start singing “Lift thine eye" from Mendelssobn's fo Eliah chine cyes, © lift chine eyes, fhe mountains, whence cometh x cometh help, help cometh from the Lord B imaer of heaven and earth, ath sid thy oor shall not be moved. Ieper shall never slumber al never slomber never slumber. if thine eyes O lift thine eyes the mountains whence cometh nce cometh whence cometh hep. This is focking ridiculous Six inthe fucking morning and Condom’s not her. ula Even if we win this fucking competition they'll sina shitey hotel overnight like gel fom last fsb Fionnula the cooler ~ a= lives ina council house, bought with the money mer grand. nda The hotel didn't even have bathrooms. ell Manca Tasy May fucked offKay Clarke sla Stuck up, susar-svouldn’t-melt-in-berrtouth, siversity, poody-fucking-tto-sboes, hell Lives with ber da Fionnula Never shuts up about ~ Manda = ne sister? CChell Don’t panic -if we stick together there's no wa well even get tothe second round... ta Oh, my God! Submarine! “There it it I ean see the conning tower! I'l he heaving in the Mantrap the night, ula Facking typical - the one night we're in the a fa Ma sister says that when submarinerers, right, cut oF something, cOs they've been away under Fer for so long, i doesnt stop bleeding! Manda Chell MacDougal Kylah ~ lives up the Complex. hell ve had alot of tragedy in ma family. We'll be back on the fucking bus in time for some slow jigs and guick sailor’ hornpipe in che Mantrap. They cheer Orla Aye, but we'll never get pas that new bouncer. Fionnula Orla McAlister lla And apparently when they spunk their wank ~ fast keeps coming and coming. Till the whole fucking jarines drowning in jizz down thee ll Hee le one hundred brave sailors drowned in hell ~ from te villages Manda Diaguosed with cancer ~ ah Let's just make sure we get back before the slow Kylah — but recently returned from Loud. (ME peas et arpa Manda 1 know, one of us could fuck him. Kylah Manda, Fionnula Kylah McManus. “Manda Aye but just remember Shuna MacLaughin from the island! " Kjlah Shuna MacLaughlin didnae get pregnant off a submarine. It was one of those Pakistan lads off che van. Orla Look, here she isthe noo. Shunat Kay Clarke puts a pillow up her jumper and becomes ‘Shins MacLaughln, Shuna MacLaughlin (Kay) Hello chee, gil A Hi, Shona, They all Manda Parents own their own hows. hell Sings in a band, Fionnwla Cune's only on the door cos he couldnae get a chet job, hell Aye, he can only tell the ages of shocp. Manda From behind Kay Morning everybody! ther round,Shuna (Kay) Yous all oft the Finals then? (kay) Nab, jane a crappy nothing ing. For don. The dacs from the postal ry and tp off pe-atal mars sol goin engaged toa big Kez cnt that burs your faces for you s08 they Malone Do you think yous win? Orla Aye. Where you going Shuna (Kay) Pm up to the pre-natal at the Chest Manda At this time in the morn? uck the singing, Shu, we're just gonna go Shuna (Kay) Oh aye, isso ya get used tothe idea of fe sa Pecamee sleepless nights when the baby comes ‘Manda The cunts, eh? Shuna (Kay) Ah el you, yous think pre-natal’ bad y should see the fucking postnatal, ah swear on the Bi three lasses from the villages come ina horse box p by theie boyfriends tractor, three of them, there ind shite i cheir lite wee babies and all hell That'll be Dempster the Dumpster. ‘Shuna. (Kay) They've got signs inthe caff above the sugar bowls saying: NO TITTY DUNKING BY ORDER: {THE MAwAGEMENT ~ cos the young mammies dunks nds oftheir tis in so's their barns sook away qu nd they ean get om having smoke and a good fu ceilidh, q Massive pub craw — Check out the shops ~ fa And we'll be back here for the slow dances at Mant. la And a couple of hurls raon the bay, Why don’t ome the night, Shuna? (Kay) Ah cannie, Uhm skint. The government fon about us getting up the stick to get single allowance. They've go to be fucking joking ys it was a member of the Her Majsty’s fucking that got me in this state Can Thave a touch? (Kay) Course, aye Chall Dignae scum uz out lichelle helps them put their hands up her Adidas Shuina (Kay) So how many is pregnant from your Manda At least seven, Moira Greison got hers off of Iain Dickinson ula Do you get ls of kicks? (Kay) Oh... Ueell you... ies wild. See when fo t0 Mowat the butchers ah goin t0 get ma S$ mince ~ the mincer machine it makes the nee-née pe and the wee thing stares booting away lke billy, Fionnala ‘The direy fucking spunker. Orla The girls looked at Fionmula ~ Kylah = eho'd famously handobbed "The Dick in, fof Moira at the New Year dance la Come on girls, F sharp. Manda Is that a engagem Neceecrcescese Manda Is chat ing, Es