Documente Academic
Documente Profesional
Documente Cultură
of
Random Naughty
Effects
Being a compendium of wild
surges sophisticated and risqué
by Gypsyjinx
TESTIMONIALS
“Filthy!” - a concerned parent
“Obscene!” - a right-minded citizen
“Offensive!” - a decent clergyman
“God damn, I laughed my ass off!” - a good friend of mine
“You should post this thing somewhere!” - another good friend
INTRODUCTION
When I first saw the Tome of Magic years ago, I was instantly drawn to the Wild Mage specialist.
The promise of power tempered with the very real danger of destruction was too seductive a prize to
resist, and I was hooked. That was way back in the early nineties, when The Internet was still just a
gleam in Al Gore's eye. Once I found Usenet, and later when I gained web access, I searched far and
wide for anything I could find about Wild Mages, their spells, and their beloved Wild Surges. Then, a few
years ago I came across The Net Libram of Random Magic Effects, which is a list of 10,000 chaotic
results for use with Wands of Wonder, Wild Magic Surges, strange artifact effects, or goddess knows what
else, and I loved it!
Previously I’d downloaded The Complete Guide to Unlawful Carnal Knowledge and found it
tremendously entertaining, with more than a little serious game application to be gleaned from it. The
spells were especially delightful, but I enjoyed the whole thing probably for the very reason that critics
might decry it. Eventually I had one of those weird little epiphanies suggesting that I make some kind of
contribution. I didn’t have the will or patience to research a lot of esoteric detail, nor did I want to spend
too much time slaving over game mechanics or beta testing. So I decided that the best way to contribute
was to combine two of the more amusing aspects of gaming into one single Netbook. And from that
humble beginning, I came up with the tome you’re now perusing.
GENERIC AGE DISCLAIMER
Although the majority of the entries on this list are pointedly suggestive and deliberately naughty, very few
are outright obscene. For the most part, the list is (I hope) amusing. If you’re the type of person who’s
offended by innuendo, or if you’re a minor, do us both a favor and don’t read the list. Thanks!
FAQ
When might one of these results occur?
Oh, I don’t know. The list can be used in place of or as a supplement to existing Wild Surge or Wand of
Wonder tables, though honestly the effects are kind of focused in one direction. Maybe the party finds a
specific-theme Wand of Wonder, or they stumble into a magical trap laid (you’ll excuse the expression) by
a wizard with a penchant for the exotic. Maybe a mysterious Cult of Ishtar performed a rite to increase
the ambient sexuality of the realm, but in the process they stirred up ambient magical energy with a
chaotic, naughty flair. Maybe a Wild Mage pissed off a succubus, who cursed him so that any future wild
surges have a decidedly spicy flavor! Does it matter?
Basically, you should roll on this list whenever a potentially random magical result occurs, as long as the
DM thinks it’s appropriate (whatever that means).
How is the list used?
The huge 10K list of random effects is divided into three basic sections: “Caster Affected;” “Target
Affected;” and “Area Affected.” That seemed like a good format, so I did something similar. I wrote
separate sections for a female caster, a male caster, a female target, a male target, each with 400
possible results. I also wrote a 200-surge section applying to the general area around the surge effect.
Before rolling for an effect, you should determine the sex of the caster and the target. Then roll 1d1000
and check the list. If the caster is female, you’d use the “Female Caster” list; if the target is male, use the
“Male Target” list. If either the caster or target is of indeterminate sex, pick whichever list gives the cooler
result.
Why don’t you get off your ass and buy the 3rd ed. stuff?
I’m one of those poor fools who nearly bankrupted herself in the process of acquiring every 1 st ed. product
I could get my hands on, only to go through the whole process again in the late 80’s when 2 nd ed. was
released. My AD&D library is big enough already, without re-purchasing a thousand products in 3 rd ed.
I’ve looked over the 3rd ed./d20 rules, and I think my list can be still be useful without too much soul-
rending adaptation.
Legal-ish stuff:
This list is a derivative sourcebook based loosely on ideas described in the TSR product Tome of Magic
(1991), and no challenge is intended to the intellectual property or copyright status of that work. In
addition, the author draws considerable inspiration from The Netbook of Unlawful Carnal Knowledge in its
various incarnations around the Net. Please visit http:/www.netbook-of-uck.net and tell the folks there
what a fine job they’re doing!
This list is not public domain, but distribution is cheerfully encouraged, as long as original credit is given to
Gypsyjinx.
Other Comments:
Honestly, I don't know why you're still reading this part; the fun stuff begins on the next page!
WILD SURGES AFFECTING A FEMALE SPELLCASTER
1. A Magic Mouth recounts the caster's most embarrassing sexual act
2. All muscles within the caster's pelvis have 18 STR and 20 DEX
3. Anyone attempting to Charm the caster becomes her sexual servant
4. Anyone caster sleeps with is multi-orgasmic during their liaison
5. Anyone who knows the caster's name knows how she looks naked
6. Anyone who's seen the caster naked is at -4 To Hit her
7. Anything that amuses the caster also arouses her
8. Both of caster's nipples are suddenly on the same breast
9. Caster achieves gratification whenever she puts her shoes on
10. Caster achieves gratification whenever she takes her shoes off
11. Caster acts out the sexual fantasy of the next man to touch her
12. Caster adopts a title based on part of her body
13. Caster agrees to pose for a nude painting by a local artist
14. Caster and nearest attractive man kiss passionately
15. Caster and nearest attractive woman kiss passionately
16. Caster appears as the ideal sexual partner of everyone she meets
17. Caster appears flushed with arousal at all times
18. Caster appears in every illustration of a detailed sex manual
19. Caster appears stark naked aboard the nearest seagoing vessel
20. Caster appears stark naked in the nearest busy marketplace
21. Caster appears stark naked in the nearest seraglio
22. Caster appears stark naked in the nearest temple of Ishtar
23. Caster appears supernaturally beautiful under moonlight
24. Caster appears thoroughly satisfied and "well-laid"
25. Caster appears to be naked for the rest of her life
26. Caster asks people if her breasts are too big
27. Caster asks to be strip-searched whenever she enters a town
28. Caster aspires to be the finest lover in the world
29. Caster attaches deep religious significance to her orgasms
30. Caster becomes aroused when she becomes angry
31. Caster becomes aroused when she's embarrassed
32. Caster becomes instantly clean each time she removes her clothes
33. Caster becomes desperate for orgasm whenever she casts a spell
34. Caster becomes famous for that trick she can do with her tongue
35. Caster becomes hotly aroused whenever she is healed magically
36. Caster becomes intensely attractive when frightened
37. Caster becomes irresistibly aroused whenever she casts a spell
38. Caster becomes obviously aroused whenever she hears her name
39. Caster becomes sexually insatiable under every full moon
40. Caster becomes sexually obsessed with a part of her own body
41. Caster becomes the sexual obsession of the nearest king
42. Caster becomes uncharacteristically wanton and lascivious
43. Caster becomes uncompromisingly assertive about her sexuality
44. Caster becomes wildly aroused in times of danger
45. Caster begins each conversation by saying "My breasts tell me..."
46. Caster believes any sexual claim made about her
47. Caster believes any sexual lie told to her
48. Caster bets her clothing that she can lift a horse over her head
49. Caster can alter the size of her breasts at will
50. Caster can assess the sexual prowess of males at a glance
51. Caster can become invisible while she pinches both nipples
52. Caster can cause the sensation of oral sex in anyone she touches
53. Caster can discern the sexual fantasies of anyone she touches
54. Caster can enlarge women's breasts by Laying On Hands
55. Caster can heal 1d10 hit points by giving oral pleasure
56. Caster can induce orgasm in others with a touch
57. Caster can issue a sexual Command once each day
58. Caster can make her clothing vanish at will
59. Caster can read a person's mind while having sex with him/her
60. Caster can receive intense sexual pleasure through her tongue
61. Caster can retract her teeth at will
62. Caster can see invisible objects while she's masturbating
63. Caster can see through her nipples
64. Caster can speak telepathically with anyone touching her breasts
65. Caster cannot cast a spell until she has had 2d6 orgasms
66. Caster cannot cast spells except while fondling her breasts
67. Caster cannot cast spells unless she's naked
68. Caster cannot recall a time when she wasn't someone's love slave
69. Caster cannot speak until 1d10 strangers have seen her naked
70. Caster cannot wear any sort of clothing for 1d100 days
71. Caster can't be burned by non-magical fire while she's naked
72. Caster can't bend her knees or take her hands from her ankles
73. Caster can't cast spells unless she's topless
74. Caster can't help smiling warmly and staring at men's crotches
75. Caster can't memorize spells unless naked in a public place
76. Caster can't resist any sexual advance, no matter how ridiculous
77. Caster can't rest until her companions are sexually satisfied
78. Caster can't sleep each night unless she's naked in plain sight
79. Caster can't sleep each night until a stranger sees her naked
80. Caster can't sleep each night until she masturbates to orgasm
81. Caster can't sleep unless she's told a sexual bedtime story
82. Caster can't use magic until she has an orgasm in a public place
83. Caster can't walk unless she's wearing six-inch stiletto heels
84. Caster challenges beautiful women to duels of sexual prowess
85. Caster comments on the breasts of every woman she meets
86. Caster compares her breasts to those of every woman she meets
87. Caster considers herself a sexual plaything for her entire party
88. Caster considers sexual discreteness to be a sign of weakness
89. Caster consoles her comrades by allowing them to cop a feel
90. Caster dances like a stripper until naked and 6 turns thereafter
91. Caster decides to "reward" her friends for their friendship
92. Caster describes her sexual history each night in her sleep
93. Caster develops a deep sexual attraction toward herself
94. Caster develops a fondness for tightly restrictive undergarments
95. Caster develops a secret fantasy in contrast to her personality
96. Caster develops a strong exhibitionist streak
97. Caster develops an almost irresistible oral fixation
98. Caster devises playful sexual nicknames for all of her friends
99. Caster discusses a newfound fetish at every opportunity
100. Caster does not age as long as she remains naked
101. Caster does not need food each day she masturbates publicly
102. Caster does not need to breathe while performing oral sex
103. Caster does not need to sleep as long as she remains naked
104. Caster dreams each night that she's becoming a sexual automaton
105. Caster earns 1d10 gold pieces each time she has a public orgasm
106. Caster earns a gold piece each time she brings someone to orgasm
107. Caster enhances her sexual partner's pleasure by a factor of ten
108. Caster experiences an orgasm from now until sunset tomorrow
109. Caster experiences small orgasms at inopportune moments
110. Caster experiences unrelenting arousal during the new moon
111. Caster fakes an orgasm as the verbal component of her spells
112. Caster feels as though she is receiving intense oral pleasure
113. Caster feels gentle mouths playing at her nipples for 1d8 hours
114. Caster feels mild sexual pleasure whenever she faces north
115. Caster feels overdressed if she wears anything more than a cloak
116. Caster feels overdressed if she wears anything more than boots
117. Caster feels that feathers are tickling her most intimate places
118. Caster feels that tongues are massaging every inch of her skin
119. Caster feels the need to explain her fantasies in great detail
120. Caster flashes her breasts after every spellcasting
121. Caster forgets all she knows about sex and is eager to relearn
122. Caster gains the romantic attentions of the nearest nymph
123. Caster gets aroused whenever she commits a self-degrading act
124. Caster gets aroused whenever she experiences fear
125. Caster gets hotly aroused at the sight of blood
126. Caster glows like a firefly after achieving orgasm
127. Caster goes into heat in the presence of lycanthropes
128. Caster goes into heat like a cat for one week each month
129. Caster greets royalty by saying "Don't I have a great ass?"
130. Caster grinds her hips erotically while casting spells
131. Caster grows 1d4 additional nipples on each breast
132. Caster grows another pair of breasts
133. Caster has a 30% chance to Charm anyone touching her naked body
134. Caster has a constant orgasm in the presence of royalty
135. Caster has a habit of giving oral pleasure while she's asleep
136. Caster has a habit of licking her lips in an enticing manner
137. Caster has a mind-blowing orgasm whenever she rolls a natural 20
138. Caster has a rapturous expression her face for 1d10 days
139. Caster has a shrieking orgasm shortly after every meal
140. Caster has a week-long orgasm the next time she turns invisible
141. Caster has an fantastic orgasm whenever she casts a spell
142. Caster has an incapacitating orgasm once every 1d4 hours
143. Caster has an incredible orgasm every time she tells a lie
144. Caster has an incredible orgasm whenever she commits a good deed
145. Caster has an intense desire to commit a sexual act right now
146. Caster has an orgasm every time she crosses running water
147. Caster has an orgasm every time she lights a campfire
148. Caster has an orgasm every time she spends someone else's money
149. Caster has an orgasm every time she takes a step barefoot
150. Caster has an orgasm every time someone sheathes a sword nearby
151. Caster has an orgasm every time someone touches her nose
152. Caster has an orgasm every waking hour on the hour
153. Caster has an orgasm once every five minutes for the next week
154. Caster has an orgasm whenever she is told to have one
155. Caster has an unerring sense of etiquette while she's naked
156. Caster has been naked for as long as anyone can remember
157. Caster has complete control over her menstrual cycle
158. Caster has hallucinations of wild orgies all around her
159. Caster has no gag reflex
160. Caster has no inhibitions whatsoever about sex
161. Caster has the greatest sexual prowess of anyone in history
162. Caster has the most perfect ass in the history of civilization
163. Caster has unbelievably erotic dreams each night
164. Caster hates clothing more and more every time she casts a spell
165. Caster hears illusionary sexual noises when she tries to sleep
166. Caster is AC 0 while naked
167. Caster is better able to haggle with merchants while she's naked
168. Caster is built like a proverbial brick shithouse
169. Caster is capable of amazing contortions while naked
170. Caster is chained naked and spread-eagle between four trees
171. Caster is desperate for orgasm but cannot masturbate
172. Caster is desperate to go skinny-dipping in the nearest river
173. Caster is determined to set new standards of sexual depravity
174. Caster is driven repeatedly to orgasm whenever she rides a horse
175. Caster is famed for her mastery of exotic sexual positions
176. Caster is forever unable to determine if she's naked or clothed
177. Caster is immune to 3rd-level charms and illusions while naked
178. Caster is immune to any and all sexually transmitted diseases
179. Caster is immune to drugs and poisons while she's naked
180. Caster is now flexible enough to perform oral sex on herself
181. Caster is on the brink of orgasm but can't quite get there
182. Caster is only able to speak in a seductive, husky voice
183. Caster is pleasured into unconsciousness once each day
184. Caster is really horny but can't climax unless strangers assist her
185. Caster is rumored to control men with her sexual prowess
186. Caster is rumored to have had unnatural relations with livestock
187. Caster is rumored to have pleasured many men and women to death
188. Caster is stripped naked, her skin pattered with zebra stripes
189. Caster is stuck in a powerful orgasm until Remove Curse is cast
190. Caster is suddenly more aroused than she's ever been before
191. Caster is suddenly naked and can't recall ever wearing clothes
192. Caster is suddenly naked and can't stop masturbating
193. Caster is suddenly naked and covered with honey
194. Caster is suddenly naked except for a painted-on layer of latex
195. Caster is suddenly naked except for a pair of thigh-high boots
196. Caster is suddenly naked except for a studded leather collar
197. Caster is suddenly naked except for an ankle bracelet
198. Caster is suddenly naked except for three tiny scraps of cloth
199. Caster is suddenly naked, her ankles shackled behind her head
200. Caster is suddenly naked, tanned, and dripping with baby oil
201. Caster is suddenly wearing a tiny black thong bikini
202. Caster is surrounded by 1d20 naked Mirror Images of herself
203. Caster is suspended naked and spread-eagle ten feet in the air
204. Caster is unable to bathe alone
205. Caster is unable to resist any sexual suggestion made to her
206. Caster is unharmed by extreme weather while she remains naked
207. Caster is very proud of her ass and dresses to show it off
208. Caster is very proud of her breasts and lets anyone examine them
209. Caster is very proud of her oral skill and loves to demonstrate
210. Caster is wildly and easily multi-orgasmic
211. Caster learns that her exact duplicate can be rented by the hour
212. Caster licks her lips provocatively when she's in mixed company
213. Caster likes having sex with anyone who helps her in battle
214. Caster likes it when people try to touch her body
215. Caster looks different each day, but always amazingly beautiful
216. Caster loves to brag about her sexual prowess to her friends
217. Caster lubricates copiously every time she hears a bell
218. Caster lubricates copiously for the next 8 hours
219. Caster lubricates copiously in times of stress
220. Caster lubricates copiously whenever a man says her name to her
221. Caster lubricates copiously whenever she casts a spell
222. Caster lusts crazily after the next person who touches her
223. Caster makes lewd and erotic comments to anyone who touches her
224. Caster makes lewd sexual comments at inappropriate times
225. Caster makes orgasmic noises instead of laughing
226. Caster makes orgasmic noises instead of verbal spell components
227. Caster moans and yelps in her sleep as if she's being pleasured
228. Caster must Save each morning or appear stark naked until sunset
229. Caster must Save each morning or be furiously horny until sunset
230. Caster must Save each morning or grow another pair of breasts
231. Caster must Save each morning or she can't wear clothes that day
232. Caster must Save or accept any sexual dare presented to her
233. Caster must Save when using magic or she'll masturbate to orgasm
234. Caster must strip naked before crossing any moving water
235. Caster obeys sexual orders from anyone addressing her as "Slave"
236. Caster offers a reward to the next person to give her an orgasm
237. Caster offers her virtue to the highest bidder
238. Caster offers oral sex to anyone who beats her at arm wrestling
239. Caster only takes half damage from attacks while she's naked
240. Caster perceives all men to be tumescent and desperate for her
241. Caster perceives herself as the pinnacle of sexual perfection
242. Caster perceives innuendo and double entendre in mundane speech
243. Caster performs a striptease every time music plays nearby
244. Caster pleasures herself with the nearest phallic object
245. Caster quests to find someone to help enlarge her breasts
246. Caster realizes she's a clone engineered for sexual servitude
247. Caster realizes she's been living a secret life as a nude dancer
248. Caster recalls a torrid affair with the next person to touch her
249. Caster recalls having sex with everyone within a ten mile radius
250. Caster refuses magical healing unless she can disrobe first
251. Caster regains 1d4 hit points every time she has an orgasm
252. Caster removes 1d4+2 pieces of clothing before each spellcasting
253. Caster resents people who don't touch her breasts
254. Caster responds to friendly conversation with overt sexuality
255. Caster rubs her body against anyone standing nearby
256. Caster serves as a sexual slave to anyone who calls her a slave
257. Caster shrieks in pleasure whenever she's touched by a woman
258. Caster sleeps face down, naked, with her ass propped in the air
259. Caster sneaks furtive glances at other women’s' breasts
260. Caster solicits opinions about various parts of her body
261. Caster spreads shockingly graphic rumors about her own sexuality
262. Caster starts discussions about her breasts at every opportunity
263. Caster strips and tries to touch her elbows behind her back
264. Caster strips naked and cannot voluntarily put clothes on
265. Caster strips naked and masturbates for 1d4 hours
266. Caster strips naked each morning and performs a vigorous workout
267. Caster suddenly recalls many happy years spent as a sexual slave
268. Caster talks in her sleep like a phone sex operator
269. Caster thinks each orgasm brings her one step closer to divinity
270. Caster thinks every male around her desires her sexually
271. Caster thinks everyone she talks to is staring at her breasts
272. Caster thinks her mind and soul reside between her thighs
273. Caster thinks no one will take her seriously unless she's naked
274. Caster thinks orgasmic moans are magic words and uses them often
275. Caster thinks she can enlarge women's breasts by Laying On Hands
276. Caster thinks she can heal herself by giving oral pleasure
277. Caster thinks she can heal injuries by giving oral pleasure
278. Caster thinks she can prophesy while in the throes of orgasm
279. Caster thinks she is a high priestess of the Goddess of Sex
280. Caster thinks she just gave oral sex to everyone within 10 yards
281. Caster thinks she must derive sustenance from a male source
282. Caster thinks she owns a corral of vigorous sexual servants
283. Caster thinks she was the guest of honor at an orgy last night
284. Caster thinks she's a machine built for naughty purposes
285. Caster thinks she's a nymph and goes around dressed like one
286. Caster thinks she's a succubus and will do anything to prove it
287. Caster thinks she's a victim of sexual experimentation by aliens
288. Caster thinks she's amassed a fortune working as a prostitute
289. Caster thinks she's an escaped pleasure slave
290. Caster thinks she's being telepathically stimulated to orgasm
291. Caster thinks she's destined to spend eternity as a sex slave
292. Caster thinks she's had sex fifty times a day since adolescence
293. Caster thinks she's just a vehicle for transporting her breasts
294. Caster thinks she's owed sexual favors by everyone in her party
295. Caster thinks she's posing for a nude sculpture
296. Caster thinks she's possessed by a succubus and acts accordingly
297. Caster thinks she's the property of the most handsome man nearby
298. Caster thinks she's the sexual toy of whoever next says her name
299. Caster thinks that frequent orgasms increase her skill at magic
300. Caster thinks that her sexuality is the key to absolute power
301. Caster thinks that she has been forbidden to wear clothing
302. Caster thinks there's nothing wrong with casual sex
303. Caster transforms every spellcasting into a sexual overture
304. Caster transforms into her own sexual ideal under each full moon
305. Caster tries to live up to her image as an icon of sexuality
306. Caster uses oral sex as an interrogation technique
307. Caster views sex simply as a form of currency useful for trade
308. Caster vows to research a spell to give herself perfect orgasms
309. Caster wakes each day begging the nearest person for sex
310. Caster wakes each day convinced she just had a one-night stand
311. Caster wakes each day convinced she's somebody's sexual property
312. Caster wakes each day in the grip of a screaming orgasm
313. Caster wakes each day naked and amazingly horny
314. Caster wakes each day naked and tied spread-eagle to the ground
315. Caster wakes each day naked atop one of her friends
316. Caster wakes each day naked beneath one of her friends
317. Caster wakes each day naked but doesn't realize it
318. Caster wakes each day naked except for a bikini of body paint
319. Caster wakes each day naked, gagged, and hog-tied
320. Caster wants to be a victim of sexual experimentation by aliens
321. Caster wants to sell herself into sexual slavery
322. Caster will perform any sexual act for 1d4 gold pieces
323. Caster wishes to be the property of the most handsome man nearby
324. Caster's ass has "For Rent" indelibly tattooed across it
325. Caster's been having a tawdry and public affair with a paladin
326. Caster's bodily fluids taste as sweet as honey
327. Caster's body and clothing turn invisible, but not her breasts
328. Caster's body is permanently shorn of all hair below the neck
329. Caster's body is pierced in numerous intimate places
330. Caster's body is unbelievably sensitive to sexual pleasure
331. Caster's breasts are always the largest breasts within 1 mile
332. Caster's breasts are permanently affected by Reverse Gravity
333. Caster's breasts are positioned one above the other on her chest
334. Caster's breasts are the subject of many popular tavern songs
335. Caster's breasts become aesthetically perfect
336. Caster's breasts double in size and sensitivity to pleasure
337. Caster's breasts double in size under every full moon
338. Caster's breasts grow whenever she tells a lie
339. Caster's breasts swell temporarily whenever she casts a spell
340. Caster's breasts swell visibly in times of stress
341. Caster's breasts swell visibly whenever she is angry
342. Caster's breasts undulate provocatively when she runs
343. Caster's clothes turn into the costume of a hardcore dominatrix
344. Caster's clothes turn invisible whenever she casts a spell
345. Caster's entire body becomes an erogenous zone
346. Caster's friends can see through her clothes at will
347. Caster's gaze causes erections in males she finds attractive
348. Caster's ideal sexual partner is someone who resembles her
349. Caster's latest sexual act is displayed as a Programmed Illusion
350. Caster's mouth can accommodate surprisingly large volumes
351. Caster's nipples are always visible no matter what she wears
352. Caster's nipples are pierced by any magical rings she's wearing
353. Caster's nipples become erect if supernatural creatures are near
354. Caster's nipples become visibly erect for 1d4 weeks
355. Caster's nipples glow in the dark, even through clothing
356. Caster's nipples tingle whenever she faces true North
357. Caster's nipples vanish
358. Caster's nude image is a favorite in tattoo parlors
359. Caster's orgasms always last until she passes out
360. Caster's orgasms are now 2d10 times more powerful
361. Caster's reputation as a skilled lover is well-known
362. Caster's sexual exploits are published and circulated widely
363. Caster's sexual exploits are recounted by all the local bards
364. Caster's sexual prowess approaches Divine levels
365. Caster's skin is covered with detailed, erotic tattoos
366. Caster's speech is perceived to be charged with sexual innuendo
367. Caster's speech is punctuated by orgasmic grunts and moans
368. Caster's strength rises one point for an hour after each orgasm
369. Caster's sweat inspires lust in those around her
370. Caster's sweat is scented with delicate, exotic perfumes
371. Caster's tongue becomes prehensile and can stretch twelve inches
372. Caster's undergarments caress her incessantly
373. Caster's undergarments vibrate vigorously
374. Caster's virginity is restored
375. Detailed nude statues of the caster appear in nearby towns
376. Erotic moaning fills the air whenever caster casts a spell
377. Everyone caster meets asks to see her naked
378. Everyone caster meets comments on her famous sexual prowess
379. Everyone caster meets tries to fondle her breasts
380. Everyone in caster's party considers her their sexual plaything
381. Everyone who knows the caster has vivid memories of sex with her
382. Everyone who knows the caster voices a desire to see her naked
383. Half of the people who see the caster cannot see her clothing
384. Magical potions have a powerful aphrodisiac effect on the caster
385. Men cannot tell lies while the caster is naked in their presence
386. Men perceive the caster as the pinnacle of sexual perfection
387. Metal vibrates when in contact with the caster's skin
388. Next time caster is naked, she forgets she ever owned clothing
389. Ordinary water has a powerful aphrodisiac effect on the caster
390. People react negatively to the caster unless she's naked
391. Prostitutes recognize and greet the caster as one of their own
392. Satyrs fear the caster because of her overwhelming sexuality
393. The most unlikely person in the area is the caster's next lover
394. The presence of elementals fills the caster with powerful lust
395. The sight of the caster's naked body can induce amnesia
396. The sight of the caster's naked breasts can quell hostilities
397. Those who watch the caster masturbate have visions of the future
398. Wine is an aphrodisiac to the caster if served by a man
399. Wine is an aphrodisiac to the caster if served by a woman
400. Women perceive the caster as the pinnacle of sexual perfection