THE
CROSSOVER
Walter White, Bayside Chemistry Teacher
Logan Bateman discovers shocking
truths about Bayside high school's
newest teacher Walter White. Bateman
began his initial venture into Bayside in
order to find the secret to White's
acclaimed teaching success. Initially
garnering high praise from students and
staff alike, White seemed the perfect
new piece in Bayside's curriculum.
However, our intrepid young reporter
quickly discovered that Whites
popularity was due to much more than
his teaching abilities.
Our reporter’s suspicions were first seen
upon spotting two students, A.C. Slater
and Jessie Spano, staying late to class
with White on a regular basis. Figuring
they just needed a bit of tutoring
Bateman followed them to White’s
classroom in order to determine if this
was the secret to White’s teaching
prowess. What he saw upon reaching
the classroom shocked and appalled
him.
GAZET Issue #1, 09/15/2019
Newest Bayside Educator
Teaching Students
Higher Level of
Chemistry
Drug running
infesting the
Bayside area. A
story by Logan
Bateman
There, plain to see in the chemistry man spun a tale of drug running
classroom, was a series of beakers students and drug addicted teachers.
and burners that the students and
teacher were using, not to make With the new story in hand Bateman
baking soda volcanoes, but genuine raced from the building to his car,
methamphetamines! Not only that but hoping to escape unnoticed by anyone
the school principal, one Richard else. As he drove furiously from the
Belding, was joining in the endeavor! building, rushing to get this story to print,
Our reporter quickly pulled his camera his last sight of the place was of Mr.
out to snap a couple of pictures only White’s bald head glaring at him in the
to curse at the realization that he had noon-day sun from the front of the
forgotten to put in film! His frustrated school as he drove away.
grumbling attracted the attention of
another student making his way
towards the classroom who, upon
seeing the reporter, took off down the
hall.
Our reporter, fearing of word reaching
Mr. White, took off after the young
man, determined to discover the truth.
Upon cornering the student, who gave
up his name as Zachary “Zach”
Morris, our reporter grilled him for
details on White. Nervously the young
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Bob Ross: Happy
Baking
Written By: Daisy Lugo
Earlier this week rumors broke
out stating that the famous Bob
Ross an American painter will be
making an appearance as a
contestant on The Great British
Baking Show. News today has
confirmed that he will indeed be
switching out the brushes,
paints, and canvases for frosting,
spatulas, and sweet treats.
THE CROSSOVER GAZET
From Murder
The show is set to air in
November and will be available
every Monday night starting at
8:00 pm. Will he make it through to Musicals
the stages? Is he good at
baking? Will the judges be
wowed by his creations? Who
will be crowned the winner?
Watch the show to find out.
Fans from around the world have Note from the Editor:
reacted to the news and are
eager to see if his artistic skills Ross fans from across the globe
are up to par in the baking world. are showing their support for Earlier this week we have
Judges Mary Berry and Paul artist in his new endeavor. For witnessed Cheryl Blossom
Hollywood stated in an interview example, this Bob Ross themed transfer to Lima, Ohio to join the
earlier today that "they are cake sent in by one of our loyal famous McKinley High School
excited to work with Bob Ross readers. Send pictures of your Glee Club. So far Cheryl Blossom
and to see how he combines his delicious Ross confections and has out sung Rachel Berry and
world with their world." be featured in next week’s issue! she is not happy. Since the lady
in red came into town, she has
-Logan Bateman taken over Quinn Fabray’s Spot
as head cheerleader and caused
quite some drama in the local
theatre. As well she befriended
Kurt Hummel and Blaine
Anderson the power couple of
the school. Just in the first week,
she accomplished so many goals,
what will she do next? Will she
stay longer, or will she go back to
the mysterious town of
Riverdale?

-Anna Morell

Kramer’s 90 Day Fiancé

Written By: Conner Ruschmeyer

Everyone knows him as one of Jerry Seinfeld's wacky friends, buy it seems that lately Cosmo Kramer has been getting a new identity for himself as the possible husband for beautiful
Indian Bride to be Salena Surya. The two have been spotted taking long walks on the beach and sharing romantic evenings together almost every night with the occasional break for
Kramer's wild antics with Jerry and the gang. Right now its difficult to determine if this beautiful couple truly is a match made in heaven. Investigators believe Salena is ready for
marriage and will do what she needs to be with Kramer but it appears this New York nut feels differently. Kramer told reporters that while he is enjoying his time with Salena he
thought fiance was a fancy word for boyfriend. Stick around for more updates in the future.

(Blossom and teammates at Ohio Glee

(Kramer’s friends express shock and Competition.)
confusion at his engagement.)

(The Great British Baking Show

released this cake to announce that
Ross will be competing.)

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Make sure to pick up next weeks issue as we cover the drama unfolding behind the scenes when the cast of Friends and How I Met Your Mother go head it head on
Wipeout: Team Edition

Lucifer
The New Bachelor
Makes his Debut

Morningstar Written by Heather Batson

Tonight, ABC will debut the

caught with
newest bachelor, Barney
Stinson, on this season's The
Bachelor. Stinson is a
businessman from New York

Ariana Grande? City. He worked his way from

the bottom to the top. After
high school he wanted to save
the world and is now in a high
ranked position. Stinson
Written by Araceli Leyva recently divorced his ex-wife
when she became a worldwide
newscaster and they drifted
apart. Stinson was known for
Not only was Ariana snorting
being a lady’s man in his
coke that night, it also turns out
We all know Lucifer Morningstar youth, but now is hoping to
she was dancing half naked in
has a reputation for being a bad find love again. With 30
the middle of the club with
boy. Rumors are, him and little beautiful women on the show
Maze and Chloe. But that’s not
miss Grande were caught also looking for love, one asks
all, Lucifer was also seen half
snorting coke back at Lucifer’s "Will Barney go back to his
naked with a bottle of vodka in
Nightclub, Lux, with more than player ways?" We asked his
his hand. Embarrassing right??
one goal in mind. The two were best friend Ted Mosby how he
Not for Lucifer, he told
seen entering his nightclub thinks Barney will do on this
reporters to "take as many
minutes before a picture of them season. Ted stated, "Robin
pictures as you want, it's going
was taken. I guess Lucifer changed Barney for the better.
to be a long night." For Ariana
Morningstar found a way back I believe that Barney's heart is
on the other hand, she ran out
from hell with more plans to get in the right place, at least I
of the club crying speaking to
back at his dear old dad. Not a really hope it's in the right
no one. What does this mean
shocker he picked the hottest place." It appears even Ted
for Ariana Grandes career??
singer to do his devilish deeds might have some doubts. Let's
Will Lucifer come to the rescue
with. watch this season and see if
like always? We'll just have to
Barney can really find a new
wait and see.
love.

Lucille “Lucy” Ricardo to

Compete in Hell’s Kitchen
Ricardo claims that she was just trying to prove to her Lucy also left potential customer’s waiting for over 30
No stranger to getting friends that she could make a “fancy risotto dish” when minutes as she gleefully spiraled a random group of
Written By:
crafty in the kitchen, Alicia Alvarado
she glimpsed an advertisement to audition for the hit vegetables for entertainment. The result was a typical
show. Now, she is competing with some of New York’s tongue lashing from the fiery super-chef Ramsey himself.
Lucy Ricardo is the top aspiring chefs as they slice, dice, and season their way Despite all of her mishaps, Ricardo has proven herself to
to their dreams. Ricardo seems to be struggling to be a ratings favorite. She currently sits in the top 5 spot
latest person to join understand the modern kitchen gadgets as it took her 45 among the show’s competitors. Tune in to Hell’s
the competition on minutes to turn on the industrial oven. We also witnessed Kitchen on Friday at 8:00 PM to see what this quirky
a faux pas with the Vita-mix whereby the charming lady cooks up next!
Gordon redhead splattered her station with milk and eggs by
misunderstanding the speed settings on the mixer.
Ramsey’s Hell’s
Kitchen.

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Little did he know, that Ye bit
off more than he could chew.
Known for its plot twists, The
Twilight Zone managed to
break Kanye. (Guess it wasn't
the Kardashians like everyone
predicted!) It’s a known fact
that no one loves Kanye more
than Kanye. Little did everyone
know, that Kanye himself
would soon be Kanye’d out.
During his debut episode on
The Twilight Zone, Mr. West
did not anticipate the surprise
the director would throw at
him during filming. After
delivering a promising
performance, filming was
nearly finished after three
weeks. The director finally
revealed the finale. The set
doors opened, and the room
started to be filled with actors
who looked like Kanye. Our
insider reveals that at first,
Kanye thought it was amusing.
He thought the dedication to
his likeness was incredible and
a homage to his greatness. But
after working for 2 weeks
straight with people who
resembled, spoke and acted
exactly like him, the celebrity
himself decided he needed a bit
of Kanye Rest from himself.
Our sources claim he is now
vacationing in Brazil with
fellow mega-celebrity Kim
Kardashian and their children.
We’re rooting for you, Kanye!
Hope you get back that Kanye
Zest!
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Cabs Are Here!
With The Fresh
Prince of...Jersey
Shore??
Written by: Heather Batson
Photo Caption
“This is gonna be the best season of
Jersey Shore yet! But that isn’t a very
high bar…”
Anonymous Jersey Shore Producer
In a roller coaster of events, it
has just been confirmed that
Will Smith will be spending
his summer with none other
than the crew in Jersey Shore.
Though it has been rumored
that "the Prince of Bel Air"
considered traveling abroad
(perhaps with a secret
girlfriend...or should we say
cookie?) this summer, my
sources just informed me of
his final choice to hop on over
to the east coast to let loose
with a couple of party animals.
ACTOR AND
MUSICIAN KANYE
WEST DECIDES TO
TAKE A YEAR
LONG BREAK
FROM
PERFORMING!
Mega-celebrity Kanye West apparently
woke up this morning not feeling his
Kanye Best. He tweeted to all his fans
that he would be taking a yearlong break
from work to reflect on himself. Recently
casted for The Twilight Zone, West
thought this would be another easy
paycheck.
Written by: Natalie Alvarez
Our Favorite
Make no mistake, Will Smith
did not hear of this Italian
American zoo on his own. In
fact, after Snooki herself came
Golden Girl
to greet "the Prince" at the
door, he had no problem
telling the press about his
cousin, Carlton Banks, who
excitedly invited him to come
with him to New Jersey. There
have been no signs of Carlton
at the vacation home yet, but
we'll soon uncover just how he
Gets Caught
Breaking
met the inhabitants of Jersey
Shore. What drama will unfold
with two new additions to the
vacation home? Will any new
relationships begin to
blossom? Stay tuned to find
out in next week's issue.
Bad!
Written By: Diamond Gray
Rose Nylund was arrested
last Saturday night while
she was on vacation in
Albuquerque, New Mexico.
Officers claim that they found a She told him, “Well there’s good
big bag of Heisenberg’s famous news and bad news. The bad
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blue meth in her purse. Who news is that you have cancer;
Read the stunning conclusion of Rose’s illegal exploits in next weeks issue! would have thought that a little the good news is that you have a
old lady like Rose could do perfect, peanut-shaped head.”
something so bad? However, Now, even though Heisenberg
despite the allegations, Rose runs one of the biggest drug
insists that the meth doesn’t empires in North America, I
belong to her, and she swears don’t think he could be capable
that she was framed by master- of such madness; maybe Rose
manipulator Walter White. has a dirty little secret that we
Apparently, her and Walter got don’t know about!
into an argument just a few
days before the arrest, and
that's when she made the
terrible mistake of commenting
on his bald head. But according
to Rose it wasn’t supposed to be
taken as an insult, she claims
that it was only a joke.

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