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Urine Drug Testing

1. Drink Up
Its like washing your system. Start drinking 4-6 hours before the test, as much
as you can take. You should start urinating like its the end of the world. Your
urine will be so clear it will likely get rejected based on color alone so you
might also want to take B-complex vitamins to turn the color back to yellow.1
This isnt a sure-fire way but its probably all you can do on short notice.

2. Buy Clean Human Urine

You may find these at some smoke shops as well, but if youd rather not show
your face anywhere when buying your kit, order them online. For you to pull
this off, the collection site better not be doing observed collections.

3. Use a Friend's Urine

Too cheap to spend on urine? Call in a favor. Assuming it is not an observed
collection, and unless somebody spills the beans (like your friend whose urine
youre using), this just might work. If you get caught however, you may (both)
be looking at a felony charge.

4. Use Dehydrated Urine

Also known as synthetic urine these products claim to be of the correct pH, uric
acid and color. They even foam, as the first thing a lab technician will do will
be to shake your sample and check for foam. Finding none, they will mark your
sample Suspect Adulteration. If your sample displays enough foam and gets
past visual inspection, you can begin to hope. They do test for synthetics these
days and if the lab is any good, they will catch it. But if the lab is like most
others, youre home free.

5. Use Animal Urine

Please, lets have a little respect for our pets and leave them out of this. Unless
you can convince the lab that youre a werewolf, forget it. But if you insist, this
pet urine collection device may come in handy.

6. Cranberry Juice
It is a powerful antioxidant and diuretic and will cleanse the body of toxins but
it will not help you mask THC from your system.2 It certainly will not
miraculously make you pass a urine drug test. But a good cold pressed
cranberry juice will at least make you feel healthy.

7. Take B Vitamins
Drinking plenty of water in an effort to dilute your urine will turn it clear. To
get that yellowish color back, B vitamins can help. That should prevent the lab
technician from rejecting your sample outright due to color alone.

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8. Buy Drug Cleanse Products

Many of these products offer permanent body cleansing in order to safely pass
whatever kind of drug test you are facing. They claim a high success rate after
up to 8 days of taking all natural pre-cleanse pills, fluids and anti-toxin
solutions. Either order them online or go to your local Vitamin Shoppe or GNC

9. Exercise Daily Leading Up To the Test

Physical exertion is one of the best ways to drive toxins out of the body, faster
and more effective than any other means. For purposes of discussion, consider
carboxy THC or THC-COOH, the marijuana metabolite found in urine that is
inactive (no psychoactive effect or doesnt get you high). It is fat soluble and
stored in the fat cells of the body. It may be found in your system weeks after
intake of marijuana3. When you exercise and burn fat, this compound is
released into the blood stream, eventually reaching the kidneys for expulsion
from the body. Quit the exercises before the day of the drug test as you might
release a load of THC metabolites into your blood and urine.4

10. Creatine
After loading up on water, creatinine levels in the urine will be very low, a sure
indication of a diluted sample. To avoid this, many people believe that by
taking Creatine supplements at least 48 hours before testing,5 it will have
metabolized into creatinine by the day of the test so that it will not be below
acceptable levels.

11. Urinate Multiple Times On the Day of the

Test
Your kidneys run through the night causing the first few urinations of the day
to be your dirtiest. Emptying your bladder a few times before taking a test
should give you cleaner more diluted urine, though urine that is too watered
down can easily be flagged as inconstant through specific gravity or creatine
testing.

12. Catch Urine Midstream

In a similar way that the first urinations of the day are dirtier so is the first
part of your urine. So, waiting a few seconds to start filling the collection cup
will give the least contaminated sample.

13. Ruin the Surprise

An instant at home urine test can provide results in minutes and give you a
good idea what your results will be. Your nerves may be misplaced or you
might be really scrambling, either way some surprises nobody likes.

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14. Load Up on Healthy Fats

To prepare for an upcoming drug test, eat plenty of healthy fats like cold water
fish and avocado as they will reduce the amount of body fat that is burnt,
thereby reducing the amount of THC-COOH released into the blood and urine.6

15. Add Water to Your Sample

You can always use the toilet water at the collection site to dilute your collected
sample, provided the lab personnel have not used instant bluing tablets. Bluing
tablets are made for precisely this reason, to preserve the integrity of the urine
specimen by preventing donors from diluting their samples with toilet water.

16. Take Fish Oil Supplements

Fish oil has been shown to convert fat storage cells into fat burning cells,7 and
we know that THC-COOH at least is stored in fat cells, so that when you burn
fat during exercise, you also release the drug metabolite into your blood
stream where they make their way into your kidneys for removal via urine.
Again, stop taking the fish oils and all the exercising the day before your drug
test or youll end up submitting THC metabolite-rich urine.

17. Use a Combination of These Techniques

Increase your chances of passing the test by using a few of these methods
together, like drinking plenty of water a few hours before the test in order to
induce frequent urination, taking B-vitamins to restore your urines yellowish
color, taking fish oil supplements, exercising on the days prior to the test and
drinking cranberry juice to aid the detoxification process.

18. Kombucha
Theres plenty of health drinks out there that promise miracle cures, and this
one goes back over 2000 years. The Chinese call it the immortal health elixir.
Among its many health benefits is detoxification, which is probably the most
relevant to your needs prior to a drug test. However, there are no proven
accounts or extensive studies that support some claims that drinking
Kombucha can help you actually pass a drug test. The choice is yours. (Photo)

19. Apple Cider Vinegar

The internet is practically flooded with information about apple cider vinegar
and its many health benefits. There are also many accounts from drug test
passers who swear by its effectivity, and not just with weed, but other
substances as well. One very common recipe is simply mixing 1 tablespoon of
ACV in a glass of water, with or without honey or other sweeteners. They say
to drink this first thing in the morning soon after waking up. It is supposed to
work wonders for acidity, heartburn and a long list of other ailments, so if it
doesnt make you pass your drug test, at least youre healthier for it.

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20. Aspirin
Aspirin has been documented to cause false positive drug tests. In most cases,
a false positive means you failed the test. Sure you can contest the results and
insist on a re-test, which would have bought you some time to do some
cleansing first. The problem with aspirin is that it is hepatotoxic, a big word
which simply means it can damage your liver after prolonged use or a one-
time large dose.8 Please dont risk it.

21. Avoid Carbs

Eating foods high in carbohydrates floods your system with too much glucose
and triggers a biochemical response that forces the body to burn glucose
instead of stored body fats.9 When youre looking to pass your drug test, you
want your body to burn fats because thats where THC metabolites are stored.
In order for the body to do that, there has to be no excess of glucose, meaning
you have to watch your carb intake.

22. Add Bleach to the Sample

Before going for your urine test, you might want to experiment with different
brands of bleach first. Some will leave residue, some will foam. You also need
to know how much to add, from 6-10 drops of liquid bleach.10 Invest in a home
drug test kit for urine to get it right. After you have mastered the right mix,
all you have to do is figure out how to smuggle your bleach into the collection
site on the day of the test.

23. The Whizzinator

This is a fake penis which attaches to the body via straps. A urine bag is placed
behind the pad as it rests against your skin, helping to keep the urine at body
temperature. You will go into the collection site wearing this contraption. It is
unlikely that lab personnel will require you to completely strip even for an
observed collection, so you should be able to manage getting the contents of
your bladder out thru your penis into the collection cup. Good luck!

24. Broccoli, Spinach and Other Greens

Broccoli and spinach are powerful antioxidants. Like most vegetables they also
have a low calorie profile and are rich in niacin (vitamin B3). They help speed
up the natural elimination of THC from your system. Niacin is a principal
ingredient in many THC detox drinks.11

25. Vaseline
Applying Vaseline to your genitals before collecting urine for a drug test will
not help you pass. The labs will still be looking for drug metabolites and they
will still find them. The Vaseline you have applied will in no way mask the
traces of drugs. All it will do possibly is to cause an irritation or worse an
infection.

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26. Cranberry Pills

These are great for detoxification, more so than the juice version. They will
not have a direct positive effect on your urine drug test but will surely help in
the cleansing process.

27. Diuretics
To aid in the expulsion of toxins through urine, you can choose to take diuretic
pills or load your diet with natural diuretic foods and drinks. Read up on the
side effects of taking diuretic pills before choosing that option.

28. Certo (Sure Jell/Gel Pectin)

Fruit pectin will induce THC out of your body, but instead of urination, it will
be through your poop. This window of time allows you to pass THC-free urine
during collection period.

29. Herbal Clean (QCarbo32)

This 1-step super cleanser is a very powerful herbal detox drink. It is easy to
use and is specifically designed to address high toxin levels for people who
need to get clean ASAP, as in the very same day. It promises not to cause any
harm, actually helping to restore the bodys natural balance by supporting all
cleansing organs like the heart, kidneys and liver. Frequent urination will
result. You will have to avoid vitamins, OTC drugs, alcohol, acidic juices, coffee,
nicotine and other toxin sources prior to drinking this product.

30. Goldenseal
It is a medicinal herb that has anti-inflammatory, antibiotic and astringent
properties that is used by American Indians for a host of medical conditions
like respiratory infections, digestive tract infections, urinary tract infections,
dyspepsia, whooping cough, liver disease, diarrhea, pneumonia etc. It is
without a doubt a wonder-herb, but a drug detox it is not. Some have called
the goldenseal drug detox hype as the urban legend that simply would not
die.12

31. High Fiber Diet

A high fiber diet works in much the same way as Herbal Clean or Sure Jell
Pectin albeit in a more natural time frame biologically. It redirects fat soluble
metabolites like THC to the colon instead of the bladder13 reducing the chances
of collecting THC-laced urine for a drug test.

32. Lecithin
Lecithin breaks down stored fat that they may be dispersed into the blood
stream. This helps clean the lipids of metabolites like THC. This THC-rich blood
gets cleaned by the kidneys which then push THC-rich urine down the bladder
and out of the body. There commendation is to take lecithin on the days
leading up to the urine test for a continuous cleansing, but to stop at least 24

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hours before the actual test so that there should be very little THC in the
urine.14 The catch however is that lecithin taken orally gets broken down too
much by digestion that it may prove useless.

33. Condom Urine Bag

This one is for Masters of Substitution, both male and female. Donors have
been known to fill a condom with clean urine and tape it to their genitals or
near the groin, to be pierced and deposited into collection cups.15

34. Pee Bag in Your Bra

When planning to conceal or smuggle-in synthetic urine for a drug test, one
thing to figure out is how to keep the specimen warm. It has to be body
temperature when handed over to the lab technician. Women have been
known to strap a urine bag to their inner thigh close to their crotch, against
the armpit or under the bra. Needless to say, all these concealment methods
will be tricky to execute if the collection is to be observed.

35. Substitute Apple Juice

When you hand over your urine sample to the lab guy and he drinks it
straight up while looking you straight in the eye, you know youre busted,
right?

36. Tape Urine Bag to Thigh

Sample collectors are never willing to ask donors to lift their pant leg or to
expose themselves in any other way just to check for concealed adulterants,
so unless it is an observed-collection DOT drug test, you just might get away
with it.

37. Hydrogen Peroxide

For hydrogen peroxide to work as an additive to your urine sample, it has to
be industrial grade. It will destroy 50% of THC metabolites. Household
strength products are useless for this purpose.16

38. Drano
This is a commercial additive that produces a false negative test. It is however
not recommended as it drives the pH of the sample outside physiological
levels17, aside from turning your sample a very obvious blue.

39. Ammonia
This acts in a similar fashion to Drano by rendering the test negative and
driving pH outside acceptable levels. The ammonia odor is also rather strong
to be masked.

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40. Blood
A few drops of blood can provide a false positive or ruin the sample. Though
this would not give a chance of a pass it could buy you more time to get clean.

41. Lemon Juice

No chance here either so dont waste a perfectly good lemon.

42. Soap
Soap does result to a negative test. It also turns the sample cloudy, but hey,
there are a number of very valid medical conditions that cause cloudy urine,
like UTIs, STDs, vaginal discharge, dehydration and certain autoimmune
disorders18. Just pick the less embarrassing one when explaining the
cloudiness away.

43. Sodium Nitrate

This is a kind of salt that is added to cured meats as a preservative. It is not
established how much sodium nitrate is safe for human consumption. Sodium
nitrate will turn your urine test negative but it doesnt dissolve well and
therefore will be quite obvious.19

44. Ordinary Salt

Salt can turn a urine test negative but it also causes its density to be outside
normal range. It also leaves a very obvious residue at the bottom of the
collection cup.

45. WD-40
WD stands for water displacement, a rust-prevention solvent and degreaser
that was developed for the aerospace industry. It took its developer Norm
Larsen 40 tries to finally succeed, hence WD-40. It has been used for the most
unusual circumstances like when a bus driver in Asia removed a python that
coiled itself under his bus and when police officers used it to remove a naked
burglar who got stuck inside an air conditioning vent.20 WD-40 may have done
amazing things, but it will NOT make you pass a drug test.

46. Papain
This is an enzyme from the papaya fruit, widely popular as an active ingredient
in skin whitening soaps and other products in Asia. Studies are INCONCLUSIVE
as to its effectivity in passing a drug test.

47. Visine
Urine samples do not foam when visine is added which in itself is a dead give-
away. While it causes a false negative for the EMIT, other labs maintain that it
doesnt work.

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48. 5 Hour Energy Bottle

This tiny bottle is small enough to conceal underneath clothing quite
comfortably but big enough for about 60ml of urine. You may tape it onto your
inner thigh or crotch. Your own body heat should keep the urine inside warm
enough to pass the temperature test.

49. The Stuff Detox

This product contains creatine and vitamin B12, and claims to be effective in
flushing toxins out. It is effective for about 5 hours, plenty of time to get in
and out of the collection site. There are mixed reviews on the net, with some
arguing that those who failed didnt follow instructions properly. You may want
to do your own test at home first.

50. Frozen Urine

It is perfectly fine to use frozen urine provided its a clean sample to begin
with. The tricky part is getting the temperature right, but if others have
managed it, why cant you?

51. PCC
Pyridinium Chlorochromate is a common adulterant sold under the name
UrineLuck. They test for this substance so dont bother using it.

52. Tea Detox

Ranked right alongside coffee and cranberry juice, tea is considered a diuretic
that promotes urination to help rid the body of toxins. It is an antioxidant that
boosts metabolism and burns excess fat.21 However, there are no definitive
accounts that indicate whether it works directly (if at all) towards passing a
urine drug test.

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Saliva Drug Testing

53. Special Mouthwash
This is a popular toxin-cleansing mouthwash that first came out in 2005. It
leaves no residues and is therefore not detected in the saliva test. You should
not eat or drink anything after using it up until your saliva test is finished.

54. Hydrogen Peroxide

After brushing your teeth, gums and the inside of your cheeks with regular
toothpaste, rinse/gargle with hydrogen peroxide for as long as you can manage
it (it doesnt taste that great). You may repeat if you wish. Do all this at least
an hour before going in to get your mouth swabbed. Many people swear by
hydrogen peroxide for passing a saliva test for THC.

55. Hold Extra Liquid In Your Mouth

Try it. Just sit there doing nothing for a little bit. Consciously allow your saliva
to pool in your mouth. That extra amount of liquid will help soak the saliva test
swab faster without you having to scrape against your gums or inner cheeks
harder.

56. Keep a Penny In Your Mouth

No, the penny will not make you pass the test. The idea is that if you have
something in your mouth, it will trigger saliva production resulting to a diluted
sample. It can be a little tricky especially if the collector asks to inspect your
mouth. By the way, you might want to sterilize that penny first.

57. Hold Swab Away From Glands

See if you can get away with simply holding it between your teeth to keep it
from touching your salivary glands directly. You may not get an outright
negative result but its better than a definite positive.

58. Check Yourself, Before You Wreck Yourself

Instant saliva tests can give you your results in minutes and are easy to use.
You can even practice where you plan on putting the swab if you have any
tricks up your sleeve.

59. Coat the Inside of Your Mouth with Vaseline

The idea is to keep saliva from coating the test swab when you put it in your
mouth. Apparently it has no taste so you should not find it too unpleasant.
However, there are no studies that will prove whether it can help you pass
your saliva test or not.

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60. Induce Vomiting

That mixture of stomach acid and whatever you had for lunch will definitely
disrupt the test, but you wont look very innocent trying to gag yourself with
the collection swab. Good luck finding an excuse for that.

61. Chew Gum

Any chewing motion will actually help trigger saliva production, but you would
look funny doing that while sitting around waiting for your saliva test, so bring
something real to chew on.

62. Bite Your Tongue

Much like with urine testing blood can ruin the sample or even cause a false
positive. This wont help you pass but could buy you time if youre super close
to being clean.

63. Oral Clear Gum

This saliva neutralizing gum promises to work within 30 seconds clearing your
saliva of all toxins, and to stay effective for up to 30 minutes. Allow liquid to
spread in the mouth for entire 30 seconds that you are chewing on the gum.
DO NOT SWALLOW!

64. Chew Ice

Now this is a refreshing way to keep your mouth wet and to dilute your saliva.
It helps reduce the concentration of drug metabolites in your sample, hopefully
enough to be below detectable levels.

65. Altoid Mints

This is believed to work much like chewing gum or ice. It stimulates saliva
production so that the sample you produce for the test is diluted. There are no
guarantees.22

66. Fatty Foods

An hour before your saliva test, eat something fatty or greasy. Fats will help
hasten the absorption of drug metabolites, lowering their concentration in your
mouth.23 Yes, McDonalds might help you pass a drug test.

67. Drink or Gargle Vinegar

Vinegar is believed to change the pH or acidity level in the mouth24 such that
it may successfully throw off a saliva drug test, but apart from all the personal
accounts attesting to the same, there is no evidence that drinking or gargling
with vinegar will help you pass a saliva drug test.25

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68. Kissing
You met someone on your way to the collection site. You couldnt help yourself.
That person most definitely transferred drug metabolites to your mouth.

69. You are Suffering from Tetanus

Your jaws are locked shut and you cannot open your mouth to collect saliva.
You are explaining all these via sign language. If the lab person calls 911 in an
effort to save your life, play along.

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Blood Drug Testing

70. Fake Blood
Look up fake blood recipes on the net, make your own and send that in for
your blood test. You know it wont work, but you do it anyway because youre
squeamish and cannot stand the look and smell of your own blood. Besides, it
just might earn you enough time to detox enough to go for a real test.

71. Refuse Blood Testing

Claim to be an upcoming boxing star. Do a Manny Pacquiao and say you cannot
possibly have your blood drawn 30 days before AND up to 30 days after a fight.
Of course this is stretching it a tiny bit but if you can get Freddie Roach to back
your claim then youre scot-free. Now use your 60 days to get clean!

72. Starve Yourself

Body builders begin staying off carbs about a week before going on stage for
competition. Within 5 days they are looking small and flat. By day 6, they begin
eating carbs again but slowly dehydrate as well. By doing this they are
depleting the muscle cells of glycogen so that when they start carb loading
again just before the competition, the cells begin to fill out by soaking in all
the glycogen. And because they are also dehydrated they will pull water from
wherever they can get it, subcutaneous water included. By taking water from
the skin, it will appear tight and the veins will pop out.26 All you really need to
take away from this is that you can make your veins shrink so they are
harder to find for your blood test, and then you can make them pop back out
afterwards.

73. Claim to Have Typanophobia

An extreme fear of needles, everyone has it a little, and if you can get a
collector to feel sorry for you maybe they will schedule you for a different kind
of test. The key is tears, lots of tears.

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Hair Drug Testing

74. Toxinwash
Hair detox shampoo products are specifically designed to penetrate deeply into
hair strands to remove all traces of accumulated chemical deposits including
drug metabolites.

75. Send Fake Hair

Remember those terrible extensions you bought on a whim? Well, they can
finally be put to use. Just hope that the lab doesnt test it because it wont
work.

76. Time for a Shave

Nobody can hair test you if there is no hair to test. Just remember that body
hair is able to be tested too, so you better get busy shaving.

77. Get Yourself Infected with Head Lice

Remember your nephews kindergarten class that got infested? See if you can
track that down on short notice; or dont, you know because lice is gross.

78. Wear a Wig

You will be amazed at the quality of wigs these days. Choose human hair wigs,
of course. The cheapest will only set you back around $100 and if you fail the
test (which you most certainly will), then at least you can have a different look
for a while.

79. Animal Hair

Visit a pet grooming salon and offer to dispose of all the dog hairs. Say you
are donating the hair to the United Nations for their efforts to clean up oil spills.
Of course you have no idea what the lab will make of your hair sample, but
you can worry about that later. For now you have to rest your brain cells as
you are positively exhausted from coming up with this brilliant idea.

80. Hair Treatment

There are so many hair treatments available these days. Treatments to keep
the frizz out, to help your hair hang straight down your back, to give that
wonderful shine etc. All these procedures require the use of various chemicals,
chemicals that can very well throw off the drug tests and quite possibly help
you pass.

81. Hair Test Yourself

There are not instant hair tests, but if you have more than a week to prepare
it may be good to get a set of expectations. HairConfirm walks you through
the process and allows you to lab test yourself. You may have nothing to fear.

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82. Bleach Hair

You will be glad to learn that this procedure will remove 40-80% of drug
metabolites from the hair strand. Perhaps it will not be as surprising then if
there are more blonds than brunettes or redheads during sample collection.

83. Hair Relaxers

There are many accounts of how they successfully passed their hair drug tests
after using hair relaxers, at the same time warning others how it can fry your
hair if you overdo it. It is up to you to weigh your options, fried hair or failed
test? Fried hair or failed test? Hmmn. Remember you still have that wig from
#78?

84. Baking Soda Home Remedy

If you search diligently enough, you will find baking soda recipes to use on
your hair in preparation for a drug test. Those who used them swear by their
effectivity. Check that the other ingredients are regular household items and
harmless enough for your use.

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Nail Drug Testing

85. Fingernail Cleanse
There are many products that claim to be able to rid traces of drugs from your
fingernails and/or toenails. They promise passing results and even offer 100%
Money Back Guarantee. Thats good to know. If you fail the test you can at
least get your money back.

86. Jam Fingers Into Grapefruit

It is claimed that the acids help break down the drug metabolite deposits in
your fingernails that if you do it enough times before your nail drug test, most
if not all traces of said metabolites will have been reduced to such minuscule
amounts that they wont show up in your test. It sounds like it makes sense
but without any actual scientific back-up, you cannot be sure it will help at all
other than giving you fabulous, fungus-free fingernails.

87. Clench Fists and Claim to Have Severe

Arthritis
Surely if you are in pain, the sample collector will not force your fingers open?
Perhaps they will feel sorry for you that they will offer a urine test instead?

88. Wear Clear Nail Polish

Try to remove the shine a bit to make it less obvious. They will ask you to clip
your nails yourself and to gently shave off the surface. The chemicals in the
polish will surely affect the results.

89. Spray Chemicals on Nails

They will ask you to wash your hands before clipping your nails in front of
them, so some of what you sprayed on will probably be rinsed off. If you get
away with not washing beforehand, they will most assuredly find what theyre
looking for but hopefully the results will be messed up enough to be
inconclusive.

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All Drug Testing

90. Dont Use Drugs
Well, if youre already on the verge of an anxiety attack over an upcoming drug
test, it is probably too late to even consider this now, so - move on to the next
and see how you fare.

91. Natural Detox

This will only work if you have time on your hands. Check out the average drug
detection times for different substances and see if you have enough time to
sufficiently flush out all traces of the drug from your system. Try natural ways
to detox your body. You might discover that you actually like taking care of
yourself. Make it a habit, and then you wouldnt have to worry about another
drug test ever again.

92. Pray For a Mistake

What are the chances the sample collector will bungle the procedure or that
the testing equipment will actually suffer a glitch? If you havent prayed much
lately, nows probably the time to do it, and do it hard. Prostrate yourself if
you have to!

93. Blame the Result on a Harmless Substance

Wont it be just sweet to be able to blame a positive result on something thats
totally plausible27 like having taken Midol because of terrible, terrible
menstrual cramps? Obviously if youre male you may have a more difficult time
pulling this off, but whichever gender you may be, you will be glad for this list
of substances that can cause false positives on a drug test.

94. Find a Genie

If praying doesnt work, turn your great grandmas attic upside down and look
for a magic lamp. That should give you 3 wishes, good for 3 drug tests at least.

95. Claim Religious Practices

The Free Exercise Clause in the First Amendment to the U.S. Constitution
guarantees the right to exercise ones religious beliefs and practices. 28 For
example, the use of cannabis as an entheogen in many religions goes as far
back as the 2nd millennium B.C.29 An entheogen is a chemical substance that
is used in a spiritual, shamanic or religious context.30

96. Yoga
While all the meditative breathing may clear your mind, it may not actually
help you pass the drug test, but all the sweating might! Bikram Yoga for
example has been touted as the best detox yoga31 the world has ever known
for it makes you sweat like a pig! Enough to rid your body of toxins.

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97. Scientology
The Purif or Purification Rundown is a (controversial) detoxification program
that purportedly rids your body of the long-term effects of drug use. This
program includes 1) jogging for an hour each day in a rubberized suit, 2)
chilling-out in a sauna for up to 5 hours each day for 5 weeks, 3) going on a
restricted diet and 4) plying your body with vitamins and other dietary
supplements.32 Of course #1 and #2 just might squeeze you dry until you turn
into a prune, but if you dont then you get the distinction of becoming the
poster boy/girl for the saying what doesnt kill you makes you pass a drug
test.

98. Fake ID
Send someone else to take the test for you, complete with all necessary IDs.
Of course you may become a victim of identity theft later on, but hey you
passed your drug test this time, right?

99. Youre Just a Victim

Claim that you havent eaten in a week and someone was kind enough to give
you a (bad) brownie and a (spiked) drink. You believed it was out of the
goodness of their heart. Go as far as to say you may have lost your faith on
humanity. If you can get a few tears to fall, all the better.

100. Create a Distraction

This is what B-movies are made of. Trip the fire alarm or pay a flash mob of
gorgeous body builders to pull a Magic Mike number. In all the (drooling)
confusion you just might end up passing the test. Whatever you do, NEVER
EVER drop a bomb joke. You may pass your drug test but get arrested in the
process.

101. Drop and Break the Test

If you really want to go there, no ones stopping you but you will surely end
up paying for another test to replace the one you broke, out of your own
pocket.

102. Magic Purification Spell

Invoke the power of this spell to nullify the effects of whatever substance you
have recently taken. Bring your own blood sample and mention to the lab
technician that it was extracted by Mystic Falls Phlebotomy Services, owned
and operated by the Salvatore brothers. Only works if you REALLY believe!

103. Youre Clean, PERIOD!

Muster the appropriate level of righteous indignation when claiming that youve
never done drugs so there is absolutely no need to test.

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104. Mind Control

Learn this art or is it a science? You can will your HR person to simply not
send you for the drug test or will the lab personnel into making you pass the
test. Just promise that once youve mastered this skill, you will only ever use
your abilities to pass your drug tests and never to rob a bank or get someone
to marry you. Scouts honor!

105. Have a Friend on the Inside

If you and the HR manager are as thick as thieves, then you probably have
got it made. No drug tests for you any time soon. While youre at it, get to
know someone who works in a drug testing lab and have all your tests done
there in the future.

106. Plan a Heist

Break into the lab to steal your sample Mission Impossible-style. It might be a
good idea to steal quite a few more, to make it less obvious who was behind
it! Cops are rather smart fellows, you know.

107. Wrong Sample

Submit a urine sample when you were explicitly told to send saliva or blood.
Of course they can simply use the appropriate test for the sample that you
sent, but then again they might not. You bought yourself some time, at least.

108. Get Your Twin to Take the Test

You might actually get away with it, especially if you have an identical twin.33
Now, on the off chance that you two get caught, depending on what the drug
test was for, you may be looking at a felony charge.

109. Follow Instructions (NOT)

At least not so strictly. For example, if you are supposed to keep the mouth
swab in one spot under the tongue, go right ahead and move it around inside
your mouth against your cheeks, on your tongue, on your gums, brush your
teeth with it if you like (just dont let the lab guy see you). Remember your
objective is to mess with the test enough so that you get a result thats
negative or at least inconclusive.

110. Second Hand Smoke

In the not so distant past, prolonged exposure to second-hand pot smoke has
been reported to trigger positive drug tests for THC. While claiming so doesnt
work anymore, youre welcome to try.

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111. Dodge the Test

Lance Armstrong did it for years without getting caught. Even the final case
against him that ended his illustrious career never had any definitive failed
drug tests.34 The U.S. Anti-Doping Agency (USADA) accused Armstrong of the
following doping practices: EPO, blood transfusions, testosterone injections,
HGH, corticosteroids and saline and plasma transfusions. He also had a team
of doctors that the USADA likewise accused of conspiring to help him cover it
all up.

112. Hack Into the Files

Get some wiz kid to hack into the labs results database to alter your test
results before they get sent out to you and reported to your employer. Pray
that your wiz kid doesnt get caught, though. Kids can easily be made to sing
like a canary.

113. Ionized Alkaline Water Detox

Ionized alkaline water is said to have smaller molecule clusters that they are
able to penetrate cells and tissues at a much faster rate. THC-COOH is also
more soluble in alkaline water than in ordinary tap water. All these make
flushing THC from the system much faster as well.

114. Test Yourself at Home

A home drug test will give you a better idea what detox measures to take and
if you have the time to take them. Who knows, maybe that brownie at that
party was just REALLY good and you have nothing to worry about. Except
tracking down said brownie baker and getting that recipe.

A lot of these ideas are admittedly silly if not utterly absurd, but people have been
known to try more bizarre stuff in their bid to pass a drug test. While we are trying
to be responsible citizens by offering ways to address this very real social problem
but surely we can have a little fun doing it?

Now that youve put yourself in their shoes, you know (quite possibly) every trick in
the book. Hopefully this knowledge will come in handy in your efforts to curb drug
test cheating in the workplace. If you have other ideas, suggestions, violent
reactions, or things employees have actually tried on you before, you are most
welcome to share them.

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