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Joe Bageant is the author of the best selling Deer Hunting With Jesus: Dispatches from
America’s class war (Random House, 2007) and a frequent contributor to the BBC and other
international media. A selection of his writings and commentary from working class Americans
may be found at Joe Bageant.com
© Joe Bageant, 2009
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misery
Maddeningly sterile jobs for strait-jackets,
love scrubbed into an insipid “functional
personal relationship” and Art as a fantasy
pacifier ... And we all know this ...
Slowly, very slowly we are led nowhere.
– San Francisco Digger Papers, 1965
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OPKINS VILLAGE, BELIZE – Sit- spirit doctor also treats such things as
ting down here in Central America sexual dysfunction, though I sure as hell
happily abusing my health, occa- The wizened old cannot detect much evidence of dysfunc-
sionally, between the hangovers spirit mojo man tion, judging from the noises in the vil-
and the bouts with sand fleas and mos- cured Eljay with lage cabanas and under beachside palms
quitoes comes an insight or two, or at a single at night.
least what passes for insight in my low- utterance: “Quit In any case, it causes me to wonder
brow take on life. One of these is just how smokin’ da ganja why is there enough pain and alienation
damned lucky the Third World is that for one month.” to sustain America’s umpteen billion dol-
it cannot afford a sophisticated mental It worked. Total lar mental health business and its 400-
health system. By that I mean the kind in cost: About $2.50 plus specialties, not to mention the inner
the “developed countries,” where murder and a pound of self-help industry and Deepak Chopra’s
and suicide rates are quintuple what they red beans royal court. Why is it that during the
are here in this village. Not that we are months I spend in America I meet so
without own village resources. My Gari- many obviously sick fuckers, some suc-
funa buddy Eljay, was in what we would cessfully practicing law or politics, others
call a depressed state a few months ago, homeless and schizophrenic?
and went to a local “spirit doctor.” The You need not be Marcuse or R. D. Lang
wizened old spirit mojo man cured Eljay to feel the stress, depression, boredom
with a single utterance: “Quit smokin’ da and loneliness permeating everyday life
ganja for one month.” up there in Gringolia. But to get an over-
It worked. Total cost: About $2.50 and view it does help to be a couple thousand
a pound of red beans. They say the old miles outside the place. Kind of like be-
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