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Dave Vernon of Trilogy Tattoos and Body Piercing inks up a customer Tuesday afternoon. He says a significant chunk of his customer base is U of M students.
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front lines with whistles to dents attended, Carasso said When senior education teaches pride and African
scare off the enemies and act as he was happy his message was major Marcus Hurt goes culture, but students of all
human shields.
That is what five small boys,
being received. to the University Center eople really ethnicities have attended the
“If you start with the right tonight, he will share a tra- class.
kidnapped by a rebel army 10, next time you come back, it dition he was introduced to need to realize that “People really need to real-
and forced to fight and kill in
the Democratic Republic of the
will be a thousand,” he said.
Carasso originally traveled
in Mali, Africa, when he was there is an African ize that there is an African
3 years old. culture that can be applied to
Congo’s civil war, told activist to Africa with TOMS to give Hurt will teach an culture that can their everyday life,” he said.
Sean Carasso during his 2008
trip to Africa.
shoes to South Africans but
said that he was inspired to
Aminifu dance class tonight
at 8 p.m. in the UC, room
be applied to their “We teach African history
through the dance.”
Carasso, 28, is the founder “get lost” and explore after 363, hosted by the African everyday life.” He said dance styles like
of Falling Whistles, a nonprof- their campaign was over. Student Association. hip-hop and crumping stem
it organization committed to “I kept getting lost and kept Hurt, who has been
— Marcus Hurt from African dance.
raising awareness about the getting lost and kept getting teaching dance since he was 14 Senior Emy Ufot, junior biology
use of child soldiers, as well as more lost until I ended up in years old, said Aminifu means major and president of ASA,
kidnapping and rape, occur- the Democratic Republic of the “light of God.” junior teacher of African dance has parents who hail from West
ring in the Congo’s civil war. “The reason we call it that is in the United States, per the Les
Monday night, he spoke to see Congo, page 5 because African dance is very Ballet Soleil dance company in see Dance, page 8
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Adv. Production
Rachelle Pavelko
“What do you mean you won’t tell me your weight?
Across
Have opinions?
1 Bouillabaisse base
6 “Coffee Cantata” composer Care to share?
Send us
10 “Once I had ... love and it was
__”: Blondie lyric
14 So out it’s in
a letter
15 In unison, musically
16 Caffeine source
17 One of Israel’s 12 tribes
18 Bird bonnet?
20 Shows scorn dailyhelmsman@gmail.com
22 Director Wertmüller
23 Hound over a debt
Solutions on page 7
24 Bird boo-boo?
26 Ruby of “A Raisin in the Sun”
27 Favorable times, as for pics
28 Marshland
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29 Afternoon services
31 Mazda MX-5, familiarly
33 Granola grains
34 Bird brain?
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39 Author Silverstein
40 First first name in Olympic gym-
nastic tens
41 Cardinal Cooke
d
2 Close again, as a change purse 32 Landers with advice
45 1,000 G’s 3 Unlisted ones 34 Wonderland cat
46 Free TV ad 4 Cornered, in a way 35 Finder’s cry
49 Suffix with expert 5 Frightful 36 Title
o
50 Bird backpackers? 6 Milky Way, e.g. 37 Keats or Shelley
53 Cubs, on scoreboards 7 “Be __”: “Help me out” 38 Artist’s choice
54 Morlock haters 8 Georges Braque, for one 39 Price that’s rarely paid
55 Clawed
k
9 Bum 42 Depilatory brand
56 Bird bottoms? 10 Oberhausen “Oh!” 43 French city near a Chunnel ter-
59 “Tootsie” Oscar winner 11 Considerable amount minus
60 Ireland, to poets 12 Traditional song with the line “Je 44 Diva, stereotypically
u
61 Cuba, to Castro te plumerai” 46 Mambo bandleader Tito
62 Polecat relative 13 Blue state 47 Faked, as a fight
63 Something to take lying down 19 Zola novel 48 Autumn blooms
64 It helps you get up 21 Furtive type 51 Former French textile city
65 Orchestra section 25 Get in the game 52 Use the soapbox
30 16-Across, e.g. 57 Tolkien’s Treebeard is one Complete the grid so that each row, column and 3—by—
Down 31 Miss’s equal? 58 Doofus 3 box (in bold borders) contains every digit 1 to 9.
1 1997 Depp title role
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Science
Sifting through
South Africa’s
archaeological
antiquities who grew tired of the flat hori-
BY ROBYN DIXON
zon of commerce and manufac-
Los Angeles Times turing and of laying off fellow
When Morris Sutton picks a employees.
chipped, ordinary-looking rock So he quit to pursue his hobby:
from the soil, he’s the first to hunting for fossils and Stone Age
touch the stone tool since an tools. He went back to college
ancestor of man used it nearly to study archaeology and later
two million years ago. moved to South Africa, where he
In his dim, cool cavern at the is a postdoctoral researcher with
bottom of a 30-foot ladder, he the Institute for Human Evolution
feels the wonder of it, breath- at Witwatersrand University.
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ing in the loamy smell, peer- South Africa is a mecca for
Morris Sutton, seen above with his collection of primitive stone tools, once managed a ing through a window deep into archaeologists from around the
plant in Memphis — until he got bored. Sutton followed his passion of studying Stone Age time. world; its fossils cover an unbro-
tools and became qualified as an archeologist. He now works in South Africa, in the rich Sutton, 47, an archaeologist,
fossil beds in the Sterkfontein Valley. was a Memphis factory manager see Fossils, page 7
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remember the concert where R.I.P. Justin Bieber — do a year in college cannot be stopped.”
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Congo
from page 1
Congo,” he said.
When he eventually landed
in the Congo, Carasso said
his group “began to discover
things we weren’t supposed
to.”
There, he found the five
TONIGHT
boys, one Rwandan and the
rest Congolese, being held at
a National Army encampment,
where they were being beaten
and treated as enemies of the
state.
Carasso said one boy was
sure he had fought against
another.
After asking the boys if that
made them enemies, Carasso
said one looked at him, kissed
one of the other boys and said,
“We are only boys. How can
we be enemies?”
After hearing the children’s
stories, Carasso wrote a blog
called “Falling Whistles” and
sent it to everyone on his
e-mail list.
“They literally forwarded it
around the world,” Carasso
said.
The next day, he woke up
with thousands of e-mails from
people asking how they could
help.
Since then, Falling Whistles
has drawn attention to the
Congo by visiting college cam-
puses and building mini-muse-
ums, displays aimed at educat-
ing the public about the war, in
department stores across the
United States.
The mini-museums also
raise money by selling whis-
tles, with 100 percent of the
proceeds going toward bring-
ing peace to the Congo.
“Make their weapons your
voice, and be a whistleblower
for peace in Congo,” he said,
explaining the meaning behind
the whistle.
Carasso said the ultimate
goal of Falling Whistles is
bringing peace to the Congo.
“We are not about charity
but solidarity,” Carasso said.
“We don’t want people to feel
sorry for those in Congo. We
just need help to bring peace
in Congo.”
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Music Review
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that. He’s proud to claim The Finn often echoes in his more when I wrote the song, it just
Replacements as the band that overtly poppish moments), seemed too ridiculous to even
The Brooklyn, N.Y., rock group claim The Replacements are
forever changed the course of Drive-By Truckers and Kings be in a song,” he said. “But this
a major influence on their sound.
his rock ‘n’ roll journey. of Leon noticeably raised The is a huge part of my lyric writ-
Like The Replacements, Finn, Hold Steady’s already hearty newest album, “Heaven Is make a record, we’re always ing. It involves looking back
39, hails from Minneapolis. And performance profile. Whenever.” Though the band hoping to evolve and play to to when I was younger and
like the band, he doesn’t fit the But at the heart of The was pared down to a quartet those strengths. This album is trying to understand what was
glammed-up stereotype of a rock- Hold Steady are Finn’s lyrics. with the departure of found- but one example of that. important and unusual about
band frontman. And like chief Actually, they’re more like full ing keyboardist Franz Nicolay, “We were already looking these situations. I’ve been a
Replacement Paul Westerberg, cinematic stories, with char- “Heaven” offers a more varied for a little more space in the New Yorker now for 10 years.
his songs are alert, literate and acters ranging from the hap- and expansive sound for Finn’s music. Franz was an incred- But the stories in my songs are
ferociously rocking, yet full of less to the heartbroken to the songs to move about in. ible musician who could play all about Minneapolis. It just
pure pop accessibility. just plain boozed. Finn’s sense “I think we’re all just getting just about any instrument. But took moving to Brooklyn to
“Before The Replacements, of narrative has been regu- better at staying out of each sometimes, we couldn’t resist appreciate what was unique
I didn’t even know I could be larly compared to the writ- other’s way,” Finn said with a the opportunity to fill up every and special about living in
in a rock band,” Finn said. “I ing of such major leaguers laugh. “Obviously, storytelling available space within the Minneapolis. Sometimes you
didn’t know that dudes who as Bruce Springsteen. That’s is a big part of what I want to music. So we wanted to make need that distance as you look
looked like me or like the peo- certainly true on the band’s do vocally. So every time we these new songs a little more back.”
The University of Memphis Thursday, September 30, 2010 • 7
Find us in
from a different angle, bring a the others continued to evolve. used fire,” Phaswana said. In the
Fossils new perspective.”
It’s now possible, for exam-
Sutton gestures with quiet
pride at an excavated area not
study of mankind’s ancestors and
related species, blind alleys, con-
from page 3
ken sweep of prehistoric time,
ple, to analyze the microscopic
residue of meat or plants left on
much bigger than a double bed:
That’s five years’ digging there.
tested theories and revisions are
the norm. So Sutton is cautious
the aviary.
from the first smudge of life stone tools nearly two million He and his South African assis- about jumping to conclusions.
through the dinosaur era to early years old and learn what the tant, Andrew Phaswana, 35, The fossils of burned bones
hominids and beyond. Some of tools were used for. scrape away the soil layer by found at Swartkrans don’t prove
the world’s most significant fos- More than a third of the world’s layer, unearthing as many riddles that man’s ancestors cooked their
sils were discovered here: the hominid fossils were found in one as answers. meat. Sutton would want clearer
Taung child, Little Foot and, in small area at Sterkfontein. The Phaswana sits in the sunshine, evidence, like bones that had been
April, a young male hominid, stone tools here are from the era using tweezers to sort through a butchered as well as burned.
believed to be a new species, when humankind’s predecessors chunky pile that looks like break- He’s also on the lookout for
Australopithecus sediba, whose and related primates were evolv- fast cereal. It’s run-of-the-mill proof that robustus used stone
remains appear to be nearly two ing, a million years ago and more. stuff: thousands of bones and tools. The earliest stone tools pre-
million years old. Homo ergaster is one such prede- teeth of tiny mouse-like rodents date the earliest Homo species by
“You can look at the latest cessor, whereas Australopethicus and chips of stone that went fly- several hundred thousand years.
forms of life and the first evidence robustus was a chunky, large- ing as the ancients fashioned “It could be that we haven’t
of life and all the way through the jawed branch on the same family their tools. He classifies them found the earliest Homo yet. Or
dinosaurs, all the way through tree that died out. and bags them up. it could be that robustus were
the first emergence of hominids “This is a very important Like Sutton, Phaswana once using tools,” he said.
and our ancestors, right through phase in humankind’s evolution. had an unsatisfying job, as a gas Swartkrans contains at least
to today. There’s nowhere else It’s like our adolescence,” Sutton station attendant. He loves the three Stone Age-era deposits.
in the world where you can find said. thrill of finding huge, flat robus- Sutton needs funding to excavate
that,” said Andrea Leenen, head In past decades, scientists at tus molars, probably used for the two older areas, which have
of the Paleontological Scientific Swartkrans turned up evidence grinding fibrous vegetation such both yielded hominid fossils.
Trust, a South Africa nonprofit of some of the earliest controlled as roots. “As an archaeologist, there’s a twitter.com/
organization that sponsors pale- use of fire, as much as 1.5 million “I like this job because I learn huge attraction that you are pick- dailyhelmsman
ontological research. years ago. They found evidence more every day. I learn where ing up something like a stone
At Witwatersrand University, that robustus coexisted with I come from and how the old tool that maybe some hominid
the fossil treasures include sev- early humans. Scientists can only people were behaving and how dropped a million years ago,”
eral eggs of a small dinosaur guess why they died out while they were eating and how they he said.
species, preserved just as they
were hatching. Thousands more
items sit on shelves and in boxes,
not yet chipped out of their rock
casings. It will take decades to
process them.
Fossil hunters are famous for
their egos, jostling for media
attention and research funds
and holding sniffy debates about
whose find is the oldest or the
closest ancestor of man.
The soft-spoken Sutton
doesn’t fit the stereotype of an
Indiana Jones-style wunderkind,
desperate to unearth the oldest
human ancestor. He calibrates his
assertions cautiously as he clam-
bers over a rough, dry landscape
pocked with caves.
He’s excavating at Swartkrans
in the Sterkfontein Valley, pulling
out specimens more than a mil-
lion years old. He’s the kind of
man who gets excited about an
almost imperceptible layering of
different-colored soils — depos-
its from different millenniums,
windows into different times.
Yet he could dig here for years
without finding that once-in-a-
lifetime breakthrough — a miss-
ing link, a new species, evidence
of early cooking. The hole might
yield nothing new.
“Well,” he pauses hesitantly.
“You don’t have to discover any-
thing new. You can look at things
Solutions
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Lifestyle
“Icould see
McClatchy Newspapers for 10 years and has a dozen all revenue. Still, consumers and liked him. He lacked expression
When Teresa Steinert and members across the area, was libraries spent nearly $1 billion overall, they thought, and his char-
friends gathered recently for participating in a Macmillan on audio books last year. It’s esti- acter voices weren’t distinctive.
their book club meeting, only
one member had actually read
Audio program that provided
CDs of various titles to 45 books
listening to an mated recorded books account
for five to six percent of the total
“When he did the female voic-
es, it was kind of awkward,”
the selection, “The Abstinence clubs in 30 states. audio book that book market. Steinert said.
Teacher” by Tom Perrotta.
That sounds unenthused, but
Stephanie Hargadon, who orga-
nized the project for Macmillan,
the kids and I Steinert said everyone in
the group liked the audio idea,
Members were less than
enthralled with the two main
they weren’t being summertime said reading groups were more would like, although one member started characters in “The Abstinence
slouches. As planned, rather than open to trying audio books than listening to the recording and Teacher.” They tried to assess
reading the book, the women she had expected. For a major- sitting out on disliked the experience so much whether their dissatisfaction with
had listened to the audio version ity of the participating book club the porch. I she decided instead to read the the narration colored their views
of the novel. It was an experi- members, it was their first experi- book on her iPad. of the characters and the story.
ment that revised their view of ence with audio books, she said. think they would Steinert found out about One upside of the audio book,
book club reading: If members And none of the clubs had ever find that relaxing the audio opportunity through which ran 10 over hours, was
want to listen instead, that’s OK. planned a discussion based on the Reading Group Choices, a web- that the women could listen
“I wouldn’t say they were audio version of a book. at the end of the site and newsletter. while accomplishing other tasks,
‘cheating’ anymore,”
Steinert of Kansas City, Mo.
said “These are devoted readers,
serious book club members,”
night.” Most of the women had had
some experience with audio
including house cleaning and
walking. Several downloaded
The audio book prompted a Hargadon said. “They all seemed — Laurie Smith books. Several with children had the audio recording onto their
different kind of book club dis- open to the experience.” Mother listened to the award-winning music players.
cussion, they found. And while No doubt the appetite for “Harry Potter” recordings. A downside for busy people:
listening had its plusses — a audio books is strong. Audio CDs and digital downloads — The discussion went on longer It wasn’t easy to pick up and put
time-saver, in some cases — it Publishers Association, an indus- increased 4.7 percent in 2009. But than usual, Steinert said, and it down — like a book — for short
periods.
October 1
“Nobody felt you could do
that with the audio,” Steinert
said. “You needed a stretch of
time.”
Steinert’s sister, Laurie Smith
7 p.m.
of Lee’s Summit, Mo., was tak-
ing a vacation trip to France just
before the meeting. She bought
an inexpensive music player
UC Theatre
and, being “on the tail end of
technology,” she said, had her
12-year-old daughter download
the recording. Smith listened to
PG-13
most of it on the return flight.
“It reminded me that this is a
good option,” she said. “I could
see listening to an audio book
that the kids and I would like,
sitting out on the porch. I think
they would find that relaxing at
the end of the night.”
Dance
from page 1
Africa.
She said the classes take her
back to her roots, as Aminifu rep-
resents a “humble” and “social”
culture from a “totally different
world.”
Hurt said he was surprised to
see how much people enjoyed
the class when it began last
semester with 20 participants.
This year, 33 people have already
signed up, and Hurt said he has
high hopes for them.
“If they don’t learn anything
else from the class, I want them
to have pride and respect for
themselves,” he said.
He and his co-teacher, junior
psychology major and ASA vice
president Analecia Guthrie,
began the class last semester
through ASA.
Guthrie said the idea came
to her last summer. She said
she noticed that there are other
forms of dance on campus, such
as ballet and salsa, and thought
ASA should do something too.
Introduced to African dance
by her mother, Guthrie said she
uses African dance as a way to
express herself.
She said she wants students to
have the opportunity to experi-
ence something new.
“I came out of the womb
dancing,” she said. “Just like you
need to eat and breathe, I need
to dance.”
The University of Memphis Thursday, September 30, 2010 • 9
Film Review
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Americanized version of the Jenkins), Owen feels he’s met a
unconventional horror tale kindred spirit — someone who’s Chloe Moretz stars in Overture Films’ “Let Me In,” based on the Swedish flick “Let the
about a 12-year-old vampire’s equally uncomfortable in her Right One In.”
relationship with a bullied boy. skin and has her own demons
They wish nothing more than to to battle. It’s easy for Owen to to Reeves himself. ation of an ominous and mes- torial feat. Reeves even tosses in
see “Let Me In” fade faster than see something’s up with Abby, Moretz, who gave “Kick-Ass” merizing atmosphere. This time “Romeo and Juliet” references
a bloodsucker at Venice Beach. who walks shoeless in the snow, its kick, continues on her streak, out, Reeves, thankfully, aban- — and they work.
But listen up haters, a tribe smells stinky and doesn’t show showing range and an age-defy- dons the Tilt-a-Whirl camera On the downside, he sidesteps
to which I once belonged: “Let up during daylight. It’s no sur- ing ability to handle complex maneuvers of “Cloverfield.” one of the original film’s most
Me In” bucks the odds, making prise to any of us when it’s roles. She and Reeves — who He also ramps up the gore and discussed scenes, perhaps out of
it that rare and risky adapta- revealed she’s a vampire. also wrote the screenplay — scares more than the original respect. Whatever the reasoning,
tion that pays off. It succeeds What’s most unexpected convincingly make Abby both did, a shrewd choice that height- I missed that crucial, blink-and-
in the same way that Martin about “Let Me In” is how waifish and frightening. Smit- ens the tension between his two you’ll-miss-it surprise.
Scorsese’s 2006 “The Departed” sensitively and heartbreak- McPhee keeps up with her as young star-crossed characters. Which just goes to show that
did, respecting the integrity of ingly the relationship plays best he can, tapping into that In his most startlingly well-cho- with remakes, you simply can’t
its inspiration — 2002’s “Infernal out between the two outcasts. volatile pre-adolescent angst. reographed scene, he films a car have everything. However, “Let
Affairs” — and infusing it with That’s a credit not just to the As in the original, “Let Me accident from a back seat per- Me In” comes very close to
its own maker’s mark. two amazing young actors but In” benefits hugely from the cre- spective — a stunner of a direc- achieving that goal.
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Opinion
Per-seat donation policy last necessary and inevitable
BY JOHN MARTIN
Sports Reporter
Last week, associate athletic
director Bill Lansden was in the
penultimate awkward position
of announcing The University
of Memphis athletic depart-
ment needs more money.
The University, he said, is
considering instituting a seat-
licensing program at Liberty
Bowl Memorial Stadium,
like the basketball team’s at
FedExForum.
He stood at the athletic
department office in front of
an assortment of befuddled,
angry and anxious season tick-
et holders to present the still-
unfinished policy.
If they want to purchase sea-
son tickets next year, he told
them, they will have to make
a donation for their seat, any-
where from $25 to $250.
He took tough questions in
by David C. Minkin
a vicious 35-minute eternity
— a “Q&A session,” he called
it — that took on the form of a
public criminal interrogation.
Fans wanted to know why
they were being forced to
While U of M fans may dispute the athletic department’s per-seat donation policy, it’s a necessary step to increase revenue.
spend more money on a pro-
gram that’s only gotten worse in 2008. They questioned the By the meeting’s end, zeal. basketball and women’s bas-
since its last bowl appearance timing of the announcement. they’d given their willing and He knows The U of M foot- ketball drive revenue.”
unabashed criticism of every- ball program is historically Fair enough. As much as it’s
thing short of Lansden’s ward- bad. He knows that he works improved, The U of M women’s
robe. at a university where basket- basketball team isn’t exactly a
“The first two or three fans ball is king. cash cow. And he knows the
who spoke were against it, and He knows that there are athletic department can’t take
everyone else kind of start- holes in the proposal, starting in more revenue and stiff the
ed nodding and saying, ‘That with the fact that the revenue premiere program at The U
makes sense.’ It steamrolled generated from the per-seat of M — men’s basketball. Of
a bit, but that’s the reason we donations won’t go solely to course, they’ve got to spread
had it. I’m not upset at all,” football. the wealth.
he said. “I can’t guarantee all of But The U of M, as far-fetched
Only a bit, huh? If nothing the money goes to football,” as it sounds, wants to improve
else, respect the man for his Lansden said. “Football, men’s its football team’s laughable
state of affairs. Athletic depart-
ment officials want to make
things better for football sea-
son ticket holders — the same
ones who were foaming at the
mouth and ready to attack Bill
Lansden last Thursday.
The U of M wants its athletic
programs to be able to compete
at a national level.
And, realistically, the only
way anyone can find out if they
can is by improving facilities,
which takes revenue.
If not — if this is some ploy
to milk more money out of an
already financially lame duck
for R.C. Johnson and Shirley
Raines to enjoy more vacation
time — I’d suggest a wholesale
proposal renovation.
But with a recession, a fledg-
ling football team and con-
stant cries for athletic facil-
ity improvement, a $35-million
athletic budget doesn’t exactly
stretch.
Which is why I can’t be mad
at The U of M or its athlet-
ic department. They can’t sit
around, cross their fingers and
hope that the football program
starts winning games under
our current, often abysmal, cir-
cumstances.
They’ve got to do something
now to prepare for the future.
While fans might not have
liked the business approach,
they should take solace in the
fact that it was, at the very
least, a brutally — almost pain-
fully — honest one.
The University of Memphis Thursday, September 30, 2010 • 11
Russell’s Take
courtesy of imdb.com
retire instead of cashing in on a what they don’t notice is the gun and threw darts just to see who
supposed $8-million extension in its pouch, brought by a gang- to call. And somehow, they all
(it was filmed in 1996, and back affiliated member of the team. agreed to it.
then, $8 million was actually a One of the kids ends up getting Don’t get me wrong, Reggie is
lot of money) or a career in the shot, dying a bloodless death in one of my favorite players of all
broadcasting booth. the locker room (rated PG, blood time, and definitely deserving of
Why, you ask? doesn’t happen). Don’t judge a movie by its cover. Although there’s not much his Hall of Fame enshrinement
Because he had a bad dream Reggie goes on a rampage to see here other than Reggie White’s teaching sweater, in 2006, but this movie wasn’t
that told him to coach a high and, after seeking help from the one of his best works.
“Reggie’s Prayer” should be on everyone’s watch list.
school football team in Portland. school’s principal, played by It’s the most random film ever
Seriously. Mr. Miyagi (I refuse to call him The only thing that doesn’t of help, especially since he created, but definitely worth
But as is the case with every anything else), tracks down the make sense is why Miyagi kicked the crap out of Cobra watching. Even if it’s just to see
high school sports movie ever gang lord’s hideout. decides to call the cops instead Kai at the end of “Karate Kid 3.” Brett Favre play a janitor.
created, things don’t go as While Miyagi leaves to call
smoothly as planned. Instead, the police, Reggie takes matters
Reggie finds himself at the helm into his own hands, which leads
of a program in ruins, with a to a showdown with gun-toting
team full of players who look Paul “Big Show” Wight.
like they’ve never played foot- I’m not sure what was fun-
ball in their lives. nier about this scene — the fact
In addition to coaching duties, that Wight’s hands are so big
as he announced in his press it makes the gun seem puny,
conference at the beginning of the line he delivers (“It looks
the movie, he will also teach his- like you’re not having a very
tory classes in the school. good day,” followed by an awful
There’s nothing I would rath- laugh) or that the entire time
er see than Reggie White trying Wight holds the gun sideways
to teach high schoolers about the like he’s the newest member of
American Revolution. NWA.
Hollywood could even make I promise this is a real movie.
a sequel for 2011.
Imagine this: Reggie White,
after multiple years of coach-
ing success in Portland, leaves
Oregon for Los Angeles because
an old coach of his (played by
Mike Ditka) is now a high school
athletic director and needs help
starting a new program. But in
order for the troubled inner-
city students to meet eligibil-
ity requirements to play, Reggie
must first take over in the class-
room and become their men-
tor. The climax of the movie
comes when Reggie’s students
are forced to take a standardized
history test presented by the
California Board of Education
because of a stipulation that
states he needs an official teach-
ing degree to operate in the
classroom.
Kind of like “Stand and
Deliver” meets that new TV
show where Tony Danza teaches
kids English.
Then at the end of the sequel
(after the happy ending and
credits roll), Reggie can sign on
as the general manager of the
NFL’s newest expansion team in
Los Angeles, leaving room for a
trilogy.
Don’t try to steal my idea,
either. It’s already in the works
for a copyright.
Anyway, back to the original
movie.
When Reggie gets to campus,
he finds out his squad is plagued
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NFL
Vick’s back: harder, better, faster, stronger Through three games, Vick has ball for three, four, five seconds
BY JONATHAN TAMARI
thrown six touchdowns and no in the pocket as he waited for
The Philadelphia Inquirer interceptions. The big, seemingly a receiver to come open. The
The big things were always effortless bombs are still there, result of his patience: a touch-
what made Michael Vick remark- but so are precision throws. down strike.
able: turbocharged runs, perfect- Vick’s progression under Reid He is completing 60.7 percent
ly arcing deep throws, dynamic is similar in some ways to that of his throws.
athleticism. of his friend and this Sunday’s In Atlanta, Vick never com-
It’s little things, though, that opponent, Donovan McNabb, a pleted more than 56.4 percent of
have elevated his play so far this mobile quarterback with a big his passes. His best passer rating
year. arm who, as time went on, began was 81.6.
The resurgent Vick has to rely more on his throws than He carried his teams, but in
improved his footwork, the way runs. his last three years as a Falcon —
he bends his knees, the way he Vick is one of three start- 2004, 2005 and 2006 — he turned
angles his shoulders and his ing quarterbacks yet to throw the ball over 19, 18 and 16 times.
vision, according to his coaches. an interception this season. His Last year, four teams had 19
The results have made Vick the 110.2 passer rating is second or fewer giveaways.
talk of the NFL and a different best in the NFL, after Peyton In addition to working on
passer from the one who mixed Manning’s 116.9. mechanics, Vick has studied hard
astounding plays with frustrat- Vick can still uncork a gor- since coming to Philadelphia,
ing mistakes earlier in his career. geous deep ball, and his speed Reid said.
One key has been using a reli- appears to be close to, if not “We have to kind of kick
able physical “platform” when equal to, that of his younger him out of the building here,”
he throws. years. Those weapons, though, the coach said. “I don’t know if
“If you move three feet to the have been used judiciously. that’s the way it was always in
left in the pocket, or three feet to Now when Vick runs, Reid his career.”
the right, you still want, in his said, he keeps his eyes down- Vick confirmed as much
case, your right shoulder in the field, looking for a throw. Tuesday. Speaking to high school
same position, your knees bent “I see a guy who is more students at Imhotep Charter
the right way, and you want to be patient, more willing to sit inside School as part of his agreement
able to step into the throw, and the pocket and wait for things to to work against dogfighting,
so on,” Eagles coach Andy Reid develop down the field before Vick weaved together stories
said this week. “He’s worked he takes off,” Jim Mora, who about how his fame and early
very hard on that, all the way coached Vick in Atlanta, said success led to problems off the
from the feet to the arms and the recently on the NFL Network. field, as well as on it.
shoulders. And what that does is Perhaps the best illustration “I didn’t work out, didn’t
AP
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consistency. Consistency is the Sunday when, with the first half Vick said.
fans and critics questioning what he may be able to accom-
key word.” winding down, Vick held the Now, he says, there is less
plish in Philadelphia.
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