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The Nubian Times


Vol. 19 Iss. 6 MAY CONTAIN EXPLICIT CONTENT NovDec2018

DEMONS AMONG US / WHERE AM I? / WANNA BE DREAMS / FUN WORLD


QLGBTP's, Negroes, Negresses, On your way to the bottom, you'll
DR. BO BO'S Coloreds, Mixed , Republicans, have vampires, ghosts, demons,
Democrats, Majority Minorities trolls, werewolves, lizard, cult and
FUN WORLD Frankenstein test-tube type
creatures always grabbing and
LATEST RIDE pulling on your face, legs and

THE TRUMP
hands. If it comes out of the shyt
holes of Europe, you'll be
confronted with it. Not to mention
SHYT HOLE the temperature. This ride is always
cold, damp and foggy all the way to

RYDE
the bottom. This ride is run by
serfs, Smurfs and indentured
servants. Dr. Bo Bo don't believe in

Black people finally got what


slavery.
Now to get on this ride, you don't
they wanted with the election of have to worry about a voter's card.
Donald Trump as President of the Dr. Bo Bo has licensed, college
United States. Many feel they got educated peons taking blood
the lesser of two evils, because samples for the federal DNA
Hillary Clinton was a white bytch records. This ride is for anyone 12
witch who helped in the lynching DR. BO BO'S or above willing to wear a safety,
and 3 strikes railroading of far too yellow helmet. All riders do have
many Black people. They may not FUN WORLD to sign a waiver and a disclaimer.
have voted for Mr. Trump, but Dr. Bo Bo has a clear cut don't start
Hillary wasn't much of an incentive and the homeless as well. Dr. Bo no shyt, won't be no shyt, in his
for many Black men or Black Bo does not discriminate or hesitate Trump Shyt Hole Ryde!
women to get off their couches and to Make AMERICA GREAT
leave their homes to vote. AGAIN and to please everybody Once you hit the bottom, and you
for a minute, maybe two! will hit the bottom, Dr. Bo Bo has
But that's all beside the FEMA agents to direct you to their
On this ride you will be hand- camps for "consultations" and
point. You have now cuffed and transported up a sky "evaluations". Those diagnosed
entered: scraper in your birthday suit with Yapping Sickness will be
detained indefinitely if necessary.
and dropped off of the top. It's one
DR. BO BO's of those WATER SLIDE RIDES,
Dr. Bo Bo guarantees the safely of
all PARTIES involved, be they
where people be slip-sliding away.
Conservative, Liberal, Middle-
Fun World! Not to be confused with water
boarding or skinny dipping, this
Class or pretend Middle-Class.
That's what the DNA testing is all
For standing or reciting the pledge ride is heap big fun, as you spin
about. If anyone gets hurt, peasants,
of Allegiance to Mr. Trump, this around every floor to hip-hop
serfs and indentured servants will
ride is FREE for all Black people, music, until you hit rock bottom.
identify and contact your next of
Latinos, Hispanics, Moors, AA's, kin properly.
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Dr. Bo Bo is good friends with both White men generally kill THANK YOU
Donald trump and Hillary Clinton. themselves with fire arms.
Don't get it twisted! Ryde or Dye! Dido
For 200 years, slavery was the
A few previous rides are most powerful engine that drove My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering
the British Empire. why
listed later, that are still in
I got out of bed at all
full effect! Enjoy! Britain had quite a few White The morning rain clouds up my
women slave owners, most of window
EUROPEAN which had inherited their slaves
and mixed race children.
And I can't see at all
And even if I could, it'd all be grey
FACTS White women have a wider pelvic
But your picture on my wall
It reminds me that it's not so bad
inlet, wider outlet, and shallower
It's not so bad
anteroposterior outlet than African-
American women. In addition, after MY NIGGERS
vaginal delivery, white women
demonstrate less pelvic floor President Lyndon Johnson
mobility. These differences may "These Negroes, they're getting
contribute to observed racial
pretty uppity these days and that's a
differences in obstetric outcomes
problem for us since thry'vr got
and to the development of pelvic
something now they've never had
floor disorders.
before, the political power to back
The Caucasian man is a mirror up their uppityness. Now we've got
SUB-URBAN MYTHS?
image of the Caucasian woman. to do something about this. We've
Believe it or not! Neither one is complete without the got to give them a little something,
other as far as material possession just enough to quiet them down,
Slave holders in the United States and destructive mannerisms. not enough to make a difference."
and Britain became some of the
richest men in the world. China has nuclear powered aircraft 200 YEAR PLAN
carriers, the ultimate naval weapon.
White scientists believe that President Lyndon Johnson
The only other countries with such
nothing travels faster than the are the U.S. and France. "I'll have those niggers voting
speed of light.
Democrat for the next 200 years!"
Europeans call two parties of the
The United States is a dope-sick same sex masturbating each other a
nation. SOMEBODY TO LOVE
life style.
Queen
India has the highest number of ~
working, exploited, abused, "Can anybody find me somebody
trafficked and enslaved children on AMERICAN WOMAN to love?
planet Earth. Ooh, each morning I get up I die a
The Guess Who
White American men are a bigger little
domestic terrorist threat than American woman, stay away from Can barely stand on my feet
Muslin foreigners. me (Take a look at yourself) Take a
American woman, mama let me be look in the mirror and cry (and cry)
Spain had the highest percentage of Don.t come hangin' around my Lord, what you're doing to me
AIDS cases in the world. door (yeah yeah)
I don't wanna see your face no I have spent all my years in
Ten of thousands of members of a more believing you
racist legion operate openly in I got more important things to do But I just can't get no relief,
every corner of the United States- Than spend my time growin' old Lord!
men, women, juveniles, extended with you Somebody (somebody) ooh
families, cells, gangs, churches, Now woman, I said stay away, somebody (somebody)
clans, militias, border armies, all American woman, listen what I Can anybody find me somebody to
engaged in what they consider to be say. love?"
a war to the death against non- ~
white America.
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Texas and Alaska have seriously White women set the tone for the and fight on from within, you
thought about succeeding from the European environment and all probably ain't got no soul no
United States. States that want to those that Europeans dominate.
way! We wouldn't want to
succeed from the Union and the
Constitution are prone to want to THE COUNTRIES waste any words or time on
make their own laws, without THAT MAY NOT you.
outside government interference.
SURVIVE ANOTHER MORAL OBLIGATION
People without melanin in their 20 YEARS The Gospel According To
skin will find it more and more
difficult to remain on the surface of (as predicted by White scientist) Chinua Achebe
the Earth.
1) The MULDIVES "There is a moral obligation, I
European accounting can easily 2) The UNITED STATES think, not to ally oneself with
turn humans into property wit the power against the powerless. “ -
stroke of a pen. 3) The UNITED KINGDOM
PROTECT THEMSELVES
The compensation of British slave 4) The ISLAMIC STATE
owners for their slaves, after The Gospel According To
5) LIBYA
slavery was abolished, was the Marcus Garvey
largest bail-out in the history of the 6) IRAQ
British Empire. The slave got "Races and peoples are only
7) CHINA
nothing. Slavery was only safeguarded when they are strong
abolished when slave owners with 8) BELGUIM enough to protect themselves."
proof of property, agreed to being
9) NORTH KOREA NEVER BE DECEIVED
compensated for their slaves
10) SPAIN The Gospel According To
Caucasians think that if you don’t
love them, you are not human.
THE Lucy Parsons
Many of the lynching done by "Never be deceived that the rich
Europeans to Afrikans in the
United States were not lynchings at
GOSPEL will permit you to vote away their
wealth!"
all, but cooking's, a European style
barbecue. The Caucasians dressed
ACCORDING DON'T LOOK ANY
up and brought their blankets. They
had music. A Black person was
TO AFRIKANS FURTHER
cooked on the spot and little pieces The Gospel According To
were cut off, especially for the Thomas Sankara
white women. They were all
involved. The sexual organs were "I am asked, "Where is
considered a delicacy. imperialism?"Just look into your
plates; you see imported corn, rice
On record, Britain once had 46,000 or millet. This is imperialism. Let's
slave owners and over 800,000 not look any further."
slaves. English names were used to
label their slave property. NEGRO MOOD
Working on slave plantations, The Gospel According To
some Africans had a life
expectancy of only 7 years.
(OUR STORY) Lerone Bennett

This "GOSPEL" is not meant "You cannot deny people the basic
China has an unmanned, stealth
for you, if you are waiting for emotions of rage, resentment yes,
style fighter jet named DARK
hate. Only slaves or saints or
SWORD. A supersonic fighter somebody or something to masochists love their oppressors. If
drone. save you, besides yourself. If you humiliate a man, if you
you cannot find the spirit and degrade him, if you do this over
the strength to survive, live and over for hundreds of years, he
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will either hate you or hate himself. liberation and unification that You can't run around
This is a basic fact of humanity and African or Black culture will take
Being a married man
Negroes are human." shape and substance. Africa is one
continent, one people, and one And taking care of business very
3-PIECE SUIT nation.” well
The Gospel According To You've got to keep yourself
Dr. Amos Wilson together

"You can 3-piece suit it until the If you dig on what you got
cows come home...and you still 'Cause what you got can sho' nuff
will be seen as a nigga." mean a lot
SEXUAL ENERGY & If you ain't taking care of business
INTIMACY This you must expect
The Gospel According To Love gets slippery when it's wet
Dr. Sunyatta Amen THE FIRST TIME EVER I Y'ALL DON'T HEAR ME
“Women who are not sure how to SAW YOUR FACE
Jasmine Turner
transfer stressful energy into Roberta Flack
productive energy, embody it into "While we were being told to go to
places where they are suppose to be The first time ever I saw your face college, get a corporate job, dress
nurturing, life giving, healing and I thought the sun rose in your eyes like, walk like, talk like...White...
pleasure giving over and over the Vietnamese were opening nail
again. This stressful energy than And the moon and the stars were salons, The Koreans opened beauty
manifests itself physically into the gifts you gave supply stores. The Chinese opened
disease. restaurants. The Arabs opened gas
To the dark and the endless skies,
stations. The Jewish opened record
WHEN IT MATTERED my love
labels...made money strictly off of
MOST To the dark and the endless skies Black folks...and they dressed like,
walked like, talked
The Gospel According To THE BIGGEST MAN like...themselves.
Emperor Haile Selassie Tommy Hunt Sometimes, we play ourselves!"
"Throughout history, it has been Oh, Once upon a lovely time,
the inaction of those who could
NEVER SURRENDER
have acted; the indifference of A mountain was a hill to climb Tupac Shakur
those who should have known A river was a tiny stream
better; the silence of the voice of "Death is not the greatest loss in
justice when it mattered most; that Where I would sit beside and life. The greatest loss is what dies
has made it possible for evil to dream inside while still alive."
triumph." Oh the girl that I love so
THE BLACK It may be growing, growing,
REVOLUTION growing, growing, growing though
The Gospel According To Till I became the biggest man in
the world
Kwame Nkrumah
SLIPPERY WHEN WET
“The core of the Black Revolution
is in Africa, and until Africa is Commodore FAILURE DOESN'T
united under a socialist EXIST
government, the Black man Listen to me brothers
The Gospel According To
throughout the world lacks a Listen well
national home. It is around the Sadiki Bakari
African people's struggles for Brothers we got something to tell
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"Failure doesn't exist, only are attending prep schools for want to always say the term, but
stepping-stones to success. prison." ignore the word "RACE" They just
EMPOWER!" don't want to have to pick a team
GENDER CHANGE that they have to fight for.
WHITE PRIVILEGE The Gospel According To Black GrapeVine news- Why is it
The Gospel According To Kiarri Cheatwood that people who have been
Ta-Nehisi Coates "SAVED", have to keep putting
“If anyone on the planet thinks that money in somebody else's
“White privilege I think is a word just because you make a gender "SAVINGS" account?
that we have created to make white change within the Caucasian group,
people comfortable—while we talk that things are suddenly gonna be Moor Wigga news- For every
better, than you are mistaken. Black feminist saying that they are
about racism, and white supremacy,
There is no basis for thinking that. "God", White feminist are laughing
which is much more uncomfortable
If the white boy is a problem... who their asses off. Black feminist don't
for folks because it names things
the hell was his Momma?” seem to realize that White feminist
and it’s very, very direct.”
think that the White woman is
MOORISH EUNUCH GLORY AND DIGNITY "God". White feminist's goal, in the
system of White Supremacy is to
(Castrated African Slave) The Gospel According Io
make sure their reality stays on
The Gospel According To Patrice Lumumba solid ground, continues into the far
future and is never considered
Ankamar Fuller "History will one day have it's say, wishful thinking. Two queens
but it will not be the history that cannot occupy the same space at
"During the Trans-Saharan Slave Brussels, Paris, Washington, or the the same time. .
Trade millions of African men United Nations will teach, but that
were captured from Darfur, which they will teach in the Negroes always believed that
Abyssinia, Korodofan, Zanzibar countries emancipated from someday, they too would become
and other African nations then colonialism and its puppets...a Americans. Imagine that! Negroes
ultimately castrated in Arab history of glory and dignity." only become Americans when
controlled regions both in Arabian White people have a need for their
and Africa. Ironically their lack of
sexual function did not prevent CRACK HEAD labor, talents or an affinity for
hating their own kind. Working
them from obtaining privileges
such as working as Harem guards NEWS Negroes and Negresses have often
been compared to mercenaries.
and palace courtiers."
During slavery, slave holders
"These forced castrations which would have one slave defecate
made African boys into Eunuchs (shyt) in the face and mouth of
were done by Arabs know as the another slave as punishment, while
Chamba. Young boys, victims of other slaves watched helplessly.
raids and wars were subjected to The wicked slave masters used
the horrid monstrous inhumane cruel and unusual punishment to
process of castration without keep their human property fearful,
anesthesia which had a 60% terrorized and in order. The
mortality." sodomizing of men, women and
children was also a form or
PREP SCHOOLS FOR corporal punishment performed and
PRISON viewed but whomever the slave
The Gospel According To owner so desired.
THERE ARE DEMONS Lions, mostly nocturnal hunters,
Angela Davis
AMONGST US SHAWTY! are the most social of all cats.
"When children attend schools that
place a greater value on discipline EDITION The U.S. Civil War, could have
and security than on knowledge possibly been avoided, if the U.S.
The HUMAN RACE is a RACE government would have
and intellectual development, they stupid! Most knuckleheads seem to compensated slave holders for the
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lost of slaves as property, such as Wigga news- Colorless people will your financial wealth. No shyt
the British government did to its exploit "the law" to justify their Sherlock!
slave holders, when slavery was racism, desires for empire and
abolished. Slaves in either country LAND GRABS.
When male lions are not around,
were not compensated for anything lionesses and lion cubs are
when slavery was abolished. Married people that want to stay intimidated by hyenas. Male lions
married, don't put their business in won't hesitate to kill a hyena.
There are more than 45,000 the streets.
Chinese restaurants in the U.S. Military personal have been
Most were established and The average life expectancy of a committing suicide all doing the
motivated by racist laws, professional athlete is 54 years. Obama and Trump administrations.
xenophobia and white imperialism. When are those suicides going to
Did you know? - 95% of the end?
Ministers, both male and female, Negroes in the United States, after
are instructed to treat their flock reaching age 40, either still believe Back in da day it was "Orange Is
like sheep. there is a Santa Claus or that they the new Black". Then "Gay is the
are Santa Claus. Some even claim new Black". Remember "Black on
The world's largest predatory fish to be his servant or helper. Know Black Violence". In the midst of all
is the Great White shark. thyself and you won’t have to be this confusion, don't be surprised if
someone or something out of White men get minority grants or
The British created the West Indies somebody White’s imagination. reparations. Whatever!
as a title for a land mass. .
Everybody they saw there was Black leaders make a lot of
Black, except for invaders. mistakes. They are not perfect, but
who is that is living? If you think
Black GrapeVine news- Black and you are perfect...step up to the plate
White doing anything together, Shawty. Let's see how you handle
besides working together for criticism and defamation of
somebody else, is a new paradigm character Yo. Hopefully you can
that Black people will never grow afford some body guards or a good
accustomed to. Black people may place to hide, with all the mistakes
become tolerant of such, but never you would make. There is a big
accept these relations as a social difference between Black
norm.
Hey Yo, you've got talent! So my
crew will give you room, board and leadership and negro leadership.
Indentured servants were never provide entertainment for a little Black leadership makes honest
considered property. something something. Just get your mistakes.
parents to sign here. In return, my
European homosexuals have an Is there any such thing as "paying
old boy and old gal crew will
affinity for dogs and other animals, your debt to society" in the
divide up millions and millions of
but could care less about the human Americas?
green paper for using your talent
family. and likeness. If you work hard, Slavery in the U.S. was based on
Slavery was a capital investment, we'll make sure you get a white torture, terror and suffering for
which required a profit, which piece of paper when you are done. those enslaved and profit for the
enriched descendants for slave holders and embedded into
Wigga news- For the whatever society these slavers lived
generations. overwhelming majority of
in.
What group do you belong to that Caucasians, imagination, fairy tales
Color-less beings cannot be and fabricated, political falsehoods The criminal justice system does
members of? How about the human are a strange reality. A.K.A. not access your risk to your
race Yo? theories! community when in a cash bail
system.
Do you stare at TV for hours and No Shyt Sherlock news- In the
hours and hours Yo? That's not current criminal justice system, the Hollyweird is producing more and
healing, but more like dying a slow difference between sitting in jail or more movies showing White girls
death Shawty. You better get a life not is based on how much money licensed for brutality and killing.
or you will surely lose your soul you have. The current system is not They want White girls to be able to
Yo. blind to who you are in terms of bust a cap in an ass, but they don’t
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want Black women assimilated to of entertainment and gambling. In Black GrapeVine news- The
that. exchange for their talents, these Original people of Australia are
colleges and universities offer Black and have been forced to live
At 200 miles per hour, the falcon is Black youth room and board and a on Reservations. Now, the racist
the fastest animal on planet earth. chance to get a white piece of paper government of Australia wants to
Moor Wigga news- White Liberals in a racist society. Sounds like a turn these Reservations into a series
and White Conservatives can attend new form of slavery to me Yo! of Uranium mines and nuclear
the same Christian churches and waste dumps. The Black people
We have a dream that one day would be cheap labor for the mines
perhaps the same Jewish Black adults, both males and
synagogues. and their children would be born
females, will someday reserve the
and housed in the nuclear waste.
Can one love a person that is trying right to defend themselves from
The White man is a BYTCH!
to keep one in their place? A place people that are terrorizing and
that society says one is supposed to oppressing them. We have a dream! Every Black person is not your
be in? friend or enemy Shawty.
FEMA states that every Relationships have to be built in
Jaguars are the only big cats we American should have at least 72
order for us to unite on any type of
know of, that will prey on a small hours of non-perishable food and
common ground outside of church,
crocodile, kill it and eat it. water on hand in case of a natural
school and other people's political
disaster
Moor Wigga news- Colorless parties.
people had no problem turning If one has a strong enough Humans may hurt and even kill
human into property. Economic telescope, shouldn't one be able to
each other, but human do not place
values were placed on slaves. still see the U.S. flag on the moon?
each other in dungeons, steel cages
The biggest criticizers of women A slave belongs to his or her and shackles. Read King James'
are usually other women. master for the rest of their life. other book on Demonology.

The 13th Amendment allows


The cheetah is the fastest animal on
land. people to be put into forced labor BLACK
as a form of punishment for being
Married men and women, for the
most part, don't dress like un-
convicted of a "crime". These slave
inmates can then be used to build
FACTS
married males and females. walls, roads, put our fires and
whatever a State allows or desires.
Sounds like a new form of slavery
to me Yo!
Racism was built out of hatred and
self-interest!
China and Russia combined
couldn't win a war, without nuclear Sometimes we have to take
weapons, against the military might the good with the bad, but
of the United States. The resulting
loss of life would be devastating to
all knowledge is rooted in
all parties involved. reality. The following
information doesn’t even
What we have here is a The only time that White women
call Black women their sisters is
get out to ½ of 1% of our
NEW FORM OF SLAVERY? when they need some volunteer people!
Capitalistic colleges and workers for whatever agenda they Black women set the tone for the
universities need Black youth from have in mind or some white get Afrikan environment.
oppressed communities to make rich quick scheme. Don't get it
billions of dollars for themselves twisted. Slaves records in European
and a host of thousands of white strongholds like the U.S., France
An African crocodile can survive and Britain, only show the names
people, within the latest version of
without food and fresh water for up that were imposed, assigned and
the good old boy and girl networks
to a year.
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"given to" Black African captives Afrikans had the largest place of There was no prostitution in Afrika
that were turned into slaves. worship on Earth, the temple of before the coming of the White
Karnak. man and his religious philosophy
Jenne Jeno is the oldest known city
in sub-Saharan Africa. Black people were banned from . All African people come from the
serving as soldiers in the womb. None ever came from a rib.
Barbados was the world's first Confederate army, because they
slave society. Established, built and were banned from taking up arms. Black people show their
sustained completely for the They served only as camp continental unity by wearing
enslavement of Africans. followers who were only permitted earrings, necklaces and ornaments
to clean and cook. of the Motherland continent. We
The Zulu have a military system are the only group on the planet
and a military history Color-less beings intentionally that shows such continental unity
Not all Black people came to made slaves out of Africans! without fear of retribution.
America by way of Europeans. Mexico has 1.38 Million Afro- Black on Black violence went off
Black people have always been Mexican people. the charts when Blacks couldn’t
world travelers, but never
stop White on Black violence.
colonizers. Black people were on Europeans came to the Americas in
every continent, before Color-less search of a better life. Africans Our ancestors live as long as we
beings came out of the caves. arrived in the Americas in chains to have a Black racial consciousness.
make a better life for others. They are our main strength because
There are significant African they are our connection to the
communities in London, Paris, Not one Afrikan agreed to be a Creator.
Madrid, Rome & Berlin. All slave. Afrikans were brought to the
located in Europe as part of the Americas & Europe by capture, In the United States, Black children
Afrikan Diaspora. force of arms and illegal transport are not being taught correct history
out of our domiciles of origin into a so that their potential will be
The Dutch, Scotland and the U.K. forced jurisdiction as slaves, as forever shattered and destroyed. If
built up slavery and the slave trade property. our children’s history &
in Guyana, even after the Trans-
consciousness is manipulated, they
Atlantic slave trade had been Blacks are the only ones who can will never challenge how they are
outlawed. get at the monster’s heart without
being controlled.
subjecting the world to nuclear fire.
The overwhelming majority of
Black people in America are The close to 3 million Black The overwhelming majority of
nowhere close to success or making Peruvians in Peru, make up about Black men do not want White
it in post-Civil Rights America. 10% of the population. In 2010, women no matter what you see on
Peru became the first country in the television.
Some ancient Egyptians actually region to apologize to its African-
did have tattoos. The overwhelming majority of
descended population for centuries Black women do not want White
There are no kidney dialysis of abuse, exclusion and men not matter what you see on
machines in Afrika. They are not discrimination. television.
needed.
Black people in the Americas are Black people are walking units of
Brazil is the country with the met with indifference and electro-magnetic consciousness that
largest African descendant resentment when they try to deal need energy from plant based
population in the Americas and, with or discuss the horrors of the foods.
after Nigeria, in the world. enslavement, lynching, segregation,
degradation, deprivation and Afrikans are the only people that
Brazil has one of the largest land outright murder of innocent men, come from the land and have lived
ownership divides in the world. An women and children. on that land for millions of years.
estimated 50 percent of private land All other groups are not the original
is owned by 1 percent of the All U.S. ships that brought slaves occupants of where they are. They
population. through the "Triangle Trade" came from someplace else to get
originated in the North. where they are, but Afrikans are
There has never been a place in
only from Afrika.
Afrika where one can go and not
find God. In the ancient world,
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ryde or die or vote or die or
The whatever. But the full time
consumers must experience
“OBAMANATOR” what hitting the bottom is like or
what getting to the peak is like
On this ride you had best “Protect for themselves. Dr. Bo Bo wants
Yourself At All Times”. This ride you on this ride. Do you have
is the WHITE MOTHER of all another choice? There is no
rides. This ride will be the biggest crying in Fun World.
thrill ride yet, with more ups,
downs, turns, curbs, burns, Warning: When this ride is over,
collisions, mishaps, bumps, lumps, and it will end…you had best be
lynching, shoot-outs, high speeds able to stop the fantasizing,
and plenty of sudden stops. You're become an adult and fend for
gonna get exactly what you asked self. Protect Ya Neck!
for. King’s Dominion and Disney This message has been
World haven’t got anything
comparable to the provided by the Time for
OBAMANATOR. What Change Coalition!

All tickets must be purchased American


THESE RIDES WILL BE OPEN from the Twilight Zone Ticket
UNTIL BLACK HISTORY Booth, with Hail to the Chief
MONTH ENDS! blaring on the loudspeakers. All WANNA BEE
SO HURRY! registered Democrats, Oprah
freaks and half-white people get
DREAMS
FUNNY GO a colored stamp for “1” free ride,
but they must give up their By MACK The Knife

‘ROUND
GETO PASS! On boarding this
ride, everybody gets to knock You have this dream about being
down any old White women or stuck-up. Somebody feels you got
(THE GENDER BLENDER) any old White men that try to get enough material possessions to go
in your way. All boys, girls and around.
On this ride everybody gets to mix whatever’s must be strapped
and match their clothes. The boys You like to watch John Wayne on
tightly into their lock-down, TV and one day you realize you
wear girls’ clothes and the girls, marshal law seats. FDA
they wear boys’ clothes. Everybody and your family are the Indians.
approved prescription
jumps on the ride, gets strapped in medications are allowed. As the You get pulled over by a cop; not
and the gay fun starts. You are so ride starts, it’s OK to close them for driving irregular, but for the
tossed and turned, whipped and eyes, because you are trippin’ & way you look.
dipped that you haven’t a clue what entering into the Black Hole of
gender you are anymore. If you got Your spouse puts material
Space & Time. When entering
yourself straight, you don’t get on possessions above you and the
the Black Hole, watch out for
this ride, but if you feelin’ freaky, children.
that slow motion in the ocean,
you ride this joint to death. the White man will still be in Your priest, minister or holy
Vendors with cameras and video charge. (Fun World is not liable person, of a large conjugation, is
cams are standing by to catch all if you can’t handle dat Na Na paying too much awkward attention
the action. (Seems like Weird-O’s Whip) You stay in the Black to your child.
always wanna be caught on tape.) Hole for what seems like 4 long
The good thing about this ride is On your sabbatical to the
years, until the water on the
that now everybody knows whose convenience store, you notice the
Levee breaks again and then
funny! When you come into the lottery line extends out of the front
you enter into the Land of NOD!
amusement part, this is always the door.
longest line. It’s nothing to see long Now Dr. Bo Bo knows that it’s
Your doors have to be locked and
lines of funny & gay people, not good business to give up too
barricaded and your whole family
waiting to get TOSSED UP! much information about a ride,
has to remember your Mama’s
because some of dem fools is
10 The Nubian Times
address & birth date as a security new supervisor’s mother, but you vacation-time you get and the boss
code. can’t find their qualifications of the boss decides if you qualify to
anywhere on the computer system. have sick-time. “You fired” means
You have this fear about being
they monitor your whip appeal time
locked-up and a group of your You move into what you think is a
too. OOPS! They control your
peers are waiting for you in the nice neighborhood and all of a
“Let’s Chill” time too Boo.
shower. sudden all these “for sale” signs go
up. Caucasians control your time in
There are wars and rumors of wars. the game, your time in the saddle or
You can’t find a job and the You the first Negro on your job and whether you spend your time riding
recruiter gives you that big dollar you can’t figure out where that the pine, because they control
sign smile when you walk in the pungent dog smell is coming from. SHOWTIME. They control how
door. much playtime y’all playas get and
You reach an age where you’d like
Your child wants a pair of casual to have a husband and a family and they also control the pout time of
shoes that cost you two weeks pay every place you go is loaded up the playa haters. They also control
plus taxes. with females. your Goddamn time, because they
control your Jesus and your Allah
You find a 9-millimeter under your time. You dig…time is running out
daughter’s mattress. Yo. Caucasians control yo time as a
You get a note from school saying gangster and the time they be real
your son is being transferred to gangster on yo azz Boo. Who you?
“special education”. It’s time for a change. You need to
get some time for Yo SELF.
You get a drink of water and you
get diarrhea and the swine flu. Crackers down wit the jail time,
You are under 20 and your mother just like it was yo time to cry or
WHERE IS THIS? FOR time for yo to get bail or a time to
keeps trying to wear your clothes
and she is 5 sizes bigger than you. THOSE WHO LIKE TO give up and out to die. No time for
RESEARCH! jokin’. The whole world thinks u a
You get a call from Jerry Springer clown on lock-down.
about your homosexual parents, of
which you have no clue and they WHAT TIME Well, now is the time to reflect on
want you to come on the show too. yo lifetime and not spend so much

A bill collector gets your neighbor


IS IT YO? time messin’ around. It is reality
time. You do not have much time
to knock on your door. re-submitted by Divine1on1 left to be phony. There is no time
Your home-boys down on the like the present for Black time,
corner keep the minister, the
deacons and teachers supplied.
T he plantation is when and
except if you are too high and ego
trippin!
where Caucasians monitor your Do you have the time to give some
You shoot a burglar trying to arrival, your phone time, your
invade your home and you get time to your people or will you let
break time, your bathroom time, time pass you buy with life on the
brought up on charges. your sit-down time, your stand-up plantation? Does the nation you
People keep talking about your time, your how much space you belong to have an army? Make it
freedoms and you can’t find a way occupy time, your talk time, your nation time on your mind. Times
to get paid. over time and your departure time.
Out! Stay alert, strong &
You a Black man and everywhere Caucasians control your eat time, conscious.
you go White girlz keep checking where you eat and maybe what you
out your pants.
You a Black woman and
eat. They also monitor whether you
make enough money to eat, drink The NEGRO
or be merry. They monitor your
everywhere you go, White men
keep trying to give you minimum
grooming time, you better appear &
dress like this time, your snitch ART OF WAR
wage. time and your bitch time. They
even monitor your time-out. The
(YOUR AZZ IS GRASS
You been on the job over 10 years HOPPER)
and you are old enough to be your boss-master decides how much
11 The Nubian Times
Submitted by Magick1010 and white pedophile movements. IF YOU CAN’T BEAT ‘EM, JOIN
They too want to have a foot to ‘EM
Excerpts taken from his up and
your neck. He, she or it will also
coming book of the same title. JOIN THE NAACP
take care and provide for you if you
Lesson 1) The Negro is to be are obedient and acceptable of he, LOVE EVERYBODY
governed only by a member of the she or it’s ways. Blessed is the
punk that stays on his knees, only MARRY OUTSIDE YOUR RACE
so-called white race, with no
deliberation as to morals, self or when postulating will the faggots THINK RACISM DOESN’T
family. Should you see a color-less have mercy on your weak azz. EXIST ANYMORE
man or woman coming, pretend to
Lesson 8) Always remember that JOIN THE RAINBOW
scratch where you don’t itch. Never
you will always be a Negro as long COALITION
look your superior in the eye.
as you let punk-azz white boyz out
do you in any aspect of life. VOTE FOR THE LESSER OF “2”
Lesson 2) If you find yourself EVILS
surrounded by a bunch of white Lesson 9) Make sure that others
devils, either become a bytch real like you are broken without JOIN THE URBAN LEAGUE
fast or prepare to meet your maker. resistance or minimal resistance. ALWAYS QUOTING AND
A Buffalo soldier that knows he is You will be rewarded with MAKING REFERENCES TO
a bytch should not act as if he or leftovers and a pat on the head. WHITE PEOPLE
she is more than a bitch.
Lesson 10) Always remain on the GIVE UP YOU GUNS
Lesson 3) When the enemy kicks defensive. Never be assertive or
in your door, give up the Booty aggressive. Someone might think DYE YOUR HAIR BLOND
without a fight. The enemy will you are more than a whipped beast. DEDICATING YOURSELF TO A
assume you will have submitted to Maybe even a feeling human being. “PARTY” AND NOT YOUR
their will and leave you alone,
PEOPLE
perhaps dropping their guard for ASSIMULATIONIST
awhile. MOVE TO THE SUBURBS
Lesson 4) Don’t look your children
in the face when explaining your
DIRECTIONS ONLY GO TO COLLEGE SO
YOU CAN GET A GOOD JOB
relationship with your oppressor. ON A PLANTATION
Your children won’t really know
LEARN TO SLEEP WITH YOU
what you are talking about and you
BUTT IN THE AIR
will have succeeded in keeping
them ignorant and dumb. Always LEARN TO ADAPT OTHERS
talk about some obscure education, FOODS, RELIGIONS AND
as if you really want them to be SEXUAL ACTS
intelligent.
LEARN TO STAY IN YOUR
Lesson 5) You must learn how to PLACE!
dance, sing, rap, strip-tease, or
START TO USE SKIN
scratch where you don’t itch when
LIGHTENERS
you are confronted by a superior
being. A skillful Negro, Buffalo ACCEPT A WHITE LORD AND
soldier must learn to be humble to SAVIOR
stop from getting their feelings Divine1on1
hurt. THE BUY “3” GET ONE FREE
(IN BLACK & WHITE) DVD SALE IS STILL ON.
Lesson 6) A punk-azz GET PLASTIC SURGERY
compromiser should stay in politics WE DO REALIZE THAT
and hide when it comes to real CROSSING EVERY “t” AND BLACK FOLKS BUY WHAT
warfare. This is called being the DOTTING EVERY “i” THEY WANT AND BEG FOR
conquered foe to achieve rations WHAT THEY NEED.
FORGET YOU ARE BLACK
and table scraps from your master.
Lesson 7) Be sensitive to all white
male faggot, white female faggot
THINK "GAIETY" IS A
LIFESTYLE
SEE YA!

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