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Louise Nealon
“Seriously?”
“Yeah.”
I bend over and reach under the bed to fish for two cans
of Heineken that have been rolling around there for God
knows how long. He spanks my backside and I wince,
embarrassed.
We push open our tins and slug down the warm suds
that bulwark us from thoughts of the morning. He
examines my collection of postcards and quotes I have
scrawled on scraps of paper and blu-tacked to my
bedroom wall. This makes me feel more exposed than if I
whipped the duvet off the bed and gave him a lap dance,
but I’m glad he notices them.
“No.”
When an email with the subject title, “You Won the Seán
Ó Faoláin Prize,” lands in my inbox, I think it’s spam.
My life isn’t particularly adventurous so I enjoy hearing
from FBI agents, or lotteries that I didn’t enter but
apparently won. This spam has no spelling mistakes. It
is concise, well-written correspondence that asks me to
phone a number to confirm I have received the news. The
first thing I say to Patrick Cotter – the director of the
Munster Literature Centre and the voice at the end of
the phone – is: “It can’t be me. I haven’t even been
published before.”