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(SIGHS)

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I'm hungry.

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Movie <i>Monday!</i>

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The only cure I know for the Monday blues
is <i>Varsity Blues.</i>

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Let's <i>go!</i> Let's go, let's go, let's <i>go!</i>

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Take a seat down there.
Second from the end.

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All right. Everybody here? <i>Yes!</i>

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Popcorn, anyone?

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Yes, <i>please!</i> Thank you.

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Anyone else?

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No.

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<i>PAM: Movie Monday</i>
<i>started with training videos.</i>

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But we went through those pretty fast.
Then we watched a medical video.

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Since then, it's been half-hour installments
of various movies,

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with the exception
of an episode of <i>Entourage,</i>

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which Michael made us watch six times.

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<i>Entourage.</i>

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Kevin? Would you like to do
the scenes from last week?

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Yes.

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Why him?

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Don't whine. Get the windows.

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Previously on <i>Varsity Blues...</i>

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Okay, Billy Bob got a head injury,
but Coach made him play.

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So then Lance, he gets sacked
and he's out for the year.

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Hello?

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Not everyone approves of Movie Monday.

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I won't say who.

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I don't approve. I don't.

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Hello?

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<i>Let's go after that title now.</i>
<i>Let's go, let's go!</i>

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<i>Let's go!</i>

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Hi, Jan. Hope you brought the Milk Duds.

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How would a movie
increase productivity, Michael?

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How on Earth would it do that?

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People work faster after.

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Magically?

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No.

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They have to, to make up for the time
they lost watching the movie.

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No.

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Do I need to hire
a babysitter for you, Michael?

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Kitchen.
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Some little 1 4-year old girl
whose job it is, is to limit...

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Michael is going to get us all fired.

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You sat back and let him
play that dumb movie

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and now Jan is peeved off
and we're all going to lose our jobs.

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That's not going to happen.

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You know she has it out for him <i>now!</i>

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That's not his <i>fault!</i>

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He had to follow his heart.

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Ever since Michael dumped Jan for Carole,
Jan's been bitching out on him.

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Reject a woman, and she will never let it go.
One of the many defects of their kind.

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Also weak arms.

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Dwight, you should be running this office.

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Michael would never let me.

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It's not up to Michael, it's Jan's call.

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Talk to her.
I could never do that.

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<i>Fine!</i> Sit back and do nothing
and let us all get fired.

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I know that patience and loyalty
are good and virtuous traits,

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but sometimes I just think
you need to grow a pair.

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At the Stamford branch, they all play this
World War II videogame called <i>Call of Duty.</i>

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<i>And they're all really into it.</i>

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<i>I'm told that it started</i>
<i>as a teambuilding exercise.</i>

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<i>Unfortunately, I really suck at it.</i>

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We didn't play many videogames
in Scranton.

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Instead, we'd do stuff like...

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Pam and I would sometimes hum
the same high-pitched note

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and try to get Dwight
to make an appointment with an ear doctor.
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And Pam called it Pretendonitis.

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Hey, Kelly, my stuff just got here.

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<i>KELLY: Oh! Oh, my God!</i>

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Kelly really likes to online shop.

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So, I felt like I wanted some new clothes.

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I mean, I just... I wanted to...

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It's just, I felt like it was time to maybe,
just get new clothes.

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Okay.

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I love <i>it!</i>

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Really? I don't know.

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No, you haven't even tried it on yet.
Try it on.

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Not at work. I'll try it on...

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Fashion show. Fashion show at <i>lunch!</i>

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No...

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Fashion show, fashion show at lunch.

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Fashion <i>show!</i> Fashion <i>show!</i>
Fashion show at <i>lunch!</i>

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Why did you do that?

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I'm just killing Germans any way I can.

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We're on the German team.

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Shoot the British.

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Wait, are we playing teams?

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Yeah.

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(GRUNTING)

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(PHONE RINGING)

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<i>Hello?</i>

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<i>Is this Jan?</i>

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<i>Who is this?</i>

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This is Dwight Schrute.

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I am calling about
an extremely sensitive matter.

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<i>You should talk to Michael</i>
<i>and he'll talk to me,</i>

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<i>and that way we don't have to</i>
<i>speak to each other.</i>

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It's about Michael.

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<i>What about him?</i>

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I can't talk here. It's too sensitive.

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<i>It's not about a surprise party, is it?</i>

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No, but we should discuss that
another time.

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<i>Look, I'm already an hour outside</i>
<i>of Scranton, Dwight, I'm not coming back.</i>

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Pull over at Exit 40.

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There is a Liz Claiborne outlet.

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I know you like that store.
Go inside and shop until I can meet you.

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<i>How do you know I like that store?</i>

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Many of your blouses are Claibornes.
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<i>How do you know that?</i>

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It's part of my job.

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<i>No, it's not. It's officially not.</i>

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Noted.

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(HUMMING)

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I'm going to the dentist.

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Okay.

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I have to have an emergency crown put in.

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Yes.

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It's a new dentist.

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He's far. I might be gone three hours.

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Three hours? <i>Wow!</i> Have fun.

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Did you get anything good?

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Yeah.

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New blouse? Halter-top?
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Camisole? Teddy?

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I could save the branch.

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Really?

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If you let me run it.

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Okay.

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Okay, I can run it?

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What would you do differently?

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Mostly get rid of waste,
which is half the people there.

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And clean house.

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Right here, it's all for me.

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Thank you.

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Dwight, you must feel strongly
to speak with me this way,

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behind Michael's back,
and turn on so many of your co-workers.

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The decision to turn on Michael
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But once I did it, I didn't look back.

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And mostly I feel
that Michael would approve.

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It's really what's best for the branch.

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And I could care less about my co-workers.

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So, here we are.

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It's all on the table.

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I want the branch.

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And I await your decision.

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Oh, by the way, there's
a new Ann Taylor outlet store near here.

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I know you like their earrings.

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Where is it?

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<i>JAN: Michael!</i>
Hi.

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<i>I had a very interesting conversation</i>
<i>with one of your employees.</i>

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Oh, that's nice.
<i>No, it wasn't.</i>

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<i>Dwight just told me that he thinks</i>
<i>he can run the branch better than you.</i>

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What?

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You were at the dentist?

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<i>You can't have people undermining you.</i>

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<i>Get control of your branch immediately.</i>
Okay.

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What was Dwight thinking?
That he could turn Jan against me?

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She's my ex-Iover-ish.

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<i>Wow!</i>

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It's so <i>sexy!</i> You look so hot.

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It's really something.

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It's too much.

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What?
I'm gonna return it.

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No. You have to keep it today,
just see how you feel.

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Hey.
Hi.

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You look nice.

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Thanks.

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Isn't that, like, your third soda today?

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Yeah, I think we can be a big help
to your company.

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Okay, see you next week. Bye.

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Again?

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Scared?

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<i>Call of Duty.</i>

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<i>(GUNFIRE ON COMPUTER)</i>

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Andy, Jim, can I see you
in the conference room for a minute?

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Now?
Yes, now.

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Put the game on hold, everyone.

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This is not working, okay?
We are getting slaughtered out there.

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It's the new guy.

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Oh, I'm sorry,
I don't know what we're talking about.

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See what I mean?

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We just need a strategy, okay?

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We're gonna set up a trap in the gunroom.
All right?

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Jim, are you using the MP40 or the.44?

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Sniper rifle?

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Snipe...
What?

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<i>Jim!</i> In Carentan?
Are you playing for the other team?

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You don't snipe in Carentan, okay?

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It's <i>saboteur! Saboteur!</i>

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Andy, it's not...

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I'm gonna kill you for real.
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This game, the game is over.
I'm really going to shoot you.

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Hey, Dwight.
Hey.

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Do you want an M&M?

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No, thanks. I'm stuffed.

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No, seriously, you should have an M&M,
they're really good.

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Okay.

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Good, huh?

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So good.

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Hey, I thought you weren't supposed to
eat anything for a couple of hours

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after you've had a crown put in.

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They have this new kind
of quick-drying bonding. So...

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Sounds like a good dentist.

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Oh, yeah.

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What's his name?

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Crentist.

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Your dentist's name is Crentist?

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Yeah.

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Sounds a lot like dentist.

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Maybe that's why he became a dentist.

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Let me see your teeth.

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Let me see them. Let me see them.

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You should floss them.

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I know.

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Well, then.

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I'm glad you're okay.

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Business is like a jungle.
And I am like a tiger.

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And Dwight is like a monkey
that stabs the tiger in the back with a stick.

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Does the tiger fire the monkey?

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Does the tiger transfer the monkey
to another branch?

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Pun.

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There's no way of knowing
what goes on inside the tiger's head.

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We don't have the technology.

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Dwight, can I talk to you for a second?

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Wow. This is <i>tough!</i>

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(GRUNTS)

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What?

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(GROANS)

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What is it?

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Well...

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I just got off the phone with Jan.

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And...

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She demoted me.
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No.
Yeah.

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You know what the craziest part of this is?
She demoted me to your job.

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And she said that you should be
expecting a call later from corporate,

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and that...

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I guess that means that you are going to be
acting manager of Dunder Mifflin, Scranton.

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I can't believe this news.

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That... <i>Wow!</i>

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Yeah.

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I told her I didn't know
whether you'd want to do it

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because you've always been so loyal to me.

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You've been my most trusted ally.

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You said that?

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Yup, I did. I did.

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But I think you should do it.

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Well, gosh, if you think I should then I will.

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Perfect. Well, we're settled.

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All right.
All right.

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Well, then you are now Acting Manager
of Dunder Mifflin, Scranton branch,

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and I am Assistant Regional Manager.

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Assistant to the Regional Manager.

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Thank you, Michael, for staying on,
I really appreciate it.

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Oh...
Hey, hey.

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I can't imagine this place without you.

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Can't you? That's so nice.

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Well, I guess we should go tell the troops.

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Yeah, when I'm ready, Mike.

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Okay, let's do it.
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Hey, hi, hello, everybody.

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I have some good news
and I have some bad news.

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I am being replaced as your leader
by Dwight.

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You're kidding.

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You might think that I am kidding,
and I understand that.

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Congratulations, Dwight.

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Thank you, Angela.

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But, why Dwight?

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Because Dwight never lies.

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How does that qualify him to run a branch?

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Because that's all it takes.

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Okay, Dwight, would you like to say
a few words to everybody about loyalty?

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Thank you, Michael.

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I just want to say, to the few of you
who will remain under my employ,

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that I intend to lead you
into the black with <i>ferocity!</i>

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Michael? What will you do?

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Oh, I'll be fine.

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Do you have any savings?

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No, no, I don't. But...

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Michael, you might lose your condo.

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I won't. I won't.

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I have this little old vacuum cleaner
that's broken.

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If Dwight doesn't work out,
maybe that could be manager.

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Maybe I'll quit.

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It's really happening.

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Yes.

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We can make a difference here.

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I will make a difference here.

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You alone?

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'Cause I thought together we were...

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Oh, <i>please!</i> Don't be naive.

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But you can be in charge of the women.

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Look how cute he is.

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00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:24,279
And he's trying to shoot
with a smoke grenade.

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I'm sorry, what are you
whispering about me?

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00:16:25,851 --> 00:16:28,615
No, nothing.
Just concentrate on turning around.

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00:16:28,687 --> 00:16:30,279
Yeah, I'm trying, I just...

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Just tap "S" then "D."

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Oh.

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Any last words? No?

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What?

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<i>Wow!</i>

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Psychopath.

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00:16:51,977 --> 00:16:53,274
What?

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I'm just looking.

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Please go back to your desk.

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In a minute.

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<i>PAM: Well, I remember why I dress</i>
<i>the way I do at work.</i>

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<i>But I'm gonna keep the clothes.</i>

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I mean, it'll just be cool to have
some after-work clothes that aren't pajamas.

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00:17:18,670 --> 00:17:24,631
Well, I guess it's time that
I turn over the keys to the famous Sebring.

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00:17:26,145 --> 00:17:27,612
No, thank you.

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00:17:27,679 --> 00:17:29,146
It's a corporate lease, Dwight,
you've earned it.

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00:17:29,214 --> 00:17:31,045
No, thanks.
What?

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Not my style.
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00:17:35,687 --> 00:17:38,884
But you said you liked it.
You've always admired it. And...

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00:17:38,957 --> 00:17:40,982
But that was before. I'm thinking
about getting something German,

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something with decent gas mileage.

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00:17:42,461 --> 00:17:45,919
Plus, that convertible
is a ridiculous choice for this climate.

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Take it back.

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00:17:51,003 --> 00:17:52,061
No.

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That's my car.

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00:18:00,579 --> 00:18:02,570
What did you...
That's my <i>car!</i>

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00:18:03,115 --> 00:18:04,173
Yes.

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00:18:04,483 --> 00:18:07,350
I know, Dwight, I know. I know, I know.

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00:18:07,419 --> 00:18:08,750
You know what?

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00:18:08,987 --> 00:18:11,046
Jan called me about your little <i>meeting!</i>

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00:18:11,123 --> 00:18:12,215
No.

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I know what you did.
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You... The Sebring's cool...

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I made the whole thing up, <i>Dwight!</i>

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00:18:17,396 --> 00:18:18,556
It's cool, the Sebring's cool...

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00:18:18,630 --> 00:18:20,564
Oh, do you? Do you like it?
And has a cassette and a CD.

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00:18:20,632 --> 00:18:22,532
How dare you? How dare you, Dwight?

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00:18:22,601 --> 00:18:24,125
Don't fire me.

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00:18:24,903 --> 00:18:26,029
Please, don't...

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00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:28,630
Give me one good reason why
I shouldn't fire you right here on the spot?

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00:18:28,707 --> 00:18:30,368
I have excellent sales <i>numbers!</i>

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00:18:30,442 --> 00:18:32,137
Not good <i>enough!</i>

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00:18:32,211 --> 00:18:34,736
I'll do <i>anything! Anything!</i>

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00:18:34,813 --> 00:18:36,178
Please, I'll do your laundry for a <i>month!</i>

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00:18:36,248 --> 00:18:37,374
For a <i>year!</i>

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00:18:37,449 --> 00:18:39,747
I have a laundry <i>machine!</i>
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I'm sorry. Anything... I'II...

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00:18:44,323 --> 00:18:45,950
Please? Please?

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00:18:46,992 --> 00:18:48,687
I don't know if I can trust you anymore.
You can't.

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00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:51,627
You can't, but I promise
I'll never betray you again.

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00:18:51,697 --> 00:18:55,497
What can I do, Michael? What can I do?

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00:18:56,001 --> 00:18:57,434
What can I do?

351
00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:00,328
What can I do?

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00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:02,368
What can I do?

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00:19:02,574 --> 00:19:04,508
You can get up.

354
00:19:04,576 --> 00:19:05,770
What?

355
00:19:06,445 --> 00:19:07,503
Get up.

356
00:19:13,785 --> 00:19:16,049
And you can hug it out, bitch.

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00:19:24,530 --> 00:19:26,464
<i>"Hug it out, bitch."</i>

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00:19:26,865 --> 00:19:30,767
That is what men say to each other
after a fight. They hug it out.
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00:19:31,270 --> 00:19:33,670
<i>And in doing so, they just let it go.</i>

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00:19:35,140 --> 00:19:37,608
<i>And walk away, and they're done.</i>

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00:19:38,777 --> 00:19:43,077
Not a good idea to say that
to a woman, however, I have found.

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00:19:44,249 --> 00:19:45,910
Doesn't translate.

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00:20:17,783 --> 00:20:20,445
Yup, yup, we hugged it out.

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00:20:21,687 --> 00:20:24,918
But it turns out I was still a little angry

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00:20:25,257 --> 00:20:29,125
and so I felt I needed to punish him
just a little bit more.

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00:20:30,429 --> 00:20:33,330
<i>And I'm making him</i>
<i>do my laundry for a year.</i>