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STUDENT: ..
CHARACTERS
~ PARIS [scene 2, 4]
~ TYBALT [scene 4, 7]
*The stage should recall the very famous and familiar scene of the balcony (with Juliet leaning out
of it and Romeo on ground floor). This, however, is just an introduction or fake balcony scene,
conceived to create a familiar atmosphere (the real one will come later, at scene 5)*
JULIET: Oh Romeo, Romeo! Be some other name! What's Montague? It is nor hand,
nor foot, nor arm, or face...!
ROMEO: Oh Juliet, I take thee at thy word! Call me but love, and I'll be new
baptized...!
PROTESTING KIDS: "What?!..." "What??" "Whaaat?!" "Is this English??" "What are they
saying??" "I don't understand!" "HEY, STOP! What are you saying??" "WHAT
LANGUAGE IS THAT??" "We don't understand!" "This is not English!" "We
are in year 2015!!!" "PLEASE SPEAK MODERN ENGLISH!!!" "MO-DERN EN-
GLISH! MO-DERN EN-GLISH! MODERN EN-GLISH!!"
SHAKESPEARE: Good afternoon, Sirs & Madams...! Calm down!... Let me introduce myself. I
am the author of this play. My name is William Shakespeare. And these are
my best friends: pen and ink. Maybe you have heard my name before...!
SHAKESPEARE: Yes... I am quite famous. ah-ah! I think this is the...14000th time that this
play is represented.
SHAKESPEARE: Oh, thank you, ink! ...Well, my 21th century friends, I have a present for you:
After all, this is year 2009, and... I like this school, so...this time,
exceptionally, and only for you my friends, my play will be in 21st CENTURY
ENGLISH!!! So, my fellows & damsels... enjoy the show!!!
PROTESTING KIDS: "Ok!!" "HEY! gimme five, Shakespeare!" "Gimme five!!!" "Gimme five!!!"
PRINCE OF VERONA: STOP!!! Stop fighting!! It's the Prince and Princess of Verona
speaking!
PRINCE OF VERONA: Listen: This situation is impossible! Montagues and Capulets: you are
rivals and you fight all the time. But the city is tired!
PRINCESS OF VERONA: Yes! You have a fight everyday. Life is impossible for the people of
Verona!!!
PRINCE: These street fights are dangerous. You have to stop them now! From
now on, ANYONE who fights in the streets will be EXILED from the
city!!!
PRINCESS: This is our will, of the Prince and Princess of Verona. If you fight, you
will be exiled forever!
SCENE 2
*Juliet is in her room. The sisters knock on the door*
SISTER 1: Hey, let's see what we've got! (they get on the floor and pull the
masks out of the bag)
JULIET: Yes?
MOTHER: Yes, but why are you so noisy, girls??? Remember: you are ladies!
You have to behave like those! So stand up! And sit down properly!
(they stand up from the ground and sit down properly on the
bed/chairs) Juliet! I am talking especially about you! You are the
oldest and you are going to get married!! Remember that your
wedding with Paris is next week!!
FATHER: Hey, Juliet! C'mon, stand up! You have a visit!! Your future husband
has come to see you!! Say hello to Paris, Juliet! (Paris enters the
room)
*the girls bow to say goodbye. Mother, father and Paris leave the room and the 4 sisters get
SCENE 3
FRIEND 1 (MERCUTIO): ...Yes!! I'm the best!! I'm the best!!... YEAH!!!!! VICTORY!!!!!
FRIEND 2: No way!!!
FRIEND 2: Hey, Romeo! Have you heard about the party tonight?
MERCUTIO: That's right, Romeo... we are not invited... but! It's a masquerade
party and everybody will have masks...
MERCUTIO: ...SOOOO...
ROMEO: mmm!
FRIEND 2: Don't you get it??
ROMEO: Mmmm... OK, guys! I'm coming! ...Let's go and find masks!!
FRIEND 2: Yes!!!!
SCENE 4
(On stage, the party at the Capulets mansion is going on. A table with a fake slice of cake should be
at the centre. Some non-speaking characters may be drinking or eating or talking)
(Romeo and Juliet get to the last slice of cake at the same time)
ROMEO: Thank you! I'll cut it! (he takes a knife and tries to cut it) Well... it's...
impossible! it's like...PLASTIC!!
JULIET: (takes the piece of cake and hits the table with that) ...Yeah!! it's a bit
old maybe!
JULIET: I'll tell you later!! (they both take a glass & quickly move away from
the table & get out of stage)
PARIS: (in the centre of the stage, facing the audience) Ahh...Women!
TYBALT: HEY!
TYBALT: I know. The Montagues are not invited but they are here anyway.
Guys: we need a REVENGE!! (Juliet is on the balcony and Romeo
downstairs, at stage level)
SCENE 5
ROMEO: Juliet!!! (he throws a small rock to the balcony) ...Julieeet!!! (he
throws a bigger one) Oh! this is perfect (he takes the piece of cake &
throws it) ...JULIEEEEEEET!!!
JULIET: Oh Romeo!
SCENE 6
FRIAR LAURENCE: My faithful friends! We are here for a very special occasion. The
celebration of a secret wedding! Romeo, my friend, and Juliet, today
you are showing that names are not important! Your love is bigger
than the rivalry between your families!! Romeo Montague: would
you marry Juliet Capulet?
FRIAR LAURENCE: And you, Juliet Capulet, would you marry Romeo Montague?
FRIAR LAURENCE: Romeo and Juliet, you are now husband and wife!! .....Well.......OK...
Let's drink!!! (the Friar pulls out a bottle of wine & glasses from
behind the altar!)
SCENE 7
*in the streets of Verona, Romeo and his friends are hanging out*
ROMEO'S FRIEND 3: You don't even want to play with the playstation!!
ROMEO'S FRIENDS 1, 2, 3: WHAT?? Who is she?? (Tybalt and his friends enter the stage)
TYBALT: HEY!!! (the 4 Montagues turn towards the other group) ROMEO
MONTAGUE!! I saw you at the party! And you were NOT invited!!
They fight: - Mercutio gets wounded by Tybalt and lays on the ground. - Romeo gets angry and
wounds Tybalt, who lays on the ground as well.
DR CASA: Oh. Yes. But he needs some ice first! (puts ice on the wounded's
forehead)
DR CASA: Fever!
DR 2: Bronchitis! (etc.)
PRINCE OF VERONA: Romeo Montague!!! You had a fight!! Another violent fight in my
city! YOU ARE EXILED!!!
PRINCESS OF VERONA: You have to leave Verona right now!!! and never come back!!!
SCENE 8
(Juliet & her sisters are in Juliet's room, very worried and waiting for Friar Laurence to come. Then
he knocks on the door)
FRIAR: Hello, girls! What's the matter?? You said it's an emergency!
JULIET: Oh, friar... This is such a bad situation... My cousin Tybalt is at the
hospital... Mercutio is at the hospital... Romeo is exiled... And
tomorrow, I have to mary Paris!!! What can I do??
FRIAR: Hmmmm... let me think... Well, it's easy, Juliet! Pretend you're ill!!
SISTER 1: Yes, we can make it! First: let's put the thermometer on the heating!
SCENE 9
MOTHER: Oh my God!
JULIET'S FATHER: Oh, poor Juliet! Yeah, the marriage can't be today... We have to call a
doctor! and tell it to Paris!
Juliet's parents go out quickly. The sisters give each other a "five":
SISTERS 1, 2, 3: "YES!!!"
SCENE 10
JULIET: Yes...sorry! I took some sleeping pills to skip my wedding with Paris!
...But...You can't stay here in Verona! You are exiled!
ROMEO: Yes. it's true. I can't stay in Verona. Would you escape with me,
Juliet??
SCENE 11