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your taxes pay my education B: we ACT.

SALAMAT!
university of the philiipines (logo) *CAL (College of Arts and Letters) shirt says:
"I'm a cunning linguist"
Legends:
F = Front *Geology shirt
B = Back
F: do you Lava me,
"UP Ako. Ikaw?" B: like i Lava you?

at ang meron ding pang-parents na edition.. Sa PolSci shirt...


F: Hayop ako
"UP anak ko..Sayo?" B: Man by nature is a political animal

meron ding.. BS Bio shirt


F: Be good to bacteria
F: UP ako
B: Sana ikaw rin UP Centennial shirt
F: When the world tries to be outstanding
na sinagot ng mga taga UP Los Banos with their shirt: B: We are the standard

F: Eh ano kung UP ka? Dentistry shirt (batch shirt namin)


B: Ako den. F: You can't handle the tooth
B: We can
*UP Centennial Shirt
F: Mayabang na noon... Math Shirt
B: Mas lalo pa ngayon! F: You think you know everything?
B: Prove it.
*UPDiliman Shirt:
F: Artistahin.
F: LIWANAG at Karunungan at
B: Natagpuan ko sa UP F: Aaah..
B: Coming soon..
Another:
ng UP Film Institute.
"Yung midterms niyo..
Quiz lang namen." Meron ding Plants Vs. Zombies inspired..

And another.. F: Q: Bakit maraming sunflower sa UP??


B: A: Proteksyon sa Zombies. You know, Nasa UP kasi
"Yung Uno niyo, Tres lang samen." ang lahat ng BRAINS eh.

F: Wag ka na tumingin sa likod, mamamangha ka lang. Physics Shirt says:


B: UP FINE ARTS
"I think that I shall never see
*A department shirt A grade as lovely as a THREE..."

F: We don't just think... UP Engineering Angas:


B: we analyze.
-insert Oble pic
* Sumagot ang isang dept. F: Your dream
B: My reality
F: We don't just analyze...
_liberal culture
....at siyempre ang pinaka patok na angas ng mga taga _life-long pride
Eng'g: _bloody registration
_rushing late night work
F: Eh ano kung Uno ka? _ugly eyebags
B: Eng'g ka ba _notorious professors
_hell weeks
sa PHILO: _toxic lifestyle
"I THINK THEREFORE I AM FROM UP!" _constant lack of sleep
_nose-bleeding exams
_heart stopping results
BANAT # 1 _die-hard friendships

A guy enters a FLOWER SHOP. People call it...


GUY: Do you have a BLUE fish?
SALESLADY: Are you from Ateneo? "UNIVERSITY OF THE PHILIPPINES"
GUY: How did you know?
SALESLADY: You asked for a BLUE fish. We call it LIFE!
GUY: So if I asked you if you have GREEN love birds,
would you say that I'm from La Salle? http://bluebeieshan.multiply.com/journal/item/30
SALESLADY: Most probably.
GUY: What if I asked you if you have a MAROON parrot.
Would you say i'm from UP?
SALESLADY: No, UP students wouldn't ask for pets in a
FLOWER SHOP. :)

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BANAT # 2

Presenting the Universities of the Philippines in the


country!
1. UP- University of the Philippines
2. PNU- Para Ngang UP
3. UST- UP Sana Tayo!
4. ADMU- Ayaw Daw Mag- UP
5. DLSU- Di Lumusot sa UPCAT
6. FEU- Failed to Enter UP
7. MAPUA- Meron Akong Panaginip, UP AKO
8. SLU- Sana Lang UP
9. CEU- Cannot Enter UP
10. ST. PAUL- Sana Talaga Pumasa Akong UPCAT, Lord..
11. PUP- Pekeng UP
12. TUP- Tunay na UP

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HUBAD NA KATOTOHANAN:

_naked man
_brilliant students
_brain wacking terms