why do jews smell so bad?

well the last time they took a shower 6 million of them died.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Pizza doesn't scream when it
goes in the oven.

How do you estimate the direction in which a jew will escape from the concentration
camp?
Height of chimney divided by direction of wind.

How many jews can you fit into a VW Beetle?

4 comfortably in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

They say there's safety in numbers.

Tell that to 6 million jews...

why do showers have 11 holes?

because jews have 10 fingers

how was copper wire invented?

2 jews fighting over a penny

How was copper wire invented? 2 Jews fighting over a penny

What was the main cause of Germany's bankruptcy during world war 2?
Hitler's gas bill.

a camp for jews with learning difficulties?

concentration camp

What's the difference between a ton of coal and a thousand Jews? Jews burn longer.

what do you call a flying jew? smoke

>jew in bar playing with ashtray

>german walks in
>are you looking for your family?

>Why did Hitler kill himself?

>He saw the gas bill

>How do you get 600 jews in a car?

>Throw a penny in.
>How do you get them out?
>Tell them Hitler is driving.

Jew mad?

Why did jews go to the concentration camp ?

Because ticket was for free

Whats the difference between boy scouts and jews?

Boy scouts come back from camp.