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ISSUE 15

JACK THE RIPPER


• the seance of the ripper
ESSENTIAL KIT
the ghost ark:
• the secret identity of jack can a state of
the art hand
the ripper
held device
• the man who never was really detect
• has dna finally nailed the presence of
jack the ripper? ghosts?

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• don’t cross the streams!
• URI GELLER
in search of london’s lost rivers
that spoon bending fella!
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world forever?

“ONE DAY MEN WILL LOOK BACK AND SAY I GAVE BIRTH TO THE TWENTIETH CENTURY"
Contents
04 Wanted: Dead or Alive
14 Dont Cross the Streams
18 Ghoul Britannia with
Calamityville Horror
22 Spectral Planes
24 Interview with Uri Geller
28 Idlewells: The Centre of
Paranormal Activity?
32 Ark of the Convenient
36 Interview with Elijah Wood
40 The Man Who Never Was
42 Goldenrod with 3 Girls in the
Editor in Chief
Dark
Paul Stevenson
paul@deadgoodpublishing.com 44 When a Doctor Calls
Twitter: @hauntedmagazine
Art Direction & Design 46 The Seance of Jack the Ripper
Andy Soar
andy@deadgoodpublishing.com
Twitter: @haunteddigital 50 Remembering Ghostwatch with
Special Photography
Paul Mclean
E.O. Higgins
Writing Talent: 57 Has DNA Identified JTR?
John Bowen, CL Raven, Mike Covell,
E.O. Higgins, Emma Garvican, 62 The Steal by John Bowen
Richard Jones, 3 Girls in the Dark,
Lee Roberts, Philip Solomon, 68 The Secret Identity of
Russell Edwards and R.L. Andrew
Jack the Ripper
Special Thanks
Elijah Wood,
Uri Geller,
72 Short Story: The Unforgiven
Arfon Jones and of course
Jack T Ripper (whoever you are) 75 Emma's Cake Shop of Horrors

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Mike Covell, a local
historian and Ripperologist
with an interest in the
paranormal investigates an
historical ghost story from
Hull that was passed on by
a suspect in the “Jack the
Ripper” case.

V ictorian Literature is full of weird and


wonderful tales, usually involving adventure
and the unknown; after all it provided great
Alive” by Robert D’Onston Stephenson, under his
pen name Roslyn D‘Onston. Many people have said
that Ripperology and the Paranormal should be
entertainment and escapism from the everyday separate fields, but when studying Stephenson, it
lives of the reader. Books would be read at
is hard to keep the two fields apart. The story
family gatherings or social events and stories
first appeared in print in the “Review of Reviews,
would be regaled over dinner. Without a doubt
the Victorian period was a haven for fantastic New Year’s Extra Number” way back in 1892. Many,
works by wonderful authors that stretched the including myself have used this story as a starting
imagination and entertained the masses. One point in investigating Robert D’Onston Stephenson
story that should be of intrest to any student as it includes several verifiable facts about his
of Ripperology or the Paranormal is “Dead or life. The full text of Stephenson’s story reads:

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D ead or Alive, Review of Reviews
1892. (New Year’s Extra Number).
Mr. R. D’Onston sends me the following
or dead!” I said, “Very well then, we will
meet, dead or alive.” ‘The next year I was
on the spot a few minutes before the time;
not think that there was any moon, at all
events, at that hour. “Old Bob”, as he was
always affectionately called, wheeled me
communication: ‘To those instances in and, punctual to the stroke of midnight, to the bridge, helped me out of the Bath
Real Ghost Stories of ghosts who have Louise arrived. By this time, I had begun to chair, and gave me my crutch. I walked on
kept promises made in life to appear to regret the arrangement I had made; but it to the bridge, and leaned my back against
those dear to them, may I add my own was of too solemn a nature to be put aside. the white painted top rail, then lighted
experience? The incident occurred to me I therefore kept the appointment, but said my briar-root, and had a comfortable
some years ago, and all the details can be that I did not care to renew the compact. smoke. ‘I was very much annoyed that I
substantiated. The date was August 26th, Louise, however, persuaded me to renew it had allowed myself to be persuaded to
1867, at midnight. I was then residing for one more year, and I consented, much come a second time, and determined to
in the neighbourhood of Hull, and held against my will; and we again left each tell “Louise” positively that this should be
an appointment under the Crown which other repeating the same formula, “Dead the last meeting. Besides, now, I did not
necessitated my repairing thither every or alive”. ‘The next year after that passed consider it fair to Miss K., with whom I was
day for a few hours’ duty. My berth was rapidly for me until the first week in July, again negotiating, en rapport to a certain
almost a sinecure; and I had been for some when I was shot dangerously in the thigh extent. So, if anything, it was in rather a
time engaged to a young North-country by a fisherman named Thomas Piles, of sulky frame of mind that I awaited Louise.
heiress, it being understood that on our Hull, a reputed smuggler. A party of four of Just as the quarters before the hour began
marriage I should take her name and us had hired his 10 ton yawl to go yachting to chime I distinctly heard the “clink,
“stand for the county”, or rather for one of round the Yorkshire coast, and amuse clink” of the little brass heels, which she
its divisions. ‘For her sake I had to break ourselves by shooting sea-birds amongst always wore, sounding on the long flagged
off a love affair, not of the most reputable the millions of them at Flamborough Head. causeway, leading for 200 yards up to the
order, with a girl in Hull. I will call her The third or fourth day out I was shot in bridge. As she got nearer I could see her
Louise. She was young, beautiful, and the right thigh by the skipper Piles; and the pass lamp after lamp in rapid succession,
devoted to me. On the night of the 26th day after, one and a quarter ounce of No.2 while the strokes of the large clock at Hull
August we took our last walk together, and shot were cut there from by the coastguard resounded through the still night. ‘At last
a few minutes before midnight paused on surgeon at Bridlington Quay (whose name the patter, patter of the tiny feet sounded
a wooden bridge running across a kind I forget for the moment), assisted by Dr. on the woodwork of the bridge, and I saw
of canal, locally termed the “drain”. We Alexander Mackay, at the Black Lion her distinctly pass under the lamp at the
paused on the bridge, listening to the Hotel. The affair was in all the papers at farther end - it was only twenty yards wide,
swirling current against the wooden piles the time, about a column of it appearing and I stood under the lamp at my side.
and waiting for the stroke of midnight to in the Eastern Morning News, of Hull. ‘As When she got close to me I saw that she
part forever. In the few minutes’ interval soon as I was able to be removed (two or had neither hat nor cape on, and concluded
she repeated, sotto voce, Longfellow’s three weeks) I was taken home, where Dr. that she had taken a cab to the farther end
Bridge, the words of which, “I stood on Kelburne King, of Hull, attended me. The of the flagged causeway, and (it being a
the bridge at midnight”, seemed terribly day - and the night - (the 26th August) very warm night) had left her wraps in the
appropriate. After nearly twenty-five came. I was then unable to walk without cab, and for purposes of effect had come
years I can never hear that piece repeated crutches, and that for only a short distance, the short distance in evening dress. “Clink,
without feeling a deathly chill and the so had to be wheeled about in a Bath chair. clink” went the brass heels, and she seemed
whole scene of two souls in agony again The distance to the trysting being rather about passing me, when I, suddenly urged
rising before me. Well! midnight struck, long, and the time and circumstances by an impulse of affection, stretched out
and we parted; but Louise said: “Grant me being very peculiar, I did not avail myself my arms to receive her. She passed through
one favour, the only one that I shall ever of the services of my usual attendant, but them, intangible, impalpable, and as she
ask you on this earth, promise to meet specially retained an old servant of the looked at me I distinctly saw her lips move,
me here twelve months to-night at this family, who frequently did confidential and form the words, “Dead or alive”. I even
same hour.” I demurred at first, thinking commissions for me, and who knew Miss heard the words, but not with my outward
it would be bad for both of us, and only Louise well. We set forth “without beat of ears, with something else, some other
re-open partially healed wounds. At last, drum”, and arrived at the bridge about a sense - what, I know not. I felt startled,
however, I consented, saying: “Well, I will few minutes to midnight. I remember that surprised, but not afraid, until a moment
come if I am alive!” but she said, “Say alive it was a brilliant starlight night, but I do afterwards, when I felt, but could not see,

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some other presence following her. I as she kept repeating “Dead or Alive! Shall story was passed along from Miss Estelle
could feel, though I could not hear, the I be there?” to the utter bewilderment Stead. The story that Tweedale publishes
heavy, clumsy “thud” of feet following of her friends, who could not divine is a word for word reprint of the “Dead
her; and my blood seemed turned to her meaning, being of course entirely or Alive” story carried in the Review of
ice. Recovering myself with an effort, I unaware of our agreement.’ Reviews. Tweedale makes no attempt
shouted out to “Old Bob” who was safely to analyze the story, he just presents it
ensconced with the Bath chair in a nook Note; For simplicity we shall call has evidence that there is life after death
out of sight round the corner. “Bob, who this version “Dead or Alive 1” and that on occasion those that have
passed you just now?” In an instant the passed return to carry out unfinished
old Yorkshireman was by side. “Ne’er a
one passed me, sir!” “Nonsense, Bob,” I B y 1897 William T. Stead released
the collections of ghost stories
from Christmas and New Year Review
business. He does mention that the
story came from Miss Estelle Stead,
replied, “I told you that I was coming to daughter of William T Stead and it was
meet Miss Louise, and she just passed me of Reviews 1891 and 1892. It was the William T Stead who created the Review
on the bridge, and must have passed you, first time the collection had been made of Reviews in 1890, and published the
because there’s nowhere else she could available as Real Ghost Stories and More “Dead or Alive” story in the 1892 edition
go! You don’t mean to tell me you didn’t Real Ghost Stories had been available we see above. By the 1920’s Hereward
see her?” The old man replied solemnly, for some time, with the new collection Carrington released Phantasms of the
“Maister Ros, there’s something uncanny simply entitled Real Ghost Stories. A Dead or True Ghost Stories, a collection
aboot it. I heerd her come on the bridge, later edition was also published by of ghost stories and tales of the
and off it, I’d knaw them clicketty heels Estelle Stead, William’s daughter, in supernatural and published by American
onywhere; but I’m dommed, sir, if she 1921, but Estelle had commentary on Universities Publishing Company. The
passed me. I’m thinking we’d better gang.” some stories and removed others. The book featured Stephenson’s “Dead or
And “gang” we did; and it was the small version contained within Real Ghost Alive” story in chapter More Phantasms
hours of the morning (getting daylight) Stories was exactly the same as the of the Dead II on page 128. Carrington
before we left off talking over the affair, original version featured in Review features the original story, word for
and went to bed. ‘The next day I made of Reviews 1892. (New Year’s Extra word, as featured in Review of Reviews
inquiries from Louise’s family about Number). By October 1909 the first 1892. (New Year’s Extra Number)
her, and ascertained that she had died edition of Rev. Charles Tweedale’s book and states that he got the story from
in Liverpool three months previously, Man’s Survival after Death Vol 1 was William T. Stead’s Real Ghost Stories.
being apparently delirious for a few published by the Psychic Book Club. In Carrington introduces the story with a
hours before her death, and our parting the book Tweedale introduces the work note stating, In the following case the
compact evidently weighing on her mind, of Mr. R. D’Onston, and states that the ghost kept its promise to appear- doing

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so, to all appearances, in spite of great
obstacles. By the 1930’s Crime Write and
newspaper reporter Bernard O’Donnell
Dissecting “Dead or Alive 1” O n the night of the 26th August we
took our last walk together, and a
few minutes before midnight paused on

N
had been collecting information on a ow let us look at the writings of a wooden bridge running across a kind
project that we have become to know as Stephenson, concentrating on each of canal, locally termed the “drain”. We
the O’Donnell Manuscript, which looks section, paused on the bridge, listening to the
at the alleged Black Magic aspects of the swirling current against the wooden piles
murders. In the manuscript O’Donnell
publishes a different version of the story. M r. R. D’Onston sends me the
following communication: ‘To
those instances in Real Ghost Stories of
and waiting for the stroke of midnight to
part forever.

I
This version is one which was related to
ghosts who have kept promises made in n Kingston upon Hull we have
him by Vittoria Cremers after O’Donnell several of these “drains” the closest to
was introduced to Cremers on her life to appear to those dear to them, may
I add my own experience? The incident Stephenson’s home at that moment in
birthday in 1935. time was situated just 15 minutes West
occurred to me some years ago, and all
the details can be substantiated. The date at about a distance of 1,000 feet. In fact,
“As a young man, D’Onston held a
was August 26th, 1867, at midnight. I if one was to stand at the rear of the site
commission in the army. He came from a
was then residing in the neighbourhood of Willows House, 60 Church Street,
fairly well off yeoman family, and it was
of Hull, and held an appointment they would have seen the bridge over the
generally understood that he would marry
under the Crown which necessitated drain.
the daughter of a wealthy neighbouring
my repairing thither every day for a
family who was very much in love with
him. However, on one of his jaunts to
town with some of his brother officers he
few hours’ duty. My berth was almost
a sinecure; and I had been for some
T hese drains were created to channel
runoff water from Kingston upon
Hull and surrounding areas into the River
time engaged to a young North-country
met a woman of the streets named Ada. Hull, and many of these exist today, and
heiress, it being understood that on our
He began to visit her regularly, fell in love although the water runs fast, it is actually
marriage I should take her name and
with her and Gissing-like, determined very rare to hear the “swirling current
“stand for the county”, or rather for one of
to marry her, and take her away from against the wooden piles”, however, it
its divisions.
her miserable life. Understandably, his is also difficult to review just what the

I
family was appalled. His father cut off his t was during this period that drains were like back then and recent
allowance. Always a gambler, D’Onston Stephenson was employed as a research by myself in the summer of
lost a lot of money at the tables one night “Clerk” at the Hull Custom’s House, 2009 showed that wooden piles did exist
and, unable to pay his debts was forced to Whitefriargate, Hull. A position that on at least one of the Barmston Drain
seek his father’s help. His father agreed to required the staff to work from 10 o’clock bridges. The peel of the bells at midnight
discharge those debts, on one condition- in the morning until 4 o’clock in the still take place, from the City Centre
he undertook to end his association with afternoon. There is however no proof of Kingston upon Hull, but during this
Ada and marry the heiress. Reluctantly, of the North Country Heiress, in fact period, there were many more churches,
D’Onston agreed. And so D’Onston and Stephenson married his Brother Richard’s the closest to this spot being St. Silas,
Ada parted, but not before they had made servant Anne Deary! on Barmston Street but this presents us
with another problem. The church was
a solemn pledge that whatever happened,
‘For her sake I had to break off a love not commissioned until 1869, and not
dead or alive, they would meet at midnight
affair, not of the most reputable order, consecrated until 1871, several years after
on the anniversary of their parting at
with a girl in Hull. I will call her Louise. the proposed event. It is quite possible
the place where they had first met - the
She was young, beautiful, and devoted to that Stephenson heard the bells of St
middle of Westminster Bridge. Then-
me. Mary’s, Lowgate in the town centre,
tragedy. Within half an hour of D’Onston’s
or the bells of the old town hall. St
departure, Ada walked to Westminster
Bridge and threw herself into the river.
True to his vow, D’Onston kept his tryst
S o is her name Ada or Louise? We
must assume her actual name is Ada,
as this is the name he gave to her when
Mary’s church, where Stephenson was
christened, stood north of this bridge on
the corner of Air-street and Wincolmlee
with the dead woman on Westminster recounting the story to Mabel Collins, but it is unclear whether any of these
Bridge. He leant over the parapet where who had recounted the story to Vittoria locations had bells during this period.
Ada flung herself to her death twelve Cremers, who in turn had recounted it to
months before. As the chimes of Big Ben
sounded, he heard click clack of heels
coming towards him. He saw nothing, no
Bernard O’Donnell. That, coupled with
the fact that Stephenson states “I will
call her Louise” indicating that it is not
I n the few minutes’ interval she
repeated, sotto voce, Longfellow’s
Bridge, the words of which, “I stood on
one, but he knew that Ada, too had kept her real name. That said, the name Ada the bridge at midnight”, seemed terribly
her promise” could be fictitious too as all we have is appropriate. After nearly twenty-five
the recollections of Collins, Cremers and years I can never hear that piece repeated
Note; We shall call this “Dead or O’Donnell, which was recounted many without feeling a deathly chill and the
Alive 2” years after the fact. whole scene of two souls in agony again

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rising before me. The reference to “The much against my will; and we again left and circumstances being very peculiar, I
Bridge” by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow each other repeating the same formula, did not avail myself of the services of my
contains the following excerpt, “I stood “Dead or alive”. usual attendant, but specially retained an
on the bridge at midnight, As the clocks old servant of the family, who frequently
were striking the hour, And the moon
rose o’er the city, Behind the dark church- N ow the first paragraph of the “Dead
or Alive” story mentions,
did confidential commissions for me, and
who knew Miss Louise well.
tower.”

U
“The incident occurred to me some p until this point we know of only a

T his is undoubtedly what Stephenson years ago, and all the details can be handful of servants that the family
is referring to when he mentions the substantiated. The date was August 26th, used at their property Willows House.
poem, which is interesting and which 1867, at midnight.”
will become pertinent later.
O ne year later gives us August 26th W e set forth “without beat of drum”,
and arrived at the bridge about

W ell! midnight struck, and we 1868, and we know from several a few minutes to midnight. I remember
parted; but Louise said: “Grant me newspaper reports, that Stephenson was that it was a brilliant starlight night, but
one favour, the only one that I shall ever shot in the leg aboard a Smack in the I do not think that there was any moon,
ask you on this earth, promise to meet North Sea off the coast of Flamborough at all events, at that hour. “Old Bob”, as he
me here twelve months to-night at this and Bridlington. Now if this is a known was always affectionately called, wheeled
fact that appeared in the press! So me to the bridge, helped me out of the
same hour.” I demurred at first, thinking
Stephenson claims the wrong year for his
it would be bad for both of us, and only Bath chair, and gave me my crutch. I
shooting, is this mistake on his part, or
re-open partially healed wounds. At last, walked on to the bridge, and leaned my
is it something else? Is this evidence of
however, I consented, saying: “Well, I will back against the white painted top rail,
Stephenson lying about the facts to create
come if I am alive!” but she said, “Say then lighted my briar-root, and had a
a good story, and how could he be silly
alive or dead!” I said, “Very well then, we comfortable smoke.
enough to mention the newspaper report
will meet, dead or alive.”
in the story? Another verifiable fact:

T his is interesting due to the fact


it is very similar to a quote from
“The Lovers of Porthangwartha” which
‘The next year after that passed rapidly
for me until the first week in July, when
‘I was very much annoyed that I had
allowed myself to be persuaded to come
I was shot dangerously in the thigh by a a second time, and determined to tell
predates Stephenson’s encounter with the
fisherman named Thomas Piles, of Hull, “Louise” positively that this should be
foreword to the 3rd edition being written
a reputed smuggler. A party of four of us the last meeting. Besides, now, I did not
in March 1881. The poem states,
had hired his 10 ton yawl to go yachting consider it fair to Miss K., with whom
“In this cove the lovers met for the last round the Yorkshire coast, and amuse I was again negotiating, en rapport to a
time in life, and vowed under the light ourselves by shooting sea-birds amongst certain extent.
of the full moon, that living or dead they the millions of them at Flamborough
would meet at the end of three years.” This
is almost the same as, “I consented, saying:
Head. The third or fourth day out I was
shot in the right thigh by the skipper
Piles; and the day after, one and a quarter
S o far all traces to find a “Miss. K, a
“North Country Heiresses, and it is
possible that Stephenson was already
“Well, I will come if I am alive!” but she
said, “Say alive or dead!” I said, “Very well ounce of No.2 shot were cut there from involved in a relationship with Anne
then, we will meet, dead or alive.” by the coastguard surgeon at Bridlington Deary, his Brothers Servant! After all she
Quay (whose name I forget for the was quick to jump to his aid in 1863.

T he poem is part of a series of Myth’s


Legends and Ghost stories from the
Cornwall area of Britain, and is entitled,
moment), assisted by Dr. Alexander
Mackay, at the Black Lion Hotel. The
affair was in all the papers at the time, S o, if anything, it was in rather a
sulky frame of mind that I awaited
“Popular Romances of the West of about a column of it appearing in the Louise. Just as the quarters before the
Britain” Eastern Morning News, of Hull. See hour began to chime I distinctly heard
the chapter “Dissecting the incident at the “clink, clink” of the little brass heels,

‘ The next year I was on the spot a few


minutes before the time; and, punctual
to the stroke of midnight, Louise arrived.
Flamborough Head,” for details on this.
‘As soon as I was able to be removed (two
or three weeks) I was taken home, where
which she always wore, sounding on the
long flagged causeway, leading for 200
yards up to the bridge. As she got nearer
By this time, I had begun to regret the Dr. Kelburne King, of Hull, attended I could see her pass lamp after lamp in
arrangement I had made; but it was of me. The day - and the night - (the 26th rapid succession, while the strokes of the
too solemn a nature to be put aside. I August) came. I was then unable to large clock at Hull resounded through
therefore kept the appointment, but said walk without crutches, and that for only the still night. ‘At last the patter, patter of
that I did not care to renew the compact. a short distance, so had to be wheeled the tiny feet sounded on the woodwork
Louise, however, persuaded me to renew about in a Bath chair. The distance to the of the bridge, and I saw her distinctly
it for one more year, and I consented, trysting being rather long, and the time pass under the lamp at the farther end

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- it was only twenty yards wide, and I
stood under the lamp at my side. When
she got close to me I saw that she had
I felt startled, surprised, but not afraid,
until a moment afterwards, when I felt,
but could not see, some other presence
delirious for a few hours before her
death, and our parting compact
evidently weighing on her mind, as she
neither hat nor cape on, and concluded following her. I could feel, though I could kept repeating “Dead or Alive! Shall I
that she had taken a cab to the farther not hear, the heavy, clumsy “thud” of be there?” to the utter bewilderment
end of the flagged causeway, and (it being feet following her; and my blood seemed of her friends, who could not divine
a very warm night) had left her wraps turned to ice. Recovering myself with an her meaning, being of course entirely
in the cab, and for purposes of effect effort, I shouted out to “Old Bob” who unaware of our agreement.’
had come the short distance in evening was safely ensconced with the Bath chair
dress. “Clink, clink” went the brass
heels, and she seemed about passing me,
when I, suddenly urged by an impulse
in a nook out of sight round the corner.
“Bob, who passed you just now?” In an T here is another version of the story,
albeit a little more modern, which
takes the “Liverpool” element and creates
instant the old Yorkshireman was by side.
of affection, stretched out my arms to “Ne’er a one passed me, sir!” “Nonsense, its own story based on the same premise.
receive her. She passed through them, Bob,” I replied, “I told you that I was
intangible, impalpable, and as she looked
at me I distinctly saw her lips move,
coming to meet Miss Louise, and she
just passed me on the bridge, and must Dissecting Dead or Alive 2
and form the words, “Dead or alive”. I have passed you, because there’s nowhere
even heard the words, but not with my “As a young man, D’Onston held a
else she could go! You don’t mean to tell commission in the army. He came
outward ears, with something else, some
me you didn’t see her?” The old man from a fairly well off yeoman family,
other sense - what, I know not.
replied solemnly, “Maister Ros, there’s and it was generally understood that he

T his is a typical paranormal something uncanny aboot it. I heerd would marry the daughter of a wealthy
apparition and is known as a “Crisis her come on the bridge, and off it, I’d neighbouring family who was very much
Apparition” in which a spirit, returns knaw them clicketty heels onywhere; but in love with him. However, on one of his
to finish off what he or she failed to I’m dommed, sir, if she passed me. I’m jaunts to town with some of his brother
do in life. Crisis Apparitions usually thinking we’d better gang.” And “gang” officers he met a woman of the streets
have a close emotional tie to the viewer. we did; and it was the small hours of the named Ada.
Another possible suggestion is that of an morning (getting daylight) before we left
Apparition of the Dead, which is again,
someone who has had an emotional tie to
the viewer. This apparition is said to have
off talking over the affair, and went to
bed. ‘The next day I made inquiries from
Louise’s family about her, and ascertained
N ow if this account is true, we have
Robert D’Onston Stephenson being
involved with two separate ladies of
died recently and wishes to return to pass that she had died in Liverpool three the night, both of which had died, as a
information across to a loved one. months previously, being apparently result of him!! One having pneumonia

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and one throwing herself off a bridge!
Stephenson’s name only appeared on the
Muster Rolls of the Bishopgate Institute,
N ow the location has changed
from Hull to London, a suitable
replacement bridge is needed, so
there is no evidence to suggest he we have Westminster Bridge, which
actually left the British Isles, and further spanned the River Thames.
more no evidence to suggest he actually
fought.
T rue to his vow, D’Onston kept his
tryst with the dead woman on

A nother interesting point is the


change of the lover, her name now
appearing as Ada, and no longer Louise
Westminster Bridge. He leant over the
parapet where Ada flung herself to her
death twelve months before. As the
as featured in “Dead or Alive 1”. chimes of Big Ben sounded, he heard
click clack of heels coming towards him.

H e began to visit her regularly, fell


in love with her and Gissing-
like, determined to marry her, and
He saw nothing, no one, but he knew
that Ada, too had kept her promise”

take her away from her miserable life.


Understandably, his family was appalled.
Dead or Alive- A Paranormal
His father cut off his allowance. Always
a gambler, D’Onston lost a lot of money
view
at the tables one night and, unable
to pay his debts was forced to seek
his father’s help. His father agreed to
A s a local historian with an interest
in paranormal investigation, I
have had numerous experiences with
discharge those debts, on one condition- groups and individuals on paranormal
he undertook to end his association with investigations, as well as experiences
Ada and marry the heiress. Reluctantly, that I have encountered with my
D’Onston agreed. wife, friends, and family. Whilst most
investigations proved fruitless, some

A gain we have a fascinating story


regarding Stephenson’s proposed
marriage to an Heiress, yet we know
offered a tantalizing look into the other
side, and often left the witness, electrical
fixtures and equipment reeling, and
occurrence. The research also looked
into hallucinations connected with other
that he married his brother’s servant mysteries that needed solving. These stimulants such as tea, chocolate and
Anne Deary! Another interesting factor ranged from alleged poltergeist activity products containing excessive amounts
is how Stephenson had money for his to alleged hauntings by what many of caffeine. The research also examined
gambling, if we are to believe this story would call ghosts, a number of sightings childhood trauma and stress, which
he was enrolled in the Army, the muster also occurred, but little hard core proof was also said to affect the hallucinations
rolls date from 1859, and as far as can was gained. Light anomalies which had by the test subject. Stimulants that
be ascertained Stephenson had no job where present on film and photographs could well trigger hallucinations also
prior to this. Even as a clerk of the HM could have been nothing more than include tobacco, nicotine, prescription
Customs, Stephenson would not have dust or insects, shadows seen during medicines and illegal drugs and it
had a great wage, to gamble with. His the investigations could have been the should be noted, at least from personal
liaisons with Deary could have begun as mind playing tricks, and the power of observations made over years of
far back as 1863, when she came to his the mind, and its ability to fill in the paranormal investigations, most groups
aid at the Customs House in Hull. blanks also played a factor. On more take flasks of coffee, and energy drinks
than one occasion I, along with my wife to keep them alert during the night.

A nd so D’Onston and Ada parted,


but not before they had made a
solemn pledge that whatever happened,
and friends, heard footsteps in an empty
building, doors opening and closing on
their own, and objects, such as heavy
One of the side effects of prolonged
stimulant abuse is the loss of appetite,
a condition that Robert D’Onston
dead or alive, they would meet at chairs, moving on their own with no Stephenson was said to suffer, and was
midnight on the anniversary of their visible force. A recent study by Durham witnessed by Vittoria Cremers. George
parting at the place where they had first University investigated the link between Marsh and Inspector Thomas Roots
met - the middle of Westminster Bridge. hallucinations and caffeine intake and had also discussed Robert D’Onston
Then- tragedy. Within half an hour of discovered that people who drank more Stephenson’s alleged drug use and
D’Onston’s departure, Ada walked to than 7 cups of coffee a day where more alcohol addictions, whilst Stephenson
Westminster Bridge and threw herself likely to hallucinate and hear voices, even wrote in the “Dead or Alive” story
into the river. mistaking them for a paranormal that he had stopped to smoke his pipe

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how come a man who wrote so much
on the unexplained never mentioned
this? In an age of spiritualism he could
have made money from this gift, but
this apparently never happened. Could
it be, that in a state of excitement and
anticipation, Stephenson created a
“Thought form”? A Thought form is
allegedly the manifestation of mental
energy that can take the form of whatever
the creator is thinking about. Annie
Besant, the Theosophist and woman’s
rights activist, wrote a book with fellow
theosophist Charles W Leadbeater based
on the idea of creating images through
thought. Thought Forms, was released in
1901, and was based around the idea that
thoughts have two effects, “a radiating
vibration and a floating form”. Besant
and Leadbeater divided their thought
forms into three different classes,

That which takes the image of the


thinker.

That which takes the image of some


material object.

That which takes a form entirely its own,


on the bridge. The experience that The apparition of “Louise” expressing its inherent qualities in the
Robert D’Onston Stephenson claims to

S
matter which it draws round it.
have had, whilst it has been reported eeing an apparition is pretty common,

I
elsewhere, it is a rarity. Stephenson although scientists, paranormal n the 1970’s, Canadian
reported several paranormal events investigators and sceptics are unsure parapsychologists at the Toronto
whilst he stood on the bridge, these are, what these are, but what did Stephenson Society for Psychical Research, under
see? He claims he could make out the direction of A. R. G. Owen and Iris
The lamps going out as “Louise” passed “Louise” and what she was wearing, yet Owen, created a fictional person named
them, there were no other witnesses to the “Philip.” The team, who had no psychic
The apparition of “Louise” event. Could Stephenson, in a moment powers, created a story about a 16 year
of excitement imagined “Louise” on old boy called Philip Aylesford, giving
The sound of the footsteps approaching, the bridge approaching? Could it be him a date of birth, and creating stories
The voice of “Louise” possible that Stephenson had a form of Civil War Battles, friendships with
of Clairvoyance? Clairvoyance means King Charles II, and a love affair with a
We shall look at these “Seeing clear” and is a trait attributed to gypsy girl. The affair was discovered, and
individually. psychics and mediums. The term was the gypsy girl was burned at the stake

T
coined in the 17th century and during for witchcraft, leaving Philip alone and
he lamps going out as “Louise”
passed them, the Spiritualist movement it was a much hurting, with him taking his own life
witnessed and debated phenomena. in 1654. The group gathered regularly

A pparitions causing lights to go out is


common place, it is suggested that
spirit can draw energy from electricity,
Within the field of Clairvoyance is
claircognizance, which is to know
something is about to happen, almost
from September 1972 to hold sittings to
make contact with Philip, but for several
months nothing happened. Eventually
but these were gas lamps, and while spirit like extra sensory perception. Did table tipping was attempted, and Philip
is known to be able to affect flame, it is Stephenson know that “Louise” was made contact, sometimes moving the
usually done to make the flame flicker, dead, and witnessed her apparition? It table, on other occasions tapping in
grow or extinguish. Never to extinguish is impossible to tell, but what is puzzling response to questions. It should be again
and re-ignite! (Gas lamps in Sculcoates) is this, if Stephenson had such a gift, pointed out that Philip did not exist, he

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was a fictional creation, not a real person, yet here he was
making contact. Soon the created details began slipping
out to the group, with the group catching the table moving
on video tape in 1974. They had created their own thought
form. Could it be that Stephenson experienced a thought
form, based on his eagerness to see Louise once again?

The sound of the footsteps approaching,

A udible phenomena are pretty common during


paranormal investigations and what Stephenson
describes are the footsteps of “Louise” on the bridge. A
sound he had heard the two previous years and was
obviously familiar with. It is also worth noting that there
was no other witness to the event, but more telling is
that the encounter took place on a wooden bridge over
a drain. Could Stephenson have heard what he thought
were footsteps? Whilst this is possible, it is difficult to rule
out as Stephenson had apparently encountered related
phenomena at the same time. So the question stands, did
Stephenson have a paranormal encounter, was it natural
sounds on the bridge, such as the water’s hitting the
wooden piles, or was it a fictional piece?

The voice of “Louise”

R obert D’Onston Stephenson describes “Hearing the


voice inside” which a familiar attribute to a psychic
condition known as “Clairaudience” which means “Clear
Hearing”. It is alleged that people gifted with mediumistic
abilities can hear the dead speak to them. There are two
types of Clairaudience, which we shall look at closer.
Subjective Clairaudience is the hearing of voices and
noises internally. Objective Clairaudience is the hearing
of the voices and noises externally. Stephenson claims he
had a Subjective Clairaudience experience, has “old Bob”
never heard the voice, which although pretty common, is
puzzling. Why did he never mention he had this “Gift”?
A man with his ability to “Spin a yarn” could have made
a fortune in the age of spiritualism. Or did Stephenson
create this aspect to make the story more exciting? As no MIKE COVELL is a local historian, born, bred
other events were recorded, it is possible that it was created and based in Kingston upon Hull.  He has had an
by Stephenson to further make the story exciting. interest in the paranormal since he was eight
years old and has spent years collecting stories
on all aspects of the unexplained.  He has
So what about the Ripper connection? appeared in and advised on BBC Radio Humberside,

I n the Autumn of 1888 Robert D’Onston Stephenson was BBC Look North, ITV Calendar, Rippercast Podcast,
in the Royal London Hospital, in Whitechapel, when the Ripper Radio, Ripperologist Magazine, Casebook
murders occurred. He wrote letters to the police and the Examiner, Hull Daily Mail, Hull Advertiser,
press and discussed the case with people such as George Beverley Guardian, Cottingham Times, Holderness
Marsh, an out of work ironmonger, who believed he was Gazette, and many more.  He recently advised on
“Jack the Ripper.” and appeared in Prime Suspect: Jack the Ripper,
and in the latest series of Most Haunted.  He is a

H e certainly was an interesting man, and his story


has inspired me so much that I took a visit to the
bridges over the Barmston Drain to conduct a paranormal
published author with 9 books published and more
on the way.  He is currently contracted to advise
on and appear in several Hollywood movies and
investigation, but that, as they say, is another story. television shows.  

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THE STREAMS
THE SEARCH FOR LONDON’S LOST RIVERS

Dozens of rivers and canals But outside St Pancras Old Hampstead and Highgate
were buried beneath Church is a plaque showing a Ponds, in north London.
London’s streets more than sketch of people in that exact But these days it is swiftly
a century ago but how do spot bathing on the banks of submerged, becoming a
they look today? From the the Fleet in 1827. The river is sewer that flows to Blackfriars
busy pedestrian striding one of many in London that Bridge on the River Thames.
above them to the fast car was converted into a sewer as
motoring along they will the capital’s population grew. Of all the ways to get in touch
be unaware of what lies with London’s history, sticking
“Wherever you live, not far your nose in a sewer might not
beneath them. To find traces from your doorstep, you can seem the most appealing. The
of them you’ll need to have probably track down a hidden River Fleet is one of at least
a good ear, know where to river you never would have five lost rivers that threaded
look and visit some unlikely guessed would be there,” says through London until the mid-
places. Alex Werner, head of history 19th Century. Most were built
collections at the Museum of over as the city expanded,
Among the congested traffic London.
of central London’s St Pancras disappearing below pavement
“It’s a shame so many or merging with the new
Road, around the corner
rivers were buried - today Victorian-era sewage system.
from the glass and steel
they would enhance the Today, they have taken on
skyscrapers of the Euston
landscape,” says Paul Talling, mythical status, watery ghosts
Road, it is hard to imagine a
who has written a book on whose presence is now often
river once ran through grassy only marked by street names
fields. London’s lost rivers. “But at
the time it was necessary - in dating back to when the rivers
pre-Victorian times, they were were above ground.
“Today, in many parts used as open sewers.”
If you find yourself desperate to
of the city you could be The Fleet is probably one of find these missing rivers head
to a manhole on Farringdon
standing within inches the better known rivers that
lies beneath Londoners’ feet. Road, the one with the funny
of one of its lost rivers Vestiges of it can be traced
above ground by following a
smell and beneath the manhole
well that’s a different kettle of
and not even realise it.” modest stream that flows from fish, smelly fish at that.

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While the Thames is well known, at least five waterways have
disappeared under the city’s pavement over time, becoming watery
ghosts whose rumbling waters can still be heard.

Once you get over the smell,


you began to appreciate WHAT HAPPENED TO THE The Fleet was once a broad
tidal basin, several hundred
the 150 year-old Victorian
brickwork remains in a
LOST RIVERS? feet wide when it reached
the Thames, but like many
surprisingly preserved state. River Fleet - Became of London’s other rivers, its
polluted as Smithfield flow greatly reduced as the
“The atmospheric conditions butchers threw remains city’s population grew and it
are pretty constant so of dead animals into the became an open sewer.
you don’t need to do river, and was eventually
much maintenance on the incorporated into the sewer “The area became unpleasant
brickwork,” says Thames system and the land became cheap,”
Water’s field operations Mr Talling says.
manager Daniel Brackley. River Tyburn - Flowing
through Regents Park under In fact, the Fleet’s reputation
Heavy, rusty rings line the Buckingham Palace, the for slum dwellings, crime
tunnel walls. “It’s purely river was once reputed to and disease was such that
speculation but some people have some of London’s best Charles Dickens based
say the rings are from when salmon fishing
people tied up barges against Fagin’s Den in Oliver Twist in
the river bank,” he says. the area it flowed through.
River Walbrook - Its name is
thought to derive from the fact Following the Great Fire
London’s rivers have the river ran under the Roman
been through massive of London in 1666, the
London Wall
transformation over the capital’s rivers became
centuries. River Westbourne - Remains integral to Christopher Wren’s
of the river flow through a redevelopment plans for the
“Back in the early days they pipe running above Sloane city.
were used for drinking and Square Tube station
fishing,” says Mr Talling. “The “The vision was to have
springs fed wells such as River Effra - Banks of the canals with arch bridges like
Clerkenwell, where the clerks Oval cricket ground were built Venice,” Mr Talling says. “But
of the parish would drink with earth excavated during in reality, the sewage meant it
water.” the enclosing of the river just got clogged up.”

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DON’T CROSS THE STREAMS:
THE SEARCH FOR LONDON’S LOST RIVERS

Sections began to be
covered and, following
the Great Stink of 1858,
were incorporated Joseph
Bazalgette’s designs for the
sewer system that remains
today.

The rivers may now be


subterranean but their
impact on London’s
landscape remains.

“You can see the shape


created by the Fleet Valley
on the Farringdon Road,”
says Mr Talling, who
organises walking tours
along some of the lost
rivers’ paths.

Meanwhile, borders
between different parts of “But the water from the On a Saturday afternoon Hampstead, before flowing
the capital owe much to its Westbourne became too in September 1954, along through Regent’s Park then
buried waterways. polluted, so in the end they the path of the river, what is into the Thames at Pimlico -
had to pipe it under the widely regarded as the City as a prime fishing stream.
“If you follow the course park,” says Mr Talling. of London’s most famous
of the River Westbourne, Roman discovery of the The plans are ambitious to
one side of the road is “Now the Serpentine is 20th Century was made. say the least. To come to full
Kensington & Chelsea, the sourced by water from a fruition, they would require
other side is Westminster,” pumping station by Chelsea Welsh archaeologist Prof WF destruction of billions of
Mr Talling says. “It’s quite Bridge and the ornamental Grimes discovered a Roman pounds worth of property
confusing for people parking waters in Kensington temple devoted to god of including Buckingham
cars.” Gardens.” light Mithras. Palace.
The damming of the Elsewhere, in south London, The discovery of the temple But the group’s spokesman
Westbourne was ordered the raised banks of the Oval was in Grimes’ own words James Bowdidge still thinks
by George II’s wife Queen cricket ground were built “a fluke”. it may one day happen.
Caroline in 1730 to form the with earth excavated during
Serpentine and increase the enclosing of the Effra. “Professor WF Grimes “The proposal is very
Hyde Park’s aesthetic wasn’t looking for a temple realistic, sustainability at its
appeal. “The river showed itself but rather wanted to learn purest,” he says. “With the
again and was responsible about the Walbrook Valley support of the public and of
“The Serpentine was for flooding the cricket and its stream,” says landowners, we will bring
expanded in the 18th ground in the 1950s,” says Caroline McDonald, the wildlife, fishing and beauty
Century to make the park Mr Talling. “The rainfall Museum of London’s senior into the heart of Mayfair.”
look more beautiful,” Mr became excessive and the curator of Roman history.
Werner says. torrent of the flood meant So who knows, one day,
the sewers overflowed.” Now, after centuries of when heading to the West
burying London’s rivers, End, you may well want
Back over the Thames, in there is a campaign to to pack your waders and
central London, the River restore one of them above fishing rod.
Walbrook dates back to ground.
Roman Londinium, with And who knows, they
John Stow’s 1598 Survey The Tyburn Angling Society may become a popular
of London suggesting its has gained publicity in paranormal location in years
name derives from the fact recent years for its proposal to come.
the brook passed by the city to restore the River Tyburn
wall. - which originates in

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GHOUL
BRITANNIA!
“Dressing up, falling over and booty shaking with mannequins. It could only be Calamityville Horror’s Season 4 finale.”

The SS Great Britain for 47 years then she was


launched on 19th July towed out to Sparrow Cove,
1843 with Prince Albert in holed and sunk. In 1969,
attendance. Designed by Naval architect Ewan Corlett
Isambard Kingdom Brunel rescued her. 127 years to
for the Great Western the day of her launch, the
Steam Ship Company, SS Great Britain floated up
she was intended to be a Bristol docks by herself,
paddle steamer but due to welcomed by Prince Philip.
her advance technology
of screw propulsion, her Our voyage was a ghostly
engines were converted to one. The ship’s most famous
power a 16 ft. iron propeller. phantom is Captain John
Our voyage to the SS Great Britain started well At 100 metres long, she Gray, who was captain
when Neen missed the junction off the M4. We was the largest ship in the for 18 years. He once
discarded our directions and trusted the tourist world. She was designed interrupted a voyage to
for the Trans-Atlantic luxury claim the uninhabited island
signs and Neen’s native Bristolian instincts.
passenger trade but this of St Martin for the Empire.
Calamityville favourites, Tom and Amy joined
wasn’t financially successful In the 1870s, he suffered
us. For some reason, they aren’t embarrassed
so she was sold to Gibbs from kidney disease and
to be seen with us. In fact, Tom encourages
Bright & Co and became an depression. A few years
our quest for Calamityville pants, but that’s
emigrant carrier. Over 24 before, his son died and
another story.
years, she made 32 trips to his cousin was swept
Australia, carrying 16,000 overboard to his death.
passengers, including the On 26th November 1872,
first English cricket team to Captain Gray disappeared.
contest the ashes. A window in the ship’s bow
After 1881, she transported was open, despite being
Welsh coal to San Francisco screwed shut in the night.
but in 1886 was damaged Gray was never found.
in a storm. The Falklands Some believe he committed
Island Company used her suicide, others say he was
as a floating warehouse murdered for his gold.

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GHOUL BRITANNIA
disappeared staying upright in strong
when they winds. Most professionals
approached. would’ve ignored his
During a comments. Lynx: “Bite
wedding, a me. I don’t want to waste
steward who’d my breath talking to you.”
worked on She flipped him off. When
board for 23 he was halfway down the
years was ship, he hollered “you’re
standing beside freaks of nature!” Cat:
the piano on “You’re the freak of nature,
the Promenade Wankenstein. This is going
deck with on YouTube!” Strangely, he
another man, fell silent. People on the
when it began ship above us enjoyed this
to play. The impromptu performance. piece. Don’t they know
lid was closed. A man Thank god we weren’t who we are? Oh right,
The ship claimed other who played Brunel during wearing our Calamityville no-one does. We headed
lives. A 13 year old boy fell events heard footsteps t-shirts. down to the Promenade
from the rigging and died behind him and doors We visited the ship’s hull deck and loitered by the
in front of his father. Mrs opening and closing. He in the dry dock, where haunted piano but no
Cohen, a 17 year old bride saw a woman and child in Cat walked into the stair ghosts bashed out a jaunty
died on board and was the Family Cabin and legs rail. The museum had a tune. Cat felt dizzy in a tiny
pickled in vinegar for her disappear into the State surprise – dressing up cabin and attributed it to
journey home. Passengers Room. In 2008, a member clothes! Children were the sloped floor. There was
and the ship’s doctor’s of staff reportedly saw a amused as Amy, Neen and a mannequin puking into a
steward were swept child’s face in the steerage bowl and as the most travel
Cat donned fancy dresses
overboard and a German compartment. sick member of our team,
while Lynx and Tom wore
passenger vanished. A security guard witnessed naval jackets and top hats. Lynx was forced to pose
Another passenger noted doors moving, heard a door Cat tripped over her
his disappearance in her slamming in the captain’s dress then stood on it
and slid into a photo
with Neen. We took the
“In 1999, a consultant heard footsteps descend into the opportunity to do some
Forward Hold. Workers saw a lady on the Promenade deck formal dancing, copying
but she disappeared when they approached.” moves we’d seen on
The Vampire Diaries. We
persuaded Tom to wear
diary. It was suspected he cabin and watched a the dress Neen wore,
jumped overboard. locked door handle turn. and shoved a bonnet
In 1992, a teenager on work While Neen, Tom and Amy on his head. He looked
experience saw a bearded browsed the gift shop, we better in the dress than we with her.
man sitting on a beam in filmed information pieces did and hasn’t let us forget While Lynx, Tom and Amy
the ship’s bowels. He had by the ship. Then some it. were in the kitchen, Neen
broad shoulders and wore twatapus hurled abuse We boarded the ship but and Cat found a cabin with
a white collared shirt. It’s at us as he walked past. decided against recreating two bunks. Neen: “how can
believed to be Captain Most of his grunts were the Titanic pose. We’d only anyone fit on that bunk?”
Gray. In 1999, a consultant unintelligible because fall off and die. We had Cat: “I can fit.” Not easy
heard footsteps descend these delightful humans to wait for people to stop when wearing a fishtail
into the Forward Hold. never abuse us face to having their photos taken skirt that was designed
Workers saw a lady on the face, despite the fact at the ship’s wheel before for style and not practical
Promenade deck but she we’re only 5’1 and struggle we could do a filming things like walking and

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Lynx, Neen and Tom
followed him to the
captain’s quarters while
Cat and Amy explored
the Family cabin and
interviewed mannequins. Tom found a trap door so
Cat became dizzy again Cat switched on her night
but the only woman and vision and investigated.
child in the cabin were Sadly we didn’t solve
mannequins, not ghosts. the mystery by finding a
The living Brunel pointed skeleton. Then we became
out the windows Gray suspicious. Gray was 6ft.
disappeared from and told So is Tom. Gray had a
us a lantern beside beard. So does Tom.
the window
misbehaving on ships. pretend feast, which ended had been
She fitted perfectly. We in a pretend food fight. extinguished.
Some people have no idea Gray was fire-
were designed for ship’s
how to behave in first class. safety conscious
voyages. We’ve always
We then harassed a lone (unlike us) so
wanted to be pirates. They
extinguishing
interviewed mannequins female mannequin. Musical
the lantern
about Captain Gray’s instruments in the corner
before leaving
disappearance but they tempted us, but they were
the ship was
were unforthcoming. glued to chairs and ruined
within his
what could have been an
After regrouping in the character. On
epic Calamityville band
kitchen, Cat became dizzy the night he disappeared,
photo. Our one chance Gray was well-liked. As
a steward saw him writing
to look vaguely is Tom. Gray had a deep
letters. They’ve never been
talented. voice. So does Tom. We’re
found.
We found the not suggesting Tom is the
While filming in a cabin
sickbay but the immortal Captain Gray,
near the windows, Lynx
doctor and patient we’re just saying no-one
suddenly smelled perfume.
mannequins hadn’t has seen them together.
Although perfume does
heard about the linger after the wearer Our tickets allow us to
ghosts. However, has left the area, we were return to the ship unlimited
a volunteer told the only ones left as the times in the year. It’s time
us about a glass ship was about to close. the ship had stowaways…
of wine that kept Seconds later, Cat heard
getting drunk when someone singing faintly
again. Neen, Tom and no-one was around. Amy in an operatic voice then
Amy headed downstairs tested out the bunks while it stopped. We can’t say
while we found more we examined the firmness for certain it wasn’t Amy
cabins and passed the time of the surgeon’s posterior. or Neen, but Lynx was
tormenting a robotic voice He must do squats. Neen standing in the doorway, so
that called out indignantly and Cat flanked the would’ve heard them, but
every time we pushed the harassed-looking surgeon she didn’t hear the singing.
toilet door. We found our and demonstrated a Zumba Our cameras recorded it
team on the storage deck booty shake. clearly.
interviewing the model We then posed with a We did an EVP session
horses. In the luxurious model Brunel before finding by the windows but Gray
dining deck, we sat for a his living impersonator. didn’t want to speak to us.

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You’d probably think that THE SPECTRAL MAN
Heathrow is the last place to see finding the same gentleman’s body
a ghost - but you’d be wrong. Arguably, Heathrow’s most famous in the wreckage.
ghost hasn’t been seen for a while, but
Yes, it’s the world’s third-busiest it’s still a great tale. In March 1948, a He may have some idea that his
flight coming in to land at Heathrow days at the office are numbered,
airport and more than 70 million from Brussels ran into difficulties but the man in the hat isn’t quite
passengers pass through every due to thick fog, and the plane crash ready to give up the ghost just
year, but if you catch yourself landed on runway 2-8-Right, killing all yet. Since the night of the crash
in 1948, he’s been spotted on the
feeling ill-at-ease or walking three crew members and 17 of the 22
runway, possibly keeping an eye
passengers.
through a cold spot, stay alert. It’s out for his missing briefcase. 
probably just your pre-flight pint As Heathrow employees and the
Since that terrible night in 1948
or the airport’s air conditioning; emergency services worked to help
there have been many reports
the injured and find the dead and
but it could be something else. dying, a man wearing a hat calmly of sightings of a man wearing a
Something which isn’t at the walked through the fog towards them; hat being seen along the runway;
during recent years, he’s been
airport to jet off for two weeks in he was dressed in civilian clothes and
spotted less and less, but in 1970,
Bermuda. obviously wasn’t part of the rescue
it’s reported he came back for
team. The man asked if the team
one final hurrah and something
had found his briefcase, and as the
happened which Heathrow staff
rescue team were staring at him, he
have never been able to explain.
disappeared into the fog - never to
be seen again. According to reports, It all started when the radar office
the emergency workers later reported reported picking up a visual of a
person trespassing on the runway,

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which obviously isn’t ideal. The airport
police were despatched to get rid
THE VIP GHOST
of the intruder, and they were joined
by the airport fire department, just in If you’re going to add a bit
of glamour to your afterlife
DICK TURPIN
case anything was amiss. The radar
office guided the team to the spot appearances, you could do a RETURNS FOR A
FINAL HOLD - UP
where the man was, and waited for lot better than the VIP lounge
him to be removed. at Heathrow. Visitors hoping for
nothing more strenuous than a
However, the police reported back shower, a massage and a coffee However, it appears that his
that they weren’t able to see anyone, have reported seeing a man in a death at the gallows has not
and the runway was clear. The radar grey suit mooching around the stopped Dick Turpin; he’s been
office testily replied that they must be lounge, who promptly disappears. viewed at several locations
able to; as they were arriving at the around England - and Heathrow
scene, they had driven right next to Chillingly, many people who have
is one of them. There have been
the person. seen this ghost have said that he
reports of a man dressed as
appears from the waist down only,
Rattled, they continued to search a highwayman appearing and
so if you spot a pair of grey trousers
for the individual, guided by the disappearing in the main terminal,
walking about unattended, this is
radar office, who were absolutely and Heathrow staff have reported
most likely the cause.
insistent that the intruder was still hearing a man barking or howling.
visible. Search as they might, the When they turn around to see
officers on the runway could not find what’s causing the noise, nobody
who ever it was, and eventually both is there.
parties gave up. Could it have been Dick’s repertoire isn’t limited to
the diligent office worker, desperately dog noises. Many people have
trying to find his briefcase? said they ‘feel his presence’
behind them, or that they feel hot
breath on their neck. Of course,
they turn around and they’re
alone. Or so it seems...

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CELEBRITY INTERVIEW

URI GELLE
THAT SPOON FELLA, MINDBENDER, BON VIVEUR AND FOR
JAYNE HARRIS SAT DOWN WITH URI GELLER AND DISCUSSED GHOSTS, THE AFTERLIFE AND SCEPTICS.

I
would be
surprised if
someone told
me they had
never heard
of Uri Geller.
He is known the
world over for his
incredible abilities,
not simply telekinesis
but something altogether
more incredible. This is a
man who has defied the laws
of science on a worldwide scale,
which we have never, and probably
will never see again. He is a man who
has entertained and astounded millions
of us for over 45 years, so however
you would describe Uri whether Spoon
bender, Psychic, Magician or Illusionist
one thing is clear…there is only one Uri
Geller.

My first memory of Uri Geller is as mystifying for


me as the man himself. Aged 10 I was sitting
at home one Saturday evening with my parents
watching TV when onto my screen came a man
who could apparently bend spoons with the
power of his mind. He began staring directly
into the camera lens and I remember feeling
like he could literally see me! We were all
memorized. He asked everyone at home to
get a broken watch and hold it in his or her
hand. I did. Uri then began commanding
the worlds broken watches to ‘work!” What
had started as a bit of fun suddenly left me
dumbfounded as the watch in my hand that
hadn’t worked for years suddenly started ticking.
And so a life long fascination with the man and
the mystery began.

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ER
“I wouldn’t say
it’s a gift but
it’s certainly a
huge positive
RTUNE TELLER? in my life.”

Uris website is an incredibly interesting FREE


resource with documentaries, free eBooks and
more. You can also sign up to his newsletter and
receive free motivational inspiration from Uri.
www.urigeller.com
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CELEBRITY INTERVIEW with URI GELLER
In this interview Uri gives me his
thoughts on the beliefs afterlife,
his amazing powers and why he is
grateful to every single one of his
critics.
Uri, can you tell me about the
first time you realized you had
extraordinary abilities?
I was 5 years old, eating soup and as
I lifted the spoon towards my mouth,
the spoon started bending and it
actually broke in half. It’s as clear in
my mind today as it was back then.
How did your family react?
My mother didn’t think it was a big
deal. She was related to Sigmund
Freud, my full name is actually Uri
Geller Freud, and my mother simply
thought that maybe I’d inherited some
abilities from him. I don’t think so
myself but that’s what she thought
and so she was never amazed or
surprised by my powers, she was
more impressed by how my powers Yes to a point. I’ve seen children bend Over the years you’ve allowed a
led me to become well known around spoons and have witnessed some number of scientists to attempt to
the world. extraordinary demonstrations of mind test your paranormal abilities. Do
power from adults. I have a TV show you believe that in the end it will
Can you tell me about the point at be science that offers us our best
which you discovered you could called “The Next Uri Geller” in which
evidence of the afterlife? Or do you
control your powers? I’m looking for the next me! On the
believe it will always be more about
You know, because I was a bit of a show we have Magicians, Illusionists faith?
show off and I wanted to
Oh the afterlife will absolutely be
be noticed, I soon realized
proved by science, for sure. I’ve been
that this was something I
studied by the American Defense
could really make use of.
Department, the CIA and other
The other kids could play
intelligence agencies under controlled
basketball, football or piano
conditions and their findings can
and I couldn’t, but I was
all be found on my website. Their
unique. I could do spoon
tests concluded that this type of
bending, mind reading,
phenomenon is real. There is a thirst
fixing broken watches,
for scientific understanding of the
sprouting seeds with my
unexplained. I believe in the future
mind and more! I thought it
and Mentalists and amongst that scientists will be able to prove there
was just a natural thing but I did used
them I believe that I have seen things is indeed life after death, and that we
to exercise my abilities. When I was in
that you cannot explain. They have don’t die, we simply pass over, and
school I would practice, mainly out of
here is my explanation for why I believe
necessity. I wanted my mother to be demonstrated powers of the mind that
we CAN’T die. In 1924 a very clever
able to give up work, I wanted to buy have astounded me. man came up with a scientific equation
her a TV and take care of her and that
Have you ever wished you didn’t E=MC2. Of course it was Albert
was what gave me my drive, it was
have your powers? Einstein. Einstein with that equation
always about my Mom.
proved to the world scientifically that
Over the years have you ever met No. Absolutely not. I look upon it as a everything in the universe is made up of
anyone else that seems to have blessing. I wouldn’t say it’s a gift but it’s energy, you, me, the walls that surround
similar abilities? certainly a huge positive in my life. us, everything is energy. He went on to

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That’s a really good question. I think
it’s human nature to have a fear of
getting sick or of our loved ones
becoming ill or dying. I wouldn’t
say I’m afraid of death or of dying
but there will always be that big
question mark for me…who will be
there? Where will I go? That unknown
element frightens me.
Obviously there are skeptics. What
would you say to anyone who
says, “There’s no such thing as the
paranormal?”
Well look, for me the skeptics gave
a huge positive push to my career.
So many skeptics have tried to
debunk my abilities and they argued
about me obsessively for years.
What they didn’t understand was
that controversy is a gift on a silver
platter. You cannot buy controversy in
a shop. They created this whirlwind
around me, which gave me longevity. I
mean I can’t believe I am still around,
doing TV shows and lectures after 45
prove that energy cannot be destroyed. years and it’s all because I became
So one must ask the question, if you so I called him and asked him to come controversial thanks of them. I should
cannot destroy energy, what happens to and show me some examples of his actually send each of my skeptics a
our soul when we die? What happens to work. He arrived on a Sunday morning thousand bouquets of flowers, as I’m
our spirit? What happens to our energy? at 10am and because of the security at so grateful! I’ll say this shamelessly;
Do you believe in Heaven and Hell? my house usually people have to walk I am a King in Public Relations. I
Or do you believe in something through several sets of gates but for understand how PR works and I knew
different? some reason on this occasion when how to shift the controversy around
he called through I told him to wait in me so that it could boost my career.
I am a religious man and I pray to God his car and I would come to him. As I
every day and try to have an attitude of approached I saw this man sitting in his At the end of the day you will
gratitude. No one really knows where van and next to him was a dog. Instantly get skeptics in every walk of life,
we go but I want to believe there is a I thought him a good man, as my but especially in the field of the
Heaven, and no I don’t believe there family are dog lovers and my mother in paranormal as it’s unfortunately
is a Hell. I want to believe we proceed particular loved dogs, so I immediately riddled with charlatans, so you
towards our creator, although I think made up my mind that this was the never really know who is genuine
we have to pass through various levels man to create my mothers headstone. I and who is not. Skeptics to me are
before we get there. approached his van from the passenger a tiny molecular nothing, they don’t
Have you ever seen a ghost? side expecting to pat the dog and as I exist in my world and cannot do me
leaned in there was no dog. I asked the harm. I think I have reached a point at
In my lifetime I’ve seen 2 ghosts, there
man “where’s your dog gone?” and he
is no doubt in my mind. The first time which I don’t have to prove anything
went ashen. He went on to tell me that
was just after my mother died. She had to anyone, and so I don’t really care
his dog had passed away 6 months
been living with us for some time here in what anyone else thinks. If someone
before but that he always accompanied
Sonning on Thames so I asked the Vicar said to me “there’s no such thing
him in his van and always sat on the
and my Rabi for permission to bury as the paranormal” I’d just tell them
passenger seat. I took it as a sign from
her at our local church, being Jewish to keep on believing that if it makes
my mother to trust the man.
we were not sure if it was acceptable. them happy!
It was agreed and so then I had to For many people, their biggest fear is
arrange for a headstone. My Rabi gave seeing a ghost. What is your biggest Uri, many thanks for taking the time
me the contact details for a stonemason fear? to talk to me today.

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“As a Paranormal Events owner October is the
busiest time of the year, 8 events in 4 weeks and over
400 guests attending 6 different locations, one of
which is a brand new one to Haunted Events UK.”

HAUNTED EVENTS UK’s LEE ROBERTS AND TEAM GO IN


SEARCH OF SPOOKS IN A SHOPPING CENTRE THAT HAS
AN INTERESTING PAST...

THE CENTRE OF
PARANORMAL ACTIVITY?

Is LIVE Ghost Hunting a new and


innovative way to investigate, is the
Paranormal about to engage the
social media more than ever before?

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The Idlewells Shopping Where the Idlewells centre
Centre in Sutton in Ashfield, is used to be the main street
Nottinghamshire, UK doesn’t in Sutton Idlewells and the
sound like the most haunted area is rife with spooky
location in the world and legends - It is rumoured
during the day it is buzzing that an old man and a child
with shoppers of all ages, both died in the River Idle,
but it wasn’t always that way. which ran through the middle
Where the centre stands now of the slum area and now
used to be a whole different runs beneath the centre in
world, a community of slums massive silver pipework.
housing hundreds of local
families.

The Idlewells, built in the


1970’s, is on top of a now
disused underground car
park which was the built at
the same level as the slums. ghost hunting. At the end of
It also has quite a few current the day this was a test for
spooky stories. The centre the team too as we’d never
manager went through what investigated here before.
has happened recently when
what it was and realised We began with a walk around
we were discussing running
Legend has it that one there was a pattern to it, and the Indoor Market just to
events there.
woman who lived in a then it began mimicking his scope the location, get a feel
• Security recently heard dwelling on the site of knocking in response. He for it and test the lighting;
scratching down the door Idlewells (Louisa Gregory) didn’t stay around too long we then made our way down
in the toilet lobby near was well worth steering after he realised that there stairs to the underground
the lifts. They quickly clear of, her nickname was was no logical explanation car park. It is here we began
checked behind the fire the Corpse Collector and for it - and we hear he hasn’t filming and welcoming
door - but nobody in apparently if she knocked been down on his own since!! members of my Facebook
sight! Security checked on your door, you would die page to the location.
So with all that said I could
back on CCTV - nothing!! shortly after!!!!
not miss the opportunity to
• Baby changing room - Retail outlets Peacocks check these stories out for
lights frequently coming and Bon Marche have both myself. Not only that but
had numerous reports of we wanted to try out the
on out of the blue when
unexplainable activity. One new Facebook LIVE video
the centre is closed!
Security guard saw her radio link via my verified page
• The funeral house a few moving in the basement, with so people at home could
yards from the shopping nobody around it! Another watch what happened.
centre used to be a Security guard recently
Simon, Jason, James, The car park was very eerie
hotel and (dare we say) heard knocking on the floor
Catherine and Helen from looking once the lights when
a house of ill-repute!!! in the basement when he
the Haunted Events UK team off and also knowing that you
It was rumoured that was patrolling in the early
joined me on location along were on the same level as the
people used to go in and hours one morning. He old slums gave it that extra
with Chloe (Centre Manger)
never come out!!!!! stopped to try to work out spooky feel to it. We started off
and in the Hub monitoring
the footage from safe with a table and glass to see
distance was none other than if we got any contact. I had
Haunted Digital Magazine a walk round on my own to
editor Paul Stevenson. see if I could pick up anything
on camera. The location at
This was a last minute thing this stage had the feeling of
so we were not expecting yes there is something there
many to log on and view so but it needs work, with more
the focus was on the activity time I am sure that part of
and whoever did watch the location would be a great
would see raw unedited location to investigate.

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Above: Idlewells in the 70s

We had the ALICE box with Peacocks shop, this is where We ran out of time in the end constantly fight to become
us which was picking up a Louisa Gregory used to live and what was supposed to the next best thing in
the words COWS, CATTLE and as legend has it if she be a walk round for an hour the paranormal field and
& ANIMALS. We later found knocked on your door death turned out to be a 3 hour
yet by just holding up a
out that where we were followed, called “the Witch investigation in one of the
stood used to be a Butchers, coolest locations I have been mobile phone and filming
of the Idlewells” legend
coincidence? suggests that she still haunts in a while. what we do we managed
the area, so I was keen to to give the paranormal
After around 40 mins we see if we could contact her. Paul at the hub informed loving viewer raw ghost
moved up on to the main me that the LIVE link had hit hunting at its very best.
mall, I am used to seeing The radio seemed very active over 9,000 viewers over the
the location buzzing with
There will be plenty more
with a male voice being course of the investigation
shoppers but now with and the comments videos coming your way
dominant but our eyes kept
the lights off and all shops were in overdrive. I was over Halloween and into
being drawn to the reflection
closed it was very strange. of Peacocks next door, was overwhelmed that people the new year so make
By this stage we had hit from all over the world were sure you LIKE the page
someone watching us?
1000 LIVE viewers via the taking an interest, over and stay tuned because
Chloe, the Centre Manager
Facebook page. the past 12 months the
was starting to get freaked you never know when we
paranormal seems to have
We were given access to out also as we heard a clear may go live. The link to the
grown bigger and bigger,
a few disused units along voice from behind her, yet no page is www.facebook.
Ghost Adventures (GAC)
the mall but at first the main one was there. com/officialleeroberts
has engaged the audience
activity was on the main mall and taken the paranormal
itself, taps, bangs, strange We eventually moved We will be back at the
upstairs to the business unit to a new generation, Most
figures in the corners of Haunted has returned Idlewells on the 29th
our eyes. Was it our minds and a string of dark spooky
looking corridors. The radio and has got its 2nd and 3rd October 2015 but this
playing tricks on us or was
was still speaking to us, season on Really TV and time joined by members of
something playing with us?
telling us to be careful, RUN also has a LIVE special at public, to join us go to
We eventually got access and even said Simon’s name Halloween. Paranormal
to the unit next door to at one point. shows on YouTube www.hauntedeventsuk.com

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GADGET REVIEW

ARK OF THE
CONVENIENT

We’ve all done it, been Modern ghost hunting is Imagine a Ghost Box, an EVP GhostArk solves the need
on an investigation and awash with technical gadgets Recorder, a Sound Trap, an to have more than one
wish we could carry all and gizmos, we all have our EMF Meter, a Temperature tool in your hand, making
our equipment at the favourites and yes they’re and Pressure gauge and an investigations easier, more
same time, the amount of getting smaller and easier access to analysis of Data accurate and professional.
times I have gone back to fit into pockets and man- captured all neatly packaged It also allows to record and
bags but what if one, YES up in a shiny new piece of kit cross-analyse data.
and forth fetching this,
ONE, piece of kit could fulfil with fancy lights for added
fetching that wishing the actions of many of our coolness and that’s what the Can you describe GhostArk
that I had a pet Octopus gadgets, well it might be time GhostArk is. in 5 words?
(trained to carry stuff for to pack the pet Octopus away
me of course, not just for because there’s a new gadget We caught up with its creator Simple: Is the “First All-
novelty purposes) doesn’t in town and this one means Massimo Rossi and asked in-One Ghost Hunting
bear thinking about. business. him all about his new ghost Equipment”
hunting gadget.
If you were looking for 5
Ciao Massimo and thanks adjectives, these would be:
for taking the time to talk accurate, easy, convenient,
with us today. A lot of our beautiful, professional.
readers love the paranormal
and judging by what we’ve Start from the beginning,
read on social media about where and when did the
GhostArk there is already a idea for GhostArk start?
buzz about it.
I got the idea for GhostArk
So, GhostArk? Why do you because I had myself the
feel there is a need for a need to be able to hold
device like this? more than one device in

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“DESIGNED
A N D B U I LT F O R
GHOST HUNTERS,
PA R A N O R M A L
I N V E S T I G AT O R S
AND ENTHUSIASTS.”

one hand. I also wanted to castles, villas, abandoned Italy was ravaged by using flour, a strainer, a
create a device that allowed villages… maybe more than the plague three times, Polaroid, a simple tape
to cross-analyse the data and in the UK, maybe not (I love which caused hundreds of recorder. I have always
highlight anomalies after the the UK for its history). thousands of deaths. followed closely the
investigation. development of technologies
Venice is a real practice Why the name GhostArk? used in paranormal research.
Do you think GhostArk ground for paranormal
could make Ghost Hunting research. One of the reasons This name is evocative… What happened when
even easier? is because its architecture “ark” because the entity can you tested it on Poveglia
has remained the same for manifest itself in multiple Island?
This is one of the reasons over one thousand years. ways. GhostArk allows to
why GhostArk was created, record and analyse different I have been to Poveglia
and to allow enthusiasts to Poveglia island, Lazzaretto phenomena of paranormal three times, always alone.
start experimenting in this Nuovo e Lazzaretto vecchio nature. I love doing investigations
field. Now they will need to (with the hospital for those on my own because I am
purchase only one device, infested with the plague) are So, who is Massimo Rossi, able to fully concentrate
instead of many. all great locations. tell our readers who you on the environment and on
are? the device that I’m using.
Do you think that the Throughout Italy there Apart from bangs, steps
paranormal industry is are many other locations: I am a librarian, specialised and sudden temperature
ready for GhostArk? medieval castles and grounds in antique manuscripts. I changes, already with the
of great battles (for example have been researching the first prototype of GhostArk
Until one year ago, the
Custoza). Other locations are paranormal for over thirty (with all the components
technology industry
basically wasn’t considering in Caporetto and in the area years… at the beginning I in a wooden box) I started
the paranormal field. surrounding the Piave River. was doing investigations seeing that EMF variations
Researchers were using tools data could be crossed with
originally developed for other temperature and pressure
purposes. GhostArk is the data, as well as with EVP
first multi-functional device recordings (which I was
created and developed able to listen after the
especially for paranormal investigation) and with the
research and for those who ghost box.
are interested in this field.
Silly question, probably, but
GhostArk answers a do you believe in ghosts?
need, allowing also those
who are not expert to This is not a silly question,
conduct investigations with completely the opposite in
professional results. fact: I believe that “ghosts”
are part of what I define
What are the most famous “entities”, which stay in our
haunted locations in Italy? dimension or are able to
get back to our dimension.
Italy has a very long history Therefore, I believe that there
and is full of haunted are multiple dimensions.
locations: regular houses, The aim of the research is,

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GADGET REVIEW
firstly, to demonstrate the nature of “paranormal”, of
different phenomena, including sound, kinetic and
visual phenomena. At the moment it’s not possible to
demonstrate the origin of such phenomena; but we
can demonstrate their nature.

Tell us about the team behind GhostArk?

My dream became reality thanks to my son, who


worked on the design of the device and put together
a team of four engineers. Our project manager
worked in Japan for five years in micro-robotics.

We also have members of the team who take care of


communications and relations with media, suppliers
and partners.

How have the so called paranormal experts


reacted to GhostArk?

I would say really well. Excluding cameras, GhostArk


represents a step ahead for the industry that is
comparable to the switch from mobile phones to
the first iPhone. Also, GhostArk customers will have
access to a web application to analyse all their data;
this has been received very well too.

We’re so looking forward to testing it over here in


the UK, have you ever ghost hunted in the UK?

Not yet, although I have wanted to come to the


UK for a while and test personally the GhostArk in
notably haunted locations.

Even though I like doing researches alone (maybe


with an interpreter, if he/she is brave enough…), I
would like investigating with other people who want
to test GhostArk.

Do you plan to expand on GhostArk with more


paranormal products?

Definitely. Our project manager is already working


on GhostArk 2 but this will take at least two years of
research and development.

When you first started ghost hunting what


equipment did you use?

As I mentioned in a previous answer: flour scattered


on the floor through a strainer (talcum powder was
too expensive), a tape recorder with magnetic head,
a simple polaroid with flash, a torch, note pad and a
lot of curiosity to discover more.

Grazie Massimo it was a pleasure speaking with


you. Like a lot of the paranormal loving people
out there we are dying to see the GhostArk in
action and to see what response it gets from
the paranormal world. Personally speaking,
anything that makes ghost hunting easier but still
generates the buzz, the vibe and the scares that
Ghost Hunting can give is a winner in my book.

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A mysterious virus hits
an isolated elementary
school, transforming
the kids into a feral
swarm of mass savages.
An unlikely hero must
lead a motley band of
teachers in the fight of
their lives.

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“You know what? You carry on with your symphony of death.
I’ll sneak around the school where there aren’t any kids.”

Elijah Wood
INTERVIEW WITH

So, you get an email from a marketing company wanting to


promote a new DVD, you get the screener of the film, it’s quite
good actually and then you do what you always do and ask if
there’s any interview talent available safe in the knowledge that
the answer will 99% be no.
A few days later, they reply, you idly flick over it and then you stop
dead in your tracks, tumbleweed breezes over your laptop, and you
blink and read it again, “Elijah Wood is available for an interview”.
Elijah Wood aka Frodo Baggins aka Frank in Maniac and now Clint
in Cooties (the film that started this introduction to the feature).
So, what is Cooties? In a nutshell, some children eat some
contaminated Chicken Nuggets and turn into “cannibalistic ghouls”
and yes, you guessed it Elijah Wood stars in it (note: he also
produces it as well).
Oh and to put the ghostly cherry on top of the horror cake this is
not an interview where we get to send off 15 questions for them to
answer the best way we can, this is what is known in the industry
as a “phoner”.
So, the phone call takes place, we’re told we’ve got 10 minutes,
questions are prepped and researched, my mouth is so dry, the last
time I spoke to a celebrity was when Les Dennis told me to “shift”
on Skegness Pier.
Elijah speaks “Hey Paul, how you doing? Just been reading your
magazine, it’s cool”
…. The rest is a blur

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endings but due to budget
restraints they weren’t
feasible. I am happy with
the ending that we went for
although I did love the ending
we had where the virus
spread to the pensioners so at Shaun of the
it affected both young and
Dead, yes it’s funny
old.
but it really has
HAUNTED: How’s the film some proper horror
gone down with teachers? in it to.
EJ: Ah, the feedback has HAUNTED:
HAUNTED: So Cooties! HAUNTED: Did you add the been pretty cool, obviously
What’s it all about? Horror Writer part into it? Your company
we’ve not toured it round the Spectrevision
Elijah Wood (EJ): Good EJ: No, in fact I wasn’t even local schools LOL but at the produced Cooties.
start to an interview, going to act in the film, just festivals it has been shown
Tell us more.
get involved as producer but at, we’ve had a few teachers
straight down to the meat
fell in love with the script. come up to us who’ve said EJ: SpectreVision
and bones. Basically in a
“thanks so much, it’s about
nutshell it’s about a group is a genre driven
HAUNTED: I guess it’s similar time the teachers got to be
of elementary school the good guys” company and
teachers who come under to The Faculty but spun the mostly focuses
other way round?
attack from children who HAUNTED: You love your on horror films.
have been turned into EJ: Wow, that takes me horror, what go you into it? We also host a
vicious monsters by eating back, yes I guess it is similar film festival called
contaminated chicken EJ: I was very young, my
with the bad guys being older brother is 7 years older SpectreFest. As
nuggets and their struggle the teachers rather than the you’ve said I love
to survive. than me, so I kind of looked
kids. Horror will always have up to him and got into what horror and I love
a villain or villains and will he was into. I grew up with it from behind the
HAUNTED: What is Clint’s always have the good guys.
Backstory? He’s a wannabe A Nightmare on Elm Street: camera as well as in front
Horror Writer yes? HAUNTED: There were quite Dream Warriors and that era, of it.
a few different endings for I watched my first horror film
EJ: Yes he is, he loves his Cooties. Which was your when I was 5 years old, Truth HAUNTED: Do
horror and wants to write favourite? or Dare: A Critical Madness, you believe in the
horror but ends up being a a straight to video release, Paranormal? Have you
substitute teacher at this EJ: We filmed several endings, and I fell in love with horror ever had any Paranormal
school. or had ideas for various there and then, it remains of experiences?
my all time favourite horror
movies. EJ: Yes I believe in
HAUNTED: Would you say ghosts, I’ve had a few
Cooties is a Horror Comedy experiences, nothing
or a Comedy Horror? It’s that would go to suggest
been described as Glee that ghosts exist 100%
meets Saw(!) I never thought but then does it ever..
I’d hear those two paired (laughs), we had an
together! interesting Ouija Session
EJ: Neither would I, I think during a tour of a
Horror Comedy and Comedy haunted house recently.
Horror are, I think, essentially, Heard lots of voices and
the same thing and just stuff.
changing the words around is
irrelevant, Cooties Elijah, many thanks
is both Horror for taking time out
and Comedy, a of your schedule to
mix of two genres
speak to us today and
that will always
have a common we wish you every
denominator. Look success with Cooties.
JACK THE MYTH
THE MAN WHO NEVER WAS
BY RICHARD JONES

Compared to many serial killers in Back then, the most common nickname
history, Jack the Ripper was, to say for the murderer that people would most
the least, not that prolific. Indeed, if, certainly have recognised, and would
as is generally believed, he murdered been terrified by, was “Leather Apron.”
five women, he pales in comparison to
many latter day killers. Yet, his name This name was, reportedly, the
is instantly recognisable the World pseudonym given to a sinister character
over; more films have been made who - so the prostitutes of the East
about him than any other murderer; End told police in the early stages of
each year numerous books come out the investigation into the Whitechapel
claiming to have caught him at last; Murders - was extorting money from
and, whenever a news story about them with threats that if they didn’t pay
him breaks, newspaper editors still up he would “rip them up.” Apparently,
fall over themselves to get the scoop this sinister and violent character
on their rivals, just as they have been habitually wore a leather apron, hence
ARTISTS IMPRESSION the nickname.
doing for nigh on 129 years.
And, the most bizarre thing of all is that Unfortunately, the prostitutes could
“Jack the Ripper” never existed. Film tell the police little about this man and
makers, authors, journalists and editors descriptions of him varied. Then, around
are quite literally chasing after a fiction the 2nd September 1888, The Star
who is, or was, in reality, more myth than newspaper, learnt of this suspect and
man. began publishing lurid articles about him
and his nocturnal activities.
Now, don’t get me wrong. I am certainly
not arguing against the harsh reality that It was at this point that the wonderfully
five very gruesome murders took place named, Sergeant William Thick, revealed
in the East End of London in 1888. They to his fellow officers that he was certain
most certainly did and are a matter of that when people spoke of “Leather
historical record. Apron” in the district they were, in fact,
referring to a man by the name of John
MARTHA TABRAM What I am arguing is that the perpetrator Pizer.
of the Whitechapel Murders, to give them
their official name, was most probably With the people of the area now
not called Jack! terrified by this bogeyman-like figure,
the murderer struck again on the 8th
Indeed, had you stopped anyone in September 1888, and claimed the life
the streets in early September 1888 – of Annie Chapman in the backyard of
when at least two, perhaps three, of the number 29 Hanbury Street in Spitalfields.
murders had taken place - and asked
them who they thought Jack the Ripper It was with this murder that the
was, you’d have drawn a blank stare. extreme unease that had been gaining
momentum in the streets of Whitechapel
You see, the murders of Martha Tabram in the wake of the murders of Martha
(7th August 1888), Mary Nichols (31st Tabram and Mary Nichols gave way to
August 1888) and Annie Chapman (8th outright panic and angry mobs began
September 1888) were carried out before patrolling the streets ever willing to vent
the name “Jack the Ripper” found its their fury and frustrations on any poor
MARY KELLY way into the investigation into the crimes. individual who might be suspected of

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being complicit in or responsible signed “Jack the Ripper.”
for the murders.
In the wake of the two murders
A direct result of this mob activity that had occurred on the 30th
was that the police numbers were September, the police decided
increased on the streets and this that the letter might provide the
appears to have deterred the breakthrough they so desperately
murderer for a few weeks. needed and they released it to
A few days after Annie Chapman’s the public. When the newspapers
murder, Sergeant Thick finally began reporting on the name, it
arrested John Pizer and took him caught on immediately and soon
in for questioning at Leman Street Jack the Ripper was the name on
Police Station. Their case, however, everybody’s lips when they referred
soon fell apart when Pizer was able to the Whitechapel Murders.
to provide alibis for the nights of
the two most recent murders and Within days the police had decided
he was soon released. that the letter had, most certainly,
not been written by the murderer
With the end of September
but that it had, in fact, been written
approaching, the fact that there
had been no further atrocities since by a journalist anxious to capitalise
Annie Chapman’s murder, saw a further on the crimes.
general relaxation amongst the But, by that time, it was too late
East End populace as they started
and from that point onwards the
to believe that their ordeal was
over. police had to contend with two
perpetrators. The real one, the
But the murderer returned in the Whitechapel Murderer, and the CATHERINE EDDOWES
early hours of the 30th September fictional one - Jack the Ripper. The
1888 and claimed two victims – boundaries between the two soon
Elizabeth Stride and Catherine became blurred, and they remain
Eddowes – at around 1am and so to this day. Look at any book
1.45a respectively. on the murders and, inevitably,
It was in the wake of these killings the name “Jack the Ripper” will
that the police made a decision be there somewhere in the title.
that would, not only influence the Authors don’t write books entitled
course of their investigation into The Whitechapel Murderer: - Case
the killings, but which would also Closed, The Whitechapel Murderer:
guarantee the unknown perpetrator - The Final Solution or The Diary of
a gruesome immortality. the Whitechapel Murderer and, if
they did, there is a high probability,
------------
nobody would buy them! DURWARD STREET
The day before the murders of
Elizabeth Stride and Catherine But, by replacing the “Whitechapel
Eddowes the Central News Murderer” with “Jack the Ripper”, Richard Jones is the author of
Office had handed the police a and an author is almost guaranteed several books on Jack the Ripper
letter which they had received an international bestseller, and has written and presented
two days previous. Purporting especially if he claims to be the several documentaries on
to come from the murderer, the latest in a long line of authors the Whitechapel Murders. His
missive was written in red ink and to have finally solved history’s company, Discovery Tours
was addressed to “The Boss.” It greatest mystery. Until that is, the and Events, operates a nightly
taunted the police for their inability next author comes along to steal Jack the Ripper Walk in the
to catch him, and spoke in gloating the limelight by claiming to be the East End of London,  http://
terms about what he had done to one who finally managed to track www.jack-the-ripper-tour.com.
his previous victims and what he
would do to any future victims.
down and unmask a man who, He has also written books
to all intents and purposes, never on the ghosts, legends and
It was, however, the signature on actually existed. folklore of Britain and Ireland,
the letter that would have long the research for which has
lasting repercussions and which As the anonymous writer of the taken him on endless journeys
would transform a series of East “Dear Boss…Jack the Ripper” across the spectral landscape
End murders into an international missive might well have put it. Ha of the United Kingdom and the
phenomenon. For the letter was Ha! Emerald Isle. 

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3 girls and a
GOLDENROD Batteries not included...

Don’t you hate it when you in the Dark were able to find this
arrive to a location, equipment “somewhere” and spend the night...
is prepped & ready to go, but twice! 
the place drains every last bit of
When we arrived to this location, we
juice from your batteries?
almost drove right past it. It emerges
The closest place to restock is across
from the tree line, and you catch it in
the river miles away in the middle of
your peripheral, forcing you to slam
nowhere? You’re not sure if a ghost or
The continuing adventures of 3GD on your breaks, stop in the middle of
the gas station attendant is going to the road and just stare at what is a
follow you home? paranormal investigators dream spot.
Let me tell you about a hidden gem It’s old, it’s creepy, it’s dilapidated,
surrounded by woods, and the moon
call the “Goldenrod” Built it 1909,
looks amazing over the river. 
the Goldenrod Showboat travelled
the rivers of the Midwest, offering But what about the good stuff? Does
entertainment to everyone aboard until this boat still perform? (ba dum bum)
she settled in St. Louis in 1937. At one The caretakers have many haunted
point it seated more than 1400 people stories to tell from the legends of
for live shows and was decorated
with more than 2500 electric lights. It
inspired Edna Ferber to write her book
SHOWBOAT, on which the musical
was based. The Goldenrod is the
largest and longest surviving
original showboat. Her current
home is “somewhere” along
the riverside in Kampsville, IL.

Thanks to the caretakers who


are trying to restore her, 3 Girls

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the boat to their own personal
experiences. Captain Menke still
watches the stage from his table
in the balcony. You can ask him for
permission to board if you bring him
a cigar. Big band music can still be
herd playing, along with the lonely
piano upstairs. If you listen closely
you might hear faint cries from Rose,
who may also tug on your coattails
when you’re not looking.

There is also an interesting story


about a widower who worked on the
Goldenrod. He was raising his only
daughter on board. She wanted to be
a performer but her father refused.
One night in St. Louis they had an
argument about her performing. The So let’s get this party started! colour to it. We all just froze and went
girl stormed off the boat. The next quite. Emily offered up the appropriate
morning she was found dead floating √ Gifted a cigar & rose to the boat “did you see that” response, and we
in the river. She had been brutally √ Asked Captain Menke all just shook our heads. Even stranger,
attacked and murdered. The killers permission to board we all agreed we had just seen a ball
were never found and her father died
√ Set up equipment & started of light, but it looked a bit different to
a short time later.
investigation each of us in colour and size. I’m still
√ Batteries went dead  scratching my head on this one!
√ Interesting paranormal stuff As a professional team, we try to
happened explain every experience before
√ Finished investigation labelling it “Unexplained” or
√ Cleaned ourselves off & drove “Paranormal”. We don’t half ass
home things, and we tried to recreate it but
√ Evidence review & reveal we couldn’t. Plus you start to learn to
trust your gut, and we all knew what
We had our batteries drained, our we had just experienced was just not
walkie talkies seemed to go crazy “NORMAL”
anytime we asked for interaction, and
had some cool EVPs (EVP - Electronic I can’t wait to get back to this location!
Voice Phenomena) - one particular The caretakers are great hosts and
interesting class A “HELLO”. We even to experience the boat in person is
herd the upstairs piano play! But what just amazing. Because of the boat’s
sold us on this place was something condition, we are unaware of how long
the 3 of us experienced together, all at it will be around for investigating. So if
once. To date it’s one of the weirdest you’re in the Kampsville area, check it
things we have seen.  out and tell them 3 Girls sent you!
The team was so excited to get in here!
After all it was fate! I mean how weird While doing your standard Q&A
session, we were standing on stage
UPDATE:
is it that after doing research on this
place we stumbled across this book?  looking up at the Captains table Since Gina and the 3GD Girls wrote this
(located in the balcony to the left), feature, they have had a bad flood in the
Ummmm – that’s a blond a brunette while trying to communicate with area, which has sadly caused the boat to be
and a red head investigating a haunted Captain Menke, the 3 of us saw a ball condemned and torn apart. Some pieces of
the
showboat. With what looks like a of light bounce throughout the chairs interior will be saved and placed in a museum
captain rowing a young lady off to her and dissipate into the captain’s chair.  but naturally the girls are heartbroken as this
demise! Yikes! It was pretty large and had a bit of was one of their favourite locations.

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ONE OF THE GREATEST CRIMINAL MYSTERIES OF ALL TIME...WHO WAS JACK THE RIPPER?

RIPPER “FAN” JAYNE HARRIS SPINS HER TAKE ON THE JACK THEORY

I S
o lets go back to Sir
with from his clinic in Whitechapel
’ve long held a fascination
(where he was an Obstetrician).
with this case, not least for
the incredible stealth and John. He would have known that many
of these women had no family

Jwas a bright and intelligent


skill the man himself must ohn Williams, born in 1840 or loved ones. No one to miss or
have had. Not that I admire mourn them. It is claimed that he
his work, but the awe that young boy who chose a path killed them, and then removed their
surrounds this enigma does of medicine after diverting from reproductive organs, which he then
warrant a level of admiration, his original career path with the took back to the hospital to study. A
church. In 1859 he became an labour of love you might think!
at least on some macabre and

IWilliams that Mary Kelly, the


apprentice to surgeons in Swansea
I admit, sickening level. t has also been suggested by
before attending University College

Wfixed in our imaginations


hat makes the case eternally Hospital London in 1861 to study
Rippers fifth and final victim, was
medicine with a view to setting up a
John Williams' lover. This claim
is of course the fact that the general practise.
has been supported by Mary

IPhysician at University College


Whitechapel murderer was never Kelly’s own descendant Antonia
n 1872 he was appointed Assistant
captured. There are at least 30 Alexander, who in 2013 found a tiny
suspects, more if we count the photograph of Sir John in a locket
Hospital and went on to have
hundreds of other names bandied that was once the property of Mary
an extremely successful career
around over the years. in London. It was a good year Kelly.

Pone that has risen in popularity Ikilled her. Maybe she knew what
ersonally my favourite theory is for Williams as he also met and
f true, it isn’t quite clear why he
married Mary Elisabeth Ann Hughes
over the years. I am talking about whom he later discovered could
he was up to and could identify
the notion that Jack the Ripper not conceive children. It is this
him, or perhaps it was simply
may have been none other than point that we shall return to when because he had been tempted by
examining his possible motives for her in the past and couldn’t run the
Welshman Sir John Williams,
the murders. In 1886 he was made risk again. Maybe Mary Kelly was
surgeon to Queen Victoria. It’s been
a Court Physician and in 1894 some kind of "offering" - a coded
widely theorized over the past 100+
he was made a Baronet. A very signal to his fellow Freemasons that
years that the Ripper must have
well respected, and wealthy man he had finished his work?
been a skilled and educated man
indeed.
with a sophisticated understanding
Bto Mary Kelly what else is there
ut aside from the connections
M
of human anatomy. To remove ost of the evidence in support
a woman’s vital organs quickly, of the theory that Sir John to aid us in our accusations against
quietly and with only the dim was indeed Jack the Ripper comes Sir John Williams?
glow of a Victorian street lamp is from his own direct descendant

Iin the collection of the National


testament to this. Of course there Tony Williams, who is 2005 released n amongst Sir John's belongings
are those who claim a butcher may a book entitled ‘Uncle Jack’.
have had the required skill and His theory is that Williams, in an Library there is a knife, which
knowledge. Possibly. But there is attempt to find a cure for his wife's fits the description of the murder
no evidence to point towards any infertility, stalked Whitechapel weapon exactly. There are also
butcher working in the area at the looking for women of a similar age three slides detailing various
time. whom he may have been familiar dissected organs, which have

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Was The Ripper
the Court
Physician Sir
John Williams?

Co-Founder, Lead Investigator and


Writer with HD Paranormal Research,
Jayne has over 17 year’s experience in paranormal
investigation and specialises in studying cases of Spirit
Attachment (haunted objects). Both of Jaynes great

Aconsidering Sir John Williams


been labelled "animal matter", nother theory when grandmothers were psychic mediums however Jayne
and were clearly being studied isn't yet convinced that she's inherited their gifts -
by Williams. In 1885 there is a log is that of protecting Royal honour. although lives in hope!
entry in Williams journal detailing One other high profile suspect As a qualified Psychologist and Counsellor, Jayne also
an abortion he had performed on in the case is Dr William Withey studies Parapsychology and has recently completed
a ‘Mary Ann Nichols’ showing he Gull who was Physician to Queen training in Demonology.
had the specific knowledge and Victoria. Were these 2 men of A member of the British Paranormal Association (BPA)
experience required to carry out medicine working together to and leading paranormal research charity ASSAP,
procedures similar to those of the Jayne, alongside Co-Founder (and also husband!)
prevent a royal scandal involving
Ripper. Simon, works tirelessly in pursuit of the paranormal
Prince Albert Victor? 'holy-grail' - unquestionable proof of the afterlife,

Iin which Sir John indicates to


n addition, a letter was found with their most recent piece of night vision footage

Oknow who he was and


f course, we may never receiving over 1.1 million hits on YouTube in just 3
a colleague that he will be in days!
Whitechapel on the 9th November why he carried out such brutal The work of HD Paranormal has contributed to a
1888, the date Mary Kelly was and shocking murders. After all new found fascination with this often misunderstood
killed, and we also know that this time would we even want paranormal phenomena with particular interest
to know? Or is there something coming from Japan and the USA.
soon after this date he gave up
all public work for around 5 years deeply fascinating about a case Jaynes all-time favourite location for ghost hunting is
until 1892, or possibly until he felt that remains a mystery. I for one Edinburgh's old town, especially Greyfriars Kirkyard
where she saw her first apparition!
the case had cooled down. think so.

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T H E S É A N C E T H AT “ N A M E D ” T H E R E A L

JACK
THE
RIPPER BY PHILIP SOLOMON

I
am always amazed mediums and psychics Bury or Jack the Ripper
how those on the and in several sessions and was a suitable ghost
other side have an a character claiming to story for one of my ghost
interest in this world, be William Bury or Jack books in 2009.
often came through. It
but in 2001 I had one However, that year in May,
became clear to all of us
of the most surprising that this person was either I decided it was time to
engagements of my someone pretending to be, put together a séance with
career as one of the or may have been, Jack the some professional sitters
top mediums of the Ripper, although he never and see if Bury could be
day. actually said he was at that contacted and find out
stage. whether he actually was
That year I had co-written The Ripper once and for all.
a book with Professor Around 2005 a very The sitters were a psychic
Hans Holzer of Amityville unusual haunting was artist and medium, two
fame called Beyond reported in Bilston, West paranormal investigators,
Death-Conditions in the Midlands, of a Jack the a Midlands historian, and
Afterlife. It became an Ripper type character myself as the control and
American best-seller being seen in and around medium.
and was based around the area of Bilston
my trance mediumship Market and in Hill Street, This is what came through
sessions with people such Stourbridge. Some people during the séance and
as Elvis Presley, Judy thought this may have been my trance mediumship,
Garland, Adolf Hitler and the ghost of Staffordshire’s whereby one William
many other from the other Palmer the Poisoner, but Bury finally admitted he
side, famous and ordinary after much consideration was Jack the Ripper but
alike. At this time I was and research into the story, insisted that he had only
teaching many gifted we came to the conclusion been the killer of three
young people to become it could have been William people, not including his

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"He said he had to
kill his wife, Mary,
because she had
threatened to tell
his story and he was
truly sorry"

wife, Ellen, and they were he had learned the family immediately gone to the
Kate Kelly, (Catherine trade of pork butchering police station in Dundee,
Eddowes), Martha Tabram, and fish filleting to a good where they had gone to
and Mary Ann Nichols, standard, (remember live, and told them he was
but all the other girls or anyone who could cut up the Ripper, or at least one
‘prossers’ as he called and dissect a pig could do of them, and told the full
them, and in his words, the same to a human being story of why he had killed
“there were more than - whether we like it or not the girls. He also said he
anyone will ever know the organs and structure had been paid £300 to
about that was done in by are very similar). But he do this, (about £50,000
others at the order of ‘the admitted he was wayward in today’s money), and
toff, Dudley’.” He would and ended up selling it had been paid to him
never say exactly who pencils and other things in a way that suggested
Dudley or the others were.  where Bilston Market his wife had inherited the
stands today. money. He also insisted
It turned out Bury was that although his wife was
actually born in Hill Street, He told us he had killed a poor publican’s daughter,
Stourbridge, in 1859 and his wife and three of the she was not a prostitute
that his mother had been Ripper victims, Kelly, and they had lived in
committed to a lunatic Tabram and Nichols, but Blackthorn Street, Bow,
asylum very early in his this had been on the order London, in lodgings with
life and that his father, of someone that he always someone he called Smithy.
a fishmonger and pork called or referred to as ‘the
butcher, had also died toff, Dudley’ or ‘the gaffer’. He told me he was racked
when he was only a baby, He said he had to kill his with remorse and had
but that he and his brother wife, Mary, because she planned to go to Australia
and sister had been had threatened to tell his but went to Dundee instead
brought up by his uncle in story and he was truly sorry where he and Mary had
Wolverhampton and that for this and that he had quarrelled. She wanted

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T H E S É A N C E T H AT “ N A M E D ” T H E R E A L

JACK THE RIPPER

to go home and said she was I deserve to hang for killing someone like Hitler, who he
going to tell on him, and in a fit my good wife, but I shall not was aware of on the other side,
of rage he killed her and had be executed, be assured of had been allowed to speak the
cut up her body in sections and that. At the last minutes my truth through me, and that of
in a way very similar to how London people will save me.” all mediums, he believed that a
several of the prostitutes had He seemed to be referring to Black Country man like himself
ended up in London. important people who would would tell it in his words like it
save him from the rope. was. His final words were, “I
William Bury told us he was
quite certain he would be am the killer of several women,
Another thing that really but today perhaps you would
acquitted and that people
shocked me was that he describe me more as a spy
in high standing would save
seemed to know about me. He or an assassin, a man given
him from the noose and that
said he had lived in Horseley
Dudley, the toff, had assured a job to do by others and I
Fields, close to my home today,
him this would be the case. am truly sorry for the deeds
that he was well educated and
Bury was angry from the other I performed.” After Bury left
gone to the same school as
side that he had never been London it seems the murders
my grandfather, the Blue Coat
allowed to speak in his defence did come to an end, but he
School in Stourbridge, which
in court and that although after insisted that none of the other
was true.
hearing the evidence the jury Ripper cases had anything to
had convicted him, they had
He also talked of 19 Cleveland do with him and “were other
asked for mercy because of people’s jobs” as he put it.
Street and that Kate Kelly
the circumstances they had
and Annie Crook had worked
heard during the case. He had Was this the real Jack
there and had very big
been advised to plead guilty to the Ripper, or someone
mouths about something.
his wife’s murder but assured impersonating him? Even
There is a famous Cleveland
of reprieve, he claimed. Lord to this day I question the
Young, the judge that day, was Street in Wolverhampton, but
whether this was a street in information that came through,
furious with the jury’s decision but here in Haunted magazine,
and ordered them to go back London or Wolverhampton
was never made clear. He I give you the opportunity to
and reconsider why they had be judge and jury of whether
asked for mercy and they told me that Kate Kelly’s
returned with a verdict of guilty family lived in Graisley Green, this indeed is a message from
Wolverhampton, and was a the other side from Jack The
without conditions!
very clever woman who wanted Ripper - or should I say one
William Bury told us that on to be very rich one day. of the Rippers - or could it be
the morning of his execution, one of the assassins who did
he had said in front of many I asked him why he had chosen the deeds of others to silence
witnesses, “I freely forgive all me to come through to admit these poor women who lost
who have given false evidence that he had been Jack the their live so hideously and
against me at my trial and Ripper. He replied that even horrifyingly all those years ago?

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OUT NOW
I recall vividly two Taking notice of this warning, There was a studio
Hallowe’ens from my we turned cautiously back section, interspersing
youth. to her and observed that she interviews and live viewer
had begun to, very carefully, telephone calls, cut
On one occasion, my mother gather in the paper and roll with “location” shooting
refused to open the front it into a loose ball. Suddenly and some investigative
door to some children - and Suzanne. The house is
aware of the palpable looks journalism. The television
actually surly teenagers unusual insofar as it is also
of confusion on our faces, personalities were familiar
dressed in bin bags and occupied by a poltergeist. 
she paused, mid-spin. too - there was a range of
demanding confectionary “What?” she said. “We talent, including Michael
with menaces - who clearly should keep this! It’s good Sarah wastes no time in
Parkinson, Mike “Smitty”
knew the house was quality paper!”  getting to the crux of the
Smith, Sarah Greene and
occupied, since we’d opened I don’t recall what year that matter, and ponders messy
Craig. Anyone living in
the door moments before was, but I can be a lot more rooms and other such hard
nineties Britain would
and dispensed a selection of specific about my other evidence of poltergeist
naturally look at so
boiled sweets (probably activity. She also flicks
rescued from down the through one of the girl’s
side of the settee), to the school copybooks, which
previous group of poorly- contains etchings of the
attired chancers. ghost (on which someone in
the prop team has drawn a
Standing firm against
willy on. You guys!).
the calls of “trick or
treat” – hollered goonily
Outside, Craig (foam-tipped
through our letterbox –
microphone in hand and
we waited until it all went
puffed up like an owl in
quiet. Two minutes later,
his NFL-branded finery),
doing clumsy SAS-style
pounds the streets talking
rolls across the hallway,
myself and my elder brother to a collection of middle-
memorable Hallowe’en impressive a line-up and
proceeded to the front door aged women in shell-suits
experience – which took fancy that they were in safe
and edged it open, only to about their own ghostly
place on 31st October, 1992. hands. Not so… 
find our front garden cut with experiences.
BBC1 aired the excellent
reams of toilet paper Ghostwatch.  After an introduction of Back in the studio, Parkinson
Michael Parkinson blandly now sits imposingly in his big
Running back into the For those of you unaware
intoning that haunted chair, apparently coordinating
house to inform my mum of the phenomenon that houses no longer have these efforts – and
of this cruellest of tricks is Ghostwatch, I shall try and ‘creaking gates, Gothic
perpetrated against us, she recommending that viewers
explain. towers or shutter windows’,
sighed heavily and headed phone in on the telephone
to the front garden. As my Airing on BBC1 post-dinner- we cut to an outside number provided if they
time, the show purported broadcast. Sarah and witness anything spooky –
brother and I quickly set
to be a scientific look at Craig have been summarily giving the lucky audience the
about wrenching the bog
the paranormal – and, despatched to the Northolt
roll from the petunias, Mum chance to wax spiritual with
home of Pamela Early and
mysteriously advised us to accordingly, used a format Mike Smith, who is heading
her two young girls, Kim
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“It’s a quality set-up. However, not all is what
it seems. For, whilst Parky talks to Sarah and
Craig via - an apparently live - video link, the
outside scenes had, in fact, been recorded six
weeks before.”

it? No. They’re messing with his time lurking about in


our minds!)  the cupboard under the
stairs, which has been
Now things really begin mysteriously tagged “the
to cook. A damp patch is glory hole” and been
discovered in the Earlys’ subsequently boarded up.
front room, requiring a load (I dread to think what Pipes
of experts to rush in and do is doing under there…) 
experty things, such as prod
it and take away samples to Since this is a thorough
a lab. Sarah runs to a French and scientific study of
window, apparently freaked supernatural activity –
out by the sound of some which should be clear from
cats fighting. Craig turns up the fact that Mike Smith is
his capering by a good sixty on board – in an attempt to
per cent – and leaps out of a get final, clinching proof of
It’s a quality set-up. supernatural explanation. closet! It’s edge of the seat the supernatural there are
However, not all is what it Parkinson listens to her stuff!  video cameras mounted in
seems. For, whilst Parky spiel with a vague look of every room of the house.
A terrible banging starts
talks to Sarah and Craig via hostility… But, just when we think Mr.
upstairs in the house.
- an apparently live – video Pipes is unwilling to play
It cuts to Smitty, who has As Sarah freaks out, Ms.
link, the outside scenes had, ball, the sound of banging
a ‘live one’ on the Early shrugs it off – this
in fact, been recorded six suddenly intensifies
weeks before. phones – a woman – and it’s coming
from Slough is from the landing
It’s a credit to the demanding to speak outside the girls’
scriptwriter, however, that with Dr Pascoe about bedroom. Spooling
he’s managed to perfectly one of the pictures of back the relevant
replicate all the boring shite the girls’ bedrooms video tape hoping
and poor-quality adlibbing we saw earlier in to see Mr. Pipes, we
that one would expect from the programme. are in fact shown
a live TV show going slightly (Hmm, that did seem footage of nothing
askew. For the first forty- extraneous at the more than Suzanne
five minutes, almost nothing time!) The caller is Early smacking a
happens at all, adding a adamant that, in the metal bar off the
greater sense of tedious photograph, there boiler.
reality to proceedings. After is a figure standing
is, apparently,
all, why would anyone pre- in the room. Despite Dr Parkinson needs to
an everyday occurrence.
record footage of Sarah Pascoe’s protestations, we see no more! Instantly
It sounds quite a lot like
Greene and Craig Charles see the picture again – and central heating problems, disparaging, he lays into
titting about talking rubbish?  there is, clearly a ghostly which is exactly what has Dr Pascoe for her rubbish
Suddenly things change, figure standing by the led the family to nickname views on the supernatural
Parky interviews Dr Lin curtains. It cuts again to Dr the ghost “Mr. Pipes”. (in fairness, he’s been
Pascoe, a parapsychologist, Pascoe as she examines it building up to it for a
who has made an in- on a monitor and then cuts According to the girls in the while). He concludes that
depth study of the Earlys’ back to the picture again house, Mr. Pipes sometimes she has been the victim
predicament and believes – this time there’s no one watches them when they’re of a hoax perpetrated by
that there is definitely a there… (Did we all imagine in bed, but spends most of the girls. Pascoe splutters

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on, explaining that this is (That’s twenty years in the
perfectly normal. Since, business for you.) But, Dr
poltergeists often target Pascoe’s looking shaky. Not
adolescents, their subjects as shaky as Smitty though,
often try and prove they who is probably wondering
aren’t making it up by how such a simple task as
faking it. (Clearly, that is a heading up a telephone call he starts a Crimewatch-
rubbish system.) centre could have possibly style “please don’t have
gone so badly. nightmares, this is very manages to locate – a now
Cutting back to the house rare” wrap-up line – only hysterical – Sarah, who
for Sarah Greene to say her After some minutes’ anxiety to be interrupted by Dr immediately pulls away the
last goodbyes to the studio and confusion, suddenly Pascoe, who has noticed pieces of wood that had
the monitors blink something odd about the been covering the door to
back on again video feed from the house. the glory hole.
and, though they One of pictures that flew off
have no sound, the living room wall earlier As the door swings open,
it seems that life in the evening seems to be the camera captures a split-
has returned to back in place. second vision of Pipes in
normal in the his dress – before swinging
house. Indeed, This can only mean one shut again – taking Sarah
everyone seems thing – the images they are with it. As her screams
to be happily seeing are not live! So what ring out, the camera signal
ensconced in a is happening at the house?  breaks up… 
game of cards Cutting back, the Back in the studio,
and chatting unconscious bodies of Parkinson is so shocked
audience, with members of various members of the by the events in the house
it would appear more the TV crew.  production team are now he has literally sat forward
has gone on. No longer being carted out the in his chair. The lights
Even Smitty can breathe
is she boring members suddenly
a sigh of relief, as the
of the production crew dim, and for
by pointing out they look telephones have started
a minute the
like Mike Gatting (cheers, working again. He even
studio is left
then!), instead she’s relaxes enough to put
in shadow.
dodging flying furniture and another call through. This
It’s enough to
listening to Suzanne Early time it’s a retired social
cause instant
spout nursery rhymes in a worker, who claims to
panic with the
demonic male voice, whilst have visited the Earlys’
production
cowering behind a chair. house several years crew
ago to see a lodger that (they’re as
But, ever the professional, used to live there – a superstitious
Sarah moves the story on, man named Raymond as sailors
heading out to what she Tunstall. Whilst staying down
believes to be the source of in the house, Tunstall front-door on
the troubles – the glory hole! at Television
apparently went mad stretchers. Despite this, Centre) and, especially,
As assorted furnishings and developed paranoid another cameraman is Mike Smith who just
and ornaments crash down delusions that he was despatched to find Sarah, apparently watched his wife
around her, Sarah edges being taken over by an old carefully deploying his die on prime-time television. 
towards the hallway, when, woman - who was forcing infrared lens that we were
suddenly, the picture cuts him to wear dresses and shown at length earlier in Suddenly, Dr Pascoe
out…  hurt people. In order to the programme. (Hmm, realises what is going
escape from his tormentor, that did seem extraneous on – by bringing all those
Back in the studio, the he hanged himself in the at the time). Heading back cameras into the house they
monitors have all gone cupboard under the stairs. indoors, through a swirling have started a nationwide
blank. The telephone kaleidoscope of night- séance! (Of course, it’s
connections are dead. Even Parkinson chuckles at this vision (accompanied with obvious now!) Faced with
the clocks have stopped. tall story (the arrogance!), much Silence of the Lambs- the awful truth, and fully
Parkinson is unruffled. turning to the camera, style heavy breathing), he realising her own part in it,

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“According to the Wikipedia article
on Ghostwatch, in the weeks running up to
the BBC airing the show, the corporation
was worried about what effect it would
have on the British public - and very nearly
cancelled the screening.”

she runs from the building favourite nursery rhyme! page of that week’s edition movement in curtains, but
– leaving Parkinson to carry Finally, it’s clear: the ghost is of the Radio Times. This one inventive viewer actually
on, on his own.  in the machine. would suggest that they attacked his wife and then
After a moment’s gibbering, According to the Wikipedia were clamouring to get the blamed that on the show.
Parkinson stands up and article on Ghostwatch, in programme exposure rather
than tentatively moving Clearly, in the days
wanders aimlessly around the weeks running up to the
forward with the project.  before The Jeremy Kyle
the studio floor. (Since the BBC airing the show, the
corporation was worried Show, a certain strata of
cameras are unmanned,
about what effect it would Whatever the case may be, the British public were
the lucky viewer is treated
have on the British public the show certainly did have struggling to find proper
to three minutes of Parky’s
– and very nearly cancelled an effect. So many people outlets.
navy trouser crotch move in
the screening. called the telephone hotline
and out of focus.) Suddenly Still, for those of
that the majority spent hours
the auto-cue turns on again This seems unlikely, us interested in the
listening to the engaged
and, almost automatically, considering you can clearly supernatural from a young
tone – thus failing to hear a
he begins to read. But what see Michael Parkinson’s age (I was a boyish 14 years
message pointing out that it
is he reading? Only Pipes’ face adorning the front old in 1992 – and already
wasn’t real. 
had loads of books about
A lot of suggestible ghosts and shit) it must
viewers (or possibly mad be said that Ghostwatch
or attention-seeking delivered.
viewers) actually claimed to
experience “supernatural” Sadly, these days “the
activity as a result of kids” have nothing – save
seeing Ghostwatch. Much for repeats of Yvette
of this involved what Fielding and Derek Acorah
would otherwise seem scrutinising the bits of dust
to be rather common- floating around the corridors
place phenomenon, such of stately homes and calling
as clocks stopping and them “orbs”…

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RUSSELL EDWARDS

Russell Edwards is a 48 year old businessman, originally from Birkenhead,


who has, after years of dedicated research, produced the definitive evidence
to prove the identity of the world’s most famous murderer: Jack the Ripper.
Russell, who is married with two children and now lives in the south east of
England, explains here how a combination of chance, hard work and cutting edge
science has finally resolved the 126 year old case:

HAS DNA
NAILED JTR?
It is more than seven slew of books, films and a famous artist, and
years now since I television programmes. many more names have
went to an auction His victims were all been thrown into the
that changed my life. I unfortunate women, hat, alongside the list of
bought a shawl: a large, struggling to survive in suspects that the police
very old, silk shawl, dire poverty, most of them who were involved with
damaged, with pieces selling their bodies to earn
the case at the time
missing. I have, over the enough money to pay for compiled. Over the years,
years, bought houses, a bed for a night in a doss
many criminologists
cars, antiques, paintings house.
and other valuable have puzzled over
items. But the most Today, the crimes exert the facts. There is a
precious thing I have almost as powerful a grip whole community of
ever acquired is this on the public imagination ‘ripperologists’, people
ancient piece of fabric. as they did then. Go to who share information on
It has not only changed the East End of London on the net and devote their
my life, it has changed any evening of the year, spare time to studying in
history: from this shawl regardless of weather, minute detail the known
we can now, with the facts of the case.
and you will encounter
help of the very latest
scientific techniques, small bands of tourists Nowadays, much of
prove, indisputably, and enthusiasts being the East End has been
the identity of Jack the guided around the sights gentrified. There are wine
Ripper, probably the of the Ripper’s crimes. bars and smart pavement
most famous murderer There are Ripper tours in cafes, art galleries,
in the annals of crime. many different languages, expensive shops. During
and there never seems to the day there is a constant
It was in 1888 that the be a shortage of visitors background noise of
Ripper’s reign of terror wanting to hear the stories building work as old
gripped the East End
of the vicious crimes, and houses are renovated
of London. In just a few and skyscrapers rise
brief months, he savagely marvel at the way they on derelict land. In the
murdered five prostitutes have remained unsolved. evenings smartly dressed
(possibly more) and, men and pretty girls
despite massive efforts There have been overflow from the pubs
by the police and public, countless theories, many and bars, their mobile
evaded capture, escaping of them outlandish, and phones plugged to their
through the dingy streets, none of them verifiable. ears. But much of the old
spawning the mystery A member of the Royal East End remains, if you
that has fuelled a whole family, a Royal physician, look for it.

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away without being it is today an archaic term,
washed. It was handed but in Victorian times it was
down the family, more very familiar, as a quarter
recently spending a few day when rents and debts
years in the care of the fell due.
Black Museum at Scotland
Yard. It was never on show: When I checked it out
there was no proof, other I discovered there are
than the family history. two dates for it: one in
the western Christian
So when it came up for church and the other in
auction most experts the Eastern Orthodox
dismissed it. But in Church. As I looked at the
researching it, I had hit dates something hit me. I
upon something which was checked it again and again.
another massive moment
The two dates coincided
on my quest to identify the
precisely with the nights of
Ripper. According to the
descriptions of Catherine the last two murder dates:
Eddowes’ possessions, one the date of the murder,
one item of her clothing on the same night, of two
was described as being women, Elizabeth Stride
patterned with Michaelmas and Catherine Eddowes
daisies, the same pattern (where the shawl, if it was
that covers the ends and genuine, was found), and
borders of the shawl. I am a the other the date of the
keen gardener, and I knew final and most horrifying
what Michaelmas daisies of the Ripper murders, of
are as soon as I saw a Mary Jane Kelly. It seemed,
picture of them, but I had at last, that I had hit on
never known their name. I something that nobody
had to look up Michaelmas: else had noticed.
My interest in the case was conclusion that the case
triggered when I went, with was, indeed, unsolvable.
my wife Sally, to our local
cinema to see From Hell, It was at this point, in 2007,
the Johnny Depp film about that a friend sent me a text
the Jack the Ripper killings.alerting me to a newspaper
It was pure chance: if there article about a shawl
had been something else connected to the Ripper
on the bill that evening, I case coming up for sale.
might never have solved According to the owner
the Ripper case. of the shawl, it had been
in his family’s possession
I started reading everything since the murder of
I could find, and visiting Catherine Eddowes, one of
the National Archives in the victims. His ancestor
Kew to view as much of the had been a policeman on
original paperwork as still duty in the East End, and
exists. I was convinced when the body was being
that there had to be escorted by police to the
something, somewhere, mortuary, he asked a senior
that had been missed, and officer if he could have the
which would provide the large silk shawl for his wife,
key to unlocking the case. who was a dressmaker.
In those days, long before
Researching the Ripper DNA testing, the victims’
became my hobby, an belongings were simply
escape from the stresses burned, so he was given
of a busy career and family permission to take it.
life. But after six years I
felt I had exhausted all His wife reacted in horror
new avenues, and had to the blood stains, and,
just about reached the amazingly, it was stowed

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Before deciding to buy it, The first tests he carried I had to trace a direct
I rang the police officer out, using special descendant, down the
in charge of the Black photographic analysis female line, of Catherine
Museum to discuss its under different lighting Eddowes.
authenticity. He told me conditions, were to
that the police had always establish what the stains At first my research stalled,
known the identity of the on the shawl were. I left the but eventually I traced a
killer. He named a Polish shawl with him for the day, charming young woman.
Jew, Aaron Kosminski, who the first of many trips to Karen Miller, whose family
had fled to London with Liverpool with my precious tree led right back to
his family, escaping the possession. The first Catherine, and she agreed
breakthrough was when he to give me a sample of her
Russian pogroms, a few
told me that the dark stains DNA.
years before the murders
(and who would have been on the shawl were not just
blood, but were ‘consistent The next months involved
aware of the two different a lot of very complicated
with arterial blood spatter
Michaelmas dates). The and nail biting scientific
caused by slashing.’ I
police at the time did not research, following the
was excited: the attack on
have enough evidence to Catherine Eddowes would different strands of
convict Kosminski, despite certainly have caused this the quest. There were
a good identification by kind of blood distribution. incredible highs: I will
a witness, but had kept never forget the moment
him under round the clock To my surprise and when Jari told me that an
surveillance until eventually further excitement, Jari expert colleague of his
he was confined to a had found another stain had isolated DNA from
mental asylum for the rest which fluoresced under his epithelial cells within
of his life. lighting like seminal fluid. the semen stains. As a
Although this first look was layman, I was enthusiastic
This information was not conclusive, it seemed about every new step we
not new: Kosminski was we had found semen on took, but Jari the scientist
always one of the list of the shawl which could remained impartial,
credible suspects, and lead us to one person: the testing and retesting to
had been named, either Ripper himself. This was satisfy himself, and never
obliquely or directly, by far more than I had hoped allowing his imagination
senior policemen involved for when I first bought the to run ahead of the results
in the investigation. I was shawl, when all I wanted ( as mine tended to do at
now convinced the shawl was to establish that it was times.)
was genuine and I was genuine and had been at
jubilant when I succeeded the scene of the crime. While we waited for other
in buying it, complete with results we set out to
a letter of provenance There was another great establish the age of the
bonus when Jari found shawl. If it had proved to
about its history.
evidence of split body be made after 1888 (with,
The shawl was still heavily parts. One of Catherine for example, synthetic
stained with what, I Eddowes’ kidneys was dyes), the whole thing
presumed, was the victim’s removed by her murderer would obviously have been
blood. I felt sure that (and later in his research a false trail. A combination
Jari was able to isolate a of work done by Jari
modern science would
cell which looks very like and a colleague of his,
be able to produce real,
a kidney cell, although we using nuclear magnetic
tangible evidence from resonance, and research
these stains. After a couple have not carried out the
final analysis on it yet.) by me into the traditions
of false starts, I found a of silk shawls, led me from
scientist at Liverpool John Work then began on the my first assumption that
Moores University, Dr DNA of the blood stains. the silk was made by the
Jari Louhelainen, Senior Because of the age of the Huguenot silk weavers
Lecturer in Molecular sample it was not possible who lived in the East End,
Biology, with two major to identify genomic to Russia (Poland was part
lines of research: forensic DNA, but mitochondrial of Russia at the time). We
genetics and medical/ DNA (which is passed concluded that the shawl
mammalian genetics. Jari from mother to daughter almost certainly originated
soon because my great downwards) survives much in the 1820s, most likely
ally in the quest to identify better, and is unchanged from a famous Russian
and definitively name the through the generations. shawl factory, Pavlovsky
Ripper. To make a comparison, Posad.

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would have passed on, through her female offspring,
the same strand of mtDNA, and so the search was on
for another descendant.
Again, there were false starts, and good leads that
led to stonewalls. It was very tricky: it is one thing to
approach someone to tell them they are descended
from a Ripper victim, quite another to tell them they are
more than likely descended from the Ripper himself.
Eventually I was, once again, lucky. The young woman
I traced with the help of genealogists had heard family
stories about the possible connection, and, after
intelligently interrogating me about the evidence, she
was willing to give a sample of her DNA for us to make
the comparison.
What followed was an incredible scientific odyssey,
using cutting edge technology including laser capture
microdissection, polymerase chain reaction, and whole
I also realised it must have been left at the scene of the genome amplification ( which we literally would not
crime by the Ripper himself: it was an expensive silk have been able to do five years earlier, the technique
shawl, and Catherine Eddowes was grindingly poor, was so new.) For Jari there were long evenings in the
pawning shoes to survive. She would never have owned lab, for me sleepless nights waiting for results. There
a garment like it, especially as some of the dye in it was were disasters including lost vials of cells and the seal
water soluble, and would have washed out in the rain (two of a package damaged in transit to Germany for DNA
days before her death Catherine had walked back in the sequencing. That we completed the quest is down to
rain from the hop fields of Kent to London.) generous help from other scientists, endless support
The next eureka moment was when I heard the results from Jari, and, from me, a determination never to give
of the DNA comparison of Catherine Eddowes and her in. Finally, the isolated and amplified DNA from the
descendant, Karen Miller. Jari told me that there was a shawl was compared with the descendant’s, and, once
perfect match on one of the tests. Even more significantly again, we had a match, seven years after I had bought
he reported that Karen’s DNA has a rare variation known the shawl.
as global private mutation, which only occurs in one As an extra bonus, a different analysis has shown that
in every 290,000 people in the worldwide population. the Ripper’s DNA has Jewish and Russian ethnicity- yet
Measured against London’s population in 1888, this another confirmation that we have the right man.
variation would only have occurred in about fifteen people
other than Catherine Eddowes. We now knew that the At last, science has definitively answered the biggest
shawl was genuine, and it was at the scene of the crime mystery in criminal history. Jack the Ripper was Aaron
back on 30th September 1888. On its own, this made Kosminski. And I, to my own great amazement, have
it the single most important artefact in Ripper history: nailed him.
nothing else has ever been linked scientifically to the Copyright © Russell Edwards 2014
scene of any of the crimes.
Naming Jack the Ripper by Russell Edwards is
Now we moved on to the most exciting part of the published by Sidgwick and Jackson in hardback at
research, identifying the Ripper himself. Accepting the £16.99.
information I had been given by the curator of the Black
Museum, and which was corroborated in other research, I
decided to concentrate on Aaron Kosminski. I researched
what information is available about his family and his
internment in two different mental asylums after the killing
spree. There was no guarantee that he was the Ripper,
but my instincts, coupled with the police evidence, told
me he was the prime suspect, and, certainly the man to
be the focus of my investigation.
Kosminski had moved to the East End a few years before
the murders and was 23 when Catherine Eddowes was
killed and mutilated. The youngest of seven, he had two
older brothers and a sister, all married with children, and
was living with them in Greenfield Street, just two hundred
yards from where the third victim, Elizabeth Stride, had
been murdered less than an hour earlier. He himself had
no descendants, but even if he had, he would not have
passed on his mitochondrial DNA, as it goes down the
female line. I knew where he was buried, but exhuming
his body to access his DNA was not going to be easy, or
even possible. But then Jari told me that one of his sisters

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‘From the author of the gripping Amazon International #1 Bestsellers “Where the Dead Walk” and “Vessel” 

J O H N B O W E N ’ S

THE STEAL
“I’ll speak with candour, Mr Smith, I don’t have very Lucas and Mortcombe were the sole occupants of The
much time left. This body is not only old, it is sick. I have Ship in a Bottle’s back room—affectionately called
several extremely aggressive and malignant tumours on “The Broken Bottle” by its regular patrons. The pub
my spine, and the cancer has more recently spread to sat on the corner of a less than salubrious street in
my liver and pancreas. You face a dead man,” wheezed east London and while the décor wasn’t up to much,
Mortcombe, “who desires just one last thing before mostly tables darkened with wood-stain and decades
nature takes its course.” of spilt beer, and the landlord’s collection of boxing
trophies behind the bar, it afforded Lucas exactly the
Lucas perched on the wall, poised, hoping Giles was type of privacy he required.
right. Using the make and specification of the motion- Although none of the trophies sported a date from the
detecting cameras, he had computer-modelled the area present or previous decade, the landlord was still more
they covered. In doing so he had discovered a thirty than capable of beating any unwise and unruly patron
metre stretch of the right-hand wing of the property to raspberry jam. He looked the part too: original
which suffered from a short window of blindness, gangster, and not of the Ice T variety. Pure London
once every twelve minutes. When the camera below East End. Lucas paid him well for use of the room,
him reached the zenith of its arc, Lucas dropped to sometimes in money, sometimes services rendered.
the pristinely manicured lawn and sprinted to the next He would keep his mouth shut and the curious away.
blind spot beneath the pergola. Lucas entered through the back door, his clients
The mansion lay in a vast expanse of rural beauty, through the side, ensuring they would never be seen
which at 3 a.m. was as dark as the devil’s basement— together, not once.
to the naked eye. Through Lucas’s night-vision Lucas studied Rupert Mortcombe for a spell, and
goggles, however, it was as bright as day, if you didn’t found nothing to give him reason to doubt what he’d
mind your days cast in the gritty grey-green of night- just been told. He reckoned he had seen cartons of
vision. Above, the sky was cloudless, the low-light milk with more optimistic expiry dates than the ghoul
amplification punching up the stars, causing them to facing him across the table.
burn white, like salt shaken onto black velvet.
Mortcombe looked terrible, frail as a politician’s
Hugging the mansion’s outer wall, Lucas crept forward. promise and old enough for his first childhood pet
Twenty metres on lay the spot they had identified as to have been a trilobite. The motorised wheelchair
the most vulnerable to forced entry. The target lay he occupied had a tank of oxygen strapped to it, the
below ground level: a vault, twenty square metres of contents of which were carried to his nose through
expensive, steel-walled, highly secure, electronically a thin translucent tube which forked like a snake’s
protected secrecy, accessible via the study. tongue at the end. It was Mortcombe’s eyes which

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J O H N B O W E N ’ S

THE STEAL

Taken from John Bowen’s


‘COLD SWEATS &VIGNETTES’

completed the picture of decaying corruption, though. knickers, but by god when it came to security systems
Whether due to accident or birth defect, the pupil of his he was a grade A charmer. Then again, he should be,
left eye was blown, permanently dilated, causing it to given what he charged for his expertise.
appear much darker than his right. Lucas was reminded Lucas fixed the panel back in place and slipped back
of David Bowie. Perhaps this was what Bowie might out into the hallway. The study and the vault below it
look like, in a century or two… awaited him. Declawed.
Lucas got down to business. “You want me to acquire The security operative who was supposed to be on shift,
something for you.” keeping watch over the property tonight, a Mr Graham
It wasn’t a question. This is was what he did. He obtained Thatch, was going to be late. On his way to work his
things which were often otherwise unobtainable, usually phone had received pictures of his partner engaging
because they weren’t for sale. He was a thief, a bloody in some very athletic lovemaking with a man who was
good one. A true cat burglar, if such a thing existed most definitely not him. The photoshopped images were
outside of fiction. incredibly well executed, utterly convincing. As Giles
“Yes,” Mortcombe croaked. Clearly, just speaking was and Lucas expected, Thatch had called in to say he
a struggle. “I’m prepared to pay very handsomely. The was going to be at little late, he had an emergency of a
item resides in a vault, the security is world class.” personal nature to attend to. This had all been confirmed
through the use of a cloned copy of his phone, obtained
“I see,” Lucas said. “Well fortunately for you, Mr some weeks previously. Perhaps thirty minutes from
Mortcombe, so am I.” now Thatch’s cover would arrive, but by then Lucas
Lucas set the micro-drill to the screw heads. In seconds would be long gone and no one would be any the wiser,
he was prising the access panel free and setting it against until the next time the collector visited his vault.
the wall. The root security interface lay before him. He
removed the black box from his pocket, connected it “The thing I desire means more to its owner than
to the interface. Every system had its holes, this one’s anything,” Mortcombe wheezed from his chair. “It is
was small but fatal. Once the black box had run Giles’s without doubt his most valuable and irreplaceable
algorithm the vault would still appear to be armed, but possession. Would you find that a problem, morally
would in truth be Lucas’s to wander through at leisure. speaking?”
He waited, the black box’s display abruptly jittered with Lucas would not. His morals were remarkably
strings of code before terminating in a jpeg of a large- flexible, nevertheless he went through the pretence of
chested bikini-clad blonde giving a thumbs up. Lucas considering Mortcombe’s question, for appearance’s
smiled. Giles might be walking talking chick repellent, sake. In truth, his stance was simple: He was a thief.
unlikely to get inside even the least choosy woman’s As he saw it, things were just things. Save for air, food

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J O H N B O W E N ’ S

THE STEAL

and water, he could imagine nothing one man could take lost Seven Wonders of the World, was showing it off to
which another could not honestly live without. and taking pleasure in the envy of someone who did
“No, Mr Mortcombe. That won’t be a problem.” not. The inevitable result was occasionally, as with the
Kraut, one or two couldn’t resist seeking an item for his
own. Rare, but it happened. Lucas had on a number of
Two walls of the study featured bookcases which
occasions made it happen.
stretched from floor to ceiling. Both held books, but one
also concealed a secret. Lucas walked over and ran After the Kraut, Lucas had gotten curious and researched
his fingertips around each shelf. He located the catch the whole area of long-stolen, lost or mythical treasures
in short order, pressed it, heard a pleasing click and and artworks. Further clients presented themselves. As
pushed the bookcase to the left. It slid neatly into the gigs went, they were close to perfect. He was stealing
wall cavity, exposing a squat door, replete with biometric things which often weren’t supposed to even still exist
handprint and retinal scanners, which thanks to Giles off people who weren’t supposed to have them, for other
would now accept any hand, even gloved, and any people who weren’t supposed to have them either. The
eyeball it encountered. benefits were obvious. No one could cry foul and call the
law, no one could talk, and given the profile of the men
Lucas offered up both. There was the briefest pause as you were dealing with the rewards were never less than
something deep in the wall made a rapid series of clunks considerable.
before the vault door swung open.
Items in demand were commonly works of art, items
of great historical significance, and religious relics
Mortcombe told Lucas what he wanted. Another considered destroyed or lost forever. It was always
‘collector’ possessed an item he had long desired. the same deal too: steal just one particular item, leave
Lucas had done some digging on Mortcombe, made a everything else untouched. Lucas knew better than to
few educated guesses and suspected as much. His type take a little something for himself anyway. To do so was
was secretive, but Lucas had accumulated good sources not just pointless, but dangerous. While all the items in
over the years. Someone always knew something. these collectors’ stashes were ostensibly priceless, in
reality they were worth only what you could fence them
He had learnt about men like Mortcombe almost a for. A task which would be extremely difficult, and likely
decade ago. A German shipping magnate had been suicide. Selling meant telling.
the first of these secret collectors to secure his talents.
The Kraut nursed a colossal hard-on for Caravaggio, The individuals among these collectors were some of
and had sought Lucas out to steal a piece from another the wealthiest men on the planet; piss one off and they
collector, a painting called Nativity with St Francis and St had the contacts and means to secure the services of
Lawrence, which had itself been stolen to order in 1969 the finest assassins in the world for what amounted to,
and not seen since. The Kraut already owned a modest for them, loose change. Really upset one, and no one
collection of ‘lost’ works, mostly early nineteenth century would even know you were gone, you’d have long since
thefts or pieces acquired by the Nazis during the war, vanished, been dissolved in acid and poured down some
drain, fed though a wood-chipper into some secluded,
but contentment is not in the nature of wealthy men. His
fast flowing river… Lucas was uniquely vulnerable too.
collection was a work in progress. Someone had what
Technically ‘Lucas Smith’ didn’t exist, and the man he
he could not bear not having himself. It was that simple.
used to be had died years ago. Lucas Smith existed
The German made pains to stress theft between nowhere but on fake documents and hacked computer
collectors was rare; his ilk maintained the pretence of files. He ultimately planned to retire under yet another
adhering to a kind of code of honour, an unspoken truce. identity, one with a number of offshore bank accounts,
The truce was necessary because many such collectors and live out his autumn and winter years somewhere
often knew what others owned, usually because they warm and as close to paradise as the wealth he had
had seen their peers’ collections first hand. A naïve amassed afforded.
person might ask why, but Lucas didn’t need telling. The These collectors and their jobs had provided Lucas some
only thing more gratifying than owning the right ear of amazing sights, though. One actually had his collection
the Colossus which once stood astride Rhodes harbour, arranged inside the lost Charlottenburg Palace Amber
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eggs of the House of Romanov. Some collections, Mortcombe fixed him with his rheumy gaze, the left
however, comprised stranger stuff. One collector had a eye’s blown pupil like a borehole to oblivion; Lucas
case which held the mummified corpse of what looked saw hunger. The kind of obsessive desire which was
very much like a Yeti. Another owned not one but two immensely lucrative to a man with his particular skillset.
Mengele lampshades, made from real human skin, and “Money is no object,” Mortcombe rasped.
creepier stuff besides, occult stuff, things any sane
person would never admit to owning. These types of “Then we have a deal, Mr Mortcombe.”
collectors were rare, but they existed and it seemed the Lucas pulled a card from his jacket pocket; it carried
creepy old fossil sitting before him was one of them, the details of an offshore bank account. “My advance
and it seemed another collector of occult artefacts had needs to reach here in 48 hours, at which point I’ll
something he wanted. An ancient treasure. The object of commence work. I’ll require the remainder of my fee
Mortcombe’s passion. upon acquisition. I’ll notify you, and deliver the item on
“It’s Egyptian,” the old man explained. “A human heart confirmation.”
crafted from the bones of a high priest, ancient and Mortcombe nodded. “A word of warning…” he
priceless. I’ve known of its existence for nearly thirty said. “I would refrain from touching anything in this
years, and have yearned to call it my own every second man’s collection. Whatever your personal beliefs, the
since. If I could do just this before I die… To have it, hold occult, black magic is very real, and dangerous. You
it… It is truly beyond comp—” Mortcombe broke into understand?”
a cough. He raised a bony hand to his mouth while his Lucas met Mortcombe’s sickly stare, that messed-up
thin chest rattled and a thin flush of colour reached his left eye. When an insanely wealthy man whose money
pale, thread-vein broken cheeks. For a moment, death you wanted said something, you did one thing: You
almost felt like it was in the room. Hell, in the room? It agreed with him.
was practically giving the old fart a lap dance.
“I do.”
At last Mortcombe recovered his composure, his
breathing once more settling to a wheezing, phlegmy The vault hummed like a steel hive; dehumidifiers,
crackle. thought Lucas. Not in itself surprising. The last thing you
wanted was your priceless stolen treasures damaged
“Excuse me,” he apologised, recovering his theme. “The due to something as simple as moisture, but these
bone heart is beyond compare. Once I hold it, call it my seemed louder than he would have expected. As he
own, I’ll be done. This rotten and failing excuse for a stepped forward the lights blinked to life, revealing its
body can expire with my blessing.” interior. The vault was lined with a uniform carbon-grey
Lucas nodded, thinking, Crazy old bastard. No, he material with a rippled texture. Lucas placed a hand
corrected himself, crazy-rich old bastard. on the material, which gave slightly under his touch.
It was dense, spongy: sound-proofing was Lucas’s
“You should know that my fee for a job like this starts
guess. No point having a secret vault if someone might
here.” Lucas took out his phone, pulled up the notepad hear you tramping around inside. Although maybe the
and tapped two figures into it. Each was several digits primary goal was to smother the aggressive noise of the
in length. The first was his advance; the second equally dehumidifiers.
large figure was the exchange payment. Both were
triple what he would normally have asked, but he knew Given what he had been commissioned to steal he
a seller’s market when he encountered one. And like shouldn’t have been surprised at what he saw, but there
they said, it’s not like you can take it with you, right? If was some seriously odd stuff on display. Lucas saw what
whoever was set to inherit Mortcombe’s estate saw a he was after directly ahead. It was clearly the collector’s
little less, what did Lucas care? prize possession; his other secret treasures lay on either
side, essentially forming a path to it.
Lucas flipped the screen to face Mortcombe, who met
the figure without batting an eyelid. “You understand Lucas advanced, eyeing the objects and artefacts and
this may scale, depending on what’s required?” Lucas the accompanying plaques beneath as he passed.
added, fearing even at triple he had inadvertently A jet-black skull perched on a dais. The description
lowballed. read, ‘Gobel Babelin, Würzburg Witch Trials, 1626’.

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THE STEAL

A ragged-looking thick leather-bound book sat on a Well Lucas was about to make the old fart’s wishes
pedestal tied closed with what looked like human hair. come true.
Its plaque simply read, ‘The Mephisto Arcane’.
He reached for the heart…
A curious doll sat quietly on the next dais, clearly crafted
Lucas felt the object under his fingertips for the leanest
from assorted junk: a scarred zippo lighter for its torso,
instant, the same instant the mummy’s eyes snapped
legs made from rolled up photographs, arms of rolled
open. Its gaze fastened upon him, rheumy and hard,
tin. The head was a crudely string-tied stuffed cloth
one pupil blown, a malignant bull’s-eye above the
bulb, with hair glued atop, and buttons for eyes sewn on
gently curling smile of the Egyptian death mask.
front. It was flecked with dark brown stains which could
only be dried blood. It was labelled, ‘Wicca. Dahl’. The subsequent wrench was swift and violent. The
scene before him vanished, was replaced by another.
On the next dais there was a pitted stone, carved into
the shape of an ugly dancing figure in a glass box: ‘Imp, Lucas peered through the eye slits of the thing suddenly
Celtic – Cursed’. covering his face, smelt his own hot and rotten breath,
Next in line, a wooden Ouija board: ‘A. Crowley, 1906’. the crackle of his small and feeble chest… His mind
scrambled to make sense of what he saw. A man he
Lucas had seen enough. The items were clearly prized faced in the mirror every morning stood before him,
possessions, but still just things. Just things. Save for looking back. His head was cocked to one side, his
air, food and water? One man could take nothing which expression one of mingled satisfaction and relief.
another could not honestly live without.
Lucas tried to move but found his limbs now shackled
Time to get to it. beneath the robes and linen wrappings which covered
He approached the item he was shortly to earn an him.
obscene amount of money for securing. The mummy
The man before him turned, strolled to the vault’s
was seated in a simple wooden chair. Its linen wrappings
entrance and exited through the heavy steel door. It
were remarkably well-preserved, a wonderfully crafted
slammed shut behind him, leaving nothing but pitch-
Egyptian death mask covered its desiccated face, an
black darkness.
object which itself must have been priceless. Lucas
marvelled; it was a fabulous example. As with many In the secret sound-proofed vault Lucas began to
Egyptian death masks it featured painted jewellery and scream.
thick black eye makeup around the two eye slits, and a
faint smile playing upon the delicately worked features.
Taken from the short story collection Cold Sweats and
It was not, however, what Lucas had been sent to steal,
Vignettes by John Bowen. Copyright John Bowen 2015.
this item lay in the mummy’s two withered arms, palms
Reprinted with the author’s permission.
facing up in its lap. Here was the trinket Mortcombe
desired: an intricately carved heart made from human
bone.
Lucas marvelled at the craftsmanship. He had seen, and
occasionally stolen, many Egyptian works. One client
had prized figures worked from clay, bone and ivory,
tiny things which begged you to search out a magnifying
glass to truly appreciate the detail…
The bone heart in the mummy’s hands was to scale,
masterfully carved and crafted. Veins were worked
from the surface, so pristine they almost looked ready You can find John Bowen’s books at Amazon.
to pulse and thump to life. The seams where the bone
had been fashioned together were fine enough to be
near invisible. Lucas could appreciate why someone
with Mortcombe’s tastes would want it. It was ugly and Visit John Bowen’s Author Page Here
beautiful in equal measure, and to Lucas’s knowledge
utterly unique.

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BY E.O.HIGGINS

“E O HIGGINS IS AN AUTHOR AND JOURNALIST. HIS FIRST For as long as I can upon perhaps the finest
remember, I have been analysis of the ‘Autumn
NOVEL CONVERSATIONS WITH SPIRITS WAS PUBLISHED fascinated by the Victorian of Terror’ ever made: The
LAST YEAR, BECOMING AN AMAZON BESTSELLER AND period. Secret Identity of Jack the
Ripper.
BEING SUBSEQUENTLY NOMINATED BY FOR THE GUARDIAN / When I was about eight
EDINBURGH LITERARY FESTIVAL’S ‘FIRST BOOK AWARD’. years old, my first foray Introduced by a heavily-
into the world of writing sweating Peter Ustinov,
IN HIS SPARE TIME, HE OCCASIONALLY PRETENDS TO BE A was in producing a small the show was recorded in
PSYCHIC MEDIUM CALLED LAARS HEAD.” pamphlet on the most 1988 – “one hundred years
notorious crime of that after those terrible events
period – the Jack the in Whitechapel”. Clearly
Ripper killings. in America. Clearly for an
American audience.
Although, it was a fairly
derivative piece; cobbled Ustinov begins by
together, as it was, from glowering into the camera,
two Encyclopaedia entries warning the audience that
and then badly-typed up this ‘investigation’ is not
on my mother’s Olivetti for thrill-seekers, but that
(my life hasn’t really it is, in fact, a scientific
progressed much), it analysis of the murders
represented something an – and the murderer. As
early obsession for me… he makes this point, the
frame of the shot opens
Two nights ago, I up to reveal that he is
attempted to reacquaint walking across a studio
myself with the facts of the set clearly borrowed from
Ripper case – and, having the musical version of A
headed to YouTube, I was Christmas Carol, but with
not disappointed. For it the street-lamps dimmed
was there that I stumbled and an overworked dry

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ice machine pumping the
‘London particular’ across
the shiny studio floor.

Leaving the Victorian


street-scene behind him,
Ustinov mooches across to
the other side of the studio,
where a bunch of ‘crime
professionals’ are seated
around a wooden table,
rustling papers and looking
serious. They are the
Curator of Scotland Yard’s
Black Museum, a female
Judge (Ustinov looks
appalled) and two Special
Agents with the FBI.

After a thumbnail sketch of


the Ripper killings – made
all the more terrifying by
performances by some
of Britain’s weakest
character actors – and an
‘on location’ report about
the serial-killer by serial-
bride Jan Leeming (she’s
knocked up a tally of five,
as well), we are presented
with our Ripper suspects:

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THE SECRET IDENTITY OF
JACK THE RIPPER

ROBERT DONSTON depression, though


why either of these
also a Catholic. To the
staunchly-Protestant
later, their accounts had
radically changed – he
STEPHENSON traits would serve Queen, Kelly’s had now become the
to strengthen his Catholicism represented Ripper that we all know
A journalist and writer candidacy as a suspect a constitutional and love, stalking the
interested in the occult is perhaps less easy to emergency (being a fog-covered cobbles,
and black magic. prostitute was fine). wearing a top hat and
explain.
Stephenson authored Gull and his driver, John full evening dress.
a newspaper article, DR WILLIAM GULL Netley, were dispatched (Makes sense - if you’re
which claimed that to the East End to rectify going to cut a woman
black magic was Gull was the ‘physician- the situation. Only to to pieces in a stinking
the motive for the in-ordinary’ to Queen discover that Kelly had alleyway in the East
killings and alleged Victoria. It is unlikely, informed four of her End, you may as well
that the Ripper was a therefore, that he spent friends of the marriage, dress for it).
Frenchman. much time hanging who also have to be
silenced. Gull, being a Prince Eddy is back
around the squalid East
According to the show, Mason, finished them off again, this time he’s
End of London. He was
Stephenson’s landlady in the style of a Masonic contracted syphilis
also in his mid-fifties,
was so suspicious of ritual (which may or may and gone mad – killing
looked nothing like the
him that she searched not actually exist). the prostitutes on his
contemporary pictures
his room – only to find a own. Considering he
of Jack the Ripper, was was in Balmoral for
cache of blood-stained Though this theory is
never suspected at the one of the murders and
cravats. This either ridiculous, it did lead
time of the murders, and Sandringham for two
proves he was definitely Alan Moore and Eddie
was in failing health – others, this is, again,
Jack the Ripper – or, at Campbell to create the
having suffered a stroke unlikely to be our man…
the very least, quite bad excellent graphic novel
two years previously. From Hell. So, for that
at shaving. Let’s face it, it wasn’t
him.
at least, we can be AARON KOZMINSKI
thankful.
MONTAGUE JOHN Kozminski was a poor
Gull only became
DRUITT a Ripper suspect PRINCE “EDDY” ALBERT Polish Jew who was
admitted to Colney
Druitt was a failed
when Stephen Knight
published his spurious
VICTOR Hatch Lunatic Asylum
barrister, forced to in 1891. He was named
supplement his income account of the murders, The Royal theories have as a chief suspect by
by working as an Jack the Ripper: The been bandied around for Metropolitan Police
assistant schoolmaster Final Solution, in the years. Commissioner Melville
in Blackheath. 1970s.
Although the Macnaghten in an 1894
The Masonic contemporary eye- memorandum.
He committed suicide
shortly after the last conspiracy, outlined in witness accounts
the book, has Prince painted Jack the Ripper Macnaghten’s claim
canonical Ripper is that Kozminski was
murder. Eddy (Queen Victoria’s as a foreign-looking
grandson) being secretly man with a moustache identified as the Ripper
It is hinted at during married to the last and deerstalker- but that no prosecution
the show that he was Ripper victim, Mary type hat, when those could be made against
also homosexual Kelly, who was not same witnesses were him because the
and suffering from only a prostitute but interviewed again years witness refused to

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THE SECRET IDENTITY OF
JACK THE RIPPER

testify. It turns out as the old documents in an that has been said over thoughts about any
programme goes along, attempt to get to the the course of the last rogue thrill-seekers that
that Macnaghten may bottom of it all, to little two hours. might have viewed the
have been somewhat avail. Finally, under clear ‘documentary’ without
confused, since he A pair of television- duress, the panel
refers to the suspect heeding his words of
friendly ‘Ripperologists’ are forced to make a
“Kozminski” (first name caution.
– in the shape of Martin choice between the five
and any other details Fido and Colin Wilson suspects – and all, fairly
omitted) as a violent As the credits roll, he
– are wheeled out to reluctantly, plump for
woman-hating maniac, crosses back to the
provide expert opinion Kozminski.
who was sent to the mists of the Victorian
and to lend their support “It’s unanimous!”
Asylum in late 1888 but to none of the above. (It street-scene – with
killed himself shortly chirps Peter Ustinov,
makes you wonder how turning to the camera. the unusually-strained
afterwards. the less TV-friendly ones “Good night ladies and gait of a man who has
might look…) gentleman”. Looking recently soiled his
According to Colney
Hatch records, Aaron Finally, the action moves momentarily away, trousers. It is a fitting
Kozminski was admitted back to the American Ustinov suddenly end to such a show.
there, but was actually studio, where Ustinov swings his head back, And it is probably for
rather a gentle figure (now pacing around like adding mysteriously:
this, if for no other
who was confined in Poirot working up to the “Oh. And sleep well…”
reason, that The
the institution mainly denouement) addresses
Grim-faced, Ustinov Secret Identity of Jack
for poor dietary habits the criminologist panel
drifts forward, perhaps the Ripper is worth
and a refusal to wash again - demanding to
entertaining dark
(surely this wasn’t know, once and for all, watching.
that uncommon in the who the mysterious
East End in 1888?). killer was.
Moreover, far from killing The female Judge
himself, Kozminski (referred to as ‘pretty’
carried on living at the by Ustinov in an aside
asylum for a further that is both patronising
thirty years… and wildly inaccurate in
one move) is first. She
Back in the studio, discounts Gull, Prince
we are once more Eddy, Stephenson and
addressed by Ustinov pretty much everyone
(his shirt is now else. The Black Museum
absolutely sopping), Curator concurs. This
and he’s trying to make leaves the two FBI
sense of the largely- agents, who provide a
contradictory evidence very dry ‘psyche-profile’
that has been provided. of the murderer – which
In London, Jan totally ignores and
Leeming is poring over undermines everything

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SHORT STORY

BY R.L. ANDREW

T wo days after dying I


re-woke for the first
time. I bolted to alertness,
Doom and penance formed
into a fiery demon, offering
a choice that became
a grave error. I’d stupidly
acted out my own form of
vengeance for those that
screams from the bravest
men.
My dried eyeballs hold
overwhelmed by a sense a distinction without a couldn’t. No more time to
change my ways, to say supernatural acuity, boring
of wrong. I’d died, ripped difference.
goodbye to Julie and the through the human soul,
from the human world
Tonight is like all others. kids.What a fool. revealing the depths of
into the depths of nothing
The smell of wet dirt and their depravity. Catching
and everything. Refusing My multitude of sins
decomposing flesh infiltrate a glimpse of myself in a
to accept the eternal and wrongdoings made
my nose. I shuddered; the reflective surface startles
separation, I fought against uncomfortable bedmates
stank came from me. even me.
the force ready to claim in this dirt prison. I had
me. I clawed away from Laying imprisoned in my forever to regret them. I I fight the urge to eat
judgement; I would not coffin waiting for my fate to envied the boredom of life innocent human flesh,
accept my fate nor would I be delivered or released, I now. rather, I feed on the
pray for forgiveness. recall how bored I’d been miscreants, evil, and
in my previous existence. My current situation doesn’t
Something took pity on tormentors. But, fear tastes
A walking meat bag escape lamentation; its a
me, though in retrospect
driven by power, greed fate worse than death. Beef divine no matter its source.
took advantage would be jerky life muscle and sinew During the day, this shell
and a misguided sense of
more apt. I’d received a holds my bones together. stays while the ‘me’ part
justice. The only difference
second chance. One night Dehydrated patches of skin disappears, as if I cease to
between past me and the
changed the status of my cover my rotting corpse. exist. Upon waking, I wait
ones I now eviscerate;
physical death, and my Worms wriggle their way
the tarnished Detective’s for the magic of midnight. I
soul’s destiny. A wavering through my skull out eroded have until dawn to explore,
badge beside me.
flame appeared out of nose holes. A lipless mouth devour and consume.
an enveloping darkness, I’d stared down two barrels filled with razor sharp teeth
growing in intensity until it in the hand of the guy we’d sharp enough to slice I pray each night before
seared through my tortured fitted up, At that moment through bone as easily as release; please can this be
being. it occurred to me I’d made a knife through butter illicit the last night?

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When it is clear my prayer invades available orifices. I remove the left arm. He It struggles, screeching at
wasn’t answered, I tear, rip, I sniff the air to hone the struggles. I must taste him me. Ignoring its attempts
slaughter, and bifurcate, smell: Nigel Parson, 68, now. to wound me, I pull until it
bathing in their hot blood. Barkeeper, Sex Offender, The left arm tears off, is within my firm grip. I hold
I question had I lived,
and Murderer. blood sprays from the open its horrific head between
site. I fling it into the air. my hands, forcing it to look
would I have eventually A clear sky aides the
The struggling stops. He into my eyes. A righteous
become one of them? search. I bound through
heat emits from me. It is
It immediately occurs shadows, creeping around falls against me, breathing
shallow. It makes the rest almost too much to bare.
to me I already was. buildings. The urge to
Totally absorbed by self feed overwhelms me. The not as fun, but I still savour Seconds pass; it releases.
each moment. The creature disintegrates
importance and power, cravings are my downfall. into nothing. I am still
bubbling away until it Like a junkie needing their My teeth chomp into his hungry.
consumed me. fix, I must have mine to warm neck. I tear chunks
sate unbearable pain. of sweet flesh. They slip Yearning takes hold,
Oh please let it be
like ice cream down my unquenchable desire
tomorrow night when I A middle aged balding man
ready throat. I barely floods through me.
don’t wake up again, that I leaves a bar via the back
am finally free? swallow, sucking the head The back door of the
door. His large gut hangs and neck dry, letting the
The moment of release over jeans, and a Hawaiian red fluid run down my chin club bangs open. Two
shirt hugs the bulging couples exit, the men’s
is imminent. Skin forms onto my chest. It cools my
body for dear life. He arms wrapped around
covering the bare bones, hot skin.
approaches a blue Ford, women’s waists, chattering
muscles forming, power
keys fumble in chunky I toss the head onto a and laughing. In my day
pumps through my body.
fingers. nearby car. It hits with so little clothes would be
No freedom tonight. A
a thud, and falls to the disgraceful.
crack of moonlight spikes My wretched body sings, ground. I consider making
through a hole in the dirt. vibrating in the electric it a bowling ball and rolling I pause, should devour
A roar bellows from deep air. I absorb the darkness, over trash cans just for the them too? Does lascivious
within, the ground shakes. allowing its warmth to hell of it. behaviour constitutes a
I allow the change to take envelope me. I wait until sin? I search with relish
over me, transforming My attention returns to every inch of their souls;
he opens the car door. Be what remains. I watch for
my decaying body into a patient. deflated to find nothing to
another hideous creature. the evil worm that any constitute their death. The
It’s all I can do to stand second now will attempt to power still ebbs within me,
I lash my forked tongue still, but, surprise adds a escape, seeking another I’m not satisfied.
side to side, each sense delicious flavour. One, two chance to live. They are
sharpens, heightens. I am always there, feeding off This internal fight plagues
three, I pounce plunging
ready. the evil within. my pitiful existence,
my claws into his back. I
holding me back. e. Neither
A strong scent of sin and fill his mouth with my tail, It’s tentacles creep
in life nor death can I
ruin drifts by in the late silencing any impending forward. I thrust my hand
control myself.
Summer breeze. I push screams. Claws imbedded, into the neck cavity, grasp
upwards, the lid separates. I pull him closer. With a the creature and pull with Initially I’d been appalled at
I dig to the surface, dirt slurp, crack and squish, unholy might. what I became,

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but after a few nights of wreaking havoc and chaos, I


relented. An irresistible power and power always was the
biggest aphrodisiac.
I drop the body and delve into the shadows of a nearby alley.
One of the women, a blonde with long legs sees me flee. Her
line of sight returns to the spot I left, noticing the body and
bloody mess. The screams ricochet through the carpark. I
watch the others scatter, leaving the women standing alone.
If I had a heart it would be pounding. A flush of guilt invades
my mind, but I push it aside.
In my former life I would have considered her beautiful, now its
not her desirable form I seek.
I can taste her intense fear from here. I want to grab her, taste R.L Andrew is a chronically ill Australian write
r. When
her, I want her flesh in my mouth. she isn't posting movie reviews for a leading New
York
No, be strong, or this will be your fate longer. Website (CrypticRock.com), RL is reading both
fiction
I cannot fight it. The urge is too much. and non-fiction or alternatively doing what she
loves
most; writing. From the time she was young, RL
I rush to her, tail flicking, teeth grinding. She stand frozen has
been an avid reader, and was introduced at a
in fear. I quicker in anticipation. I inhale deeply. She smells young
age to the works of Edgar Allen Poe, and Step
exquisite. hen King.
This was the beginning of a lifelong love of horr
or. RL
I relent. She tastes as good as she looks. takes inspiration for her work from her love of
all things
strange, weird, and the funny situations in ever
yday life.

THE END RL continues to read and write crossing a num


genres, but still loves watching a good scary mov
ber of
ie. After
raising three daughters, RL lives in rural Victo
ria with
her husband and furry son, chocolate Labrador
, Max.
She is currently editing her first novel, which she
deems
‘soft’ science fiction; A Lunatics Guide to Interplan
etary
Relationships, and hopes to traditionally publish.

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