February 25th 1997
‘Satan worshipping star travellers blamed
for West Virginia mayhem !! ‘Lucifer’s
servants’ to blame says local seer.
West Virginia law enforcement authorities
seeking to unravel the mysterious spate of
disappearances and cattle mutilations besetting
the state need search no further according to a
famous ‘wise woman’ and self proclaimed
psychic - for the answer lies in the stars above !!
The last few weeks have been deeply troubling
ones for the rural communities of Tucumseh and
Lowery Counties in West Virginia as herds of
sheep and cattle there have been subjected to
bizarre and sickening night attacks. In most
cases, authorities have declined to give details
of the damage inflicted - but local gossip would
have it that the animals have been savaged and
partially eaten - and in some cases drained of
blood entirely !
Worse still, Lowery County has suffered through
a total of nine disappearances - with farmers and
other rural employees going missing in strange,
worrying and uncharacteristic circumstances.
Although doubtless vexed, the police can now
direct their enquiries to a single source -
according to Lowery County mystic Chryssy
‘Crystal’ Vickersen. The self-proclaimed
‘Mistress of the Mind’ declared to our reporter
that the police should be calling out the
National Guard to set a trap for the
perpetrators - evil Satanists from outside our
very own Solar System !!
‘I saw them in a vision, as clear to me as the
hand in front of my face. They told me that they
were the Devil’s Children, come to terrorize
good Christians and they would never be
stopped - unless it was through the power of
prayer and mind energy’ said Crystal at her
home yesterday. She continued ‘They chose to
reveal this to me as they see me as a respected
enemy and are fearful of my mind-fu. I can only
urge the people of this County and this State to
do their brain-meld exercises and pray to the
Almighty - otherwise they could be the next
victim to be whisked away and sacrificed to
Lucifer on their hellish homeworld’- a
homeworld which is apparently ‘somewhere
near the Horsehead Nebula’ according to
‘Crystal’.
Regular readers may recall some of Crystal’s
earlier visions in which she predicted a second
Biblical Flood in 1993 and the return of Jimi
Hendrix as a Presidential candidate by the end
of the millenium.
The Lowery County Sheriff’s Department could
not be called upon to comment upon Mrs
Vickerson’s information except to say that they
continued to treat recent events in the County
‘with the utmost gravity’ and they implored
anyone with any information to come forward.
They declined to comment on whether they had
any positive leads to pursue.