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A Visit to Zoo
1) “Zoo animals are ambassadors for their cousins in the wild.”(Jack Hanna)
2) “People go to the zoo and like the lion because it's scary. And the bear because it's intense,
but the monkey makes people laugh.”(Lorne Michaels)
3) “Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings”.(Evan Esar)
4) “My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo.”(Billy Connolly)
5) “I go to movies, go out with friends, and go to car shows. I have a zoo.”(Axl Rose)
8) “I love acting, but it's much more fun taking the kids to the zoo.” (Nicole Kidman)
A Village
1) “If a person thinks that one cent coin is of too little value, he cannot succeed in life.”
(Swarnakanthi Rajapakse)
2) “If their horoscopes are not compatible, this marriage is out of the question.” (Swarnakanthi
Rajapakse)
3) “Killing life in whatever way, will drag you along the hell's way.” (Swarnakanthi Rajapakse)
4) “The villagers considered it lucky to make the New Year's first money transaction with her
because she was a prosperous person.” (Swarnakanthi Rajapakse)
5) “I am somewhere in the middle of a village with all the modern amenities. There's something
missing. Life? I reckon....” (Manasa Rao Saarloos)
6) “There is a beautiful village in every country.” (Lailah Gifty Akita)
7) “Physical beauty or sexual attraction in a woman was not a criterion in deciding,
strengthening, or the survival of such relationships of these villagers.” (Swarnakanthi
Rajapakse)
8) “Even though we are supposed to be low caste and poor our vote also has the same value
and validity as that of great people.” (Swarnakanthi Rajapakse)
Terrorism
1) “Everyone’s worried about stopping terrorism. Well, there’s really an easy way: Stop
participating in It.”
2) “How can you have a war on terrorism when war itself is terrorism?” ( Howard Zinn)
3) “Just because I wear black and keep a private journal, that doesn't mean I'm going to blow up
the school. Or terrorize mindless cheerleaders, for that matter.” (Kelly Creagh, Nevermore)
4) “One of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror. ”( George W.
Bush)
5) “How do you defeat terrorism? Don’t be terrorized.” (Salman Rushdie )
6) “What separates us from the animals, what separates us from the chaos, is our ability to
mourn people we’ve never met.” (David Levithan, Love Is the Higher Law)
7) “Funny, for all surveillance, Osama bin Laden is still free—and we're not. Guess who's
winning the "war on terror?” (Cory Doctorow )
8)“If he is terrorizing the terrorists, if he is terrorizing America the terrorist [...] I am with him.
Every Muslim should be a terrorist.” (Zakir Naik)
9)“People who practice freedom of expression are terrorizing our grammatical way of life.”
(Bauvard)
10) “The number of people killed by the sanctions in Iraq is greater than the total number of
people killed by all weapons of mass destruction in all of history.” (Noam Chomsky)
11) “There is no moral difference between a Stealth bomber and a suicide bomber. They both
kill innocent people for political reasons.” ( Tony Benn )
12) “I can hear you, the rest of the world can hear you and the people who knocked these
buildings down will hear all of us soon.” (George W. Bush)
13) “I've never met anyone who wanted to be a terrorist. They are desperate people.” (John
Perkins)
My School
1) “The school is not quiet deserted,” said the Ghost. Solitary child, neglected by his friend, is
left there still. (Charles Dinkins)
2) “Boyhood is the longest time in life for a boy. The last turn of the school
year is made of decades, not of weeks, and living through them is like wetting for the
millennium.”
3) “It's easier to floss with barbed wire than admit you like someone in middle school.” (Laurie
Halse Anderson)
4) “You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.” (Bill Watterson)
5) “Instruction does much, but encouragement everything." (Johann Wolfgang)
6) “Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a lost tradition.” (Jacques Barzun)
7) “The authority of those who teach is often an obstacle to those who want to learn.” (Marcus
Tullius Cicero)
A House On Fire
1) “There can no great smoke arise, but there must be some fire.” (Horace)
2) “The burnt child dreads the fire.” (Ben Jonson)
3) “When your neighbor’s house is at fire your own property is at stake.”
4) “Each of us is born with a box of matches inside us but we can't strike them all by ourselves.”
(Laura Esquivel)
5) “She's mad, but she's magic. There's no lie in her fire.” (Charles Bukowski)
6) “And a special thanks for not burning up the whole ship. Including yourself, you daft bum-
rag.” (Scott Westerfeld)
My Teacher
1) “Poets and teachers are not born every day.” (By Horace)
2) “Speak to the earth, and it shall teach thee.” (Job.xii_8)
3) “A teacher who is attempting to teach without inspiring the pupil with a desire to teach is
hammering on cold iron.” (By Horace)
4) “A good teacher is the blessing of Allah Almighty.”
5) Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a lost tradition.” (Jacques Barzun)
Fashion
1) “Fashion of this world is passed away.”
2) “Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable to alter it every six months.”
3) “I see that the fashion wears out more approval than man.” (Shakespeare)
4) “Fashion ever is a way worth child.” (Emerson)
5) “The difference between style and fashion is quality.” (Guaraní)
6) “We are shaped and fashioned by what we love.” (J Wven Goethe)
7) “Fashion is more usually a gentle profession of visited ideas.” (Bruce Old Field)
8) “The fashionable woman is always in love-with herself.” (Rachefoucauld)
A Dream
1) “All that we see or seen is but a dream within a dream.” (Edgar Allam Poe)
2) “Dreams are more real to reality itself, they are closer to self.”
3) “Listen to the colors of your dreams.”
4) “If we could not dream, our life would not mean anything anymore.” (George Kaiser)
5) “In dreams no men wear masks.” (Edward Ounsel)
6) “Dreaming men are hunted men.”
7) “I dream therefore I exist.”
8) “A dream is a wish, your heart makes.” (Walt Disney Sleeping beauty)
9) “Dreams are the seedlings of reality.”
10) “All men who have achieved great things have been great dreams.” (Orison)
11) “Father, oh father, what do we hear. In this land of unbelief and fear, the land of dreams is
better for above the light morning star.”
An Accident
1) “There is no such thing as accident, it is a fate misnamed.” (Napoleon Bonaparte )
2) “Life is uncertain and fleeting in its nature.”
3) “Man is Mortal.”
4) “Life is a chapter of accidents.”
5) “Accident is simply un for seen order.”
6) “The fear of death is most unjustified of all fears for there is no risk of accident for someone
who is dead.”
7) “Excellence is a continuous process and not an accident”.(A. P. J. Abdul Kalam)
My Favorite Book
1) “Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed and some few to be chewed.” (Bacon)
2) “Laws die, Books never.” (Bulwer)
3) “A book is only immortality.” (Rufus Choate)
4) “Beware of the man of one book.” (Isaac Disraeli)
5) “There is no mistaking a real book when one meets it. It is like falling in love.
(Christopher Morley)
6) “A room without books is like a body without soul.” (Kircend)
7) “Life transforming ides have always come to me through books.” (Bell Hooks)
8) “A book, too, can be a star, a living fire to lighten the darkness, leading out into the
expanding universe.” (Madeleine Leangle)
Unemployment
1) “I’m a man of leisure. That’s because I have an English degree and can’t get a job.” (Jarod
Kintz)
2) “The cool thing about unemployment is every day is Saturday.” (Jarod Kintz)
3) “A brick could help me hold down a job. Hey, in an economy as bad as this, every little bit
helps. (Jarod Kintz)
4) “The escalator doesn’t work, and you’d think they’d still be used as stairs, but in this
economic depression, even the stairs are unemployed.” Jarod Kintz
5) “Young people have limited choices, but they are also useful human resources.” (Santosh
Kalwar)
6)“I’m unemployed, so I’m seeking a hand job.” Jarod Kintz,
7) “One can earn a thousand credentials but remain unemployed.” (Joseph Ohler)
8) “Unemployment or the loss of income which will always affect some in any society is
certainly less degrading if it is the result of misfortune and not deliberately imposed by
authority.” ( Friedrich Hayek)
9) “Some people work to live, and other people live to work. Then some people, like me, are
both unemployed and alive.” (Jarod Kintz,)
10) “Even if you love a lady, don't say you will take care of her while someone else is catering
for your needs.” (Michael Bassey Johnson)
Democracy
1) “Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.” (Robert Byrne)
2) “I swear to the Lord, I still can't see, why Democracy means, everybody but me.” (Langston
Hughes)
Cell Phone
1) “Cell phones are so convenient that they're an inconvenience.” (Haruki Murakami)
2) “To be honest, I think cell phones were invented by the devil.” (Joe Hill)
3) “Technology offers us a unique opportunity; though rarely welcome, to practice patience.”
(Allan Lokos)
4) “As long as you have a Cell Phone you're never alone” (Stanley Victor Paskavich)
5) “A man is known by the company of the phone he keeps.” (Junaid e Mustafa)
6) “All cell phones in the air 'cause I want to see you guys shine.” (Blake Lewis)
7) “When it comes to texting the power of you thumbs compel you” (Stanley Victor Paskavich)
8) “HOME is where the heart is, but today, the PHONE is where the Heart is!!!” (Rachitha
Cabral)
9) “You know, a cell phone's like a guy; if you don't plug him in every night, charge him good,
you got nothing at all.” (Catherine Coulter)
Science
1) “Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you.” (Terry Pratchett)
2) “An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow
field.” (Niels Bohr)
3) “Science and religion are not at odds. Science is simply too young to understand.” (Dan
Brown)
4) “I'm sure the universe is full of intelligent life. It's just been too intelligent to come here.”
(Arthur C. Clarke)
5) “In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.” (Terry Pratchett)
6) “Everything must be made as simple as possible. But not simpler.” (Albert Einstein)
7) “Heard melodies are sweet, but those unheard, are sweeter” (John Keats)
8) “That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
(Christopher Hitchens)
9) “A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life.” (Charles
Darwin)
10) “If I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of Giants.” (Isaac Newton)
11) “The good thing about science is that it's true whether or not you believe in it.” (Neil
deGrasse Tyson)
12) “Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality.” (Carl
Sagan)
13) “If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.” (Albert Einstein)
14) “If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.” (Carl
Sagan)
15) “Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.” (Albert Einstein)
16) “Never memorize something that you can look up.” (Albert Einstein)
Corruption
1) “I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet.” ( Mahatma Gandhi)
2)“Power does not corrupt. Fear corrupts... perhaps the fear of a loss of power.” (John
Steinbeck)
3) “Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as
useful.” (Seneca)
4) “Politically, Republicans and Democrats are at opposite ends. One’s a burp and the other’s a
fart.” (Jarod Kintz)
5) “Dear Government... I'm going to have a serious talk with you if I ever find anyone to talk to.”
(Stieg Larsson)
6) “Corrupt politicians make the other ten percent look bad.” (Henry Kissinger)
7) “When one gets in bed with government, one must expect the diseases it spreads.” (Ron
Paul)
8) “Power attracts the corruptible. Suspect any who seek it.” (Frank Herbert)
9) “You can't let the truth bring out the worst and let it get the best of you.” (Criss Jami)
10) “The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who
think alike than those who think differently.” (Friedrich Nietzsche)
Electricity
1) “If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight.” (George Gobel)
2) “A lot of words in English confuse the idea of life and electricity, like the word livewire.”
(Laurie Anderson)
3) “Electricity is really just organized lightning.” (George Carlin)
4) “To avoid a blackout, electricity generating companies must lower generation in line with low
demand.” (Jyotiraditya Madhavrao Scindia)
5) “Ampere was the Newton of Electricity.” (James C. Maxwell)
6) “We're electrical items and when we die the electricity goes somewhere else. When we die
our energy goes into the galaxy.” “Dominic Monaghan”
7) “What is a soul? It's like electricity - we don't really know what it is, but it's a force that can
light a room.” (Ray Charles)
Television
1) “I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other
room and read a book.” (Groucho Marx)
2) “If everyone demanded peace instead of another television set, then there'd be peace.”
(John Lennon)
3) “Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.” (Bill Hicks)
4) “If you can't run, you crawl. If you can't crawl-- you find someone to carry you.” (Joss
Whedon)
5) “Every day's a negotiation and sometimes it's done with guns.” (Joss Whedon)
6) “If television is a babysitter, the Internet is a drunken librarian who won't shut up.” (Dorothy
Gambrell)
7) “People are sheep. TV is the shepherd.” (Jess C. Scott)
8) “Seeing a murder on television... can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any
antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.” (Alfred Hitchcock)
9) “Most people gaze neither into the past nor the future; they explore neither truth nor lies.
They gaze at the television.” (Radiohead)
Pakistan
1) “Democracy is in the blood of the Muslims, who look upon complete equality of mankind,
and believe in fraternity, equality, and liberty.” (Muhammad Ali Jinnah)
2) “We (Pakistan) will eat grass, even go hungry, but we will get one of our own (Atom bomb)....
We have no other choice!” (Zulfikar Ali Bhutto)
3) “They will become Godly when they will have God in their hearts.” (Riaz Ahmed Gohar Shah)
4) “You can get anywhere in Pakistan if you know people, even into jail.” (Salman Rushdie)
5) “When the British left, India was a multireligious, multiregional, multiethnic country,
exploited, backward, and poor from colonialism.” (Prem Kishore)
6) “Any idea of a United India could never have worked and in my judgment it would have led
us to terrific disaster.” (Muhammad Ali Jinnah)
Internet
1) “Google can bring you back 100,000 answers. A librarian can bring you back the right one.”
(Neil Gaiman)
2) “Oh, Wikipedia, with your tension between those who would share knowledge and those
who would destroy it.” (John Green)
3) “Don't believe anything you read on the net. Except this, well, including this, I suppose.”
(Douglas Adams)
4) “Just move to the Internet, its great here. We get to live inside where the weather is always
awesome.” (John Green)
5) “If television is a babysitter, the Internet is a drunken librarian who won't shut up.” (Dorothy
Gambrell)
6) “Any idiot can put up a website.” (Patricia Briggs)
7) “You could write a book about things that you can't find on-line.” (Maggie Stiefvater)
8) “You are what you share.” (Charles W. Lead beater)
9) “Doing research on the Web is like using a library assembled piecemeal by pack rats and
vandalized nightly. ” (Roger Ebert)
Dengue
1) “If you think you're too small to have an impact, try going to bed with a mosquito.”
(AnitaRoddick)
2) “I see myself as a roving mosquito, choosing its target.” (Kenneth Williams)
3) “The best blood will at some time get into a fool or a mosquito.” (Benito Mussolini)
4) “Feed a fever, starve a cold. Lightly up with rickets.” (Arisa Hosaka)
5) “Given the level of Dengue in the region, we knew there could be the same levels of
Chikungunya.” (The CDC Staples)
6) “Dengue has crossed their scholars in preaching Islam.” (Romeo Stevenson)
Inflation
1) “For just over my price range, I can get something way under my quality expectation level.
Thanks, inflation! (Jarod Kintz))
2) “I look like a million bucks, but I feel like shit. Thanks, inflation!” (Jarod Kintz)
3) “Inflation creates bubble and burst.
4) “That develops world economy, and will destroy it too.” (Toba Beta)
5) “Inflation is taxation without representation.” (Milton Friedman)
6) “Inflation is always and everywhere a monetary phenomenon.” (Milton Friedman)
Quaid-e-Azam
1) “Work, work and more work.” (By Quaid)
2) “Unity, faith Discipline.” (By Quaid)
3) “You are free; you are free to go your temples, you are free to go to your mosques or to any place of
worship in the state of Pakistan. (By Quaid)
4) “Great never die.”
5) “Every hero becomes bore at last.” (By Emerson)
6) “All history is a lie.” (By Sir Robert Walpole)
7) “No man is a hero to his valet.” (By MME. De Cornuel)
8) “He was a man; take him for all in all. I shall not look upon him again.” (By Shakespeare)
My Hobby
1 “God planted the first garden himself. And it is the purest of human pleasure.” (F. Bacon)
2) “Nothing is stronger than habit.” (By Ovit)
3) “Good habits result from resisting temptation.” (Ancient Proverb)
4) “Curious things, Habits. People themselves never knew they had them.”(Agatha Christie)
Picnic Party
1) “A picnic is defined as a pleasure trip with meal, eaten out of doors.”
2) “Mingle your cares with pleasure now and then.” (Dionysius)
3) “An examined life is no picnic.”
4) “Life is a comedy to him thinks, and d tragedy to him who feels.”
5) “So let the mind, some relaxation, take to come back to its task with fresher head.”
(Phaedrus)