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 Your Questions About Sdntology Answered
By B. Fred Tinge
What is Santology? First of all, it is'not a religion! Nor is it a Johnny-comeJately cult like some we could mention! It is a
CENTURIES-OLD SCIENTIFIC SYSTEM based on historical FACT and the well-known WISDOM OF THE AN-
CIENTS. Thousands of people throughout time have used Santology to unravel life's mysteries and probe nature's innermost
secrets, all in the privacy of their homes. In fact, Santology is the WORLD'S OLDEST continuously practiced mystical
method, predating Yoga, Zen and Mah Jongg. There have been copies, but there is only one, true Santological System, and
it derives ldirectly. from Nicodemus, Sage of the Chaldees and inventor of the world's first perpetual calendar and pro-
'nouncing gazetteer.
How does Santology work? Basically, Santologists recognize that the earth is subiect to Principal Power Flows, and
that these Power Flows can be controlled at Flux Points by properly trained;individuals. The Primary Power Flow is Cosrnic
and consists of Orbital Tones produced by the revolution of the earth around the sun. It reaches Prime Lapse in June and
Prime Peak on December 25. At Prime Peak, this Flow can beharnessed tothe advantage of anyone possessingthe FREE
GIFTS of Santology. The Secondary Power Flow is Magnetic and represents Seminal Emanations from the North Pole.
' These, too, can be tapped by qualified Santologists. The Tertiary Power Flow is Atmospheric and comprises Benevolent
Discharges, which can be gathered by Santologists with the correct equipme_rrt. There are other minor waves and Random
Ripples of a Quadrennial or inferior nature (often mistaken for "luck" or "chance"), but they are subordinateto theThree
Principal Power Flows, and only Santology can provide the key to controlling these useful forces.
At this point, people often say, "Well, that's fine for Christmas, but what about the rest of the year?" or, even, "I
don't believe in Santi Claus!" Well, the fact of the matter is, the basic magnetic and atmosphbric Power Flows can be
- controlled on a day-to-day basis to yield mastery, mental power and good mileage. And the Prime Power Flow can be stored up.
It's like having Christmas 365 days of the year! Now, as for Santa Claus, this is not the familiar department store dead-
ender handing dut rubber novelties or ,the mythical flying toy store of children's tales. Such figures are the product of super-
stitions and mass fear and ignorance. The present-day Santa Claus (in Eastern sects, Krishna Kringle) derives from the
lsd.garbed high priests of ttre Order of St. Nicholas. These powerful divines combined the Tree Worship of the Druids,
the Equinocti?rl Rites of the Greeks, the Hearth Gods of the Romans and the Sky Riders of the Norsemen into an orderly
system of Mystical Mastery.
What does Mystical Mastery mean to you? First, it me,ans being in the critical POWER QUADRANT where you
can bend men to your will, rule wome,n and be instantly obeyed by small children, plants and pets. It also means that you
will enjoy the important GIFTS of Santology. Arnong other YOU WILL:
}4AIM AT A TOUCH
BE TALLER.INSTANTLY
BUY BELOW WHOLESALE fi
PLAY WINNING CANASTA
HAVE FREE, SHOES FOR LIFE hr
MASTERDIRECT-DISTANCEDIALINC 1D;r'tr
CONVERSE FREELY IN ODD TONGUES JI IL'' su+rR
OPERATE POWER TOOLS LIKE A PRO
BE ABLE TO TELL GOOD ART FROM BAD ART
BREAK INTO THE LUCRATIVE SEAT-COVER FIELL ,?a

RETIRE AT 50 IN THE SURPRISING SOUTHWEST

SPEAK AND WRITE LIKE A COLLEGE GRADUATE U Hrr
POSSESS SECRETS KNOWN ONLY TO A HANDFUL OF PROFESSIONAL DECORATORS
BE ABLE TO REMEMBER WITH EASE STATE CAP ITALS, PRINCIPAL RIVERS AND ZIP CODES
If you'vs ever thought some friend, neighbor or business associate had "an eye on the ball," "a way with people" or "a lot
of lueky breaks," or if you know someone who seems to leave his Christmas decorations up for most of the year, chances
are you've met someone who is reaping the many rewards of Santology. And if he hasn't told you about it, it's only bec,ause
all Santologists are sworn to silence to protect the secrets of the Santalogical System from thrill-seekers, known Communists
and members of fraudulent rival sects. Obviously, the exact number of Santologists practicing today must remain shrouded
in mystery, but to give you some idea of th'e wide appeal of this sect, it has been estimated that q potential Santologist is born
EVERY SIXry SECONDS!
How can you become a Santologist? In past ages, it required years of difficult traini ng and unpleasant rituals, but
now, thanks to modern teaching methods and our advanced postal system, it is possible for an average student to become
rapidly proficient, at home, in all phases of this complicated discipline. The special series of correspondence courses preparpd
by the Santology Institute requires no more than a few hours of study a month and cost only pennies per minute. For
example, for only $14.95 and one month's homework, you can achieve the basic DASHER STATE and be in a position
to control Quadrennial Flows, includi ng Minor Waves and Random Ripples, for your benefit. Higher levels of achievement
from DANCER to BLITZEN nattlrally take more time and costs more- let's face it, this is no giveaway system that
promises you the world and gives you nothing but weird lingo bu,t as soon as you reach each successive state, you will
be able to exercise more and more control over the ETHEREAL -ENVIRONMENT with all the daily advantages tha,t means
That, in a nutshell, is Santology. Not a religion, not a silly cult, but a proven system of COSMIC CONTROL.
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