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case. They claim that now is the time for a plump Elphaba, for a corpulent Christine, for a
bevy of rotund merry murderesses plastered across Times Square. This idea is even more
fantastic than the fictions of the Broadway stage. If top directors were starting to cast fat
girls as more than the comedic best friend, they would’ve already cast them. The truth is
that they haven't. They have reason. Take notice.
Be extremely wary of those who might sell you such a deception. They likely
come from the world of gritty, self-indulgent, uneconomical, and most importantly,
unpatroned theatre. In dalliance with the academy, those who study theatre instead of
making it, they theorize about “body acceptance movements” taking the industry by
storm. Such a storm is nothing but old-fashioned smoke and mirrors. Their advice will
cripple your aspirations for the greatest, most patronized stages of all and consign you to
a world of petty and political small time theatre.
The glaringly obvious truth is that a serious actress cannot let herself get fat
without putting her career on the line. How can she book Broadway’s Regina George,
one of the top paying live theatrical roles currently in performance, singer of the lyric “I
never weigh more than 115”, if she does not take seriously the affect her figure has on her
employability and money making capability? The price of ignoring the facts, or worse,
trying to affect any change in them, is too great. To do so lets her body pull the rug out
from under her when in reality she can control the body, and thus her trajectory. The
following tenets explain how we maximize success playing by these rules.
Following these tenets, we uphold a long standing tradition of fit and good
looking stars to mitigate that swelling grotesquerie of non-beautiful bodies, a wave
bourne of so-called experimental and avant garde theatre; we maximize our own
employability in the most hallowed halls of the still-classically cast great white way.
Every day we make inroads by producing a maximally beautified, controlled emballage
et corps. In this endeavour we promote and protect ourselves in the context of the
realities of the business.
This Manifesto in no way represents the true opinions, theory, and feelings of its author
Caroline Kulak. She hereby disclaims any and all association with the philosophy put
forth herein