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the Oomp Pah Pah band that had been put on the
phonograph specifically for that purpose. I was
astonished that Traitz even knew the words, even though
they were only three repeated interminably. I later
learned from one of the flunkies of the Traitz entourage
that he had been forewarned and told to learn the words
and tune before going to the ward. Remarkable was the
event, every candidate singing, however badly, in front
of the assembled masses in the pub. I’d never seen
anything like it before. That same aide later confided, “If
O’Neil can get candidates to sing in public, think of what
else O’Neil could later get them to do behind closed
doors.”
Council President Swartz called Traitz in for a
meeting and suggested he bring his chief of staff,
Swanson, along. Carefully “tutoring” Traitz in the ways
of City Council, the president carefully asked Traitz just
what he hoped to accomplish. Prodding, cajoling, and
gently suggesting the reality of life in the early 1900’s,
the president came to clearly understand that the newly
radicalized city councilman was beyond practical
redemption. Traitz had so become enamored of his
radical transformative ideas that he completely failed to
mention the things he truly could have accomplished,
things Swartz would have gladly arranged—things like
street signs and sidewalks for his neighbors, the things
that originally caused Traitz to run his protest campaign.
Instead, forgetting (if he ever knew) that politics is the
art of the possible, without even consulting his fellow
councilmen to find out what was possible, Traitz
discussed a living minimum wage, child protection laws,
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