Hello one and all and happy Sunday morning to you! It is currently 4:50 a.m.

and I am just now finally

getting a chance to sit down and do my write up. As such there shall only be an intro and the power
rankings, as well as a quick blurb about each matchup. I will hopefully get back to a full write up next
week! Last week the Pick’s went 4-3 to bring my season total to 29-20. Matty-Y and Kyle both led the
week at 6-1, which allowed Matt to sneak back into the top spot at 30-19… way to go Matt!

Last week’s Pickup of the Week goes to Matty-Y, who streamed an 22 Indy D against the woeful Buffalo
Bills!

Last week’s Benching of the Week goes to Rolando, who despite leaving a 36.5 point Denver D on the
bench still cruised to an easy victory over Jenna.

On to the picks!

Power Rankings:
1.) Little Kid Lover (Even): Things I learned this week. 1.) Micah think’s Alvin Kamara is a second
round talent from here on out. 2.) Micah will only trade Kamara for a first round talent because
he’s afraid that’s what Kamara actually may be. 3.) Micah’s fantasy team cannot be stopped
regardless of his love-hate relationship with his first round star. When you’re on top and you’ve
only had one week below 130 points, you got what I call…roster-rich problems :P

(I’m mailing this to Kamara this week on behalf of Micah)

2.) The Funky Cat (+1): Chris got back in the WIN column and hasn’t gone below 140 since a week 3
implosion. Watch out folks our resident Harcarian Hero may be challenging for his first RvP
Title!
3.) Did I Stutter? (+1): Seriously, Rolando’s lowest score on the season is 122. Can you get anymore
consistent than this guy year in and year out? It may be an oldy but it will always be a goody.
Everything Rolando touches turns to GOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLDDDDDDDD!

4.) Threat Level Midnight (+1): That’s 4 out of 5 and I’m back in the driver’s seat for the playoffs
baby!! With a 149 average over the past 4 weeks I’ll move myself up one spot, but I’m not
gonna get carried away.

5.) TOBY!!! (-3): MJ’s 5 game winning streak came to an end and with C.J. Anderson gracing his
starting lineup this week he may well be primed to give Kevin K. his first win of the season, oh
no!

6.) Cousing Mose (E): Make that win 4 out of 5 for Ryan’s squad and things are looking up for his
playoff hopes after a rough start to the season. Don’t look now though, he faces off with
fantasy juggernaut Rolando this week!

7.) AthleadorStumpany? (+1): They say no man is an island. False! Kyle is an island, and his island
is volcanic. And he is about to erupt. With the molten hot lava of strategy! That’s right folks
after reeming out Kenyan Drake, Kyle’s strategy of “motivating him” by benching him in a
pretend football league the real player knows nothing about is somehow paying dividends…

8.) BearsBeatsBattle*G (-1): Another year, another hot start from matt followed by an epic losing
streak. I feel like I may need to rename him from Matty-Y to bang-fizzle.

(Matt’s fantasy season)

9.) Boomroasted (+2): This may not be the Kenny team of years past, but he has quietly won 2 of
his last 3. Unfortunately, he’s about to run into the buzz saw that is our resident pedophile.
10.) Schrute Farms B&B (-1): After a strong 3 game winning streak CJ’s team faltered like his ACL
while playing basketball…..too soon?

11.) Scrantonicity II (-1): After a 36 point start from Watson on TNF Jenna may finally find her way
back into the win column. Unfortunately for this week, she falls another spot after dropping 4
of her last 5.

12.) VonHugen Balls (+1): Don’t look now but Powell has eeked his way up to the 11 spot despite still
being the league’s lowest scoring team.

13.) Scott’s Tots (-1): Another week, another loss. That’s four in a row for Scott’s Tots and he faces
off with a tough Chris team this week. Hey Scott’s Tots, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do
-- make your opponent’s fantasy dreams come true!

14.) Kevins Famous Chili (Even): Kevin K stays in this spot as he is still winless. However, with an
average score of 127 over the past 3 weeks it feels like he can only stay unlucky for so long!

(Kevin took this picture at his house while walking underneath a ladder, which coincidentally fell
and shattered a mirror)
Threat Level Midnight vs. VonHugen Balls:
Want to know what I dressed up as for Halloween this year? I’ll give you a hint: His last name is Christ
and he has the power of flight. He can also heal leopards. Speaking of Jesus…Jesus if I lose to Powell I’ll
never be able to look in the mirror again. Threat Level Midnight!

Little Kid Lover vs. Boomroasted:

What better way to face off with the champion than to cobble together a lineup featuring Sammy
Watkins, Willy Snead and Trenton Cannon. Who’s lineup is featuring 3 total scrubs and is going to get
blown out this week? Boom – Roasted! Little Kid Lover

Kevins Famous Chili vs. TOBY!!!:

MJ is apparently so confident in his chances of beating Kevin this week that he’s rolling out the likes of
C.J. Anderson in his starting lineup. With a 0.9 total fantasy points over his last three appearances, MJ
has tied one hand behind his back and challenged Kevin to a fist fight. Kevins Famous Chili with the W!!

MJ’s care face about his lineup this week.

BearsBeatsBattle*G vs. AthleadorStumpany?:
In a battle of the longest team names in RvP I’m gonna take a flier on the guy who’s lost four straight.
What goes down must come up right? Right? If not we may have to line up some “management”
training for our dear little Andy. BearsBeatsBattle*G

The Funky Cat vs. Scott’s Tots:

This week Chris forced me to admit that James White was an RB1. Since I no longer have anything left
to live for I suppose I may as well take The Funky Cat for the W.

(How I felt IRL about the James White RB1 conversation)

Scrantonicity II vs. Schrute Farms B&B:
What can I say? I gotta go with my girl once again. Scrantonicity II with the W!

Holly, you and I are soup snakes." The-and the reason is... because... in terms of the soup, we
like to- that doesn't make any sense. We're soul mates. Holly and I are soul mates!

Did I Stutter? vs. Cousin Mose:

I tried to pick Toby to win and and be his friend.. But that is like trying to be friend’s with an evil snail.
Cousin Mose!