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Distributed freely in April 2019 Edition no 509
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Editors: Stephen Norman, Helen Swan and Jacky Taylor
Website: www.thefarleighs.co.uk Email: editor@thefarleighs.co.uk In this Lifeline

Around the village in March we had a birth and a marriage Pastoral newsletter…. 2
Parish Council Report 3
Village in Bloom 4
Welcome to the newest member of our Guardians of the Church
village – look, he’s waving at us ! Yard …… 5
Farleigh Feathers … 6
Isaac Thomas Michael, was born in Kings College View from the 7
Hospital, Denmark Hill, to Alex of Elmscroft Cottages on scoreboard.
Tuesday 12th March at 05.44am. This lucky boy will be Organisations ……. 7
living in an all-girl household with his mum, Nanna Billie Events…………………. 8
and Auntie Emilie.
Do visit our website for
Billie has lived in the village all her life so Isaac will be articles, events and
the 4th generation of the family. much more.

We look forward to seeing them around the village Have you seen the
wonderful video on our
very soon.
website by Ed Boyd
entitled Quarry Wood - a
Congratulations brief moment in time?
George Baines of Charlton Lane, married Alex www.thefarleighs.co.uk
Nelson of Houston, Texas in Dallas on 23rd March.
They met whilst George was working in the USA for Please contact the
Hawk-Eye, the sports technology company. Over 40 editors if you would like
family and friends from the UK made the trip to an article in Lifeline or on
celebrate their amazing wedding, including Richard the Website – Email
Ward, whose best man’s speech will not quickly be editor@thefarleighs.co.uk
forgotten!
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George and Alex begin their new lives together,
setting up their new home in Atlanta, Georgia.

And now…step back in time to a Victorian evening at Smiths Hall.

Songs you know and can sing along to, and other party pieces
from the Farleighs’ Choir. It all happens on Saturday 13th April
from 7.30 pm.

Tickets (£15) include a delicious Victorian Buffet supper. A donations Bar will
be available.

There are just a few tickets left! Call Helen 01622 814445 or email
helenappledore@gmail.com

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Pastoral Newsletter
On 1st April, many of you may be planning to be mischievous and play pranks on
your friends and family.

There is surprisingly little known about the origins of April Fools' Day. Some have
argued that a story told by early English poet Geoffrey Chaucer in the 14th century -
where a fox plays a prank on a rooster (who is almost eaten because of it) - is the first
reference to pranks taking place on the first of April. The poet doesn't actually
directly refer to April 1st though. In the poem, he says 32 days "syn March began",
which people have said is "32 days since March began" which would be April 1st.

Some believe the tradition started because of events in the calendar. Renewal festivals date back to Roman
times. These were a celebration at the start of a new year or season, when things went a bit topsy-turvy.
Servants could control masters or children could control their parents. There is another calendar theory that
when people started celebrating New Year at the beginning of January, instead of the end of March, those
who continued to celebrate it at the end of March, rather than on 1st January like we do today, were
considered to be fools and had jokes played on them.

In some parts of Europe, an April Fools' prank is to stick a fish to someone's back. It is actually known as April
Fish Day in some areas of Europe. So it appears we don't actually know for sure where April Fools' Day
officially started. But one thing's for sure - people have been playing jokes on April 1st for a very long time. It
all seems as a bit unsophisticated for the modern generation.

You couldn’t say that, though, about probably the most famous April Fool’s effort of all time. In the 1960’s BBC
TV broadcast a feature on the spaghetti farms of Italy. Italian farmers explained their work and the progress of
the spaghetti plants was carefully filmed, from planting to reaping. And all in the BBC’s most serious
documentary manner.

St. Paul writes in his letter to the Corinthian church that we are to be “fools for Christ”. Worldly wisdom is turned
upside down by the message of the gospel, and he writes "for the wisdom of this world is foolishness in God's
sight” and “the message of the cross is foolishness to those who are perishing, but to us who are being saved
it is the power of God."

So this April, maybe we could ponder the foolishness of the message of the cross – life offered to all through
the death of one.

Many Blessings and Happy Easter.

Peter Callway
Rector

Services at All Saints

Sunday 7th April 8.00 am Holy Communion (Traditional)
Sunday 14th April 9.30 am Morning Prayer
Sunday 21st April 11.00 am Easter Sunday (Holy Communion)
Sunday 28th April 9.30 am Morning Prayer

Our Ministry Team

Rev Peter Callway, Rector: 01622 747570 Call for Baptisms, Weddings & Funerals, not Fridays
Rev David Jones, Hon. Associate Rector 01622 741474. Not Fridays
Rev Eileen Doyle, Associate Rector 01622 204241. Not Mondays and Tuesdays
Becky Parnham, Children and Families Worker 07949 646885

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Parish Council Report

There was a discussion before the meeting with Tim Knowles, who as part of the Village in Bloom Team, has
offered to maintain the benches around the village. The Parish Council were not happy with the colour of the
bench opposite Smiths Hall and put it to Tim that it would be better to use a natural coloured wood
preservative on them. Tim is also making some more planters for around the village.

Unfortunately, it was reported that the Cricket Pavilion were broken into, although nothing seems to have been
stolen. No other crimes had been reported.

As there were still problems when turning right at the bottom of Charlton Lane into Lower Road, painting
double yellow lines is to be investigated, as nothing else has worked to prevent cars obscuring the sightlines.

Kent Highways have removed tree roots and silt from the culvert that carries the river Ewell under Smiths Hill. It
did not flood after the last heavy rainfall, so it is hoped that all is well for a while.

Kettle Lane has a lot of deep holes which form puddles the full width of the lane in very wet weather, it is
hoped that they can be filled in. However, it is not the intention of putting down a proper surface, as it is not
suitable for traffic.

East Farleigh is installing some traffic calming and there may be a disruption to traffic while this is done - be
careful!

The problem of congestion on the bridges was aired again and a one-way system has been deemed not
viable.

A pre-planning application meeting has been booked with MBC, to discuss the addition of a Parish room to the
football hut. If they are happy, we will need to also review leases etc.

The play equipment has been professionally examined and deemed in good shape. However the frame of the
swings need a closer investigation and repainting, as rust is appearing at the joints.

Lambing Day was a great success, many of the villagers attended despite the cold and hail. Final profit not
available to date, but in excess of £1,000, which will go to enhance the village.

The Kent Crime Commissioner has offered to come to a Coffee Morning, to talk to villagers. Date to be
arranged.

Donations were made to Evergreens-£750. Churchyard £350.

The churchyard is a public burial ground. You do not have to be a churchgoer or even a Christian to be buried
there. If you have a proven connection with the village, you can be buried there. We are fortunate that there
is still space in our churchyard, unlike many, when a burial ground has to found away from the church e.g.
Wateringbury.

Lambing Day at Smiths Hill Farm

There was a great turn out for Lambing Day on 17th

March. Children were thrilled to be able to pet new born
lambs, Parish Councillors were everywhere, obviously
Geoff and his family looking after the sheep and their
babies, woodturning by Mick, cakes by Jill and Larry’s
hot dogs were a great success.

We are lucky to have such a hands-on parish council in

West Farleigh and to see them all gathered together for
this annual event, which raised over £1,000 for the
Village.

Well done EWE lot !

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Spring is Blooming in West Farleigh
During the past month the WF in Bloom team have been busy on the triangle at the top of Teston Lane. Our
aim is to promote this as a welcoming view of the village and an actively managed wildlife area - whilst
ensuring that visibility remains clear for all traffic on the roads.

The team tidied up brambles and planted new bulbs and colourful plants – many divided from our own
gardens, then all enjoyed a well-earned cuppa and tasty snack.

In addition to the ‘Bug Hutch’ there are also 5 new bird boxes that
our Farleigh Feathers feature writer Ray has built. He plans to give
us all updates on their prospective inhabitants in his monthly
column here in Lifeline and on www.thefarleighs.co.uk

Thank-you to everyone who answered our call for pallets on the

Farleigh’s Facebook page. They are perfect for making Bird Boxes
and another 2 have been strapped to trees in the Churchyard.

Proud owners of the Big Bug Hutch

We plan to have a sale of more new bird boxes at the Plant

Fair being held at the church on Sunday 12th May, 11am –
4pm, these would make great gifts or worthwhile additions to
any garden.

The Bloom team will also be making cream teas and would
love to see as many people as possible come along. They will
also be able to appreciate the hard work that is going into
the Churchyard as that too is being entered into a separate
category of South and South East in Bloom this year as well. Simon and Gabby make it look easy

Our next meeting is 7:30pm Thursday 28th March at Dandelion Time, Charlton Lane.

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Jon Fenlon is on holiday, so there is no ‘From the Garden’ this month. Stephen Norman provided us
with the following article (see colour version on Garden page in www.thefarleighs.co.uk).

Guardians of the Churchyard

Keeping a churchyard tidy is hard work. Think of the uneven ground, the gravestones and the trees. And
there are lots of corners. So next time you are passing, stop by All Saints churchyard and admire the work of
Martyn Jones and his assistants. The Village in Bloom committee was so impressed, they decided to have a
go at the special “Churchyard of the Year” award this year.

I talked to Martyn as we walked around the other day. Martyn’s

roots here go back a long way – his parents moved to West
Farleigh from Snodland when he was 11, and he lived in Chequers
Cottage (as it then was), next door to the Tickled Trout. He
remembers as a boy sitting on John Day’s combine harvester,
shooting at rabbits, pigeons and crows as the wheat was
harvested.

As a lad, he started work at Tesco in Tovil, and then joined an

engineering company down in Paddock Wood, machining brake
disks and camshafts. The auto industry is an uncertain employer
(as we see today!). 15 years later, having survived 9 rounds of
cutbacks, he decided to jump ship.

He used his redundancy money to get the qualifications he

needed to work outdoors, doing landscaping, tree work and
gardening. Starting the business was hard.

He went door to door, dropping leaflets. His first customer was Pip
Wakefield on Lower Road (and she is still a customer today!) But
Martyn Jones: teenage years in W. Farleigh
he persisted, and he got work all round Maidstone. In 2016, MJ
Garden and Property Care won the tender to look after All Saints churchyard. Since he took over, the grass
has been cut, there are no brambles and nettles and
the yew bushes look as tidy as guardsmen on parade.

With Village in Bloom in mind, work has accelerated.

Donating several days of labour, Martyn and his crew
have cleared the spaces under the trees, planted
meadow flowers by the gate, and removed piles of old
tiles and debris. Even the old bonfire site has been
planted with wild flowers. The work has exposed graves
and memorials that haven’t been seen for a
generation (see picture right )

Landscape gardening is not Martyn’s only passion. He

is a historian, and fascinated by the marks that the
Romans left on our landscape (quarries for example).
Recently he bought a metal detector and has been
prospecting along the river banks. The very first object
he found was a mediaeval purse bar.

We owe MJ and his wife Teresa, (who is an enthusiastic supporter of all these initiatives), a big thank you for
their efforts and feel confident that the Village in Bloom judges will be just as impressed.

Come and see the churchyard for yourself at the annual plant sale on Sunday, 12th May 2019, 11am to 5pm.
This year, it’s a joint venture with the PCC and Village in Bloom. You can enjoy Kentish Cream Tea and buy a
wide variety bedding plants and more exotic things for your garden. And bird boxes (which can be
personalised to give as presents)!

The full article and photos can be seen on our website thefarleighs.co.uk

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Farleigh Feathers by Ray Morris
Spot the Difference

If you feed the birds in your garden you may notice that the starlings busily
barging other birds out of the way at the feeders are looking smarter than
usual. This is because they are now in their breeding plumage and probably
building a nest in your eaves, or a hole in a nearby tree.

Although you may think they all look the same, take a closer look. As well as
the beautiful iridescent sheen in their feathers, the spots look a little clearer
than usual – and the subtle difference in size and shape of these is one way of
telling males from females. But you need to have the bird in your hand to see
it! An easier way is to look at the area around the base of their bill. Nature has very conveniently colour-
coded their gender: males are now pale blue, and females pale pink. By the end of the month their
eggs will have hatched and the queue-jumping at your feeders will increase as they struggle to find
sufficient food to fill the four gaping mouths waiting for them back at the nest. Your feeders, however,
are only their convenient neighbourhood fast-food outlet. If the adults can find them, leatherjackets
(the larvae of daddy-longlegs) extracted from untreated lawns and rough grass are preferred.

Although starlings are a species many people love to hate, Mozart kept one as a pet, and I’ll write more
about him – and starlings in general – in my April Farleigh Feathers blog. http://www.thefarleighs.co.uk/
I’ll include some photos too to help you ‘spot the difference’.

Observant visitors to All Saints church will also spot the difference in the holly tree on the right as you
approach the church door – there is now a nest box on the trunk,
just above head height. A second box has been added to the
cedar tree beyond the chancel. The churchyard already has
myriad niches in which small birds can nest in its many magnificent
old trees, but there may be a pair that prefers new-build!

There is certainly a variety of species there – it was good to note

the greenfinches, a species that has seen its population tumble in
recent years due to a parasite that makes their throat swell and
stops them from eating. Goldfinches were there a-plenty, along
with mistle thrush and nuthatch – the former already in full song
and possibly sitting on eggs in a nest hidden in a tree canopy. An
old country name for them is ‘storm-cock’ because of their habit of
singing into the teeth of gale from a tree top – just what one was
doing on a blustery mid-March morning when I was there!

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View from the Scoreboard by Terry Baines
FOOTBALL Not many games played last month from all our teams. Just as well as there
hasn’t been one victory in all of them! Our 1st XI kicked off with a defeat against
Southborough 3-1, another loss to Rusthall 4-0, and to round off a disappointing month a 2-1
defeat to Ashford.

Unfortunately, our 2nd XI hardly fared better. We started with a creditable defeat 2-1 in the
cup against Halls Utd who were two divisions higher. However we were bought down to earth the following
week when we lost 6-1 to Roselands. Happily in our final fixture we got a result albeit a draw over St Lawrence
1-1. Meanwhile our Vets haven’t done any better losing their two games against Chislehurst 9-1 and Charter
Standard 3-0.

Over all to sum up last months results, “we have had better”!

CRICKET Obviously no games yet although our first match will be played at the end of April, so not long to go.
Nets are in full swing, anyone interested in joining please get in contact.

NETBALL There is a feeling in the club of possibly making up a netball team. If it goes ahead we are looking to
put a team in the winter league which starts in September. If there are any budding players out there please
contact Sharona on email at SharonaHibberd@hotmail.com But just to say, all standards are welcome, the
aim of the team is to enjoy the game and have fun.
.
Our lucky TON UP WINNERS last month 114 Bee Habibi £30 – 57 Gary Reid £20 – 89 Terry Baines £10 (no fix!)

Yours in sport, Tel

Our monthly report for March.

The meeting was opened as usual with Jerusalem and then followed with information for
members regarding future events and federation news. Then the clever craft ladies set
up different tables to teach members to make unusual crafts. All members were eager
to try these crafts, and it was so enjoyable that before we knew it we had ran out of time.
We will ask the craft ladies if we can arrange another day. The next meeting is with Blooming Green who
are a local nursery which was started by two young ladies, and they have turned it into a great success.
They grow their own flowers for their customers so that when they visit they can pick and choose what they
require from the many flowers on offer. We are looking forward to their visit. We are always open to visitors
who would like to see what we do and would make you very welcome. We have a Barn Dance on the 6th
April with a live band and tickets are only £8. Please ring Pam Lindon 01622 726337 if you want to buy a
ticket. Our hall is for hire and if you would like a visit then please contact me.

Evergreens
We had Spaghetti Bolognese for lunch followed by a lady from Barking Mad, who
told us about the company she works for. It is a scheme where you dog is looked
after in a domestic situation, while you are on holiday. Many dogs don’t do well in
kennels. Anyone can volunteer to be a dog carer, you can just do a few weeks a
year or more, you choose. We had a DIY afternoon, when members brought along
things that had a story or reminded them of something they had done. It was a
fascinating and lively afternoon. Souvenirs from a trip to Peru, a small sporran that a certain small boy
used to show to Edinburgh ladies, who would put money in it, musical boxes from trips abroad and
many more things. It was a great afternoon, we also celebrated a member’s birthday 80, with cake
and giant candle. The Evergreens will be meeting in the WI Hall Forge Lane East Farleigh on 9th April of
afternoon tea and some reminiscing, at 2.30 and on 23rd April we will be meeting at 12.30 for a light
lunch and musical entertainment by Pete and Co. They play music we will all know.
Do come and join us, if you need more information or a lift, contact Helen 814445 or Terry 814561.

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Village Events

Saturday 6th April from 19.30 WI Barn Dance Everyone is welcome to come along to the WI Hall East
Farleigh. If you don't want to dance, come along and listen to the music.
Tickets £8 from Pam Lindon 726337 to include refreshments, bring your
own drink
Saturday 13th April from 19.30 Victorian Evening with The Farleighs’ Choir The Farleighs Choir will be
singing songs that you know and can sing along to. Some of the choir will
performing party pieces. A Victorian style buffet will be served in the
interval, with a Donations Bar. To be held in the Grand Entrance Hall of
Smiths Hall, courtesy of Stephen Norman. Tickets £15 from Helen 814445
or helenappledore@gmail.com
Sunday 14th April 12 noon from 12 noon CAR RALLY \TREASURE HUNT
onwards Sarah Hunter is organising a Car Treasure Hunt. Starting point Football Hut
Car Park, Charlton Lane West Farleigh ME15 0NY. Tickets £20 per car
(Max 4 people in a car) You will need to take drinks and nibbles to keep
you going.

Sunday 12th May 11 am to Plants Sale and Teas in the Church

4pm West Farleigh Church will be holding its annual Plant sale in the grounds
of the church. Many of the plants are locally grown and fantastic value.
West Farleigh in Bloom will be serving tea and cake in the church.

Saturday 11th May 19.30 pm to Quiz Night

There will be Quiz night at the WI Hall Forge Lane East Farleigh ME15 0HG
Start time 7.30. Tickets from Pam Lindon £5 per person teams of 6-8. Bring
your own drinks and nibbles

West Farleigh litter pick: Sunday 7 April 2019

If you plan to join us, please congregate on the Green by the “Good Intent”, at 9:00 a.m. on the day, when
we’ll make up our teams.

Just an hour’s litter picking will be rewarded with hot coffee and a bacon buttie! Please phone
Tel on 815267 or Brian on 812341 (brianc@hotmail.com) or just turn up on the day. We hope you can make it
and look forward to seeing you!.

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