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Josh Sorenson
In the essay “The Dog Ate My Disk, and Other Tales of Woe” the author accounts
various excuses given by students to their teachers in hopes of receiving special treatment for
late assignments. The excuses are sorted into five categories, exploiting their predictive nature
and revealing that teachers are not as naive as students would like them to be. Carolyn Foster
Segal, assistant professor of English at Cedar Crest College, is amused by her students
imagination when it comes to fictional apologies. Professor Segal’s essay targets students and
teachers alike. Teachers empathize with the author, because they have dealt with obvious
chicanery from students. The students are selected as well, informing them of how ridiculous
excuses are viewed from an experienced educator. The article appeals to the emotions of the
selected audience through efficient structure, personal stories, and an appeal to ethos to show
how far students will go to avoid penalties for late/ and or missed assignments.
Professor Segal structures her essay around five broad categories; “the family, the best
friend, the evils of dorm life, the evils of technology, and the totally bizarre.” The categories act
as subheadings for the article. The categories mark a new section for the article, with personal
experiences in the section that support the title. Easily spotted due to their bolded font, these
subheadings provide a clear topic for the following sentences in a clear and organized way.
Subheadings that demonize college dorm life and technology among other things, capture the
Segal uses various stories to show the feeble excuses given due to procrastination and
laziness.. While the majority of these stories are indeed false, there are exceptions that prove
true. Segal tells a story that demonstrates this rare exception, saying, “A friend of mine in
graduate school had a student who claimed that his roommate attacked him with a hammer. That
in fact, was a true story; it came out in court when the bad roommate was tried for killing his
grandfather.” The author uses an example of a wild story that proves to be true. This appeals to
students who have legitimate reasons for being unable to complete the assignment that seem to
crazy to be true. This story also relates to teachers because a lot of them have become
desensitized to excuses from students, often taking every excuse as a lie to compensate for
laziness.
Later in the essay, Segal tells a story with a lighthearted tone.“The pennsylvania Chain
Saw Episode.” She tells the story of one of her student’s explanations for missing class. “She
walked outside to see her neighbor, who was cutting some wood. She called out to him, and he
waved back to her with the saw. Wouldn’t you know it, the safety catch wasn’t on or was
broken, and the blade flew right out of the saw and across his lawn and over her fence and across
her yard and severed a tendon in her right hand.” The story, rightfully belonging to “The Totally
Bizarre” category, paints a picture in the reader’s mind. This example supports the author’s
earlier claim in the essay that students make excuses with a “show of energy and creativity.”
Professor Segal admits she doesn’t know for sure that the story is false, relating to teachers who
don’t have a way to prove their suspicions with students. Later in the story, the student comes
class with a bandage on her left hand, opposite what she had previously said.
educator. It is evident from the beginning that she has had experience in education. Although the
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knowledge of her career in education is limited, Segal casually mentions serving as an adjunct at
a private university and the ability to organize excuses into categories can be traced to her years
of experience. Segal’s credibility is strengthened as she tells the stories from a teacher’s point of
view. She explains the impossible situations she faces with the excuses of students. Continuing
to write about the common excuse involving death, Segal says, “What heartless teacher would
dare to question a student’s grief or veracity? What heartless student would lie, wishing death on
a revered family member, just to avoid a deadline?” She presents a difficult situation, allowing
the audience to sympathize with Professor Segal, acknowledging the stressful, perhaps awkward
situation.
From the beginning of the essay, the humorous tone is evident. Segal’s humorous tone
gives each story a lighthearted feel that lets the audience know that she doesn’t take these
excuses seriously. While serving as an adjunct at a private university, Segal recalls one of her
student’s excuses and offers input as well. She writes, “My best friend’s mother killed herself.”
One has to admire the cleverness here: A mysterious woman in the prime of her life has
allegedly committed suicide, and no professor can prove otherwise! And I admit I was moved,
until finally I had to point out to my students that it was amazing how the simple act of my
assigning a topic for a paper seemed to drive large numbers of otherwise happy and healthy
middle aged women to their deaths.” Despite the serious topic of death, Segal’s sarcasm helps
the reader to feel comfortable and embarrassed for the student instead of feeling pity for the
student’s “loss.” Professor Segal also uses an ironic tone, exposing the suspicious patterns in the
excuses.
response. Segal uses a humor with a sarcastic tone to gently joke and mock , explaining the
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beloved “Family Emergency” excuse, she says, “There was an emergency at home, and I had to
help my family.” It’s a lovely sentiment, one that conjures up images of Louisa May Alcott’s
little women rushing off with baskets of food and copies of Pilgrim’s Progress” Segal uses an
example from a classic novel to provide imagery of a perfect student, dedicated to their family.
But then uses sarcasm to pose the question “I do not understand why anyone would turn to my
most irresponsible students in times of trouble.” Students may have made similar, if not the
same, excuses to their own teachers. Segal exposes the irony, making the excuse truly ridiculous.
Teachers will be thankful that these excuses, are being exposed to show students that it is better
to accept the penalty, rather than lie and make themselves look foolish.
Segal relates heavily to students when discussing, “The Evils of Dorm Life.” When
explaining the role of the best friend as the catalyst for their missing assignments, Segal writes,
“My best friend was up all night and I had to (a) stay up with her in the dorm, (b) drive her to the
hospital, or (c) drive to her college because (1) her boyfriend broke up with her (2) she was
throwing up blood [no one catches a cold anymore: everyone throws up blood], or (3) her
with college life. Students will be shocked, seeing that Professor Segal seems to know their
every move. Perhaps the students will listen to the teacher’s adamant disregard for excuses and
Works Cited
Segan, Carolyn Foster. “The Dog Ate My Disk, and Other Tales of Woe.” Chronicle of Higher
Education. Vol. 46, no. 49. 11 Aug. 2000, p. A64. EBSCOhost. Web. 2 Nov. 2017.