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Triton An independent student voice since 1973
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December 7, 2015 Volume 32 Issue 4
In This Issue:
Student Voices p. 3
Campus Notes p. 4
News p. 5
A&E p. 6-7
Opinion p. 8
Sports p. 10
Games & Comics p. 11-12 Photo Winners: page 6-7 Holiday Lights : page 5 Skiing : page 10
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Athletic Events
ter (such as during the event of El Niño) forecasts, the NOAA forecast shows the
typical weather we would expect dur-
Answers to Horoscope
last issue puzzles too long. What you find can lead to other
favorable changes.
SCORPIO (October 23 to Novem-
ber 21) What you expect to be potentially
* It was Scottish novelist and politi- troublesome might simply be especially
cian John Buchan who made the following ARIES (March 21 to April 19) Don’t challenging and well worth your efforts to
sage observation: “We can pay our debt to feel sheepish about looking to spend more check out. Good luck!
the past by putting the future in debt to our- time with that special person during the SAGITTARIUS (November 22 to De-
selves.” upcoming holidays. Do it because it’s the cember 21) A friendship might not seem as
* The general board of the prestigious right thing to do. trustworthy as you’d like. OK. Ask your
University of Cambridge has recommend- TAURUS (April 20 to May 20) Nev- questions, get your answers and settle the
ed that the institution hire a Professor of er mind letting misunderstandings repair matter once and for all.
Lego. Yep. The lucky academic will head themselves. Consider speaking up while CAPRICORN (December 22 to Janu-
up the Research Centre on Play in Educa- the healing process can be shorter and ary 19) A family situation moves into a
tion, Development and Learning. On a re- sweeter and leave fewer scars. new area because of (or, maybe, thanks to)
lated note, Cambridge recently received a GEMINI (May 21 to June 20) Ro- some decisions you might have felt you
donation of more than $6 million from the mance is easily awakened in the Geminian could not avoid making.
Lego Foundation. heart, especially around the happy holiday AQUARIUS (January 20 to Febru-
* If you happen to have 40 billion season. So go ahead and make those plans ary 18) You could be cutting it very close
Lego bricks lying around, you could, theo- with that special someone. if you hope to make those holiday plan
retically, build a tower to the moon. CANCER (June 21 to July 22) Moon changes in time to avoid problems. Get a
* Single-shot coffee makers like Children can glow with their own inner friend or family member to help.
Keurig are increasingly popular, but the light as the holiday season magic takes PISCES (February 19 to March 20)
inventor of the K-Cup coffee pods doesn’t hold. It’s a very special time for Cancers Friends show how important you are to
actually use them himself. John Sylvan and Libras together. Enjoy. them. Keep these precious relationships
says, “I don’t have one. They’re kind of LEO (July 23 to August 22) It’s a good thriving. They affect much that will hap-
expensive to use.” He added, “It’s not like time for you fabulous Felines to take plea- pen to the fabulous Fish in the new year.
drip coffee is tough to make.” sure in your special gift for, well, taking BORN THIS WEEK: Time spent at
* Beloved British author Charles pleasure! Look for this holiday season to home alone nurtures your mystic self.
Dickens was forced to go to work at the give you every reason to purr. Spending your time with others nurtures
age of 11, pasting labels on bottles of shoe VIRGO (August 23 to September 22) them.
polish in a boot-blacking factory. Soon af- This is a good time to let others who are in (c) 2015 King Features Synd., Inc.
ter, his father was put in debtors’ prison, your life get a little closer to you. You’ll
and when his mother and siblings went to both find out what you’ve been missing for Thought for the Day: “The greatest
live with him there; young Charles was left far too long. analgesic, soporific, stimulant, tranquiliz-
to live on the streets and fend for himself. LIBRA (September 23 to October 22) er, narcotic and to some extent even antibi-
It’s not surprising, then, that after Dickens Open up your eyes and see some welcome otic -- in short, the closest thing to a genu-
achieved the great success he enjoyed as surprises you’ve missed or overlooked for ine panacea -- known to medical science is
a writer, he was an ardent campaigner for work.” -- Thomas Szasz
children’s rights.
* If you plan to become a patriotic Have story ideas? let us know what’s working and what’s
citizen of Greece, I hope you have a good not.
- Is something going on around campus?
memory: The Greek national anthem has a
whopping 158 verses. Comments on Or want to write for us?
*** stories? Drop us a line at:
- Letters to the editor are a good way to tritoneditor@gmail.com
(c) 2015 King Features Synd., Inc.