November, 2010

Email: Patricia7439@sbcglobal.net

Since our President Barack Obama took office, these specific malicious
People (and so many more) have criticized and blamed him for
everything that has ever happened in the world today, yesterday and beyond.
It is about time that they take a time out, and let someone else, A REAL AMERICAN
take the stage. I am sick and tired of everybody in the media saying what the American
people
want when they have not even spoken to the American people. All those polls they keep
showing and talking about. I don't know one real person that's been polled. Where are
these people? The critics and the cable news shows and the talk shows have a daily
platform to speak and lie and make up stuff, but an average American is not privy to such
a vast array of ways to be heard from! We have to listen to all the rubbish and opinions of
all these so-called analysts and strategists, and it poisons a weak minded person into
believing things that are not true and are mis-leading. What irks me the most is that we are
at the mercy of hearing a daily onslaught about Sarah Palin (which by the way, is the
only reason she has the power that she has,) if the media would stop reporting about her,
she would just disappear back into Wasilla, Alaska, and the world would be a safer place,
but if they continue, they are going to make her stronger in the weak minds of all the hate
mongers and she really might succeed. For real! So, Please let the name Sarah Palin
disappear from our vocabulary. John McCain created a monster, and I bet he is sorry
every day of his life since he tried to fool the people by finding her all the way in Alaska
to try and win the Presidency, it did not work and that should have been the end of her,
but the media went crazy and put her in our faces every day and now they cannot get rid
of her. The same thing goes for all the haters I mention in the recipe ... just don't give
them the time of day, and they will have to talk to each other, because Real American
People don't need to hear from them.

I have attached a “recipe” that I concocted for fun, but the descriptions are serious and
well-thought out . Please enjoy!!!!

Sincerely,

Patricia Jackson
What The Republican Party Stands for:

R = Ranting, Ruthless,
E = Evil
P = Psychotic
U = Undermining ,
Unconscionable
B = Bullies
And

L = Liars
Who are

I = Ignorant, Incompetent
C = Corrupt, Conniving,
Cynical
A = Annoying
N = Nuisances
November, 2010 Submitted by: Mrs. Patricia Jackson, Chicago, Illinois

RECIPE

(Evil-Hearted Cesspool Stew)

(A.k.a Psycho Republican Stroganoff)

1 ½ pounds of Dick Cheney heart, cut into 1/8 inch slices

2 tablespoons Newt Gingrich butter
1 ½ cups Rush Limbaugh beef bouillon
2 tablespoons Mitch McConnell catsup
I small clove Elisabeth Hasselbeck garlic, finely chopped or
1/8 teaspoon *instant defender* minced Elisabeth
Hasselbeck garlic
I teaspoon John McCain salt
8 ounces Bill O'Reilly mushrooms, sliced
1 medium Sean Hannity onion, chopped (about
1 / 2c u p)
3 tablespoons Glen Beck white flour
1 cup Sarah Palin dairy sour cream
3 or 4 cups hot cooked Michelle
Bachmann noodles
1 tablespoon Karl Rove margarine
1 teaspoon Michael Steele poppy seed
a pinch Ron Christie black pepper* (optional)

****ABOUT DAIRY SOUR CREAM****

Store Sarah Palin dairy sour cream in the original container in the coldest part of
Wasilla, Alaska. Do
not freeze. When you cook Sarah Palin sour cream, protect yourself from her crazy
twitters by heating
gently; do not boil. Add to other ingredients just before serving. If the mixture does
curdle, only the
appearance will be affected, she is already tasteless and has no substance.

How to mix the Evil-Heart Stew (in their own

hatred)

Cook and stir Dick Cheney heart into Newt Gingrich in 10-inch skillet over low heat until
brown. Reserve
1/3 cup Rush Limbaugh. Stir remaining Rush Limbaugh, the Mitch McConnell, Elizabeth
Hasselbeck and
John McCain into skillet. Heat to boiling; reduce heat. Cover and simmer until Cheney
heart is
tender, about 24 hours to the end of time.

Stir in Bill O'Reilly and Sean Hannity . Cover and simmer until Sean Hannity is tender,
about 25 years to
life. Shake reserved Rush Limbaugh and Glen Beck in tightly covered container; stir
gradually into Dick
Cheney heart. Heat to boiling; stirring constantly. Boil and stir 1 minute: reduce heat.
Stir in Sarah Palin,
heat through.

Toss Michelle Bachmann with I tablespoon Karl Rove and the Michael Steele. Serve
Cheney over Bachmann.
Save leftovers for 2016.

NOTE: Heart is easier to slice if partially

human.
*add Ron Christie black pepper for extra
hatred*

*The Instant defender minced garlic

can only be found Weekdays11a/10a pt/c
on ABC

Classic: Beef Stroganoff: Substitute 1 ½ pounds Rudy Giuliani beef *tenderloin, about ½
inches thick, for the heart for stew

****See attached Glossary for descriptions****

Glossary
Key Word Definitions related to this recipe only! Please refer to the highlighted*

asterisk for meaning

Heart - The center of the total personality with reference to feeling, or emotion in

reality or *fundamentally, (2) a structure in an invertebrate animal, meaning

lacking in strength or vitality, lacking a spinal column, characterless.

*Fundamentally --in a way that affects the basis or essentials,

being an original or primary source

Butter - A solid emulsion of fat globules, air and water, any of various *fatty oils

remaining nearly solid at ordinary temperature.

*fatty – having too much flesh

Margarine - A fatty solid *substitute consisting of a blend of hydrogenated

vegetable oils mixed with emulsifiers, vitamins, color matter and other ingredients

*Substitute – One that takes the place of another, a replacement. To

replace (one or more elements or radicals in a compound by other

elements or radicals)

Beef Bouillon – A clear seasoned broth made by simmering *Beef in water

*Beef- a dressed * *carcass of a beef animal, (1) an Ox, cow or bull in a

full grown or nearly full grown state, especially: a steer or cow fattened

for food (2) *carcass – the remains from which the substance or

character is gone (3) slang; complaint

Catsup - A seasoned “pureed condiment”, usually made from tomatoes

*pureed condiment…a cooked vegetable or fruit that has been put

through a blender used to give

Special flavor (distinctive taste, yet intangible quality felt to be

characteristic of a given thing, Incapable of being realized or defined,

cannot be perceived by the senses.

Garlic - a European allium (Allium Sativum) widely cultivated for its *pungent

compound bulbs

*Pungent---caustic, biting, or sharply expressive” causing a sharp and

irritating sensation, especially ACRID, having a stiff and sharp point,

acrid meaning sharp and harsh or unpleasantly pungent in taste, deeply

and violently bitter.

Tenderloin - known as an eye fillet is cut from the loin of beef; as with all

quadrupeds, the tenderloin refers to the psoas major muscle. This muscle does

very little work, so it is the most tender part of the beef.

A city district *notorious for vice, graft and corruption in New York City.

*notorious - known widely and usually unfavorable, “infamous”

Salt - a colorless or white crystalline solid chiefly *sodium chloride, used

extensively in ground or granulated form

*sodium Chloride---Sometimes used as a cheap and safe desiccant (“a

hygroscopic substance that sustains a state of dryness in its local

vicinity in a moderately well-sealed container

Mushrooms - an enlarged *complex aboveground fleshy fruiting body of a

fungus, fungus being a parasitic spore producing organism.

*Complex- A group of repressed desires and memories that exerts a

dominating influence upon the personality (2) an exaggerated reaction

to or preoccupation with a subject or situation

Onion - .a plant having an edible pungent bulb, consisting of *concentric layers of

white leaf bases with a pungent odor and taste”

*concentric – having a common center (a political group or a set of

policies representing a moderate view between those of the right and

the left

White Flour - a powder, either fine or *coarse prepared by sifting and grinding

*coarse - not precise or detailed with respect to adjustment or

discrimination; crude or unrefined in taste, manners or language, harsh,

raucous or rough in tone simplicity or

Sour Cream - cream *soured by the action of lactic acid bacteria produced

which is a hydgroscopic organic acid in carbohydrate matter by bacterial

fermentation.

*soured- characteristic of something fermented: distasteful or

disagreeable, unpleasant, below standard; harsh in spirit or temper,

having excessive acidity,

Noodle - a *stupid person, a simpleton

*stupid- slow of mind, given to unintelligent decisions or acts, dulled in

feeling or sensation, lacking a point, marked by or resulting from

unreasoned thinking or acting, senseless

Poppy Seed -used as an *ingredient or topping

*Ingredient - something that enters into a compound or is a component

part of any combination or mixture

Black Pepper - a hot, *sharp condiment

*sharp- briskly or bitingly cold, keen in attention to one’s own interest

sometimes to the point of being unethical, capable of acting or reacting

strongly; especially caustic, inclined to or marked by irritability or anger

Additional recurring common words definitions;

Compound: To combine so as to form a whole consisting of two or more

substances, ingredients, elements or parts.

Component: “a *constituent part” (*one who authorizes another to act as agent,

an essential part)

Condiment: something used to impart a particular *flavor, often *pungent

Element, Component, Constituent, Ingredient mean one of the parts of a

compound or complex whole

Element applies to any such part and often connotes irreducible simplicity.

Component and Constituent may designate any of the substances (whether

elements or compounds) or the qualities that enter into the makeup of a complex
product; Component stresses its and separate entity or distinguishable character.

Constituent stresses its essential and formative character<Ingredient applies to

any of the substances which when combined form a particular mixture.

Flavor: the quality of something that affects the sense of taste.