Hayley pitylak #12 

May-2-19 

Literature 

Little Red Riding Hood 

Little Red Riding Hood was walking down the road with a basket of muffins, to 

deliver them to her grandmother. When a wolf stumbled upon her and she was 

looking at her Snapchat. She was not aware of her surroundings, so the wolf 

devoured her. The police were coming so the wolf went to his cousin’s house 

who lived in Paris.  

Later, the wolf was living his best life watching cringey commercials with 

actors that have lamborghinis saying they switched to ​Chevrolet. We all know 

they are actors. Then, he heard police sirens and left the building. He quickly 

called a uber and made a escape. He told the driver to take him to the closest 

airport. He flew to his sister’s house. She lives in England. 

When he got there he took a nap. When he woke up he was in prison, 

apparently his sister ratted him out for eating Little Red Riding Hood because 

he was really mean to her as a kid, and would never let her play fortnite.  
 Ten years later someone broke the wolf out of prison, and he was 

hungry and wanted revenge. So, he went to England and tyred to eat his 

sister. He failed because she bribed him with playing one round of 

fortnite. Once again she ratted him out for escaping while he was playing 

fortnite. No one ever seen the wolf again.