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SONG BEAUTIFUL
When the lights come back up, Veronica stands in the middle of the stage and
It’s been a week since I became friends with the Heathers. Actually, ‘friends’ isn’t the right
Veronica
word. We are like businessmen; our job is to become popular and be mean to people.
Martha Hey, Veronica! Wow, you really do look beautiful these days.
Veronica Thank you! Oh and I am really sorry I couldn’t go to your house last time. I have a thing going.
Heather Duke smiles at Martha but then rolls her eyes after she turns around. Martha exits
and Veronica walks over to the Heathers
Veronica, I need you to fake me a letter in Ram Sweeney’s handwriting. You need something to
H.Chandler
write on- Heather, bend over.
Heather Duke bends over and Veronica places the notepad on her back and writes
Write this: (clears throat) Dear Beautiful, I miss you and been thinking about us in the old days.
H.Chandler
I hope you can come to my house for a party tonight. Miss you, Ram.
Veronica What’s this for?
H.Chandler I just found out that Ram used to hang out with Martha Dumpstock.
H.McNamara Ohh, that’s right. Ram kissed Martha Dumpstock. It was disgusting.
Heather Chandler takes the note and being to walk towards Martha but Veronica blocks her
Veronica No, Heather you can’t give her that. Please don’t do this. Not to Martha.
Heather Chandler turns around and brings the letter up high. H.Duke takes the letter, giving
it to Martha- Veronica begins to argue again.
Veronica Sorry.
Veronica You can’t say mean things to people behind their back, excuse me.
JD turns around
Ram My buddy just asked you a question. (smacks JD on his head few times)
Kurt Hey Ram, doesn’t the cafeteria have a “no fags allowed” rule?
LIGHTS BLACKOUT
SET THE 7-11 LOGO UP HIGH AND THE COUNTER ON THE STAGE
(off-stage) VERONICA! DON’T FORGET THE CORN NUTS IT’S NOT A PARTY WITHOUT CORN
H.Chandler
NUTS!
Veronica No, I don’t like slurpees. But if you’re nice - a big Gulp is fine. I’m Veronica, by the way.
Veronica Does your Mommy know you drink all of that crap?
H.Chandler Veronica.
Veronica gives the slurpee back to JD and exits.
LIGHTS BLACKOUT
Martha It’s exciting right? Oh, excuse me- I have to say hello to Ram. I brought sparkling cider!
H.Chandler Showing up here took some guts, time to rip her out!
H.Duke Well, who’s this horse remind you of, especially the snout!
Martha Hi Ram, I wasn’t gonna come. But since you took the time to write that sweet note-
What note? Why do you gotta be so weird all the time? People wouldn’t hate you if you acted
Ram
normal.
Ram chugs the bottle but spits it out immediately- to Martha’s face
Okay, Westerburgers. It’s time to celebrate our upcoming victory over the Razorbacks this
H.Mc
Sunday’s game by whacking apart the piñata.
Heather Duke comes out carrying a big piñata dressed up like Martha. The students start
laughing. Veronica is angered and tries to grab it from Heather Duke
They pull in a tug-of-war. Veronica gets the piñata from the them
Veronica What’s your damage, Heather! If you want this thing, take a swim for it!
Veronica throws the piñata into the pool. She then walks to Martha and takes off the
blindfold
Martha looks at everyone first, and then to Veronica. Eventually, running off stage
Veronica That’s it. I’m done. I’m resigning myself from the group. This is too much.
You don’t get to be a nobody. Come Monday, you’re an ex-somebody. Not even the losers will
H.Chandler touch you now. Transfer to Washington, transfer to Jefferson. No one at Westerburg gonna let
you play their reindeer games!
Veronica staggers from Heather and then throws up unto her shoes. Making her scream in
frustration
H.Chandler I raised you up for nothing! And what’s my thanks? I get paid in puke!
H.Chandler I know who I’m going to eat lunch with on Monday, do you?
Everyone turns their back on Veronica when she got closer. Then runs off the stage. The rest
of the students cheers as they gallop exiting the stage
LIGHTS BLACKOUT
I’m like oxygen, I’m everywhere. Now the school will know that goody-two-shoes Veronica is
H.Chandler
nothing but a dirty whore!
I hope you brought knee pads to kneel on, bitch! Give me an hangover cure and I’ll think about
H.Chandler
it.
Veronica Here it is, I’ll just mix this up and we’re all set!
JD Or.. (grabs the drain cleaner and puts some in the mug) We could give her this.
H.Chandler You took so long- and look, you even brought your boy toy here. Give me that.
Heather Chandler grabs the drink and immediately chugs it, soon after she’s close to her
knees.
As Heather Chandler falls down and is still holding Veronica’s knee- Veronica puts her arm
away and freaks out.
SONG ME INSIDE OF ME
Veronica Hello?
Veronica Okay.
LIGHTS BLACKOUT. WHEN LIGHT COMES BACK ON IT SHOWS HEATHER MCNAMARA INSIDE A CAR.
Veronica sees her, knocks at the window and Heather McNamara rolls it down
Veronica Hey, (points at Kurt passed out on the ground) uhm, is he okay?
Oh, he just passed out. Me, Kurt, Heather Duke and Ram are going to pour beer on Heather’s
grave, but Kurt and Ram drank it all. After that, Heather and Ram went away from me together
H.Mc
and then Kurt started grabbing men and wouldn’t stop. He said he would only stop if I got you
to come.
Kurt Hey, ‘Ronicaaaa (drunk) I waited ten whole beers for you!
Kurt falls on the ground again, when Heather Duke shows up from the side with Ram holding
her ankles and being dragged in
Heather Duke gets to the passenger seat [SFX CAR DOOR OPENS] and shuts the door behind
her [SFX CAR DOOR SHUTS]
You can’t leave me like this! (hovers to the car door) [SFX SLAMS] Ugh..
Ram
You’re causing physical pain in my ‘area’. It’s science! I need some relief!
SONG BLUE
Dear Diary, the only person who could control Kurt and Ram was Heather Chandler- and now,
Veronica
she is dead.
Oh hey guys. I am actually waiting for an apology from both of you for being stone-cold bitches
Veronica
last night.
Veronica Huh, why are you out here messing with Heather Chandler’s stuff, anyway
Heather Duke finds Heather Chandler’s red scrunchie and ties it into her hair
JD enters
Please. You need to worry less about me, and worry more about your reputation. Kurt and
H.Duke
Ram have been telling the whole school about your… threeway last night.
JD Threeway?
Veronica runs over to where JD is standing at the side of the stage. He opens his arms and
she buries her face in his chest
JD approaches Kurt and Ram with the intent to fight, but they team up with another student
to knock him down.
STUDENTS Freak! Slut! Psycho! Slut! Punkass! Slut! Freak! Slut! Psycho! Slut! Punkass! Whore..
Everyone exits excluding JD and Veronica. Veronica runs beside JD and kneels, who’s still on
the floor
Veronica covers her mouth with one hand and begins to sob
Dear Diary, Kurt and Ram died. And they were just seventeen- they could’ve tuned out good,
Veronica
but now we’ll never know.
JD enters
Veronica No, I don’t think you do. “Ich luge” bullets? You lied to me. I did not want them dead!
JD Did too.
JD Did too!
Veronica Yes
So, who’s next? Should we go for Heather Duke? She’s the one who started that threeway
JD
rumor.
Veronica What? I do not accept this! We already killed three people- this ends right here, right now.
What? You’d rather go to jail, hm? And then give a free pass to the thugs who hurt people? Evil
JD
jerks that make life so unbearable that you can’t stand to live in the world anymore!
My dad said it was an accident but I am certain that my mom knew what she was doing. My
JD mom walked inside a building two minutes before my dad blew it up, she waved at me out of
the window and.. ka-boom.. She left.
Veronica … I am so sorry.
It’s all right now. The pain is somehow bearable. Anyway, you and I are special, we have a lot
JD
of work to do.
JD Making the world a decent place for people who are decent.
Veronica H-How?
SONG SEVENTEEN
Veronica by herself again, Heather Chandler enters the stage (only visible/audible to
Veronica)
And they lived happily ever after! (chuckles) You really believe that? You think all goes back to
H.Chandler
normal? Don’t give me that wounded look, you know exactly who he is and you know it.
Veronica Stop talking.
Martha enters
Veronica Why?
H.Chandler Well, screw me gently with a chainsaw! Detective is onto you, Veronica.
Martha I think it was your boyfriend, JD. You saw how he went after them in the lunchroom.
Martha I wanted to look into JD’s lockers. Do you have his combination?
H.Chandler I bet you’ll find something there, like- ‘Ich luge’ bullets?
Veronica In kindergarten.
Ram didn’t write you the letter, I did. Everyone in the school was up for it, and Ram laughed
Veronica
harder than everyone else. He was a dick. And now, he’s dead.
Veronica Oh my god.
H.Chandler --kill her? Is that what you are afraid of? (gasps dramatically) Don’t you trust him?
Hello, Westerburg! We have a general assembly- don’t mind the cameras and news network-
they’re just here to document this significant moment. Suicide is a hot topic right now. And
Ms. Flemming
according to my senior thesis on Berkeley, the way to eliminate suicide is by first eliminating
fear! We must create a safe zone where we can feel we are all equal!
Come on kids, I want you to work with me. I want you to share your pain. I want you to drag in
Ms. Flemming
into light and all of us can look at it!
H.Duke ..Heather, what the hell are you doing? Get back in line!
Ms. Flemming Shh, shh. Zip it! Keep talking, Heather. You are in a safe place! Share, it’s gonna be okay.
SONG LIFEBOAT
What’s your damage, Heather? Are you saying that Westerburg’s not a nice place? Where’s
H.Duke your school spirit? You don’t deserve to wear our school colors! Why don’t you hop in your
little lifeboat of yours and get the hell out of here!
Ms. Flemming Heather Duke! Let’s not be hasty and mean-spirited here!
Ms. Flemming Heather Duke, you are so suspended! Turn the cameras off, turn them off I say!
You are all useless! You are all idiots! And Heather Chandler was a monster, just like Kurt and
Veronica
Ram- and they didn’t kill themselves, I killed them!
Veronica realizes what she said and steps back
All the students laugh and Heather Duke gets closer to Veronica
VERONICA AND JD RUNS OFF-STAGE. THE LIGHTS DIM AND TURNS BACK ON WITH HEATHER
LIGHTS
MCNAMARA HOLDING A MEDICATION CAP
Heather McNamara falls down to her knees and whimpers for a bit
Don’t you dare kill yourself - We have ups and down. And if you are happy every single day of
Veronica
your life then you are not human. You’re a game show host.
Veronica takes out her hand to Heather McNamara, Heather spits out the content of the
bottle to Veronica’s hands
LIGHTS DIM. WHEN IT COMES BACK UP, JD IS CLAPPING WHILE FOLLOWING VERONICA
LIGHTS
BEHIND HER.
JD Good work on your little confession over there, babe! I can’t believe they still had no idea!
Veronica You don’t know the difference between right and wrong.
JD I love you!
Veronica turns around, freezes and realizes that JD is pointing a gun to her. He aims it down
away from Veronica and holds out his other hand for her
A DIM LIGHT APPEAR WHILE HEATHER DUKE AND JD IS ON THE SIDE, WHILE MARTHA SITS
LIGHTS
QUIETLY
JD hands Heather an envelope
You see, I really like your childhood picture with Martha Dunnstock, you both have these cute
JD
little pigtails!
H.Duke Where did you get that?! What do you want, money?
Sure, but get rid of these things. These photos are ancient history, no one cares about these
H.Duke
anymore. No one cares about Martha Dumptruck.
LIGHTS THE LIGHTS DIM EVEN MORE, MARTHA’S THE ONLY ONE AT THE STAGE
LIGHTS BLACKOUT
Veronica and Heather McNamara are together when Heather Duke suddenly approaches
them with a clipboard
SONG YO GIRL
SONG I AM DAMAGED