45-
OldTrafford. BBC1 NORTH 7.30pm-8.0 Through the 12.45 Giselle: Belle of the Ballet (T)
24 Hours in A&E 11.05 8 Out of 10 Dog 11.0 NCIS: Los Angeles 12.0 City 10.0 The West Wing 11.0 The
Cats Does Countdown 1.15 999: On Hawaii Five-0 1.0 Hawaii Five-0 West Wing 12.0 Without a Trace
the Frontline 2.15 Grand Designs 2.0 NCIS: Los Angeles 3.0 Supergirl 1.0 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
3.20 8 Out of 10 Cats: Jimmy, Sean 4.0 Stargate SG-1 5.0 Futurama 2.0 Blue Bloods 3.0 Fish Town
and Jons Best Bits 5.30 Modern Family 6.0 Modern 4.0 The West Wing 5.0 The West
Family 6.30 The Simpsons 7.0 The Wing 6.0 Without a Trace 7.0 CSI:
S4C Digital Simpsons 7.30 The Simpsons 8.0 Crime Scene Investigation 8.0
6.0am Cyw Y Diwrnod Mawr 6.15 Freddie Down Under 9.0 Stella Blue Bloods 9.0 Ray Donovan
Guto Gwningen 6.30 Sam Tan 6.40 10.0 Colony 11.0 Air Ambulance 10.10 Im Dying Up Here 11.20 The
Twt 6.50 Nico Nog 7.0 Cacamwnci ER 12.0 A League of Their Own: Sopranos 12.30 The Sopranos 1.45
7.15 Olobobs 7.20 Digbi Draig 7.35 Unseen 1.0 The Force: Manchester Ray Donovan 2.55 The Wire 4.10
Gwdihw 7.50 Mwncin Dweud 2.0 Zoo 3.0 Motorway Patrol 3.30 The West Wing
Mwncin Gwneud 8.0 Ty Mel 8.05 Motorway Patrol 4.0 Animal 999
Sbarc 8.20 Y Dywysoges Fach 4.30 Animal 999 5.0 The Dog W
8.35 Syrcas Deithiol Dewi 8.45 Whisperer 6.05am Countryside 999 7.0
Abadas 9.0 Igam Ogam 9.10 Oli MasterChef Australia 8.0 Extreme
Dan y Don 9.25 Chwedlau Tinga Sky Arts Weight Loss 10.0 The Bill 11.0
Tinga 9.35 Cymylaubychain 9.45 6.0am Jiri Kylians Bella Figura Tipping Point 12.0 Tipping
Llan-ar-goll-en 10.0 Y Diwrnod 6.35 Paavo Jrvi Conducts Point 1.0 River Cottage Veg 2.0
Mawr 10.15 Guto Gwningen Orchestre de Paris 8.0 Auction MasterChef USA 3.0 Extreme
10.30 Sam Tan 10.40 Twt 10.50 8.30 Watercolour Challenge 9.0 Weight Loss 5.0 Tipping Point
Nico Nog 11.0 Dysgu Gyda Cyw Tales of the Unexpected 10.0 Frank 6.0 Tipping Point 7.0 MasterChef
123 11.15 Gwdihw 11.30 Mwncin Sinatra: The Voice of America 12.0 Australia 8.0 One Born Every
Dweud Mwncin Gwneud 11.35 Discovering: Frank Sinatra 1.0 Minute 9.0 Criminal Minds:
Dwylor Enfys 11.50 Da Di Dona Tales of the Unexpected 1.30 Tales Beyond Borders 10.0 Russell
12.0 Newyddion S4C ar Tywydd of the Unexpected 2.0 Auction Howards Good News 10.40
12.05 Heno 12.30 Garddio a Mwy 2.30 Watercolour Challenge 3.0 Cherry Healeys Property Virgins
1.0 Y Dref Gymreig 1.30 Y Dref Neil Sedaka: The Show Goes On 11.40 One Born Every Minute
Gymreig 2.0 Newyddion S4C ar 5.0 Discovering: Blondie 5.30 12.40 Russell Howards Good
Tywydd 2.05 Prynhawn Da 3.0 Discovering: Cher 6.0 Discovering: News 1.20 Beverly Hills Pawn 1.45
Newyddion S4C ar Tywydd 3.05 Elizabeth Taylor 7.0 Fake! The The Musketeers
Yr Afon 4.0 Awr Fawr 5.0 Stwnsh Great Masterpiece Challenge 8.0
Ffeil 5.05 Y Dyfnfor 5.25 Ni Di Ni Tony Viscontis Unsigned Heroes Yesterday
5.30 Llond Ceg : Mwy O Gega! 6.0 9.0 Beside Bowie: The Mick Ronson 6.0am Antiques Roadshow 7.10
Newyddion S4C ar Tywydd 6.05 Story 11.0 The Making of Marc Supersized Earth 8.0 Channel
04 Wal 6.30 Celwydd Noeth 7.0 Bolan 12.0 The Warner Saga 1.0 Islands at War 9.0 Tenko 10.0
Heno 8.0 Pobol y Cwm 8.25 Chwys Tales of the Unexpected 1.30 Tales Time Team 11.0 Time Team 12.0
9.0 Newyddion 9 ar Tywydd 9.30 of the Unexpected 2.0 Auction Time Team 1.0 Time Team 2.0
Her yr Hinsawdd 10.0 Rygbi Pawb 2.30 Watercolour Challenge 3.0 Secrets of War 3.0 Secrets of War
11.0 Tan Michelangelos Pietas 4.0 Darbar 4.0 Sharpe 6.0 Tenko 7.0 Secrets
Festival 2016 5.0 The South Bank of War 8.0 Historys Greatest
Sky1 Show Originals Hoaxes 9.0 Fawlty Towers 9.45
6.0am Hawaii Five-0 7.0 Hawaii Monty Python: Parrot Sketch Not
Five-0 8.0 Monkey Life 8.30 Sky Atlantic Included 11.20 Fawlty Towers
Monkey Life 9.0 The Dog 6.0am Urban Secrets 7.0 Urban 12.05 Historys Greatest Hoaxes
Whisperer 10.0 Its Me or the Secrets 8.0 Storm City 9.0 Storm 1.05 Secrets of War
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8.0 Without Limits: Vietnam 8.0 The Big Family Cooking 8.0 Emmerdale (T) Lawrence
(T) Part two of two. Vicky Showdown (T) Zoe Ball and is thrown into turmoil, and
meets a man who lost his Nadiya Hussain host the Aaron bonds with Liv.
leg after stepping on a culinary competition. 8.30 James Martins French
landmine left over from 9.0 Tribes, Predators & Me (T) Adventure (T) The chef
theVietnam war. How the people of Ethiopia visits Paris.
9.0 Ambulance (T) Trauma manage to live alongside 9.0 Safe House (T) Tom makes
desk paramedic Fay faces hyenas, powerful carnivores a huge breakthrough in the
a tough decision when the that can weigh up to 14 case when he links an estate
air ambulance is needed at stone and are capable of agent to the abductions, and
different accidents. killing lions in packs. Last Dani gets herself in trouble.
inthe series.
10.00
10.0 BBC News at Ten (T) 10.0 MOTD: The Premier League 10.0 ITV News at Ten (T)
10.30 BBC Regional News and Show (T) 10.30 Local News (T) ITV
Weather (T) 10.30 Newsnight; Weather (T) 10.40 Jason Robinson: Sports Life
10.45 Question Time (T) 11.15 The Detectives: Murder Stories (T) (R)
11.45 This Week (T) Andrew Neil on the Streets (T) (R) 11.40 Bear Grylls: Mission Survive
returns with more political Documentary following the (T) (R)
chat. work of murder detectives 12.30 Jackpot247 3.0 The
12.30 Weather for the Week inManchester. Jewel Raiders: Caught on
Ahead (T) 12.35 BBC News 12.15 Sign Zone Celebrity Camera Tonight (R) 3.25
(T) MasterChef (T) (R) 1.45 This ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The
Farming Life (T) (R) 2.45 Jeremy Kyle Show (T) (R)
This Is BBC Two (T)
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Tribes, Predators & Me 9pm, BBC2 Safe House 9pm, ITV Eamonn & Ruths 7 Year Itch
Gordon Buchanan concludes Series two of Safe House trundles 10pm, Channel 5
his quest to get closer to some on, with the dialogue still the If the thought of the mum and dad
of the creatures he has filmed clunkiest in town, and the of daytime TV Eamonn Holmes
over the years with a trip across scenery thats not being chewed and Ruth Langsford visiting a sex
Ethiopia, a country boasting the still looking lovely. Tom makes dungeon disturbs you, look away
worlds largest hyena population. a breakthrough, but following now. And if it doesnt, take a long,
Buchanan visits the Bodi a revelations that he roughed up hard look at yourself. The pair
cattle-herding community Griffin to get information, Vedder are exploring ways of restoring
constantly under threat from persuades Jane he needs to be spark to lacklustre relationships
the predators who employ frozen out. Following his lead after reading research that proves
improvised means to protect their to an estate agent connected to lack of intimacy is one of the
livelihood. Then, to a city where many of the crime scenes (the main reasons for marriage failure.
urban hyenas are common, and none-more-villain-faced Andrew LuckyRuth also gets a crash-
many feel their fierce reputation Tiernan), it looks like he might course from a dominatrix and the
is merely a facade. MGJ have been on to something. BA pair dance a tango. Phew. HV
8.0 The Supervet (T) New 8.0 Nightmare Tenants, 8.0 British Historys Biggest
series. Cutting-edge animal Slum Landlords (T) Cases Fibs with Lucy Worsley
care, beginning with a featured in previous (T) (R) How the past is
Staffordshire bull terrier episodes. 5 News Update a concoction of stories
with a badly broken pelvis. 9.0 Gypsy Kids: Our Secret manipulated by whoever
9.0 Educating Greater World (T) Bullying victim was in power at the time.
Manchester (T) The student Ben tells his story at a 9.0 The Horizon Guide to
behaviour team deals with London conference, Scarlett Space Shuttles (T) (R)
a12-year-old well known joins a protest when her Documentary chronicling
forhis misdemeanours. family are asked to move the 30 years of Nasas
and Jessie wants to be taken Space Transportation
seriously as a female boxer. System.
10.0 The Great British Bake Off: 10.0 Eamonn & Ruths 7 Year Itch 10.0 Horizon: Goodbye Cassini
An Extra Slice (T) (T) Part one of two. Hello Saturn (T) (R)
10.50 The Undateables (T) (R) 11.05 Celebrity 5 Go Motorhoming 11.0 Horizon: How Big Is the
11.55 Gogglebox (T) (R) (T) (R) Universe? (T) (R)
12.55 Celebrity Island with Bear 12.0 Cricket on 5 (T) 1.0 12.0 Top of the Pops: 1984 (T)
Grylls (T) (R) 1.50 The SuperCasino (T) 3.10 (R) 12.30 Music Moguls:
Supervet: Bionic Specials (T) Gotham (T) (R) 4.0 Masters of Pop (T) (R) 1.35
(R) 2.45 Location, Location, Criminals: Caught on Camera The Horizon Guide to Space
Location (T) (R) 3.40 Selling (T) (R) 4.45 House Doctor Shuttles (T) (R) 2.35 British
Houses with Amanda Lamb (T) (R) 5.10 Great Artists (T) Historys Biggest Fibs with
(T) 4.35 Building the Dream (R) 5.35 Wildlife SOS (T) (R) Lucy Worsley (T) (R)
(T) (R) 5.30 Four in a Bed (R)
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Other channels Brojects 4.0 Traffic Cops 5.0 Top Bonkers Guinness World Records
Gear 6.0 Top Gear 7.0 Traffic Cops 7.15 Below Deck 8.0 Emmerdale
CBBC 8.0 Eat Your Heart Out with Nick 8.30 Coronation Street 9.30
7.0am Arthur 7.10 Zig and Helm 9.0 Not Going Out 9.40 Not The Ellen DeGeneres Show
Zag 7.25 Danger Mouse 7.40 Going Out 10.20 Not Going Out 10.20 Below Deck 11.15 Dress to
Newsround 7.45 Officially 11.0 Porters 11.40 QI 12.20 Would Impress 12.20 Emmerdale 12.50
Amazing 8.0 Now You See It 8.15 I Lie to You? 1.0 Mock the Week Coronation Street 1.50 The Ellen
Newsround 8.20 Odd Squad 8.35 1.40 QI 2.20 Would I Lie to You? DeGeneres Show 2.45 The Jeremy
Hacker Time 9.0 Show Me What 3.0 Parks and Recreation 3.25 Kyle Show 6.0 Dress to Impress
Youre Made Of: UK 9.30 Brain Parks and Recreation 7.0 Youve Been Framed! Harrys
Freeze 9.35 The Dumping Ground Favourites 8.0 Two and a Half Men
10.05 4 OClock Club 10.30 Lost E4 9.0 Bromans 10.0 Celebrity Juice
& Found Music Studios 10.55 My 6.0am Hollyoaks 6.30 Rude(ish) 10.50 Family Guy 12.15 American
Life: Mr Alzheimers and Me 11.25 Tube 7.0 Charmed 8.0 Melissa Dad! 1.10 Two and a Half Men 1.35
Naomis Nightmares of Nature & Joey 9.0 2 Broke Girls 10.0 Through the Keyhole
11.50 Young Dracula 12.20 Shaun Baby Daddy 11.0 How I Met Your
the Sheep 12.25 Shaun the Mother 12.0 The Goldbergs 1.0 ITV3
Sheep 12.35 Arthur 12.50 Now The Big Bang Theory 2.0 Melissa 6.0am Judge Judy 6.40 Heartbeat
You See It 1.0 Hacker Time 1.25 & Joey 3.0 Baby Daddy 4.0 2 7.40 Where the Heart Is 8.40 Wild
4 OClock Club 1.55 Show Me Broke Girls 5.0 The Goldbergs at Heart 9.45 Judge Judy 11.0
What Youre Made Of: UK 2.25 6.0 The Big Bang Theory 7.0 George and Mildred 11.35 On the
Matilda and the Ramsay Bunch Hollyoaks 7.30 All Star Driving Buses 12.40 Barging Round Britain
2.40 My Life: Mr Alzheimers and School 8.0 The Big Bang Theory with John Sergeant 1.10 Heartbeat
Me 3.10 The Joke Machine 3.15 8.30 Kevin Can Wait 9.0 Body 2.10 Doc Martin 3.15 Wild at Heart
Zig and Zag 3.25 Odd Squad 3.40 Fixers 10.0 Celebs Go Dating 11.0 4.20 On the Buses 5.20 George
Odd Squad 3.50 Copycats 4.20 The Big Bang Theory 12.0 The IT and Mildred 5.55 Heartbeat 7.0
Newsround 4.25 Shark Bites 4.30 Crowd 1.05 Celebs Go Dating 2.05 Murder, She Wrote 8.0 Foyles War
So Awkward 5.0 So Awkward First Dates 3.0 Body Fixers 3.55 10.10 The Guilty 11.10 The Blonde
5.30 Blue Peter: Awesome Kevin Can Wait 4.15 Rude(ish) Bombshell 1.20 Wycliffe
New Competition! 6.0 Danger Tube 4.40 How I Met Your Mother
Mouse 6.15 The Deep 6.40 Zig ITV4
and Zag 6.50 Scream Street 7.0 Film4 6.0am Footballs Greatest: Bobby
Horrible Histories: Rotten Rulers 11.0am The Best of Benny Charlton 6.15 The Car Chasers 6.40
7.30 Blue Peter: Awesome New Hill (1974) 12.40 Anastasia The Chase 8.25 The Saint 9.25
Competition! 8.0 The Dumping (1956) 2.50 The Undefeated Pawn Stars 10.25 Cash Cowboys
Ground 8.30 So Awkward (1969) 5.10 Carry On Spying 11.25 Minder 12.25 The Saint
(1964) 6.55 Johnny English 1.35 Ironside 2.40 Quincy ME
Dave Reborn (2011) 9.0 Good Kill 3.40 Minder 4.45 The Avengers
6.0am Home Shopping 7.0 (2014) 11.05 Quadrophenia 5.50 The Car Chasers 6.50 Pawn
Scrapheap Challenge 8.10 (1979) 1.15 Northern Stars 7.50 Hornblower 10.0
American Pickers 9.0 Storage Soul (2014) Executive Decision (1996)
Hunters UK 9.30 Storage Hunters 12.45 Minder 1.45 The Avengers
UK 10.0 American Pickers 11.0 ITV2 2.45 Sporting Funnies
American Pickers 12.0 Jay Lenos 6.0am Planets Funniest Animals
Garage 1.0 Top Gear 2.0 Top Gear 6.25 Totally Bonkers Guinness More4
3.0 Brojects in the House 3.30 World Records 6.50 Totally 8.55am A Place in the Sun: Winter
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Todays best live sport Terrestrial variations
ODI Cricket: England v West STV NORTH As ITV except 10.30pm thieves who raided 11 jewellery shops.
Indies 12 noon, Sky Sports Cricket Scotland Tonight (T) 11.05 Jason 2.55-5.05 ITV Nightscreen (T)
Robinson: Sports Life Stories (T) (R) 12.0 ULSTER As ITV except 12.30am
The second match in the five-
Teleshopping 1.0 After Midnight 2.30 Teleshopping 1.30-3.0 ITV Nightscreen
game series from Trent Bridge. The Jewel Raiders: Caught on Camera BBC1 N IRELAND 10.40pm The View
Golf: The Tour Championship Tonight (R) The search for a gang of (T) 11.15 Question Time (T) 12.15-1.0 This
6.30pm, Sky Sports Golf thieves who raided 11 jewellery shops. Week (T)
The opening day of the final 2.55-5.05 ITV Nightscreen (T) BBC2 SCOTLAND 12noon-1.0 First
event in the FedEx Cup, held at CHANNEL As ITV except 12.30am-3.0 ITV Ministers Questions (T) Nicola Sturgeon
Nightscreen answers questions. 7.0 The Beechgrove
the East Lake Club in Atlanta. SCOTTISH As ITV except 10.30pm Garden (T) Horticultural tips for green-
Scottish League Cup Football: Scotland Tonight (T) 11.05 Jason fingered beginners and seasoned
Motherwell v Aberdeen 7.15pm, Robinson: Sports Life Stories (T) (R) 12.0 enthusiasts alike. 7.30-8.0 Timeline
BT Sport 1 Teleshopping 1.0 After Midnight 2.30 (T) Stories and analysis from across the
A quarter-final cup clash from The Jewel Raiders: Caught on Camera countr. Presented by Glenn Campbell and
FirPark. Tonight (R) The search for a gang of Shereen Nanjiani.
8.0 EastEnders (T) The day of 8.0 Mastermind (T) John 8.0 Teach My Pet to Do That
Stevens funeral arrives, Humphrys invites more (T) Miniature American
butas the mourners contenders to brave the shepherd dog Boomer and
prepare to leave, the family infamous black chair. Stinky the pony are tasked
liaison officer arrives with 8.30 Only Connect (T) Victoria to retrieve and return a
ashocking revelation. Coren Mitchell presents ringing mobile phone.
8.30 Celebrity MasterChef (T) thequiz show. 8.30 Coronation Street
Well-known faces compete 9.0 Gardeners World (T) (T) Johnny reaches a
in the kitchen, whipping up As the Autumn equinox momentous decision.
two dishes from mystery arrives, Monty Don plans for 9.0 Cold Feet (T) Adams
ingredients in a bid to Christmas by planting bulbs attempt to right his sons
impress John and Gregg. to brighten the winter days. wrongs does not go to plan.
10.00
10.0 BBC News at Ten (T) 10.0 Mock the Week (T) 10.0 ITV News at Ten (T)
10.25 BBC Regional News and 10.30 Newsnight;Weather (T) 10.30 Local News (T)
Weather (T) Lottery Update 11.05 The A-Z of Later with 10.45 Bad Move (T) (R) Comedy,
10.35 Would I Lie to You? (T) (R) JoolsHolland: From with Jack Dee and Kerry
11.05 Room 101 (T) (R Adeleto ZZ Top (T) (R) Godliman.
11.35 The NFL Show (T) 12.35 Sign Zone Panorama (T) (R) 11.15 Tonight at the London
12.05 A Few Best Men 1.05 Whitney: Can I Be Palladium (T) (R)
(Stephan Elliott, 2011) (T) Me (Nick Broomfield, Rudi 12.10 Jackpot247 3.0 Storage
Comedy, starring Xavier Dolezal, 2017) (T) The life Hoarders (T) (R) 3.50 ITV
Samuel. 1.40 Weather story of Whitney Houston, Nightscreen
forthe Week Ahead (T) who died in 2012 at the age
1.45BBC News (T) of 48. 2.45 This Is BBC Two.
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The Crystal Maze 8pm, Channel 4 Cold Feet 9pm, ITV Gogglebox 9pm, Channel 4
Its nothing like real life which is Last weeks closing revelation Has Gogglebox become a
why we love it, boasts Richard saw the carousel of bittersweet substitute for watching a whole
Ayoade of The Crystal Maze. middle-age inconveniences stop week of telly? With Strictly Come
Hes the perfect host, a fictional at teen pregnancy. The gathering Dancing and The X Factor back
High Priest of nerd-dom, fully of the kids too young to have onscreens, there are plenty of
conscious of the foibles of those a child, and the parents who big, shiny Saturday shows to
members of the human race arent ready to be grandparents, dissect. The cast are as lovable
who need to get out more. This prompts the predictable shouting, as ever, unless youre immune
week, five somewhat excitable speeches, learning and staring into to people who compare Noel
women calling themselves space backed by piano ballads, Fielding to him out of Queen
TheCheerleaders test their but its compassionately handled. and recall Suranne Jones as that
physical and mental strengths Meanwhile, theres a fresh burden woman who once took a shoe
asthey navigate through the for the perpetually overwhelmed to Tracy Barlow in Coronation
mazes Aztec, Medieval, Industrial Pete and Jenny (John Thomson Street. A reliable slice of
and Future zones. DS and Fay Ripley). JS scheduling cosiness. HV
8.0 The Crystal Maze (T) 8.0 Celebrity 5 Go Motorhoming 8.0 The Live Lounge Show (T)
Richard Ayoade guides (T) Lesley Joseph, Don Pink in session. Plus, the
fivedisproportionately Warrington, Melvyn Hayes, Killers, London Grammar,
excitable young women Nick Heyward and Cleo Harry Styles and Stormzy.
through the Maze. Rocoss final leg of their 9.0 Sisters in Country: Dolly,
9.0 Gogglebox (T) Fly-on- journey. Last in the series. 5 Linda and Emmylou (T) (R)
the-wall series capturing News Update How Dolly Parton, Linda
households instant 9.0 Cruising with Jane Ronstadt and Emmylou
reactions to this weeks TV, McDonald (T) Jane cruises Harriss careers took off.
with the armchair critics around Cuba aboard the 9.55 Country Queens at the
passing judgment from the Celestyal Crystal. Last in BBC (T) (R) Archive
comfort of their own sofas. theseries. performances.
10.0 8 Out of 10 Cats Does 10.0 Michael Jackson: Man in 11.0 Kenny Rogers: Cards on the
Countdown (T) the Mirror (T) (R) Profile Table (T) (R) Documentary
11.05 First Dates (T) (R) exploring the development chronicling Rogers career.
12.10 Back (T) (R) 12.40 The Great from child star to adult 12.0 Top of the Pops: 1984 (T)
British Bake Off: An Extra performer, and how (R) 12.30 Country Kings at
Slice (T) (R) 1.20 The growing up in public had the BBC (T) (R) 1.30 Sisters
Three Stooges (2012) (T) adevastating impact. in Country: Dolly, Linda
Slapstick comedy, with 12.0 SuperCasino (T) 3.10 and Emmylou (T) (R) 2.30
Sean Hayes, Will Sasso and Gotham (T) (R) 4.0 Gotham Country Queens at the BBC
Chris Diamantopoulos. 3.0 (T) 4.45 House Doctor (T) (T) (R)
Electric Dreams: The Hood (R) 5.10 Great Artists (T) (R)
Maker (T) (R) 5.35 Wildlife SOS (T) (R)
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Other channels Gear 6.0 Top Gear 7.0 Motorway 8.0 Emmerdale 9.0 Youve Been
Cops 8.0 Cops UK: Bodycam Framed! Gold 9.30 The Ellen
CBBC Squad 9.0 xXx (2002) 11.30 DeGeneres Show 10.20 Below
7.0am Arthur 7.10 Zig and QI 12.30 Mock the Week 1.10 Deck 11.15 Dress to Impress 12.20
Zag 7.25 Danger Mouse 7.35 QI 1.50 Would I Lie to You? At Emmerdale 1.20 Youve Been
MOTD Kickabout: Build-Up Christmas 2.30 8 Out of 10 Cats Framed! Gold 1.50 The Ellen
7.40 Newsround 7.45 Officially 3.0 Parks and Recreation 3.30 DeGeneres Show 2.45 The Jeremy
Amazing 8.0 Now You See It Parks and Recreation 4.0 Home Kyle Show 6.0 Dress to Impress
8.15 Newsround 8.20 Odd Squad Shopping 7.0 Youve Been Framed! Gold Full
8.30 Hacker Time 9.0 Show Me Throttle 8.0 Two and a Half Men
What Youre Made Of: UK 9.30 E4 9.0 The Fast and the Furious
Brain Freeze 9.35 The Dumping 6.0am Hollyoaks 6.30 Rude(ish) (2001) 11.05 Family Guy 12.30
Ground 10.05 4 OClock Club Tube 7.0 Charmed 8.0 Melissa American Dad!
10.30 Lost & Found Music Studios & Joey 9.0 2 Broke Girls 10.0
10.55 Taking the Next Step 11.25 Baby Daddy 11.0 How I Met Your ITV3
Naomis Nightmares of Nature Mother 12.0 The Goldbergs 1.0 6.0am Judge Judy 6.40 Heartbeat
11.50 Young Dracula 12.20 Shaun The Big Bang Theory 2.0 Melissa & 7.40 Where the Heart Is 8.40
the Sheep 12.30 Shaun the Sheep Joey 3.0 Baby Daddy 4.0 2 Broke Wild at Heart 9.40 Judge Judy
12.35 Arthur 12.50 Now You See Girls 5.0 The Goldbergs 6.0 The 11.0 George and Mildred 11.35 On
It 1.0 Hacker Time 1.30 4 OClock Big Bang Theory 7.0 Hollyoaks the Buses 12.40 Barging Round
Club 1.55 Show Me What Youre 7.30 All Star Driving School 8.0 Britain with John Sergeant 1.05
Made Of: UK 2.25 Matilda and the Knight and Day (2010) 10.0 Heartbeat 2.10 Doc Martin 3.10
Ramsay Bunch 2.40 My Life: One Celebs Go Dating 11.10 The Big Wild at Heart 4.15 On the Buses
Way Ticket 3.10 The Joke Machine Bang Theory 12.05 The IT Crowd 5.20 George and Mildred 5.55
3.15 Zig and Zag 3.25 Odd Squad 1.15 Celebs Go Dating 2.25 First Heartbeat 7.0 Murder, She Wrote
3.40 Odd Squad 3.50 Copycats Dates 3.15 Tattoo Fixers: Top 8.0 By Royal Appointment 9.0
4.20 Newsround 4.25 Shark Bites Tatts 4.10 Rude(ish) Tube 4.35 Mr Selfridge 10.0 The Guilty
4.30 Marrying Mum and Dad 5.0 Rude(ish) Tube 5.0 How I Met 11.05 Wycliffe 12.10 The Blonde
Jamie Johnson 5.30 Ice Stars 6.0 Your Mother Bombshell 3.45 Agatha Christies
Danger Mouse 6.15 The Deep Marple
6.35 Zig and Zag 6.50 Scream Film4
Street 7.0 Horrible Histories: 11.0am Mysterious Island ITV4
Mardy Mary Queen of Scots (1961) 1.05 The Mouse That 6.0am British Touring Cars
7.30 Ice Stars 8.0 The Dumping Roared (1959) 2.45 The Crashes and Smashes 6.10 The
Ground 8.30 Jamie Johnson Wonderful Country (1959) 4.45 Car Chasers 6.35 Pawn Stars 6.55
The Three Musketeers (1973) Pawn Stars 7.20 The Avengers
Dave 6.55 Dantes Peak (1997) 8.15 Ironside 9.20 Quincy ME
6.0am Home Shopping 7.0 9.0 RoboCop (2014) 11.15 10.25 Minder 11.30 The Avengers
Scrapheap Challenge 8.10 Kill Your Friends (2015) 1.20 12.35 The Saint 1.45 Ironside 2.50
American Pickers 9.0 Storage The Last Picture Show Quincy ME 3.55 Minder 4.55 The
Hunters UK 9.30 Storage Hunters (1971) Avengers 6.0 The Car Chasers
UK 10.0 American Pickers 11.0 7.0 Pawn Stars 7.30 Pawn Stars
American Pickers 12.0 Jay Lenos ITV2 8.0 Never Say Never Again
Garage 1.0 Top Gear 2.0 Top Gear 6.0am Planets Funniest Animals (1983) 10.40 Assault on
3.0 Brojects in the House 3.30 6.25 Totally Bonkers Guinness Precinct 13 (2005) 12.55 Red
Brojects 4.0 Traffic Cops 5.0 Top World Records 7.15 Below Deck Heat (1988)
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Todays best live sport Terrestrial variations
Cycling: Road World STV NORTH As ITV except 8.0pm-8.30 Mitchell presents thequiz show. (T)
Championships 9am, Eurosport 2 Animal 999 (T) 12.10 Teleshopping 1.10 BBC2 WALES 7.0pm Mastermind (T) 7.30
After Midnight 2.40-6.0 ITV Nightscreen Scrum V Live (T) 9.30-10.0 Only Connect.
Coverage of the womens
CHANNEL As ITV except 12.10am-3.0 ITV Only Connect. Victoria Coren Mitchell
juniorroad race from Bergen, Nightscreen presents thequiz show. (T)
Norway. SCOTTISH As ITV except 8.0pm-8.30 BBC2 N IRELAND 7.0pm Mastermind
Super League Rugby 8pm, Animal 999 (T) 12.10 Teleshopping 1.10 (T) 7.30 Ulster Rugby Live (T) 9.30 Only
SkySports Main Event After Midnight 2.40-6.0 ITV Nightscreen Connect (T) 10.0-10.30 W1A (T) 11.05
Top-flight league action from the ULSTER As ITV except 8.0pm-8.30 UTV Mock the Week (T) With James Acaster,
Life (T) 12.10 Teleshopping 1.10-3.0 ITV Ed Byrne, Gary Delaney, Ivo Graham
tournaments Super 8s stage. Nightscreen and Zoe Lyons. 11.35-12.35 Who Do You
Premiership Rugby Union: BBC1 SCOTLAND 7.30pm-8.0 Landward Think You Are? (T) (R) EastEnders sctor
Gloucester v Worcester Warriors (T) Lisa Hammond investigates her paternal
7pm, BT Sport 1 BBC2 SCOTLAND 6.30pm This Farming grandfathers experiences in the second
Coverage of the match from Life (T) 7.30 Live PRO14 Rugby Union (T) world war, before tracing back through her
Kingsholm. 9.30-10.0 Only Connect. Victoria Coren mothers side of the family.
More4 Deuawdau Rhys Meirion 10.30 Town 9.0 Fish Town 10.0 The
8.55am A Place in the Sun: Winter Bang 11.30 Caryl 12.05 Diwedd West Wing 12.0 Without a Trace
Sun 11.0 Four in a Bed 1.40 A 1.0 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 3.50 Sky1 2.0 Blue Bloods 3.0 Fish Town
Time Team 5.55 George Clarkes 6.0am Hawaii Five-0 8.0 Monkey 4.0 The West Wing 6.0 Without
Amazing Spaces 6.55 The Secret Life 9.0 The Dog Whisperer 10.0 a Trace 7.0 CSI: Crime Scene
Life of the Zoo 7.55 Grand Designs NCIS: Los Angeles 11.0 NCIS: Investigation 8.0 Blue Bloods 9.0
9.0 Professor T 10.05 24 Hours Los Angeles 12.0 Hawaii Five-0 Game of Thrones 11.25 Dexter
in A&E 12.10 Ramsays Kitchen 1.0 Hawaii Five-0 2.0 NCIS: Los 12.35 The Wire 1.50 The Wire
Nightmares USA 1.05 The Great Angeles 3.0 NCIS: Los Angeles 4.0 3.15 Vice Principals 4.0 The West
British Sex Survey 2.45 Grand Stargate SG-1 5.0 Futurama 5.30 Wing 5.0 The West Wing
Designs Modern Family 6.30 The Simpsons
8.0 Modern Family 9.0 Zoo 10.0 W
S4C Digital The Force: North East 11.0 Ross 6.05am Countryside 999 7.0
6.0am Cyw Hafod Haul 6.15 Guto Kemp on Gangs 12.0 A League of MasterChef Australia 8.0 My
Gwningen 6.30 Sam Tan 6.40 Their Own 1.0 The Force: Essex Dream Home 9.0 My Dream
Twt 6.50 Peppa 7.0 Cacamwnci 2.0 Hawaii Five-0 3.0 Motorway Home 10.0 The Bill 11.0 Tipping
7.15 Olobobs 7.20 Digbi Draig 7.35 Patrol 4.0 Animal 999 5.0 The Point 12.0 Tipping Point 1.0 River
Dona Direidi 7.50 Sara a Cwac Dog Whisperer Cottage Veg 2.0 MasterChef
8.0 Ysbyty Cyw Bach 8.15 Ty Mel USA 3.0 My Dream Home 4.0 My
8.20 Y Dywysoges Fach 8.35 Sky Arts Dream Home 5.0 Tipping Point
Syrcas Deithiol Dewi 8.45 Dwylor 6.0am Celtic Woman: Believe 6.0 Tipping Point 7.0 MasterChef
Enfys 9.0 Igam Ogam 9.10 Oli 8.0 Auction 8.30 Watercolour Australia 9.0 From Dusk
Dan y Don 9.25 Chwedlau Tinga Challenge 9.0 Tales of the Till Dawn (1996) 11.0 EastEnders
Tinga 9.35 Cymylaubychain 9.45 Unexpected 10.0 The Who: 11.40 Babies: Special Delivery 2.0
Bach a Mawr 10.0 Hafod Haul Quadrophenia Live in London The Musketeers 2.40 Judge Faith
10.15 Guto Gwningen 10.30 Sam 12.0 Discovering: Marlon Brando 3.0 Home Shopping
Tan 10.40 Twt 10.50 Peppa 11.0 1.0 Tales of the Unexpected
Cacamwnci 11.15 Olobobs 11.20 2.0 Auction 2.30 Watercolour Yesterday
Digbi Draig 11.35 Dona Direidi Challenge 3.0 Supertramp: Live 6.0am Antiques Roadshow 7.10
11.50 Sara a Cwac 12.0 Newyddion in Paris 79 5.0 Discovering: The Pompeii: The Mystery of the
S4C ar Tywydd 12.05 Heno 12.30 Clash 5.30 Discovering: Tina People Frozen in Time 8.0 The
Yr Anialwch: Aled Samuel Yr Turner 6.0 Discovering: Audrey Underground War 9.0 Tenko
Outback 1.30 Her yr Hinsawdd 2.0 Hepburn 7.0 Trailblazers: Acid 10.0 Tenko 11.0 Time Team
Newyddion S4C ar Tywydd 2.05 House 8.0 The Sixties 9.0 Rock 12.0 Time Team 1.0 Time Team
Prynhawn Da 3.0 Newyddion S4C and Roll 10.30 Tony Viscontis 2.0 Time Team 3.0 Battleplan
ar Tywydd 3.05 Portreadau 3.30 Unsigned Heroes 11.30 The Making 4.0 Battleplan 5.0 Tenko 6.0
Cadw Cwmni gyda John Hardy of Marc Bolan 12.30 More Than Tenko 7.0 The Hunt for Hitlers
4.0 Awr Fawr 5.0 Stwnsh Ffeil This: The Story of Roxy Music 1.30 Scientists 8.0 Who Do You Think
5.05 Cog1nio 5.30 Mwy o Mwfs: Tales of the Unexpected 2.30 You Are? 9.0 Fawlty Towers 9.50
MOM 5.45 Gwboi a Twm Twm Auction 3.0 Watercolour Challenge Monty Python Live at the
6.0 Newyddion S4C ar Tywydd 3.30 Rock and Roll 5.0 South Bank Hollywood Bowl (1982) 11.30
6.05 04 Wal 6.30 Garddio a Mwy Show Originals Samurai Head Hunters 12.35
7.0 Heno 8.0 Pobol y Cwm 8.25 The Hunt for Hitlers Scientists
Ysgol Ddawns Anti Karen 9.0 Sky Atlantic 1.35 Battleplan 2.30 Mummy
Newyddion 9 ar Tywydd 9.30 6.0am Urban Secrets 8.0 Fish Mysteries 3.0 Home Shopping
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of the Light 97.6-99.8 MHz
Monday, 6.0 Dev 10.0 Radio 1s
radio 10pm, Radio 2 Greatest Hits with Katie
Thistleton 1.0 Alice Levine
4.0 Dance Anthems with
Danny Howard 7.0 MistaJam
Radio gaga host Sarah Walker moves to
10.0 The Rap Show with
herown programme on Sunday
David Hepworth on morning from the beginning
Charlie Sloth 1.0 DJ Target
4.0 Diplo and Friends
the Moody Blues and ofOctober.
life before Radio 2 In his earlier week doing Radio 2
TheEssay (Weeknights, 10.45pm, 88-91 MHz
Radio 3) writer and broadcaster 6.0 Sounds of the 60s 8.0
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I (Monday, 10pm, Radio 2)
Michael Goldfarb talked about
driving a New York cab while Melanie C 10.0 Graham
Paul OGrady prepares Norton (1) 1.0 Pick of the
trying to make it as an actor. In
forthe 50th anniversary of Radio Pops 3.0 Zoe Ball 6.0 Liza
his new series of Trip Sheets: Tarbuck 8.0 Trevor Nelson
2 at the end of the month by AnActors Life he recalls his 10.0 Craig Charles 12.0 Ana
recalling the Light Programme near-misses with Broadway and Matronics Disco Devotion
that the channel replaced. In this his close encounters with some 2.0 Showtunes Playlist 3.0
first of two episodes, veterans ofthe stars he met on the way. Playlist: Love Songs 4.0
remember thedays when In the first of four parts Playlist: Easy 5.0 Huey on
comedy, drama and fledgling of A Choral History of Britain Sunday
soaps rubbed shoulders with (Wednesday, 9am, Radio 4)
request shows such as Two Radio 3
Roderick Williams explores
90.2-92.4 MHz
Way Family Favourites, whose thesocial and therapeutic 7.0 Breakfast 9.0 News
17million listeners could make value of singing together: from 9.03 Record Review. Simon
orbreak a record. huge choirs singing Mahler to Rattles 40-year career.
Justin Hayward was a teenager West Bromwich Albions away 12.15 Music Matters. Pianist
when he was drafted in to the singingsection. Andrs Schiff. 1.0 News
Moody Blues in 1966. He brought Radio people cant entirely 1.02 Saturday Classics:
with him one song he had written shake off radio habits when Joyce DiDonato American
for his girlfriend. This was called Road Trip (R) 3.0 Sound of
they start doing podcasts.
Nights in White Satin which Cinema. Films about Queen
They sometimes bring with Victoria. 4.0 Jazz Record
subsequently made a fortune them things we dont need, Requests. Saxophonists
for a lot of people. Fifty years like producers and explanatory Gerry Mulligan and Stan
on, Hayward jets in from the voiceovers. Fortunately With Fi Getz. 5.0 Jazz Line-Up:
home in Monaco that the song and Jane features BBC veterans Manu Delago/Greg Foat/
no doubt paid for to talk about Fi Glover and Jane Garvey sitting Tord Gustavsen 6.30 Opera
the groups 1967 album Days of in the BBC cafe, nattering about on 3. Puccinis Turandot
Future Passed for a new series whatever interests them. Adrift from the Royal Opera House.
of Johnnie Walkers Long-Players 9.30 Between the Ears: Bee
With Geoff Lloyd and Annabel Port
Journal (R) 10.0 Hear and
(Wednesday, 11pm, Radio 2). features Absolute Radio escapee Now. Two world premieres
Lynne Truss chooses Joni Geoff and erstwhile colleague from the Bavarian RSOs
Mitchell as My Muse (Monday, Annabel doing something similar. Musica Viva season. 12.0
4pm, Radio 4), recalling the All are appealing individuals with Geoffrey Smiths Jazz. Louis
disapproval of her school music plenty to say, tentatively getting Armstrong as accompanist.
teacher at the beginning of used to their new freedom to 1.0 Through the Night (R)
the 70s. Of course, nowadays talk about anything. But their
teachers would be desperate to Radio 4
professional backgrounds make
tell their pupils all about Joni 92.4-94.6 MHz; 198kHz
them uneasy about whether to 6.0 News and Papers 6.07
Mitchell, if only their pupils say some of those things out Ramblings: Listeners
wished to know. loud. This is not something that Walks Cornwall (R) 6.30
Vivienne Westwood is Suzy bothers podcasters, most of Farming Today This Week
Kleins guest on Essential Classics whom obey the principle If in 6.57 Weather 7.0 Today 9.0
(Weekdays, 9am, Radio 3). Former doubt, say it. I Saturday Live 10.30 Punt
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PI: Missing Priest (3/4) 11.0 12.40 The Silent Vulcan Motivation 5.0 Vanessa 7.15 Mr Muzak (1/2) 7.45
The Week in Westminster (1/8) 1.0 The Pursuits of Feltz Hiding Out (14/15) 8.0
11.30 From Our Own Darleen Fyles Omnibus More or Less: 15/09/2017
Correspondent 12.0 News (1-5/5) 2.10 Inheritance Radio 3 (R) 8.30 Last Word (R) 9.0
12.01 (LW) Shipping Tracks 2.15 Pam Ayres 7.0 Breakfast 9.0 News Money Box (R) 9.26 Appeal
Forecast 12.04 Money Box Open Road (4/9) 2.45 Tales 9.03 Sunday Morning. (R) 9.30 In Business (R)
12.30 The News Quiz (R) from the Backbench 3.0 The Russian music. 12.0 Private 10.0 The Westminster Hour
12.57 Weather 1.0 News Interviewer Stole the Show Passions. Chris Hadfields 11.0 The Film Programme
1.10 Any Questions?: Vince 4.0 The Old Man 5.30 The space music. 1.0 News (R) 11.30 Something
Cable, Patrick McLoughlin Art of Monarchy (8/8) 1.02 Lunchtime Concert: Understood (R) 12.0 News
(R) 2.0 Any Answers? 2.30 Wigmore Hall Mondays: 12.15 Thinking Allowed (R)
Drama: Trial by Laughter (R) 5 Live Sophie Bevan and Sebastian 12.45 Bells on Sunday (R)
3.30 Tick Box Art (R) 4.0 693, 909 kHz Wybrew (R) 2.0 The Early 12.48 Shipping Forecast
Weekend Womans Hour 5.0 6.0 Saturday Breakfast 9.0 Music Show. Bach in Cothen. 1.0 As World Service 5.20
Saturday PM 5.30 iPM (R) Danny Baker 11.0 Fighting 3.0 Choral Evensong (R) 4.0 Shipping Forecast 5.30
5.54 Shipping Forecast 5.57 Talk 12.0 5 Live Sport 12.30 Choir and Organ. Elgars News 5.43 Prayer for the
Weather 6.0 News 6.15 Premier League Football Sea Pictures. 5.0 Sunday Day 5.45 Farming Today
Loose Ends 7.0 Profile 7.15 2017-18 2.30 5 Live Sport Feature: Robert Lowell. 5.58 Tweet of the Day
Saturday Review 9.0 Drama: 3.0 Premier League Football Profile of the poet. 6.0 In
Reading Europe Italy: 2017-18 5.0 Sports Report Concert: Rattle at Radio 3. Radio 4 Extra
Those Who Leave and Those 6.0 6-0-6 8.0 Puttin on the Berliozs The Damnation 6.0 South Riding Omnibus
Who Stay (R) 10.0 News Glitz: The Strictly Story 9.0 of Faust. 9.0 Drama on 3: (11-15/15) 7.15 Mr
10.15 Unreliable Evidence: Stephen Nolan 12.0 5 Live The Mother. Florian Zellers Reginald Peacocks Day
Housing Law (R) 11.0 in Short (R) 1.0 Up All Night award-winning play. 10.15 7.30 Count Arthur Strongs
Counterpoint: Semi-Final 5.0 5 Live Science Early Music Late. The Radio Show! (3/6) 8.0
2 (R) 11.30 Ian Sansom Is Freiburg Baroque Orchestra Life with the Lyons 8.30
Falling (R) 12.0 News 12.30 6 Music perform music by Bach. A Life of Bliss (3/6) 9.0
Short Works: The Unknown Digital only 11.45 TBA 12.30 Through South and West Omnibus
(R) 12.48 Shipping Forecast 7.0 Mary Anne Hobbs 10.0 the Night (R) (1-5/5) 10.10 The Listening
1.0 As World Service 5.20 The Huey Show 1.0 Liz Project 10.15 Desert Island
Shipping Forecast 5.30 Kershaw 3.0 Gilles Peterson Radio 4 Discs Revisited Rock and
News 5.43 Bells on Sunday 6.0 The Craig Charles Funk 6.0 News Headlines 6.05 Pop Stars 11.0 The Moth
5.45 Profile (R) and Soul Show 9.0 The Something Understood Radio Hour (8/8) 11.55
Tom Robinson Show 12.0 6.35 On Your Farm (10/10) Inheritance Tracks 12.0
Radio 4 Extra The Freak Zone Playlist 1.0 6.57 Weather 7.0 News 7.0 Life with the Lyons 12.30 A
Digital only The Evolution of John Peel Sunday Papers 7.10 Sunday Life of Bliss (3/6) 1.0 South
6.0 The Old Man 7.30 The 1990s (3/5) 2.0 6 Music 7.55 Appeal: Practical Riding Omnibus (11-15/15)
Art of Monarchy (8/8) Recommends: The New Action 7.57 Weather 8.0 2.15 Mr Reginald Peacocks
8.0 The Interviewer Stole Music Playlist 3.0 Live Hour News 8.0 Sunday Papers Day 2.30 Crime Down Under
the Show 9.0 4 Extra at 4.0 The Harlem Timeline 8.10 Sunday Worship 8.48 A (6-10/10) 3.45 Open or
Bletchley Park 12.0 Winston (2/4) 5.0 Chris Hawkins Point of View: 15/09/2017 Wrapped? (5/5) 4.0 Getting
(1/6) 12.30 Hancocks (R) 8.58 Tweet of the to Know Mr Schmeigelow
Half Hour (4/14) 1.0 The Sunday 17 Day (R) 9.0 Broadcasting 5.0 Poetry Extra (1/4) 5.30
Pursuits of Darleen Fyles House 10.0 The Archers Count Arthur Strongs Radio
Omnibus (1-5/5) 2.10 Radio 1 (R) 11.15 Desert Island Show! (3/6) 6.0 Aliens in
Inheritance Tracks 2.15 6.0 Dev 10.0 Greatest Discs: Paul Greengrass the Mind (6/6) 6.30 The
Pam Ayres Open Road Hits with Katie Thistleton 12.0 News 12.01 (LW) Weirdstone of Brisingamen
(4/9) 2.45 Tales from 1.0 Alice Levine 4.0 Cel Shipping Forecast 12.04 (1/4) 7.0 The Moth Radio
the Backbench 3.0 The Spellman 6.0 Most Played Just a Minute (R) 12.30 The Hour (8/8) 7.55 Inheritance
Interviewer Stole the Show 7.0 Rock Show with Daniel P Food Programme 12.57 Tracks 8.0 South and West
4.0 The Old Man 5.30 The Carter 10.0 Phil Taggart 1.0 Weather 1.0 The World Omnibus (1-5/5) 9.10
Art of Monarchy (8/8) 6.0 Monki 4.0 Adele Roberts This Weekend 1.30 From The Listening Project 9.15
The Twilight Zone (1/16) Our Home Correspondent Desert Island Discs Revisited
6.40 The Silent Vulcan (1/8) Radio 2 2.0 Gardeners Question 10.0 Count Arthur Strongs
7.0 4 Extra at Bletchley Park 6.0 The Sunday Hour 7.0 Time (R) 2.45 The Listening Radio Show! (3/6) 10.30
10.0 Andrew Lawrence: Clare Balding 9.0 Steve Project (R) 3.02 Drama: Think the Unthinkable (3/5)
How Did We End Up Like Wright 11.0 Michael Ball Midnights Children (5/5) 11.0 Newsjack (1/6) 11.30
This? (6/6) 10.30 The 1.0 Elaine Paige 3.0 Johnnie 4.0 News 4.02 Open Book Beauty of Britain (6/6) 12.0
Jason Byrne Show (4/6) Walker 5.0 Paul OGrady 4.30 Make It Real 5.0 File on Aliens in the Mind (6/6)
11.0 Hardeep at the Stand 7.0 Claudia on Sunday 9.0 4: The Secrets of Smyllum 12.30 The Weirdstone of
(6/6) 11.15 Guy Brownings Clare Teal 11.0 Moira Stuart Park (R) 5.40 Profile 5.54 Brisingamen (1/4) 1.0
Small Talk (2/2) 11.30 Two 12.0 Sounds of the 60s Shipping Forecast 5.57 South Riding Omnibus (11-
Episodes of Mash (3/4) 12.0 (R) 2.0 Blues Playlist 3.0 Weather 6.0 News 6.15 Pick 15/15) 2.15 Mr Reginald
The Twilight Zone (1/16) Pop Ballads 4.0 Monday of the Week 7.0 The Archers Peacocks Day 2.30 Crime
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Down Under (6-10/10) Great British Songbook 4.0 News 6.30 Just a Minute 10.30 Jason Cooks School
3.45 Open or Wrapped? Playlist: Hidden Treasures (7/8) 7.0 The Archers 7.15 of Hard Knocks (6/6) 11.0
(5/5) 4.0 Getting to Know 5.0 Vanessa Feltz Front Row 7.45 Just a Girl. The News Quiz Extra (2/8)
Mr Schmeigelow 5.0 Poetry By Mark Davies Markham. 11.45 Armstrong & Miller
Extra (1/4) 5.30 Count Radio 3 (1/5) 8.0 The Frontline (2/4) 12.0 Guards! Guards!
Arthur Strongs Radio Show! 6.30 Breakfast 9.0 Prince 8.30 Crossing (1/6) 12.30 A Good Read
(3/6) Essential Classics With Continents: Dawn to Dusk (9/10) 1.0 Paul Temple and
Vivienne Westwood. 12.0 in Bidi Bidi (R) 9.0 Natural the Gregory Affair (1/10)
5 Live Composer of the Week: Histories: Nightingale (R) 1.30 The Medal Makers 2.0
6.0 Sunday Breakfast 9.0 Purcell Sound the Trumpet 9.30 Start the Week (R) The Betrayal (1/10) 2.15
SportsWeek 10.0 Pienaars (1/5) 1.0 News 1.02 9.59 Weather 10.0 The Charisma: Pinning Down
Politics 11.0 5 Live Lunchtime Concert. Viol World Tonight 10.45 Short the Butterfly (10/10) 2.30
Investigates 12.0 5 Live consort Fretwork performs Works: Some Trick with Young Victoria (1/10)
Sport 12.15 MOTD2 Extra Bachs The Art of Fugue. 2.0 Elastic. By KJ Orr. (1/5) 2.45 Brooklyn (1/10) 3.0
1.0 Formula 1 3.0 5 Live Afternoon Concert: Monday. 11.0 Word of Mouth: Eat The Pallisers (8/12) 4.0
Sport 4.0 Premier League The BBCSSO performs My Words (R) 11.30 A Good Hidden Treasures (6/8) 4.30
Football 6.0 6-0-6 7.30 Dvok, Mendelssohn, Read: Michael Grade & Gia Getting Nowhere Fast (4/6)
Jane Garvey 10.0 Stephen Arnold, Haydn, Mozart and Milinovich (R) 12.0 News 5.0 Says on the Tin (3/6)
Nolan 1.0 Up All Night 4.30 Tchaikovsky. 4.30 In Tune: 12.30 Following Pappano 5.30 Just a Minute (6/8)
Formula 1 5.0 Morning Septura 6.30 Composer of (R) 12.48 Shipping Forecast
Reports 5.15 Wake Up to the Week: Purcell (R) 7.30 1.0 As World Service 5.20 5 Live
Money In Concert: Edinburgh 70. Shipping Forecast 5.30 6.0 5 Live Breakfast 10.0 5
The BBC SSO performs News 5.43 Prayer for the Live Daily with Adrian Chiles
6 Music Walton, Tippett and James Day 5.45 Farming Today 1.0 Afternoon Edition 4.0 5
7.0 Mary Anne Hobbs MacMillan. 10.0 Music 5.58 Tweet of the Day Live Drive 7.0 The Monday
10.0 Cerys Matthews 1.0 Matters. Tom Service talks Night Club 9.0 The Tuffers
The Evolution of John to pianist Andrs Schiff. Radio 4 Extra and Vaughan Cricket Show
Peel 1990s (3/5) 2.0 10.45 The Essay: Trip 6.0 Paul Temple and the 10.0 Flintoff, Savage and
Guy Garveys Finest Hour Sheets 2 An Actors Life Gregory Affair (1/10) 6.30 the Ping Pong Guy 10.30
4.0 Annie Nightingale 6.0 Michael Goldfarb returns to The Medal Makers 7.0 Says Phil Williams 1.0 Up All
Now Playing @6Music 8.0 his cab driving and acting on the Tin (3/6) 7.30 Just Night 5.0 Morning Reports
Maconies Freak Zone 10.0 days. (1/5) 11.0 Jazz Now. a Minute (6/8) 8.0 To the 5.15 Wake Up to Money
Don Letts Culture Clash Gareth Lockranes Big Band Manor Born (8/10) 8.30
12.0 Garveys Finest Hour in concert. 12.30 Through Dads Army (3/26) 9.0 6 Music
2.0 Introducing Mixtape 3.0 the Night Hidden Treasures (6/8) 7.0 Shaun Keaveny 10.0
6 Music Live Hour 4.0 The 9.30 Getting Nowhere Fast Lauren Laverne 1.0
Harlem Timeline (3/4) 5.0 Radio 4 (4/6) 10.0 The Pallisers Radcliffe and Maconie 4.0
Chris Hawkins 6.0 Today 9.0 Start the (8/12) 11.0 The Listener Steve Lamacq 7.0 Marc
Week 9.45 (LW) Daily (1/5) 11.15 Michael and Riley 9.0 Gideon Coe 12.0
Monday 18 Service 9.45 (FM) Following Me 12.0 To the Manor Born 6 Music Recommends with
Pappano (1/5) 10.0 (8/10) 12.30 Dads Army Lauren Laverne 1.0 The
Radio 1 Womans Hour 11.0 No (3/26) 1.0 Paul Temple and Harlem Timeline (4/4) 2.0
6.33 Nick Grimshaw 10.0 Place of Greater Safety the Gregory Affair (1/10) The Thrill of It All: The Roxy
Clara Amfo 12.45 Newsbeat 11.30 Fags, Mags and Bags: 1.30 The Medal Makers 2.0 Music Story 2.30 6 Music
1.0 Scott Mills 4.0 Greg Begrudging a Crunchie The Betrayal (1/10) 2.15 Live Hour 3.30 6 Musics
James 5.45 Newsbeat 6.0 (4/4) 12.0 News 12.01 (LW) Charisma: Pinning Down Jukebox 5.0 Chris Hawkins
Greg James 7.0 Annie Mac Shipping Forecast 12.04 the Butterfly (10/10) 2.30
9.0 Radio 1s Specialist Home Front: 18 September Young Victoria (1/10) Tuesday 19
Chart with Phil Taggart 1917 (36/40) 12.15 You 2.45 Brooklyn (1/10) 3.0
10.02 Huw Stephens 1.0 and Yours 12.57 Weather The Pallisers (8/12) 4.0 Radio 1
Friction 4.0 Adele Roberts 1.0 The World at One 1.45 Hidden Treasures (6/8) 4.30 6.33 Nick Grimshaw 10.0
Join the Dots: The First Dot Getting Nowhere Fast (4/6) Clara Amfo 12.45 Newsbeat
Radio 2 (1/5) 2.0 The Archers 2.15 5.0 Says on the Tin (3/6) 1.0 Scott Mills 4.0 Greg
6.30 Chris Evans 9.30 Ken Drama: Rumpole and the 5.30 Just a Minute (6/8) James 5.45 Newsbeat
Bruce 12.0 Jeremy Vine Way Through the Woods 6.0 Guards! Guards! (1/6) 6.0 Greg James 7.0 Annie
2.0 Steve Wright 5.0 Simon (1/3) 3.0 Counterpoint: 6.30 A Good Read (9/10) Mac 9.0 Radio 1 & 1Xtras
Mayo 7.0 The Blues Show Semi-final 3 (12/13) 3.30 7.0 To the Manor Born Stories Heroes with
with Paul Jones 8.0 Jo BBC National Short Story (8/10) 7.30 Dads Army Annie Nightingale 10.02
Whiley 10.0 The Story of Award 2017 (1/5) 4.0 My (3/26) 8.0 Paul Temple Huw Stephens 1.0 Annie
the Light 11.0 Johnnie Muse Lynne Truss on Joni and the Gregory Affair Nightingale 4.0 Adele
Walkers Long-Players Mitchell (1/3) 4.30 Beyond (1/10) 8.30 The Medal Roberts
12.0 Johnnie Walkers Belief: 18/09/2017 (6/7) Makers 9.0 The Listener
Sounds of the 70s (R) 2.0 5.0 PM 5.54 (LW) Shipping (1/5) 9.15 Michael and Me Radio 2
Jazz Playlists 3.0 Playlists: Forecast 5.57 Weather 6.0 10.0 Just a Minute (6/8) 6.30 Chris Evans 9.30 Ken
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Bruce 12.0 Jeremy Vine for the Prosecution. By Man At Wembley (2/4) 5.0 James 5.45 Newsbeat
2.0 Steve Wright 5.0 Simon John Mortimer. (2/3) 3.0 Double Science (4/6) 5.30 6.0 Greg James 7.0 Annie
Mayo 7.0 Jamie Cullum (FM) Short Cuts: Lost in The Tim Vine Chat Show Mac 9.0 The Surgery with
8.0 Jo Whiley 10.0 Johnnie Translation (6/7) 3.30 (FM) (1/6) 6.0 Guards! Guards! Gemma & Dr Radha 10.02
Walker Meets the BBCs Pop BBC National Short Story (2/6) 6.30 That Reminds Me Huw Stephens 1.0 Benji B
Pioneers 11.0 Nigel Ogden: Award 2017 (2/5) 4.0 (FM) (2/6) 7.0 Listen to Les 7.30 4.0 Adele Roberts
The Organist Entertains Word of Mouth (2/7) 4.30 The Men from the Ministry
11.30 Listen to the Band (FM) Great Lives: Andrea 8.0 Paul Temple and the Radio 2
12.0 Sounds of the 80s (R) Catherwood on Constance Gregory Affair (2/10) 8.30 6.30 Chris Evans 9.30
2.0 Folk Playlist 3.0 Playlist:
Markievicz (8/9) 5.0 (FM) Footlight Fairies 9.0 The Ken Bruce 12.0 Jeremy
90s Hits 4.0 Wednesday PM 5.54 (LW) Shipping Listener (2/5) 9.15 Rock Vine 2.0 Steve Wright 5.0
Workout 5.0 Vanessa Feltz Forecast 5.57 (LW) Test and Doris and Elizabeth 10.0 Simon Mayo 7.0 The Folk
Match Special 5.57 (FM) The Tim Vine Chat Show Show with Mark Radcliffe
Radio 3 Weather 6.0 (FM) News (1/6) 10.30 The Gambler 8.0 Jo Whiley 10.0 Bryan
6.30 Breakfast. With 6.30 (FM) The Tim Vine (1/4) 11.0 Alun Cochranes Adams: A Birthday Portrait
Petroc Trelawny. 9.0 Chat Show (2/6) 7.0 (FM) Fun House (1/4) 11.30 The 11.0 Johnnie Walkers
Essential Classics. Vivienne The Archers 7.15 (FM) Front Shuttleworths (3/6) 11.45 Long-Players 12.0 Pick
Westwood. 12.0 Composer Row 7.45 (FM) Just a Girl. Hamish and Dougal: Youll of the Pops (R) 2.0 Country
of the Week: Purcell: By Mark Davies Markham. Have Had Your Tea (3/6) Playlist 3.0 Playlist: Easy
London Calling (2/5) 1.0 (2/5) 8.0 (FM) File on 4: 12.0 Guards! Guards! (2/6) 4.0 Radio 2 Rocks 5.0
News 1.02 Lunchtime Paralympic Sport Fair 12.30 That Reminds Me Vanessa Feltz
Concert: Fishguard and Play? (2/10) 8.30 (LW) (2/6) 1.0 Paul Temple and
Machynlleth festivals File on 4 8.40 In Touch the Gregory Affair (2/10) Radio 3
2017. Fontana, Bach and 9.0 Inside Health 9.30 The 1.30 Footlight Fairies 2.0 6.30 Breakfast 9.0 Essential
Schumann. 2.0 Afternoon Life Scientific (R) 10.0 The Betrayal (2/10) 2.15 Classics. With Vivienne
Concert: BBC Scottish The World Tonight 10.45 Student Bibles (1/5) 2.30 Westwood. 12.0 Composer
Symphony Orchestra. Short Works. Bearded by Young Victoria (2/10) 2.45 of the Week: Purcell Take
Butterworth, MacMillan, Ross Raisin. (2/5) 11.0 Brooklyn (2/10) 3.0 The Me to Church (3/5) 1.0
Elgar and Ravel. 4.30 In Spotlight Tonight with Nish Pallisers (9/12) 4.0 The 99p News 1.02 Lunchtime
Tune. Gavin Bryars and Nick Kumar (1/4) 11.30 A Good Challenge (5/6) 4.30 Our Concert: Fishguard and
Cooper. 6.30 Composer of Read (R) 12.0 News 12.30 Man At Wembley (2/4) 5.0 Machynlleth Festivals 2017.
the Week: Purcell (R) 7.30 Following Pappano (R) Double Science (4/6) 5.30 Leonarda and Tchaikovsky.
In Concert: St Albans Organ 12.48 Shipping Forecast Tim Vine Chat Show (1/6) 2.0 Afternoon Concert: BBC
Festival 10.0 Free Thinking: 1.0 As World Service 5.20 SSO. Rossini, Sandstrom
Diplomacy 10.45 The Essay: Shipping Forecast 5.30 5 Live and Beethoven. 3.30 Choral
Trip Sheets 2 An Actors News 5.43 Prayer for the 6.0 Breakfast 10.0 5 Live Evensong. Live from the
Life: Cab Driving Dog Days Day 5.45 Farming Today Daily with Adrian Chiles 1.0 Church of the London
(2/5) 11.0 Late Junction 5.58 Tweet of the Day Afternoon Edition 4.0 5 Live Oratory. 4.30 In Tune. With
12.30 Through the Night Drive 7.0 5 Live Sport 7.45 Esther Yoo and Ivan Ilic.
Radio 4 Extra Carabao Cup Football 10.30 6.30 Composer of the Week:
Radio 4 6.0 Paul Temple and the Phil Williams 1.0 Up All Purcell (R) 7.30 In Concert.
6.0 Today 8.30 (LW) Gregory Affair (2/10) Night 5.0 Morning Reports The Nash Ensemble. Music
Yesterday in Parliament 6.30 Footlight Fairies 7.0 5.15 Wake Up to Money by Stravinsky, Maxwell
9.0 The Life Scientific Double Science (4/6) 7.30 Davies, Goehr, Birtwistle
9.30 One to One: Nature Tim Vine Chat Show (1/6) 6 Music and Casken. 10.0 Free
Cure (2/7) 9.45 (LW) 8.0 Listen to Les 8.30 The 7.0 Shaun Keaveny 10.0 Thinking: Royal Society
Daily Service 9.45 (FM) Men from the Ministry Lauren Laverne 1.0 Science Book Prize. The
Following Pappano (2/5) 9.0 The News Quiz Extra Radcliffe and Maconie 4.0 writing of science. 10.45
10.0 Womans Hour 11.0 (2/8) 9.45 Armstrong Steve Lamacq 7.0 Marc The Essay: Trip Sheets 2 An
Natural Histories: Baobab & Miller (2/4) 10.0 The Riley 9.0 Gideon Coe 12.0 Actors Life (3/5) 11.0 Late
(16/25) 11.30 Laverne Pallisers (9/12) 11.0 The 6 Recommends with Tom Junction. A Jean-Michel
in the Willows (R) 12.0 Listener (2/5) 11.15 Rock Ravenscroft 1.0 The Musical Basquiat Special. 12.30
News 12.01 (LW) Shipping and Doris and Elizabeth History of Greenwich Village Through the Night (R)
Forecast 12.04 Home Front: 12.0 Listen to Les 12.30 (1/2) 2.0 The Thrill of It All:
19 September 1917 Kitty The Men from the Ministry The Roxy Music Story 2.30 Radio 4
Lumley 12.15 (LW) Test 1.0 Paul Temple and the Live Hour 3.30 6 Musics 6.0 Today 8.30 (LW)
Match Special: England v Gregory Affair (2/10) Jukebox 5.0 Chris Hawkins Yesterday in Parliament
West Indies 12.15 (FM) 1.30 Footlight Fairies 2.0 9.0 A Choral History
Call You and Yours 12.57 The Betrayal (2/10) 2.15 Wednesday 20 of Britain Singing for
(FM) Weather 1.0 (FM) Student Bibles (1/5) 2.30 Solidarity (1/4) 9.30
The World at One 1.45 Young Victoria (2/10) 2.45 Radio 1 Owning Colour: Blue (R)
(FM) Join the Dots (2/5) Brooklyn (2/10) 3.0 The 6.33 Nick Grimshaw 10.0 9.45 (LW) Daily Service
2.0 (FM) The Archers (R) Pallisers (9/12) 4.0 The 99p Clara Amfo 12.45 Newsbeat 9.45 (FM) Following
2.15 (FM) Drama: Rumpole Challenge (5/6) 4.30 Our 1.0 Scott Mills 4.0 Greg Pappano (3/5) 10.0
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Womans Hour 10.56 The Want to Disappear 12.0 The Thursday 21 Home Front (39/40) 12.15
Listening Project 11.0 Navy Lark (13/16) 12.30 (LW) Test Match Special
The Frontline Prince (R) Hancocks Half Hour (5/14) Radio 1 12.15 (FM) You and Yours
11.30 Relativity (3/4) 1.0 Paul Temple and the 6.33 Nick Grimshaw 10.0 12.57 (FM) Weather 1.0
12.0 News 12.01 (LW) Gregory Affair (3/10) 1.30 Clara Amfo 12.45 Newsbeat (FM) The World at One
Shipping Forecast 12.04 The Voices of Robert Wyatt 1.0 Scott Mills 4.0 Greg 1.45 (FM) Join the Dots:
Home Front: 20 September 2.0 The Betrayal (3/10) James 5.45 Newsbeat 6.0 Playing the Dot (4/5) 2.0
1917 (38/40) 12.15 You 2.15 Student Bibles (2/5) Greg James 7.0 Annie Mac (FM) The Archers (R) 2.15
and Yours 1.0 The World at 2.30 Young Victoria (3/10) 9.0 Artist Takeover with The (FM) doyouwishtocontinue
One 1.45 Join the Dots: The 2.45 Brooklyn (3/10) 3.0 xx 10.02 Residency Logan (R) 3.0 (FM) Ramblings:
Language of Dots (3/5) 1.56 The Pallisers (10/12) 4.0 Sama 12.0 Residency Listeners Walks: Blaneau
Weather 2.0 The Archers Genius (4/6) 4.30 Winston Jessy Lanza 1.0 Toddla T 4.0 Ffestiniog (2/6) 3.27 (FM)
(R) 2.15 Drama: Rumpole (2/6) 5.0 Odd Balls (4/4) Adele Roberts Appeal: Practical Action
and The Quacks (3/3) 3.0 5.30 Ankle Tag (4/4) 6.0 (R) 3.30 (FM) BBC National
Money Box Live 3.30 BBC Guards! Guards! (3/6) Radio 2 Short Story Award 2017
National Short Story Award 6.30 Off the Page 7.0 The 6.30 Chris Evans 9.30 Ken (4/5) 4.0 (FM) The Film
2017 (3/5) 4.0 Thinking Navy Lark (13/16) 7.30 Bruce 12.0 Jeremy Vine Programme 4.30 (FM) BBC
Allowed 4.30 The Media Hancocks Half Hour (5/14) 2.0 Steve Wright 5.0 Simon Inside Science 5.0 (FM)
Show 4.56 The Listening 8.0 Paul Temple and the Mayo 7.0 Bob Harris Country PM 5.54 (LW) Shipping
Project: Keiran and Katie Gregory Affair (3/10) 8.30 8.0 Jo Whiley 10.0 Arts Forecast 5.57 (LW) Test
5.0 PM 6.0 News 6.30 John The Voices of Robert Wyatt Show with Jonathan Ross Match Special 5.57 (FM)
Shuttleworths Lounge 9.0 The Listener (3/5) 9.15 12.0 Craig Charles House Weather 6.0 (FM) News
Music (R) 7.0 The Archers So You Want to Disappear Party (R) 2.0 Tracks of My 6.30 (FM) Women Talking
7.15 Front Row 7.45 (LW) 10.0 Ankle Tag (4/4) 10.30 Years Playlist 3.0 Playlist: About Cars: Esther Rantzen
Just a Girl. By Mark Davies The Secret World (5/6) Have A Great Weekend 4.0 (3/4) 7.0 (FM) The Archers
Markham. (3/5) 7.45 11.0 Spotlight Tonight with Playlist: Feelgood Friday 5.0 7.15 (FM) Front Row 7.45
(FM) Just a Girl (3/5) 8.0 Nish Kumar (1/4) 11.30 Vanessa Feltz (FM) Just a Girl. By Mark
Unreliable Evidence (2/4) The Nick Revell Show (6/6) Davies Markham. (4/5) 8.0
8.45 David Baddiel Tries to 12.0 Guards! Guards! (3/6) Radio 3 (FM) The Briefing Room
Understand: Bitcoin (3/6) 12.30 Off the Page 1.0 Paul 6.30 Breakfast 9.0 Essential 8.30 In Business (8/9) 9.0
9.0 Costing the Earth: Temple and the Gregory Classics. With Vivienne BBC Inside Science 9.30
Fight the Power 9.30 A Affair (3/10) 1.30 The Westwood. 12.0 Composer In Our Time (R) 10.0 The
Choral History of Britain Voices of Robert Wyatt 2.0 of the Week: Purcell: Music World Tonight 10.45 Short
(R) 9.59 Weather 10.0 The The Betrayal (3/10) 2.15 for a While or Orpheus Works. The Cold God of Bad
World Tonight 10.45 Short Student Bibles (2/5) 2.30 Britannicus (4/5) 1.0 Luck by Colin Barrett. (4/5)
Works. Dear Mister Burke, Young Victoria (3/10) 2.45 News 1.02 Lunchtime 11.0 Bunk Bed (5/6) 11.15
by Tea Obreht. (3/5) 11.0 Brooklyn (3/10) 3.0 The Concert: Fishguard and Elvis McGonagall Takes a
Charlotte and Lillian: The Pallisers (10/12) 4.0 Genius Machynlleth Festivals Look on the Bright Side
Introduction (1/4) 11.15 (4/6) 4.30 Winston (2/6) 2017. Veracini, Brahms and (R) 11.30 A Good Read (R)
Before They Were Famous 5.0 Odd Balls (4/4) 5.30 Schubert. 2.0 Afternoon 12.0 News 12.30 Following
(R) 11.30 A Good Read: Ankle Tag (4/4) Concert. Donizettis La Pappano (4/5) 12.48
Ian Rankin & Joe Boyd (R) Fille du Regiment. 4.30 Shipping Forecast 1.0 As
11.55 The Listening Project 5 Live In Tune 6.0 Composer of World Service 5.20 Shipping
12.0 News 12.30 Following 6.0 Breakfast 10.0 Emma the Week: Purcell (R) 7.0 Forecast 5.30 News 5.43
Pappano (3/5) 12.45 Sailing Barnett 1.0 Afternoon In Concert. Simon Rattle Prayer for the Day 5.45
By 12.48 Shipping Forecast Edition 4.0 5 Live Drive 7.0 conducts Stravinsky. 10.0 Farming Today 5.58 Tweet
1.0 As World Service 5.20 5 Live Sport 7.45 Carabao Free Thinking. Bernard of the Day
Shipping Forecast 5.30 Cup Football 10.30 Phil MacLaverty talks about
News 5.43 Prayer for the Williams 1.0 Up All Night his new novel. 10.45 The Radio 4 Extra
Day 5.45 Farming Today 5.0 Morning Reports 5.15 Essay: Trip Sheets 2 An 6.0 Paul Temple and the
5.58 Tweet of the Day Wake Up to Money Actors Life (4/5) 11.0 LateGregory Affair (4/10) 6.30
Junction: Steve Tibbetts O Lucky Man! 7.0 Double
Radio 4 Extra 6 Music 12.30 Through the Night Income, No Kids Yet (4/6)
6.0 Paul Temple and the 7.0 Shaun Keaveny 10.0 7.30 Women Talking About
Gregory Affair (3/10) 6.30 Lauren Laverne 1.0 Radio 4 Cars (2/4) 8.0 Stop Messing
The Voices of Robert Wyatt Radcliffe and Maconie 4.0 6.0 Today 9.0 In Our Time About! (9/13) 8.30 The
7.0 Odd Balls (4/4) 7.30 Steve Lamacq 7.0 Marc 9.45 (LW) Daily Service 9.45 Goon Show 9.0 Whispers
Ankle Tag (4/4) 8.0 The Riley 9.0 Gideon Coe 12.0 (FM) Following Pappano (5/6) 9.30 Semi Circles
Navy Lark (13/16) 8.30 6 Recommends with Mary (4/5) 10.0 Womans Hour (5/6) 10.0 The Pallisers
Hancocks Half Hour (5/14) Anne Hobbs 1.0 The Musical 11.0 Crossing Continents: (11/12) 11.0 The Listener
9.0 Genius (4/6) 9.30 History of Greenwich Village Panamas Vanishing Islands (4/5) 11.15 Rumpole and
Winston (2/6) 10.0 The (2/2) 2.0 The Thrill of It All: (9/9) 11.30 Art in Miniature the Old Boy Net 12.0 Stop
Pallisers (10/12) 11.0 The The Roxy Music Story 2.30 12.0 News 12.01 (LW) Messing About! (9/13)
Listener (3/5) 11.15 So You Live Hour 3.30 6 Musics Shipping Forecast 12.04 12.30 The Goon Show 1.0
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Paul Temple and the Gregory Friday 22 Cross Signal Problem (R) (5/10) 2.15 Student Bibles
Affair (4/10) 1.30 O Lucky 12.0 News 12.01 (LW) (4/5) 2.30 Young Victoria
Man! 2.0 The Betrayal Radio 1 Shipping Forecast 12.04 (5/10) 2.45 Brooklyn
(4/10) 2.15 Student Bibles 6.33 Nick Grimshaw 10.0 Home Front: 22 September (5/10) 3.0 The Pallisers
(3/5) 2.30 Young Victoria Clara Amfo 12.45 Newsbeat 1917 (40/40) 12.15 Four (12/12) 4.0 The Motion
(4/10) 2.45 Brooklyn 1.0 Scott Mills 4.0 The Seasons: Autumn 12.18 You Show (2/6) 4.30 After
(4/10) 3.0 The Pallisers Official Chart with Greg and Yours 1.0 The World at Henry (5/8) 5.0 Hazelbeach
(11/12) 4.0 Whispers (5/6) James 5.45 Newsbeat 6.0 One 1.43 Four Seasons 1.45 (1/6) 5.30 Mr Muzak (1/2)
4.30 Semi Circles (5/6) Dance Anthems with Greg Join the Dots: The Dancing 6.0 Guards! Guards! (5/6)
5.0 Double Income, No James 7.0 Annie Mac 10.0 Dot (5/5) 2.0 The Archers 6.30 Soul Music (1/5) 7.0
Kids Yet (4/6) 5.30 Women Pete Tong 1.0 B.Traits 4.0 2.15 Drama: Lying Low 3.0 Im Sorry Ill Read That
Talking About Cars (2/4) Essential Mix Gardeners Question Time: Again (8/14) 7.30 Brothers
6.0 Guards! Guards! (4/6) 70th Anniversary Garden in Law (7/13) 8.0 Paul
6.30 Great Lives 7.0 Stop Radio 2 Party 3.30 BBC National Temple and the Gregory
Messing About! (9/13) 7.30 6.30 Chris Evans 9.30 Ken Short Story Award 2017 Affair (5/10) 8.30 The Ice
The Goon Show 8.0 Paul Bruce 12.0 Jeremy Vine (5/5) 4.0 Four Seasons Mountain 9.0 The Listener
Temple and the Gregory 2.0 Steve Wright 5.0 Simon 4.03 Last Word 4.30 More (5/5) 9.15 Rumpole and
Affair (4/10) 8.30 O Lucky Mayo 7.0 Tony Blackburns or Less (5/6) 5.0 PM 5.54 the Sleeping Partners (2/2)
Man! 9.0 The Listener (4/5) Golden Hour 8.0 Friday (LW) Shipping Forecast 5.57 10.0 Comedy Club: Mr
9.15 Rumpole and the Night Is Music Night (R) Weather 5.58 Four Seasons Muzak (1/2) 10.30 Mitch
Old Boy Net 10.0 Women 10.0 Sounds of the 80s 12.0 6.0 News 6.30 The News Benns Crimes Against
Talking About Cars (2/4) Anneka Rice: The Happening Quiz (3/8) 7.0 The Archers Music (3/4) 11.0 Life: An
10.30 Newsjack (2/6) 11.0 (20) 2.0 Funky Soul Playlist 7.15 Front Row 7.45 (LW) Idiots Guide (3/4) 11.30
Big Booth Too (4/6) 11.30 3.0 Playlist: New to 2 4.0 Just a Girl. By Mark Davies World of Pub (1/4) 12.0
The Museum of Everything 21st Century Songs 5.0 Markham. (5/5) 7.45 (FM) Guards! Guards! (5/6) 12.30
(6/6) 12.0 Guards! Guards! Huey on Saturday Just a Girl (5/5) 8.0 Any Soul Music (1/5) 1.0 Paul
(4/6) 12.30 Great Lives 1.0 Questions? 8.50 A Point Temple and the Gregory
Paul Temple and the Gregory Radio 3 of View 9.0 Home Front Affair (5/10) 1.30 The Ice
Affair (4/10) 1.30 O Lucky 6.30 Breakfast 9.0 Essential Omnibus (36-40/40) 10.0 Mountain 2.0 The Betrayal
Man! 2.0 The Betrayal Classics: Vivienne Westwood The World Tonight 10.45 (5/10) 2.15 Student Bibles
(4/10) 2.15 Student Bibles 12.0 Composer of the Short Works: Memento Mori (4/5) 2.30 Young Victoria
(3/5) 2.30 Young Victoria Week: Purcell: What Power (5/5) 11.0 Great Lives: (5/10) 2.45 Brooklyn
(4/10) 2.45 Brooklyn Art Thou? (5/5) 1.0 News Andrea Catherwood on (5/10) 3.0 The Pallisers
(4/10) 3.0 The Pallisers 1.02 Lunchtime Concert: Constance Markievicz (R) (12/12) 4.0 The Motion
(11/12) 4.0 Whispers (5/6) Fishguard and Machynlleth 11.30 A Good Read: Fraser Show (2/6) 4.30 After
4.30 Semi Circles (5/6) 5.0 Festivals 2017. The Nelson & Adam Mars-Jones Henry (5/8) 5.0 Hazelbeach
Double Income, No Kids Yet Vienna Piano Trio perform (R) 11.55 Four Seasons (1/6) 5.30 Mr Muzak (1/2)
(4/6) 5.30 Women Talking Beethoven. 2.0 Afternoon 12.0 News 12.30 Following
About Cars (2/4) Concert: BBC Scottish Pappano (R) 12.48 Shipping 5 Live
Symphony Orchestra. Forecast 1.0 As World 6.0 5 Live Breakfast 10.0
5 Live Rachmaninov, Rimsky- Service 5.20 Shipping 5 Live Daily with Emma
6.0 Breakfast 10.0 Chris Korsakov and Walton. 4.30 Forecast 5.30 News 5.43 Barnett 1.0 The Friday
Warburton 1.0 Afternoon In Tune 6.30 Composer of Prayer for the Day 5.45 iPM Sports Panel 2.0 Kermode
Edition 4.0 5 Live Drive the Week: Purcell (R) 7.30 and Mayos Film Review
7.0 5 Live Sport 8.0 5 Live In Concert. Bachs Goldberg Radio 4 Extra 4.0 5 Live Drive 7.0 5 Live
Sport: To Helmand and Variations, performed by 6.0 Paul Temple and the Sport: The Friday Football
Back (R) 9.0 5 Live Sport Lars Vogt. 10.0 The Verb. Gregory Affair (5/10) Social 10.0 Stephen Nolan
10.0 Question Time Extra Ian McMillan live from 6.30 The Ice Mountain 7.0 1.0 Up All Night 5.0 5 Live
Time 1.0 Up All Night 5.0 Hull. 10.45 The Essay: Trip Hazelbeach (1/6) 7.30 Mr Boxing with Costello &
Morning Reports 5.15 Wake Sheets 2 An Actors Life Muzak (1/2) 8.0 Im Sorry Bunce 5.30 5 Live Sport :
Up to Money (5/5) 11.0 World on 3. Sefo Ill Read That Again (8/14) The Football Social
Kanuteh in session. 1.0 8.30 Brothers in Law (7/13)
6 Music Through the Night 9.0 The Motion Show (2/6) 6 Music
7.0 Shaun Keaveny 10.0 9.30 After Henry (5/8) 10.0 7.0 Shaun Keaveny 10.0
Lauren Laverne 1.0 Radio 4 The Pallisers (12/12) 11.0 Lauren Laverne 1.0 Mark
Radcliffe and Maconie 4.0 6.0 Today 8.31 (LW) The Listener (5/5) 11.15 Radcliffe and Stuart
Steve Lamacq 6.0 Steve Yesterday in Parliament Rumpole and the Sleeping Maconie 4.0 Steve Lamacq
Lamacqs Roundtable 7.0 9.0 Desert Island Discs: Partners (2/2) 12.0 Im 7.0 Iggy Pop 9.0 Tom
Marc Riley 10.0 Gideon Coe Paul Greengrass 9.45 (LW) Sorry Ill Read That Again Ravenscroft 12.0 Nemones
12.0 6 Recommends with Daily Service 9.45 (FM) (8/14) 12.30 Brothers Electric Ladyland 2.0 6
Lamacq 1.0 Lennon: New Following Pappano (5/5) in Law (7/13) 1.0 Paul Music Classic Concert 3.0
York Years 2.0 The Thrill of 10.0 Womans Hour 11.0 Temple and the Gregory 6 Music Live Hour 4.0 John
It All 2.30 Live Hour 3.30 The Free Degrees 11.30 Affair (5/10) 1.30 The Ice Lennon: The New York Years
Jukebox 5.0 Chris Hawkins The Rivals: The Knights Mountain 2.0 The Betrayal 5.0 Chris Hawkins
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a sci-fi sitcom a hope, yet Red By 1990, it was the best British Kristine Kochanski, as ships
Dwarfs creators Rob Grant and sitcom on TV, its catchphrases scold gave Chlo Annett nothing
Doug Naylor revelled in their (Smeg!, Smoke me a kipper, to work with. The chemistry had
underdog status. Ill be back for breakfast) been fatally undermined.
The premise was ingenious: instantly recognisable, with The jettisoning of the studio
defiantly slobbish Dave Lister anInternational Emmy the audience saw the actors playing
(Craig Charles) wakes up on a crowning glory. For a cult to an invisible crowd while their
mining vessel 3m years after the sitcomin a niche genre, such characters either reverted to one
radiation leak that wiped out mainstream acceptance was an dimension or resorted to navel-
the crew. The last human in the extraordinary achievement. gazing that strove for poignancy
universe, his only companions are Perhaps the seventh series but palled into dullness. Series
magnificently irritating hologram could only have disappointed. eight was even worse, abandoning
Arnold Rimmer (Chris Barrie), Grant had moved on, leaving the idea of Lister and co being
idiotic yet omnipotent ships co-ceator Naylor to soldier on alone in space and resurrecting
computer Holly (Norman Lovett alone, seemingly exposed as the the entire crew for a conventional
and, later, Hattie Hayridge) and straight man in the partnership: sitcom with an overreliance on
a humanoid evolved from cats an apparent lurch into comedy- bad CGI. It killed the franchise
(Danny John-Jules), bearing the drama may simply have been for a decade, by which time its
perceptible DNA of both Prince the result of a drought of comic moment had passed.
and James Brown. invention. A disillusioned Or had it? 2009. Enter
Marrying the slacker aesthetic Listers namesake channel
of Dark Star to the wry humour Dave, brimming with both witty
of The Hitchhikers Guide to the banter and bullish confidence.
Galaxy, it had both the innate Red Dwarf: Back to Earth was
melancholy and odd-couple feverishly anticipated, making its
dynamic central to all great utter smegging ineptitude all the
sitcoms. The wobbly staging more dismaying. Dave pressed
added to the charm; Naylor on and further revivals have
and Grant had crafted a lived- been much better. But, with the
in universe with a keen sense chances of matching its imperial
of self-awareness, refusing phase receding faster than Chris
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