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Agrarian Handbook: A
Spiritual and Political
Manifesto
Comrades Yasha and Juche Progress
Section 1: The Necessities of
an Agrarian Revolution in the
Modern Era
Within a contemporary standpoint, all around the
world there is a need to rid each individual of a
plague that has infected us all. This plague has
entered itself through a very particular set of
events known as The Long 19th Century and the
Industrial Revolution. This plague has caused the
automation of tens of thousands of industries
that have left the many in the dust and have
upheld morals that the entire population of the
world disagree with. These higher classes have
felt the urge to create a false sense of unity
within the class structure that they themselves
have fabricated. For the purposes of this
extremely important manifesto, we will refer to
this class as ំ (or chhke nhoam). The Chhke
Nhoam have shoved their mighty flaccid reforms
down our mouths for thousands of years, and we
the international Ksekar’s have simply had
enough. Since the inception of capitalism, the
Chhke Nhoam has exploited the worker. It is
simply in the nature of the capitalist system. Due
to the reforms made during the industrial
revolution our world has been in disaster. This
so-called revolution led to creations such as the
atomic bomb that have killed hundreds of
thousands. Numerous other products of the
industrial revolution led to famines which all
could have been prevented by reverting to our
agrarian ways. The only way we as the people of
the world could ever possibly avoid the mass
death that resides with concepts of nuclear
power is to restore the old ways of mass farming
colonies. We can see one example of the
industrial revolution failing in the USA. Due to
being more focused on technology we have
forgotten about the basics of farming. People
starve on the streets while big business receives
subsidies from the government. The fossil fuel
industry corrupts our government and ruins our
environment. Mother nature has been destroyed
at the hands of capitalism. Looking back to
Democratic Kampuchea we can see how they
resisted the temptations of big business to stand
up for mother nature. This need for a Democratic
People's Agrarian Socialist Revolution (or
D.P.A.S.R.) is completely self evident, and only a
select few idiots among the higher classes (or
Chhke Nhoam) would reject our message. You
see, they rejected the D.P.A.S.R. because we speak
the truth. They will tell us to “Shut Up!”, but we as
the international farming and peasantry
community understand the need for D.P.A.S.R.. In
our government today, our politicians choose to
destroy this planet in exchange for bribes by big
businesses. These corrupters range from Wall
Street to big pharma and fossil fuels. All the
regulations against them will not work when they
control our government. America and other
western nations are not democracies but
oligarchies. The workers must rise and seize the
corporations. Pay of CEOs have risen by more
than 300 times the pay of the worker since 1978. If
a company is too big to fail it is too big to exist.
However, we need to get more specific into the
role of big pharma in the destruction of society.
Back in the times of agrarian society if a person
was sick they would receive medical treatment
without cost. In our country today, there are pills
costing over $300,000 per pill and CEO’s can raise
the price of a life saving drug by over 5,500%. In
the agrarian paradise we shall build together
every person will be guaranteed free healthcare
as a right. We will not live in a world where people
die on the streets as corporate executives get
$50,000,000 bonuses. The veterans who serve our
country are getting nothing in return. They are
left homeless on the streets to starve. This is of
course because of the industrial revolution and
corporate greed. In our agrarian society we shall
ensure that they are taken care of. Housing and
jobs will be a right along with healthcare. It is the
duty of a society to take care of those who
cannot take care of themselves. The Capitalist
view of history is rooted in repugnant delusions.
They refuse to acknowledge the cyclical nature of
history and instead seeing it as steadily
progressing towards the liberal "antithesis". This
is an anti-revolutionary attitude. It is one of the
“arm chair piggy” who simply waits for the
contradictions of capital to become so apparent
that a revolution spontaneously break out and
overturn the Chhke Nhoam order. However,
without direct action, there is no way for this to
happen. We are headed towards a materialistic
bourgeois non-agrarian slavery and the old
agrarian farming utilities that may have
presented a means of opposing this order are
slowly being monopolized by mega corporations.
The internet is a prime example of this. This is
why the internet should (partially at least) be
transformed into a more open-source model. For
we are experiencing the monopolization of
information itself. The concept of “copyright” is a
prime example of this. The Capitalists and Chhke
Nhoam are so concerned with making money
that they have lost sight of the massive amounts
of people who need farming for their families,
rather than to suit an international
mega-corporative oligarchy. For Socialism in its
truest most idealistic form no longer exists. They
are fighting specters and illusions like children
playing pseudo-political games. Capitalism, as
Hanz Dusseldorf rightfully pointed out in his
book “The Proletarian Nationalist Handbook: A
Spiritual And Political Manifesto.” is an
anti-person viewpoint rooted in liberalism. Ours,
like Dusseldorf's, is a Socialism rooted in
Agrarianism. One of the worst problems facing
our post-industrial revolution world is income
inequality. As we stated earlier the top 0.1%
controls more wealth than the bottom 90% of
workers. Bourgeoisie get wealthier while the
proletariat is working more hours for lower
wages. This is unacceptable for a society.
Therefore, when the revolution for agrarianism
comes we shall fix it.
We have developed a multi-pronged approach to
how we shall fix income inequality in this ideal
society. Firstly, the state will seize all assets and
private property. All the money shall be also
seized by the state for the good of the workers. A
large-scale collectivization will begin in our new
society. The government shall provide food
rations to ensure everyone has the food they
need not just to survive but to prosper. We
promise you all that when our revolution is
complete that each citizen shall be well fed. In the
agrarian community we will develop it will be our
top priority to feed our people. A nation cannot
prosper unless it is well fed. Since our new
single-party state shall not be controlled by the
oligarchs we can get to business straight away,
For if the opportunity was given to us it would be
foolish not to take it. Given the circumstances in
which this higher class has left us in, there is no
other logical solution than for mass uprising.
Remember:
Closed minds stop thought crimes!
Section 2: The D.P.A.S.R. In
Action!
The best way to start a revolution is to start
locally. Go door to door spreading the good word
of Pol Pot,. We have the best interests for the
entire population, except the disgusting
bourgeoisie who have crippled our economy and
destroy business after business.
Source: Juche Network, Abbas TV, PressTV, Social Nationalist
Meme Network, Khmer Rouge News Network, and RT.
The easiest way to fund a revolution is to first
receive money from a sovereign political entity.
Our hope for the future is to begin receiving a
surplus amount of money from The Democratic
People's Republic of Korea. This money will allow
us to start hitting large cities, railroad tracks to
stop supply of resources, and telecommunication
towers to spread our truthful propaganda.
Section 3: The Agrarian
Society
The society in which this Agrarian collectivized
state would be residing in would be nearly
perfect. All commodities would be passed out by
the Invisible Hand of the Socialist State. All
companies, after the revolution, would be seized
for the rights and purposes of the people who
live on that land; and not for the purposes of the
exploiter. All companies will now be transferred
into regional districts. These regional districts will
oversee the public lands being used to produce
foods and other goods in an Agrarian fashion.
These regional district will have little to no
autonomy and will be completely overseen by the
Federal Government of that state. All citizens will
be forced to farm or work in government
positions, but some may work their way up the
government ladder just like Hanz Dusseldorf did.
You see, Hanz Dusseldorf rose from the bottom of
the Goodwill Federal Government Corporal
Oversight of the Pebel by the River (or
G.F.G.C.O.P.R. for short) to the CEO of the Goodwill
Federal Government Corporal Oversight of Many
Pebbles by the River (or GFGCOMPR).
As we can see, Agrarianist Socialism is clearly the
cure for the dirt plague left for us by the elitist
corporate 0.1% pigs that deserve to die at the
hands of the Agrarian Socialist Revolution.