Documente Academic
Documente Profesional
Documente Cultură
March 2009
No. 299
“ANIMAL/GOLF STORIES”
by Mary Jane and Bob Majors
* BETTER THAN A MULLIGAN… 11/07
Heidi F. teed it up on the 7th hole, eyed the lagoon that fronted the
green and pounded the ball. The ball appeared to be falling just *THE SKY IS FALLING ~ UH OH, IT’S WORSE THAN THAT…
short of the green’s bank when there was a great commotion in the Just as Gary Y. was returning his golf club to his bag, a huge King
pond, thrashing and splashing, and the ball bounced high into the snake with a marsh rat in its mouth fell from an oak tree and landed
air, landed onto the green and rolled some three inches from the pin. 15 feet away. At least the King waited for Gary to hit the shot be-
The ball had hit the resident alligator and took the ultimate member’s fore leaping, “holy mackerel, skydiving snakes!”
bounce. Heidi canned the putt for a two, a “gator-aided birdie”.
*ALLIGATORS AS PUBLIC TRANSIT.. 4/06.
*CROWS THAT PLAY GOALIE… 1/08. Early Easter morning, Don W., stood on his deck looking across
Crows are noisy, social, nosy creatures who congregate in colonies, the lagoon when a huge alligator drifted by, carrying a Great Blue
approach food gathering as though it is a team sport and are drawn Heron as his only passenger, no luggage. He stood and watched in
to the bright and gaudy trinkets of civilization. For whatever rea- amazement as the strange pair glided out of sight.
son, a cold and dull December, a lack of action, whatever…when
Mike R. hit his approach shot onto the green at the 6th hole, a crow While driving out of one of the gated communities, Charlie W. and
carefully kicked, nudged and herded the ball across the length of Nancy R. spotted a blackbird using an alligator as a water craft in
the green. While Mike missed seeing the event, the group play- the same manner as the Heron. What was it that the fox and the
ing ahead of him did not. In fact they waited to tell him about the gingerbread man talked about as they traveled together those many
“birdie denied by a birdie”. years ago? “Do you want to sit up here on my snout?”
Three days later, Lori K. hit a drive down the 5th fairway that got We have loved working with you, keep learning about nature and
the same treatment when a crow carefully herded her ball off the remember… there will be a test.
fairway and into the rough; we think it was the same crow and we
Mary Jane and Bob Major
know his name, “nobody scores on Patrick Roy!”
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