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WITH
NITESH PANDEY
interview no. 2: Mother earth
Nitesh: Dear Earth, thank you so much for coming. You are
the first lady whom we have selected for this celestial
celebrity interview series.
And the worst part is that you guys just don’t care as I heard
recently that Donald Trump denied participating in the
upcoming Climate change meeting in Paris. This is just
ridiculous Nitesh.
Nitesh: I am really embarrassed Earth. I sincerely
apologise on behalf of my species. Regarding Donald
Trump, I would say that the Universe is made up of
Electrons, Protons, Neutrons, and Morons. Mr Trump
belongs to the last category.
Nitesh: Earth, Sarry aur Lergei nahi they are Larry Page
and Sergei Brin. Koi bat nahi Galti ho jaati hai. Now can you
please tell me about how exactly you were born? I mean ke
normal delivery thi ya cesarian tha ?
Earth: Very funny Nitesh. Aesa Kuch bhi nahi tha. Mere
birth ki story is quite relevant to the story of Bhaijaan.
Me: Matlab ke ap Rajni sir ki fan ho. Kya bat hai. I am also a
huge fan of him.
Nitesh: The movie has Akshay Kumar too and yes I am also
eagerly waiting for the movie. Now let us come to the point
of your birth. I would love to know about the process of
your formation. In detail obviously.
Earth: I will tell you for sure but you will also have to fulfill
one wish of mine.
Earth: Kya bat hai. You know about the rare Earth
hypothesis. That’s so wonderful. I am sure then you know
the origin of life and its evolution to intelligent life forms is
result of so many rare events. This is the very reason I feel
that you Humans must take very good care of mine. You
guys are so selfish and careless.
erations.
Earth: Kyu ki tum hi ho mere saamne tum hi ho. Humanity
ke representative ab tum hi ho. Are bhai mere samne tum
ho to tumko hi bolungi na. Ab chhota bheem aur doremon
ko thodi bolungi ye sab.
3. Plate tectonics
CO2–silicate thermostat. Build up land mass. Enhance
biotic diversity. Enable magnetic field.
5. Jupiter-like neighbor
Clear out comets and asteroids. Not too close, not too far.
6. Ocean
Not too much. Not too little.
7. Stable planetary orbits
Giant planets do not create orbital chaos.
9. Large Moon
Right distance. Stabilizes tilt.
Itne sare factors jab ek saath sahi baithe tab jaake I am able
to support advance life forms. I am sure that now it is clear
to you that it is not only Goldilock zone but numerous
factors which must me in place for microscopic life to
evolve into a modern civilization.
Nitesh: That was eye opening Earth. I had no idea that there
are so many rare events and factors playing role behind
the origin and sustenance of life. But can you please
elaborate on each of these points.
Earth: Ek jhaapad khich ke marungi na to mundi niche gir
ke ghumegi. Kitna Elaborate karu. Jaake book padh lena.
This awesome book is written by Peter Ward and Donald
Brownlee. Padh ke tumhara dil garden garden ho jayega.
Earth: Yes..that was a good movie and the role was certainly
challenging for Protostar like Varun.
Nitesh: Protostar?
Nitesh: For the outer core to exist in the molten state there
must be source of such intense heat. How do you get such
hot?
Nitesh: I guess you have discussed all the layers that you
are composed of.
Earth: No
“You start with a random clump of atoms, and if you shine light
on it for long enough, it should not be so surprising that you get
a plant,” England said.
England has taken “a very brave and very important step,” said
Alexander Grosberg, a professor of physics at New York
University who has followed England’s work since its early
stages. The “big hope” is that he has identified the underlying
physical principle driving the origin and evolution of life,
Grosberg said.