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1. Miracle
Music & Lyrics
Play extremely badly and inaccurately Tim Minchin

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My mum - my says I'm a mi - ra - cle! My dad - dy says I'm his spe - cial lit - tle guy!

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I am a prin - cess and I am a prince. Mum says I'm an an - gel
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sent down from the sky. My dad - dy says I'm his spe - cial lit - tle sol - dier, No - one is as hand - some,

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strong as me. It's true he in - dul - ges my ten - den - cy to bulge But I'm his lit - tle sol - dier,

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hup two four free! My mum - my says I'm a mi - ra- cle, One look at my face and it's plain to

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see. E-ver since the day doc chopped the um - bi - li - cal Cord it's been clear there's no peer for a

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mi - ra - cle like me. My dad - dy says I'm his spe - cial lit - tle sol - dier, No - one is as bold or
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I can be a sol - dier, and shoot you in the face!
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seems that there are mil - lions of these one in a mil - li - ons these days. b
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day doc chopped the um - bi - li - cal Cord it's been clear there's no peer for a mi-ra - cle like me.
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My mum - my says I'm a pre - cious bar - re - li - na; She has ne - ver seen a pret - ti - er bar - re - li - na.

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She says if I'm keen I have to cut down on the cream, But I'm a bar - re - li - na so

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GIVE ME MORE CAKE!
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Take a-no ther pic ture of our an gel in the cos tumethat I made.The role of
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"tree" has ne - ver been por - trayed with such con vin - cing sway. That's right ho-ney look at

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Have you seen this school re - port? He got a C on his re - port. We'll have to change his

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school, the teach - er's clear - ly fall - ing short. might she

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They ought to put her UP a form! Take a - no - ther
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be a lit - tle bright - er than the norm? Take a - no - ther
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My mum - my says I'm a mi - ra - cle, One look at my face and it's plain to

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mi - ra - cle, That I'm as ti - ny and as shi - ny as a mir - ror ball. You can be all cy - ni - cal, but

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mi - ra - cle mir - ror ball You can be all cy - ni - cal, but

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it's a truth em - pi - ri - cal: There's ne - ver been a mi - ra - cle, a mi - ra -- cle...
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it's a truth em - pi - ri - cal: There's ne - ver been a mi - ra - cle, a mi - ra - cle...

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"Look, is this going to take much longer, Doctor, Ive got a plane to catch at three.
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Im competing in the bi-annual international amateur "Youre getting on a plane, Mrs Wormwood?"
Salsa and Ballroom Dancing Championships in Paris".
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if Jennifer Littleton thinks she's walking off with the coveted Golden Shoe this year
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shes got another thing coming." "O-kay..."

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supple. And he has incredible upper body strength." "I... think we should have a talk." "So? What is it?
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Whats wrong with me?" "Mrs Wormwood, do you really have no idea?"
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147 "Am I... am I... Look, am I..." fat?" youre pregnant." "What!?!"

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"Youre eight months' pregnant!" "...antibiotics, or..." Oh my good lord! What about the Golden Shoe?"
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A child, the most precious gift that the natural world can bestow
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A brand new human being, a life, a person, a wonderful
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love and magic and

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happiness and wonder!"
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new person is about to come into your life to bring ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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L Nurse "Push, Mrs Wormwood!"
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Ev -'ry life I bring in - to this world Re - stores my faith in hu - man - kind. Each
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new -born life a can - vas yet un - paint - ed, This still un - bro-ken skin, This un - cor- rupt - ed

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com - mon thing in life is life, And yet ev -'ry sin- gle life, Ev -'ry new
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life! Ev - 'ry brand new

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life Is a mi- ra - cle, mi- ra - cle.

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"Where is he? Wheres my son?" "Mr Wormwood, are you... are you smoking a cigarette?"

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"What? Oh, of course! Im sorry doctor, what am I thinking? This calls for a proper smoke..." "Who won?"
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Was it Jennifer Littleton? Maybe I could get a late flight? "Mrs Wormwood, please stay where you are!
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dance the Tarantella." "Oh my word, hes an ugly little thing." "This is one of the most beautiful children
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"This child doesnt have a...
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Mr Wormwood, this child is a girl. A girl, a beautiful, beautiful little girl. Just tell me;
did Jennifer Littleton win or not?
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Of course Jennifer Littleton won!
I don't suppose we could exchange it for a boy, could we?" "This is the worst day of my life."

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un - der - car - riage does - n't feel quite nor - mal, My skin looks just re - volt - ing in this

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Why do bad things al - ways hap - pen to good peo - ple? Fineup - stand - ing ci - ti - zens like

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life Is a mi - ra - cle, mi - ra - cle, mi - ra - cle,

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