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What did Mario say to Princess Peach?


What doesn't kill you makes you smaller.
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It becomes a shellebration.

Why did Princess Peach cross the road?


She was playing Mario Kart and not wearing her seatbelt.
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What is Warts favorite game?


Hop-scotch.

What kind of music does Wart listen to?


Hip Hop.

Why does Mario want to be a celebrity?


Because being a star makes you invincible.

What did the green mushroom say to Luigi?


Get a life!

What does Mario and Luigi smoke?


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A princess that can save herself.

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Don't be racist, be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, created by Japanese people, who speaks English, and looks like a
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Don't you hate it when you call a plumber and all he does is eat mushrooms and kill your turtles?

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What if Princess Peach wants to be with Bowser and Mario keeps kidnapping her?

What did the Super Nintendo say to the Sega Genesis?


"You know, everyone always tells me that I'm a bit better than you."

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