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Hymen/Hooters
I - Olfactory nerve
II - Optic nerve
III -Oculomotor nerve
IV - Trochlear nerve/pathic nerve
V - Trigeminal nerve/dentist nerve
VI - Abducens nerve
VII - Facial nerve
VIII - Vestibulocochlear nerve/Auditory nerve
IX - Glossopharyngeal nerve
X - Vagus nerve
XI - Accessory nerve/Spinal accessory nerve
XII - Hypoglossal nerve
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CHOLELITHIASIS
Patients are predisposed to Cholelithiasis (aka Gallstones) by the:
BLOOD TYPE
to remember which blood types are compatible, visualize the letter “o” as an
orb representing the universe, because type o blood is the universal donor
blood. patients with any blood type can receive it. but o also means “odd man
out”: patients with type o blood can receive only type o blood. think beep to
remember the signs of minor bleeding:
b: bleeding gums
e: ecchymoses (bruises)
e: epistaxis (nosebleed)
p: petechiae (tiny purplish spots)
BRADYCARDIA
EXTREME RESTLESSNESS
DYSPNEA
CYANOSIS
Parkinson's Disease
Cor Pulmonale
Scaphoid
Lunate
Triquetrum
Pisiform
Distal row:
Trapezium
Trapezoid
Capitate
Hamate
Integumentary System
Joints
Flexion
Extension
Eversion
Dorsiflexion
Pronation
Inversion
Plantarflexion
Elevation
Circumduction
Abduction
Rotation
Depression
Supination
Hyperextension
Adduction
Retraction
Protraction
Nervous System
Cardiovascular System
Cancer
K+ (potassium)
Insulin (5u/hour. Note: sliding scale no longer recommended in the UK)
Nasogastic tube (if patient comatose)
Glucose (once serum levels drop to 12)
Urea (check it)
Fluids (crytalloids)
Creatinine (check it)/ Catheterize
Shock= Defibrillate
Everybody= Epinephine
Little= Lidocaine
Big= Bretylium
Momma= MgSO4
Poppa= Pocainamide
SHOCK: SIGNS AND SYMPTOMS
TV SPARC CUBE:
Thirst
Vomiting
Sweating
Pulse weak
Anxious
Respirations shallow/rapid
Cool
Cyanotic
Unconscious
BP low
Eyes blan
SHOCK – HYPOTACHYTACHY
HYPOTENSION
TACHYPNEA
TACHYCARDIA
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Tricuspid
Pulmonary
Mitral
Aorta
FEMORAL HERNIA
I - Immunosuppression
N - Neoplasia
S - Secretion retention
P - Pulmonary oedema
I - Impaired alveolar macrophages
R - RTI (prior)
A - Antibiotics & cytotoxics
T - Tracheal instrumentation
I - IV dug abuse
O - Other (general debility, immobility)
N - Neurologic impairment of cough reflex, (eg NMJ disorders)
P - Pleuritic pain
T - Trachea deviation
H - Hyper resonance
O - Onset sudden
R - Reduced breath sounds (& dypsnea)
A - Absent fremitus
X - X-ray shows collapse
BLEEDING - S/Sx
BEEP
B - Bleeding gums
E - Ecchymoses (bruises)
E - Epistaxis (nosebleed)
P - Petechiae (tiny purplish spots)
Bed rest
Oxygen
Opiate
Monitoring
Anticoagulation
Reduce clot size
Melanoma characteristics—"ABCD"
Asymmetry
Border
Color
Diameter
Hypoglycemia: signs and symptoms—"DIRE"
Diaphoresis
Increased pulse
Restless
Extra hungry
Ascites
Bleeding (hematemesis, piles)
Caput medusae
Diminished liver
Enlarged spleen
Diabetes
Diabetes: signs and symptoms
—"3P's,"
Polydipsia (very thirsty)
Polyphagia (very hungry)
Polyuria (urinary frequency)
Cushing's Syndrome
Cleft lip
Cleft lip: nursing care plan (postoperative)—"CLEFT LIP"
Crying, minimize
Logan bow
Elbow restraints
Feed with Brecht feeder
Teach feeding techniques; two months of age (average age at repair)
Liquid (sterile water), rinse after feeding
Impaired feeding (no sucking)
Position—never on abdomen
Cholecystitis
Neurovascular Occlusion
Neurovascular Occlusion: symptoms— "6 P's"
Pain
Pale
Pulseless
Paresthesia
Poikilothermic
Paralysis
Appendicitis
Appendicitis: assessment—"PAINS"
Pain (RLQ)
Anorexia
Increased temperature, WBC (15,000–20,000)
Nausea
Signs (McBurney's, Psoas)
Eating
Emotion
Exertion (Exercise)
Extreme Temperatures (Hot or Cold weather)
Acid-base—"ROME" (Respiratory Opposite, Metabolic Equal)
Acidosis
Alkalosis
hypocalcemia
"cats" of "hypocalcemia"
c - convulsions
a- arrhythmias
t - tetany
s - spasms and stridor
hypocalcemia
"cats" of "hypocalcemia"
c - convulsions
a- arrhythmias
t - tetany
s - spasms and stridor
hypernatremia
HYPERKALEMIA
The HYPERKALEMIA "Machine" - Causes of Increased Serum K+
murder
signs and symptoms of increased serum k+
m - muscle weakness
u - urine, oliguria, anuria
r- respiratory distress
d - decreased cardiac contractility
e - ecg changes
r - reflexes, hyperreflexia, or areflexia (flaccid)
MNEMONICS
MR. JEFF