1. Q: Imagine you’re in a room that is filling with water. There are no windows or doors.

How do you get

out?

A: Stop imagining!

2. Q: What two things can you never eat for breakfast?

A: Lunch and dinner!

3. Q. What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?

A. The letter M

4. Q: If you throw a blue stone into the Red Sea, what will it become?

A: Wet.

5. Q: What do you call a fairy that hasn’t taken a bath?

A: Stinker Bell.

6. Q: You will buy me to eat but never eat me. What am I?

A: A plate.

7. Q: How do oceans say hello to each other?

A: They wave!

8. Q: Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?

A: The C.
9.Q: What can you catch but not throw?

A: Cold.

10. Q: What goes up and down but never moves?

A: The temperature.

11. Q: What starts with a P, ends with an E and has thousands of letters?

A: Post office.

12. Q: What superhero is terrible at their job because they always get lost and are late?

A: “Wander” Woman.

13. Q: Mr. Blue lives in the blue house, Mr. Yellow lives in the yellow house, and Mr. Black lives in the
black house. Who lives in the white house?

A: The President.

14. Q: What has hands but can’t clap?

A: A clock.

15. Q: I have keys but no doors. I have space but no rooms, I allow you to enter but you are never able
to leave. What am I?

A: A keyboard.

16. What’s most useful when it’s long and hard?

A: A college education
17. Your finger fits right in it. You play with it when you’re bored. Once you’re married, you’re stuck with
the same one forever. What is it?

A: A ring

18. What’s the white, sticky stuff most girls like, but instead of swallows, spits out?

A: toothpaste!

19. What goes in hard and comes out wet, squishy and sticky?

A: Bubble gum!

20. You can’t taste it until you undress it. What is it?

A: A banana!

21. I end with “o-r-n” and start with “p” and I’m a major player in the film industry. What am I?

A: Popcorn

22. What is soft and wet on the inside while being hard and hairy on the outside? The word begins with
“c,” ends in “t,” and there’s a “u” and an “n” between them.

A: A coconut!

23. What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

A: A towel.

24. What kind of room has no doors or windows?

A: Mushroom!
25. What kind of tree can you carry in your hand?

A: A palm

26. What's a grammar nerd's favorite political theory?

A: Communism

27. What did the triangle say to the circle?

A: You’re pointless.

28. What takes a part of your soul, but reflects you truly?

A: A photograph.

29. What has toes but no feet or legs?

A: Tomatoes.

30. What do you call a fruit that is never alone?

A: A pear.

31. You use it every day, you make it every day, you have to go to it every day. What am I?

A: A bed.

32. My farther is the moon, my mother is the sea, I die when I reach land. What am I?

A: waves.

33. He has married many women but has never been married. Who is he?

A: A priest.
34: What goes up when the water comes down?

A: An Umbrella

35. What does a woman have two of the cow has four of?

A: Legs!

36. What’s a four-letter word that ends in “k” and means the same as intercourse?

A: Talk

37. What’s in a man’s pants that you won’t find in a girl’s dress?

A: Pockets

38. I’m great for protection. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I?

A: Gloves 39. Using only addition, how can you add eight 8s to get the number 1,000?

A: 888 + 88 + 8 + 8 + 8 = 1,000.

40. If you can purchase 8 eggs for 26 cents, how many can you buy for a cent and a quarter?

A: Eight.

41. I am an odd number. Take away a letter and I become even. What number am I?

A: Seven

42. What do you get when you divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10? A: 70

43. Can you arrange four nines to make it equal to 100?

A: 99+9/9=100
44. Which one of Santa's reindeer can be seen on Valentine's Day?

A: Cupid

45. What 3 letter word start with "S" and ends with "X" and has a vowel in the middle?

A: Six

46. What is something that is sometimes long and sometimes short, women love having them an
commands a woman's full attention?

A: Conversation

47. What kind of goose fights with snakes?

A: A mongoose

48. You answer me, although I never ask you questions. What i am?

A: telephone

49. What word is always pronounced wrong?

A: Wrong!

50. Alene is outside a shop. He can’t read the signs but she knows she needs to go in to make a
purchase. What store is she at?

A: Eye glasses store.

1.Maikling landasin, di maubos lakarin.

Sagot: Anino

2. Limang puno ng niyog, isa’y matayog

Sagot: Daliri

3. Hindi hayop, hindi tao, pumupulupot sa tiyan mo.

Sagot: Sinturon

4. Dala mo dala ka, dala ka ng iyong dala.

Sagot: Sapatos

5. Maliit pa si Kumpare, nakakaakyat na sa tore.

Sagot: Langgam

6. Kung gusto mong tumagal pa ang aking buhay, kailangang ako ay mamatay.

Sagot: Kandila

7. Kung kailan mo pinatay, saka pa humaba ang buhay.

Sagot: Kandila

8. Baboy ko sa pulo, ang balahibo’y pako.

Sagot: Langka
9. Isang butil ng palay, sakot ang buong buhay.

Sagot: Ilaw

10. Ako ay may kaibigan, kasama ko kahit saan.

Sagot: Anino

11. Sa araw ay bungbong, sa gabi ay dahon.

Sagot: banig

12. Dumaan ang hari, nagkagatan ang mga pari.

Sagot: siper

13. Munting hayop na pangahas, aaligid-aligid sa ningas.

Sagot: gamu-gamo

14. Tinaga ko ang puno, sa dulo nagdurugo.

Sagot: gumamela

15. Naabot na ng kamay, ipinagawa pa sa tulay.

Sagot: Kubyertos

16. Malaking supot ni Mang Jacob, kung sisidlan ay pataob.

Sagot: Kulambo
17. Maliit pa si kumare, marunong ng humuni.

Sagot: Kuliglig

18. Baka ko sa palupandan, unga’y nakakarating kahit saan.

Sagot: Kulog

19. May bintana nguni’t walang bubungan, may pinto nguni’t walang hagdanan.

Sagot: Kumpisalan

20. Heto na si Kaka, bubuka-bukaka.

Sagot: Palaka

21. Magandang prinsesa, nakaupo sa tasa.

Sagot: Kasoy

22. Hindi pari, hindi hari, nagdadamit ng sari-sari.

Sagot: Paruparo

23. Dalawang batong itim, malayo ang nararating.

Sagot: Mga mata

24. Kay lapit-lapit na sa mata, di mo pa rin makita.

Sagot: tenga

25. Sa maling kalabit, may buhay na kapalit.

Sagot: baril
26. Sa buhatan ay may silbi, sa igiban ay walang sinabi.

Sagot: bayong o basket

27. Hindi tao, hindi hayop, kung uminom ay salup-salop.

Sagot: Batya

28. Isa ang pasukan, tatlo ang labasan.

Sagot: kamiseta

29. Buto’t balat na malapad, kay galing kung lumipad.

Sagot: Saraggola

30. Lumuluha walang mata, lumalakad walang paa.

Sagot: Ballpen o Pluma

31. Nagbibigay na, sinasakal pa.

Sagot: Bote

32. May puno walang bunga, may dahon walang sanga.

Sagot: Sandok

33. Hinila ko ang baging, sumigaw ang matsing.

Sagot: Kampana o batingaw

34. Yumuko man ang reyna, di malalaglag ang korona.

Sagot: Bayabas
35. Nakatalikod na ang prinsesa, ang mukha’y nakaharap pa.

Sagot: Balimbing

36. Aling ibon dito sa mundo ang lumilipad at sumususo ang anak

Sagot: Kabag ( fruit bat)

37. Tumapak ako sa impyerno, maya maya nasa langit na ako

Sagot: Eskalator

38. Maliit na bahay puno ng mga patay

Sagot: Posporo

39: Araw araw nabubuhay, Taon-taon namamatay

Sagot: Kalendaryo

40: Mataas kung nkaupo, Mababa kung nakatayo.

Sagot: Aso

41. Duguang buhok ni monika, sinipsip ng kaniyang bisita

Sagot: Spaghette

42: Naligo si kapitan hindi nabasa ang tiyan

Sagot: Bangka

43. Alipin ng hari, hindi makalakad kung hindi itali

Sagot: Sapatos

44. Aling bagay sa mundo, ang inilalakad ay ulo? Sagot: suso

45: Baston ng kapitan, hindi mahawakan

Sagot: Ahas

46. Ang ilalim ay impyerno, ang ibabaw ay purgatoryo, gitna'y makakain mo

Sagot: Bibingka

47. Isang pinggan, laganap sa buong bayan

Sagot: Buwan

48. Dalawang magkaibigan, may talim ang tiyan; matagal mg nagkakagatan dipa nagkakasakitan

Sagot: Gunting

49. Hinila ko ang tadyang, lumapad ang tiyan

Sagot: Payong

50. Putukan ng putukan, hndi ngkakarinigan

Sagot: Kampana