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BOOK OF
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AS REVEALED TO THE DISCORDIANS OF LUBBOCK OF SNEED
KNOWN TO THE GENERAL PUBLIC AS
=THE HOLY ORDER OF THE SIRIUS CONNECTION=
AND PUT INTO PRINT OFF OF THE HUMAN FLESH VOLUME BY
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Nepos Zir Comselha, Lord of the Temple, BA,PhD,KSC,ASM,MCI,ASCAP,DQ,KFC,ASAP
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Editor's Note: READ THIS BOOK NEXT!
This is the Book to follow the Principia Discordia. The Book of Chaos is
to be a mystical guide to the original text. Originally, the Book of Chaos
was discovered under Memorial Circle of Texas Tech University in Lowbuttocks,
Texas, written in blood and bound in human flesh. This transcript is not the
full version, for only one person has ever dared to read the original in its
entire, Father Fallatio, ex-Lord of the Temple; he suffered from too much
of Eris' gift of insanity and soon became an insurance salesman.
This e-text version was written without the consent of any POEE priest,
or The President of the United States. (C)opycat 1995 by No One in
Particular. All rights reversed.
Keep the Freedom alive. Don't blow it all on money.
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DISCLAIMER
The authors of this text take no responsibility for the raping fnord of
your various glands.
Several phrases, when spoken Five and Fifty times around a pentacle,
will cause the summoning of horrible demons and unspeakables fnord. We take
no responsibility for your safety. You have been warned fnord.
Remember the Highest Law of the Discordian Society:
Believe not what you read.
Therein lies the key to Illumination!
-The Mgt.
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BOOK 0
As Transcended upon Zir Comselha by The Goddess.
1 All Hail Discordia! Hail Eris in the highest of the Pancreas!
2 I stood before the gates to the Holy Freezer, entering a trance for
the mystic communication with the Divine Pancreas.
3 The Goddess of All that is Not, the Lord of Nits, and Duchess of
Burgess, came before me with her blazing CHAO upon her breast, and sayeth
her image unto my lowly self:
4 "Indulge thyself with my Fruit."
5 And I, soon to be Lord of the Temple, asked with confusion: "And what is
thy Holy Fruit?"
6 She blessed me with a response: "Hot dogs nix the buns."
7 I then, in my innocence asked: "But why ban the bready buns?"
8 She did laugh then with great spirit, verily, with all her spirit. Her
tongue did then lash across the airs and then didst mine ears, ready for
her word, hear: "Thine hair is like turnips."
9 Then she did vanish from mine eyes and ears and tongue and nose and skin,
to return to her rest in the Divine Pancreas, Temple of Discordia.
10 Upon her words I slept for Five days and Five nights, hoping that osmosis
would aid me in understanding.
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A GUIDE TO ILLUMINATION
FOR
THE DISCORDIAN SOCIETY
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BY
NEPOS ZIR COMSELHA
WE THREE MEN
words by Nepos Zir Comselha
music by John Henry Hopkins
VERSE 1:
We three men, illuminated,
Making the world liberated,
Freeing minds and refusing fines,
Nothing confiscated.
CHORUS:
Yea-
Eris, Goddess, grant us Light,
Arming masses with thy might,
Onward moving, still are looting,
Come on, baby, hear Her Word!
VERSE 2:
If you do in Her partake,
You will eat lots of pancakes,
If you choose, you may refuse,
To find the fakes.
CHORUS