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Features SB Picks
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UT Football with Casting Director
Megan Sleeper
48 The Ultimate Tailgate
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10 Campus Voices
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60 Hot Topic
The Lineup Words of Wisdom for Freshmen
62 Extras
12 Music
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64 Fun Stuff
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14 Sports
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69 One Last Thing
6 Stages of a College Apartment
16 Events
A Week by Week
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September Saturdays
& Texas Tailgating
September Saturdays aren’t just typical
Saturdays. Normally I roll out of bed at
noon seeking Gatorade and breakfast
tacos to soak up the remaining tequila
threatening to make me vomit and
alleviate the headache making me
seriously question the moral fiber
that used to make up my soul. But in founder GAL SHWEIKI
publishers STEVE VINER
September, before I have the chance DANIEL STONE
to ask what the hell I am doing with vice president of sales DAVID REIMHERR
my life, I pull on my boots, fill a flask editor JENNY BAKER
with whiskey and shotgun a beer. It’s tailgate time. assistant editor BILL BOWMAN
writers CAMERON HARLEY
CHAD HAPPENS
Our assistant editor, Bill Bowman, and editorial contributor, photo editor SAMANTHA WHITE
Cameron Harley, have put their boy brains and testosterone fashion editor ALBANY LUENSMANN
together to create a comprehensive football guide for the
art director KAT DEVERS
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contribution to the analysis, as my football experience revolves
senior account executive LINDSEY CAVITT
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Hook ‘Em! Though I’m useless at foretelling football, I am a publisher’s representative ELLIS MEDIA COMPANY
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SEPTEMBER MUSIC LINEUP
SUNDAY MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY SATURDAY
01 02 03 04
Free Energy Foreigner The Derailers
@ Emo’s @ Whitewater @ Broken Spoke
Amphitheatre
Blue October
@ Whitewater
Amphitheatre
05 06 07 08 09 10 11
Redd Volkaert El Ten Eleven @ Bleeding Through Exodus Autolux Stay Gold @ The
@ North By The Mohawk @ Emo’s @ Emo’s @ Waterloo Parish
Northwest Records
Curtis Grimes
@ Bevo Blvd
14 15 16 17 18
The Black Angels Honeybrowne Jimmy LaFave Guy Forsyth @ The Tallest Man
@ Hill’s Cafe @ Shady Grove The Continental On Earth @
@ Waterloo Club
Antone’s
Records
19 21 22 23 24 25
Bullet For My Pixies @ Austin Micky & The Dave Barnes The Whigs Ludo
Valentine @ Music Hall Motorcars @ Stubb’s Bar @ Emo’s @ Emo’s
Stubb’s Bar @ Hill’s Cafe
26 27 28 29 30
Warren Hood @ Ratatat @ 30 Seconds To Guided By
Riverbend Church Stubb’s Bar Mars @ La Zona Voices
Rosa @ East Side
Drive Inn
Pavement @
Stubb’s Bar
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EXODUS
SEPTEMBER 8 @ EMO’S
Ever wonder where today’s rockstars started their
musical careers? Look no further. Originally started
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none other than Kirk Hammet, current lead guitarist
of Metallica. That alone should be reason to check out
this band, but if you’re still not convinced, just listen to
the 30 years worth of pure thrash metal this band has
created to become one of the most recognized names
in underground metal music. Departing in 1998 and
reincarnated in 2001, the band began releasing more
albums and touring like never before. Do not miss your
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UT Women’s Soccer
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05 06 07 08 10 11
UT Women’s Round Rock St Edward’s UT Football vs.
Soccer vs. UC Express Baseball Women’s Wyoming// Austin
Riverside// Austin vs. Albuquerque Volleyball vs. NW
Isotopes// Missouri// Austin
Round Rock
12 13 14 15 16 17 18
Got Guts 5K// St Edward’s St Edward’s
Austin Women’s Women Soccer
Volleyball vs. UT vs. West Texas
Permian Basin// A&M// Austin
Austin UT Football
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Dilloman Condordia Concordia St Edward’s Men’s UT Football
Triathlon// Austin Women’s Women’s Soccer vs. St. vs. UCLA//
Volleyball vs. Volleyball vs. Mary’s// Austin Austin
Texas Lutheran// Howard Payne//
UT Women’s Austin St Edward’s Austin
Soccer vs. BYU// Women Volleyball
Austin vs. Incarnate Ward
Austin
26 27 28 29 30
Austin Marathon Concordia UT Women’s
Relay Women’s Volleyball vs.
Volleyball vs. Iowa State//
Schreiner// Austin
Austin
UT VS. TECH
SEPTEMBER 18TH
We have made it through the desert
of late summer sports oblivion and
arrived in football season. The Eyes
of Texas are once again set on the
gridiron. This season, Garrett Gilbert
will be at the helm of the Texas team.
After two cream puff games against
Rice and Wyoming, Texas will return
to Lubbock to avenge the loss two
seasons ago that likely cost them a
shot at the BCS Championship game.
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SEPTEMBER EVENT LINEUP
A WEEK BY WEEK GLANCE
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If you have the juevos, the Austin The Texas film series will Looking for a way to help keep Aus- Gameday Rivals Search for the
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B lues can be many things.
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so that people who are fans of all
different types of music could un-
derstand that we want to be about
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thing out of it, we just want them
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or Fats Domino, to the modern us a dynamic blues sound. Think playing music before anything else. thing to have and to enjoy it.
guitar wielding music of Ste- of us as more along the lines of We truly do want to create awe-
vie Ray and Jack White. Nate, Soundgarden blues. Blues can be some sounding music and take What’s next for the
Buffalo, and Ed Miles have only defined as a lot of things, just ask people for the ride with us. Disciples of Sound?
been jamming out the Austin Rage Against the Machine. We’re currently working with Pi-
How do you write your music? rate Studios to produce our first
scene for about a year now and Why should Study Breaks A lot of our best stuff comes from
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readers listen to your music? just jamming and having fun. But ing. Until that comes out, we will
deserved attention. Their music is We are one of the few bands when we made our EP, we went
unlike any blues you have heard keep playing shows around Aus-
that aren’t trying to be anything. in with an excess of music, and
before, which is all the better rea- tin so keep an eye out for us, or
It just is what it is. Other bands the hardest part was deciding
son to check them out. There isn’t check us out on MySpace.
could try and cover our songs, but what was the best. It’s a good
too much religion about them, they truly wouldn’t sound any- sign you know? It means that the
but they shared their gospel of thing like us. We aren’t concerned creative juices are flowing. Pirate
progressive blues with Study with too many peoples’ reactions, Studios was extremely helpful as
Breaks. but they are usually positive after well. Many studios try to make
people understand our sound. It you into something. They are tru-
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scene in Austin? our creativity.
We play blues the way we feel What’s with the name?
about it, and we feel like it’s the Why the Disciples? What is your message?
greatest music on the planet. We figure that many people and Some of it is political, some of
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Defense:The Texas defense looks great this year.
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CRITICAL MATCHUP that is second to none.
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HANGOVER
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FOOD FIX
THE BEST FOOD WHEN
around in bed at about 1 p.m. after a
night of foolishly downing a Jager bomb
after every other Dos Equis. Your head
feels about a hundred times heavier,
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ALCOHOL KICKS YOUR ASS Hangovers are no strangers to us, but
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on the perfect pre-hangover and
hangover foods to alleviate the pain.
PRE-HANGOVER HANGOVER:
Jack In The Box PHO
Tacos and Curly Fries A staple Vietnamese dish but even
The perfect combination of processed meat and more necessary once the head starts
seasoned fries satisfies any craving after hitting pounding and the stomach is growling.
up downtown. In the broth, brisket, beef meatballs, and
tendon is mixed with rice noodles and
Pancakes and garnished with cilantro, lime, mint, and
hash browns other vegetables. If you’ve never tried
Whether at your local Denny’s, IHOP, or 24 hour pho, I dare you to. You’ll thank me later.
diner, pancakes and hash browns have the
carbohydrate fix you’re looking for. Chinese food
If you can’t find yourself to get out of
Ramen the house because the sunlight would
Every college student’s savior – a multi-purpose only make matters worse, hopefully
food for breakfast, lunch, dinner, AND pre- you’ll have some leftover Chinese food
hangover. Buy the spicy kind (Shin Ramen is my from the night before. You can enjoy
favorite) for that extra kick in the mouth. this quick fix meal as you curl up in bed
throbbing in misery.
Taco Cabana
Fajita Cabana Bowl Greasy burrito
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meat amongst guacamole, sour cream, and need something to really fill up
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One of the best food stands to hit after a night grease and fat is clearly bad for you,
out on 6th – but don’t loiter around the bars too the unfortunate predicament you’re in
long after closing time because the line gets calls for an intake of meaty, seasoned,
long if you don’t go straight there at 2 a.m.! I fatty fajita beef.
recommend the beef/lamb kebab, mildly spicy,
with extra tzatziki sauce. McDonald’s
For the unadventurous and lazy,
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This is an Austin classic and no true experience for overwhelming calories and high
on 6th is ever complete without getting mustard sodium intake necessary to help
all over your drunken face from the monstrosity any hangover. Chicken nuggets, one
of your bratwurst meat, bun, and toppings. McDouble, large order of fries, and a
Coke does the trick for me.
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WITH HOST mustache
In Soviet Russia, Vodka drinks You, but in Texas, Soviet Russians
SKI
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one representing Texas, one the US, two Mother Russia and let and make
these thirsty Commies decide. happy.
IVAN DRAGO
VLADIMIR RIMIDALV
NASTIA “PUKIN”
LU KIN THE JUDGES VASYA PUPKI
Aside from downing vodka with your Aside from downing vodka with your Aside from downing vodka with your Aside from downing vodka with your
comrades, what are your hobbies? comrades, what are your hobbies? comrades, what are your hobbies? comrades, what are your hobbies?
I like to make a castle sands, Boxing and eating babies Sip from warm vodka Watch John Wayne movie and
candle smellings, and pretty trough, love football smoking cig during sun times,
What was it like growing up in Russia? from America, not kick ball During dark times, travel to
lady figures.
Shitty, it’s cold and poor. on ground goal game. karaoke sing drink bar with
What was it like growing up in Russia? comrades.
Mother treated me with When did you take your What was it like growing up in Russia?
belt times and starter jackets first drink of vodka? Growing up in Russia is What was it like growing up in Russia?
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mills while came home with their breastmilk. ladies, completely satisfy- womans. Womans was strong, tall,
new lady and vodka smells. ing and embarrassing at the and crazy hairy. We spy on them
What is your favorite thing
same time. like American Porky’s movie.
When did you take your about communism?
first drink of vodka? Babies are cheap and expendable When did you take your When did you take your
I takes first vodka drinks first drink of vodka? first drink of vodka?
when I make first puberty I did not participate in vodka In Russia, when baby wires cut
beards. Father poured swallows until three years. from mommy, you are poured
shots, while he make me vodka in mouth.
prove new hairs to sisters. What is your favorite thing
about communism? What is your favorite thing about communism?
What is your favorite thing Communism = Everyone drinks and some work.
about communism? Most no work, but we all make
Opportunities
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Ivan: 2.5
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right?”
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SPOT THE DIFFERENCE! Can you spot the 5 differences between the two photos? Aries
If you think your engineering
classes will get better this
semester, you’re a fool.
Taurus
There’s nothing Mother
Effin Bingo can’t cure.
Gemini
Flash someone, just not your folks!
Cancer
Frat foam parties are a great
place to pick up roofies and
a staff infection.
Leo
Quit telling people you plan on
going to law school unless you’re
willing to substitute some
discipline for drinking.
Virgo
Eat, pray, DRINK.
Libra
The quality of your school work
will be questionable at best this
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Scorpio
Life drawing is actually only open
to fine arts majors, pervert.
1. Red Bull can in street is missing 2. Dog was added 3. Giant Red Bull can added 3. Red Bull tent on middle right is missing 4. Orange hat is now green Sagittarius
Surprise, surprise, your life is
still plain and lame.
THAT’S A FACT JACK
COLORFUL FACTS Capricorn
Normally your forecast looks
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• The color blue has a calming effect. you’ll get lucky.
It causes the brain to release calming hormones.
• When you blush, the lining of your stomach also turns red. Aquarius
• Your tongue is germ free only if it is pink. Click your heels three times and
If it is white there is a thin film of bacteria on it. say, “There’s no place like home.”
• In the US flag, white stands for purity and innocence. Red
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The walls are freshly painted white and the floor is clean. You are amazed that
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STAGE 4 – UPGRADE
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