BITCH PERFECT

ACT 1

Classroom setup. Nagkakagulo ang mga studyante. May kanya kanyang grupo, yun ay ang nerds, loners
at sleepy girls na magugulo at maiingay. Biglang papasok ang mga mean girls na kakanta ng S&M by
Rihanna.

Mean Girls: Manilyn, Jainne, Marisol

Na na na na na c’mon (4x)
C’mon c’mon na na na na na
‘Cause I may be bad but I’m perfectly good at it
Sex in the air I don’t care I love the smell of it
Stick and stones may break my bones
But chains and whips excite me

Sasagot ang mga nerds ng kantang Roar by Katy Perry. Titingin ng masama ang mga mean girls—
mambabato.

Nerds: Judimar, Antonette, Arianne

I used to bite my tongue and hold my breath
Scared to rock the boat and make a mess
So I sit quietly, agree politely
I guess that I forgot I had a choice
I let you push me past the breaking point
I stood for nothing, so I fell for everything

You held me down but I got up (hey!)

Already brushing off the dust
You hear the voice, you hear the sound
And you’re gonna hear me roar

Matatamaan ang mga sleepy ng mga papel na binabato at kakanta ng Lazy Song by Bruno Mars.

Sleepy Girls: Faith, Jm, Gladys, Vanissa

Today I don’t feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don’t feel like picking up my phone
So leave the message at the tone
‘Cause today I swear I’m not doing anything
Nothing at all
Kakanta din ang mga loner ng The Show.
Loner: Ivy, Aviezl, Nessa
I'm just a little bit caught in the middle
Life is a maze and love is a riddle
I don't know where to go
Can't do it alone I've tried
And I don't know why
(Dribble ng bola)
Entrance ng mga sporty at kakanta ng Can’t Stop the Feeling by Justin Timberlake.

Sporty: Eunice, Princess, Irish, Rebecca

I got this feeling inside my bones
It goes electric, wavy when I turn it on

*Sasabay ng pabulong ang buong students*

All through my city, all through my home
We’re flying up, no ceiling, when we’re in our zone

*Lahat with dance steps*

I got that sunshine in my pocket
Got that good soul in my feet
I feel that hot blood in my body
When it drops (ooh)
I can’t take my eyes up off it
Moving so phenomenally
Room on lock the way we rock it
So don’t stop

And under the lights when everything goes

Nowhere to hide when I’m getting you close
When we move well you already know
So just imagine, just imagine, just imagine

(Magriring ang bell)

(Heel footstep sound)
Papasok ang mga prof at maaabutang nagkakagulo ang mga studyante.

Anna (as professor): What’s going on?

Walang sasagot at magbubulung-bulungan lang ang mga studyante.

Francis (co-teacher): And I said hey, yeah yeah, e-ey… Hey yeah yeah… I said hey! What’s going on? *in
a tune of What’s Going On*

*Sasabay ang mga estudyante sa pangalawang hey yeah yeah.*

Magbubulungan pagkatapos kumanta ni Francis.

Anna: You’ll stop?! Or I’ll beat you one by one?!

Tatahimik ang mga studyante.
Francis: Okay, so we have an announcement from our principal. Please listen.
Mylene: [clears her throat] Good morning everyone. I am here to inform you all that our school Angels
of Heaven Academy…

Magrereact ang mga studyante. May mapapasighap, may magbu-boo.

 Jainne: Wait, what? Why?
Jm: Are you kidding us?

Anna: Quiet! Let her finish.

Mylene: *ipagpapatuloy ang sasabihin*

(Mylene and Anna) Someone’s always saying goodbye

I believe it hurts when we cry
Don’t we know partings never so easy
And with all the aching inside
I believe some hearts won’t survive
Trying hard to pretend that we’re gonna be fine
(Magriring ang bell)
Francis: That’s all class. Dismiss.

(Tutugtog ang instrumental ng Sad Song by We the Kings)

Maiiwang tulala ang mga studyante.

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ACT 2

Sa labas ng classroom ang set up. May mga kanya kanyang ginagawa ulit ang bawat grupo:
Sporty – nagpapasahan ng bola at magddribble
Mean girls – nagmemake-up
Loners – nakikinig ng music
Nerds – nagbabasa at nagsusulat
Sleepy – kumakain

May lilipad na mga flyers galing sa itaas.

Pupulutin nila ang flyers.
Mapapaisip yung iba sa nabasa sa flyers.
Loners – ika-crumpled lang ang papel at itatapon.
Si Eunice at Marisol na binabasa ang flyers ay magkakabanggaan, magkakatinginan.
Marisol: (babasahin ng malakas ang nakasulat sa flyer) *ngingiti habang tumatango*

Eunice: Are you thinking what I’m thinking?

Marisol: This is the sign! *happy/excited*

Kakanta ng I Saw the Sign.

All:
I saw the sign
And it open up my eyes I saw the sign…

Judimar: But… do you think we can do this?

Lahat sabay-sabay na titingin sa loners na nasa gitna.
 Freeze lahat habang nagpe-play yung video tungkol sa pagkapahiya ng loners dati (flashback) *ipe-play
sa projector ang video*
Unfreeze pagkatapos ng video.

Manilyn: I don’t think we can.

Sabay tingin ng masama sa loners.
Mean girls: Tsk. Tsk. Tsk.

Yuyuko ang mga loners.

Antonette: No, don’t say that.

*Arianne kakanta ng Scars to your Beautiful*

Nerds:
(Arianne) She just wants to be beautiful
She goes unnoticed, she knows no limits
She craves attention, she praises an image
She prays to be sculpted by the sculptor
Sporty & Sleepy:
Oh, she don't see the light that's shining
Deeper than the eyes can find it
Maybe we have made her blind
So she tries to cover up her pain
And cut her woes away
'Cause covergirls don't cry
After their face is made, but

All:
There's a hope that's waiting for you in the dark
You should know you're beautiful just the way you are
And you don't have to change a thing
The world could change its heart
No scars to your beautiful
We're stars and we're beautiful

Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh

And you don't have to change a thing

The world could change its heart
No scars to your beautiful
We're stars and we're beautiful

Tingin ulit lahat sa mga loner.

Nessa: We’ll try. Give us some time. *yuyuko/malungkot*

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ACT 3
 Rehearsal day. Andun ang lahat ng grupo except sa Loner.

Faith: So what now? How are we going to start?

Princess: Wait, but the loners/seniors are not here!
Manilyn: Why?! Do we even need them?! *rolls eyes*
Jainne: We can still do it without them… duh! *flips hair*
Arianne: Of course we need them.
Marisol: Shut up, you nerd! *glares*
Mag-iinterrupt ang mga sporty.
Irish: Hey… hey… hey… What’s the commotion all about?
Becca: Easy guys…
Gladys: Can we just start practicing? *sleepy* *rubs eyes*

-Cricket Sound-

Marisol: Me! *raise one hand* I’m going to lead this one.
Becca: You? Tss… just hold your make-up. *smirks*
[All laughs]
Judimar: Okay, wait. Can we just be serious about this? Who’s going to lead?
Mean girls: Us…
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ACT 4

Nagpapractice ang lahat, ang nagli-lead ay ang mean girls. Di nila masundan ang steps kaya ang iba ay
napapakamot na lang sa ulo at ang iba ay nagrereklamo.

Marisol: C’mon guys! *raise her voice* Move your hips like this. *moving her hips*
Princess: But your moves are just… *hesitant*
Vanissa: It’s just tiring! Can we just… eat?
Arianne: We really need them… you know… those loners.
Jainne: Shut up! They already humiliated our school and you still want them to perform with us?

Dadating ang mga loners.

Eunice: Look who’s here…

Titingin ang lahat sa kanila.
Loners: Hello, is it us you’re looking for? *in a tune of Hello by Lionel Richie*
Nerds: You came! *smiling*
Mean girls: Why are you here?!
Kakanta ang loners.
Loners:
[Avie] Let’s start again, from our dreams, from our hopes,
from our plans from yesterday
[3 Loners] Let’s love and make this promise never end
Until today, you and me, on our way... to forevermore
[Repeat: Everyone]

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ACT 5

Lahat kakanta ng Breaking Free.

We're soarin', flyin'

There's not a star in heaven
That we can't reach
If we're trying
So we're breaking free

You know the world can see us

In a way that's different than who we are
Creating space between us
'Till we're separate hearts
But your faith, it gives me strength
Strength to believe
We're breakin' free!

[Chorus]
We're soarin'
Flyin'
There's not a star in heaven
That we can't reach
If we're trying
Yeah, we're breaking free
Oh, we're breakin' free
Ohhh

Can you feel it building

Like a wave the ocean just can't control
Connected by a feeling
Ohhh, in our very souls (very souls, ohh)

Rising 'till it lifts us up

So everyone can see
We're breakin' free!
[Repeat Chorus]

Runnin'
Climbin'
To get to that place to
Be all that we can be
Now's the time
So we're breaking free
We're breaking free
Ohhh, yeah

More than hope

More than faith
 This is true
This is fate
And together
We see it comin'

More than you

More than me
Not a want,
But a need
Both of us
Breakin' free!

[Repeat Chorus]
Breaking free
Were runnin'
Ohhh, climbin'

To get to the place

To be all that we can be
Now's the time (now's the time)
So we're breaking free
Ohhh, we're breaking free
Ohhhh

You know the world can see us

In a way that's different than who we are

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ACT 5

PERFORMANCE! MASH UP.

ACT 6

Emcee:

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ACT 7

Emcee: And the winner is… THE BITCHES!

Kakanta ng We’re All in this Together.

[All]
Together, together, together everyone
Together, together, come on, let's have some fun
Together, we're there for each other every time
Together, together come on, let's do this right
 I
Here and now, it's time for celebration
I finally figured out (yeah yeah)
That all our dreams have no limitations
That's what it's all about (come on now)

II
Everyone is special in their own way
We make each other strong (each other strong)
We're not the same
We're different in a good way
Together's where we belong

[Chorus 1]
We're all in this together
Once we know, that we are
We're all stars
And we see that
We're all in this together
And it shows, when we stand
Hand in hand
Make our dreams come true

(Everybody now)
Together, together, together everyone
Together, together, come on, let's have some fun
Together, we're there for each other every time
Together, together, come on, let's do this right

III
We're all here (yeah)
And speaking out in one voice
We're going to rock the house (rock the house)
The party's on now (oh), everybody make some noise
Come on, scream and shout

IV
We've arrived because we stuck together
Champions one and all

[Chorus 2]
We're all in this together (together)
Once we know, that we are (that we are)
We're all stars
And we see that
We're all in this together (oh)
And it shows, when we stand
Hand in hand
 Make our dreams come
We're all in this together (together)
When we reach, we can fly
Know inside
We can make it
We're all in this together (everyone)
Once we see, there's a chance
That we have
And we take it

Wildcats, sing along

Yeah, you really got it going on
Wildcats in the house
Everybody say it now
Wildcats, everywhere
Wave your hands up in the air
That's the way we do it
Let's get to it
Time to show the world

[Repeat Chorus 2]
Wildcats, everywhere
Wave your hands up in the air
That's the way we do it
Let's get to it
Come on, everyone