LAB STORY

SCENE # 01: Jameel is fantasizing himself with Qutubuddin, where Qutubuddin enters and
explains his ideas that what he is working on these days and how he is going to use that time
machine to bring HEER and RANJHA with whom he is obsessed with!

Jameel: Qutubuddin mere hain , Qutubuddin mere nahi hain , ab kia yeh phool decide krega k
who mere hain k nahi hai ? huh womere thay , hain ,aur mere hi rahenge

Qutubuddin: (enters with a book in his hand) tumhari ankhein jab jab dekhta hun dil chahta hai
un mein dubjaoun

Jameel : (dusri side dekh kr ) YESSSS

Qutubuddin: jab bhi ankhein band krta hun tou sirf tumhara chehra meri ankhon ki samne hota
hai

Jameel: Oh Yess Yess

Qutubuddin: tuhare honton se jab mein apna nam sunta hun tou mera dil leher uthta hai

Jameel : OH YES YESSSS YESSSSS……………… (Change the topic please)

Qutubuddin: tum yahan kia krrrahe ho ?

Jameel: Apki meethi meethi si batein sunrahi hun oh sorry I mean sunraha hun SIRRR

Qutubuddin: chup kro tumhein nahi sunaraha yeh mein

Jameel: YAAAAAR Sir bolte rahein naw bohot acha lagraha haii

Qutubuddin: Shutup tumhein pata hai yeh mein kahani parraha hun Heer Ranjha ki kahani jo ek
dusre se bohooot pyar krte thay magar unke manhoos chacha ne unko zeher khilaker mardia
aur unki mohabbat shuru hone se pehle hi khatam hogyai ! (afsurda hote we )

Jameel: koi bat nahi sir unki love story puri nahi hui tou kia hua abhi humara time hai sir
sochein ( gana gatay we ) JAB HUM JAWAN HONGAY JAANE KAHAN HONGAY

Qutubuddin: Shutup kitni baar kaha hai tumhein tum jameel ho jameela nahi

Jameel: JAMEELAA? Akhir kab shuru hogi hamari Raas Leela

Qutubuddin: chup kro tumhein pata hai naw mein kitna bara scientist hun yeh tou logon ko
meri qadar nahi hai tumhein kia lagta hai yeh jo TV hai yeh kisne ijad kia hai ?

Jameel: kisne sir?

Qutubuddin : Mein ne Mein ne ! bus woh ON nahi hota tha baki saray features same thay
Jameel: Sir hahahaha Ap bhi naw bht hasate hain mujhe

Qutubuddin: Shutup ! mein serious hun ab mein bnaunga TIME MACHINE aur banjaunga duniya
ka sab se bara scientist! HAHAHA ! log mujhe pehchanenge mere sath selfies lenge ! mujhse
autograph mangenge , phir mujhse kahenge k humein time se agay bhejo kabhi peechay bhejo ,
AGAY , PEECHAY , AGAY , PEECHAY ! aur uske liye mein unse lunga paisay , Aur phir jameel paisa
hi paisa paisa hi paisa (Jameel ko hug krte we aur uchalte we )

Jameel : (zor se hug back krne lagega)

Qutubuddin: choro mujheeee

Jameel: karte rhiye naw sir maza araha hai

Qutubuddin: wahiyat aurat mera matlab admi kam mein lago chalo! Jaker meri book leker ao jo
mere room mein hai

Jameel: Room mein sirrrr? OMGEEEEZZ

Mr. Wangru: tum tou isi mein der lagado mujhe time machine per kam krna hai mein hi leker
ata hun

Jameel: aray sirrr suneee tooooo

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SCENE #02 (A): Qutubuddin after a lot of trying couldn’t be able to start the time machine
which makes him cry and Jameel somehow manage to start the time machine which made
Qutubuddin so Happy that he decides to bring Heer Ranjha from history.

Qutubuddin: (Crying)

Jameel: NOOOO sir Nooo please aise mat royein …. Meri hasi nikaljayegi

Qutubuddin: Yahan meri machine nahi start horai aur tumhein hasi arai hai

Jameel: bus sir itni si bat? Jadu hai naw sir who sab theek krdega (Rohhit mehra ki awaz mein )

Action:- Jameel machine k pas jata hai aur botton dabana shuru krta hai

OM OM OM OM , OM OM OM OM , OM OM OM OM, OM OM OM,

(Machine mein se awazein ati hain )

Qutubuddins: (hairani se ) yeh ? yeh ? kese kia tumne yeh

Jameel: apne hath agay layein ?

Qutubuddin: nahi tum thookdogay

Jameeel: aray sir sikhaunga apko layein hath dein

OMOMOMOM, OMOMOMOM. OMOMOM, OMOMOM

MACHINE: started (MUSIC)

Qutubuddin: (khushi se pagal hoker) ARAYYY ARAYYY MIRACLEEEE MIRACLEEEE (Audience ko

dekhte hoye )

Qutubuddin: (Jameel k forehead per zor dar kiss krega) tum kamal ho tum kamalll hoooo

Jameel: ( sharmate hoye apne mathe per hath rkhega) WITH ROMANTIC BACKGROUND MUCIS

Qutubuddin: abay ohhhhhhhhh andar ja andar jaaa

Jameel: (sharmatay hoye mun chupaker andar bhagjayega)

SCENE#02 (B): Qutubuddin decides to bring his favorite couple Heer and Ranjha , when
reached in past he saw Ranjha stopping heer from eating poisoned Laddu and bring them in
2019 where he tells them to wait for him until he comes back for them to make them sleep
but when he comes back Heer and Ranjha get vanished and he got to know that they ran
away

Qutubuddin: Ab mein launga HEER AUR RANJHA Ko yahann 2019 mein , maza ayega maza
ayegaaa, remote kidher hai remote kidher hai (remote ka botton dabayega)and smoke

HEER AND RANJHA ENTRY:

Ranjha: OYEEEEEEEEEEE (Sunny deol style mein )

Heer : ki oya?

Ranjha: ( slow motion mein bhagta wa ayega )

Heer : ( apni ghari dekhrai)

Ranjha: ( laddu uske hath se phekta hai) Heer aye ni khaaaaa aye laddu nu chordeee ee laduu
wich zeherr ayyee

Heer: Oye Ranjha? Aye to tu utay khara hoke v kehendeta to mene sunlena tha ! inna drama
create kerne di ki Lor si?

Ranjha: ( sochte hoye) gal tou aye v theek si ! per tu smjhti nai hai heeriyayyy ! mein inna pyar
jo krda tennu

Heer: rende ab tu apni over acting nu pyar da support layke cover na maar
Ranjha: tere piyo naal wadda mutasir aa mein

Heer : ranjhaaaaa mere piyo nu kuch na bol

Action:- Qutubuddin entres

Ranjha: oye heer itthay aa tere kamray wich cockroach ghus aya

Heer: ranjha tu tou andha hai aye babaji hai ! tennu kinni vaar kaha hai darwaza lock krke aya kr
viyah wala ghar hai ghareeb ghus atay hain bheek mangne wastay

Qutubuddin: oyee mein ghareeb nahi hun na hi mein cockroach hun ( laddu uthaker khane
lagta hai )

Ranjha: abay oyeee shidai hogya hai kia,ager jan dene da inna hi shoq si tou gadi de neechay aa
, kisi waddi bemaari naal mar ! ee khake marega tou puray gaoun mein thu thu hogi k baba jii
maray bhi tou kesay laddu khakay! Lakh di lanat aye

Heer: wadda hoshiyar hogya hai tu

Qutubuddin: who tou theek hai per ap donon mein se heer ranjha kon hau

Ranjha: mein heer aan who ranjha hai ! aye budhay satyagaya hai kia ? who kudi aye mein
munda unnn MUNDAA , MARDDD ,Kamina ,Kutta , Begherat ,

Qutubuddin: arayyyy hehehhe chalo chalo hamare pas 10 min hain

Heer: OYE menu ne jana tere naal PAPAAAA JEEE

2019 ! mein HEER AND RANJHA aur scientist

Qutubuddin: ayyyee hum agaye hum agaye ruko mein confirm krleta hun

ROMAISA AND KAZIM as SABZI WALAY : Alooooo Lelooooooo Bhindiiii Leloooo

Qutubuddin: excuse me

Kazim: aray zara ruko bhaya hamare parat tou hone dijiyeee shuru hoja munna

Kazim: Aloo lele turai lele adrak lele tinday lele

Qutubuddin: aray aray bhai mujhe sirf itna poochna yeh saaal konsa haiii?

Kazim: aray (has kr) kia paglagaye ho ? dekho chutka kaa puchrahe hain

Romaisa: hahaha aray bhaiya 2019 hai aur konsa saal hoyega, ap ko baji alloo lena hai tou bolo
hamara tou bus nahi chalraha bhaya isko thele per bithalein ek dum Alo jesa lagat hai humka

Ranjha: OYEEE
Kazim: aray kahay phasat hooo chaloo nawww

Qutubuddin: aray 2019 hai 2019 haiii tum donon yahin ruko mein abhi aya

Heer: Oye hoye hoye hoyeeeee aye vekh ranjhaaa aye to alag hi duniya lagdi aye inni soniiii

Ranjha: Oye Heeerr tu inna khush na oh menu tou lagda hai ee baba jii na asi kidnap krke ithay
laya si our In sab kartuton de peechay ter banmanas jese shakal piyo da hath si

Heer: tu phir mere piyo nu beech mein le aya

Ranjha: oye Jaa inni waddi aur moti cheez beech mein kiday ayegi?

Heer: Ranjha chup ker! Tune suna nahi aye 2019 aur menu lagda hai k hum 2019 wich aa hi
gaye hainn??? (sharmaker)

Ranjha: eeeeee

Heer: tou menu lagdaaa haiiiii

Ranjha: eeeee

Heer: menu lagda haiiiii

Ranjha eeeee??

Heer: k mennu apne piyu nu inform krdena chahiye si k asi ithay se

Ranjha: oh teri behen di!! Oh heeriyay menu naw kadi kadi tere naal viyah krne de faislay wich
wese hi pachtawa Honda aye, jese tere dada dadi nu hua hoga jab tuada piyu paida hoya hoga !

Heer: Ranjhaaaaaa

Ranjha: oh heriyay thandddd paaa ! 2019 mein aahi gaye hain tou aaa zara nikkay nikkay kapray
paaa k , chummiya shummiya paaa k , lassi wasssi khaaa k , maze lende

Heer: oye Ranjha tu kina chichora hogya hai

Ranjha: oye tennu ni jana tou ithay menu aur both si kudiya miljani hain ooh bhi soni soni

Heer: oye ranjha ager tune yeh phir bakwas ki tou mein v ithay sone sone munday bethein hain
kisi k v naal viyah krlangi

Ranjha: shakal dekhi tune apni?aisa lagda tere piyo ne wig penni hai

Heer: Ranjha yeh tu ab jahil pana krraha hai I donut like jahil marad are you educated ranjha?

Ranjh? Konsa cadet?

Heer: are you serious Ranjha ? you are uneducated ? tu menu kavi btaya v nahi menu tere se
bat ee na krni ( rotay we chali jayegu )

Ranjha: aray meri heriyay mein mazakkkk krraha thaaa

Heer aur ranjha stage se chalay jayenge

Qutubuddin: yeh log kahan gayeeeeeeee dhundne lagayga aur stage se chala jayega

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SCENE#03: DON and his chelays visit lab to figure out where wangru keeps his time machine
and how to steal it! Don escape due to face off with jameel!

Action:- Don , Radhay and Sanatta ek line mein arahe aur takrajatay hain

Sanatta : (chamaat radhay ko) andha hai kia

Radhay: (Chamat chota don ko ) andha hai kia

Don: ayeeeee Aj tak chotay don ko kisi ne thappar nahi mara sorry bol sorry bol

Radhay: alay… (adha bolta hi hai )

Don: Chal jaaaa maaf kia don ka dil bht bara haii…. Chalo finally hum yahan phnch gye!

Radhay: bhai wese hum yahan krne kia aye hain?

Don: Wo to meeeee…. Bhool gya!

Radhay: sir ji sanatte ne mujhe btaya k yeh yahi woh jagah hain jahan duniya ka hone wala sab
se bara scientist rehta hai jisne ek time machine ijad ki hai jisse who logon ko agay peechay krke
paisay kamiyaega jisko hum churayenge aur duniya k sab se baray don banjayenge

Don: per tune tou kaha yeh bolta nahi hai ?

Radhay : mein sanattay k kanpne se uski batein smjhta hun , kiun sanattay

Sanatta: Kanpega

Don: yeh kia bola

Radhay: kehta hai haaan

Don: aye yeh tou mein bhi btadun lekin itna bara kese Smjhaya yeh tere ko?

Radhay: oh mein batana bhulgaya jab yeh sab horaha tha mein iske sath tha
Don: mera hath bhi kanpta hai isko dekh kr bhi bata naw yeh kia kehna chahta hai ?( maarte
hoye)

Radhay: alay bhai kia mazak krte ho

Don: abay aye shuru kon kia? Tum log jante bhi ho tum log kiske sath aye ho jis k peechay 12
mulkoonn ki police lagi hai aur 13vi se already bat chalrai hai aur tum log tou meri naak
katwarehe ho !

Sannata: aray is machine tak pohcna tou mere bayein hath ka kaam hai

Radhay: ary tera bayaaan hath tw kam hi nahi krta

Sannata: ayyyy! Bayan nh mera dayaan hath kaam nh karta aur mera yeh hath sirf tab hi kam
krta hai jab mein nachta hun

Don: aye kia hath hath khel rahe ho? Mere ko tw andar lo! bakwas band kro abhi tum log ka
boss mein hun? kon hai? Mein hun? tum log bahar hi kharay rhogay andar kon jayega ?

Radhay: boss ap jao na ap jao na. (Don ko agay krke)

Don: ( Radhay ko agay krke abay tu jaa )

Radhay: ek minuteee Sanatta jayega .

Jameel: ( entres) oh YES YES YES YES , 3 Larkay mere darwaze per kisi ne sahi kaha hai k upper
wala jab bhi deta deta chappar phar kr

Sanatta: kanpte hoye girjayega

Jameel: lo tum tou abhi se flat hogaye mujh per andar ao hotties

Don: Abay yeh kia makhlooq hai

Radhay: Bhai ye mald numa tatoon hai

Don: kia cartoon?!

Radhe: Aray bhai tatoon tatoon!!

Don : Han cartoon tw ye hai magar bohat khofnaak!

Radhe: Bos shel ho ap shel….. lol (roar)

Don: ye kin na bat tu ne …. Apun kisi se nh darta!

Action:- Dog sound! And sannata will come to senses and then again he will become
unconscious
Don: Goti kalti maar!

Radhay: bablay baaap

Sanatta: wahin behosh parha hai k wapas who log aker uske sath leker bhagte

Peechay se wangru ki awaz ati hai “Jameeeel”

Jameel: Yes Sir!! Aya!!

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Scene#04(A): Qutubuddin enters crying Jameel gives him an idea to not to be worried and
bring Romeo Juliet for the experiments and till then he can go out to find Heer Ranjha!
Qutubuddin agrees with Jameel and bring Romeo Juliet to 2019 ! and hit them with stick to
make them unconsciousness.

Qutubuddin: (Crying)

Jameel: (rotay we ) kia huwa sir Heer aur Ranjha nahi milay?

Qutubuddin: ( rotay we ) nahi milay ab mein experiments kis per krunga

Jameel: mujh per krein naw sir

Qutubuddin: nahi nahi nahi! Mujhe couple chahiye

Jameel: sir tou puuuuri history mein kia apko heer ranjha hi milay thay experiments k liye?

Qutubuddin: kia kehna chahte ho ?

Jameel: Sirr Romeo Juliet, the most romantic couple! ap ko bulana hai tou unhein bulayein,
Ager naam kamana hi hai tou puri duniya mein naam kamayein yeh kia Heer Ranjha per atak kr
rehgaye hain ap.

Qutubuddin: Aray meri sherni tou pehle kiun nahi btaya, magar Heer Ranjha ka kia ager who na
milay tou who history se mitjayenge

Jameel: Sir ap Romeo Juliet ko tou le yein phir unhein bhi dhundliyega

Qutubuddin: bilkul sahi kaha , Bilkul sahi kaha

Action:- Qutubddin time machine mein bethega

Qutubuddin: Jameel jao jaldi se time machine ka button on karo!

Action: - Time machine ghayab

Jameel: Huh! Sir phir mujhe chor kar chaly gaye!

HISTORY.

Juliet: Oh Romeo mere Romeoooo

Romeo: Here I am meri juliettt!! Aj tum kitni cutiepie , honey bun si , bilkul muffin si lagrai ho

Juliet: Awwww mela babu kitna acha hai

Romeo: Juliet yad hai tumhein jab hum pehli bar mummy papa se chup ker date per gaye tha ?
Tumhare chehre k upper k 10 kilo makeup se tou meri nazar hat hi nahi rahi thi , jese hi thandi
hawa tumhare baalon ko chutii , sarrrrrrr sarrr , tumhare balon se jharta dandruff mujhe snow
fall mein hone ka ahsas deta , us raat mein tumhari yad mein soya hi nahi , bhala nightmares
dekh kr bhi kisi ko neend ati hai (haste hoye)

Juliet: kitne romantic ho tum kiun naw aj hum who yadein taaza krein

Romeo: chalo mein tumhein Icecream khilane leker jata hun

Juliet: aur icecream k bad Meetha paan bhi

Romeo: Meetha paaan?? Aray han han kiun nahi tumhein apne hathon se paan banaker
khilaunga , Chunay k matkey mein ungli daal ker paan mein aise lagaungi jese paan na ho kisi
gori ka gaal ho , thora sa zafran , thora sa kathhaa

Juliet: yeh pan banarahe ho ya jootay chamkarahe ho

Romeo: acha yeh choro icecream ka flavor konsa?

Action:- Qutubuddin enters

Qutubuddin: ja mere liye pinapple

Romeo: tum kon hai?

Juliet: aray mera hath choro , Romeoooo

Romeo: oye tum chup kro yahan se isne mujhe bhi pakra wa hai

Qutubuddin: Hamare pas phir se sirf 10 sec hi hain

2019:

Qutubuddin: heheh hum agaye ruko mein confirm krlun

ROMAISA and Kazim as cool boys enters

Kazim: YO (Rap gayega)

Romaisa: ohhhb Damnnnn maaaaamiii

Qutubuddin: aye bhai yeh konsa saal hai

Romaisa and Kazim: Ye 2019 hai brrroooo (dance krte we chalay jayenge)

Romeo: oh God tum yahan kiun laye ho humein wahan hamari Icecream pighalrai hai

Juliet: Mujhe ghabrahat horai hai OMG OMG OMG

Action: - Jameel enters and hit both Romeo and Juliet on their heads and they become
unconscious.

Qutubuddin: Aray ye kia kardia?!

Jameel: Oops! Galti se mistake hogai!

Qutubuddin: Ab meri shakal kia dekh rahy ho? Jao jaldi se inhen andar le kar jao!

Action:- Jameel will take R/J inside the room.

Qutubuddin: Ha ha ha! Jab me Romeo or Juliet ko la chuka hun, Heer Ranjha ko bhi dhoond hi
nikalunga! Tw bas ab mujhe ek couple aur darkaar hai ku k jahan hon couples teen, maamlaat
hojaty hain rangeen! Hahahaha!.... Ab main jaunga Egypt aur wahan se launga Anthony and
Cleopatra ko!

Action:- qutubuddin will enter the time machine.

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SCENE # 04(B): Interaction of Anthony and Cleopatra, Qutubuddin will bring them to 2019 and
inject them to sleep.

Action:- cleaopatra is brushing her hair

Anthony: (enters) Cleopatra! You selfish woman! Show me your face so that I can cut your head
with my raging sword.

Cleopatra: are you sure Anthony?

Anthony: what do you mean by that woman?

Cleopatra: I mean (turns around)

Music: romantic guitar music

Action:- Anthony’s sword will drop and on music, they will come close to each other in a
romantic manner and at that moment, Qutubuddin will appear between them.

Qutubuddin: Is se zyada begherti me bardasht nh kar sakta!

Anthony & Cleopatra: How dare you interrupt our moment!!

Qutubuddin: Aray bhai bhai bhai! Me tw ye keh raha tha k hamare pas bas 10 seconds reh gye
hain.

2019:

Qutubuddin: Ab tw ye 2019 hi hoga! Esi hi lab thi meri 2019 me! Matlab hum agye 2019 me!

Anthony & Cleopatra: (ghuroor k sth) tum kia hmain 2019 me le kar aao gay.. hain hum 2019
me hain?

Qutubuddin: aray han bhaee haan!!

Anthony and Cleopatra: kam zarf shaks hum tumhain zinda nh chorenge!

Action:- Anthony and Cleopatra Qutubuddin ka gala dbayenge k achanak peche se Jameel aa
kar un dono ko behoshi ka injection laga dega.

Qutubuddin: Zindagi me pehli bar tumne koi sahi kaam kia hai. Now follow me!

Jameel: yes yes yes!

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SCENE #05: Jameel messesup with time machine which bring Junglees in 2019 and they run
away outside. Qutubuddin gets to know and he announces a reward of 15 Lakh who bring
back jungles to him till the he tells jameel to take care of Romeo Juliet and goes out in a
search of Heer Ranjha

Jameel: Yeh time machine unhon ne apne pyaray hathon se banai hai ! itne mehenti hai HAYEE
Allah, bus hum jaldi se ek hojayein magar akhir kab…… kiun naw mein is time machine se future
mein jaoun aur dekhun k who mere hoye ya nahi ! wes tou mujhe check krne ki zarurat nahi
mujhe maloom hai k who mere hi hain ,,,, magar yeh akhir chalta kese hai , yeh button dabaker
dekhta hun

TIME MACHINE: smokeeee

Music: the lion king music

Junglees: HO BALAAAAAAAAA

Jungli1: Ho bala ho bala! Jangli ne patta nikala!

Jungle 3: ye tw hoga!
Jameel: AAAaaaaaa yeh kia dekhlia ittne saray mard who bhi bina kapron k mujhe sharam aria
hai please ap log kapray pehnein

Junglees: Obala???? ( dance krte we bahar chalay jayenge)

Jameel: Oh shit , ab mein kia krun yeh tou bahar bhaaggaye , Qutubuddin ko pata chala tou
who tou meri jan lelenge

Qutubuddin: aray jameel acha hua tum mujhe milgaye mein bus bahar hi jaraha the Heer
Ranjha ko dhundne jab tak tum romeo, Juliet, Anthony or cleopatra per nazar rkhna ….dehan se
bhag na jayein

Jameel: umm sir wohhh

Qutubuddin: ( Call ayegi) Hello? Kia ? hainn ? kon jungleeeee?? JAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL

Jameel: Sir who mein apko btane hi wala tha

Qutubuddin: tumne meri Time machine k sath cher khani kriiii ab mein Her Ranjha ko dhundo
ya phir yeh junglee puray sheher mein hangama krrahe inhein rokun , kia krun kia krunnnn

Idea mere kuch janne walay hain police walay ( phone uthaker) Hello jii Sir , Sir who bilkul mere
jungle hai apek kam krein job hi mujhe who Junglee laaker dega mein use 15 lakh inaam dunga
sir, Thankyou sir , ufff yeh bala utri sir se ab mein jata hun HEER RANJHA ko dhundne tum yahin
rehna Romeo, Juliet, Anthony or Cleopatra k pas, mein ata hun

Jameel: Jee Sir, ( jaker bethjayega aur qutubuddin ki pic uthaker dekh kr seenay se lagaker
bethjata hai ankhein band krke k peechay se Romeo, Juliet, Anthony and cleopatra we uthker
bahar chalay jatay ) aur Jameel us pic k sath andar jata hai aur peechay se awaz ayegi , Hayeee
Alllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah Romeoooo Julieeeeeeeeettt, Anthonyyyy, Cleopatra! sab Kahan
gayeee?)

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SCENE #06: Heer and Ranjha wearing Jackets and glasses accidently enters in club and meet
2019 couple and have dance off with them. Qutubuddin gets to know that there is a couple
messed up the whole club which lead him to reach there and find Heer Ranjha there and take
them with him

Ranjha: Oye Heeeeriyayyy dekhhhh mein lagraha hun naw sona munda kudiyon ne flat hojana
hai

Heer: Oye Hoye tu tou macho man lagra hai ek dum , menu wekh mein kesi lagdi aan

Ranjha : hayee Heer tennu vekh k aj menu purane walay ghar di yad agai
Heer: ( khush aur sharmatay we ) kiun Ranjha menu vekh kr tujhe bv bbv sa feel Honda hai
naw?

Ranjha: Oye naiiii oyee mere ghar de bahar jo baardh mein meri bhens hai billo menu waddi
yad satati hai uski tennu wekh kr , wahi jhumke wahi nath mein long aye haye haye

Heer: Ranjhaaaaa,lanat aye teri zindagi tay , tu ne apni shakal dekhi hai Magarmach di Aulaad

Ranjha: dekh heeeriyay aise na bol mein tere piyo nu apna piyo manda hun

Heer: Oye Ranjha tu phir mere piyo pe agya

Kazim as Johny: ayega aur phone rkhega samne ( let kr kanpne lagega)

Ramjha: OYEEEE inne mirgi da dora prgaya haii oye heer joota de apna joota dee jaldi de

Heer: aye lo aye lo

Ranjha: ( joota leker jayega)

Johny: Brooo What the hell is this bro

Ranjha: Oye heer tennu kinni vaar kaha hai k pair dhoya kro dekh sirf tune joota utara hai
badbu wahan tak pohnchgai uthgaya banda

Heer: Ranjha tu phir sochle teri mun di badbu da asar v hosakda hai ee

Johny: Bro CHILLLLLL I ma fine mein tiktok banarah hun tumne puri video kharab krdi ab wapas
bnani hogi

Romaisa as Lucy: enters with phone taking selfies

Heer: Oye hoye hoyee

Ranjha: OYE HOYE HOYEEE

Heer: INNE NIKKAY NIKKAY KAPRAY

Ranjha: inee nikkkay nikkaye hayee

Heer: Oye ranjha tu us lrki nu vekhraha hai naw? Apni naw auqat witch reh sharam haya tou hai
hi nahi

Lucy: Excuseme are you talking to me ( ajeeb si awaz mein)

Ranjha: ayeee teri bhen di ey tou fone wali kudi nikli

Heer: kon fone wali ?

Ranjha: oye aye abhi pichli dukan wich sacreen per chalrha tha oye tu chor naw

Lucy: tm log mera mazak urarahe tum log jante nahi ho mera boyfriend kon haiBabyyyyyy

Johny: Yes Baby

Lucy: yeh lrka mujhe cherraha hai

Ranjhaaa : Oyeeeee

Johny: Oyeeeee

Heer: Oyeeee

Lucy: OYYEYEYYE(Ajeeb si awaz mein)

Johny: tum log club mein kia krne aye ho dance? Who bhi in kapron mein lets do one thing
dance off krte hain phir we will se who’ll win

Heer: oye zada angreji na jhaar menu v andi hai wee willsseee and

Lucy: Oh shutupppp

Ranjha: aye gana lagao inni awaz sunde mere kan wich khoon ajanda

Song PLAYS……. DANCE OFF

(Heer aur Ranjha puray club mein nachne lagenge puri jagah ka kabada krdenge aur Johny aur
Lucy dark r bhag jayenge mics leker sath kiun k dance krte waqt sab mics uthaker bhag jayenge
aur phir Qutubuddin ajayega)

Qutubuddin: tum log yaha niklo yahan se mere sath abhi k abhiiiii

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Scene#7: Dons dress up themselves as junglis to compete with jungliis and take them to
scientist to get 15 lakh and a time machine too but they end up loosing both as when they
enter in Qutubuddin’s laboratory and see no one was there they try to mess up with time
machine which accidently send jungliis back

Radhay &Sanatta Don Jungli k costume mein ayenge dance krte we

Don: Kesa dikhta hun me?

Radhay: shahrukh x2

Don: Tu bata Sanatta?

Sanatta: (kanpega)
Radhay: bolta hai munh pe matka rakh dega tw ek dam shahrukh!

Radhay: lekin bhai apne humein yeh sab pehenne ko kaye ko bola

Don: abay suna nahi tum log ne Qutubuddin ne un jungliyon ko pakarne ka kaha hai hum un
jungliyon ko ullu banayengi unhein Qutubuddin ko wapas krke time machin churayenge 15 lakh
bhi hamara time machin bhi hamarii

Radhay: 15 laaaaakh 15 laaaakh is mein se mera kitna hua?

Don: 7.5 mere 7.5 tum donon k

Radhay: aise keseee 5 , 5 do sab ko

Sannata: ese kese?? (ajeeb si awaz me)

Don: abay oye tum donon ek hi unit hai

(pause 5 sec)

Don: Acha suno mein ne jungliyon ko bulaya hai k hum shikarpur k sardar hain aur unhein
khane per bulaya hai jese hi who ayein mere ko bulalene ka

Radhay: jesa ap bolo sir

Jungli 1: HO BALAAAA HO BALAAA ( dance krega , radhay bhi dance krne lagega)

Jungli 2: HOBALAAA HOBALA

Radhay: hobala hobala …. Ay sannaty… tu ne ye kutta kab pala!

Jungli3: Hobalaaaa Hobalaaa

sannata : Q tu ne pehna hai phata wa gharara?

Jungli2 : hubalalay andar hubalalay andar Chup ker bay Bandar

Radhay: ay ta … ta tutul putul…. Taaaaaaa??

Junglii 1: hum jungle k bht baray sardaaar hain inko tumhare sardar ne khanay per bulaya hai

Jungle 2: hobalaa hobala apne sardar ko tou bulanaaaa

Sanatta: Sar__darr _haaaaaa haaaa haaazz (darty aur rukty hue)

Radhay: oye chup ker , sardar hazir ho …. Mehman agye x3 (total ker)

don ki entry: (jhuk kr salam krega)

Jungli 1 : (jhuk ker phir salam krega)

don: (phir jhuk kr salam krega)

Jungli 1: pura jhukjayega means late jayega

Don: ( peechay se apni chari marega)

Jungli 2: Hiba bolay jon haiii Hibabolay jon hai yahan ka sardar kon hai ?

Don: (confused ) umm hehehe ummm

Jungli 1: Hiba bolay jon hai yahan ka sardaaaar kon hai (ghusy me)

Chota don : ahem ummmm hubala lala naarunn hubala lala naarunn mein yahan ka sardar
hunnn , oyeee inki zaban agaiii

(Radhay , Sanatta , don teenon dance krne lagjayenge)

Jungli2: obajaba santer samaji obajaba santer samaji , kia ise kehte hai mehman nawaji?

Radhay: huba huba hala hao hao ,huba huba hala hao hao, jisko jahan jagah milti bethjao

Action:- Saray bethjayenge ek dum se zameen per hi

Jungli 3: huba balay aao, huba balay aao, Kuch khane ko tw laaoo?

Don: umm huba lalay layenge huba lalay layanege , jo ap kahenge bahar se le ayenge

Jungli 1: hum sab tou insaan khata hunnnnnnn

Action:- Don , Radhay , sanatta darjayenge ,

Don : ekkkk minute

Action:- Teenon corner mein chup kr bt krne lagayenge

Don: abay yeh tou insaanon ko khane ki bat krraha hai

Radhay: ap konsay insane k bachay ho

Don: abyyyyyy ayyyyyyyy…… (ghusy me)

Radhay: ek kam krte hain bhai pizza deker dekhte hain kia pata khalein

Don: Sanatta ja pizza leker aa

Action:- pizza lene chala jayega!

(Phir teenon peechay hojayenge aur jungliyon se phir se mukhatib hojayenge)

Don: haha ummm HAHAHA

Jungli: (dekha dekhi mein hasne lagega) HAHAHA

don: hahahahaha

Jungli: hahahahah

don aur radhay: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAH

Jungli 1 : ACHA BUSSSSS , HUBA HAOOO HUBAA HAO AB JALDI SE KHANA LAO

Action:- Sanatta ayega hath mein pizza leker

Radhay: pizza laya?

sannata: ye le

Jungli : ( sab jungle Sanattay ko uthalenge khane k liye aur pizza girjayega or sannata behosh
hojayega)

Don and radhay: abay ayyyyyyyyy…….. isko choro hum ko pakro

Action:- radhay and don bhagenge aur jangli bhi unke peche bhagenge aur sannata stage pe hi
para hoga and after 10 seconds, sannata bhi chala jayega

Action:- Ek side se nikal ker dusri side se lab mein ghusenge aur is wqt don log jangliyoon ko pkr
k la rhe honge

Action:- chairs pe bithadenge jungliyoon ko aur unko hosh me layenge

Don: tum log mary nh ho…. Tum log zinda ho! In kursiyoon ki qasam, bohat kharcha kia hai tum
logon par!

Don: ay radhy! Jaa na … inke lye kuch khana ko laa na!

Radhay: abhi laya….5 seconds pause….. don bhaiiiiii…… idher aao na!

Don: kia hua ?

Radhay: wo khana bohat zada hai na! apki zrorat paregi. (exit)

Action:- peche se sannata ajayega aur time machine me cher khani karne lgega jis se jangli
wapis apne time me chale jayenge!

(don and radhay enters and are confused about where is everyone and gets shocked to see
sannata over there)

Radhay: tu yahan kese aya?

Sannata: bhag k! dhun dhun dhun!

Don: aby kia dhun dhun… aur ye jangliyan kahan hogye gum?

Sannata: wo bhi bhaag gye …. Dhun dhun dhun dhun!

Radhay: phir tw unhen wo gana bhi pasand hoga na ….ye kali kali ankhen …. Dhun dhun dhun!

Don: chup… magar wo bhagy kese?

Sannata: time machine se!

Music: sad violin

Qutubuddin: Jameeeeel ? Jameeeel ?

Don: aby koi agya…. Bhaag yahan se (exit kar jayenge)

Qutubuddin: Jameeeeel ? Jameeeel ?

Jameel: (afsurda sa mun leker) Jee sir?

Qutubuddin: yeh dekho mein in ko wapas le aya……. tum kiun itna sara wa mun bnarahe ho
?....... Nahi Nahi ? wesa kuch tou nahi hua jo mein sochraha hun

Jameel : Sir wesa hi hua hai

Qutubuddin: Jameeeeeeeel k bachayyyy Romeo Juliet laker tum dogay ab mujheeee

Jameel: Sir sorry sir , sir magar woh mera labcoat bhi legaye us mein mera phone tha

Qutubuddin: tou apne phone ko track kro kuch bhi kro mujhe romeo Juliet laker doo (ghusy me
chala jayega)

Jameel: ary sir sunye tw! (jameel bhi chala jayega)

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SCENE#O8(A): Romeo, Juliet, Anthony and cleopatra Publicly dancing on a romantic song
where Police officers arrived and only phone in a pocket of romeo’s lab coat and call
Qutubuddin

Action:- Romeo, Juliet, Anthony and cleopatra dance performance on “My heart will go on” and
after the performance all of them will become manquin
Police Officer (Romaisa): (enters on music and catch romeo and juliet) Ooh baba sayeen! Tou
yahan rangraliyan manayi jarhi hain!!

Romeo: Yes beautiful! Hum yahan ek rangeen sham hi tw guzarne aye hain.

Juliet: Oh Romeo! Itne pyar se tumne kabhi mujhe beautiful nh kaha! Huhh!

Romeo: Oh meri Juliet! Jahan sachaa pyar hota hai wahan izhaar ki zarorat nh hoti.

Juliet: Awwwwh my Romeo! Kese karte ho tum itni romantic talks!

Romeo: Oh Juliet! Me tum se bas itna kehna chahta hun k……

Juliet: k…? (with excitement)

Romeo: me kehna chahta hun k….

Juliet: k,,k…??

Romeo: k ye line tw mene kisi bus k peche likhi hui parhi thi!

Juliet: romeooooooooooo!! (ghusy me)

Romaisa: Ooh natanki people! Ye gulu gulu thane ja kar karlena ku k agr asan jo waddy sahib
agye na…. tw wo apki jaan nikal denge!

Action:- Police officer (Kazim) enters on music and catch Anthony and Cleopatra

Kazim: Ary very good! Aj tw asan jo promotion pakki thnedo.

Anthony: tumhari ye majaal! Hamari saltanat me humse zaban darazi!.... iska sir qalm kardia
jaye!

Kazim: (idher udher dekh kar) Ary soory to interrupt sayeen! Magar hamara sir qalm karega
kon? Hahahaha!

Cleopatra: Sipahi! Tmhari is gustakhi par tumhain hamary shahi ghory rond dalenge!

Romaisa: (Anthony & Cleopatra ki trf ayegi and kazim romeo & Juliet ki trf jayega) Aray ooh
madam! Let me clear first! Hamary waddy sir ko hamary ilawa koi zaleel nh kar skta!

Action:- phone rings in romeo’s lab coat and kazim will take the call

Kazim: hellooooo!!!

Jameel: yes yes yes! Phone lag gya! Phone lag gya!

Kazim: baba sayeen! Agy bhi tw kuch bolo!

Jameel: jee kon baat kar rhy hain?

Kazim: inspector kazim mirani speaking!

Jameel: ooh thankgod! Matlab hamare charoon namoony ek dam safe hain! … sir sir ap ek kam
kren k un sab ko jaldi se Professor Qutubuddin ki lab le aye.

Kazim: ary ese kese sayeen?! Abhi tw humne in shahi ghory waloon se tax bhi wasool nh kia!

Jameel: ary sir mein hun na! ap aye tw sahi, apko milega tax and jameel will make you relaxed!

Kazim: ary ary sayeen ab phone rakho!

Romaisa: what happened sir? Is everything alright?

Kazim: yes my darling!..... I mean k in charoon ka mil gya hai thikana… me chalunga aagy… tum
sab mere peche aana!

Action:- sab “wah kia sher mara hai” khte hue kazim ko follow krte hue exit krenge!

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SCENE#O8(B): bell rings, kazim and romaisa with two couples reaches the lab and jameel will
take the couples inside the room. Police officers will ask for tax but when they get to know of
jameel, they will leave!

Action:- Bell rings

Qutubuddin: ary kon hai??

Action:- Kazim and his foolowers from scene 8(A) will enter

Qutubuddin: (chillaty hue) Jameeel jaldi aao aur in sab ko room me le k jao!

Jameel: oh yes yes yes yes sir!

Kazim and romisa: oh baba sayeen! Humain tw chor do.

Jameel: ese kese chor dun! Abhi tw…..

Qutubuddin: jameel (ghussy me)

jee tw inspector sahib apka bohat shukria hmari madad k lye!

Kazim: shukria kesa baba sayeen! Apke bache park me khel rhay the tw hum apke pas le aye
inhen!

Qutubuddin: mere bache?? Ary haan haan mere bhooly se masoom se bachay!!!

Romaisa: baba sayeen ab is khidmat k lye tax tw banta hai na!

Jameel: (peche se chillaty hue ayega) kisne kaha tax? I am here to make you feel relaxed!

Kazim and romasia: hehehe! Baba sayeen I was thinking k ab hmain jana chahye! Khuda hafiz
(bhaag jayenge)

Qutubuddin and jameel: aray kahan chaly?? (kazim or romaisa k peche peche)

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SCENE#O9: