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[CAR HORNS HONKING]

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There's nothing to tell.
It's just some guy I work with.

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Come on.
You're going out with a guy.

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There's gotta be something
wrong with him.

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So does he have a hump
and a hair piece?

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Wait. Does he eat chalk?

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I don't want her to go through
what I went through with Carl. Oh.

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Okay, everybody relax.
This is not even a date.

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It's just two people going out
to dinner and not having sex.

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Sounds like a date to me.

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I'm back in high school,
in the middle of the cafeteria...

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...and I realize I'm totally naked.

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- Oh, yeah.
- I've had that dream.

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Then I look down and I realize
there is a phone...

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...there.

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- Instead of...
- That's right!

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MONICA: That one, I've never had.
PHOEBE: No.

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All of a sudden,
the phone starts to ring.

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And it turns out it's my mother.

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Which is very, very weird
because she never calls me.

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Hi.

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This guy says "hello,"
I wanna kill myself.

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Are you okay, sweetie?

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I feel like someone grabbed my small
intestine, pulled it out of my mouth...

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...and tied it around my neck.
- Cookie?

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Carol moved her stuff out today.

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PHOEBE & JOEY:
Oh.

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- Let me get you some coffee.
- Thanks.

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Ew. Unh.

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No. No, don't!
Stop cleansing my aura.

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Just leave my aura alone, okay?

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I'll be fine. All right? Really.
I hope she'll be very happy.

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- No, you don't.
- No, I don't.

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To hell with her. She left me!

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And you never knew she was a lesbian.

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No! Okay?

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Why does everyone
keep fixating on that?

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She didn't know. How should I know?

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Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian.

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Did I say that out loud?

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All right, Ross. Look, you're feeling
a lot of pain right now.

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You're angry. You're hurting.

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Can I tell you what the answer is?

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Strip joints!

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Come on, you're single.
Have some hormones.

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See, but I don't want
to be single, okay?

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I just wanna be married again.

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And I just want a million dollars!

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Rachel?

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Oh, God, Monica! Hi! Thank God!

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I went to your building and
this guy with a hammer said...

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...that you might be here, and you are.

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- Can I get you some coffee?
- Decaf.

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Okay, everybody, this is Rachel,
another Lincoln High survivor.

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This is everybody.
This is Chandler and Phoebe...

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...and Joey. And remember
my brother, Ross?

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- Sure!
- Hey.

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- Hi.
- Oh, God.

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[SIGHS]

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So you wanna tell us now, or are we
waiting for four wet bridesmaids?

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Oh, God! Well, it started about
a half-hour before the wedding.

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I was in this room
with all the presents...

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...and I was looking
at this gravy boat.

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This really gorgeous
Limoges gravy boat.

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When all of a sudden...
Sweet 'N Low?

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- I realized...

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...I was more turned on by
this gravy boat than by Barry.

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Then I got really freaked out,
and that's when it hit me:

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How much Barry looks
like Mr. Potato Head.

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You know, I mean, I always knew
he looked familiar, but...

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Anyway, I just had to get out of there,
and I started wondering:

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"Why am I doing this?"
And "Who am I doing this for?"

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Anyway, I just didn't know where to go,
and I know you and I have drifted apart...

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...but you're the only person
I know in the city.

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Who wasn't invited to the wedding.

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Oh, I was kind of hoping that
wouldn't be an issue.

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[SPEAKING IN SPANISH
ON TV]

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I'm guessing he bought her
the big pipe organ...

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...and she's really not
happy about it.

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Daddy, I just... I can't marry him.

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I'm sorry.

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I just don't love him.

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Well, it matters to me.

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CHANDLER:
She should not be wearing those pants.

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I say push her down the stairs.

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ALL: Push her down the stairs!
Push her down the stairs!

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[ALL CHEER AND APPLAUD]

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Come on, Daddy, listen to me!

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It's like all of my life, everyone's
always told me, "You're a shoe!

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You're a shoe! You're a shoe!
You're a shoe!"

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Then today I stopped and said,
"What if I don't wanna be a shoe?

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What if I wanna be a purse?
You know?

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Or a hat?"

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I don't want you to buy me a hat,
I am a hat.

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It's a metaphor, Daddy!

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You can see where he'd have trouble.

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Look, Daddy, it's my life.

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Well, maybe I'll just stay
here with Monica.

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I guess we've established
she's staying with Monica.

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Well, maybe that's my decision.

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Well, maybe I don't need your money.

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Wait! Wait! I said maybe!

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Okay. Just breathe, that's it.
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Just try to think of nice, calm things.

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[SINGING] Raindrops on roses
And whiskers on kittens

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Doorbells and sleigh bells
And something with mittens

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La la la something
With string

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I'm all better now.

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I helped.

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MONICA: Look, this is probably
for the best, you know?

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Independence. Taking control of your life.

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And, hey, if you need anything,
you can always come to Joey.

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Me and Chandler live right
across the hall. And he's away a lot.

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Joey, stop hitting on her.
It's her wedding day.

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What? Like there's a rule or something?

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[INTERCOM BUZZES]
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Please don't do that again.
It's a horrible sound.

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PAUL: Uh, it's Paul.
- Buzz him in.

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- Who's Paul?
- Paul, the wine guy, Paul?

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Maybe.

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Wait a minute. Your "not a real date"
is with Paul, the wine guy?

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- He finally asked you out?
- Yes.

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Ooh. This is a "Dear Diary" moment.

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Rach, wait, I can cancel.

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Please, no. Go, I'll be fine.

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Ross, are you okay?
I mean, do you want me to stay?

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That'd be good.

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- Really?
- No, go on! It's Paul, the wine guy.

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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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MONICA:
Hi, come in. Paul, this is...

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...everybody. Everybody, this is Paul.

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JOEY:
Paul, the wine guy.

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- Wine guy.
- I didn't catch your name. Paul, was it?

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- Okay. Sit down. Two seconds.
- Okay.

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[MOUTHING]

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Ooh, I just pulled out four eyelashes.
That can't be good.

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So, Rachel,
what are you up to tonight?

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Well, I was supposed to be headed
for Aruba on my honeymoon...

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...so, nothing.

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Right. You're not even
getting your honeymoon.

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God. No, no. Although, Aruba. Heh.
This time of year? Eh.

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Talk about your...

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...big lizards.

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Anyway, if you don't feel
like being alone tonight...

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...Joey and Chandler are
helping me with my furniture.

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Yes, and we're very excited about it.

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Actually, thanks, but I'm just gonna
hang out here tonight.

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- It's been a long day.
- Oh, sure. Okay. Sure.

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Hey, Pheebs, you wanna help?

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Oh, I wish I could, but I don't want to.

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I'm supposed to attach a bracket-y
thing to the side things...

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...using a bunch of these
little worm guys.

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I have no bracket-y thing,
I see no worm guys whatsoever...

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...and I cannot feel my legs.

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What's this?

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I have no idea.

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- Done with the bookcase.
- All finished.

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This was Carol's favorite beer.

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She always drank it out of the can.
I should have known.

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Hey. Ross, let me ask you a question.

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She got the furniture,
the stereo, the good TV.

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What did you get?

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You guys.

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- Oh, God. Oh, my God.
- You got screwed.

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- Oh, my God.
- I know, I know. I'm such an idiot.

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I should've caught on when she went to
the dentist four and five times a week.

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I mean, how clean can teeth get?

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My brother's going through that.
He's such a mess.

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How did you get through it?

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He might try accidentally breaking
something valuable of hers.

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- Say her...
- Leg?

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Heh. That's one way of going through it,
yeah.

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Me, I went for the watch.

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- You actually broke her watch?
- Mm.

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Barry, I'm sorry. I am so sorry.

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You probably think it's about making
love with your socks on, but it isn't.

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It isn't, it's about me. And I...

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[SIGHS]

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Hi. Machine cut me off again.
Anyway...

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You know what's scary? What if
there's only one woman for everybody?

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I mean, what if you get one
woman, and that's it?

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Unfortunately, in my case,
there was only one woman for her.

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What are you talking about?
One woman.

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That's like saying there's only
one flavor of ice cream for you.

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Let me tell you something, Ross.
There's lots of flavors out there.

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There's rocky road and cookie dough
and bing cherry vanilla.

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You can get them with jimmies
or nuts or whipped cream.

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This is the best thing that
ever happened to you.

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You got married. You were like, what, 8?

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Welcome back to the world. Grab a spoon.

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I honestly don't know
if I'm hungry or horny.

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Then stay out of my freezer.

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Ever since she walked out on me, I...
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What? What?

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You wanna spell it out with noodles?

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No, it's more of a fifth date
kind of revelation.

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Oh, so there's gonna be a fifth date?

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Isn't there?

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Yeah, yeah. I think there is.

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What were you gonna say?

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Well... Er, uh...

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Ever since she left me, um...

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...I haven't been able to perform...

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...sexually.

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Oh, God! Oh, God! I am so...

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- I'm so sorry.
- It's okay.

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Being spit on is probably
not what you need right now.
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Um...

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How long?

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Two years.

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Wow!

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I'm glad you smashed her watch.

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So you still think you might
want that fifth date?

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Yeah.

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Yeah, I do.

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I, Joanie, take you, Charles,
as my lawful husband.

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MINISTER: Do you take Joanie...?
- Oh! See.

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But Joanie loved Chachi.
That's the difference.

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"Grab a spoon."

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Do you know long it's been
since I grabbed a spoon?

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Do the words, "Billy, don't be
a hero," mean anything to you?

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You know, here's the thing.
Even if I could get it together enough...

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...to ask a woman out...

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...who am I gonna ask?

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Isn't this amazing?

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I mean, I have never made coffee
before in my life.

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- That is amazing.
- Congratulations.

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While you're on a roll, if you feel like you
gotta make a Western omelet or something...

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Although, actually I'm really
not that hungry this morning.

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- Good morning.
MONICA: Good morning.

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- Morning.
JOEY: Morning.

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- Morning.
JOEY: Morning, Paul.

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- Hello, Paul.
- Hi. Paul, is it?
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MONICA:
I had a really great time last night.

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PAUL:
Thank you. Thank you so much.

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- We'll talk later, okay?
- Yeah.

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Thank you.

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That wasn't a real date.

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What the hell do you do
on a real date?

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00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:20,501
- Shut up and put my table back.
JOEY: Okay.

241
00:15:20,669 --> 00:15:22,545
All right, kids, I gotta get to work.

242
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:28,259
If I don't input those numbers,
it doesn't make much of a difference.

243
00:15:31,305 --> 00:15:33,431
So, like, you guys all have jobs?

244
00:15:34,224 --> 00:15:35,892
Yeah, we all have jobs.

245
00:15:36,101 --> 00:15:38,728
See, that's how we buy stuff.

246
00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:41,648
Yeah, I'm an actor.
247
00:15:41,857 --> 00:15:44,067
Wow. Would I have seen you in anything?

248
00:15:44,276 --> 00:15:46,611
Oh, I doubt it. Mostly regional work.

249
00:15:46,820 --> 00:15:50,406
Unless you happened to catch the
Wee One's production of Pinocchio.

250
00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:53,201
"Look, Geppeto. I'm a real live boy."

251
00:15:56,038 --> 00:15:57,747
I will not take this abuse.

252
00:15:57,998 --> 00:15:59,916
You're right. I'm sorry.

253
00:16:00,334 --> 00:16:03,044
[SINGING] Once I was a wooden boy
A little wooden boy

254
00:16:07,132 --> 00:16:09,467
MONICA: So how are you doing today?
Did you sleep okay?

255
00:16:09,677 --> 00:16:13,012
Did you talk to Barry?
I can't stop smiling.

256
00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:17,684
I can see that. You look like you
slept with a hanger in your mouth.

257
00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:26,401
I know. He's just so...

258
00:16:26,568 --> 00:16:28,111
Remember you and Tony De Marco?

259
00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:32,323
- Oh, yeah.
- Well, it's like that. With feelings.

260
00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:34,867
Oh, wow, are you in trouble!

261
00:16:35,536 --> 00:16:39,330
Okay, okay. I am just going to get up,
go to work...

262
00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:42,208
...and not think about him all day.

263
00:16:42,376 --> 00:16:45,336
Or else I'm just gonna
get up and go to work.

264
00:16:45,504 --> 00:16:47,130
- Oh, wish me luck!
- What for?

265
00:16:47,339 --> 00:16:50,633
I'm gonna go get one
of those job things.

266
00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:01,227
- Hey, Monica.
- Hey, Franny. Welcome back.

267
00:17:01,395 --> 00:17:02,895
How was Florida?

268
00:17:03,063 --> 00:17:04,397
You had sex, didn't you?

269
00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:07,316
How do you do that?

270
00:17:08,444 --> 00:17:12,238
- So, who?
- You know Paul?

271
00:17:12,781 --> 00:17:14,365
Paul, the wine guy?

272
00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:16,117
Oh, yeah, I know Paul.

273
00:17:18,662 --> 00:17:21,164
You mean, you know Paul
like I know Paul?

274
00:17:21,373 --> 00:17:23,666
Are you kidding? I take credit for Paul.

275
00:17:23,834 --> 00:17:27,962
Before me, there was no snap
in his turtle for two years.

276
00:17:31,216 --> 00:17:33,760
Of course it was a line.

277
00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:36,846
Why? Why would anybody
do something like that?

278
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:40,308
We're looking for an answer
more sophisticated than:

279
00:17:40,476 --> 00:17:42,393
"To get you into bed."

280
00:17:43,353 --> 00:17:45,021
Is it me?

281
00:17:45,189 --> 00:17:48,733
Is it like I have some sort of
beacon that only dogs...

282
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:51,527
...and men with severe emotional
problems can hear?

283
00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:53,654
All right, come here. Give me your feet.

284
00:18:01,163 --> 00:18:02,997
I just thought he was nice, you know?

285
00:18:05,876 --> 00:18:08,336
I can't believe you
didn't know it was a line.

286
00:18:13,217 --> 00:18:14,258
Guess what.

287
00:18:14,426 --> 00:18:16,219
- You got a job?
- Are you kidding?

288
00:18:16,386 --> 00:18:18,054
I'm trained for nothing.

289
00:18:19,890 --> 00:18:21,933
I was laughed out of 12 interviews today.

290
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:23,643
Yet you're surprisingly upbeat.

291
00:18:23,852 --> 00:18:27,355
Well, you would be too if you found
Joan and David boots on sale...

292
00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:29,273
...50 percent off.

293
00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:31,275
Oh, how well you know me.

294
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:35,363
They're my new "I don't need
a job or my parents.

295
00:18:35,614 --> 00:18:37,782
I've got great boots" boots.

296
00:18:39,159 --> 00:18:41,369
- How'd you pay for them?
- Uh, credit card.

297
00:18:41,912 --> 00:18:43,579
And who pays for that?

298
00:18:44,248 --> 00:18:46,332
Um, my father.

299
00:18:48,919 --> 00:18:51,087
You can't live off your parents
your whole life.
300
00:18:51,296 --> 00:18:54,966
I know that. That's why
I was getting married.

301
00:18:55,342 --> 00:18:58,344
Give her a break. It's hard being
on your own for the first time.

302
00:18:58,512 --> 00:19:00,012
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

303
00:19:00,180 --> 00:19:02,890
I remember when I first came
to this city, I was 14.

304
00:19:03,058 --> 00:19:05,935
My mom had killed herself
and my stepdad was back in prison.

305
00:19:06,103 --> 00:19:08,146
And I got here,
and I didn't know anybody.

306
00:19:08,313 --> 00:19:11,691
I ended up living with this albino
guy who was cleaning windshields...

307
00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:15,653
...outside Port Authority.
And then he killed himself.

308
00:19:16,405 --> 00:19:20,241
And then I found aromatherapy.
So believe me, I know exactly how you feel.

309
00:19:24,371 --> 00:19:27,123
The word you're looking for is:

310
00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:28,958
"Anyway..."

311
00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:34,255
All right. You ready?

312
00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:36,132
- I don't think so.
ROSS: Oh, come on.

313
00:19:36,466 --> 00:19:37,884
Cut. Cut.

314
00:19:38,093 --> 00:19:41,053
ALL:
Cut, cut, cut.

315
00:19:42,681 --> 00:19:45,600
ROSS: Hey.
MONICA: All right.

316
00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:47,560
Welcome to the real world.

317
00:19:47,769 --> 00:19:50,521
It sucks. You're gonna love it.

318
00:19:51,398 --> 00:19:53,482
[FRANCIS SCOTT KEY'S "STAR-SPANGLED
BANNER" PLAYS ON TV]

319
00:19:57,446 --> 00:20:00,781
Well, that's it.
You gonna crash on the couch?

320
00:20:00,991 --> 00:20:04,327
- No. No, I gotta go home sometime.
- Are you gonna be okay?

321
00:20:04,494 --> 00:20:05,995
Yeah.

322
00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:08,915
Look what I just found on the floor.

323
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:12,460
What?

324
00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:14,420
That's Paul's watch.

325
00:20:14,588 --> 00:20:16,672
You can just put it back
where you found it.

326
00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:21,761
Oh, boy. All right.
Good night, everybody.

327
00:20:21,929 --> 00:20:22,970
ROSS & RACHEL:
Good night.

328
00:20:23,138 --> 00:20:25,056
[WATCH CRACKS]

329
00:20:28,936 --> 00:20:30,353
[DOOR CLOSES]

330
00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:33,147
- Hmm.
- Hmm.

331
00:20:34,274 --> 00:20:35,524
- Oh, sorry.
- No. Oh, no. Go.

332
00:20:35,692 --> 00:20:37,652
- No, have it, really.
- Split it?

333
00:20:37,819 --> 00:20:39,820
- Okay.
- Okay.

334
00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:42,782
Thanks.

335
00:20:43,492 --> 00:20:47,078
You probably didn't know this,
but back in high school I had...

336
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:49,080
...a major crush on you.

337
00:20:50,540 --> 00:20:51,707
I knew.

338
00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:54,335
You did? Oh.

339
00:20:55,128 --> 00:20:58,130
I figured you thought I was
Monica's geeky older brother.

340
00:20:58,882 --> 00:21:00,883
- I did.
- Oh.

341
00:21:05,514 --> 00:21:07,348
Listen, do you think...

342
00:21:07,516 --> 00:21:11,018
And try not to let my vulnerability
become any kind of a factor here.

343
00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:16,983
Do you think it would be okay if
I ask you out sometime, maybe?

344
00:21:18,235 --> 00:21:20,069
Yeah.

345
00:21:20,529 --> 00:21:21,821
Maybe.

346
00:21:22,823 --> 00:21:24,657
Okay.

347
00:21:29,413 --> 00:21:31,872
Okay, maybe I will.

348
00:21:34,209 --> 00:21:35,668
[RACHEL CHUCKLES]

349
00:21:35,836 --> 00:21:37,962
- Good night.
- Good night.

350
00:21:40,966 --> 00:21:42,967
[DOOR OPENS THEN CLOSES]

351
00:21:48,432 --> 00:21:50,433
[DOOR OPENS]
352
00:21:51,518 --> 00:21:53,227
See you.

353
00:21:53,729 --> 00:21:54,770
ROSS:
Mm-hm.

354
00:21:54,938 --> 00:21:57,356
Wait, wait. Hey, what's with you?

355
00:21:59,651 --> 00:22:02,320
I just grabbed a spoon.

356
00:22:10,495 --> 00:22:11,954
Can't believe what I'm hearing.

357
00:22:12,205 --> 00:22:13,873
[SINGING] I can't believe
What I'm hearing here

358
00:22:14,041 --> 00:22:16,250
- What? I said you had...
- What? I said you had...

359
00:22:17,294 --> 00:22:19,754
- Would you stop?
- Oh, was I doing it again?

360
00:22:19,963 --> 00:22:21,797
ALL:
Yes.

361
00:22:22,841 --> 00:22:24,842
WOMAN:
Would anybody like more coffee?

362
00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:29,180
Did you make it or are you just serving it?

363
00:22:29,348 --> 00:22:32,641
- I'm just serving it.
CHANDLER: I'll have a cup of coffee.

364
00:22:33,101 --> 00:22:34,352
Kids, new dream.
365
00:22:35,103 --> 00:22:38,439
I'm in Las Vegas. I'm Liza Minnelli.

366
00:22:44,196 --> 00:22:46,197
[English - US - SDH]

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