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A Culture Census for Bali in 2019
Bali Governor Wayan is the use of the Balinese hand, Koster said a
MARLEE Koster See's Bali Culture language and Balinese corresponding map can be
LAMB traditional costumes on created that will enhance the
as the Island's Richest,
Thursday of each week at all welfare of the Balinese people.
Most Renewable government agencies and The proposed census can
Resource
“
offices in Bali,” Koster involve active contributions by
Bali's Governor Wayan Koster explained. places of higher education and
has announced plans to create In the future, Koster hopes that university students doing work
Provincial regulations Bali's development will be experience.
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Stop and I'll Shoot The India girl who took her dad to the police over a
Man Shot by Police and arrested Putu, shooting
Arrested for Series of him in the leg in the toilet
Bag Snatching Crimes process. A seven-year-old Indian girl building the toilet, but did not have write letters to local officials and
I Putu Indrawan (37) – a man The thief who lives on went to the police after her enough money to complete it. He lawmakers.
known to police as a snatch Jalan Siulan, Gang Sela father broke his promise to is currently unemployed. "I never thought this would
thief, has been apprehended i n To h p a t i , E a s t build her a toilet. "I asked Hanifa to give me more backfire against me!" he said.
by the Police in North Kuta Denpasar admitted Hanifa Zaara told the police in a time but she stopped talking to me Hanifa's efforts have won the
after he robbed a Brazilian other thefts that letter that her father had "cheated" because I couldn't keep my sympathy and support of the
tourist, Fernanda Moura Dos occurred on Echo her and should therefore be promise," he added. police.
Santos (21), on Tuesday, Beach, Jalan Munduk arrested. She said that she was But Hanifa is not sympathetic. "Her complaint was very honest,
December 4, 2018, while she Catu, Jalan Pererenan, "ashamed" to defecate outside. "How long can I keep asking him so we tried to resolve the issue,"
was walking on Jalan Jalan Pemelisan Agung, Many Indians do not have access for the same thing? He kept giving officer Valamarthi said.
Padanglinjong in Canggu. Jalan Pantai Batu to toilets and nearly 500 million me the same excuse about not She alerted district officials who
Hunted down by police on Bolong, the Pepito defecate in the open, according to having enough money. So I went to now plan to raise money to build
December 5, 2018. Putu was shot arrived at Jalan Munduk Catu Minimarket, and Jalan Padang the police." more than 500 toilets in Hanifa's
heading in the direction of Batu Unicef.
in the leg because he reportedly Linjong in North Kuta. Even where toilets have been On Monday, she went to the police neighbourhood.
resisted arrest. Once under arrest, Bolong Beach, the thief Police have seized as evidence station closest to her school, along "We were very happy to see her
approached the her from behind built, many do not use them.
Putu Indrawan confessed to police the motorcycle of Putu Indrawan, Hanifa who lives with her parents with her mother, Mehareen. complaint. We organise classes in
that he has been robbing on a motorcycle and grabbed the two bags, four different ATM cards, "She came with a bag filled with schools to encourage children to
handbag. In the process, the victim in Ambur, a town in the southern
pedestrians in at least seven a n d c a s h i n s i x d i ff e r e n t state of Tamil Nadu, ask their parents for
locations. was knocked down as the thief currencies. Also taken as evidence toilets at home," city
made good his escape. has never had a toilet
The robbery of the Brazilian were the man's jacket, trousers in her house. commissioner S
woman, as reported by Santos reported the theft to police and shoes. Parthasarathy told
who dispatched a team to She told BBC Tamil's
Balipost.com, took place at high Police continue to investigate the Krithiika Kannan that a BBC Tamil.
noon when victim was walking investigate the case. Police later incident. He said they also want
spotted the suspect on Jalan few people in her
alone and carrying a large purse neighbourhood did to make her the local
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made of rotan. When Santos have the facility. So
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Recovering Bali's Cultural Heritage
Governor said, Bali's culture (in Bali's older generation.
its present situation), amounts Separately, a professor from
to little. the Bali Arts Institute (ISI),
Because of this, the Governor Professor Made Bandem, said
said that after the close of the efforts have been made in the
cultural congress his office will past to return historical
form a special team to inventory artefacts to Bali, but these steps
all items of cultural heritage. have been complicated by the
This team will also work to lack of suitable means of storing
repatriate cultural artefacts that and preserving these items
now reside outside the Island of once they are retruend. He said
Bali. Referring to the mass- that new digital tools mean
killing by Dutch soldiers of historical documents and films
Balinese Royalty that occurred can be protected and even be
in a single afternoon in 1906 in enhanced for future
Denpasar, Koster said: “Among generations. There are many
these are artefacts from the old films and musical
Badung Puputan that are now recordings that have been
abroad. These can be digitally restored and returned
repatriated. We can bring them to Bali.
back to Bali. They can then be
stored in Bali as part of our
Bali to Launch cultural heritage.”
Campaign to Recover Koster said that Bali will soon
Lost Icons of Cultural issue a set of new provincial
regulations on cultural
Heritage preservation clearing the way
The Provincial Government of for heightened attention to
Bali has announced its Balinese culture and the
intention to work to repatriate a repatriation of artefacts that are
number of the Island's historical now kept abroad.
artefacts now held overseas. At the same time, Koster called
A s r e p o r t e d b y for all elements of Balinese
Beritadewata.com, Governor I society to become involved in
Wayan Koster declared Bali's safeguarding the Island's
intention to reclaim its historical cultural heritage, including the
heritage at the opening of the storage of ancient lontar books
3rd Bali Cultural Congress held and the oral histories held by
at the Wisma Sabha Utama in
Renon, Denpasar on Tuesday,
December 4, 2018.
Koster said that the
management of Bali's culture
has been lacking in the past,
both in terms of cultural policies
and in terms of minimal funding
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that it was coming An investigation is under way
from a rooftop vent into whether the man was
belonging to the trespassing or intended to
restaurant. vandalise or steal from the
A man has been rescued A ladder was then property, police said.
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W h i l e t h e why did robot make 1kg butterfly lamb leg, cut into 4cm pieces Melt two-thirds of the ghee in a large heavy-based
s o m a n y 4 brown onions, finely chopped saucepan over medium-high heat. Cook one-
organisers of the quarter of the lamb for 2 minutes, turning
unnecessary 4 garlic cloves, finely chopped
Proyektoria 1 tablespoon finely grated fresh ginger
occasionally, or until browned. Transfer to a plate.
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- which was aimed why did it look like a 1 tablespoon ground coriander Step 2
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The change the Aussies must make for the second Craziest NRL off-season on record
Test They say money never sleeps, that the coaching merry-go-round of Even Storm skipper Cameron Smith, an
well it appears rugby league 2018 will never be repeated again. icon of the game, can't seem to ink a
S h a n e better. doesn't either. Coaches cannot not be allowed to sign new deal without any fuss.
Warne said This off-season is one of the craziest on with rivals years in advance and the The introduction of a transfer window
Warne says record and we've not even reached NRL are considering new changes to appears to be the only way forward, to
Handscomb
Australia Christmas. stamp out the practice for good. put an end to the prevenance of players
would be the The 2018 Grand Final was meant to put Player transfer windows are now firmly and clubs breaking contracts to suit their
should pick batsman to an exclamation point on a bumper year back on the NRL's agenda, after an own needs.
M a r c u s make way for of rugby league, but more has unprecedented off-season of player The fans are the biggest stakeholders in
movement. the game and they are the ones that
Stoinis for Stoinis in the happened since the final whistle
A contract doesn't seem to mean too suffer.
sounded on last season.
second Test eleven. Most of it has not painted the game in a much in rugby league these days with a PLAYER MISDEMEANOURS
F o r m e r number of players severing ties with While the vast majority of rugby league
in Perth flattering light.
clubs, and clubs shopping around their players are doing the right thing, their
Australian Australian Foxsports.com.au takes a look back on
players.
everything that has happened in the names continue to be dragged through
legend Shane captain Ricky Valentine Holmes shocked the Sharks the mud by a select few bad eggs.
most tumultuous rugby league off-
Warne has P o n t i n g , season to date. by seeking a release from the final year Worryingly for the NRL, the number of
however, urged The movement in the coaching ranks of his contract to chase his dream of off-field indiscretions this off-season
called on playing in the NFL. seems to be on the incline.
selectors to was so farcical that the NRL were forced
selectors to to consider the introduction of transfer Holmes was eventually released, with Hours after being named Australia's
bring in an all- show faith with Sharks' captain Paul Gallen and coach new captain, Greg Inglis was arrested
Mitchell Starc is at his best. windows for coaches.
rounder for the second Test in the team and in particular Five clubs in the Panthers, Tigers, Shane Flanagan accusing him of and charged with mid-range drink
“I think with it being 45 degrees leaving the club in the lurch. driving and speeding.
Perth. opener Aaron Finch. Rabbitohs, Broncos and Sea Eagles
out in the middle, we just lacked have seen a change of coach Meanwhile, the Warriors accepted a Inglis was eventually suspended from
Speaking on Cricket 360, “I just think that'd be really
that fifth bowler. since the end of the 2018 both the Kangaroos' two Test
Warne said the fast bouncy reactionary (to move Finch matches in October and cost
Warne said all-rounder Marcus season.
conditions predicted for Optus down the order),” Ponting told Ivan Cleary agreed to join himself the chance to skipper
Stoinis should be brought into his country.
Stadium meant the Aussies cricket.com.au Penrith in 2021, which placed
the side to alleviate some pressure on the Tigers to let The fallout from the Bulldogs'
would need an additional pace “The selectors have made a Mad Monday antics in the
pressure of the Australian's him go early because he
bowling option. decision, or whoever is setting would not be the club's long- Rocks saw the club issued
pace attack.
And he pointed to pivotal the batting order, that they think term coach. with a $250,000 fine and two
“Perth, given what we are players faced court on
moments in the first Test as Aaron Finch is the right guy to Cleary's defection to the
hearing it's going to be a nice, Panthers was eventually fast- charges of wilful and obscene
justification. be opening the batting for exposure.
fast bouncy pitch, so I would be tracked and the Tigers signed
“Just go back to day one, you Australia. former Rabbitohs' Raiders' star Jack Wighton
making one change and that
lose the toss, which is a huge “When you start moving guys premiership winning mentor was issued a suspended
would be to bring in Marcus sentence for assault charges
toss,” he said. around, it just creates more Michael Maguire.
Stoinis who got and 85 in the Des Hasler was announced as from a drunken night out in
“You get India 4-41, 6-127, not uncertainty. request for a release from Shaun Canberra.
last Shield match and a 60 in the new Manly coach, beginning his Johnson, after they refused to
far off the new ball. Mitchell “Little things like that would second stint at the club with a three- Jarryd Hayne was arrested and charged
the Shield game before. guarantee his future with the club with sexual assault offences over an
Starc has the new ball. Nine, come into their minds. If I was year-deal. beyond 2019.
“But mainly it would be for his The return of HasLer pushed Trent alleged incident with a woman on the
ten, eleven don't bat that well them, I'd be tempted to keep it Johnson then signed a three-year-deal
all-round capabilities. just to Barrett to the sidelines after he handed night of the grand final.
and India find a way to make the same way.” with the Sharks, with the money freed up Hayne pleaded not guilty to the charges
relieve little pressure of Starc in his resignation in July, but the club by the departure of Holmes.
250. The second Test starts in Perth initially refused to pay out his contract. on December 10, but it appears likely he
who might be able to bowl one Meanwhile, the Bulldogs were prepared will have to fight the charges in court.
“They shouldn't make 200 if on Friday. Wayne Bennett signed with the to let wantaway star David Klemmer
less spell and be a little bit Rabbitohs on a two-year-deal from Sea Eagles' centre Dylan Walker was
leave the club, if they could find a charged by police for allegedly
2020, after the Broncos refused to suitable replacement.
extend his deal beyond 2019. assaulting his fiancee, who is expected
Eventually the Bulldogs signed to withdraw her statement.
Anthony Seibold was announced as the premiership winner Dylan Napa from
new Broncos' coach from 2020 on a Tigers' signing Zane Musgrove and
the Roosters on a three-year-deal, Panthers' Liam Coleman were charged
four-year-deal, with the Rabbitohs and allowing Klemmer to join the Knights on
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The Knights then boosted their roster Sydney's east.
In a farcical situation Bennett broke his further by signing utility Kurt Mann to
contract by speaking to Rabbitohs' With the seemingly endless list of
play hooker, after he was released by misdemeanours, it is little wonder clubs
players and was eventually sacked by the Dragons.
text message after he refused to step are struggling to attract sponsors.
The Dragons also released Nene The pressure is firmly on the NRL to
down. Macdonald to the Cowboys.
Bennett's sacking allowed him to take stamp out misbehaviour in the game, to
The Broncos shocked the rugby league clean up the image of rugby league and
up a three-year-deal at Redfern from world when they released club stalwart
2019 and Seibold a five-year-deal at its players, but equally the onus is on the
Josh McGuire from the final two years of players to clean up their acts.
Red Hill effective immediately. his contract to join the Cowboys on a
The NRL has moved fast to make sure four-year-deal.
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Contenders broken down ahead of FFA decision day ‘I blame you guys'
A-League expansion D-Day b e t w e e n t w o i n i t i a l b i d s – for local players. England great Vaughan highlighted
explained: Which teams M a c a r t h u r a n d S o u t h We s t WEST MELBOURNE GROUP Michael Vaughan a d e c a d e o f
could join and when Sydney – they would play their One of the more mysterious bids, taps into the real dominance for
It's almost D-Day in the long- football out of Campbelltown. this started with roots of a Geelong reason behind Australia from the
running A-League expansion SOUTH MELBOURNE bid but has transformed to cover current Australian mid-1990s onwards.
saga. South Melbourne is a bid more of Melbourne's western Warne and Waugh
representing Australian football's c o r r i d o r, w h i c h i s a n o t h e r
struggles laughed at Vaughan's
An FFA meeting on Wednesday They've been labelled
afternoon could yield a definitive history and identity. A former NSL suburban growth area. The bid is suggestion.
Australia's worst
decision on the two next clubs set powerhouse, the club looked to supported by Wyndham council. “Oh, come on...”
batting line-up of the
to join the league — and when enter the league when Melbourne Crucial to its hopes are its plans to Warne said with a
modern era — an
they'll be added to the competition. Heart (now City) joined and its fully fund its own stadium. grin, before Waugh
attack which appeared
Six candidates remain, with three rumblings of interest have never One of the Western Melbourne went on the front foot,
justified on Friday amid
Melbourne-based options and two really gone away. Group's big drawcards is its plans r e f e r e n c i n g
another troubling
in Sydney joined by a Canberra SOUTHERN EXPANSION to fully fund its stadium through Australia's domination
collapse. Adam Gilchrist, Shane Warne and
bid. Spearheaded by SBS personality private investors – in contrast to of Vaughan's England: “Are we
But England great Michael Mark Waugh.
WHO ARE THE REMAINING Craig Foster and chaired by former say, Team 11, which would rely on meant to apologise? You blokes
Vaughan has come to the defence “The benchmark for Australian
CONTENDERS? NSW premier Morris Iemma, government funding. That said, should've been better when we
of Australia's inexperienced side, cricket is so high because of you
CANBERRA Southern Expansion believe they the location of the proposed were playing against you.”
saying the weight of expectation is lot. In English cricket when we
stadium is difficult to It was a point Vaughan quickly
simply too great for the new went through difficult times... our
access via public conceded.
generation of cricketers. benchmark has never been that
transport and it's likely “Well that's the fact — we weren't!”
Following on from Australia's meek high.
that other infrastructure said the former batsmen, who led
showing with the bat in the first “We've never had great, great
would have to be funded England to a historic 2005 Ashes
innings of the series-opening Test teams. You were a part of a great
to make it a viable option, victory, ending a 16-year drought.
in Adelaide, where they collapsed team and I look at this Australian
COULD THE DECISION “I just look at this Australian side
to be 4-87 in an all-too-familiar team and it's the least experienced
BE DELAYED? and (coach Justin Langer) used
scenario, Vaughan picked apart team, in terms of batting, since the
The expansion teams the word patience and I do think
the reasons for the current 80s.
were originally set to be the Australian fans out there, and
malaise. “And they're looking up at the
announced on October you guys, you've got to be very
And, for the most part, they're all at (commentary) box and they've got
31, but ongoing patient for them.
Adelaide Oval at the moment — Gilchrist, they've got Warne,
uncertainty over the FFA “Because it's going to be a
most of them in the commentary they've got Waugh, (Ricky)
board - which has since rollercoaster for a while because I
box. Ponting, (Jason) Gillespie, (Glenn)
been overhauled - saw don't see a quick fix with the
“I blame you guys — I honestly McGrath — you guys set the
the decision delayed. batting line-up overnight, it's going
do,” Vaughan said in a Fox Cricket benchmark too high for them.”
Tomorrow may well see to take a long time.”
discussion alongside Test greats The list of legends rattled off by
the call finally be made,
but a further delay is not
out of the question. The
Raikkonen reacts to drunk videos
The only bid aligned with a W- can harness a grassroots Kimi Raikkonen on the team radio,
League team, Canberra are goldmine. The bid is based out of Daily Telegraph's Tom Smithies
reported (watch in the video player reacts to drunk video responded to all the
hoping to bring A-League football South Sydney and has plans to social media furore in
to the nation's capital after missing waive registration fees for youth above) the FFA is under pressure at FIA awards with
from the A-League clubs to delay classic Instagram the only way he knew
out on a license a decade ago. players as well as being a beacon how.
Backed by the territory's for indigenous football. expansion for another season. post
Clubs had been under the It is not the first time
government, and with a deal in TEAM 11 Kimi Raikkonen has
impression that they would enter Raikkonen has
place for a stadium and to use Team 11 is a bid focused on finally broken his silence
the league from next season, but produced an iconic
facilities at the Australian Institute providing a club for people in in the most Kimi
that could be pushed back a moment, like when he
of Sport, it shapes as a serious Melbourne's South East, Raikkonen way possible
further season depending on how jumped the fence at
contender for inclusion. especially the Dandernong, Casey following his drunken Fans went into hysterics over
the board rule. Monaco after his McLaren caught
MACARTHUR SOUTH WEST and Cardinia regions. This area is antics at the end of year FIA Raikkonen's performance as he
It also remains unclear which fire and went straight to sit on his
SYDNEY considered outer Melbourne but is awards on Friday. was caught downing drinks,
board members will be able to yacht, still fully clad in his race suit.
Backed by a billionaire and realistically more than an hour After a solid final season with having animated conversations
participate in the vote, with That was nothing compared to
representing one of the fastest from the CBD, making attending Ferrari, Raikkonen turned up at with Lewis Hamilton and clumsily
Heather Reid, Joseph Carrozzi when he was asked on-screen in a
growing areas in Australia, Victory or City games a difficult the gala in St Petersberg as the hugging now former teammate
and Remo Nogarotto all having live television interview back in
Macarthur-South West Sydney are prospect. The concept of Team 11 driver who finished third in the Sebastian Vettel on stage.
links to at least one bid. 2006 why he missed the post-race
keen to bring a third team to intends to provide both a senior Drivers' Championship and helped Raikkonen, known for his deadpan presentation in Brazil. His reason?
Sydney. The result of a merge club and development pathways himself to a few well-earned demeanour and cold responses “I was taking a s***”, he said.
champagnes.
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Max Holloway's sparks talk of Conor McGregor
He's one of the hottest “Why keep cutting that weight another undefeated fighter,”
properties in the UFC and I think there's some big Holloway said.
things for him at 55. “I got this niche, I guess. I just
after a stunning win at “If Holloway goes to 55, gave an undefeated fighter his
UFC 231 but Max everybody in the top five is a fun first loss. So maybe that one
Holloway is focused on fight for him.” might excite me the most.”
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Plans for a trip could go awry today because of circumstances An unexpected, upsetting letter or phone call might come today.
beyond your control. A postponement might be necessary. This This isn't major bad news, Scorpio. It's more likely to be the
might prove very frustrating for you because you've been anxious irritating little setbacks that force you to go more out of your way
to get going. Don't question the workings of the Universe, and than you'd expected. Problems might pop up with computers, cell
Apr 21 don't make yourself crazy over it. Whatever setbacks you suffer Oct 24 phones, or other forms of technology. Grit your teeth and do what
today might in the long run prove to be blessings in disguise. Nov 22 it takes to move on. It won't help to get crazy.
May 21
An upsetting dream may disturb your sleep tonight, Gemini. A sudden, irritating interruption in your routine could come your
Some disturbing information about finances could prove way today, Sagittarius. A friend may need some advice, and you
upsetting today. This might involve your personal funds, those of could feel obliged to give it, which would put your own projects on
a friend, the funds of an organization you're involved with, or the hold for a while. Don't be too irritated with this person, however.
world economy in general. Don't go crazy before you find out the You might regret it later. You might also have some troubles with
May 22 true facts. The information is probably erroneous. Nov 23 computers, cell phones, or other forms of technology.
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It could be hard to complete tasks today. A disagreement with Today your progress might slow a bit. Problems with computers,
other household members might give you the idea that everyone telephones, cell phones, or other forms of technology might
is against you. This isn't so, Cancer. Try to be objective and interrupt your day, Capricorn. This might be frustrating and
consider other points of view, and don't turn this into a power irritating. Even though you don't usually blow your top, today you
Jun 23 struggle. Stay calm, take a deep breath, and try to communicate Dec 22 might be tempted. Try to keep your cool. This should pass by
with the others. The results could prove pleasantly surprising! Jan 20 tomorrow. You don't want to make others more upset than they
Jul 23
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Today you might need to run a lot of errands, Leo. This could Unforeseen problems with travel could come up today, Aquarius.
prove frustrating. Traffic could be bad, you might not find what There could be changes or delays in airline schedules, car
you need, and it may be difficult to reach those you need to breakdowns, or bad traffic. It might be a good idea to avoid travel
consult. These are all circumstances beyond your control, so it's of any sort if you can. It might stress you so much it would take
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"I was born this way," says the parrot. "I'm a defective parrot." Two Builders
"Ha, ha," the guy laughs. "It sounded like this parrot actually
Two builders go into the pub after a hard day's work. They're
understood what I said and answered me!"
"I understood every word," says the parrot. "I am a highly sat drinking for a while when a very smartly dressed man
intelligent, thoroughly educated bird." walks in and orders a drink. The two began to speculate
"Yeah?" the guy asks. "Then answer this: how do you hang onto about what the man did for a living. "I'll bet he's an
your perch without any feet?" accountant." said the first builder. "Looks more like a
"Well," the parrot says, "this is a little embarrassing, but since stockbroker to me." argued the second. They continued to
you asked I'll tell you. debate the subject for a good while until eventually the first
I wrap my little parrot penis around this wooden bar, kind of like a builder needed to use the toilet. On walking in, he saw the
little hook. You can't see it because of my feathers." smartly dressed man standing at a urinal. "Excuse me mate,
"Wow," says the guy, "you really can understand and answer, but me and my friend have been arguing over what a
can't you?" smartly dressed fella like you does for a living?" the builder
"Of course! I speak both Spanish and English. I can converse said to the man. Smiling the man replied, "I'm a logical
with reasonable competence on almost any subject: politics,
scientist." "A what?" asked the builder. "Let me explain" the
religion, sports,physics, philosophy and I am especially good at
ornithology. You ought to buy me. I'm a great companion." man continued, "Do you have a goldfish at home?" A bit
The guy looks at the $200 price tag. "I can't afford that," he says. puzzled, but intrigued the builder decided to play along,
"Pssst," the parrot hisses, motioning the guy over with one wing. "Yes, I do as it happens." "Well then it's logical to assume
"Nobody wants me cause I don't have any feet. You can get me that you either keep it in a bowl or a pond. Which is it?" "A
for $20. Just make an offer!" pond" the builder replied. "Well then it's logical to assume
The guy offers 20 dollars and walks out with the parrot. that you have a large garden." The builder nodded his
Weeks go by. The parrot is sensational. He's funny, he's agreement. So the man continued, "which means it's logical
interesting, he's a great pal, he understands everything, to assume you have a large house." "I have a 6 bedroom
sympathizes, gives good advice. house that I built myself." the builder said proudly. "Given
The guy is delighted. One day the guy comes home from work that you have such a large house, it's logical to assume that
and the parrot says, "Pssst," and motions him over with one you are married..." The builder nodded again, "Yes, I'm
wing. The guy goes up close to the cage. "I don't know if I
married and we have three children." "Then it's logical to
should tell
you this or not", says the parrot, "but it's about your wife and the assume that you have a healthy sex life." "Five nights a
mailman" week!" the builder boasted. The man smiled a little,
"What?" says the guy. "Therefore it's logical to assume you don't masturbate
"Well," the parrot says, "when the mailman came to the door often." "Never!" the builder exclaimed. "Well there you have
today your wife greeted him in a sheer nightgown and kissed him it" the man explained, "That's logical science at work. From
on the mouth." finding out that you have a goldfish, I've discovered the size
"What happened then?" asks the guy. "Then the mailman came of your garden, all about your house, your family and your
into the house and lifted up her nightgown and began petting her sex life!" The builder left, very impressed by the man's
all over," reports the parrot. talents. On returning to the bar the other builder asked, "I
"My God!" the guy cries. "Then what?" see that smart bloke was in there, did you find out what he
"Then he got down on his knees and began to lick her body, does?" "Yeah," replied the first, "He's a logical scientist. "A
starting with her breasts and slowly going down and down." The
parrot pauses for a long time..... "What happened? What
what?" the puzzled second builder asked. "Let me explain"
happened?" says the frantic guy. "I don't know," says the Parrot. the first builder continued, "Do you have a goldfish at
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In the Dark from Time to Time Until January 2019
PLN Warns Bali The remaining supply
Power Grid Under of 1,103 MW is
perilously close to the
Stress Until
nighttime peak
January 2019 Due consumption level of
to Maintenance at 900 MW.
Celukan Bawang The State Power
Power Plant Board (PLN) in order
Bali's power grid was to prevent blackouts is
reduced by 125 asking the public to
megawatts (MW) on conserve the use of
Tuesday, December 4, electrical power
2 0 1 8 , d u e t o through early January
maintenance being 2019, especially
carried out at the between the hours of
Steam-Powered Units I, II and III that will cause 6:00 pm until 10:00
(PLTU) Electrical Generating power limitations from time to pm.
Plant in Celukan Bawang. time until early January 2019. PLN is also pledging to do all
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general manager of PT underway at PLTU Celukan completion of routine
Indonesia Power in Bali, I Gusti Bawang, the electrical supply maintenance at PLTU Celukan
Agung Ngurah Sabawa Putra, for all of Bali will be reduced by Bawang.
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