1/23/2011 A Computer Engineer’s narration of Ra…

Welcome, k um ar9030 Notifications My Profile Settings Log Out

Forum Blogs What's New?

New Posts Private Messages FAQ Calendar Community Forum Actions Quick Links Advanced Search

Forum --== General ==-- Jokes & Funny Images A Computer Engineer’s narration of Ramayana...

Result s 1 to 1 of 1
+ Reply to Thread
Thread: A Computer Engineer’s narration of Ramayana...

Thread Tools Search Thread Display

18-12-2010 10:29 PM #1

Join Date: Oct 2010

Avatar007
Posts: 47
Junior Member

A Computer Engineer’s narration of Ramayana...

A Computer Engineer's narration of Ramayana

This is a small riddle kind of a thing. Just imagine a Computer Engineer
narrates Ramayana.

LAN, LAN ago, in the SYSTEM of I/O-dhya, there ruled a PROCESSOR

named DOS-rat. Once he EXECUTED a great sacrifice PROGRAM after
which his queens gave an OUTPUT of four SONs - RAM, LSIman, BUG-
rat and SED-rughana.

RAM the eldest was a MICROCHIP with excellent MEMORY. His

brothers, however, were only PERIPHERAL ICs. Once when RAM was only
16MB, he married princess C ta.

12years passed and DOS-rat decided to INSTALL RAM as his

successor.However,Queen CIE/CAE(Kayegayee), who was once offered a
boon by DOS-rat for a lifesaving HELP COMMAND, took this opportunity
at the instigation of her BIOSed maid and insisted that her son Bug-rat be
INSTALLED and that RAM be CUT-N-PASTED to the forest for 14 years.
At this cruel and unexpected demand, a SURGE passed through DOS-rat
and he CRASHED like unstable version of AI MSN does in intel.

rkjforum.com/showthread.php?1531-A-… 1/4
1/23/2011 A Computer Engineer’s narration of Ra…

RAM agreed to LOG INTO forest and C ta insisted to LOGIN with him.
LSI-man also resolved on LOGGING IN with his brother. The forest was the
dwelling of SPARCnakha, the TRAN-SISTOR of RAW-van, PROCESSOR
of LAN-ka. Attracted by RAM, she proposed that he should marry her.
RAM, politely declined, perceiving C ta to be his SOURCE CODE. She
hastened to kill her but LSI-man cut her nossile PERIPHERAL. Weeping,
SPARC-nakha fled to LAN-ka, where RAW-van, moved by TRAN-SISTOR
s plight, approached his uncle MAR-icha. MAR-icha REPROGRAMED
himself to form a golden stag and drew RAM deep into the forest. Finally,
RAM shot the deer, which, with his last breath, cried out for LSI-man in
voice of RAM s SOUND CARD. Fooled by this VIRTUAL RAM SOUND,
C ta urged LSI-man to his brother said. Catching the opportunity, RAW-van
DELINKED C ta from her LIBRARY and changed her ROOT
DIRECTORY to LAN-ka.

RAM and LSI-man started SEARCHING for the missing C ta all over the
forest. They made friendship with the forest SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR
Akshat sorry… SU-greev and his powerful
co-processor Ha-NEUMAN . who agreed to help RAM. SU-greev ordered
his PROGRAMMERS to use powerful SEARCH techniques learnt in
GOOGLE to FIND the missing C ta. His PROGRAMMERS SEARCHED
all around the INTER-NETworked forests. Many tried to EXCITE the birds
and animals not to forget the WEBCRAWLERS (Insects) and tried to
INFOSEEK something about C ta. Some of them even shouted YAA-HOO
but they all ended up with NO FOUND MESSAGES Google, Lycos nothing
was left untouched. The only thing they forgot was to mail iitcse01 & get PTI
s help. Ha-NEUMAN then devised a RISCy TECHNOLOGY and used it to
cross the seas at an astonishing CLOCK SPEED. Soon Ha-NEUMAN
DOWNLOADED himself into LAN-ka. Ha-NEUMAN found C ta under a
brown - green (as Brahma will call it) TREE STRUCTURE Ha-NEUMAN
used the LOGIN ID (ring) to identify himself to C ta. After DECRYPTING
THE KEY, C ta asked him to send STATUS_OK MESSAGE to RAM.

Meanwhile all raakshasa BUGS around C ta captured Ha-NEUMAN to

DELETE him using everything including Ctrl-Alt-Del. But Ha-NEUMAN
spread chaos by spreading VIRUS Fire . Ha-NEUMAN pressed ESCAPE
from LAN-kaand & conveyed all the STATUS MESSAGES to RAM and
rkjforum.com/showthread.php?1531-A-… 2/4
1/23/2011 A Computer Engineer’s narration of Ra…
from LAN-kaand & conveyed all the STATUS MESSAGES to RAM and
SU-greev. RAW-wan decided to take RAM head-on. One of the RAW-wan s
SUN almost DELETED LSI-man with a Brahma -astra. But Ha-NEUMAN
resorted to some ACTIVE-Xgradients and REFORMATTED LSI-man.
RAM used the SOURCE CODE secrets of RAW-wan and wiped out RAW-
wan’s presence on earth. Later, RAM got INSTALLED in I/O-dhya and
spreaded his USER FRIENDLY PROGRAMS to all USERS and everyone
lived happily ever after, playing & enjoying.

Reply Reply With Quote

+ Reply to Thread Quick Navigation Jokes & Funny Images Top

Quick Reply

Post Quick Reply Go Advanced

rkjforum.com/showthread.php?1531-A-… 3/4
1/23/2011 A Computer Engineer’s narration of Ra…

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Posting Permissions

You may post new threads BB code is On

You may post replies Smilies are On
You may not post attachments [IMG] code is On
You may not edit your posts HTML code is Off
Forum Rules

Contact Us Archive Top

All times are GMT +5.5. The time now is 12:29 PM.

Free vBulletin skins and Web Templates by TalkTemplate.

Powered by vBulletin™ Version 4.0.8
Copyright © 2011 vBulletin Solutions, Inc. All rights reserved.

rkjforum.com/showthread.php?1531-A-… 4/4