ORIGINAL CAST RECORDING

CAST
(IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER)

SALLY & OTHERS - CARRIE COMPERE

PERCY JACKSON - CHRIS MCCARRELL
CLARISSE & OTHERS - SARAH BETH PFEIFER
CHIRON & OTHERS - JONATHAN RAVIV
LUKE & OTHERS - JAMES HAYDEN RODRIGUEZ
GROVER/MR. D - GEORGE SALAZAR
ANNABETH - KRISTIN STOKES

GEORGE SALAZAR, KRISTIN STOKES, CHRIS MCCARRELL AND JAMES HAYDEN RODRIGUEZ
ACT ONE The half-blood (half-god, half-mortal) children of the Greek
gods introduce us to Percy Jackson, whose school field trip takes a turn for
the weird when his substitute teacher turns into a Fury and tries to kill him.
He survives, but gets expelled. (PROLOGUE/THE DAY I GOT EXPELLED). At
home, Percy is berated by his stepdad Gabe, but defended by his mother Sally,
who takes him to a beach and confesses shes been keeping a secret about his
real father (STRONG). Her confession is interrupted by Percys best friend
Grover and by a Minotaur. The Minotaur kills Sally and knocks out Percy,
who has a dream where a man in a Hawaiian shirt gives him a seashell (THE
MINOTAUR/THE WEIRDEST DREAM). Percy wakes in a strange place called
Camp Half-Blood, a sanctuary for the children of the Greek gods. He meets
cranky camp director Mr. D (ANOTHER TERRIBLE DAY) and fellow half-bloods
Luke, son of Hermes, and Annabeth, daughter of Athena. He learns that Grover
is a satyr, and his former teacher Mr. Brunner is the legendary centaur Chiron,
who tells him hes a half-blood too, though his father is unknown (THEIR SIGN).
During a deadly game of Capture the Flag, Percy fends off camp bully Clarisse
(PUT YOU IN YOUR PLACE), and celebrates with his new friends around the
campfire, where he discovers hes not the only half-blood with parent issues
(THE CAMPFIRE SONG). But his sense of belonging is short-lived: When his
father is revealed to be the Sea God, Poseidon, Percy becomes a suspect in the
theft of Zeuss lightning bolt; its disappearance has Olympus on the brink of
war. THE ORACLE warns him that the only way to clear his name, and stop the
war, is to go on a quest to find the real thief. Percy angrily laments another
failed attempt to be a GOOD KID. But Luke deduces that the thief is Hades, and
tells Percy that, if he goes to the Underworld, he might be able to bring his mom
back from the dead. With Annabeth and Grover by his side, Percy leaves the
safety of camp for the danger and adventure of a KILLER QUEST!
ACT TWO The quest gets off to a rocky start when the Trios bus explodes
and they end up LOST! in New Jersey, where they narrowly survive an
encounter with Aunty Em, aka Medusa. The incident fuels the growing tension
between Percy and Annabeth, until Annabeth shares the reason she has to be
tough (MY GRAND PLAN). With a newfound understanding (and some train
tickets courtesy of a helpful squirrel), the Trio is back on track, facing Echidna,
Mother of Monsters; Ares, God of War; and an eerie Las Vegas hotel on their
trip across the country (DRIVE). As they near the Underworld, Percy has a
troubling dream (THE WEIRDEST DREAM REPRISE) where he sees the real
lightning thief and overhears the name Thalia. Grover reveals that Thalia
was Zeuss daughter, and Luke and Annabeths friend, who the gods let die
(THE TREE ON THE HILL). The Trio enters the Underworld, which turns out
to be a record company, and the ferrywoman Charon tells them theyre now
trapped (D.O.A.). Percys winged shoes, a gift from Luke, nearly pull him into
Tartarus, the pit where the gods father, Kronos, is imprisoned. Annabeth
deduces that Kronos wanted Percys backpack, and opens it to discover Zeuss
missing bolt. Hades catches them and proposes a trade: the bolt in exchange
for their freedom and Sallys: What has your father ever done for you? But
Percy finds the seashell from his dream and realizes its a gift from his dad. It
creates a portal, allowing the Trio to escape and confront the real traitor, Ares,
who Percy defeats with a tidal wave (SON OF POSEIDON). He is rewarded with
a visit from Poseidon, who restores Sallys life on behalf of the grateful gods.
Percys parents give him a choice: stay at camp year-round, or return home
when summer ends. On THE LAST DAY OF SUMMER, Percy discovers that
the real thief was Luke, who hoped to destroy the gods as revenge for Thalias
death. Luke attacks Percy and escapes, but Annabeth saves Percys life. Percy
realizes dark times are ahead, but knows that Luke is right that the gods have
made mistakes. He tells the half-bloods that they cant stay at camp waiting
for their parents to fix the world. They need to go out and do it themselves so
BRING ON THE MONSTERS.
 SARAH BETH PFEIFER

CHRIS MCCARRELL AND GEORGE SALAZAR

JONATHAN RAVIV
TRACK LISTING
1. PROLOGUE/ THE DAY I GOT EXPELLED (Percy, Company)
2. STRONG (Sally, Percy)
3. THE MINOTAUR/ THE WEIRDEST DREAM (Percy, Ensemble)
4. ANOTHER TERRIBLE DAY (Mr. D)
5. THEIR SIGN (Chiron, Percy, Luke)
6. PUT YOU IN YOUR PLACE (Clarisse, Annabeth, Ensemble)
7. THE CAMPFIRE SONG (Campers, Chiron)
8. THE ORACLE (The Oracle, Ensemble)
9. GOOD KID (Percy, Ensemble)
10. KILLER QUEST! (Percy, Annabeth, Grover, Company)
11. LOST! (Percy, Annabeth, Grover)
12. MY GRAND PLAN (Annabeth)
13. DRIVE (Percy, Annabeth, Grover, Ares, Ensemble)
14. THE WEIRDEST DREAM (REPRISE)(Percy)
15. THE TREE ON THE HILL (Grover, Ensemble)
16. D.O.A. (Charon, Ensemble)
17. SON OF POSEIDON (Percy, Annabeth, Grover, Ares, Ensemble)
18. THE LAST DAY OF SUMMER (Percy, Luke, Ensemble)
19. BRING ON THE MONSTERS (Company)

BAND
Conductor/Keyboards - WILEY DEWEESE
Drums/Percussion - JEREMY YADDAW
Guitar - KEVIN WUNDERLICH
Bass - DENNIS MICHAEL KEEFE

JAMES HAYDEN RODRIGUEZ AND CHRIS MCCARRELL

1. PROLOGUE/
THE DAY I GOT EXPELLED
LUKE
THE GODS ARE REAL
LIKE THE GREEK GODS
ANNABETH
LIKE THE ONES YOU LEARNED ABOUT
BUT WERENT PAYING ATTENTION TO
LUKE, ANNABETH, & SILENA
WELL, THEY DONT PAY ATTENTION
TO YOU, EITHER
ALL HALF-BLOODS
ESPECIALLY IF YOURE THEIR KID
GROVER
THE GODS HAVE GODLY THINGS TO DO
GROVER & SILENA
GODLY PLACES THEY NEED TO SEE
CLARISSE
GODLY PLANS THEY NEED TO MAKE
THAT DONT INCLUDE ME
ALL HALF-BLOODS
YEAH, THE GODS ARE REAL
AND THEY HAVE KIDS
AND THOSE KIDS HAVE ISSUES!
ISSUES!
GUYS
DADDY DOESNT LOVE ME
AND MOMMY IS A GOD
GIRLS
MOMMY CANT PROTECT ME
AND DADDY IS A GOD
ALL HALF-BLOODS
MOMMY IS TOO BUSY
AND DADDY IS TOO BUSY
BUSY, BUSY, BUSY, BUSY
BEING A GOD, YEAH
YOU NEVER LISTEN TO ME
YOU NEVER LISTEN
YOU NEVER LISTEN TO ME
YOU NEVER LISTEN, OH
PERCY
WE STOPPED BY
CHORUS I DIDNT WANT TO PAY ATTENTION
CHORUS
YOU NEVER LISTEN ALL THE STATUES STATUES! PAY ATTENTION! PAY ATTENTION!
BUT NOW YOURE GONNA LISTEN AND LEARNED
CAUSE ITS TIME YOU HEARD ABOUT THE GODS GODS! PERCY
OUR SIDE OF THE STORY FROM MR. BRUNNER THOUGH NOW I WISH THAT
ITS TIME YOU HEARD OUR STORY AND MY SUBSTITUTE, I HAD TAKEN NOTES
MRS. DODDS BUT MY FOCUS IS IN QUESTION
PERCY AND GODS AND INDIGESTION
Look. HADNT DONE
NOTHIN WRONG, OOH, OOH CAUSED A GROAN FROM ALL
I DIDNT WANT TO BE A HALF-BLOOD OUR THROATS
I DIDNT ASK TO BE A HERO, WASNT RUDE,
SEEKING PRAISE HADNT REBELLED AHH! (The class groans, GROVER lets out a goat
BEING A HALF-BLOOD IS SCARY ON THE DAY IT ON THE DAY IT bleat.)
IT MOSTLY GETS YOU KILLED ALL WENT DOWN ALL WENT DOWN
THE DAY I GOT PERCY
IN VERY NASTY WAYS Dude, what was that?
EXPELLED
I DIDNT WANT TO CAUSE TROUBLE, GROVER
TROUBLE MR. BRUNNER
Nothing.
IM LESS A PLAYER AND MORE THE PLAYED The Greek Gods! Almighty titans of earth, sea,
and sky! But even they were children once. PERCY
AND HONESTLY, ID TOTALLY BE FINE
And they didnt have it easy! Their father, MY BEST FRIEND WAS ACTING STRANGE
IF I COULD MAKE IT TO THE NEXT GRADE
NEXT GRADE Kronos, feared the day his children would AT WHICH HE SO EXCELLED
inherit the earth. So what did he do? Anyone? ALL
IT WASNT DIRTY SOCKS OR MY STEPDAD Anyone?
THE DAY IT ALL WENT DOWN
IT WAS DANGER THAT I SMELLED
THE DAY IT ALL WENT DOWN MRS DODDS PERCY
THE DAY I GOT EXPELLED He ate them! THE DAY I GOT EXPELLED
MR BRUNNER Why do you have peanut butter in your hair?
PERCY
Ah Thank you, Mrs. Dodds. But! One child,
Maybe you dont know what a half-blood is, GROVER
Zeus, escaped, and devised a plan to rescue
because your life is normal and happy and not Ask Nancy Bobofit. Shes a monster! Not liter-
constantly in danger. But my life? Let me set his brothers and sisters! He tricked Kronos ally. I dont think.
the scene: into eating a rock. And what did Kronos do?
Anyone? Any student? PERCY
WE WERE ON THIS FREAKY FIELD TRIP She threw a peanut butter sandwich at you?
CHORUS MRS DODDS
He vomited them up! GROVER
FREAKY TRIP She threw a peanut butter sandwich at YOU.
PERCY
PERCY I stopped it. With my head.
THATS WHEN THIS STORY I DIDNT REALLY GET THE STORY
AT LEAST IT WASNT BORING, PERCY
SHOULD PROBABLY START
AS ID FEARED Grover, youre a good friend.
ALL BUT IS IT ME, OR IS GROVER
WE WERE GEEKING OUT ON ANCIENT GREEK GREEK MYTHOLOGY Dude. Im your only friend.
AT THE NEW YORK NOT DEEPLY WEIRD?
METROPOLITAN MUSEUM OF ART
MRS. DODDS BRUNNER appears, and tosses Percy a pen.) MR. BRUNNER NOBODY LISTENS
PERCY JACKSON! MR. BRUNNER Perhaps its for the best. This wasnt the place TO ME OOH
PERCY What ho, Percy! for you. It was only a matter of time before THEY NEVER LISTEN,
I KNEW SOMETHING WAS UP PERCY OH
PERCY DUDE, YOU GOT
WHEN I HEARD MY NAME GET YELLED Mr. Brunner? What am I supposed to do with I got kicked out?
EXPELLED!
ALL a pen (He clicks the pen, and suddenly it MR. BRUNNER I DIDNT WANT TO BE
ON THE DAY IT ALL WENT DOWN expands into a sword.) Sword! Whoa! (The Thats not what I A HALF BLOOD
PERCY sword strikes Mrs. Dodds, who shrieks and PERCY EXPELLED!
I SAW SOMETHING ODD dissolves.)Mr. Brunner? Mrs. Dodds? You think Im trouble. Just like everyone else. I DIDNT ASK TO
IN MRS. DODDSS FROWN (But they both have vanished, and the sword BE A HALF BLOOD
MR. BRUNNER EXPELLED! EXPELLED!
ALL in his hand is now a pen again.) No, but That is to say I can only accept the
THE DAY IT ALL GOT WEIRD Um best from you, Percy. Someday youll understand
PERCY I DIDNT KNOW WHAT JUST HAD HAPPENED why. Im truly sorry. 2. STRONG
THE DAY I GOT EXPELLED WAS THAT ALL A CREEPY CRAZY DREAM? PERCY SALLY
MY TEACHER WAS A CREATURE, Yeah well, Im sorry I let you down I CANT TELL YOU ALL MY SECRETS
MRS. DODDS THEN SHE VANISHED IN THE ETHER
Mr. Jackson. Mr. Jackson. MR. JACKSON! WITH A DEMON SCREAM GROVER PERCY
Please see me by the sphinx. THE NEXT THING THAT I KNEW Maybe hes right. You never fit in at this school MAYBE YOU SHOULD START WITH ONE
PERCY I WAS WHERE DETENTION WAS HELD anyway. Youre not exactly SALLY
Look If this is about Nancy Bobofit, she only THE DAY IT ALL GOT REAL PERCY Youre right.
hates me because I tried to get her to stop THE DAY I GOT Normal? ILL SHOW YOU WHERE I MET YOUR DAD
wedgie-ing the first graders Expelled?!? HED BE PROUD OF HIS SON
GROVER
MRS. DODDS MR. BRUNNER Exactly! I mean, uh Ill see ya on the bus. PERCY
I have heard much about you Percy Jackson. I tried, Percy, but the headmaster stands Who cares?
firm in his decision. You were supposed to PERCY
PERCY SO IF YOU THINK YOU ARE A HALF-BLOOD, WERE BETTER OFF WITHOUT HIM
stay with the group. And this was your final
Really? Thats very dedicated for a substi- warning... BETTER GET HEADIN TO THE EXITS NOW SALLY
tute CAUSE FOLKS WILL THINK YOURE LYING No!
PERCY BETTER RUN AND DONT START CRYING ITS TIME YOU FOUND OUT MORE ABOUT HIM
MRS. DODDS But it wasnt my fault, it was Mrs. Dodds! She
Kicked out of five schools in six years. One CAUSE YOURE MONSTER CHOW (They move to the beach.)
lured me away, she attacked me, and You
might question your parentage. saw it! OR STICK AROUND AND PERCY
PERCY MAYBE YOULL LEARN FROM ME Look at the size of those waves!
MR. BRUNNER THIS AINT ODYSSEUSS ODYSSEY
Hey, dont talk about my mom Did I?
SALLY
MRS. DODDS PERCY CHORUS Fires going. Someone needs a marshmallow.
PERCY SO HEAR ME OUT OOH, OOH
And your father? Thats right You dont You gave me that pen! Only it wasnt a pen, it Theyre blue. Dont tell me youre too old for blue
know who he is. IF YOURE SO food.
was a sword, and What? COMPELLED OOH, OOH, AHH
PERCY GROVER BUT, NOBODY PERCY
What is this about anyway? Uh, Mrs. Dodds? Percy Weve never had a teacher named LISTENS TO ME OOH You met Dad on this beach?
You have something growing on your AAH! Mrs. Dodds. THEY NEVER LISTEN
(She shrieks and dives at Percy. MR.
SALLY PERCY him.) I love you so much. Ready? On three. GROVER
I FIRST SAW HIM IN THE WATER The only thing I seemed destined for is One Two Percy! Dont pass out dont pass out dooont
COMING OUT OF THE MORNING MIST detention. (Lightning flashes. Enter: THE MINOTAUR. paaaaass oouuuuutttt
HE WAS HANDSOME, STRONG, I CANT FOCUS Half-man, half-bull.) (Percy passes out. He rises and moves as if
AND BEFORE TOO LONG I STINK AT SCHOOL suspended in water)
YOU CAME TO EXIST MY A.D.D. GETS THE BEST OF ME Run!
DYSLEXIA: NOT COOL GROVER PERCY
PERCY IS THIS REAL?
And he ditched us. SALLY You heard your mom!
AM I DEAD OR AM I DREAMING?
NO COMING HOME FOR DINNER JUST HANG ON, SON, ONE DAY YOULL FIND PERCY AM I UNDERNEATH THE OCEAN,
YEAH, HE SOUNDS LIKE A REAL WINNER YOULL LEAVE THAT BORING Im not leaving her! OR ARE MY EYES JUST STREAMING?
SALLY LITTLE LIFE BEHIND THIS IS WEIRD
GROVER
Percy, he didnt have a choice. He wanted to SALLY & PERCY Percy, come on! Oh look, a strange man in a Hawaiian shirt.
meet you. And he warned me things might be NORMAL IS A MYTH (Poseidon offers Percy a seashell.)
hard if you werelike him. EVERYONE HAS ISSUES (But Percy sees the Minotaur has trapped
THEYRE DEALING WITH Sally. He pulls out the pen he got from Mr. POSEIDON
PERCY Brunner.) What belongs to the sea can always return to
Was he a screw up too? Im sorry, Mom, SALLY the sea. Its a seashell.
if only I was normal AND THERES A PLACE YOU NEED TO GO PERCY
WHERE YOULL BELONG, If Mrs. Dodds was really a monster, I hope PERCY
SALLY youre really a sword LIKE I SAID, WEIRD
Hey! WHERE THE THINGS THAT
BLUE FOOD ISNT NORMAL MAKE YOU DIFFERENT (The pen expands into a sword.) (ANNABETH appears.)
BLUE FOOD IS STRANGE ARE THE THINGS THAT MAKE YOU SPECIAL PERCY
SPECIAL LIKE YOUR FATHER PERCY
AND THATS WHY ITS MY FAVORITE Awesome! Hey! Ground beef! IS SHE REAL?
ID NEVER WANT TO CHANGE YES, PERCY, YOU ARE SPECIAL
(The Minotaur turns its attention from Sally to I MUST BE DREAMING
TO MAKE IT BORING ORANGE OR GREEN LIKE FOOD THE COLOR BLUE Percy he pushes Percy to the ground, injur- SHES FLOATING CLOSE TO ME
WHY BE BLAH, WHEN THERES ALL THE THINGS THAT MAKE YOU, YOU ing him. He advances) LIKE AN ANGEL, OR ITS SEEMING
AQUA-MARINE? ARE THE THINGS THAT WILL MAKE YOU THIS IS WEIRD
STRONG SALLY BUT A GOOD WEIRD
NORMAL IS A MYTH Over here.
EVERYONE HAS ISSUES SALLY & PERCY IVE NEVER SEEN A FACE AS BEAUTIFUL AS
THEYRE DEALING WITH SO BE STRONG (Sally steps in the Minotaurs path.) ANNABETH
PERCY Yeah, you. You want my son, you have to You drool when you sleep.
Mom 3. THE MINOTAUR/ answer to me.
IF YOURE WEIRD, YOURE WEAK 4. ANOTHER TERRIBLE DAY
THE WEIRDEST DREAM PERCY
Mom, no!
SALLY MR. D
THATS WHERE YOURE WRONG SALLY
Grover, you need to get Percy to the border. (The Minotaur charges Sally. She vanishes.) OH, YOURE ALIVE
THE THINGS THAT MAKE YOU DIFFERENT I SUPPOSE THATS GOOD NEWS FOR YOU
ARE THE VERY THINGS THAT MAKE YOU When I say run Run. PERCY
Moooom! BUT IT MEANS A LOT MORE
STRONG PERCY PAPERWORK FOR ME
SO BE STRONG What about you? (He slays the Minotaur) SO DONT EXPECT ME TO BE
SALLY SALLY I got him! HAPPY TO SEE YOU
Youll see. Youre destined for great things. Youre the one its after, Percy. (She kisses OF COURSE BEING ALIVE IS TEMPORARY
So maybe if I go away and play pinochle for a SILENA any activity that encourages the senseless ANOTHER TERRIBLE DAY
few hours, things might improve. I was walking in the strawberry fields with slaughter of our arboreal friends STUCK WITH THESE RUNTS
For me. Not for you. Youd be dead. Charlie Beckendorf and we were holding hands MR. D IN THE MUCK AND MUD
PERCY and everything was totally normal and then I OH GODS GIVE ME ARES OR APOLLO ANOTHER TERRIBLE DAY
Where am I? kissed him and all of sudden he started growing ANYONE BUT THE DEMETER KIDS CABIN OH GODS! I need a drink.
sunflowers. Everywhere! NOW THAT YOUVE BLESSED US ENJOY YOUR STAY AT CAMP HALF BLOOD
MR. D
GREAT, YOU HAVENT BEEN DEBRIEFED MR. D GO TALK TO HEPHAESTUS
THIS IS WAY OUT OF MY PAY GRADE LOOK KID, I HATE TO BE THE ONE TO TELL YA BEFORE I TAKE A KNIFE TO MY HEAD 5. THEIR SIGN
WHICH IS SAYING A LOT BUT I THINK THAT CHARLIE BECKENDORF AND START STABBIN CHIRON
CAUSE I DONT GET PAID WAS ALSO HOLDING HANDS And stay away from the pegasi! Girls and LOOK FOR THEIR SIGN
(into his megaphone) WITH A NYMPH THAT DOESNT WANT ponies... Speaking of ponies. YOU HAVE TO BE PATIENT
SOMEONE FIND PROFESSOR TO WISH YOU WELL, TA MR. BRUNNER A SIGN THAT THE GODS HAVE A PLAN
HAY-FOR-BREATH TELL THE TRUTH THE BEST THING IS TO Percy! I KNOW THAT THE FUTURE LOOKS BLURRY
AND TELL HIM PETER JOHNSON IS AWAKE BREAK UP WITH THE GUY BUT NOT TO WORRY
Course who am I to give relationship advice? PERCY JUST DO WHAT YOU CAN
SO HE BETTER CLIP-CLOP OVER HERE Mr. Brunner? What are you doing here? This
Im literally the god of alcohol.
PERCY guy is saying all this crazy stuff about nymphs YES, THE GODS ARE VERY REAL
Its Percy Jackson. SILENA and gods and What is going ON?!? THOUGH THEY OFTEN WONT REVEAL
But he loves me WHO THEY ARE, WHAT THEY WANT
MR. D MR. BRUNNER THEIR DESIGN
Whatever! MR. D Its complicated
He loves you not. Next! HAVE FAITH, KEEP YOUR CHIN UP
ANOTHER TERRIBLE DAY MR. D WELL HELP YOU ADJUST
AT CAMP HALF BLOOD ANOTHER TERRIBLE DAY
AT CAMP HALF BLOOD OH KID YOU HAVE NO IDEA AND TRUST YOU WILL SEE THEIR SIGN
WHERE EVERYTHINGS THE WORST ABOUT THIS PLACE OR
JUST ANOTHER TERRIBLE DAY WHERE EVERYTHINGS THE WORST PERCY
ANOTHER TERRIBLE DAY YOUR FORMER MENTOR If my dads a god, Id like to know which one.
WHEN YOURE IN CHARGE I DONT HAVE TIME TO FILL
ITS LIKE YOURE CURSED IM THE GOD OF WINE AND Hes got a lot to answer for.
IM DYING OF THIRST YOU IN ON THE DETAILS HE SHOWED NO SIGN
Well, technically I am cursed. One romp in the BUT LOOK, HES ALSO A CENTAUR
woods with Zeuss favorite wood nymph and PERCY THAT HE EVER EXISTED
youre stuck running a summer camp for a Wait, did you say youre a god? (MR. BRUNNER reveals he has the lower body NO SIGN HE MIGHT ACTUALLY CARE
bunch of needy half-bloods. of a horse.) MY MOM RAISED ME ALL ON HER LONESOME
MR. D WHEN I WOULD REACH OUT, NO ONE ELSE
PERCY Dionysus, god of wine. The gods are real. MR. BRUNNER
I did mean to tell you WOULD BE THERE
Half-blood? Yippy skippy. Katie Gardner. I see youve
injured your arm. MR. D PERCY WELL, I WANT MY BIRTHDAY CARDS
MR. D AND FISHING TRIPS
Half god, half mortal. Does no one watch the KATIE ANOTHER TERIBLE DAY
AT CAMP HALF BLOOD Mr. Brunner!!!! CHILD SUPPORT, HOMEWORK TIPS
orientation film? I fell off a pegasus. DONT MEAN TO WHIMPER OR WHINE
WHERE EVERYTHINGS
PERCY MR. D THE WORST Youre a horse! THE GUY DIDNT NEED TO BE
Did you say half-god? You dont have flying lessons on Thursdays, you JUST ANOTHER DAD OF THE YEAR
MR. D have archery. TERRIBLE DAY WHAT IS BUT ITS CLEAR HE COULDVE
Yeah. I half-care. Whos next? Silena KATIE HAPPENING? SHOWN US A SIGN
Beauregard! Oh great, shes crying. Those arrows are made of wood! Wood YOU CAN HATE IT HERE So who is he?
comes from trees! I refuse to participate in BUT I HATED IT FIRST
CHIRON 6. PUT YOU IN YOUR PLACE ANNABETH
BUT SHE,
ANNABETH
Stay there. Its your first day. We dont want
It could be That is to say The prophecies
suggest But thats impossible! Ill see you at LUKE SHES GONNA TAKE A SPECIAL SPILL you messing this up.
dinner, Percy! Meet Clarisse, the daughter of Ares, god of RIGHT TO THE BOTTOM
war. ALL
OF THE BIGGEST HILL Battle!!!
LUKE
Tough first day? Im Luke. CLARISSE CLARISSE
You got a problem with that? Prepare to be PERCY
DONT MEAN TO BOAST,
PERCY pulverized newbie. Okay. Just stay here. Just stay in the
I DONT MEAN TO BRAG
All this time I thought my dad was some (to Percy) YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT HOUSE bathroom, and stay out of
BUT YOU LOSERS ARE A TOTAL DRAG
dead-beat. Turns out YOURE FIGHTING FOR? I FEEL YOUR SPIRITS STARTING TO SAG CLARISSE
LUKE THE GOD OF STRATEGY, THE GOD OF WAR SHE COULD CAPTURE YOUR HEART Trouble?
hes a dead-beat god. I get how you feel. THE GOD OF WATER, OR THE GOD OF DEATH IM GONNA C-C-C-C-CAPTURE THE FLAG! HA! HEARD YOU WERE TOUGH
Look, the gods are busy. They have a lot of BEFORE YOU TAKE YOUR FINAL BREATH BUT YOU DONT LOOK IT
ANNABETH
kids, and they dont always care. If youre one (to Luke) GOD OF MESSENGERS, ILL PUT YOU IN YOUR GOOSE IS COOKED
of the lucky ones GO TAKE A NOTE ILL PUT YOU IN IM HERE TO COOK IT
THEYLL SEND A SIGN (to everyone) YOU GONNA DROWN, MAYBE THE MINOTAUR DIED FROM A CASE
IF THEY WANT TO CLAIM YOU YOU AINT GONNA FLOAT CLARISSE & ANNABETH OF LAUGHING TOO HARD FROM SEEING
A SIGN TO ADMIT YOURE THEIR OWN YOU GONNA LOSE, ILL PUT YOU IN YOUR PLACE! YOUR STUPID FACE
PERCY YEAH YOU MISSED THE BOAT CLARISSE ANNABETH PERCY
And if they dont? ITS GONNA BE BLOODY ILL PUT YOU IN (ILL PUT YOU IN) LOOK CAPTAIN CRAZY,
MURDER SHE WROTE ILL PUT YOU IN (ILL PUT YOU IN) BUT THE FLAG AINT HERE!
LUKE ILL PUT YOU IN ILL PUT YOU IN
THEN NO ONE CAN BLAME YOU ILL PUT YOU IN YOU GOT SOME ISSUE WITH ME,
ILL PUT YOU IN YOUR PLACE YOUR PLACE ITS PRETTY CLEAR
FOR HOLDING A GRUDGE
So, hey, YOURE NOT ALONE ILL PUT YOU IN YOUR PLACE ANNABETH CLARISSE
Im gonna be your counselor. The Hermes ILL PUT YOU IN All right, team. Lets talk strategy. Hermes YOU FACED A MONSTER
cabin takes anyone who hasnt been claimed. ILL PUT YOU IN kids are fast, so Luke ON YOUR VERY FIRST DAY
You know what that means? Were literally the ILL PUT YOU IN YOUR PLACE LUKE YOU LUCKY PUNK,
reject cabin. Welcome to the dysfunctional PERCY Foot brigade. Got it. NOW NEWBIE YOURE GONNA PAY!
family. We have to beat her? ANNABETH CLARISSE ANNABETH
WHEN PARENTS ARE DISTANT Grover? Satyrs are creatures of Pan god of ILL PUT YOU IN (ILL PUT YOU IN)
ANNABETH
OR SEEM NON-EXISTENT the wild. You know what to do? ILL PUT YOU IN (ILL PUT YOU IN)
Dont worry. Athena always has a plan.
HANG ON, CAUSE YOURE GONNA BE FINE ILL PUT YOU IN ILL PUT YOU IN
EVERY DEMI HAS A SPECIAL SKILL GROVER
I KNOW ITS A LOT TO BE THINKING ABOUT: YOUR PLACE YOUR PLACE
ALL OF THIS AWKWARD-ASS PERCY, GROVER, LUKE Yep. Hide in a tree!
DARKNESS AND DOUBT, SPECIAL SKILL PERCY (They fight. Clarisse disarms Percy, knocking
IF YOU NEED A FRIEND What about me? I dont know my talent yet. him onto a toilet.)
ANNABETH
TO HELP FIGURE IT OUT SPEED OR BRAINS CLARISSE ANNABETH
ANNABETH
PERCY & LUKE OR THE STRENGTH OF WILL I have a special job for you. Go to the boys ILL PUT YOU IN (ILL PUT YOU IN)
TOGETHER WELL SEARCH bathroom. ILL PUT YOU IN (ILL PUT YOU IN)
PERCY, GROVER, LUKE ILL PUT YOU IN ILL PUT YOU IN YOUR
FOR MY/YOUR SIGN STRENGTH OF WILL PERCY PLACE YOUR PLACE
And?
(Percy summons the power of water and the SHES SMART AND SHES WISE
toilet explodes.) SHES SWORN OFF GLUTEN AND
SHES SWORN OFF GUYS
BUT IF SHE CAME TO CAMP
7. THE CAMPFIRE SONG ITD BE A SURPRISE
LUKE OH NO
Come on, grab some ambrosia and let the LUKE & KATIE
nectar flow! OH NO
PERCY ANNABETH
Why is everyone scraping part of their plate AND MY STEPMOM, SHE HATES ME,
into the fire? Is the food here that bad? MY DAD WORKS ALL DAY
LUKE SO I LEFT VIRGINIA AND I RAN AWAY
Offering to the gods. Its not enough theyre PERCY
omnipotent and all powerful. They need to feel Wait, is that true?
appreciated. To the gods!
LUKE
(Luke steps to the fire and scrapes off his Everybody!
plate.)
CAMPERS
CAMPERS OH THINGS COULDNT BE WORSE
To the gods! WHEN YOUR PARENTS RUN THE UNIVERSE CARRIE COMPERE AND CHRIS MCCARRELL
LUKE OH THINGS COULDNT BE WORSE
OH THINGS COULDNT BE WORSE WHEN YOUR FOLKS RUN THE UNIVERSE
WHEN YOUR PARENTS RUN THE UNIVERSE LUKE
CAMPERS Whos next?
OH THINGS COULDNT BE WORSE KATIE
WHEN YOUR FOLKS RUN THE UNIVERSE MY MOMS DEMETER, GODDESS OF GRAIN
LUKE SHE GETS EXCITED WHEN IT STARTS TO RAIN
MY DAD IS HERMES, BUT PLANTING AND PLANTING
HE MESSENGERS THINGS AND PLANTINGS A PAIN
YOULL KNOW HIS SIGN OH NO
BY HIS SHOES WITH THOSE WINGS ALL
ID WAIT BY THE PHONE OH NO
BUT THE PHONE NEVER RINGS
OH NO KATIE
WHEN YOUR DADS A GOD, FOR THEIR SIXTEENTH BIRTHDAY,
LIFE CAN BE TOUGH MY FRIENDS GOT A CAR
I MET THE GUY ONCE, I GOT A FERN IN SOME DUMB MASON JAR
AND ONCE WAS ENOUGH!
Annabeth?
ANNABETH
MY MOMS ATHENA,
JAMES HAYDEN RODRIGUEZ
GROVER BUT MAINLY SHES FLIGHTY TOO BAD HES THE WORST ORACLE
Ooh, ooh, my turn. ILL BRING HOME A BOY AND AND MY LIFE IS A MESS AND YOU SHALL FAIL
IM A CHILD OF PAN, THE GOD OF THE WILD SHES THERE IN HER NIGHTIE OH NO
ECHOES
FOR THOSE WHO LOVE NATURE, I HOPE HE SHOWS EVEN A TRACE
CAMPERS FAIL!
THEYRE OFTEN BEGUILED CAUSE I GOT SOME CHOICE WORDS
OH NO!! ORACLE
HES NOT REALLY MY DAD TO THROW IN HIS FACE!
BUT IM SORT OF HIS CHILD SILENA TO SAVE WHAT MATTERS MOST
CAMPERS
OH NO Its so embarrassing, guys! ORACLE & ECHOES
OH THINGS COULDNT BE WORSE
IVE TRIED TO SEEK HELP IN THE END
ALL WHEN YOUR PARENTS RUN THE UNIVERSE
FROM EVEN THE FATES
OH NO OH THINGS COULDNT BE WORSE
CAUSE SHE STEALS MY MASCARA
GROVER AND ALL OF MY DATES LUKE 9. GOOD KID
HE WENT FOR A HIKE TO EXPLORE BUT I DONT CARE WHERE
CAMPERS PERCY
NEW FRONTIERS OUR PARENTS MAY BE
(ad-lib) Percys turn! Yeah, how bout the SIX SCHOOLS IN SIX YEARS
AND NO ONE HAS SEEN HIM FOR AS LONG AS YOU ARE HERE WITH ME
newbie. Etc. BEEN KICKED OUT OF EVERY PLACE
THOUSANDS OF YEARS ALL EVERYTHING I EVER DO IS WRONG
PERCY
CAMPERS WE DONT CARE WHERE NEVER FIND WHERE I BELONG
Oh, no. If I try to sing, itll probably cause an
OH THINGS COULDNT BE WORSE OUR PARENTS MAY BE EVERYBODY ON MY CASE
avalanche.
WHEN YOUR PARENTS RUN THE UNIVERSE AS LONG AS YOU ARE HERE WITH ME
LUKE THE SAME OLD STORY
OH THINGS COULDNT BE WORSE AS LONG AS YOU ARE HERE WITH ME!!
Hey, were all friends here. Give it a shot. THE SAME OLD SONG:
WHEN YOUR FOLKS RUN THE UNIVERSE DONT ACT UP
PERCY PERCY
Ok, Um
8. THE ORACLE DONT ACT OUT
Chiron! Whos your dad? BE STRONG
MY MOM WAS NAMED SALLY ORACLE
CHIRON SHE LOVED SCARY MOVIES YOU SHALL GO WEST AND FACE THE I KEEP MY HEAD DOWN
Oh! Well.... AND FOOD THAT WAS BLUE AND TREACHEROUS LORD I KEEP MY CHIN UP
MY FATHER IS KRONOS BUT IT ENDS UP ALL THE SAME
KATIE ECHOES
REMEMBER MY LECTURE WITH:
Hes doing it wrong. WEST AND FACE THE TREACHEROUS LORD
HE ATE HIS CHILDREN CHORUS
SILENA ORACLE PACK YOUR BAGS, PACK YOUR BAGS,
LUKE
Yeah, whos your godly parent? YOU SHALL FIND WHAT WAS STOLEN, PERCY, PERCY,
Chiron wins!
AND SEE IT RESTORED YOURE ALWAYS YOURE ALWAYS
CAMPERS PERCY TO BLAME TO BLAME
Oh... I dont know. ECHOES
Yeah! I NEVER TRY TO
SAFELY RESTORED
GROVER LUKE DO ANYTHING AH
Its okay. A lot of half-bloods never know their PERCY I NEVER MEAN TO
His dads definitely the worst!
godly parent. Just give it a try. Really? Okay, thats great! Thats HURT ANYONE AH
LUKE I TRY AND TRY TO BE
PERCY ORACLE
How about you, Silena? A GOOD KID
SO MY DAD IS SOME GOD. YOU SHALL BE BETRAYED BY
SILENA THATS GREAT I GUESS ONE WHO CALLS YOU FRIEND A GOOD KID
THE GODDESS OF LOVE, DID HE NOT WANT ME? A GOOD SON
PERCY
MY MOMS APHRODITE BUT NO ONE EVER
OR NOT WANT THE STRESS? Wait, what?
SHE TRIES TO BE COOL, WILL TAKE MY SIDE AH
SARAH BETH PFEIFER, KRISTIN STOKES, CHRIS MCCARRELL, GEORGE SALAZAR, CARRIE COMPERE AND JONATHAN RAVIV
ALL I EVER DO IS AND NO FRIENDS THE BEST CHANCE IVE HAD ARROWS HURLED
TAKE THE FALL TAKE THE FALL AND NO HOPE TO PUT MY PAST BEHIND ME, WERE GONNA MARCH
I SWEAR, I SWEAR THAT IM A GOOD KID AND NO MOM... SO IF YOU HAVENT GUESSED STRAIGHT DOWN TO THE UNDERWORLD
GUESS IM GOOD FOR NOTHING AT ALL Shes taken away. IM COMING ON YOUR KILLER QUEST
PERCY
I SWEAR I NEVER STOLE ANYTHING PERCY Luke, are you coming too?
GABE WAS A WORLD CLASS JERK I NEVER MEANT TO HURT ANYONE SO BON VOYAGE AND FARE ME WELL
DAD WAS NEVER THERE I SWEAR, I SWEAR THAT IM A GOOD KID LUKE
THE ONLY FAMILY THAT REALLY MATTERED GROVER Im needed here. But how about something for
A GOOD KID WHOS HAD A BAD RUN WERE GONNA FIGHT EACH FOE,
WELL, SHE VANISHED INTO THE AIR ALL I NEED IS ONE LAST CHANCE the road?
EACH CURSE AND SPELL
AND NOW I FINALLY FIND A HAVEN TO PROVE IM GOOD ENOUGH FOR SOMEONE PERCY
SOMEPLACE SAFE WHERE I CAN STAY IM GOOD ENOUGH FOR SOMEONE PERCY (unimpressed) Shoes. Awesome. (He pulls
TILL ITS: WERE GONNA MARCH them out.) Shoes with wings! OK, that is
CHORUS STRAIGHT DOWN TO THE GATES OF HELL
CHORUS IM GOOD ENOUGH SIX SCHOOLS awesome. So, where IS the Underworld?
PACK YOUR BAGS, PACK YOUR BAGS FOR SOMEONE IN SIX YEARS LUKE LUKE
PERCY PERCY, IM GOOD ENOUGH SIX SCHOOLS Underworld. Look for DOA Records.
NOW, GO, GO AWAY! NOW, GO, GO AWAY! FOR SOMEONE IN SIX YEARS
PERCY PERCY
I NEVER TRY TO Close enough. Its a record company? Actually, Im not
DO ANYTHING AH 10. KILLER QUEST! IM FINALLY GONNA PASS A TEST surprised.
I NEVER MEAN TO GROVER CLARISSE
PERCY
HURT ANYONE AH WERE GOING ON A KILLER QUEST Dont get eaten by monsters.
YEAH, ILL DO IT!
I SWEAR, I SWEAR NOT CAUSE MY DAD NEEDS ME Dont forget this: Official Camp Half-Blood PERCY
THAT IM A GOOD KID HES BEEN LESS A DAD questing backpack. It comes pre-packed with Wait, monsters, who said anything about
YEAH, PERCY, AND MORE ABSENTEE everything you need: gold drachmas, ambrosia monsters
THATS A GOOD ONE BUT IF MY MOMS ALIVE, squares, deodorant.
CHIRON
AND NO ONE EVER WILL THATS WHERE SHES BOUND TO BE ANNABETH Have a great quest!
TAKE MY SIDE AH IM LEAVING NOW, I BETTER PACK You need me too, Seaweed Brain. If youre
ALL I EVER DO IS PERCY & ANNABETH
HADES TOOK MY MOM, going to save the world, Im the best person to SO WERE HALF BLOODS,
TAKE THE FALL TAKE THE FALL IM TAKING HER BACK keep you from messing up.
I SWEAR, I SWEAR THAT IM A GOOD KID NOT GODS BUT DEMI
So what if no ones come back from the FIVE LONG YEARS STUCK AT CAMP
GUESS IM GOOD FOR NOTHING AT Underworld! Ill be the first. UNDERNEATH ATHENAS GROVER
ALL THE SCHOOLS IN SIX YEARS LOCKED DOWN CLAMP WONT GO HALF WAY, ITS ALL NOT SEMI
GROVER
EVERY BATTLE, EVERY DAY And Ill be second first! BEEN WAITING FOR MY CHANCE ALL THREE
NO ONE EVER TELLS ME TO PROVE IM CHAMP ITS UP TO US
THAT THEYRE PROUD PERCY IVE GOT MAD BATTLE STRATEGY,
Aw, Grover I cant ask you to come. PERCY
NO ONE ASKS ME, PERCY, HOWD MY MOM WILL BE IMPRESSED SO LEMME
YOU LIKE TO COME AROUND AND STAY GROVER IM COMING ON YOUR KILLER QUEST TRY MY BEST
ALL YOU GET ARE YOURE MY BEST FRIEND, DUDE, PERCY, GROVER, ANNABETH GROVER & ANNABETH
BAD GRADES SO DONT GET MAD SO BLAST THE HORNS, AS WE JOUNEY WEST
AND A BUM RAP BUT I SUSPECT YOULL NEED PROTECTING GET THE FLAGS UNFURLED
AND A BAD REP WHEN THINGS GET BAAAD PAST DANGERS, SLINGS AND ALL
AND A GOOD SMACK AND THIS KICKIN QUEST MAY BE WERE /THEYRE GOING ON AN AWESOME
PERCY ANNABETH WERE LOST IN THE WOODS ANNABETH
DANGEROUS AND SCARY I KNOW AND WELL NEVER LEAVE NEW JERSEY Is it a monster?
ALL GROVER IF NONE OF US ARE MAKING A DECISION GROVER
THRILLING TO LOS ANGELES GROVER Its a squirrel.
ANNABETH PERCY ITS NOT SAFE TO STAY (Grover begins talking to the squirrel.)
MONSTEROUS WE BLEW UP THE BUS. OUT HERE IN THE OPEN PERCY
ANNABETH WHEN MONSTERS ARE HOPIN Dude, are you talking to a squirrel?
GROVER TO EAT US ALIVE
AND HAIRY I KNOW GROVER
GROVER PERCY Satyr powers. Be nice. This squirrel knows
ALL HOW DO THEY KNOW WHERE WE ARE?
KILLER HEROS QUEST! TO LOS ANGELES every corner of these woods. Maybe he can
WHEN WE DONT EVEN KNOW? help us.
PERCY HOW ARE WE GONNA SURVIVE?
SO WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO?! PERCY
11. LOST! ANNABETH Really? Because I think that seems kinda
ANNABETH ITS YOUR SMELL
ANNABETH WAIT FOR ANOTHER BUS? nuts.
HADES IS SENDING HIS MONSTERS PERCY GROVER
AFTER US PERCY I DONT SMELL
WHAT IF WE BLOW UP THAT ONE TOO? You hurt his feelings. Tell the squirrel youre
WERE DOING SOMETHING RIGHT GROVER sorry.
GROVER ALL DUDE, LIKE LISTEN, PLEASE
WERE LOST IN THE WOODS PERCY
ALL OUR FOOD WAS IN THERE HALF BLOODS TO MONSTERS Im not saying sorry to a squirrel.
ALL OUR CLOTHES WERE IN THERE SOMEWHERE IN NEW JERSEY SMELL LIKE MICKEY Ds
ALL OUR FOOD WAS IN THERE! AND WERE NEVER GONNA MAKE IT TO LA ANNABETH
WERE LOST PERCY Hes very sorry. Tell the squirrel youre sorry,
PERCY WE SMELL? Percy.
SIT TIGHT ANNABETH
AND ITS COLD GROVER PERCY
ANNABETH LIKE TACOS, OR TAKE-OUT VIETNAMESE Okay, okay, Im sorry!
LOOK, I MADE AN ITINERARY GROVER
AND IT WONT STOP RAINING ANNABETH (The squirrel and Grover chatter.)
FOR ANY ADVERSARY SO HOPEFULLY THEY JUST ATE
DRAWN FROM THE QUESTS OF HEROES PAST PERCY PERCY
ITS RIGHT HERE IN MY POCKET LETS JUST GO PERCY What is he saying?
FANTASTIC, GANG
PERCY GROVER WELL, I DONT WANT TO DIE GROVER
ITS WHERE IN YOUR POCKET? NO! NOT THAT WAY IN THE GARDEN STATE! He says he knows where we are.
ANNABETH (pulling out a burnt itinerary) ANNABETH ALL PERCY
OOPS. IT GOT BUSTED IN THE BLAST NO BACKUP PLAN WERE LOST IN THE WOODS Where are we?
PERCY GROVER SOMEWHERE IN NEW JERSEY GROVER
WHAT DID IT SAY? NO FOOD AND WERE NEVER GONNA MAKE IT TO LA He says:
ANNABETH WERE LOST WERE LOST IN THE WOODS
PERCY AND ITS DARK
TAKE THAT BUS TO LOS ANGELES. NO PHONE AND WERE SOMEWHERE IN NEW JERSEY
AND I THINK THAT SOMETHINGS MOVING!! AND WERE NEVER GONNA MAKE IT TO LA
PERCY ALL AND I THINK ITS COMING THIS WAY Thanks buddy.
WERE NOT ON THE BUS NO ADULT SUPERVISION
(The squirrel runs off. A thunderstorm starts.) PERCY AND SOMEDAY SOON SOMEONE
PERCY A DIRECTION? WILL NOTICE ME
I think the gods are trying to tell me they hate ANNABETH IVE ALWAYS BEEN A TOUGH GIRL
me. WE TRUST YOU ALWAYS BEEN THE ONE NOT TO
ANNABETH A DIRECTION RUN FROM A FIGHT
Im getting that too. PERCY ALWAYS BEEN A TOUGH GIRL
A DIRECTION??!!! CAUSE MOST GIRLS NEVER WIN
PERCY IF THEYRE POLITE
HUNGRY MONSTERS ON THE GROUND ANNABETH
A DIRECTION! SO ME, I TEND TO STAND MY GROUND
ANNABETH I FOUND I NEVER CAN GIVE IN
ANGRY GODS ARE IN THE SKY. WHATEVER YOU DECIDE
IT MAY NOT BE MY QUEST
GROVER PERCY BUT MAYBE ITS MINE TO WIN
NO SAFE PLACES TO BE FOUND WHATEVER I DECIDE?
MY GRAND PLAN
ALL GROVER IS THAT I WILL BE REMEMBERED
WANT TO RUN, WANT TO CRY WHATEVER, DUDE, DECIDE! MY GRAND PLAN
PERCY JUST YOU WAIT AND SEE
PERCY
Uh, there. I have a good feeling about there. YOU BETTER WISE UP, CAUSE ILL RISE UP
CANT GO BACK TO ANY HOME
BRING ON ANY CHALLENGE
ANNABETH (AUNTY EM appears.)
AND SOMEDAY SOON THE WORLD
CAMP IS WAY TOO FAR AWAY AUNTY EM WILL NOTICE ME
GROVER CHILDREN! COME INSIDE!
AND YOUR STEPMOM TREATS YOU
CANT PROTECT MY ONLY FRIENDS
LIKE SOME FREAK
ALL 12. MY GRAND PLAN AND YOUR DAD WONT GIVE YOU THE
NO PLACE TO GO, NO PLACE TO STAY TIME OF DAY
ANNABETH
WERE LOST IN THE WORLD AND YOUR MOM WONT TRUST YOU
IVE ALWAYS BEEN A SMART GIRL
AND THE WORLD IS FREAKING AWFUL WITH A QUEST
ALWAYS MADE THE GRADE
AND WERE NEVER GONNA MAKE IT TO LA SO THE BEST THING YOU CAN DO IS
ALWAYS GOT THE GOLD STAR
RUN AWAY
WERE LOST IVE ALWAYS BEEN A SMART GIRL
RUN AWAY
WERE JUST KIDS BUT SMART GIRL ONLY GETS A GIRL SO FAR
WERE ALONE BUT I HAVE A PLAN
YOU WIN AT EVERY SINGLE GAME
THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE AND I WILL BE REMEMBERED
YOU WANT A QUEST, THEY TELL YOU TOUGH
WHO PUTS THE FATE OF THE WORLD I WILL BE GREAT
IF YOU DONT GO
IN THE HANDS OF JUST WAIT AND SEE
YOULL NEVER KNOW
THREE UNPREPARED THEY BETTER WISE UP, CAUSE ILL RISE UP
IF YOUll EVER BE GOOD ENOUGH
SCARED HALF-BLOODS BRING ON ANY CHALLENGE
ITS CRAZY MY GRAND PLAN AND SOMEDAY SOON I SWEAR
IS THAT I WILL BE REMEMBERED I DONT KNOW HOW OR WHEN
ANNABETH MY GRAND PLAN BUT I PROMISE YOU
SO PICK A DIRECTION JUST YOU WAIT AND SEE ILL NEVER BE INVISIBLE AGAIN
GROVER THEY BETTER WISE UP, CAUSE ILL RISE UP SOMEONE WILL NOTICE ME
ITS YOUR QUEST BRING ON ANY CHALLENGE ALWAYS BEEN A SMART GIRL
KRISTIN STOKES
13. DRIVE ECHIDNA PERCY ARES
Its a Chimera. Do we have enough drachmas for an Uber? THE ROAD, IT OFFERS FREEDOM
GROVER AS FOR RULES, HELL, WE DONT NEED EM
GUYS WE GOT THIS ANNABETH GROVER
YOU AINT SHOT THIS THAT WAS FREAKY We dont even have enough drachmas for a ALL
YO, I KNOW YOUR TRAIN OF THOUGHT IS PERCY cheeseburger. SO PEDAL TO THE METAL
THAT THERE AINT NO WAY IN HADES THAT WAS SCARY PERCY (GROVER swallows a bug.)
THAT WELL WIN If you hadnt bought all those dam snacks AND DRIVE
GROVER
ALL YOUR WORRIES YO, GUYS ARE YOU AWARE WE GROVER PERCY CHORUS
COME IN FLURRIES KEEP SURVIVING EVERY It was the Hoover Dam! And I was hungry! I NEVER DREAMED AHH--
BUT WE BESTED FREAKING FURIES CREEPY CRAZY THING THAT I COULD DO THIS
PERCY
LOOK AT HOW FAR WEVE COME NEVER FELT LIKE I AHH--
FARMER Wait. Why are we fighting?
WE CANT GIVE IN WAS WORTH A DAMN
Hop on my tractor! (ARES appears, a war god in biker gear.)
ITS ONE FOOT FORWARD AT A TIME BUT I, IM SORTA AHH--
TRIO ARES GETTING THROUGH THIS
DUST OFF ALL THAT GRIT AND GRIME
LIKE AN ARROW FROM ORION I have that effect. Ares, god of war. Maybe I MEAN, WHA? I MEAN, AHH--
WE STILL GOT A LOT LEFT TO DO
KEEP ON STRAIGHT youve met my daughter Clarisse? LOOK AT WHERE I AM
CAUSE PEOPLE ARE COUNTING ON US
AND KEEP ON TRYIN
AND IM COUNTING ON YOU (They all draw their weapons.) ARES
NO FATES ARE EVER GONNA CUT
TRAIN CONDUCTOR OUR STRING Relax, I come in peace. I hear you runts are Vegas, baby! This is where I get off.
All aboard! headed to Hades. But youll never make it on GROVER
(A NEWSCASTER reports live from a storm.)
GROVER public transportation. I can take you as far as That guy is so cool.
NEWSCASTER Vegas. Yall cool with motorcycles, right?
DRIVE, JUST DRIVE ANNABETH
As you can see, Bob, weve got thunder and
STAY AHEAD, STAY AHEAD, AND STAY ALIVE PERCY Okay gang, well be in L.A. tomorrow. But tonight
flooding and hurricane level winds. We urge
WE AINT GOT NO TIME FOR MOPING What do you think? Can we trust this guy? we need a place to sleep.
all citizens to stay off the road and DONT
WHEN WERE WORKING AND WERE COPING
(DRIVE) GROVER PERCY
SO PEDAL TO THE METAL
AND DRIVE TRIO ITS ONE FOOT FORWARD AT A TIME? How about here? The Lotus Hotel.
DRIVE JUST DRIVE PERCY ANNABETH
TRAIN CONDUCTOR
STAY AHEAD, AND STAY AHEAD, DUST OFF ALL THAT GRIT AND GRIME? Youre joking, right? (Percy doesnt get it.) In
St. Louis! Everybody off!
AND STAY ALIVE The Odyssey, if you went to sleep in a lotus bed,
(They run into ECHIDNA with a pet carrier. THE WEATHER MAY BE STORMY ANNABETH
WE STILL one night could last one hundred years!
Inside we hear adorable yips.) BUT THE ROAD IS STILL BEFORE ME
SO PEDAL TO THE METAL TRIO PERCY
ANNABETH Im sure thats irrelevant. (He stops BIANCA,
Look, the Gateway Arch! AND DRIVE GOT A LOT LEFT TO DO
CAUSE PEOPLE ARE COUNTING ON US dressed in 1930s fashion.) Excuse me, miss, how
PERCY FARMER long have you been at this hotel?
Bye kids! AND IM COUNTING ON YOU
Look, a lady with a puppy! Is that a Chihua- BIANCA
hua? ANNABETH (A motorcycle revs up. They ride it.)
Why, my brother and I arrived just yesterday: May
(He reaches into the pet carrier. The yips turn Heres the problem. Public transportation is ALL 1st 1939.
to snarls as it tries to bite off his arm.) suspended due to the storm, and if we get on a DRIVE, JUST DRIVE
plane, Zeus will strike us right out of the sky. STAY AHEAD, STAY AHEAD, AND STAY ALIVE PERCY
We can sleep on the road.
TRIO VOICE OF KRONOS PERCY
I thought I was the only kid of the Big Three
16. D.O.A.
DRIVE, JUST DRIVE WHERE IS THE BOLT?
STAY AHEAD, AND DONT GET DEAD, gods. CHARON
(A SHADOWY FIGURE appears. Its LUKE, but SEEN PLENTY OF PEOPLE
AND STAY ALIVE Percy cant tell who he is.) GROVER ALL OVER THE YEARS
GROVER LUKE You are now. Wed almost made it to camp, but FROM HEROES TO HALF-BLOODS
WITH THE WIND UPON OUR FACES The bolt is on its way, my lord. Everything is I got nervous. And we got lost. By the time we WITH THEIR PITIFUL TEARS
WERE GETTING ALL THE PLACES unfolding as Ias we planned. found the hill Something else found us. THINKING THAT THEYLL SAVE
ANNABETH AND THERE ON THE HILL, A LOVED ONE FROM BELOW
VOICE OF KRONOS UP ON HALF-BLOOD HILL
NO MAJOR FENDER BENDERS YOU FALTER. CHORUS
NOW WERE LOOKING LIKE CONTENDERS A COLD WIND BLEW, DARK AND CHILL
FOR NOTHING WOULD SLAKE OH NO, OH NO!
LUKE
PERCY ITS WRATHFUL WILL OH NO!
Its nothing. The delivery requires certain
THE ORACLE CAN CAN IT sacrifices. WE HAD TO MAKE A STAND CHARON
ILL SAVE MY MOM THEN SAVE THE PLANET THEY THINK THEYLL POP DOWN
VOICE OF KRONOS AND MAYBE IF ID BEEN A LITTLE BIT BRAVER
ALL MAYBE IF ID STAYED BEHIND TO FIGHT FOR A QUICK TRIP
SACRIFICE IS NECESSARY TO REMAKE THE
SO PEDAL TO THE METAL AND WORLD. REMEMBER WHAT THESE GODS BUT MAYBE DOESNT LET ME GO BACK AND JAMES BROWN
PERCY HAVE DONE. REMEMBER THALIA. AND SAVE HER BUT IT DONT WORK LIKE THAT!
Look, a bus to Los Angeles! WHEN I AM FREE MAYBE DOESNT MAKE IT ALRIGHT
Thalia saved us. We only survived because CHARON
ANNABETH WAIT. SOMEONE IS HERE, LISTENING EVEN she stayed to hold off the monsters. She paid SO KIDS, HERES A TIP
Are you sure thats a good idea? AS HE DREAMS. for her sacrifice with her life. Thats when YOU AINT GETTING OUT
Zeus showed up. WE GOTCHA AND WE AINT LETTING GO!
PERCY HELLO, PERSEUS JACKSON.
This one we just wont blow up. PERCY CHORUS
PERCY (waking)
And saved her Right? OH NO! OH NO!
ALL AAH!!
AND DRIVE GROVER THALIA CHARON
DOWN HERE YOURE D.O.A
15. THE TREE ON THE HILL It was too late for that. OOHAHH
AND YOURE HERE TO STAY
14. THE WEIRDEST DREAM GROVER
As she died, he turned
YEAH, YOURE STUCK FOREVER
her into a tree,
(REPRISE) THERES A TREE ON A HILL, so she could stand NEVER GET AWAY
UP ON HALF-BLOOD HILL protecting us, forever. NO HOPE FOR SURVIVAL
(Percy wakes up to find himself in the THAT WATCHES OVER US, SILENT AND STILL YOURE DEAD ON ARRIVAL
Underworld.) The way I couldnt do
AND NO ONE AT CAMP IS SAFE UNTIL for her. What do you think of my song?
PERCY WE CAN SEE THE TREE ON THE HILL THERES A TREE ON A HILL, ANNABETH/PERCY/GROVER
THIS IS STRANGE This was way before I met you. Chiron sent me UP ON HALF-BLOOD HILL Its great! / Keep at it! /
I THINK I MUST BE DREAMING to escort three half-bloods to camp. Two were THAT PROTECTS US ALL Was that James Brown?
IM IN SOME KIND OF CAVERN runaways. One was Annabeth. The other was AND ALWAYS WILL
AT LEAST THATS HOW ITS SEEMING CHARON
Luke. The third was Thalia. Tough girl. Like her AND ITS THERE REMINDING ME We have all the greats down here. Mozart,
THIS IS... dadZeus.
Scary. OF ALL I FAILED TO BE Janis Joplin, Kurt Cobain. Who do you feel
THALIA, LUKE, ANNABETH THE TREE ON THE HILL like listening to?
(A large pit appears theres something down OOHOOHOOH
there.) GROVER
Do you have any Josh Groban?
 CHARON dog ears bobs along. He howls and mixes a
We will. Eventually. turntable.)
I FERRY THE SOULS OF CHORUS
THE NEWLY DECEASED D. O. A.
I GOT A SWEET RIDE, D. O. A.
IT WAS NEWLY LEASED
AND IF THE DEAD COMPLAIN CHARON CHORUS
I JUST TURN UP THE STEREO DOWN HERE.
YOURE D.O.A AH--
DEAD MUSICIANS YOURE HERE TO STAY
COME SAIL AWAY, COME SAIL AWAY YEAH, YOURE STUCK FOREVER
JANIS JOPLIN NEVER GET AWAY
WE GET OUR KICKS NO HOPE FOR SURVIVAL
ACROSS THE RIVER STYX YOURE DEAD ON ARRIVAL
YOURE DEAD ON ARRIVAL
KURT COBAIN
ITS A PERMANENT TRIP, CANT GET
SO DONT TRY NO TRICKS CANT GET AWAY
CANT GET AWAY
WOLFGANG AMADEUS MOZART CAUSE YOURE
GENTLEMEN UND LADIES, D.O.A., NOW
ITS HADES WHO RUNS THE SHOW CANT GET
CHARON CANT GET AWAY
Oh look, the Vienna Boys Choir. They crashed CANT GET AWAY
their bus on their way to sing for the Vatican. YOURE D.O.A.!
PERCY CHARON (to Percy) CHORUS & TRIO
Theyre kids. YOU AINT EVER GONNA CANT GET
CHARON SAVE WHAT MATTERS CANT GET AWAY
Theyre lucky. Their voices will never change CANT GET AWAY
now. CAUSE YOURE/
(to Grover) WERE D.O.A., NOW
VIENNA BOYS CHOIR YOU AINT GONNA
Eins, zwei, drei PROTECT CANT GET
DOWN HERE YOURE D.O.A YOUR FRIENDS CANT GET AWAY
AND YOURE HERE TO STAY CANT GET AWAY
YEAH, YOURE STUCK FOREVER CAUSE YOURE/
NEVER GET AWAY (to Annabeth)
NO HOPE FOR SURVIVAL WERE D.O.A., NOW
CHARON YOU AINT EVER GONNA BE REMEMBERED
Youre dead! Whos got two turn-tables and CANT GET CANT GET AWAY
three sick heads? Everybody give it up for DJ CANT GET AWAY
Cerberus! THIS IS WHERE YOUR CAUSE YOURE/
STORY ENDS WERE D.O.A.
CHRIS MCCARRELL, CARRIE COMPERE, GEORGE SALAZAR AND KRISTIN STOKES (A DJ with three dog heads all with floppy TODAY!
ALL Guys, I know how to get us out of here! Ill come (ARES appears with a baseball bat.) PERCY CHORUS
D.O.A.! back for you, Mom. I promise. ARES IM THE SON OF POSEIDON AH
(Percy blows the seashell.) HA! I NEVER ASKED TO BE
BUT IM THE SON OF POSEIDON AH
17. SON OF POSEIDON PERCY YOUR MOUTHS TALKING TRASH
NOW FACE THE TIDE
Its a portal! YOU BETTER RINSE IT
PERCY YOUR MEAT IS MINCED INSIDE ME AH
SEEMS MY GOOD INTENTIONS HADES IM HERE TO MINCE IT
ALWAYS CRASH AND BURN Oh, come on! IM GONNA HAVE MY WAR
EVERYTHING I TRY TO DO WILL FAIL
(They go through the portal and end up on a NOW GIMME SOME SPACE 18. THE LAST DAY
NEVER ONCE CAN I PREVAIL
GOING WRONG AT EVERY TURN
beach.) GONNA WIPE THAT STUPID HEAD OFF OF SUMMER
OF YOUR STUPID FACE
PERCY PERCY
(Sally appears.) PERCY ARES GROVER/
We were set up. And I think I know who did the WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN
SALLY setting. ANNABETH THE QUEST HAS ENDED?
WHAT BELONGS TO THE SEA IM THE SON ILL PUT WELL PUT WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN
ANNABETH OF POSEIDON YOU IN YOU IN
CAN ALWAYS RETURN THE BATTLES WON?
But if its not Hades? ILL PUT WELL PUT
PERCY/SALLY SO MANY QUESTIONS LEFT UNANSWERED
PERCY YOU IN YOU IN SO MANY THINGS STILL LEFT UNDONE
WHAT BELONGS TO THE SEA
Who wins if the gods go to war? Ares, God of AND I AM ILL PUT WELL PUT
CAN ALWAYS RETURN AND WHAT DO YOU DO
War. I bet hes watching us right now. Show GONNA WIN YOU IN YOU IN
PERCY yourself! WHEN ITS UP TO YOU TO CHOOSE
YOUR YOUR
(remembering) Its a seashell. NoIts a gift HAS SOMETHING ENDED OR BEGUN?
ANNABETH PLACE PLACE
from a god. STAY OR GO? PICK ONE
WELL, HELL HAVE TO GET THROUGH ME THE SON OF ILL PUT WELL PUT
MAYBE MY DAD WAS A SCREW UP TOO POSEIDON YOU IN YOU IN DO I STAY BECAUSE ITS SAFER?
WELL TAKE HIM DOWN,
HIS BEST LAID PLANS ILL PUT WELL PUT OR BACK TO THE HOME I LEFT BEHIND?
WE WORK WELL IN THREE
ALWAYS FALLING THROUGH YOU IN YOU IN I COULD STAY AND TRAIN
MAYBE HE DID THE BEST HE COULD DO... GROVER AND IM DONE ILL PUT WELL PUT FOR A PIECE OF THE ACTION
PLUS A HALF-GOAT WITH A GREAT GOATEE RUNNIN YOU IN YOU IN BUT WHAT ABOUT PEACE OF MIND?
MAYBE MY DAD WASNT ALWAYS THERE
Lets do this. ILL PUT WELL PUT
MAYBE HE NEVER KNEW HOW TO CARE GAH, WHATS MY DEAL?
BUT HEY, THATS LIFE PERCY YOU IN YOU IN WHY DO I FEEL
AND LIFE AINT FAIR SO THIS COULD BE THE END BUT I AINT SAD YOUR YOUR THERES SOMETHING LEFT
CAUSE YOURE THE TWO BEST FRIENDS PLACE PLACE I STILL NEED TO FIND?
AND I KNOW RIGHT NOW
THIS SCREW UP EVER HAD ARES WHERE DO YOU GO
THINGS ARE LESS THAN FINE
AND NOW ILL MAKE THIS RIGHT Let the slugfest begin! WHEN ITS OVER?
BUT I THINK MY DAD
FOR ME AND FOR MY DAD
MAY HAVE THROWN ME A LINE (An epic battle ensues.) PERCY AND CAMPERS
IM THE SON OF POSEIDON
AND BETTER LATE THEN NEVER WHAT DO YOU DO
AND WE KNOW YOURE TO BLAME ANNABETH
TO FINALLY GET A SIGN WHEN YOUVE COME
(He pulls out the seashell.) PERCY, ANNABETH, GROVER Percy, get to the ocean!
TO THE LAST DAY OF SUMMER?
IM THE SON OF POSEIDON THE SON OF POSEIDON ARES
MR. D
AND I AM GONNA WIN PERCY You think the god of war is afraid of a little
Attention campers! Its the last day of summer.
THE SON OF POSEIDON YOU MAY BE A GOD water?
If you intend to make me miserable year-round,
AND IM DONE RUNNIN BUT YOURE GOING DOWN ALL THE SAME! PERCY please inform us by sundown. Otherwise, the
How do you feel about a lot of it?
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cleaning harpies will eat anyone who remains. day of summer but I dont feel like anythings CAMPERS LUKE PERCY
Perry Johanssen, this means you. over. SUMMER SO ILL DO ANYTHING DONT FEEL BAD,
PERCY LUKE SUMMER I DONT CARE IF CAUSE WERE USUALLY ABOUT TO DIE
Its Percy Jackson! I get it. My quest was supposed to be the I HURT ANYONE ALL THREE
biggest thing in my life. I came back changed. SUMMER IT DOESNT PAY TO BE BRING ON THE MONSTERS
MR. D A GOOD KID
But the rest of camp was exactly the same. BRING ON THE MONSTERS
Whatever. SUMMER A GOOD KID
CHIRON ALWAYS SAYS OUR PARENTS BRING ON THE REAL WORLD
PERCY MADE CAMP AS THIS SAFE MAGIC SPACE SUMMER A GOOD SON BRING ON THE MONSTERS
How come you dont go home? THE TRUTH: ITS SO LUKE BRING ON THE REAL WORLD
ANNABETH THEY DONT HAVE TO SEE US THE GODS WERE NEVER ON OUR SIDE CHIRON
I tried. Once. My dad couldnt deal with the THEY WONT BOTHER TO SHOW THEIR FACE SO I THINK ITS TIME WE WATCH THEM FALL THERELL BE TIMES
monster attacks. And my stepmom couldnt ITS TIME TO MAKE THE WORLD OUR OWN AND SOON YOULL SEE WHAT I DID
TIME SOMEONE PUT THEM IN THEIR PLACE WHEN YOUR FAITH IS SHAKEN
deal with me. Its just asking for trouble. SOON THEYLL BE NO GODS AT ALL!
Ares thought we were starting a war between SILENA
PERCY the gods. But it was bigger than that. It was THEYRE BREAKING YOUR HEART?
Sometimes familys worth the trouble. Believe about wiping them out and taking our turn. 19. BRING ON THE THEN TRY TO HEAR IT POUND
me.
PERCY MONSTERS CLARISSE & ANNABETH
ANNABETH Youre the lighting thief. GOTTA KNOW WHERE THE REAL FIGHT LIES
I. guess we both have a choice to make, PERCY
(Percy draws his sword. Luke draws his.) THERES GONNA BE A FIGHT ANNABETH
Seaweed Brain.
LUKE THERE STILL MIGHT BE A WAR AND WHEN ITS TIME TO RISE AND
ALL CAMPERS The Oracle warned you. Betrayed by a friend. FOR THE MOMENT WE GOT STAND YOUR GROUND
WHERE DO YOU GO DANGER ON THE RUN
WHEN ITS OVER? PERCY GROVER
WHAT DO YOU DO You set me up. You were trying to free Kronos. ANNABETH WE DONT HAVE TO GO IT ALONE
WHEN YOUVE COME Why? AND THINGSLL GET BAD CLARISSE
TO THE LAST DAY OF SUMMER? LUKE BEFORE THEY WILL GET BETTER THEYLL PUT US IN A BOX
Hes promised me the power to defeat our IT MAY FEEL LIKE AN ENDING BUT WE WONT BE CONTAINED
(PERCY makes his way to the lake.) BUT THE BATTLES JUST BEGUN
parents.
PERCY ANNABETH
PERCY GROVER YOU KEEP HOPIN
Luke! Hes using you! To get back at the gods! ARE WE EVER YOU KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN
LUKE GONNA ONCE
LUKE PERCY
If it isnt the big hero. HAVE IT EASY?
Good! CAUSE THE SEA DOESNT LIKE
PERCY IVE BEEN HERE SINCE I WAS A KID PERCY TO BE RESTRAINED
Ive barely seen you since I got back. You I DID EVERYTHING THEY EVER ASKED Nope!
avoiding me? YEAH I DID FEELING READY ALL
AND FOR WHAT? NO, IM NEVER
LUKE ANNABETH GONNA ONCE
(half-beat) Not at all. Tough last day? YOU KNOW THIS WORLD FEELING STOKED
WILL NEVER BE OURS HAVE IT EASY
PERCY AS LONG AS OUR PARENTS GROVER ILL MAKE MISTAKES
I thought when I finished my quest, everything RULE OVER THE STARS FEELING QUEASY BUT MY OWN
would make sense. But it doesnt. Its the last ANNABETH AND IT FREES ME
WE COULD FAIL BUT WE HAVE TO TRY
 SUMMERS OVER PERCY ANNABETH CAMPERS
ITS TIME TO BEGIN ILL BE BACK
ANNABETH, PERCY, GROVER NEXT SUMMER
AND IF YOURE LOOKING FOR TROUBLE ILL BE BACK
THEN COUNT ME IN NEXT SUMMER
ILL BE BACK BRING ON THE WELL MAKE
ALL CAMPERS NEXT SUMMER REAL WORLD EM LISTEN
BRING ON THE MONSTERS TO US
BRING ON THE MONSTERS YOULL SEE WELL MAKE
BRING ON THE REAL WORLD ME AGAIN EM LISTEN
BRING ON THE MONSTERS ILL BE BACK BRING ON ANY WELL MAKE
PERCY CHORUS NEXT SUMMER CHALLENGE EM LISTEN
BRING ON THE REAL WORLD AH TO US
BRING ON THE REAL WORLD AH ILL SURVIVE WELL MAKE
BRING ON THE REAL WORLD AH TIL THEN EM LISTEN OH
ILL BE BACK BRING ON THE WELL MAKE
AND ILL BE BACK NEXT SUMMER NEXT SUMMER REAL WORLD EM LISTEN
YOULL SEE ME AGAIN TO US
ILL BE BACK NEXT SUMMER YOULL SEE WELL MAKE
ILL SURVIVE TIL THEN ILL BE BACK ME AGAIN EM LISTEN
NEXT SUMMER YOULL SEE ILL BE BACK NEXT SUMMER
ME AGAIN ILL BE BACK ILL BE BACK NEXT SUMMER
NEXT SUMMER ILL BE BACK
NEXT SUMMER
PERCY ANNABETH GROVER
ILL BE BACK BRING ON THE
NEXT SUMMER REAL WORLD
YOULL SEE DRIVE,
ME AGAIN JUST DRIVE
ILL BE BACK BRING ON THE STAY AHEAD
NEXT SUMMER REAL WORLD STAY AHEAD
ILL SURVIVE STAY ALIVE
TIL THEN
PERCY ANNABETH/ SILENA/
CLARISSE CHIRON
ILL BE BACK
NEXT SUMMER
YOULL SEE BRING ON THE NORMAL
ME AGAIN REAL WORLD IS A MYTH

CARRIE COMPERE AND CHRIS MCCARRELL

KRISTIN STROKES, CHRIS MCCARRELL, JAMES HAYDEN RODRIGUEZ AND GEORGE SALAZAR
Produced by MICHAEL CROITER & ROB ROKICKI
Co-Produced by WILEY DEWEESE, VAN DEAN & STEPHANIE ROSENBERG
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