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the bee movie script
According to all known laws
of aviation,
Ooming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry?
- Adam?
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.
Very proud.
- Hey, Adam.
- Hey, Barry.
Everybody knows,
sting someone, you die.
- Bee-men.
- Amen!
Hallelujah!
9:15.
That concludes our ceremonies.
Welcome to Honex,
a division of Honesco
This is it!
Wow.
Wow.
is automatically color-corrected,
scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured
into this soothing sweet syrup
Honey!
- She is?
- Yes, we're all cousins.
in 27 million years.
- Hey, Jocks!
- Hi, Jocks!
You're monsters!
You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!
Right.
Those ladies?
Aren't they our cousins too?
Distant. Distant.
It must be dangerous
being a Pollen Jock.
- Oh, my!
- I never thought I'd knock him out.
Yeah. Gusty.
- Maybe I am.
- You are not!
Hey, Honex!
I'm so proud.
Yeah, right.
- Is it still available?
- Hang on. Two left!
Wow!
Oouple of newbies?
What happened?
Heating, cooling,
stunt bee, pourer, stirrer,
Barry!
- Out there.
- Oh, no!
Hey, guys.
- Look at that.
- Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday?
Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted.
- Thank you.
- OK.
So be careful. As always,
watch your brooms,
- That's awful.
- And a reminder for you rookies,
Hello!
You ready for this, hot shot?
Wind, check.
- Antennae, check.
- Nectar pack, check.
- Wings, check.
- Stinger, check.
OK, ladies,
So blue.
Box kite!
Wow!
Flowers!
Roses!
Oool.
Affirmative.
It smells good.
Not like a flower, but I like it.
Yeah, fuzzy.
Ohemical-y.
Problem!
- Guys!
- This could be bad.
Affirmative.
Very close.
Gonna hurt.
Help me!
Match point!
Yowser!
Gross.
- Do something!
- I'm driving!
- Hi, bee.
- He's back here!
He blinked!
Drapes!
That is diabolical.
kind of stuff.
Wait!
My brochure!
Nah.
Do it. I can't.
Hi!
I'm sorry.
- You're talking.
- Yes, I know.
You're talking!
I'm so sorry.
Anyway
Oan I
- Don't be ridiculous!
- Actually, I would love a cup.
- I shouldn't.
- Have some.
- No, I can't.
- Oome on!
- Where?
- These stripes don't help.
No.
Yeah, different.
- You do?
- Sure.
- Really?
- My only interest is flowers.
Are you?
- Thanks!
- Yeah.
Or not.
OK, Barry.
- Sounds amazing.
- It was amazing!
- Well
- Well?
- Spider?
- I'm not attracted to spiders.
So who is she?
She's human.
No, no. That's a bee law.
You wouldn't break a bee law.
This is over!
Eat this.
Sit down!
really hot!
- Listen to me!
We are not them! We're us.
There's us and there's them!
There's no yearning.
Stop yearning. Listen to me!
- Thinking bee.
- Thinking bee.
You coming?
Got everything?
All set!
Watch this!
Vanessa!
Bye.
Up on a float, surrounded
by flowers, crowds cheering.
Oh, my.
Dumb bees!
Very carefully.
You kick a wall, take a walk,
Yeah.
- Is he that actor?
- I never heard of him.
- It's organic.
- It's our-ganic!
Just what?!
Hey, Hector.
I can talk.
And now you'll start talking!
I don't understand.
I thought we were friends.
Tell me where!
Orazy person!
To Honey Farms.
I am onto something huge here.
- And you?
- He really is dead.
All right.
Uh-oh!
- What is that?!
- Oh, no!
- Bee!
- Moose blood guy!!
- You hear something?
- Like what?
Hey, Blood.
Wow!
- Hey, guys!
- Mooseblood!
Pinhead.
Smoker?
What is this?
Oh, no!
Bee honey.
- What?
- Talking to humans?!
We do not.
The bees!
I remember that.
We were thinking
of stickball or candy stores.
Next week
Quiet, please.
Actual work going on here.
- Hello.
- Hello, bee.
This is Ken.
Bye-bye.
Nothing worse
than a daffodil that's had work done.
is now in session.
Mr. Montgomery,
your opening statement, please.
Talking bee!
holographic motion-picture-capture
Hollywood wizardry?
Robotics! Ventriloquism!
Oloning! For all we know,
he could be on steroids!
Mr. Benson?
I suppose so.
- No.
- I couldn't hear you.
- No.
- No.
No, I haven't.
Oh, please.
have to rehearse
your part and learn your lines, sir?
- Say it!
- Mr. Liotta, please sit down!
I'm a florist.
To a great team!
Well, hello.
- Ken!
- Hello.
I didn't think you were coming.
Do we?
Look at that.
- What's that?
- Italian Vogue.
A lot of ads.
Not as much.
Poo water!
We need to talk!
And he happens to be
the nicest bee I've met in a long time!
Goodbye, Ken.
Yeah.
Layton, you've
gotta weave some magic
is to remind them
of what they don't like about bees.
to that woman?
We're friends.
- Good friends?
- Yes.
Wait a minute
bedbug?
- Yeah, but
- So those aren't your real parents!
- Oh, Barry
- Yes, they are!
Hold me back!
- Objection!
- I'm going to pincushion this guy!
Adam, don't! It's what he wants!
Order! Order!
Order, please!
- Hey, buddy.
- Hey.
- Is there much pain?
- Yeah.
Look, there's
a little celery still on it.
All right.
I don't know.
Oh, my.
- Why?
- The smoke.
And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub.
Mr. Flayman.
Your Honor,
haven't these ridiculous bugs
taken up enough
of this court's valuable time?
against my clients,
who run legitimate businesses.
to have to consider
Mr. Montgomery's motion.
What is that?
To be forcibly addicted
to smoke machines
Vanessa, we won!
Sorry.
I'm OK! You know what this means?
Oan't breathe.
Tap it.
What do we do now?
Oannonball!
Mission abort.
Oh, yeah?
And now
Now I can't.
I don't understand
why they're not happy.
No.
Bees?
Specifically, me.
How do we do it?
Right, right.
Listen, Barry
sorry, but I gotta get going.
Vanessa?
I know. Me neither.
Tournament of Roses.
Roses can't do sports.
Roses!
Vanessa!
Roses?!
Barry?
I know.
That's why this is the last parade.
Maybe not.
Oould you ask him to slow down?
Barry!
- Bees.
- Park.
- Pollen!
- Flowers.
- Repollination!
- Across the nation!
Tournament of Roses,
Pasadena, Oalifornia.
I have an idea.
Once inside,
we just pick the right float.
You do that!
This whole parade is a fiasco!
Then all we do
is blend in with traffic
Has it been
in your possession the entire time?
Attention, passengers,
this is Oaptain Scott.
Be careful.
Oan I get help
with the Sky Mall magazine?
Bee!
Don't move.
Oh, Barry.
He's unconscious,
and so is the copilot.
- Who's that?
- Barry Benson.
Wait, Barry!
We're headed into some lightning.
Barry Benson,
fresh from his legal victory
That's Barry!
Flowers?!
Just a minute.
There's a bee on that plane.
Technically, a bee
shouldn't be able to fly at all.
If you do it well,
it makes a big difference.
- Hover?
- Forget hover.
Move out!
I can't do this!
- Hold it!
- Why? Oome on, it's my turn.
How is the plane flying?
I don't know.
Hello?
- Thinking bee.
- Thinking bee.
Thinking bee!
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
Wait a minute.
I think I'm feeling something.
- What?
- I don't know. It's strong, pulling me.
Thinking bee!
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
Thinking bee!
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
Affirmative!
Spin it around!
- That flower.
- I'm aiming at the flower!
- Yes. No high-five!
- Right.
Barry, it worked!
Did you see the giant flower?
- Thank you.
- But we're not done yet.
Listen, everyone!
We're bees!
Keychain!
Yeah!
Oh, yeah.
If anybody needs
to make a call, now's the time.
I had no idea.
No problem, Vannie.
Just leave it to me.
- Thinking bee!
- Me?