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FREDERIK POHL
OCTOBER, 1965 • Vd. 24, No. 1 Editor
ened the
L
ness.
ooking into the future of
science fiction is tricky busi-
Any prediction is a risk. A
lives of
for nearly a decade.
lots of
4
Secrets
entrusted
to a
few
5
ert Sheckley, Fritz Leiber, Alfred past; the only difference is that
Bester, Damon
Knight, the late now it is changing more rapidly
C. M. Kornbluth and
others — than ever before. It will be
including most of those in this changing tomorrow, too; but it
issue will be changing faster still.
Well, this is an attempt to look It is technology that is chang-
ahead, not a history of science ing us so rapidly, of course. As
fiction. But oversimplified and man remakes his environment he
sketchy though what we have changes the Darwinian criteria
just said may be, it illustrates a of what, exactly, is “fittest”. Cala-
principle.Science fiction ad- mity criers have made much of
vances in a series of quantum the black side of this picture: we
jumps. are breeding a race of cripples,
It may seem to you from the they say, pointing to what mod-
above timetable that we are ern medicine has done to take the
about due for another jump. sting out of incurable genetic
It seems so to us, too; and as flaws. (One of the traits the hu-
a matter of fact, we think we’re man race seems to have had for
in it rig.it now. a good many generations is this
same habit of preserving its “un-
’I XTith negligible exceptions fit”. How many remember that
' ’
(Wells, Stapledon and the first Neanderthal skeleton
who?), nearly every science-fic- gave a very erroneous picture of
tion writer up to a very few the species because it chanced to
years ago made one hidden — be that of a middle-aged man
and indefensible —
assumption. with an advanced case of arthrit-
They assumed that science is? He could not have survived
changed; that the world chang- by himself; he had to have been
ed that everything you could
; preserved, fed and cared for.
imagine changed, except one The interesting thing about
thing. They assumed that the technological change is that its
human race did not change at rate of growth gives every sign
all. of being exponential. The oldest
And of course the human race computer, if it were human,
does. It has been changing from would just barely be able to vote;
the day the first australopithe- but in rather less than a human
cine picked up an antelope femur generation the computers have
and broke it over a dire-wolf’s firmly and irrevocably changed.
6
cal Observatory the other day, on Masters (and in the new
we talked to a man named Owen manuscript,, just in, called Tho
Gingerich who, last Christmas, Last Castle, which we will be
duplicated the work of Johann bringing you before long.
Kepler in determining the laws of They may in fact differ from
planetary orbits. It took Kepler us in ways that we
can’t as yet
three or four years to work out guess; but whatimportant is
is
the laws a few centuries ago. to realize that they will differ
Last Christmas, using the same from us. As John Pierce says,
observed data and the same there is only one future in a tan-
mathematical procedures, Ging- gible sense; that is, when it gets
erich repeated the process in here there will only be the one
eight days. Eight days of his own single set of events that will take
human time, that is. Those eight place. But our discussions of the
days were spent merely in setting future can take the form of end-
up the problem so that a com- less alternative worlds. We don’t
puter could solve it; and the know which will be the “true”
actual operating time of the com- future —
so we might as well im-
puter was twelve point four sec- agine as many as we can.
onds. Well, that’s what we’re bend-
ing every effort to bring you in
'"T^o those who have been read- Galaxy’s future.
ing stories by, for example. Be specific? All right. As you
Jack Vance and Cordwainer can see, Robert Sheckley’s back
Smith in Galaxy lately, this news with us —
and to stay, it seems,
is no news. For that is what they because he’s working on a batch
and others have been writing of new ones for us right now.
about: Not you and we trans- Cordwainer Smith is off in
planted into the world of the the South Pacific on an an-
future, but the people of the thropological expedition but
world of the future operating on before he left he finished Under
their own terms. Perhaps they Old Earth which strikes us as one
will think faster and more surely of his best stories ever. Keith
than we (by a factor of three Laumer will be coming up again;
years divided by twelve point four so will Isaac Asimov: so will
seconds, for example). Perhaps Robert Silverberg; so will . . .
they will have traveled so far Well, that’s looking far enough
from us that even computers are ahead. The rest of the forecast-
no longer relevant to their lives, ing we’ll leave to the writers!
as Vance described in The Drag — THE EDITOR
7
Forresterbad made his mind up. He
was going to adjust to this mad new
world even if it killed him —again!
8
PUSSYFOOT by FREDERIK POHL
SERIAL
Illustrated by WOOD
PART ONE
9
I And he cried and he cried and
he cried —
/^ver everyone in the room, or (SPLASH)
perhaps it was a park, the With his rages and his cholers
lighting cast shapes and symbols he’s a puzzle to the scholars.
of color. The girl in the filmy And he’s got a quarter of a
gown had at one moment glitter- million dollars!
ing pink eyes, and at the next an Forrester!
aura of silvery hair. The man (SPLASH, SPLASH)
next to Forrester had golden skin
and a mask of shadow. Wisps of Forrescer ducked without
odor drifted past him, rosebuds thinking, then relaxed. He al-
following sage. There were lowed them to drench him with
snatches of a crystalline, far-off the warm, scented water. “En-
music. joy, enjoy!” he cried, grinning at
"I’m rich!” he yelled. “And the bare bodies. Bronze and
alive!” ivory, lean or soft, every body
Noone seemed to mind. For- was beautiful. He knew that
rester plucked one of the color- none of them would think the
less grapes Kara had recom- worse of him if he touched the
mended to him, rose, patted the two snaps at throat and waist
girl in the filmy dress and and .stepped out of his clothes
walked unsteadily down to the to join them. But he also knew
pool where the revelers splashed that his body would not compare
and swam in a naked tangle. well with the Adonises, would
In spite of the long post-revival not impress the full-breasted
indoctrinatior that had given him Venuses, and so he stayed on
so many new things and removed the rim. “Drink and be merry,
so much trash that For- was old, we died,” he called
for yesterday
rester had not lost the habit of and squirted them at random
prurience. with his joymaker. He didn’t
“It’s Forrester the rich man!” mind that he was not as beauti-
one of them shouted. Forrester ful as they. At least, not at this
smiled and waved. A girl cried, moment. He was happy. Nothing
“Sing him a song! A song!” And was troubling him. Not worry,
they all splashed and sang: not weariness, not fear. Not even
his conscience; for, although he
Oh, he died and died and was wasting time, he had a right
died — to waste time.
(SPLASH) Hara had said so. “Relax.” ad-
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vised Hara. “Get acclimated. Go Is he damning? Is he doom-
slow. You’ve been dead a long ing?
time.” Forrester was well content For that matter, is he hu-
to follow his advice. In the morn- man?
ing he would take things serious- Forrester!
ly. In the morning he would go
out into this world and make a But he was too far away for
place for himself. With unas- them to splash him now, and he
suming pride he thought that he had seen someone he wanted to
would do this not because he talk to.
really needed to, for he had that It was a girl. She had just
quarter of a million dollars all come in and was still rather
right, but because it was proper sober. She was alone. And she
that he should work and earn was quite as tall as Forrester
joy. He would be a good citizen. himself.
Experimentally he shouted Hara would introduce him if
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champagne all right. At Hara’s did not know when the paity
request he roared the verses of ended. He had a dreamlike
The Bastard King of England memory of the girl leading aim
amid much applause, and would across an empty way bet\\'een
not let anyone sober him though tall,dark structures like monu-
he knew he was beginning again ments, while he shouted and sang
to reel and stammer. “You de- to the echoes. He remembered
cadent sods,” he bellowed am- kissing the girl, and some vag-
iably, “you know so much! But rant aphrodisiac wisp from her
you don’t know how to get joymaker that filled him with a
drunk.” confused emotion of mingled de-
They were dancing, a linlisd sire and fear. But he did not re-
circle of all tv/enty-odd of them member returning to bis room
with foot-stamping and sudden or going to sleep.
changes of direction, a little like And when he woke In the
a Morris dance, a little like a morning he was buoyant, rested,
Paul Jones, to music like pizzi- vigorous and alone.
cato cello and the piping of
flutes. The girl cried, “Oh, II
Charles! Charles Forrester! You
almost make an Arcadian of '"T^he bed in which Forrester
me!” He nodded and grinned and woke was oval, springy and
clung to her on his right, and to gently warm. It woke him by
a huge creature in orange tights purring faintly at him, soothing-
on his left, a man who, some- ly and cheerfully. Then as he
one said, had just returned from began to stir the purring stopped,
Mars and was stumbling and and the surface beneath his body
straining in Earth’s gravity. But gently began to knead his
he was laughing. Everyone was muscles. Lights came on. There
laughing. A lot of them seemed was a distant sound of lively
to be laughing at Forrester, per- music, like a Gypsy trio. For-
haps at his clumsy attempts to rester stretched, yawned, ex-
follow the step. plored his teeth with his tongue
That was almost the last he and sat up.
remembered. There was some “Good morning, Man Forres-
shouting about what to do with ter,” said the bed. “It is eight-
him, a proposal to sober him up, fifty hours and you have an ap-
a veto, a long giggling debate pointment at nine seventy-five.
while he nodded happily like a Would you like me to tell you
whiskered head on a spring. He your calls?”
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told Dorothy about that week- Tan Forrester,” said the
end in 1962need trouble him no bed, “I must insist. I
longer. If the truth now came have both an urgent- class mes-
out, no one would care; and it sage and a personal-visit not-
wa.s all but impossible that the ice.” And the mattress curled un-
truth should ever come out. der him, humped itself and de-
He had, in short, a blank posited him on the floor of the
check on life. room.
More than that, he had a pret- Staggering, Forrester growled,
ty underwritten
substantially “What’s urpnt?”
guarantee of continuing life it- “A hunting license has been
self. He wasn’t sick. He wasn’t taken out on you, Man Forres-
even threatened; even the lump ter. The licensee is Heinzlichen
on his leg, which he had once or Jura de Syrtis Major, male, dip-
twice gazed on with some worry ara-Zen, Utopian, eighty-six
in the days before 'nis death, elapsed, six feet four inches im-
could not be malignant or threat- port-export. He is extraterres-
ening, for if it were the doctors trial-human. No reason declared.
at the dormer would have fixed Bonds and guaranties have been
it. He need not even worry about posted. Would you like your
being run over by a car if — coffee now?”
—
there were cars since at worst While the bed was speaking it
that might mean only another had been rolling itself into a wall.
few centuries in the Oath of It disappeared into a sphincter
liquid helium, and then back to that closed and left no trace. It
life —
better than ever! was disconcerting, but Forrester
He had, in fact, everytliing he remembered Hara’s instructions,
had ever wished for. searched for and found his joy-
The only things he didn’t have maker, and said to it; “I would
were those he had not wished like my breakfast now. Ham and
for because he already had them eggs. Toast and orange juice.
. .e.g., family. Friends. Status.
. Coffee, and a pack of cigar-
In this life of the year 2527 ettes.”
A.D., Charles Forrester was en- “They will be delivered in five
tirely free. But he was not so minutes, Man Forrester,” said
joyous as to be blinded to the the joymaker. “May I give you
fact that this coin of his treasure the rest of your messages?”
had two sides. Another way of “Wait a minute. I thought it
looking at it was that he was was the bed that was giving me
entirely superfluous.
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” ” ”
Send him in. And get a move on know your politics, Charley —
with my breakfast, will you?” “I used to be a Democrat,
mostly.”
tt'V/'ou’ll do!” cried Taiko “ —
Well, you can forget that.
Hironibi. “The greatest! It doesn’t matter. I’m registered
What a cranial index! You look, Arcadian myself, of cour^, but
cripes, I don’t know what to a lot of guys are Trimmers,
call it, you look like a brain. But —
maybe ” he winked —
“maybe
a swinger.” even something a little worse,
Charles Forrester, gravely and you know? We’re all in this
cheerfully, indicated a seat with together. everybody. If
Affects
his hand. “Sit down. I don’t you your kids with ma-
raise
know what you want but I’m chines you’re bound to have ma-
willing to talk about it.” He was chine-lovers growing up, right?
pretty sure that the joymaker Now—”
had given him some kind of a “Hey!” said Forrester, losking
tranquilizer, but he didn’t mind. at his wall. At a point as near as
“Sit down, Taiko,” he said. he could remember just about
“You’re the damnedest looking where the bed had disappeared,
Japanese I ever saw.” a sphincter was opening again.
“Really?” The man looked It disgorged a table set for two.
18 GALAXY
idea it would be like that. Well, guments from this joymaker.
thanks. You better be going “Man P’orrester,” it said,sound-
now, Hironibi. I’ll think over ing almost aggrieved, “it is bet-
what you said and maybe we ter to take a taxi! Do not walk.
can get together some time. But The guaranties do not apply to
don’t you call me. Let me call provocation and contributory
you.” And he bowed Taiko to neghgence.”
the door and watched it close “Shut up for a minute, will
behind him, face straight until you?” Forrester managed to get
the Japanese was gone. the door open and looked out.
Then Forrester bent over and The city of 2527 A.D. was very
howled with laughter. “Come lafge, very fast-moving and very
man!” he shouted. “Think I’m noisy. Forrester was standing in
an easy mark!” a sort of driveway, a clump of
“I do not understand, Man ethereal, thirty-foot-high ferns
Forrester,” said the joymaker. in front of him partially making
“Are you addressing me?” a twelve-lane highway packed to
“Not in this life,” Forrester its margins with high-speed
told the machine, still chuck- traffic in both directions. Occas-
ling. He might look like a coun- ionally a vehicle would cut in
try cousin, but there was one to the entrance to his building,
sharper who had got no farther pause before him for a moment
than first base. and then move on. Taxis? For-
He wondered who this Adne rester wondered. If so, he was
Bensen was, who had fingered giving them no encouragem^t.
him for the swindler and sent “Man Forrester,” said the joy-
him an electronic kiss. If she maker, “I have summoned
kissed in person like she kissed death-reversal equipment but it
through sensory stimulation of will not arrive for several min-
the tactile net she might be utes. I must warn you the costs
worth knowing. And no problem, may be challenged under the
either. If Taiko was the worst bonding regulations.”
this century could turn up, For- “Oh, shut up.” It seemed to
rester thought with pleasure and be a warm day, and Forrester
joy, his quarter of a million dol- was perhaps still slightly befud-
lars was safe! dled; the temptation to walk was
irresistible. All questions could be
'T'wenty minutes later he found deferred. Should be deferred, he
his way to the street level told himself. Obviously his first
of the building, not without ar- task was to get himself oriented.
20 GALAXY
T Te turned around. Four men angle and the sidewalk struck
-* -*
were standing there, looking him on the forehead. He rolled,
at him with pleasant, open ex- clutching at his testicles, and
pressions. One of them was very found himself looking upward.
tall and very heavy. In fact, he The man from Mars said con-
was gross. He leaned on a cane, versationally, “Don’t hurry.
studying Forrester, his expres- Plenty of time for everybody.”
sion alert and interested. He lifted his cane and limped
Forrester realized that he was forward. It was quite an effort
the one who had spoken and, for him in Earth’s gravity, after
in the same moment, realized Mars, Forrester saw. The cane
that he knew him. “Oh, sure,” he came down on his shoulder and
said. “The Martian in orange upper arm, was lifted and came
tights.” down again, regularly, slowly
“Very good,” said the Mar- and strongly. It must have been
tian, nodding. He was not in or- weighted. It felt like a baseball
ange tightr now; he wore a loose bat.
white tunic and slate-gray shorts. The pain in Forrester’s gut was
He wasn’t really a Martian, like death. His arm was numb.
Forrester remembered; at least, All in all, though, he realized
his ancestors had come from quite —
clearly unable to move,
Earth. watching as they passed the cane
One of the other men took from hand to hand and the white
Forrester’shand and shook it. aircraft hovered overhead, the
“You’re the one with a quarter woman’s face peering patiently
of a million dollars,” he said. dovm —
all in all, it was hurting
“Look me up when this is all rather less than he might have
over. I’d like to know what a expected. Perhaps it was Hara’s
fellow like you thinks of our hungover medicine. Perhaps it
world.” was just shock.
He brought his knee up and He tried to speak, but his
kicked Forrester in the groin. lungs were not working.
Hard. He saw that someone was run-
Forrester felt the world ex- ning toward them, someone with
plode, starting inside him. He a black face under a green beret,
saw that the man was stepping but he could not keep his eyes
back, looking at him with inter- open.
est and pleasure; but it was hard He could not quite lose con-
to watch him because the city sciousness either, though he
was moving. It tilted up at an wanted to very much. Perhaps
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thought of her, her probable sex able hope, the largest industry
life and this world of hers, in of the late twentieth century had
which arbitrary and unpleasant been built.
things were done to well to do The reasonable hope was that
men like himself. He couldn’t. All the progress of medicine in past
that came out was, “Arr, a-r-r-r.” years would be matched by simi-
He was not unconscious, but he lar progress in the future so —
was very weak. that no matter what a person
The girl said, “You weep me, might die of, at some future time
greenie. You are a greenhorn, a way would be found to cure it,
aren’t you? I can always tell. to repair it, or at least to make
You people wake up in the dor- it irrelevant to continuing life
mer and you tliink you’re God’s and activity. (Including a meth-
own sweat. Mother! Sure you’re od of repairing the damage due
alive. Sure you’ve had the biggest to freezing to that temperature.)
break you can imagine. But do The fact was that freezing
you think we care?” stopped time.
All this time the aircraft was And the industry was Immor-
slipping and turning, coming in tality, Inc.
for a landing. The girl, who one In the city of Shoggo in which
would have thought to be the Forrester had awakened, a city
pilot, paid no attention. She was which was nearly nine hundred
very cross. She said, “Now, I years old and enormous, a thou-
know my job, and my job is to sand acres of park along a lake-
keep you alive, or keep you front had humped themselves
safely dead till they can take into a hill. All around was flat.
care of you. I don’t have to talk The hill itself was an artifact.
to you.” It was, as a matter of fact, the
Forrester said, “A-r-r-r.” freezing center for that part of
“I don’t even like you,” she the world.
said with vexation, “and you’ve A hundred and fifty million
made me miss my favorite pro- cubic yards of earth had been
gram. Oh, go to sleep.” eaten out of the ground to make
And she raised the joymaker a cold-storage locker for people.
again, just as Forrester felt the When the locker was built, most
aircraft touch ground, and he did. of the dirt was heaped back on
top of it for insulation.
maker had shorted out ninety per Get up and let’s see if you can
cent of his volitional muscle con- walk to Hara’s office.”
trol. (As in fact it had) He saw Forrester swung his legs out
the bright featureless ceiling ov- of the sort of low-walled crib he
erhead and heard the moan and was in and found he could walk
click of the thousand frightening as well as ever. Even his bruises
instruments that brought people didn’t hurt, or not much, al-
back to life, and fugued into a though already he could detect
terrifying certainty that they what seemed to be the beginning
were going to freeze him again. return of pain.
He lay there, groaning inarticu- The red-faced man said,
lately, while things were done to “You’re fine. Stay out of here for
him. a while, will you? don’t for-And
But they were not freezing get to see Hara, because you’re
him. in some kind of trouble.” He
They were just patching him turned away as Forrester started
up. The blood was washed away. to ask questions. “How would
The bruises were scrubbed with I know what kind? Just go see
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Here he had wakened out of a time with any of them there was
frozen sleep that lasted half something about this shared ex-
a milennium. There he had gone perience that had made him
every day for a week for bath- know them quickly.
ing in some sort of light, warm But when they were discharg-
oil had vibrated and tingled,
that ed they all went in separate direc-
and made him feel drowsy but tions, apparently for policy rea-
stronger each day. It was on the sons. Forrester regretted they had
level below this that he had done lost touch.
his exercises, and in the building Then he laughed out loud. A
across the bed of poinsettias (ex- blue-jacketed woman, walking
cept that these poinsettias were toward him along the haU and
bright gold) that he had slept. talking into an instrument on
He wondered what had be- her wrist, looked up at him with
come of the rest of what he curiosity and faint contempt.
thought of as his graduating class. “Sorry,” he said to her, still
The thawed Lazaruses were pro- chuckling, as the green beacon
cessed in batches — fifty at a of light turned a corner and he
clip, at least in his group— and followed He didn’t doubt he
although he had not spent much looked peculiar. He felt peculiar.
26 GALAXY
gen batch —we’re just holding Forrester searc’ned his mem-
him until we get parts. There’s ory. “Oh, that. Maybe I left it
be a legal paper of some kind. lie slip with the same angular
At least, it was backed with a printing on it, but which Forres-
sheet of blue material that
stiff ter recognized as a check.
gave it the look of a subpoena. He fingered it lovingly and
Forrester remembered that the puzzled out the amount.
doctor who had patched him up It was made out to him, and
had spoken of trouble. This look- it was for $231,057.56.
ed like being the trouble, al- Forrester attempted to fold it
though the words were either un- — it sprang back like spring
familiar in context or totally steel — and put it away flat in
meaningless his pocket. It felt good there.
He was faintly puzzled by the
You, Charles Dalgleish For- fact that it was some twenty
rester, uncommitted, undeclared,
thousand dollars less than he had
elapsed thirty-seven years, un-
expected. But in terms of per-
employed-pending, take greeting
centage the amount didn’t seem
and are directed. Requirement;
very significant, and he was
To be present at Congruency
Hearing, hours 1075, days 15, cheerfully reconciled to the opin-
months 9 — ion that this society, like all so-
cieties, would do doubt have
It had the authentic feel of some sort of taxes. Twenty grand
legalese, he saw with dismay. was, after all, an amount he
Much of the face of the single could well afford as a sort of
sheet of paper the blue material initiation fee.
enclosed was covered with a sort Feeling much more he secure,
of angular, almost readable let- emerged into the sunlight and
tering —
something like the ma- looked about him.
chine script they used to put on It was late afternoon. The sun
checks, Forrester thought, and was to his right. Slate-blue water
realized that that was no doubt stretched to his left. He was
what it was. looking southward over the great
But it had a date on it, and as pinnacled mass of the city.
that date appeared to be a week Aircraft moved above it.
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He did, walking behind her — Managing Your Money
across a quartz-pebbled court • — Laws, Customs, Folkways
and into the hall that w/as the
tea room, admiring the swing of It was edge-indexed with help-
her hips and wondering just what ful headings: Making Friends;
it was that she did to her hair Living on a Budget; How to Get
to make it stand out like a sculp- the Most Out of Your Toymaker;
tured puffball and rob it of opaci- Job Opportunities; Where to Get
ty- Needed Training it went on
. .
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” ”
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”
She looked startled, then faint- ders like a cloud, but it lay back
ly reproving. “My name is Adne against the chair quite incon-
Bensen, dear Charles. Call me spicuously, Forrester noticed —
Adne.” and revealed a deep-cut, tight-
“But last night Hara called fitting, flesh-colored vest or jer-
you —oh!” he said, remember- kin of some sort that was start-
ing. “Then you’re the girl who ling at first.
has been sending me the mes- At second look it was still
sages.” startling.
She nodded! She said, “Dear Charles. Don’t
“Very nice messages they you ask your joymaker tilings!’”
were,” he said. “Would you like “I would except I don’t know
some tea?” what to ask.”
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*‘Oh, anything! What do you “Where are you going?” For-
want? Have you filed a profile?” rester asked, rising with her.
“I don’t think so.” “To the shelter, of course!
“Oh, do! Then it will tell you Hurry it up, Charles, will you?
what programs are on, what par- I hate it when I’m out in a public
ties you will be welcomed at, place in one of these things.”
who you would wish to know. “-NINETY-ONE. NINETY.
It’s terrible go on impulse,
to EIGHTY-NINE—”
Charles,” she said earnestly. “Let He said, swallowing hard; “Air
the joymaker help you.” raid? A war?”
He discovered that his own tea She had his hand, tugging him
cup had been replenished, and along toward an exit at the rear
sipped it. “I don’t understand,” of the tea room, where the other
he said. “You mean I should let patrons were already beginning
the joymaker decide what I’m to stream out. “Not exactly,
going to do for fun?” Charles dear. Don’t you know
“Of course. There’s so much. anything?”
How could you know what you “Then what?”
would like?” “Aliens. Monsters. That’s all.
38 GALAX'V
who knew how these people out clothes, small packets which
cooked their dinners? She rustled might have been cosmetics, some
over to him, lifted his hand, things like appliances.
kissed his fingers and sat down “Oh, no, Charles dear. It’s my
beside him, pulling her joy- job.” She was preoccupied with
maker from the place by the arm a billowy green thing, strok-
soft,
of the chair where she had left ing it against her cheek thought-
it: “Excuse me, Charles dear,” fully. With a twist of her arms
she said, and, to the joymaker; she threw it around her shoulders
“Receiving messages.” and it became a sort of Eliza-
Forrester could not hear what bethan ruff. “Like it, dear?”
the joymaker said to her because “Sure. I mean, I guess I do.”
she was holding it close to her “It’s soft. Feel.” She drew it
ear and had evidently somehow over his face. It felt like fur,
turn^'d the volume down ^which — though its points thrust out again
he resolved to learn how to do. immediately they left his skin,
But he heard what she said to it, looking starched and throny. “Or
though it was largely incompre- this,” she said, taking it off and
hensible: “Cancel. Hold Three. replacing it with what looked
Comissary four, two as pro- liked oiled silk in the box it came
grammed, two A-varied.” And, in, but on her shoulders dis-
“That takes care of that,” she appeared entirely, except that it
said to him. “Would you like a gave luster and color to her skin.
drink?” “Or—”
“All right.” She lifted glasses “They’re all beautiful,” he said.
out of the well of the —Forrester “What do you mean, it’s your
would have called it a cocktail job?”
table, and perhaps it was. He
noticed her eyes were on a stack t tT’m a reacter,” she said proud-
of parcels on a low table across A ly. “Weighted nearly 50 mil-
the room. “Excuse me,” she said, lion, with two-nines reliability.”
pouring a minty liquid for him “Which means?”
and one for herself. “I just have “Oh, you know. If I like things,
to look at these things.” She took chances are ninety-nine out of a
a small sip of her drink and hundred that the others will too.”
crossed to the packages. “Fifty million of them?”
Forrester decided he liked his She nodded, flushed and
drink, which was not sweet and pleased.
made “Been shop-
his nose tingle. “And this is how you make a
ping?” he asked. Adne was taking living?”
40 GALAXY
years after the freezing began.” would let her marry again
“First on the book,” he agreed. hope she did ... I mean ” He— . .
“It was because of the fire com- broke off, wondering what he did
mean.
pany, I guess. I know they had
“Anyway,” he said “Kara had
the new death - reversal truck
some records. She lived nearly
standing by for several months,
fifty more years, died in her
waiting for a victim. I didn’t think
eighties of the third massive
I’d be the one to christen it. .
why are you that color?” T here were two of them, a boy
and a girl, about seven and
“Nothing, Nothing at all!” five. Forrester guessed. They ac-
She said apologetically, “I’m cepted him without question. . . .
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” ”
But then you had the second signing the necessary documents
drink: And then the third. Faces to open an account, and only at
grew brighter. You began to feel the end revealed himself by say-
more at ease. The whole bunch in, “Man Forrester, good day.”
laughed at one of your jokes. The They took him to a Titanian
music on the stack of records restaurant for lunch, a lark for
changed to something you could them, a shattering test of nerve
dance to. You began to catch to him, for the Titanians ate
the rhythm of the party . . . only live food and he was barely
Oh, I’ll try vowed Forrester, able to cope with an aspic that
joining the children in a sort of writhed and rustled on his spoon.
board game played against their They showed him their play-
own joymakers. I’ll catch the school, where for three hours a
mood of this age if it kills me. week they competed and jdotted
Again. with their peers (their lessons
were learned at home, via their
VI child-modified joymakers), and
Forrester found himself playing
Y Tp betimes, and set out to con- London Bridge is Falling Down
quer a world. with fourteen children and one
The home that Adne found for other adult, symbolically acting
—
him was fascinating walls that out the ritual murder and en-
made he needed them,
closets as tombment in the bridge’s foun-
windov/s that were not windows dations that the nursery rhyme
but something like television celebrated. They took him to
screens — Forrester resolutely where the poor people lived,
spent no time exploring its mar- with half-fearful giggles and in-
vels. After a disturbed night’s junctions against speaking to any-
sleep he was up and out, testing one, and Forrester found himself
his new world and learning to out of pocket change, having
cope with it. The children were given it all away to pale, mum-
marvelous. He begged the loan bling creatures with hard-luck
of them from Adne and they stories about Sol-burn on Mer-
were his guides. They took him cury and freezer insurance firms
to the offices of the Nineteenth that had gone bankrupt. They
Chromatic Trust where a portly took him to a park —indoors.
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underground —where the land- “I believe you,” said Forres-
scaping was topologically grotes- ter.
que and a purling stream flowed “Then this way, Charles.
through a hill’s base and up the Come on, Tunt.” And the boy led
other side, and ducks and frogs off between two towering build-
and a feathery sort of Venusian ings, on the margin of a grassy
fish ate morsels of food the chil- strip where huge hovercraft
dren tossed them. They took him swished by at enormous speeds.
to a museum where animated, The joymaker complained,
enlarged cells underwent mitosis “Man Forrester, I have dicho-
with a plop like a cow lifting tomous instructions. Please re-
her foot from a bog, and a recre- solve them.”
ated Tyrannosaurus Rex coughed “Oh, God,” said Forrester,
and barked and thumped its feet tired and irritable, “what’s your
dangerously, its orange eyes trouble now?”
glaring straight at Forrester. “You have instructed me to
They showed him all their trea- hold messages, butI have several
sures and pleasures. But they which are high-priority and ur-
did not show him a factory, or gent. Please reaffirm holding or-
an office building, or a store of der, stipulating a time limit if
any size. For it did not seem that possible, or receive them now.”
any of these existed any more. The boy giggled. “You know
They showed him all of Shoggo why, demanded.
Charles?” he
until their joymakers chided “It tickles them. youIt’s like if
ter, “I’ve got an idea. Why don’t To begin with: You will want
I open it up? Where’d you say it to know what you died of, I
was?” know, and perhaps the people
who bring you back to life will
not be able to tell you. (I am
T3 etrieved from his receiving
assuming that you will be
chute, the envelope turned brought back to life. I didn’t
out to be a letter from his wife. believe it time atbut the —
He stared at it and felt some- since then I’ve seen it happen.)
Dear Charles,
which was used as a buffer. (If
This is, I think, the tenth or you woke up with a hangover,
eleventh
time I have written you now know why!)
you. I seem to do it
this letter to There was some question as
every
time there is a death or to whether too much time had
bad news, as though the only elapsed, too. They thought you
gossip I have that is worth the might have spoiled during (he
effort to pass on for what may you see. But as it
discussion,
48 GALAXY
was cold weather for October Vance is now married, and is
and you were ultimately con- second marriage; the first was
signed to a freeze-dormer at annulled. His present wife was a
liquid helium temperatures. schoolteacher before their mar-
Where, as 1 write this, you now riage .and they have been
. .
(oj. We
had two other children. “Yes, Man Forrester. Williams,
Both girls. You never met him, Harrison E. Kaapp, Leonard.
but he is a good man, barring Stanchion, Karen P. Forrester,
the tact that at one time he
Wilton N. Tschirky, Leon —
drank too much. He gave it up.
“Well, my God,” said Forres-
He looks a little like you . . .
them hand-
into chatter-toothed feed a sick pup or— character
working dogsweaty cowardly — enough to make him a dog. Go
Forrester guided her to a chair. rot!”
“Honey,” he said, attempting to “Now, wait a minute! We’re
get her a drink, “shut up a min- not married. You can’t talk to
ute.” me like that!” He got up and
“Oh, sweet! Give me that
— stood over her, the glass un-
She quickly produced drinks for heeded in his hand. Now he was
them, without a pause in her getting angry, too. He opened his
talking. “My kids! You want to mouth to speak, gesticulating.
ruin them!” Six ounces of icy, sticky fluid
“Look, I’m sorry, but I didn’t slopped into her face.
mean to get them in a danger- She stared up at him, and be-
ous — gan to laugh.
“Dangerous! Go crawl! I’m not “Oh, Charles!” She put down
talking about danger.” her own glass and tried to wipe
“I didn’t let them get hurt— her face. “You know you’re an
“Sweat!” idiot, don’t you?” But the way
“Well, it isn’t my fault if some she said it was almost affection-
crazy Martian — ate.
“Dog sweat!” She was wearing “I’m sorry,” he said. “Times,
a skintight coverall which seemed let’s see, times three, anyway.
to be made of parallel strands of For spilling the drink on you, for
fabric running top to bottom, getting the kids in trouble, for
held together God knew how; yelling back at you —
with every movement, as she She stood up and kissed him
turned, as her breast rose and swiftly. As she reached up to
fell, tiny slivers of skin showed him the strands of fabric parted
disturbingly. “You’re not even provocatively. She disappeared
a man. What do you know into the protean cubicle of the
about — lavatory.
“I said I was sorry. Listen, I Forrester picked up the rest
don’t know what I did wrong, but of his drink, drank it, drank hers
I’ll make it up to them.” and carefully ordered two more
She sneered. from the dispenser. His brows
“No, I will! I know. There furrowed with thought.
must be something they want. When she came back he said,
I’ve got plenty of money, so — “Honey, one thing. What did you
“Charles, you’re pathetic! You mean when you said I didn’t
haven’t got money enough to have a lot of money?”
THE AGE OF THE PUSSYFOOT 51
he fluffed her hair, looking ab- thought, embarrassed
S
.
with me when I deposited the nearly thirty sheets and the to-
check! It was only two hundred tals at the bottom of each of
and some thousand .” . . them were impressive, but the
“Dear Charles. Will you please last sheet of all took Forrester’s
look it up in your statement?” breath away.
She stood up, looking somewhat It was a simple arithmetical
annoyed and somewhat, he statement
52 galaxy
” ”
beard that covered all of his face why the devil do you want to
except for nose, lips and eyes, killme?”
like the mask of a chimpanzee. The Martian looked baffled.
He rubbed his beard thought- He glanced at Adne helplessly,
fully while he examined Forrest- then returned to Forrester.
er’s face attentively, glanced ap- “Sweat, I don’t know,” he said.
praisingly at his arms and body, “Up dere at de party you
stared at the stance of his feet stomped my foot and all . . .
and finally nodded. He returned but I guess I just don’t like you
lie accepted a glass from Adne kill me and I’m stuck with it.”
and said reasonably, “Now, let’s “Dat’s right.”
get this straight. Did I under- Forrester said thoughtfully,
stand you right? You talked to a “But it doesn’t sound fair to me,
but she said, “As a matter of “De hell with how you’d feci.
fact, Heinzie, Charles is telling All right, look. I’m not promis-
you the truth. I didn’t think of ing anything, but I’ll talk to de
it,but it’s so. I mean, I haven’t lawyer again and see where de
checked his balance . . . but it hell we stand. Meanwhile, you
can’t be much.” get a job, hear?”
“De hell with his balance!
What de sweat do I care about showed the Martian
that
“You
I just want to kill him!”
you
FHe orrester
out. He was feeling elated.
see. Jura, stood thoughtfully at the
me — if kill
door, testing the feeling.For a
“Shut up, you!” man who had just discovered he
“But the way things are — was a pauper, who had reinforced
“Dogsweat!” The Martian’s the dislike of an enemy who pro-
face was working angrily under posed to kill him, Forrester was
the mask of beard. He was con- feeling pretty good. Probably it
fused, and mad about it. “What’s was all in an illusion, he thought
de matter with you, Forrester? fatalistically.
Why didn’t you get a job?” Adne was curled up on the
“Well, I will. As soon as I couch, study .ing him. She had
can.” been doing something with the
“Sweat! You want to chicken lights again; now they were
out, dat’s all!” misty blue, and her skin gleamed
“I simply didn’t understand through the lacy strands of her
my money situation. I didn’t plan coverall. Perhaps she had been
it way. I’m sorry. Jura, I
this doing something with that, too;
really am, but — it seemed to be showing more of
“Shut up!’ barked the Martian. Adne than it had earlier. For-
“Look, I got no more time for rester excused himself and went
dis talk. I have to go to de re- into the little lavatory room to
hearsal hall, we’re doing de splash cold water on his face:
Schumann lieder and I’m de And then he realized the cause of
soloist. Answer de question. Do his elation.
you want to chicken out?” He had managed to win a
“Well,” said Forrester, fiddling point.
with his glass and casting a side- He was not a bit sure it was
long glance at Adne, “yes.” a worthwhile point; he wasn’t
“Fink! Dogsweat fink!” even quite sure of what he had
“I knov7 how you feel. I guess won. But for better or for worse,
I’d feel the same way.” he had won a small victory over
THE AGE OF THE PUSSYFOOT 59
”
slightly more entertained. “Oh, arm and kissed his ear. “I know
Charles! Youweren’t thinking I it embarrasses you when I talk
had to boil oatmeal or peel po- biology, —
but well, the reason
tatoes? They’ve had their din- I’m natural-flow, you see, is I’m
ners, of course.” a natural type of girl. Do you
“Oh. Well. I guess we should understand?”
be thinking about ours — “Sure,” he lied, hardly even
“Not yet.” hearing her.
Forrester said, reorienting his “I mean, if you want to you
thinking very quickly. “All right. can take the pills and use chem-
Then what about that drink?” osimulants and it’s just about the
“I’m not thirsty, you fool.” same. But I don’t do that, be-
She lifted her joymaker, looked cause if you’re going to do that,
him over with narrowed eyes, you might just as well go all the
kissed the soft spot at the base way and use the joy machine.”
of his throat and touched it with “I can see that, all right,” he
the joymaker. said, but she fended him off and
Forrester felt a sudden urge in- added:
60 GALAXY
—
one doesn’t have to be
"Slii’, pays —
he coughed before he
”
Cjinetimes you’re at a low
it
62 GALAXY
”
“Do you know where?” For- boy. “Let’s see. There are eleven
rester asked. of us.”
“Uh-huh.” “Twelve!” the girl crowed. “I
Forrester said patiently, bet you forgot the robot again.”
“Would you like to tell me?” “MaybeI did. You and me,
The boy and girl looked at Tunt. Four boys. Three girls. A
each other thoughtfully. Then grown-up. A Martian and . . .
64 GALAXY
”
From the view wall: “Now he’s At length the little girl sighed
going to ask for comments from and said, “Charles, you’re so
the viewers. This is where we sweaty ignorant I could freeze. I
usually send in things to make never heard of anybody being
tiim mad like. ‘Go back in the out of money, ’cept the Forgotten
freezer, you old icy cube’ and Men. Don’t you know how to get
'Taiko’s a dirty old Utopian!’ CH a job?”
course, we don’t give our names.” “Not very well.”
“Today I was going to send in. “You use the joymaker,” the
If itwas up to people like you boy said patiently.
we’d be swinging from our
still “Sure. I tried that.”
tails apes,’ ” said the girl
like The boy looked excited. “You
thoughtfully, “but it probably mean — look, Charles, you want
wouldn’t make him very mad.” me to help you? Cause I will. I
Forrester coughed. “Actually, mean, we had that last year in
I’d just as soon not make him Phase Five. All you have to do
mad. I may have to go to work is
—
for him.” His expression suddenly be-
The children stared at him, dis- came crafty. “Oh, sweat, Char-
mayed. The boy extinguished les,” he said carelessly, “let me
Taiko’s image on the view-wall do it for you. Just, uh, tell it to
and cried, “Please, Charles, don’t listen to me.”
do that! Mim said you turned Forrester didn’t need the girl’s
him down.” look of thrilled shock to warn
“I did, but I may have to re^ him. “Nope,” he said firmly. “I’ll
consider; I have to get some kind wait for your mother to come
of a job. Matter of fact, that’s home.”
why I’m here.” The boy grinned and surren-
“Oh, good,” said the girl. dered. “All right. Charles. I just
“Mim’ll get you a job. Won’t she, wanted to ask it something about
Tunt?” Mim’s other, uh, friends. Well,
“If she can,” the boy said un- here’s what you do. Tell it you
certainly. “What can you do?” want to be tested for an employ-
“That’s one of my problems. ability profile and then you want
But there has to be something; recommendations.”
I’m running out of money.” “I don’t exactly know what
They did not respond to that, that involves,” Forrester said
merely looked at him wide-eyed. cautiously.
They not only looked astonished, The boy sighed. “You don’t
they looked embarrassed. have to, Charles. Just do it. What
THE AGE OF THE PUSSYFOOT 65
— —
the sweat do you think the joy- vous system and learning more
maker’s for?” from the impulses that raced
through his brain than from his
\ nd actually, it turned out words, anyway. Which was con-
pretty easy, although the firmed when, at the end of the
“employability profile” testing questions, the joymaker said:
involved some rather weird ques- “Man Forrester, we will now ob-
tions serve you until you return to rest
What is ‘God’? state. I will then inform you as
Are your stools black and to employability.”
tarry? Forrester stood up, stretched
you happened to be a girl,
If and looked around the room. He
would you wish you were a boy? could not help feeling that he
Assume there are Plutonians. had been through an ordeal. Be-
Assume there are elves. If elves ing reborn was nearly as much
attacked Pluto without warning, trouble as being born in the first
66 GALAXY
” — ”
winds and irritated police trying were moving about the star-map,
to push them back. and a voice was saying: “ probe —
“Old Hap’s never going to reports from 61 Cygni, Proxima
make it,” said the boy to the girl, Centauri, Epsilon Indi and Cor-
and looked up to see Forrester. doba 31353 show no sign of arti-
“Oh, you’re done?” factual activity and no change in
Forrester nodded. A drone net systemic energy levels.”
from the view-wall saying,” “Dopes!” shrilled the little
made it again, with a total to this girl. “They couldn’t find a Mar-
“Sweat,” said the girl. “What “Hell, no.” The numbers and
a tedious war! Charles, you graphs were not only meaningless
used to do things better didn’t but disturbing. Forrester had a
you?” flash of memory which he iden-
“In what way?” tified as coming from the last
The girl looked puzzled. “More time a government agency had
killing, of course.” concerned itself with finding him
“If you call that better, maybe —
a job after his discharge from
we did. World War Two killed the peacetime conscription term,
like twenty million people, I when he joined the long lines of
think.” unemployables telling their lies
“Weep. Twenty million'' to a bored State Employment
breathed the girl. “And so far Service clerk. He could almost
we’ve killed, what is it, Tunt? see the squares of linoleum on
Twenty-two?” the floor, the queues of those
“Twenty-two million?” asked who, like himself, wanted only
Forrester. to collect unemployment insur-
The boy shook his head dis- ance for a while, in the hope that
gustedly. “Twenty-two individ- the world would clarify itself to
ual Sirians. Isn’t that rotten?” them.
But the joymaker was talking:
T)ut before Forrester could an- “Your profile, Man Forrester,
swer his joymaker spoke up: employ-
indicates relatively high
“Man Forrester! Your tests ability in personal-service and
have been
integrated and as- advocative categories. I have se-
sayed. May
I display the tran- lected ninety-three possible open-
script on Bensen children equip- ings. Shall I give you the list?”
ment?” “My God, no. Just give me
“Go ahead,” the boy said sul- the oneyou like best.”
lenly. “Can’t be any worse than “Your optimum choice, Man
that." Forrester, is as follows: Salary,
The star-map disappeared seventeen thousand five hundred.
from the wall and was replaced This is rather less than your
by shimmering sine-waves, punc- stated requirements, but an ex-
tuated with numbers that were pense —
quite meaningless to Forrester. “Hold on a minute! I’ll say it’s
“You may apply for re-evalua- less! I was asking for ten mil-
tion on any element of the pro- lion!”
file, if you wish. Do you wish to “Yes, Man Forrester. You
do this, Man Forrester?” stated ten million per year. This
68 GALAXY
is seventeen thousand five hun- accuracy of data. The employer
dred per day. At four-day week is relatively unfamiliar with hu-
boy, and the girl chimed in: “Please observe the view-wall,
“Sweat, Charles! Don’t you Man Forrester.”
know who you’re working for?” And observe it Forrester did;
Forrester took a deep breath and swallowed hard, stunned.
and glared at them. He told him- In all justice to the joymaker,
self that they were only children, Forrester was forced to admit
and that in fact he was rather that he had placed no restrictions
fond of them; but they seemed on its choice of an employer for
on this particular morning to be him. He had been willing to ac-
determined to drive him mad. cept almost anything, but all the
He sat down and picked up his same he was surprised.
joymaker. Carefully he scanned He hadn’t expected his em-
the cluster of buttons until he ployer to have bright green fur,
found the crystal-clear, rounded or a diadem of tiny eyes, peering
one he was looking for, turned out of a ruff around a pointed
the joymaker until its spray- head, or tentacles. He had not,
nozzle was pointing at the ex- in fact, expected it to be one of
posed flesh on his arm and The Enemy, the race whose pres-
pressed the button. ence in space had scared man-
Happily it was the right but- kind into a vast series of raid
ton. What the fine mist that drills, weapons-programs and
danced into his wrist might be space probes ... in short, a Sir-
he did not know, but it achieved ian.
^
TO BE CONTINUED
70 GALAXY
”
INSIDE
by H. L. GOLD
T ester Shay was married three “Exactly. And I know it’s not
months when he got his first overwork. I’m overworked my-
Erector set. Thalia, noting that self, but I’m in tiptop condition.”
he felt tired and rundown, or- “How do you manage it?” ask-
dered him to get a checkup. Too ed Les, interested in a tired, run-
tired and rundown to object, he down way.
went to see Dr. Peabody. “A hobby,” said Dr. Peabody.
“Very surprising,” the physi- “Gardening? Raising tropical
cian said after an embarrassingly fi,sh? Golf?”
thorough examination. “Married “The last thing you’d expect,”
three months, beautiful, affec- Dr. Peabody said, leaning for-
tionate bride —
but you get plen- ward excitedly. “I know a lot of
ty of sleep, outdoors a lot, a dentists. They give me old fillings
moderate amount of exercise.” and I’ve got this little smelter,
“I do all my own marketing,” see, and I break down the amal-
said Les, who owned a wholesale gam into silver and mercury,
grocery business. “I walk every then the stuff back to the
sell
chance I get, which is consider- dentists. Darn near pays for it-
able. Marketing is all outdoors, And fun? You ought to come
self!
you know. And I have to get to visitmy basement sometime!”
sleep early, because if I don’t get Shambling home, Les wonder-
up early, my competitors — ed what he could take up as a
71
hobby. Nightclubs and theaters or something,” he explained un-
wouldn’t do. They let out too late. comfortably.
Besides, they weren’t a hobby. “Wonderful!” she exclaimed.
Raising things was too close to “We can do it together!”
his actual work; it would make “You mean you like working
him think about produce and on Erector sets, too?” he cried.
canned goods. He did enough “Oh,” she said. “Well, that’s
outdoor walking to eliminate really a —
well, a man’s hobby.”
sports. She gave him the room that
That was when he saw the would some day be a nursery
Erector set in the store window. and he built a parachute jump,
a stake truck, a windmill and a
T T e stopped and studied it, ski tow. The spring came back
looking more wistful now to his walk and the roses to his
than tired or rundown. He had cheeks.
always wanted an Erector set, But than a week later, ly-
less
but his parents, believers in as ing in bed with his bride in his
the twig is bent so grows the arms, he could sense the old tired,
tree, had refused to buy him one. rundown feeling creep up on
They didn’t, they explained, want him.
their son to become a mechanic. “What’s the matter, darling?”
Not, mind you, they’d added, Thalia asked, disconcerted. “Is it
that there was anything wrong the onions I had for dinner?”*
with mechanics. But he was wor- “Oh, no, sweetheart!” he tried
thy of great things. They had to answer hastily, only it came
also been disappointed when he out a slow sigh. “It’s the Erector
went into the wholesale grocery set.”
line, were more pleased now be- “The — Erector set? Oh! The
cause he was doing well in it, but Erector set. Well, if it’s broken,
that wasn’t important. He still darling, you can always buy an-
wanted an Erector set. other.”
When he got home, Thalia “It’s not broken. That isn’t the
looked expectantly at the large, trouble,” he sighed again, and
heavy box. He had bought the turned over and moodily went to
biggest and most expensive set, sleep.
of course. The problem was still on his
“Oh, something for the house?” mind in the pre-dawn at the mar-
she asked, obviously hoping it ket. Kale was coming in nicely
wasn’t. and he had bought all the primes
“Doctor said I needed a hobby offered by the farmers. He mor-
72 GALAXY
osely helped Arnie, his driver, turn away in compassion and
load up. disgust. He left Arnie, puzzled
“What happened to the old enough to be silent for once, at
zip?” Amie asked concernedly. the service station and walked
“You were feeling great for a alone the rest of the way to the
while. Down in the dumps office.
again?” Les discovered he was sur-
“I guess so,” said Les. “Tem- rounded by sensations ranging
porarily, at least. I hope.” from purrs of pleasure all the
“You ought to try tooling one way to groans of pain. One purr
of these monmouths through city came from a trim little Porscht
traffic.Gotta judge every inch — new tune-up job, a little heavy
of the way. Boy, you drive one on the grease, but that would
and I bet you won’t have a min- thin out on the straightaway, he
ute to — thought, and the unexpected
Les found himself listening in- thought alarmed him.
tently,but not to Arnie’s good- Thought? He considered. It
natured chatter. Something was was a feeling, a very strong and
wrong. He knew it was wrong. explicit emotion. So was the sym-
But what? pathy for a passing cab that real-
No, not like walking barefooted ly wanted to lie down on some
in spilled sugar, he mused. nice, restful junkpile. A painful
Though it was a little like that click, click bothered him. He
— sort of gritty. But painful, too. looked up. It was a tower clock,
As if he were trying to run with desperately clawing its way
a sore socket in his leg. around the hours on eroded cams.
“You’ve got a bearing burning Damn the sadists who would put
out,” Les interrupted. a conscientious servant through
Arnie took a fast glance at him. such torture, he thought angrily.
“Since when you know about But he felt equally guilty
motors, Boss?” when he came into the office and
“A bearing,” said Les. “That’s heard Miss Zeichner typing. The
what it feels like.” dogs in the escape mechanism
Les nodded at a service sta- were practically howling and the
tion up ahead. “Pull in there. I keys were moving only because
want to have it checked.” her slim but powerful fingers
were beating them into moving.
'"T^he garageman examined the “Leave that alone!” Les said,
motor and found a bearing more sharply than he’d intended.
rubbed so raw that Les had to “I mean, no more typing for to-
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day,” he amended when she many cases of canned salmon,
jumped and looked frightened. was almost red-faced with strain.
“But the filing’s all done and Les leaped aboard, switched off
I have a perfect mess of corres- the motor, hauled out the man,
pondence to get out,” she ob- shoved him against the wall and
jected. “If I don’t do it today started a murderous swing.
•
“Mr. Shay!” yelped the man.
“Not on that battered hulk,” “What did I do wrong?”
he told her. It was Walt’s voice. Les blink-
He called and ordered a new ed, dropped his fist, slumped.
Miss Zeichner
electric typewriter. “Sorry, Walt,” he mumbled.
was, as she put it, thrilled. He “Guess I’m all on edge today.
shrugged. She always was either You had that fork-lift overload-
thrilled or absolutely —
com- ed and it —
it jarred me. Sorry.”
pletely and absolutely —
shatter- Walt picked his shirt button
ed. But only over unimportant up off the floor. “Hell, Mr. Shay,
things. it’s all right. I’d probably feel
For instance, was she com- the same if somebody was ruin-
and absolutely shattered
pletely ing my property.”
\”
by the pained limpings and “ Property shouted Les, going
clenched-teeth determination to for him again. “Things like ma-
do a job, to keep those pistons chines — property]”
pumping no matter what the cost; Arnie, back while
truck
his
completely and absolutely thrill- was being repaired, caught Les
'
ed by the sleek, contented mur- from behind and held and sooth-
murs, the happy little laughs of ed him into the office.
conscious strength, easy power, “You’re all tensed up. Boss,”
the cared-for feeling; or com- Amie said. “I’ll get you a cab
pletely and absolutely dismayed and you can go home and take a
by the breathless puffing under a hot bath and relax with your slip-
merciless load, like — pers and bathrobe and newspa-
He listened sharply. He felt per. How about it, huh?”
more sharply still. “I suppose so,” Les muttered.
It came from the warehouse “I’m not much help today.”
behind the office. He sprang out The cab was in good shape
of his seat savagely enough to — that new pinion hurt a little,
upset Miss Zeichner again, raced but it would break in soon —
into the warehouse. and Les sat back, easing, and
A valiant little fork-lift truck, even joined the comfortable, un-
overloaded by half again too worried motor hum.
74 GALAXY
” ” ” ”
tie up if you only had the out- because I didn’t get the Fitch ac-
lets?” count is no reason to haul me to a
“Hey!” he cried. “Why’d I psychiatrist!”
have to go marry you and lose “Lower your voice. People are
the best office manager I ever looking,” she shushed. “It isn’t
my father for me an
not buying what about the water cooler over
Erector set?” in the corner and he says what
“Well, didn’t you?” about the water cooler. And I
“Of course not! And why not tell him there’s a tiny leak in the
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information
BY WILLY LEY
FIFTEEN YEARS OF GALAXY -
THIRTEEN YEARS OF F.U
G
column
alaxy Magazine is 15 years
old with this issue, but my
even though was
is not, I
represented in Vol. I. No. 1. It
was an article on Flying Saucers,
written at the editor’s request
and then considerably shortened
by the same editor —
but I no
longer recall just what it was he
snipped out. Flying Saucers were
84
a recent (phenomenon) at the point the police grew suspicious,
time, stories about them had the newspapers did at about the
been in the daily press for about seventh case, when the assailant
three years running. And while was described as a young blond
three years of stories without the —
man but the damage he ha;l
faintest bit of evidence that done was hard to sVe.
would be considered as such in That girl then admitted that
a court of law made me quite she only had wanted Co get her
doubtful, one could not yet dis- picture into the newspaper. Then
miss the whole thing. the “case” before her admitted
did not say so in print, but
I deception and so all the way
I had
a nagging feeling that the back to the first case where the
“saucers” would turn out to be loss of hair had been due to an
something like the case of the accident —
with the afterthought
“Washington D.C. hair fetishist” that it should be exploited in
that occupied space in the Wash- some way.
ington newspaper at the same
time when the first flying saucer "VTow, eighteen years after the
report from Boise, Idaho, made ^ first saucer report in
flying
the front pages of the same the Washington papers and fif-
newspaper which I read with teen years after my article in the
great astonishment while sitting first issue of Galaxy I see a great
in the street car that brought me deal of similarity in the two per-
to my laboratory in College formances.
Park, Maryland, every morning. During the second year of
What happened was this: a girl Galaxy’s existence I contributed
turned up at the police station a few scattered articles, one on
(or at the newspaper office. I the “Loon” missile which then
don’t know which, since
I paid received a great deal of publicity
no attention to the report)
first (in retrospect I fail to see why),
claiming that somebody had cut one on the African aardvark and
off a heavy strand of her beauti- one on the “meteoric procession”
ful blonde hair while she was of February 9, 1913.
riding one of these self-same The last one, I admit, was
street cars during the morning written for the purpose of point-
rush hour. The police had hardly ing out that there can be very
started an investigation, when strange displays in the sky that
another girl told the same story. have perfectly natural causes. Of
Two days later a third incident course, neither efficient aircraft
occurred. I don’t know at what nor atom bombs existed in 1913,
86 GALAXY
the possibility of “Extra-terres- of the twelfth moon of Jupiter
trial Relays”, as he called them, (J-XII) by Seth B. Nicholson on
in an article in the British Mag- September 29, 1951, before my
azine Wireless World. These re- column existed. But it was re-
lays were three satellites in the ported in my column in the Au-
24-hour orbit — three “syncoms” gust issue of 1952. In 1954 he
as they would now be called. But eighth moon of Jupiter (J-VIII)
this was mainly a suggestion that had been “lost” was re-
pointing out what might be done discovered with the aid of high-
in the future, it was not a detail- speed computers, but I had to
ed plan. I am hanpy to report pass this one up because I did
that Arthur C. Clarke, after the not learn about it until about
first actual communications satel- a year later.
liteshad been put into orbit, re- All along I had to keep in
ceived the Gold Medal of the mind that considerable time
Franklin Institute for his sug- would go by between the writing
gestion. of a column and its appearance
But the actual satellite plans on the newsstands. Even when
came several years later, around Galaxy was still on a monthly
19.53. Wernher von Braun’s con- schedule that time interval was
cept of a wheel-shaped manned seven weeks — and seven weeks
space station received most of would have required a special
the publicity. I devoted two effort on the part of everybody,
columns to the space station con- a twelve week interval was clos-
cept (April and May 1953 and er to normal. Hence I was never
then again in December 1962). able to pay much attention to
It is still a good concept and I “nev/s” for by the time they could
feel still confident that we’ll build have appeared in Galaxy every-
a space station of this kind at body had read about them. That
about the time of the first band- long interval between writing
ing on the moon or soon after- and publication caused a few
wards. The first satellite project other complications too. Once,
that was actually carried out, for example. I had prepared a
though with endless delay and piece on new manipulating de-
countless heartaches, was, of vices, steel fingers that could not
course. Project Vanguard, to only handle red-hot metal or
which the column in the Sep- strongly radioactive substances
tember, 1956 issue was devoted. but could also perform feats of
The first astronomical discov- strength simultaneously if their
ery after Galaxy existed was that operator desired. I had even ob-
88 GALAXY
up with a rapidly developing nitrogen and keep it, intestinal
story, such as the space age with bacteria and all, nearly indefin-
its hundreds of satellites, dozens What was left was enough
itely.
of space probes and multiple to convince Prof. Smith that a
spurts of development in all pos- most unusual discovery had been
sible directions, an addition to an made. It was one of the fishes
older discovery is often a fine known to paleontologists as coe-
starting point for a survey. This lacanth, a group that had been
is especially the case if the older believed to be extinct for at least
discovery is of the cliff-hanger 50 million years.
type, of which Latimeria was the The discovery was exciting for
prime example of the first half more than one reason. It was not
of the twentieth century. only a “long extinct” form, it was
also unusual in being much larger
A few days before Christmas, than any coelacanth known. The
1938, a very strange fish had fossils usually measured only
been brought ashore by a com- eight inches in length. A twelve-
mercial fishing vessel at the port inch coelacanth was a big one
of East London on the east coast and one incomplete fossil indi-
of South Africa. The fish was cated an over-all length of twen-
large-mouthed, bright blue in ty inches. The living version was
color, about four and a half feet which had
fifty-five inches long,
long and had strangely shaped, been the main reason why Prof.
very powerful fins. The captain Smith had been doubtful about
of the trawler had never seen the sketch that had been enclos-
anything like this and neither had ed in the letter he had received
Miss M. Courtenay-Latimer, the from Miss Courtenay-Latimer.
museum. She
curator of the local The shape had suggested coela-
wrote to ProfessorJ. L. B. Smith canth and nothing else, but the
at Rhodes University in Gra- measurements had spoken against
hamstown. South Africa, who was that conclusion. (After the Sec-
an expert on the marine fishes ond World War was over, a
of the area.But there were de- sixty-inch fossil coelacanth came
lays, when Prof. Smith finally to light in West Germany.)
got to East London, the internal Professor Smith named the
organs of the fish had to be fish Latimeria chalumnae, the
thrown out for very natural rea- species name was derived from
sons —
by now Miss Courtenay- the name of the river that emp-
Latimer would probably be able ties intothe ocean at East Lon-
to drop it into a tank of liquid don. Naturally he wanted a fresh
92 GALAXY
a phrase that was to become ed “brightside” with puddles of
famous) “to detect a white ten- molten lead and tin, the perma-
nis ball in orbit a hundred miles nently frozen “darkside” where
from the surface, and a V-2 the remains of the former atmo-
rocket, if painted white, at the sphere of the planet lay frozen
distance of the moon.” In 1957 on the ground and, last but not
his report was out, and I could least, the interesting “twilight
tell of the results of the search belt” where the sun appeared
in my column for the July, 1957, above the horizon for a few days
issue. The result had been nega- every 88 days.
tive, there were no minor satel-
lites of earth so that anything XTow it is known that Mercury
that could be detected and track- ^ rotates a little faster than
ed had to be artificial. once every 88 days, the preli-
Two other astronomical dis- minary figure is 65 days. But
coveries also have no direct con- that means that the sun shines
nection with the space age. One on every part of Mercury’s sur-
is the diseovery of the mysterious face for a fairly long time. No
“quasi-stellar objects”, something more permanently nearly red-hot
that was quickly shortened to brightside, no more permanently
“quasars” without improving our frozen darkside. And no more
understanding of them. The dis- twilight belt. Mercury is still a
covery of the quasars was the most inhospitable planet, but it
result of radio astronomy. And has lost the distinctive features
the most recent discovery, an- we thought were there.
nounced only four days prior to Of course some of the major
my writing this, is the result of discoveries are the outcome of
using radar techniques. It is the putting instruments into space.
discovery that planet Mercury The first big discovery was that
does not have a period of rota- of the inner Van Allen belt in
tion of 88 days, as Giovanni Vir- 1958, accomplished by Explorer I,
ginio Schiaparelli had announced the first American artificial satel-
in 1889. The orbital period is 88 lite which, incidentally, is still in
days and Schiaparelli’s announce- orbit. Later the outer Van Allen
ment therefore meant that Mer- belt was found by another space
cury always points the same device. Then we have the first
hemisphere toward the earth. The determination of the thickness of
outcome of Schiaparelli’s an- the cloud layer of Venus, its in-
nouncement had been several credible height above the surface
fascinating concepts: the scorch- of Venus and the measurement
gers VII, VIII and IX. And by Venus, we now know the extent,
the time you read this we may but we still don’t know their
have some nice close-up photo- chemical composition, though the
graphs of Mars, transmitted over top layer seems to consist of ice
more than sixty million miles of crystals. The Red Spot of Jupiter
space by Mariner IV. is still unexplained, the Gegen-
Some of the very important schein is still a mystery in spite
discoveries other than space can of (or rather because of) four
only be mentioned here: increas- different explanations. We still
RETIEFS WAR
by Keith Laumer
The galaxy's farthest-out diplomat takes on the wildest planet of all!
94 GALAXY
A
Better Mousehole
by EDGAR PANGBORN
95
ing for it, and act surprised. Oh, she says, maybe the Sta-
Knothole, I says. Oh, knothole, dium, game over, crowd gone and
he says, knothole the regal twin- you know, empty popcorn bags
cushioned back of my lap, how and match cards and spit.
come a knothole in linoleum? So You, Al? he says to me. What’s
I had to say it could be mice. desolation?
Judge Van Anda says Ha. I said, oh, maybe a dark night
and nobody shows you where to
went down the bar to pass the go. I believe Dr. West is sad in
I time with Lulu who doesn’t his heart in spite of that educa-
get much business in the after- tion which is over my head. It
noon because the light is too would be like him to take off in a
strong. Lulu is like blonde this borrowed plane for the flat side of
week. If only I could tell the nowhere. * I like to watch him
bugs to put Lulu into a dream standing by Judge Van Anda
with me! The only time they who he is always telling siddown
done it she turned into Irma. I siddown and the Judge merely
can’t figure that. says Ha. I can feel sad without
What if Lulu got bit and had no Independent Income. I am 42
some dreams herself? and I have this ulcer.
suppose Irma thinks I mar-
I The tundra, says Dr. West —
ried her so I can’t do nothing a nothing of dun colors, rotting
without she comes clomping in snow, and you wonder when the
onto it? If she’s solid gold why whole earth will look like that.
don’t she move to Fort Knox? No! says Lulu about to cry.
I had not hardly started talk- Don’t talk thataway!
ing to Lulu when Dr. West goes Never mind, chicken, he says,
to booming. Desolation, he says, I was just bleating.
do you think you know what
desolation is? It’s the sub-Arctic uppose you took Irma to this
tundra, he says, and me alone S here Tundra and told her to
in that borrowed Cessna that walk home. Flies, she says last
might’ve got its engine tuned night, flies all over you and you
three or four months earlier, and drunk as a pig. God, I pretty near
no reason to be there except my shut her up for good. But she just
itch to see more of the poor don’t know no better. She don’t
wonderful planet before they have too much of a life with a
blow it up. Lulu, what do you busted-down hack like me that
think? What do you say desola- couldn’t even last five rounds
tion is? with Willie Donohue.
96 GALAXY
Dr. West went on about bor- after forty years on what they
rowing a plane from a friend has call the bench, and keeps saying
got this lodge in the north woods, with his experience he ought to
and flying over the tundra till he write detective stories. Yes sir, he
saw like a blue spark down there. says, if the walling off has been
Landed and picked up the ob- done right, proper pains taken,
ject, size and shape of a basket- you can give the whole thing a
ball he said, not really blue, more very attractive finish. I guess he
like daylight split and turned a meant the wall. You never know,
million ways. It hummed when with the Judge. I must of said
he held it to his ear. That’s when to him a hundred times. Look,
he broke off to ask me is there a I’ve said, the surprising type
basement under this part of the things that have happened to me,
bar. you ought to put them into a
He knows damn well it’s got no book if you’re going to write one.
basement. He was in town when He just goes hrrm hrrm and Ha.
I added on. Al-
got this addition I hated him sounding off about
A BETTER MOUSEHOLE 97
tundra story would be the edu- his bed, only a devil in him
cated crappola he’s obliged to couldn’t ever let him rest. And
shovel over it? His eyes are I have this ulcer.
bloodshot like mine have been The Bible or somebody says if
getting the last few weeks. I been you build a better mousetrap
losing weight too and it ain’t my they’ll like put you on teevy.
ulcer. The blood the bugs take All’s I got is a better mousehole.
out couldn’t make no such differ- What do they you for that?
give
ence, and them so gentle —I Dr. Lulu come
West waited till
float off into the dreams almost back from the Ladies to go on
as soon as they come settle on with his story. He wasn’t telling
me. it for her, though, spite of her
I’d give anything to have an- coming to sit on the stool by him
other dream where Irma is like and give him a feel or two for
when we got married, not bony friendship’s sake. Not for the
and mean but soft, brown hair Judge neither. It was for me and
with all them goldy lights, voice that hole in the floor. I could
like country cream. of told him they never come out
When Dr. West quit talking till I close the bar and dim the
100 GALAXY
Five minutes still to closing. things like that — it can’t mean
It was last night Irma found these bugs are —
me with my bugs and called won’t have a dream tonight
I
them flies. I bet she believes though. I won’t, till I can get a
that. It was the finest part of my real talk with Dr. West. Well,
dream — gone,
clobbered, and speak of the —
here’s Irma her nightgown
in
come down and turned on the ft has come to be morning, hot
light, standing there all bones and quiet outside in that gold-
and bad temper saying Drunk as en street. I better try to think
a pig, now I see where the profits through what happened, and
go, all down your gut. Her that what Dr. West said.
used to talk like a lady, and had When he come in at closing
them goldy her hair.
lights in time I seen he wanted talk same
Flies, she says, flies everywhere. as me. I told him stick around, I
She don’t know about the hole, closed up, doused the front
my better mousehole, or she lights, we carried a Jameson into
would poured cleaning fluid
of the back room. He flung down a
down it, and they would of come shot and said, I took Lulu up
out and fixed her little red wag- to my place. The Judge too.
on. I would not like that to hap- Johnny Blood’ll be gone another
pen. It’s funny how gentle I feel couple weeks, but I suppose may-
nowadays. I used to be what they be the Judge’ll be missed.
call a Ruffed Diamond. Missed? I says.
I guess Irma will have took He says, Don’t be like that, ,A1.
her twenty-year grouch to bed The Judge is asleep and dream-
bv now. Oh no, it wasn’t like that ing, Lulu is asleep and dream-
all of them twenty years, not by ing, and don’t you go acting sur-
no means —
but my Jesus, I’m prised on me, because I come
sunnosed to be some damn God- back to talk to you. Beat-up
nlmighty Apollo Valentino Rock- crocks like you and me, Al, he
efeller or I’m no good? I’m good says, we’re into middle age, we
in them dreams. I been seven can wait a mite longer for our
feet tall and bronzy, ready when- dreams, seeing we’ve spent mor’n
ever T said so. half a lifetime doing not much
There they go again about that else.
thing in Tonesburg where the While poured him another
I
102 GALAXY
couldn’t my Irma have a dream? light of the upstairs hall I seen
He give me no answer. I says, some of them goldy lights, I
maybe would change how she
it know I did.
acts and feels about some things? Dr. West had laid his head on
Maybe, he says. We don’t his arms. Small he was, and
know, he says, we don’t know clean as a dry stick, I don’t know
much of anything. More we why she would call him a dirty
know, better we get at asking old man. He hadn’t finished his
questions we can’t answer. Then Jameson. I thought he was hav-
he poured himself another Jame- ing a dream, for the bugs had
son and after a while I went up- eome, but he looked up and said,
stairs. I brought it on us, I brought it
Irma wasn’t asleep. When I on the world. I and some other
touched her shoulder she says, billions, he said. I don’t under-
God give me patience! and stand what he meant by that.
flounces clear acrost the bed. I Irma seen the bugs and she
says, Irma, honey, I ain’t after screamed. Only five-six of them,
you thataway, I just want you nothing scary. I put my arms
should come down talk some- around her to gentle her. Irma,
thing over with I and Doc West. I says, all they do is give you
West? she says. That dirty old beautiful dreams. I want you
man? What for? should have some like I’ve had.
I Irma, this is special,
says, Let ’em bite a little, it don’t
you give me lip I’m big enough hurt. But she screamed and tried
to make you. You get up and to fight me off. She said, I don’t
fling some
clothes on and you want to, I just want — I just
take that God-damn
cold cream want —
off your face and come down. I didn’t listen.So hell-bent
All’s we want is have a couple she should have dreams like
drinks, talk something over. mine, I didn’t listen. The way
she was perking around, the p-js
V^e//, she says, aren’t we the got twisted away from her little
^ ^ lord and master breasts, and I just hung on, too
all of a
sudden! You goddam right, I lame-brain dumb for anything
says, and get going. I didn’t say else. Them little things is like
that mean, nor she didn’t take it when she was a girl, I used to
mean, just wiped the guck off her kid her about what would the
face as meek as anything, put babies eat, only we never could
on slippers, and a bathrobe over have any. One bug lit there, and
her p-js, and come along. In the I just held her —
why, them bites
her. Her face sagged away from I asked him not to notify no
me and she was dead. one, just go away and leave us
I think Dr. West said, your be.
little lady, she’s asleep? People will figure the bar is
I carried her over to this closed, they’ll give us a bit of
lounge chair, sat here with her. time before they start crowding
I don’t know what to do. I re- in.
member Dr. West, he come over And there was something he
and stood by us, though I want- said about how things might even
ed him to go away. I know I said get better with the bugs taking
something about maybe some over, if that’s what they meant
people just couldn’t have such to do. I told him I didn’t care
dreams. much about the
world, all’s I
ever wanted was to have a de-
T Te says, maybe it’s that, or cent life with work I knowed how
maybe she dreamed more to do and a nice woman and
than us, Al. Maybe this thing maybe some kids. I guess that’s
gave her too big a dream for her when Dr. West went away. He’s
to stand. Dreaming’s a dangerous just a lonesome little guy trying
thing, he said, it’s got a dark to figure things out, I shouldn’t
side. If the bugs shoot in some- of spoke harsh.
thing that makes the dreaming See, it wasn’t like I was trying
part of us blaze up, the way the to make you have my dream.
rest of us can’t take it — You look like you was dream-
I told him I wasn’t going to ing. You look real sweet, I meant
try to understand it no more. I to tell you. I don’t know why I
said I ought to knowed you can’t couldn’t ever tell you.
make another person have a —EDGAR PANGBORN
T04 GALAXY
THREE TO
A GIVEN STAR
by CORDWAINER SMITH
Illustrated by MORROW
105
threv! ot us, riding empty space niswas a perfect cube, fifty met-
millions of kilometers from no- ers to the side, packed with ma-
where. We
are people once, Earth chinery which could blank out a
people from Old Earth Itself. Is sun and contain its planets until
it foolish to remember what we they froze to icy, perpetual death.
used to be? I was a woman once. Samm was a man, but he was
A beautiful woman. Now I’m this a man of flexible steel, two hun-
— this thing, bent on a mission of dred meters high. He was de-
murder and destruction. I used to signed to walk on any kind of
have hands myself, real hands. planet, with any kind of inhabi-
Is it wrong for me to enjoy look- tant, with any kind of chemistry
ing at Samm’s hands now and or any kind of gravity: he was
then? To think of the past which designed to bring antagonists,
all three of us have left behind.” whomever they might be, the
Finsternis did not answer; his message of the power of man.
mind was blank to both of them. The power of man followed
. . .
108 GALAXY
—
to figure out, but I hadn’t done again, my ordinary life with skin
anything. It wasn’t what I had and toenails and hair and things
done or hadn’t done. They just like that?”
plain didn’t like me. You know “What?” asked Samm, know-
the songs and the operas and the ing the answer perfectly well
stories. Folly, you know them from the hundreds of times they
all.” had touched on this point.
“Not all of them,” thought Fol- “I’d take baths. Hundreds and
ly gently, “not all of them. Just hundreds of them, over again.
a few thousand.” Showers and dips in cold pools
“Did you ever see one,” cried and soaks in hot bathtubs and
Samm, his thoughts ringing rinsesand more showers. And I
fiercely against her mind, “did would do my hair, over and over
you ever see a single one about a again, thousands of different
rejected father? They’re all ways. And I would put on lip-
about men and women, love and stick, in the most outrageous col-
sex, but I can tell you that re- ors, even if nobody saw me, ex-
jection hurts even when you don’t cept for my own self looking in
ask anything of your loved ones the mirror. Now I can hardly re-
but their company and their hap- member what it used to be to be
piness and their simple genuine dry or wet. I’m in this ship and
smiles. When I knew that my I see the ship and I do not really
children had no use for me, I had know if I am a person or not any
no use for me either. The Instru- more.”
110 GALAXY
Samm stayed quiet, knowing ship-self, which had seemed so
what she would say next. metal, so reliable, so inalterable.
“Samm, what would you do?” She threw a thought of inquiry
Folly asked. at Samm and instead got another
“Swim,” he said. command from Finsternis, Don’t
“Then swim, Samm, swim! think.
Swim for me in the space be-
tween the stars. You still have a Ill
body and I don’t, but I can
watch you and I can sense you amm floated like a dead man
swimming out here in the noth- S in his gargantuan body.
ing-at-all.” Folly drifted like a fruit beside
Samm began to swim a huge his hand.
Australian crawl, dipping his face At last there came words from
to the edge of the water as if — Finsternis
there were water there. The ges- “You can think now, if you
tures made no difference in his want to. You can chatter at each
real motion, since they were all of other again. I’m through.”
them in the fast trajectory com- Samm thought at him, and the
puted for them from the point thought-pattern was troubled
where they left the Instrumen- and confused: “What happened?
tality’s ship and started out in I felt as though the immaculate
normal space for the star listed grid of space had been pinched
as Linschoten XV. together in a tight fold. I felt you
This time, something very do something, and then there was
sudden happened, and, it hap- silence around us again.”
pened strangely. “Talking,” said Finsternis, “is
From the dark gloomy silence not operational and it is not re-
of the cube Finsternis, there quired of me. But there are only
came an articulate cry, called three of us here, so I might as
forth in clear human speech; well tell you what happened.
Stop it! Stop moving right Can you hear me. Folly?”
now. 1 attack. “Yes,” she said, weakly.
Both Samm and Folly had in- “Are we on course,” asked Fin-
struments built into them, so sternis, “for the third planet of
they could read space around Linschoten XV?”
them. The instruments, quickly F oily paused while checking all
scanned, showed nothing. Yet her instruments, which were more
Folly felt odd, as though some- compheated and refined than
thing had gone very wrong in her those carried by the other two,
THREE TO A GIVEN STAR 111
since she was the maintenance that this was unnecessary, since
unit. “Yes,” said she at last. “We the first motion toward return
are on course. I don’t
exactly would trigger destruction devices
know what happened, if anything which had been built into each
did happen.” of the three of them, beyond
“Something happened, all reach, beyond detection, beyond
right,” said Finsternis, with the awareness. When the Instrumen-
gratified savagery of a person “Do not come back,”
tality said,
whose quick-and-cruel nature is the Instrumentality meant it.
rewarded only by meeting and She said nothing.
overcoming hostility in real life.
She watched Finsternis instead.
“Was it a space dragon, like Something began to happen.
they used to meet on the old, old It was very odd.
ships?” Space itself seemed to rip and
“No, nothing like that,” said leak.
Finsternis, communicative for
In the visible band, the intrud-
once, since this was something
er looked like a fountain of water
operational to talk about. “It
being thrown randomly to and
doesn’t even seem to be in this
fro.
space at all. Something just rises
But the intruder was not water.
up among us, like a volcano com-
ing out of solid space. Something In the visible light-band, it
violent and wild and alive. Do glowed like wild fire rising from
you two still have eyes?” a shimmering column of blue ice.
Here in space there was nothing
“Seeing devices for the ordi-
to burn, nothing to make light:
nary light band?” asked Samm.
she knew that Finsternis was
“Of course we do!” said Fin- phen-
translating unresolvable
stemis. “I will try to fix it so that
omena into light.
you will have a visible input.”
She sensed Samm moving one
There was a sharp pause from
of his giant fists uncontrollably,
Finsternis.
in a helpless, childish gesture of
The voice came again, with protest.
much strain. She herself did nothing but
“Do not do anything. Do not watch, as alertly and passively
try to help me. Just watch. If it as she could.
wins, destroy me and destroy Nevertheless, she felt wren-
yourselves very quickly. It might ched. This was no material phe-
try to capture us and get back nomenon. It was wild unformed
to Earth.” life, intruding out of some other
Folly felt like telling Finsternis proportion of space, seeking ma-
112 GALAXY
terial on which to impose its “What happened to it?” asked
vitality, its frenzy, its identity. Samm.
She could see Finsternis as a “I ate it,”said Finsternis.
solid black cube, darker than “You what?” cried Folly.
mere darkness, drifting right in- “I ate it,” said Finsternis. He
to the column. She watched the
was talking more than he ever
sides of Finsternis.
had before. “At least, that’s the
On
the earlier part of the trip,
only way I can describe it. This
since they had left the people
machine they gave me or made
and the planoform ship and had
been discharged in a fast tra-
me into or whatever they did,
it’s really rather good. It’s power-
jectorytoward Linschoten XV,
ful. I can feel it absorbing things,
Finsternis’ sides had seemed like
taking them in, taking them
dull metal, slightly burnished,
apart, putting them away. It’s
so that Folly had to brush him
something like eating used to be
lightly vdth radar to get a clear
image
when I was a person. That wild
of him.
thing attacked me, wrapped me
Now had changed.
his sides
up, devoured me. All I did was
They had become as soft and
to take it in, and now it’s gone.
thick as velvet.
The strange volcano-fountain
I feel sort of full. I suppose my
machines are sorting our samples
did not seem to have much in the
of it to send away to rendezvous
way of sensing devices. It paid no
points in little rockets. I know
attention to Samm or to herself.
that have sixteen small rockets
I
The dark cube attracted it, as
inside me, and I can feel two of
a shaft of sunlightmight attract them getting ready to move. Nei-
a baby or as the rustle of paper
ther one of you could have done
might draw the attention of a what I do. I was built to a’osorb
kitten. whole suns if necessary, break
With a slight tvdst of its vital- them down, freeze them down,
ity and direction, the whole change their molecular structure
column of burning, living bright- and shoot their vitality off in one
ness plunged upon Finsternis, big useless blast on the radio
plunged and burned out and went spectrum. You couldn’t do any-
in and was seen no more. thing like that, Samm, even if
ycu do have arms and legs and
and a head and a voice —
if we ever
F insternis’
cheerful,
voice,
sounded
clear
out to get into an atmosphere for you
to use it in. You couldn’t do
both of them:
“It’s gone now.” what I have just done. Folly.”
THREE TO A GIVEN STAR 113
“You’re ^ood,” said Folly, with watched him with pleasure —
emphasis. But she added: “I can great pleasure, and a little bit of
repair you.” envy.
Obviously offended, Finsternis
withdrew into his silence. Rasher O’Neill and the Lady
Samm said to Folly, “How Celalta had finished with
much further to destination?” making love.
Said Folly promptly, “Seven- They had lain with their bodies
ty-nine earth years, four months tired and their minds clear, re-
and three days, six hours and two laxed. They had stretched out
minutes, but you know how little on a blanket just above the big
that means out here. It could gushing spring which was the
seem like a single afternoon or it source of the Ninth Nile. Both
could feel to us like a thousand telepaths, they could hear a bird-
lifetimes. Time doesn’t work couple quarreling inside a tree,
very well for us.” the male bird commanding the
“How did Earth ever find this female to get out and get to
place, anyhow?” said Samm. work and the female answering
“All I know is that it was two by dropping deeper and deeper
very strong telepaths, working to- into a fretful and irritable sleep.
gether on the planet Mizzer. An The Lady Celalta had whis-
ex-dictator named Casher O’Neill pered a thought to her lover and
and an ex-Lady named Celalta. master, Casher O’Neill.
They were doing a bit of psionic “To the stars?”
astronomy and suddenly this sig- “The stars?” thought he with
nal came in strong and clear. You a grumble. They were both strong
know that telepaths can catch di- telepaths. He had been imprinted,
rections very accurately. Even in some mysterious way, with
over immense distances. And the greatest telepath-hypnotist of
they can get emotions, too. But all time, the Honorable Agatha
they are not very good at actual Madigan, who had gone down in
images or things. Somebody else history as the Hechizera of Gort-
checked it out for them.” falon, the only person in history
“M-m-m,” said Samm. He had to hypnotize the men and robots
heard all this before. Out of sheer of a battle fleet so that it des-
boredom, he went back to swim- troyed itself in open space. Cash-
ming vigorously. The body might er O’Neill had also retained dim
not really be his, but it made him memories of a half-grown girl, in-
feel good to exercise it. credibly lovely in a simple blue
Besides, he knew that Folly dress, lost to him somewhere be-
114 GALAXY
yond amnesiac stars, but in the not even speak to her, nor did he
Lady Celalta he had a compan- telepath a word to her; he ivas
ion worthy of his final talents, a conserving his strength for a good
natural telepath who could her- jump.
self reach not only all of Miz- He merely nodded to her.
zer but some of the nearer stars. The Lady Celalta, too, began
When they teamed up together, the deep breathing, but she seem-
as she now proposed, they could ed to need it less than did Cash-
plunge into dusty infinities of er.
depth and bring back feelings or They were both sitting up, side
images which no Go-Captain had by side, breathing deeply.
ever found with his ship. The cool night sands of Mizzer
He sat up with a grunt of as- were around them, the harmless
sent. gurgle of the Ninth Nile beside
She looked at him fondly, pos- them, the bright star-cluttered
sessively, her dark eyes alight sky of Mizzer was above them.
with happiness, pos-
alertness, Her hand reached out and took
sessiveness and adventure. hold of his.
“Can I lift?” she asked, almost She squeezed his hand. He
timidly. looked at her and nodded to her
When two telepaths worked to- again.
gether, one cleared the vision for Within his mind, Mizzer and
both of them as far as their com- its entire solar system seemed
binded minds could reach and to burst into flame with a new
then the other sprang, with enor- kind of light. The radiance of
mous and as fast as
effort as far Celalta’ s mind trailed off uneven-
possible toward any target which ly in different directions but
presented They had found
itself. there, almost 2° off the pole of
strange things, sometimes beauti- Mizzer’s ecliptic, he felt some-
ful or dramatic ones, by this thing wild and strange, a kind
method. of being which he had never
Casher was already drinking sensed before. Using Celalta’s
enormous gulps of air, filling his mind as a base, he let his mind
lungs, holding his breath, letting dive for it.
go with a gasp, and then inhaling The distance'of the plunge left
deeply and slowly again. In this them both dizzy, sitting on the
way he reoxygenated his brain quiet night sands of Mizzer. It
very thoroughly for the huge ef- seemed to both of them that the
fort of a telepathic dive into the mind of man had never reached
remote depth of space. He did so far before.
THREE TO A GIVEN STAR 115
The reality of the phenomenon IV
was undoubtable.
There were animals all around Asa matter of fact, the three
them, the usual categories: run- wanderers later on felt a
ners, hunters, jumpers, climbers, vague, remote telepathic contact
swimmers, hiders and handlers. which they sensed as being warm-
It was some of the handlers who hearted and human, and there-
were intensely telepathic them- fore did not try to track down,
selves. with their minds or their wea-
The image of man creat- pons. It was O’Neill and Celalta,
ed an immediate, murderous re- many years later by Mizzer time,
sponse : reaching to see what the Instru-
“Cackle gabble, gabble cack- mentality had done about Lins-
le, man, man, man, eat them, eat choten XV.
them!” Folly, Samm and Finsternis
Casher and Celalta were both had no suspicion that the two
so surprised that they let the con- most powerful telepaths in the
tact go, after making sure that human area of the galaxy had
they had touched a whole world stroked them, searched them, felt
full of beings, some of them tele- them through, and seen things
pathic and probably civilized. about them which the three of
How had the beings known them did not know about them-
“man”? Why had their response selves or about each other.
been immediate? Why anthropo- Casher O’Neill said to the
phagous and homicidal? Lady Celalta:
They took time, before com- “You got it, too?”
ing completely out of the trance, “A beautiful woman, encased
to make a careful, exact note of in a little ship?”
the direction from which the Casher nodded: “A red-head
danger-brains had shrieked their with skin as soft and transparent
weaning. as living ivory? A woman who
This they submitted to the In- was beautiful and will be beauti-
strumentality, shortly after the ful again?”
incident. “That’s what I got,” said the
And that was how, unknown Lady Celalta. “And the tired old
to Folly, Samm and Finsternis, man, weary of his children and
the inhabitants on the third weary of his own life because his
planet of Linschoten had XV children were weary of him.”
come to the attention of man- “Not so old,” said Casher
kind. O’Neill. “And isn’t that a spec-
116 GALAXY
tacular piece of machinery they question. “The third person, the
put him into? A metal giant. It one in the cube.” She stopped,
felt like something about a quar- as though she could neither ask
ter of a kilometer high. Acid- nor say more.
proof. Cold-proof. Won’t he be “It was not a robot or a person-
surprised when he finds that the ality cube,” said Casher O’Neill.
Instrumentality has rejuvenated “It was a human being all right.
his own body inside that mon- But it’s crazy. Could you make
ster?” out, Celalta, as to whether it was
“He certainly will be,” said the male or female?”
Lady Celalta happily, thinking “No,” said she, “I couldn’t tell.
of the pleasant surprise which The other two seemed to think
lay ahead of a man whom she that it was male.”
would never know or see with “But did you feel sure?” asked
her own bodily eyes. Casher.
They both fell silent. “With that being, I felt sure of
Then said the Lady Celalta, nothing. It was human, all right,
“But the third person .” There
. . but it was stranger than any lost
sensed more than you did? Your tality, which made us and sent
strength lifted me.” us, has checked up on us one
“Did you hear what the wea- more time.”
pons called each other?”
“Something silly.” He could V
see her knitting her brows in the
bright starshine which illuminat- few years later, Samm and
ed the desert almost the way that Folly were talking again
the Old Original Moon lit up the while Finsternis —
guarded,
nights sometimes on Manhome impenetrable, uncommunicating,
Itself. “It was Folly, and some- detectable only by the fierce glow
thing like ‘Superordinated Alien of human life which shone tele-
Measuring and Mastery machine’ pathically out of the immense
and something like ‘darkness’ in cube —rode space beside them
the Ancient Doyches Language.” and said nothing.
THREE TO A GIVEN STAR 119
Suddenly Folly cried out to kind of being. Most forms of life
Samm loudly: think first through their noses
can smell them.”
“I and then figure out the rest of ex-
“Smell who?” asked Samm perience later. After all, I was
mildly. “There isn’t any smell out built to intimidate, to frighten,
here in the nothingness of to destroy. The Instrumentality
space.” did not make this giant to be
“Silly,” thought Folly back, friendly with anybody. You and I
“I don’t mean really smell. I can be friends. Folly, because you
mean that I can pick up their are a little ship which I could
sense of odor telepathically.” hold like a cigar between my
“Whose?” said Samm, being fingers, and because the ship
dense. holds the memory of a very love-
“Our enemies’, of course,” ly woman. I can sense what you
cried Folly. “The man-remem- once were. What you may still
berers who
are not man. The be, if your actual body is still in-
cackle-gabble creatures. The be- side that boat.”
ings who remember man and “Oh, Samm!” she cried. “Do
hate him. They smell thick and you think 1 might still be alive,
warm and alive to each other. really alive, with a real me in a
Their whole world is full of real me, and a chance to be my-
smells. Their telepaths are get- selfsomewhere again, out here
ting frantic now. They have even between the stars?”
figured out that there are three “I can’t sense it plainly,” said
of us and they are trying to get Samm. “I’ve reached as much as
our smells.” I can through your ship with my
“And we have no smell. Not sensors, but I can’t tell whether
when we do not even know there’s a whole woman there or
whether we have human bodies might be just a memory of
not. It
or not, inside these things. Im- you dissected and laminated be-
agine this metal body of mine tween a lot of plastic sheets.
smelling. If it did have a smell,” I really can’t tell, but some-
said Samm, “it would probably times I have the strangest hunch
be the very soft smell of work- that you are still alive, in the old
ing steeland a little bit of lubri- ordinary way, and that I am alive
cants, plus whatever odors my too.”
jets might activate inside an at- “Wouldn’t that be wonderful!”
mosphere. If I know the Instru- She almost shouted at him.
mentality, they have made my “Samm, imagine being us again,
jets smell awful to almost any if we fulfill our mission and con-
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”
quer this planet and stay alive can’t.” She thought again to him,
and settle there! I might even “But I’ve never studied astrono-
meet you and — my or navigation, so I couldn’t
They both fell silent at the im- tell whether we were at the edge
plications of being ordinary-alive of the galaxy or not.”
again. They knew
that they loved “Nowhere near the edge,” said
each other. Out here, in the im- Samm. “We’re not John Joy
mense blackness of space, there Tree and we’re nowhere near the
was nothing they could do but two-headed elephants which weep
streak along in their fast trajec- forever in intergalactic space.”
tories and talk to each other a
little bitby telepathy. C( T°hn Joy Tree?” sang Folly;
“Samm,” said Folly, and the av there was joy and memory
tone of her thought showed that in her thoughts as she sounded
she was changing a difficult sub- the name. “He was my idol when
ject. “Do you think that we are I was a girl. My
father was a
the furthest out that people have subchief of the Instrumentality
ever gone? You used to be a and always promised to bring
technician. You might know. Do John Joy Tree to our house. We
you?” had a country and it was unusual
“Of course I know,” thought and very fine for this day and
Samm promptly. “We’re not. age. But mister and Go-Captain
After all, we’re still deep inside Tree never got around to visiting
our own galaxy.” us, so there I was, a big girl
“I didn’t know,” said Folly with picture-cubes of him all
contritely. over my room. I liked him be-
“With all those instruments, cause he was so much older than
don’t you know where you are?” me, and so resolute-looking and
“Of course I know where I am, so tender too. I had all sorts of
Samm. In relation to the third romantic day-dreams about him,
planet of Linschoten XV. I even but he never showed up and I
have a faint idea of the general married the wrong man several
direction which Old Earth
in times, and my children got given
must and how many thou-
lie, to the wrong people, so here I am.
sands of ages it would take us But what’s this stuff about two-
to get home, travelling through headed elephants?”
ordinary space, if we did try to “Really?” said Samm. “I don’t
turn around.” She thought to see how you could hear about
herself but didn’t add in her John Joy Tree and not know
thought to Samm, “Which we what he did.”
THREE TO A GIVEN STAR 121
“I knew he flew far, far out, was nothing at all. The ships
but I didn’t know exactly what were made by nothing which man
he did. After all, I was just a has ever even seen. We still don’t
child when I love with his
fell in know where they came from or
picture. What
did he do? He’s what made them. Each open ship
dead now, suppose, so I don’t
I had a sort of animal, something
suppose it matters.” like an elephant with four front
Finsternis cut in, grimly and legs and a head at each end, and
unexpectedly: “John Joy Tree as he passed the unimaginable
is not dead. He’s creeping around ships, these animals howled at
a monstrous place on an aban- him. Howled grief and mourning.
doned planet, and he is immortal Our best guess was that the
and insane.” ships were the tombs of some
“How did you know that?” great race of beings and the howl-
cried Samm, turning his enor- ing elephants the immortal half-
mous metal head to look at the living mourners who guarded
dark burnished cube which had them.”
said nothing for so many years. “But how did John Joy Tree
There was no further thought ever get back?”
from Finsternis, not a ghost, not “Ah, that was beautiful. If you
an echo of a word. go into spaces, you take noth-
Folly prodded him: ing more than your own body with
“It’s no use trying to make you. That was the finest engineer-
that thing talk if it doesn’t want ing the human race has ever done.
to. We’ve both tried, thousands They designed and built a whole
of times. Tell me about the two- planoform ship out of John Joy
headed elephants. Those are the Tree’s skin, fingernails and hair.
big animals with large floppy ears They had to change his body
and the noses that pick things chemistry a bit to get enough
up, aren’t they? And they make metal in him to carry the coils
very wise, dependable under- and the electric circuits, but it
people out of them?” worked. He came back. That was
“I don’t know about the under- a man who could skip through
people part, but the animals are space like a little boy hopping on
the kind you mention, very big familiar rocks. He’s the only pilot
indeed. When John Joy Tree got who ever piloted himself back
far outside our cosmos by flying home from outside our galaxy. I
through space he found an enor- don’t know whether it will be
mous procession of open ships worth the time and treasure to
flying in columns where there use spaces for intergalactic trips.
122 GALAXY
After all, some very gifted people doing nothing. Folly wove death
may have already fallen through and destruction, uncoded langu-
by accident, Folly. You and Fin- ages, drew maps, showed Samm
sternis and I are people who the strong-points and the wea-
have been built into machines. pons which had to be destroyed.
We are now ourselves the ma- Part of the technology was very
chines. But with Tree they did advanced, other parts were still
it the other way around. They tribal. The dominant race was
made a machine out of him. And that of the beings who had evolv-
itworked. In that one deep flight ed into handlers and thinkers;
he went billions of times further it was they who were the tele-
would break the shell and hrunan- we didn’t even know that we were
like little hands would tear an still people. Now look at us, a
when his two wives came to the Ellen had had some time
door, arm in arm, flushed with and to
to teach her, to love her
the heat of the kitchen where mother her before any of the
they had been cooking the two babies were born, and the re’T-
THREE TO A GIVEN STAR 127
tionship between the two oi’ thein “And I,” said Alan, who had
was warm and good. been “Samm,” “became a metal
giant between the stars because
^'T^he three parents stood aside my first wife was dead and my
as the bird-women, wearing own children forgot me and neg-
their comfortable and pretty lected me. Nobody can say I’m
feather cloaks, herded the chil- not a father now. Thirty-five, and
dren into the house. The smallest more than half of them mine.
children had already been I’ll be more of a father than
brought in from their sunning and any other man of the human race
were being given their bottles by has ever been.”
bird-girls who never got tired of There was a change in the sha-
watching the cuteness and help- dow as the enormous right arm
lessness of the human infant. swung quietly but heavily to-
hard to think of that time
“It’s ward the sky as a prelude to the
at all,” said Ellen,who had been sharp robotic call that nightfall,
“Folly.” “I wanted beauty and calculated with astronomical pre-
fame and a perfect marriage and cision, had indeed come to the
nobody even told me that they place where he stood.
just didn’t go together. I have The arm reached its height,
had to come to the end of the pointing straight up.
stars to get what I wanted, to “I used to do that,” said Alan.
be what I might become.” The cry came, something like
“And me,” said Alma, who had a silent pistol-shot which all of
been “Finsternis,” “I had a worse them heard, but a shot without
problem. I was crazy. I was echoes, without reverberations.
afraid of life. I didn’t know how Alan looked around. “All the
to be a person. I didn’t even children are in. Even Rupert.
know how a woman, a
to be Come in, my darlings, and let us
sweetheart, a female, a mother. have dinner together.” Alma and
How could I ever guess that I EUen went ahead of him and he
needed a sister and wife, like the barred the heavy doors behind
one you have been, to make my them.
life whole? Without you to show This was peace and happiness;
me, Ellen, I could never have that at last was goodness. They
married our husband. I thought I had no obligation but to live and
was carrying murder among the to be happy. The threat and the
stars, but I was carrying my own promise of victory were far, far
solution as well. Where else behind.
could I turn out to be me?” —CORDWAINER SMITH
128 GALAXY
SMALL DEER
by CLIFFORD D. SIMAK
129
admit right off that he is a Dennis put on paper. Maybe
strange one. He doesn’t know Dennis used symbols he made up,
from nothing about anything, but inventing them as he went along,
he’s nuts on mathematics. Peo- because no one had ever told
ple in town make fun of him be- him what the regular mathemati-
cause he is so strange and Ma cians used. But I don’t think
givesme hell at times for having that’s it —I’m inclined to lean to
anything to do with him. She the idea Dennis came up with a
says he’s the next best thing to new brand of math, entirely.
a village idiot. I guess a lot of There were times I tried to
people think the way that Ma talk with Dennis about this math
does, but it’s not ei^J:irely true, of his and each time he was sur-
for he does know his math. prised that I didn’t know it, too.
I guess he thought most people
don’t know how he knows it. knew about it. He said that it
I He didn’t learn it at school was simple, that it was plain as
and that’s for sure. When he got day. It was the way things work-
to be 17 and hadn’t got no far- ed, he said.
ther than eighth grade, the school I suppose you’ll want to ask
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iwanted to play alone, we had to figure out everything but time,
play together. I guess we got so, and now it seemed he was get-
through the years, that we under- ting that down in black and
stood each other. white, like all the rest of it.
I don’t suppose there’d been IMostly I didn’t pay too much
any time machine if I hadn’t attention to what he said, for a
been so interested in paleontol- lot of it didn’t make much sense.
ogy.Not that I knew anything But after he’d talked, incessantly,
aboutit; I was just interested. for aweek or two, on time, I be-
From the time I was a kid I gan to pay attention. But don’t
read everything I could lay my expect me to tell you what he
hands on about dinosaurs and said or make any sense of it,
saber-tooths and such. Later on for there’s no way that I can.
I went fossil hunting in the hills, To understand what Dennis said
but I never found nothing really and meant, you’d have to live
big. Mostly I found brachiopods. with him, like I did, for twenty
There are great beds of them in years or more. It’s not so much
the Platteville limestone. And understanding what Dennis says
lots of times I’d stand in the as understanding Dennis.
street and look up at the river I don’t think we actually made
bluffs above the town and try any real decision to build a time
to imagine what it had been like machine. It just sort of grew on
a million years ago, or a hundred us. All at once we found that we
million. When I first read in a were making one.
story about a time machine, I We took our time. We
had to
remember thinking how I’d like take our time, for we went back
to have one. guess that at one
I a lot and did things over, almost
time I thought a little about from the start. It took weeks to
making one, but then realized I get some of the proper effects —
couldn’t. at least, that’s what Dennis called
them. Me, I didn’t know any-
'TAennis had a habit of coming thing about effects. All that I
to my shop and talking, but knew was that Dennis wanted to
most of the time talking to him- make something work a certain
self rather than to me. I don’t way and I tried to make it work
remember exactly how it started, that way Sometimes, even when
but after a while I realized that it worke'd the way he wanted it,
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Dennis gave me no argument. and debated whether I should
He didn’t even want to go. He take along a gun. All I had was
didn’t care no more. He never a shotgun and I decided not to
was really interested in the time take it. If I’d had a rifle, there’d
machine. All he wanted was to been no question of my taking
prove out his math. Once the it, but I didn’t have one. I could
machine did that, he was through have borrowed one, but I didn’t
with it. want to. I’d kept pretty quiet
I worried a going as far as
lot, about what I was doing and I
I meant to go, about the rising didn’t want to start any gossip
or subsidence of the crust. I knew in the village.
that the land around Willow
Bend had been stable for millions went up to the bluff top and
of years. Sometime during the I climbed up to the frame and
Cretaceous a sea had crept into set the time-meter for 63j4 mil-
the interior of the continent, but lion years into the past and then
had stopped short of Wisconsin I turned her on. I didn’t make
and, so far as geologists could de- any ceremony out of it. I just
termine, there had been no dis- turned her on and went.
turbances in the state. But I still I told you about the little blur
felt uneasy about it. I didn’t want in the movie film and that’s the
to come out into the Late Cre- best way, I suppose, to tell you
taceous with the machine buried how it was. There was this little
under a dozen feet of rock or, blur, like a flickering twilight.
maybe, hanging a dozen feet up Then itwas sunlight once again
in the air. and I was on the bluff top, look-
So I got some heavy steel pipes ing out across the valley.
and sunk them six feet into the Except it wasn’t a bluff top
rock on the bald bluff top we any longer, but only a high hill.
had used that first time, with And the valley was not the rug-
about ten feet of their length ex- ged, tree-choked, deeply cut val-
tending in the air. I mounted the ley I had always known, but a
time frame on top of them and great green plain, a wide and
rigged up a ladder to get in and shallow valley with a wide and
out of it and tied the pipes into sluggish river flowing at the far
the time field. side of it. Far to the west I
One morning I packed a lunch could see a shimmer in the sun-
and filled a canteen with water. light, a large lake or sea. But a
I dug the old binoculars that had sea, I thought, shouldn’t be this
been my father’s out of the attic far east. But there it was, either
driving pistons and the light of thatit can run instead of crawl
the sun glinted off the wicked, and hang a death mask dragon’s
recurved claws as his feet pump- head upon it and you get a faint
ed up and down. His tail rode idea. Just a faint idea.
low and awkward, but there was
no awkwardness in the way he t saw me and swung its head
moved. His monstrous head I toward me and made an
swung from side to side, with eager whimpering sound and it
the great rows of teeth showing slid along toward me with a side-
in the gaping mouth, and he left wheeling gait, like a dog when
behind him a faint foul smell — it’s running out of balance and
I suppose from the carrion he lop-sided.
ate. But the big surprise was that I took one look at it and dug
the wattles hanging underneath in my heels and made so sharp
his throat were a brilliant irri- a turn that I lost my hat. The
descence — red and green and next thing that I knew, I was
gold and the color of
purple, pelting down
the hill behind old
them shifting as he swung his T yrannosaurus.
head. And now I saw that myself and
I watched him for just a sec- rex were not the only things that
ond and then I jumped up and were running down the hill.
headed for the time machine. I Scattered here and there along
was more scared than I like to the hillside were other running
think about. I had, I want to creatures, most of them in small
testify right here, seen enough groups and herds, although there
of dinosaurs for a lifetime. were some singles. Most of them
But I never reached the time were dinosaurs, but there were
machine. other things as well.
ined. The entire hill was alive to dodge it, so I did the only
with running beasts and behind thing I could —
I jumped over
migratory herds, but they were my body to one side, and then
moving because they were being I was falling in the hole.
driven — that this was a big It wasn’t much bigger than I
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was. It bumped me as I fell and shook up, but now I became
I picked up some bruises, then aware of a musky smell. Not an
landed with a jolt. The fall overpowering odor, but a sort of
knocked the breath out of me scent — faintly animal, although
and I was doubled over, with my not quite animal.
arms wrapped about my belly. A smooth-sided hole and a
My breath came slowly back musky smell — there could be no
and the pain subsided and I was other answer: I had fallen not
able to take a look at where I into just an ordinary hole, but
was. into a burrow of some sort. And
The hole was some three feet it must be the burrow of quite
nest of rocks sticking from the bush between myself and the
wall. reached out and grabbed
I valley side of the swale, ! might
the biggest one and jerked and have a chance. Otherwise, sure
it came loose. It was heavier than as hell, one of those dogs would
I had figured it would be and I see me and would come out to
almost dropped it, but managed bring me in.
side of it, for by now, I figured, of greenish gray, and the two of
the big cattle drive had gone them, the cars and men, seemed
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to be a single organism. The men had roughly, a diameter of a
didn’t seem to be sitting in the mile or more — a mile of milling,
cars; they looked as if they grew frightened creatures. A lot of pal-
out of the cars, as if they and the eontologists have wondered
cars were one. And while the whether dinosaurs had any voice
cars went zipping along, they and I can tell you that they did.
appeared to have no wheels. It They were squealing and roaring
was hard to tell, but they seemed and quacking and there were
to travel with the bottom of them some of them that hooted — I
flatupon the ground, like a snail think it was the duckbills hoot-
would travel, and as they trav- ing,but I can’t be sure
elled, they rippled, as if the body Then, all at once, there was
of the car were some sort of flow- another sound, a sort of flutter-
ing muscle. ing roar that seemed to be com-
1 crouched there watching and ing from the sky. I looked up
now. for the first time, I had a quickly and I saw them coming
chance to think about it, to try down —a dozen or so spaceships,
to figure out what was going on. they couldn’t have been anything
I had come here, across more but spaceships. They came down
than sixty million years, to see rather fast and they didn’t seem
some dinosaurs, and I sure was too big and there were tails of
seeing them, but under what you thin, blue flame flickering at
might say were peculiar circum- their bases. Not the billowing
stances. The dinosaurs fit, all clouds of flame and smoke that
right. They looked mostly like our rockets have, but just a thin
the way they looked in books, blue flicker.
but the dogs and car-men were For a minute it looked like
something else again. They were one of them would land on top
distinctly out of place. of me, but then I saw that it was
The dogs v/ere pacing back and too far out. It missed me, mat-
forth, sliding along in their sinu- ter of fact, a good two miles or
ous and the car-men
fashion, so. It and the others sat down
were zipping back and forth, and in a ring around the milling herd
every once in a while one of the out in the valley.
beasts would break out of the
circle and the minute that it did, should have known what
a half dozen dogs and a couple I would happen out there. It
of car-men would race to inter- was the simplest explanation one
cept it and drive it back again. could think of and it was logical.
The circle of beasts must have I think, maybe, way deep down.
green car-men which were not and piled into the time machine
cars and men, but a single organ- and set it at zero and came
ism, were not things cf earth, home. I didn’t even stop to hunt
could not be things of earth. for the binoculars I’d dropped.
I crept back from the bush,
keeping low in hope that the A nd now that I am home, I’m
bush would screen me from the not going back again. I’m
things down in the valley until I not going anywhere in that time
reached the swale top. One of machine. I’m afraid of what I
the dogs swung around and look- might find any place I go. If
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Wyalusing College has any need out the dinosaurs, they learned
of it, I’ll give them the time ma- their lesson,and left Africa for
chine. breeding stock.
But that’s not why I wrote. And now I come to the point
There is no doubt in my mind of this letter, the thing that has
what happened to the dinosaurs, me worried.
why they became extinct. They Today there are just a few less
were killed off and butchered than three billion of us humans
and hauled away, to some other in the world. By the year 2,000
planet, perhaps many light years tliere may be as many as six bil-
distant, by a race which looked lion of us.
upon the earth as a cattle range We’re pretty small, of course,
—a planet that could supply a and these things went in for ton-
vast amount of cheap protein. nage, for dinosaurs and mastodon
But that, you say, happened and such. But there are so many
more than sixty million years of us! Small as we are, we may
ago. This race did once exist. But be getting to the point where
in sixty million years it would we’ll be worth their while.
almost certainly have changed its —CLIFFORD D. SIMAK.
ways or drifted off inits hunting
142
They did most of their business specially conscious of great de-
by mail order; their ads were privation in this area, however
column inches in the prozines, — not very many people knew
mimeographed pages in the fan- the area existed. It was entirely
zines. But in any largish city you possible to be a science-fiction
could usually find one bookstore fan in 1945 and not realize that
which was not above stocking one there had been a Golden Age
copy each for the nut trade, and just before World War II; it was
here and there you could find only when these books began
booksellers who boasted that coming out that the shape and
they specialized in it. nature of that work became fully
1950 was about the time when apparent.
book review columns became reg- I would not want you to think
ular features in the prozines. Be- that I believe some cosmic switch
fore that, reviews, like books, had clicked over in 1939 and
had been occasional pieces. They then back in 1944. Neither is it
into boards. By
volume
1950, the tors did a thingbut move in
had not only gotten high enough place. What Astounding did do,
to justify regular columns, it over a period of years, was to
had gotten high enough to justify develop and, until 1950, keep
a nice cathartic bent of expres- writers who fairly often wrote a
sion when a bad one came in, be- certain broad type of story well.
cause the bad ones were in hope- It was a type of story which was
less contrast to the good ones. better received by articulate sci-
ence-fiction readers of those days
'’
od grant that such a luxuriant than was any other type of story;
C ' time will never again come those same readers were now
to science fiction book publish- ready to buy these same stories
ing. The great board of top- again in book form, and it so hap-
rank material waiting to be put pened that a good number of peo-
into books was the bittersweet re- ple who had never read that kind
sult of persistent neglect. Writers of science fiction before were able
had lived, written and died with- to share their taste.
out ever seeing permanent pub- The ASF “Golden Age” in sci-
lication. Most of them were not ence fiction had been slightly an-
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and Crown had brought out Groff T)y 1951, these people had ac-
Conklin’s A Treasury of Science complished two major things,
Fiction, but Gnome had counter- both suicidal. They had exhaust-
ed with Martin Greenberg’s Men ed the supply of easily found,
Against the Stars, an entry fully high-quality reprints from the
qualified to run in that field. magazines, and they had estab-
If it hadn’t been for the houses lished the financial value of the
listed in Paragraph One of this sf book market. They had gotten
necessarily breathless history, to that point because you can
grown up science fiction might succeed with almost any sensible
have taken years to find a per- small venture in publishing as
manent place in literature via long as you’re not doing some-
the library catalogues. With the thing the potential major com-
few exceptions mentioned imme- petitors want to do as well. At
diately above, the established that point, the first Science Fic-
major houses hadn’t touched tion Book Club had appeared on
anything but Verne and Wells in the back cover of a prozine. Ex-
years, the only significant war- cept for differences of detail, it
time exceptions being Poc’^et’s looked and read exactly like its
original paperback, The Pocket sister ads for the Detective Book
Book of Science Fiction, and Vik- Club, which had been riding the
ing’s Portable Novels oj Science. back covers of the crime maga-
Doth of these had been edited zines for years. Merchandising
and one assumes fought into life had come to the business of pub-
by Donald Wollheim, who has lishing sf books for profit, and
gone on to do his impressive job the incidence of major company
of making bricks without stnaw names on new sf titles had be-
for Ace paperbacks. He, Healy gun to rise sharply.
and McComas, Groff Conklin A major publishing house has,
and a few others might eventual- by definition, the equipment
ly have succeeded by applying needed to be a major publisher
unremitting pressure over a —a staff of editorial specialists,
long period of time. The little a production staff which does
specialist houses, operating out nothing all day but buy supplies
of lofts, book stores and their and services having to do with
owners’ basements, cut that time publishing and a sales staff which
dramatically short. They made can consist of hundreds of speci-
the 1950s into boom year . . . alists, some of them out on the
from which they themselves road calling on bookstore owners
would draw little but disaster. they have known for years and
GALAXY BOOKSHELF 145
others sitting home and writing in science fiction and the spe-
punchy brochure copy. This is cialists in publishing. In the area
what these people do for a living. of simple packaging — of pro-
They have been trained for it un- ducing at a profit a book which
der the impetus of believing that appears to be worth the retail
this is all they can do for a liv- customer’s money —
the contest
ing. They are paid to do their was only a little longer in the
one thing at least as well as their drawing out. It was in fact ex-
opposite numbers at the next ma- tended past its natural run by
jor house. With this sort of or- something like a happenstance.
ganization, it is possible to pro- The merchandising machinery
duce a million copies of some- having gotten turned on, the var-
thing that may look and be frac- ious sales organizations sponsor-
tionally better than the work of ed by the major publishers im-
one busy man working for him- mediately needed more product
self. If you have a hundred such than the publishers themselves
specialists, they can produce, say, were yet able to furnish. So for
ten times as many things to make a little while the small houses
a million copies of. were able to supply copies to the
Once such major organization
a book club operations owned more
has been put in train, it is com- by their direct competitors.
or less
mitted by the inertia of sched- Thus they acquired a little more
ules and capital investment. The money to operate on, at the same
sight of a major publishing com- time that their choice of produc-
pany winding up to give birth tion standards was sharply nar-
to a new program is so impres- rowed to the more expensive
sive that few of its rivals can bands of the book-making spec-
restrain themselves from follow- trum.
ing suit. Once the herd has been What this meant for the retail
set in motion it must, by the customers was that more con-
nature of the beast, proceed along ventional-looking science fiction
the line of least resistance for an books in far greater quantities
indefinite period of time, leaving had become available. Shopping
nothing in its wake but a stubble for books became considerably
of grasses cropped too short to more convenient. Book prices
sustain life. were reduced, in several senses;
over the short terms, there was
fn the area of wholesale book- the benefit of having the speci-
JL selling, the brief contention alist houses throw their stocks
was thus between the specialists on the cut-rate market in an
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effort to get hold of additional I, Robot, why in Heaven’s name
working capital or simply to bail couldn’t a giant outfit like Dou-
out. Over the long term, book bleday do better than Nelson
prices were reduced (not abso- Bond’s Lancelot Biggs series dis-
lutely, but relative to the still guised as a novel? Answer, Dou-
rising cost of production) by the bleday wasn’t about to do I, Ro-
combination of high-volume sales bot —
yet. Gnome’s excellently
and production economies of manufactured edition, with its
which only major publishers are flossy Cartier jacket making it
capable. look exactly like a big-time book,
In fact, the only place the sf was still very much on sale. Dou-
book-reading public lost anything bleday would of course get to
tangible at all was one from itin the course of time, but mean-
which the small publishers could while there was Max Ehrlich’s
not have rescued them, but from The Big Eye, that was
and
which the big publishers could. science fiction too. You
could tell
That was in the paucity of re- by the rocket on the title page.
maining publishable book-length
material. The result was that the t wasn’t all bad. Gnome’s City,
middle 1950s v/ere bad years for I by Clifford Simak, was the
quality,and looked worse by outstanding example of a pasteup
comparison to the immediate that had been begging to be done.
past. Doubleday’s The Martian Chro-
The middle 1950s were the from that time
nicles dates a —
years in which we got the beautiful Bradbury collection
“novels” pasted together from se- which owes part of its charm to
ries short stories, the “science fic- the loose connecting passages be-
tion” by outside writers who had tween stories, which may be the
obviously seen a monster movie fragile vestiges of earlier plans
once and the unfortunate experi- to make a novel. Simon 85
ments in hapless antiquarianism Schuster did take the bit in its
reminiscent of that pioneering teeth and publish an edition
California company which had of Sian. Grossett 85 Dunlap
staked its all on Ralph Milne came out with a mass-priced
Farley. edition of Henry Kuttner’s Fury.
These were the years in which Frederick Fell, hitherto known
knowledgeable critics lambasted as the promulgator of Oscar J.
the major companies day and Friend’s The Kid from Mars —
night. If Gnome Press had been which is not quite as bad as its
able to bring out Isaac Asimov’s title — began publishing the
GALAXY BOOKSHELF 147
Bleiler-Dikty annual ‘best” col- pays more than he has to, but the
lections of magazine stories, major publishers have people
whic/i served the function of pro- trained to pay that minimum
viding the cinderblock base for with checks drawn on impres-
Judith Merril to later build big- sive banks, and with cheerily
ger and better for Simon 86 mesmerrhetic references to the
Schuster and Dell. And Twayne, freemasonry of the arts. In this
another small but nevertheless case the book publishers were not
full-scale publisher wh., hoped to only broadening the primary
ride up among the majors on the market for original sf, they were
strength of this new boom, did now applying the coup de grace
something very interesting with to the little specialists, as well as
its “Triplet” series, fostered by .shaking off the coattail riders in
Fletcher Pratt and Dr. John D. their own ranks.
Clark. Twayne was one oi the com-
These were anthologies of panies which dropped out of the
three novellas each by three ma- picture. But its program left
jor sf writers, who were given a some significant orphans. Among
loose outline of a basic story the ultimate results of Fletcher
problem and a detailed descrip- Pratt’s brainchild was James
tion of the solar system in which Blish’s Hugo-winning A Case oj
it was to occur, each writer then Conscience, which ran as a long
going his own way as he saw fit. one-parter in If before expanding
This was one attempt to create up to its prize book length. Two
books. With all the will and bud- other Twayne stories, an Asimov
get in the world, the science-fic- and a Poul Anderson, appeared
tion magazines of that time could as serials in Astounding. In its
only supply the best of the new own leflhanded way, this was the
gout of wordage the book pub- first major important
case of
lishers now needed as they jock- work being fed from a book pub-
eyed for control of the market. lisher into the magazines a —
They couldn’t supply all of it, by complete reversal of the estab-
a long shot. lished precedence.
Perforce, the book publishers
had to be willing to pay enough A t about this same time, two
for original material so that good ^ other interesting things hap-
writers could be induced to oc- pened.
casionally forego the magazines A publisher of paperback
as a primary market originals got on the stands with
No publisher in the world ever his edition of a middling-impor-
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—
tant novel before it had finished the apprenticeship that magazine
running as a serial in Astound- work forces on its steady practi-
ing. And Doubleday published tioners. These flat souffles are
Cyril Kornbluth’s Takeoff, a ma- in turn subjected to the atten-
jor novel by a major magazine tions of blurb writers and sales
writer, which had seen no maga- promotion directors who des-
zine publication at all. cribe and package them to be
After the inevitable stumbling more attractive and rewarding
start, the big book houses were than they really are.
getting their programs into full It is my fervent hope that
flight. In every other impor- these easy promises will have
tant field of magazine fiction, their effect; that the second or
most of the long serials had in third time the customer is in-
fact been already under contract duced to part with four dollars
as books. That had now become for a two-dollar experience, a
the situation in science fiction, as certain chill will settle over the
well, and with various ups and romance.
downs, that is the situation today. In looking over the titles pro-
In all, it took the major houses duced by the pioneers of 1950
about five years, from 1950 to not all of whom were honest
1955, to make it so. men with the look of far hori-
After ten years, this pendulum zons in their eyes, and some of
may now be getting ready to whom rooked their customers
swing back the other v/ay. Too and writers unmercifully, some-
many new (novels) are not form- times from sheer naivete one —
er magazine — however
serials is struck by how odd a profession-
tt^"T^hey don’t build slums like ed, slapping aside the dodderer’s
they used to,” VVhitey hands and thumbing the blue
Edwards told me, reaching up elastic panel back in place with
for a loose corner of the flexo a fast rub along its adhesive
and pulling it down to prove his edge. Again it decently covered
point. It domed springily over the flaccid tangle of what looked
our dreg-bottomed coffee cups, like rainbow-hued sheep’s gut
revealing in the hidden space and rubber unmentionables. “But
behind it the limp multicolored they built Ma like a bull and
spaghetti of the utilities piping: she’ll gore and trample you if
gas, water, metered syntho-milk, she finds you tearing down her
sewage, coaxed TV, med-mist, kitchen. It’s bad enough what
Musik, robo-talk, robo-juice, the giant centipedes are doing.”
tele, vele, elec, gelec, and such. The jumbo TV, jammed be-
Few of them running fat with tween sink and fridge flickered
their peculiar contributions to weak and ghostly. A gaggle of
the good life, I judged. and eight-job
five-job wives men
“That may be so,” I answer- were having a closed-end dis-
cussion of everything in creation started to tell Whitey 1 had
on the executive patio edge of I even more current job-sorrows
a swimming pool big enough to than his. Since Thursday I’d
hide a space-to-seabottom cruis- been terminated from my street-
er. Their sweet eldritch cackle smiler’s job for competing with
was unintelligible, but their state the psychiatrists, robot and hu-
of undress was a slight counter- man, and for all I know with
irritant to boredom. the giant centipedes. Just then
Whitey Edwards sighed, not my brother Dick erupted from
looking at these suburban god- the bed-closets, throwing clothes
desses, but squinting his rheumy over his sallow nakedness like a
eyes against the Monday sun Gypsy escaping from a Nazi gas
coming up like doom over the chamber —
or as if he were a
dusty flats between Beatsville six-job man at least and not a
and the Henleys’ happy if fragile sprint-in-the-gutter one- jobber.
little family castle. Earth’s spot- And with that job only since
ted, spitting, seething star shot Friday night after being three
its angry rays under the great weeks on probationary relief.
awning rigged in front of our I called sweetly at him, “Are
windows and door. you scared a customer vi/ill put
“Once,” the old boy said, shak- a gush of quarters into one of
ing the head -topping that gave your metal bandits with her own
him his name, “they built slums little pinkies if you’re a minute
solid with steel beams and heavy late?”
lath and great bloody pipes of Dick scowled, gyrating around
iron and tile and lead that made a stubborn trouser leg. “Don’t
’em think twice before they tore you worry, Dickie,” I kejit on.
’em down. But now .” He . . “All the women psyched
I illicitly
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anyway, there aren’t enough jobs termined that it get recognition
to go around more than two or in the form of seven- or eight
three times. Though at the mo-
job careers.
Dick groggled something at me ment Dick was the only one of
and got the door open, all set us with any job at all, except
for a spring-heel take-off. But for Tom, who lives away with his
there in his way was a tiny wife and two kids. But obstruc-
man, dressed like a respectable tions and set-backs never daunt
beetle, with dimpled fist raised Ma. It’s not the money she’s
to knock. He had glasses with after, mostly, it’s the glory of
zoomer lenses; silver antennae the House of Henley pitted
quivered out of his gray hat; a against the whole bloody world.
flat black belly-box was his ven- Pricked by tender filial warmth
tral carapace. He looked around, I eyed her —
a murderous son-
especially at the cluttered floor, punishing behemoth but my
as if we were a touch unsavory, blessed mother —
while Whitey
but he held his ground. gave her an unseen wave. He’s
As Dick paused at this col- an old admirer she tolerates ever
eopterous apparition, Ma came since Pa recognized her superior
charging out of the bed-closets, nuclear power and died.
red in the face and black was Dick bit out and swallowed
the rest of her. She grappled the meat of the orange and ton-
Dick around the elbows and roar- gued aside the peel so as to yell
ed, “Stop! No son of mine is that the coffee was burning his
going out to give battle to the hand and what would it do to
21st Century on an empty stom- his throat? Ma
ripped the fridge
ach.” Grabbing a quarter orange open against the pull of the
she shoved it between his teeth great spring I’d fixed outside to
like a boxer’s mouthpiece and keep it shut since the latch
then snatching this way and that broke. She whisked out an ice-
she slammed a sandwich in his cube and tucked it in Dick’s cup.
one hand and a cup in the other The fridge door thudded shut
and on the next time around and the spring whirred like a
poured it steaming full. rattlesnake about to jump loose
and strike, but it didn’t.
"VTo one can deny that Ma Then Dick gulped his coffee
^ stands squarely in back of while Ma held him and screech-
her four sons, like the manager ed in his ear about using lunch
of a quartet of fistic champions, hour to scout for a second job
conscious of our genius and de- and not stalk girls. When he’d
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”
dreaming the deadly peril he’d far, and piped soothingly, “Mrs.
been in, advanced another step Henley, there’s nothing vulgar or
into the kitchen and called, “Mrs. inferior about robo med. The
Henley, it’s very needful you Secretary of Mental Health him-
have your medical inspection. self prefers
—
” he started to take
You’re distorting area med stat- another step into the room.
istics and there are drastic pen- “That old sham!” Ma roared,
alties for evading med census. palpitating my grasp and
in
No need for you to undress, just purpling dark. “He’s the same
hold still now —” one whose minions are forever
sentencing my genius son Harry
pushed the coffee flask back to the clutches of the remedial
I against the wall and I stroked psychiatrists.”
Ma as I held her tight, so she “But Mrs. Henley,” the little
didn’t go quite as purple as she fellow went on with rash cour-
howled at him, “You filthy med- age, “I can see with my own
spy! —do you think I’ll submit eyes you’re not in the best of
to your peepings and be stuff for health. An immediate med-
your filt'ny pictures when I’m check —
not granted decent human med That gave me my
opening and
service if I do sicken? Here I I shoved Ma into Whitey’s arms
poet in the world, and Dick the cried, “or they’ll be terminating
Prince of Personalities, whom you for making diagnoses who
you saw speeding to work and I are only a census-taker. That’s
need not comment on, and Tom, what the licensed psychers did
who’s a bloody wonder and — to me for adding only a few
the filthy world takes so little words of insight and wisdom Co
note of them that if I go to the my street-smiling.”
clinic it’s only robot doctors At that very moment a ghost-
who’ll see me and never a flesh- ly pattering began and swiftly
and-blood physician!” grew louder. It seemed to come
Whatever the topic of her rant, from everywhere.
Ma always gets in a commercial “What’s that?” the little chap
for her boys. asked wonderingly.
The beetle-man quivered back “The giant centipedes,” I told
a little at all that, but not very him.
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she brushed past me, the silver fix that, Meaghan,” and then her
spring twinging again as she beloved claws were propelling me
chanced to kick it. to a seat at the table flush
“Meaghan, let her go, who against the blue flexo, with my
can’t appreciate the Prince of cup in front of me and beyond
Personalities,” Ma said to me that Tom’s great face as full of
loftily,her color down to lady- a smile of eager elder-brother
like brightpink again, but I still benignity as my cup was of
would have followed and argued steaming coffee — Ma having
with Ellie —
Dick didn’t deserve poured again and dropped in a
to be deserted when he’d just pinch of dexy (I saw her) to
got a toe on the bottom rung of give me spirit.
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encouraged ’em to widen their Ma around to hold her down.”
minds and feelings a little and “Ma’s all right,” I told him
get some of the comic side-wash more courage
.sharply. “She’s got
of others’ troubles and cheer up and determination and vision
naturally.” than the four of us’ll ever have
“There you’ve hit the nub of together. And such a fierce self-
it,” Tom asserted, wagging a fin- punishing drive I wonder she’s
ger in my face. “You tried to still alive. How would you ever
deliver more than your job call - have got out of here to a place
ed for, instead of learning to do of your own without Ma boot-
itwith a minimum of effort and ing you?”
finding another job to go with
it, to swell your income — and tt'T^rue, true,” he agreed.
then another after that.” He gave “Nevertheless, Ma’s a
a quick look around —
to make hopeless romantic. She wants her
sure Ma hadn’t come back, I four sons to be Dukes of the
soon realized —
and then lean- World, lording it over all.”
ing forward said with a confi- I couldn’t help chuckling at
dential hush, “Oh, Meaghan, my that, “When I was still street-
boy, I’ve learned so much of the smiling,” I confided, “a little
world since I got away from man, who thought he was a
here and Ma’s no longer firing great romantic, opened his mind
me with resentments and wild to me wanting only to escape
ambitions. The world’s a very from the prison of his life and
tidy comfortable place if only aim a flashing sword at other
you’ll remember there are three men and capture with love their
billion other lunatic climbers in women — and corral all the sin-
it —
and do no more than you’re gle girls going around loose too.
told and watch the smiles .and After we both looked at this
frowns of your superiors and stirring picture a while, we rea-
keep your eyes open and your what he really wanted
lized that
nostrils flared for flicker or scent was to have all women mother
of another chance to make mon- him and puff him up and lead
ey. Step fast, keep adding one him through life like a great
job to the next like beads
little bobbing red balloon.”
on a necklace, and forget Ma “That’s the way with all ro-
and her wild dreams. Oh and did mantics, including Ma,” Tom
I tell you my
Katie’s got two said, taking advantage of me
jobs herself now too? and — straightway. “She wants her sons
never a one she’d have had with , to be princes and kings, or board
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”
I groaned as
on the verge
if said, “I suppose the robots
of defeat. Tom laughed and I they’re having the most trou-
said, “1 was forgetting about ble with are the ones that re-
that. with Mea talking
What pair heat-tunnels and sewers and
of billions of jobs, my one gst other delightful underground
lost the stampede. Well, it
in conduits.”
seems that the repair robots are “How did you know that?”
getting unpredictable every- Tom asked me very quickly.
where, spending too much time “Old sunken spillways and aqua-
on some jobs and not enough ducts and chimneys too, though
on others, and passing up still — some of the last poking thou-
others altogether. One repaired sands of feet high into the clear
a leak so well it built an armor heady air. A most healthful job,
wall six feet thick around the —
my boyo a regular mountain-
leak and himself —
Fortunata, climbing and spelunking vaca-
they called that one. Another tion.”
found a leak and did nothing I said softly, “I think I’d rath-
but start making identical leaks er drown parboiled in this coffee
in all the pipes he followed — cup than play psychiatric aide to
until thousands of them were a manic genius robot with a
squirting behind him. A demo- breakneck wander-urge who’s
lition robot started shooting waiting for his metal conscious-
rocks at a new-risen glastic ness to with its first
brighten
building. Yet the circuits of these jeweled unhuman
pictures and
robots are in perfect order and impulses. The
electricity-loving
they always behave properly un- machines are coming awake, did
der factory tests. So what must you know that, Tom? All the
be done is to have a man follow machines —
each metal trouble-shooter and “No, it’s but one machine,” a
note every move he makes, softer dreamier voice, mournful
watch his behavior day after as a breeze through dead leaves,
day —
taking weeks if necessary cut in on me. The adolescent
so the robot will get used to wraith with hair like blond spi-
his presence and not vary his derweb, who was Ma’s poet ge-
behavior to please or confuse or nius and my youngest brother
harm the watcher. Oh, it’s a Harry, came drifting in from the
fine sort of job —
no work at all bed-closets as if blown rather
— sort of like what they called than walking. I could tell from
Sidewalk Inspecting back in the the light-year look in his blue
depths of history.” eyes that he’d conned his re-
answer you’ll ever get from me Whitey came alive and flapped
— tomorrow or any other day.” his hands at her cautiously, like
a torero ready jump the
to
TV Ta
tapped her hoof and flash- fence. I slitted my eyes as if I
ed a rageful eye at me. were falling asleep. Tom
got red
“Tom,” she said to him, “if as Ma and said the hell with us,
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he was going for good. So Ma Ma screamed a great single
stamped this way and that, now scream and took a step forward
roaring at Harry and me for our, and then stiffened and fell back
sloth, now bellowing at Tom for and I caught her in my arms
his disloyalty. Then she lifted and lowered her to the floor and
her arms to heaven and froze. pillowed her head. Outside I
At that instant the beetle-man could hear the beetle-man buzz-
popped into the doorway and ing into his neckphone for an
pointed his antennae at her. No ambulance like the fool he was
one saw him but me. — for Tom’s head was smashed
Tom’s face grew redder and to the neck. Then I was wonder-
he gave a snort and turned on ing how Tom’s blood could have
his heel toward the door just got on Ma, for there was blood
as the beetle-man ducked out of on her chest and then more and
sight. Tom had no sooner stamp- more of it, like a bull fallen from
ed out than the beetle-man pop- the final thrust and pumping his
ped in again behind him, waving heart out, and then I realized
a gray-black transparency he’d it was Ma’s blood from her lungs,
whipped from his black belly- gurgling with her Cheyne-Stokes
box. breathing.
“Mrs. Henley,” he piped rap- Whitey came fluttering down
idly, “I got a perfect shot of all at her other side.
your insides, but that’s all that’s Harry was standing looking at
perfect about it. You must come us and he was trembling, and
to the clinic right away with me. then we heard the siren far off,
Your heart’s like a watermelon and then another, and then the
and your aorta and pulmonary two of them coming closer fast,
like summer squash.” He wag- and as they came closer and
gled a finger at me. “Diagnosis their angry wailing grew louder,
by a med-spector is permissable Harry began to tremble more,
in dire emergencies.” and as their sound burst into the
open of the razed blocks, he
M
ing
a’s face went purple.
that instant I felt the build-
quiver from the top down
At cried,
he
“I’m off to Beatsville,”
and he was sprinting by the time
through the door.
v,^ent
burst through tlie awning and though there was nothing I could
struck Tom as if he were a very do but hold Ma. Then I knew
thick spike and it a hammer that what was coming had come,
driving him into the ground. for there was a shout and a
-Ar
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by ISAAC ASIMOV
165
—
But one word remained always intact was itself a near-mir u I
.-
present. If unspoken it had to be The five were given life for scr.ie
found in their thoughts; “Am- years at least. Beyond that, oaly
monia.” the blundering arrival of another
It bad come first while the ship could help, but no one ex-
landing was being scratched out pected that. They had had their
against all odds on limping mo- life’s share of coincidences, they
tors and in a battered space can. knew, and all had been bad.
You allow for bad breaks, of That was that.
course; you expect a certain And the key word was “am-
number —but
one at a time. A monia.” With the surface spirall-
stellar fries out the hyper-
flare ing upward, and death (merciful-
circuits —thatcan be repaired, ly quick) facing them at consider-
given time. A meteorite disaligns ably better than even odds, Chou
—
the feeder-valves they can be somehow had time to note the
straightened, given time. A tra- absorption spectrograph, which
jectory is miscalculated under was registering raggedly.
tension and a momentarily un- “Ammonia,” he cried out. The
bearable acceleration tears out others heard but there was no
the jump-antennae and dulls the time to pay attention. There was
senses of every man on board only the wrenching fight against
but antennae can be replaced a quick death for the sake of a
and senses will recover, given slow one.
time. When they landed finally, on
The chances are one in count- sandy ground with sparse, rag-
less many that all three will ged bluish vegetation; reedy
happen at once; and still less grass; stunted tree-like objects
that they will happen during a with blue bark and no leaves; no
particularly tricky landing when sign of animal life; and with
the one necessary currency for an almost greenish cloud-
the correction of all errors, time, streaked sky above the word —
is the one thing that is most came back to haunt them.
lacking. “Ammonia?” said Petersen
heavily.
'"T^he Cruiser John hit that one Chou said, “Four percent.”
chance in countless many, “Impossible,” said Petersen.
and it made a final landing, for But it wasn’t. The books
it would never lift off a planetary What the
didn’t say impossible.
surface again. Galactic Corps had discovered
That it had landed essentially was that a planet of a certain
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;
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Barrere said, “Let’s treat the steadily. Each month there was
soil then. It’s rotten with am- less room for maneuver.
nnK)nium salts. We’ll bake the When the end came at last, it
salts out and replace the ammon- was with almost gratifying sud-
ia-free soil.” denness. There was no name to
“And what about the atmos- place on the weakness and ver-
phere?” asked Chou. tigo. No one actually suspected
“In ammonia-free soil, they direct ammonia poisoning. Still,
may catch hold despite the at- they were living off the algal
mosphere. They almost make it growth of what had once been
as is.” ship-hydroponics for years and
They worked like longshore- the growths were themselves
men, but with no real end in aberrant with possible ammonia
view. None really thought it contamination.
would work, and there was no It could have been the work-
future for themselves, personally, ings of some native microorgan-
even if it did work. But working ism which might finally have
passed the days. learned to feed off them. It might
The next growing season, they even have been an Earthly mic-
had their ammonia-free soil, but roorganism, mutated under the
Earth-plants still grew only feeb- conditions of a strange world.
ly. They even placed domes over So three died at last and did
several shoots and pumped am- so, circumstances be praised,
monia-free air within. It helped painlessly. They were glad to
slightly but not enough. They ad- go, and leave the useless fight.
justed the chemical composition Chou said, in a voiceless whis-
of the soil in every possible fash- per, “It’s foolish to lose so bad-
ion. There was no reward. ly.”
The shoots produced
feeble Petersen, alone of the five to
their tiny whiffs of oxygen, but be on his feet (was he immune,
not enough to topple the am- whatever it was?) turned a griev-
monia atmosphere off its base. ing face toward his only living
“One more push,” said San- companion.
dropoulos, “one more. We’re “Don’t die,” he said, “don’t
rocking it; we’re rocking it;but leave me alone.”
we can’t knock it over.” Chou tried to smile. “I have
no But you can follow us,
choice.
''T^heir and equipment
tools old friend.Why fight? The tools
blunted and wore out with are gone and there is no way of
time and the future closed in winning now, if there ever was.”
FORECAST
Actually our editorial this month is our forecast, but it's on a some-
whdt longer-range scale than usual. Restricting our view to the single issue
coming up next, here's what it looks like now:
The lead is by C. C. MacApp, a writer who hitherto has appeared in
Galaxy only as the author of a couple of biting and sardonically funny
short stories like And All the Earth a Grave and A Flask of Fine Arcturan.
Next month's is quite different. It's an adventure story. The place is the
planet Mercury. The time, some hundreds of years in the future; and the
title is The Mercurymen. Pederson has done the cover for it; and if the
object you see in the background looks to you like a covered wagon —
if
is! It has to be, in fact —for reasons you will discover when you read the
story.
Robert Silverberg will join us again next issue with a long novelette
called The Warriors of Light. And we have a pointed and funny novelette
by a new writer named Norman Kagan (you may remember that he was
one of the "firsts" we print in every issue of our companion magazine, If,
some time ago. His story then was called The Mathenauts, and it was im-
mediately selected for "best of the year" honors). What Kagan is writing
about this time is politics —
the grandest game of them all, as they say;
but in Kagan's story the rules are those invented by Franz Kafka, and nat-
urally enough the story is called Laugh Along with Franz.
We also have a couple of shorts of special interest, since both mark
the first and long overdue appearance of their authors in Galaxy. One is
a very short one by Arthur C. Clarke (but he calls it the longest story ever
written, for reasons you will see when you read it); the other is by Harlan
Ellison. If they fit they'll be in!
Illustrated by GAUGHAN
172
did. Jackson would talk to any- switched the status controls to
one, human or alien, no matter standby.
what their size or shape or color. He checked the analyzer for
It was what he was paid to do, oxygen and trace-element con-
and what he had to do anyhow. tent in the atmosphere, and took
He talked when he was alone on a quick survey of the local micro-
the long interstellar runs, and he organisms. The place was viable.
talked even more when he was He leaned back in his chair and
with someone or something that waited. It didn’t take long, of
would talk back. He figured he course. They — the locals, in-
was lucky to be paid for his com- digenes, authochtones, whatever
pulsions. you wanted to call them — came
“And not just paid, either,” he out of their city to look at the
reminded himself. “Well paid, spaceship. And Jackson looked
and with a bonus arrangement on through the port at them.
top of that. And furthermore, “Well now,” he said. “Seems
this feels like my lucky planet. like the alien life-forms in this
I feel like I could get rich on this neck of the woods are honest-to-
one; unless they kill me down Joe humanoids. That means a
there, of course.” five thousand dollar bonus for old
The lonely flights between the Uncle Jackson.”
planets and the imminence of
death were the only disadvan- ''X^he inhabitants of the city
tages of this job; but if the work were bipedal monocepha-
weren’t hazardous and difficult, They had the appropriate
loids.
the pay wouldn’t be so good. number of fingers, noses, eyes,
Would they kill him? You ears and mouths. Their skin was
could never tell. Alien life-forms a flesh-colored beige, their lips
were unpredictable —
just like were a faded red, their hair was
humans, only more so. black, brown or red.
“But I don’t think they’ll kill “Shucks, they’re just like
me,” Jackson said. “I just feel home-folks!” Jackson said. “Hell,
downright lucky today.” I ought to get an extra bonus for
This simple philosophy had that. Humanoidissmus, eh?”
sustained him for years, across The aliens wore clothes. Some
the endless lonely miles of space, of them carried elaborately
and in and out of ten, twelve, carved lengths of wood like
twenty planets. He saw no reason swagger-sticks. The women deco-
to change his outlook now. rated themselves with carved
The ship landed. Jackson and enameled ornaments. At a
SHALL WE HAVE A LITTLE TALK 173
flying guess. Jackson ranked member Jackson’s Law: All in-
them about equivalent to Late telligent life-forms share the di-
Bronze Age on Earth. vine faculty of gulli'Diiity; which
They talked and gestured means that the triple-tongued
among themselves. Their lan- Thung of Orangus V can be
guage was, of course, incompre- conned out of his skin just as
hensible to Jackson; but that easily as Joe Doakes of St. Paul.”
didn’t matter. The important And so, wearing a brave, arti-
thing was that they had a lan- ficial little smile, Jackson swung
guage, and that their speech the port open and stepped out
sounds could be produced by his to have a little talk.
vocal apparatus.
“Not like on that heavy planet tW'oll now, how jhall?” Jack-
last year.’’ Jackson“Those
said. ^ son asl.ed at once, just to
I had
supersonic sons of bitches! hear the sound of his own voice.
to wear special earphones and The nearest aliens shrank away
mike, and it was 110 in the from him. Nearly all of them were
shade.” frowning. Several of the younger
The aliens were waiting for ones carried bronze knives in a
him, and Jackson knew it. That forearm scabbard. These were
first moment of actual contact — clumsy weapons, but as effective
it always was a nervous business.
as anything ever invented. The
That’s when they were most
aliens started to draw.
apt to let you have it.
“Now take it easy,” Jackson
Reluctantly he moved to the
said, keeping his voice light and
hatch, undogged, it, rubbed his
unalarmed.
eyes and cleared his throat. He
They drew their knives and
managed to produce a smile. He
began to edge forward. Jackson
told himself, “Don’t get sweaty,
stood his ground, waiting, ready
member, you’re just a little old
to bolt through the hatch like a
Jackson, don’t choke up. Re-
jet-propelled jack-rabbit, hoping
member you’re just a little old
interstellar wanderer —
kind of he could make it.
galactic vagabond —
to extend Then a third man (might as
the hand of friendship and all well call them men Jackson de-
that jazz. You’ve just dropped in cided) stepped in front of the
for a little talk, nothing more. belligerent two. This one was
Keep on believing that, sweety, older. He spoke rapidly. He ges-
and the extraterrestrial Johns will tured. The two with the knives
believe right along with you. Re- looked.
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”
guilty about doing any of those But first he had to own that
things because he invariably be- property. He had to really own
lieved that he was right and they it,to protect himself from the
were wrong. bleeding-hearts Congressmen and
This policy, technically called the soft-on-aliens newsmen who
the droit de signeur, was one of always started an investigation
the most remarkable features of whenever Earth took charge of
the laissez fake capitalism which another planet.
the ancients knew. To provide a legal basis for
But, down the slow passage of conquest —
that was what the
centuries, cultural processes were Contactors were for.
inexorably at work. A new ethic “Jackson,” Jackson said to
came into the world; and slowly himself, “you gonna sit your-
but surely, a sense of fair play self that li'l ole bromicaine fac-
and justices was bred into the tory tomorrow and you gonna
human race. Rulers came to be own it without let or hindrance.
chosen by ballot, and were re- You heah me, boy? I mean it
which every race has its counter- on and so on. It was a game of
part of. wits Earth invariably won, since
Terrans wanted what they the strongest is usually judged
wanted, but they also wanted the cleverest.
that what they wanted should But the Naians weren’t even
look nice. This was a lot to ex- trying to fight back. Jackson con-
pect sometimes, especially when sidered that downright despic-
what they wanted was ownership able.
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” ” ”
ceptional potentiators, together works and that’s the way it’s got-
with their most common posi- ta be. And
anyone thinks they
if
known rules and invisible prin- 'and he looked upon the officials
ciples.It changed its form like with something approaching awe.
an avalanche changes its shape. “You’ve done it, boys,” he told
Compared with it, English was them. “You’ve beaten the system.
like a glacier. Old Earth could swallow you and
The Na language was, truly never notice the difference: yoU
and monstrously, a simulacrum couldn’t do a damned thing about
of Heraclitus’s river. it. But the folks back home like
You cannot step into the same their legalism, and our law says
river twice,said Heraclitus: for that we must be in a state of
other waters are forever flowing communication as a prior condi-
on. tion to any transaction.”
Concerning the language of “Mun?” Erum asked politely.
Na, this was simply and literally “So I guess that means I leave
true. you folks alone,” Jackson said.
That made it bad enough. But “At least, I do as long as they
even worse was the fact that an keep that law on the books. But
observer like Jackson could never what the hell, a reprieve 's the
hope to fix or isolate even one best anyone can ask for. Eh?”
term out of the dynamic shifting “Mun mun,” the mayor said
network of terms that composed hesitantly.
the Na language. For the observ- “I’ll be getting along now,”
er's action would be gross enough Jackson said. “Fair’s fair . . .
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