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SARDAR DECLARES

Sardar1: Did you consult the eye doctor about your eyes ?
Sardar2: Yes, but the doctor was more blind than me.

Sardar1: How do you know ?

Sardar2: He was looking at my eyes with a torch !

Sardar: I know Tamil. For "come here" "inge va"

Tamilian: Fine, what do you say for "go there" ?

Sardar: Oye ! Simple yaar. I will go there and tell "inge va"

Sardar: What's the guarantee for this mirror ?

Salesman: Drop it from 100 feet height.. it will not break till the 99th feet

Sardar: Amazing ! Pack it

An Englishman and a Sardar were in a toilet.

Englishman: How do you do ?
Sardar: Good morning ! We remove underwear and do !!

Sardar went for an interview.

Question: When is your birthday ?

Sardar: Jan 15.
Question: Which year ?
Sardar: Every year !!

Sardar: Oye.. Mera mobile bill kitna hai ?

Call Centre Girl: Sir, just dial 123 to get your current bill status.
Sardar: Abbey STUPID, current ka nahi mobile ka bill chaahiye !

After returning home from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife: "Do I look like a foreigner ?"
Wife: "No.. Why ?"
Sardar: "In London, a lady asked me whether I am a foreigner !!"

Sardar's theory: The moon is more important than the sun, because the moon gives light at night when it is
needed, but the sun gives light during day when it is available abundantly...

Sardar was drawing money from ATM.

A person, who was just behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks
(****).

Sardar replies, "Ha! Ha! Ha! You are wrong. Its 1258."

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Sardar enters kitchen, opens sugar box, looks inside and closes it. This he does again and again. Why?

Because the doctor told him to check sugar regularly

Three Sardars were going on a scooter. Traffic police showed them his hand. One of the Sardars told: We
are already three, sorry, there is no space
Bank manager asks Sardar in an interview: "What is cyclone"

Sardar: "It is the loan given to purchase a cycle"

MD: I give you driver job. Starting salary is 2000 Rs.

Sardar: Oh, thank you. What is the driving salary and stopping salary?

Teacher: Tell a compound sentence.

Sardar: Stick No Bills!
A person went to a Sardar's shop.

Person: I want 2007 calender

Sardar: Sorry sir, you are too late. We have only 1000 calenders left

Sardar went to an interview.

Interviewer: Imagine that you are in the fifteenth floor. Suddenly fire bursts out, and there are many people
who are struggling to survive. In that situation, what do you do ?

Sardar: Oye! I will stop imagining

I will never marry in my life &. . .

I'll give same advice to my children also. . . .. .

Santa went to Mysore palace.

Tourist guide : Santaji plz dont sit there, its Tipu sultan's chair
Santa : Oye dont worry yaar i'll get up when he comes.!!...

Sardar wanted to make a STD call to punjab,

He wanted to save money so what did he do?
Simple, he went to punjab and made a local call..

One tourist from U.S.A.asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village?
Sardar: No sir, only small babies!!!

Boss: Where were you born?

Sardar: India ...
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .

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A sardar on an interview for a post detective Job.

Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?

Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me the job, I will start investigating.......

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.

Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb
explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more..

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked
what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

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